She was "triggered and traumatized" by Will Smith slapping Chris Rock. That might be the funniest joke she's told. I bet she has recurring night terrors of that horrific moment.
for real it sounds so...stupid XD he just slapped the man that's it, what she tought he was gonna slap everybody on the oscars like that one viral video? if anything i think Andrew Garfield had the most normal reaction of the whole thing
What she said is definitely an exaggeration. Because I’m sure Amy Schumer jumping on the Anti-Smith Slapgate bandwagon at the time totally has nothing to do with her desperatedly wanting to earn some brony points and public recognition before fading to obscurity again.
This comment is so generic it doesn't even seem to be related to the video like , did y'all watched the video already or are just commenting for the sake of being early
I think the whole point of amy being barbie was because it was different plot line at the time. She was casted to act the role as a different Barbie that wasnt conventional, then the switch to margot meant the switch in plot lines.
I'm literally voting for him in '24 just to see all the leftist meltdowns. I don't even care if he wins or not but it's gonna be epic to see the people that hate him go crazy.
I couldn't finish this whole thing, but I hope he showed the only reason she was chosen and boosted by Hollywood is not her comedy but because she is Chuck Schumer's Niece. His power and influence is the only reason she has a career at all, that's why she can fail up.
Regarding Amy's behaviour in the taxi and the way she SA'd the driver: If you're defending her saying that his not stopping it was an act of consent, you have no idea what you're talking about. I was a driver 10 years ago. Just 10 years ago, my company didn't have any kind of security or safety measures in place. No cameras, no recording of any kind, no GPS, not even the little light on the tail that tells you to call 911 if flashing. If I had defended myself from the women who SA'd me (yeah, it does happen) I would have speedran my ass to jail. With zero security measures in place, no way to verify my story in court, who do you think gets the benefit of the doubt? The only defense in that situation was to let it happen and go to therapy after.
If they justify it by saying he didn't stop it and that makes it consent then ummm you've now justified 90% of the "me too" accusations as not SA because many of those women didn't stop it and didn't complain for decades.
I’m so sorry man 😢 people often expect that it’s this big screaming fit and you’re screaming no stop, but sometimes we just freeze and you’re scared of the consequence of fighting so you just let it happen. Assault is assault no matter what gender you are and you should not have had to go through that and it dang sure was not your fault.
Damn. Had my own and many friends SA experiences and yeah the ‘just get it it over so i can flee’ thing is a painful truth. Some take years to heal. And some it’s not gratitude but you know somehow that it could’ve went much worse. I hope you will be ok
Awww dude. The look on Steve-o's face made me sad... he didn't didn't deserve that. He definitely didn't end up taking it too personally because he's a cool ass guy, but it stung for sure.
Yes he did. Ryan Dunn was a lifelong idiot who drove drunk and killed his passenger. If Dunn had survived, he would have gone to prison for manslaughter. His name should be synonymous with stupidity and lawlessness. And Steve-O should be unanimously criticized for glorifying his friend's name instead of condemning what he did. If my best friend drove drunk and killed an innocent person, I wouldn't defend them to anyone. Shumer is one of the biggest buffoons on Earth, but not for the Ryan Dunn joke. If anything, that was her high point. Anyone who pisses on that scumbag's grave is cool with me.
Literally every time Steve-O gets mentioned in any video he's always being a level-headed, good person. Hats off to the guy, he dealt with a lot of shit and is still keeping it positive.
I gotta say, Tom, though I don’t know how many people are on your team, it’s impressive that you can put out such lengthy, well-written, and engaging videos at the frequency you do.
Not-so-fun fact: My mother told my dad during a heated argument in 2007 that she went to one of Dane Cook's shows to try to sleep with him. My dad cited this as a reason he couldn't trust her, the primary reason he filed for divorce.
@@Real-Ruby-Red She is a very vindictive, narcissistic person and it's kinda sad because she wasn't always like that. But my dad made the right call. I was 13 or 14 at the time and resented him for years, but as I grew up and she shifted to treating ME that way instead of him (since he left), I began to understand.
I have a friend who works in entertainment journalism. He's interviewed so many huge stars and is usually very candid about details, only thing he's ever vented about was his horrible experience interviewing Amy. She was openly hostile during their interview, in a way where you don't just chalk it up to interview fatigue. Hearing the details of his experience has really soured my opinion of her since
I have a friend who worked in both your box and bee whole and I'm told is delightful up in there girlfriend. Have you ever busted a move to a Will Smith track named "Gettin' Jiggy Wit' It" off his multi-platinum-selling album Big Willy Style?
Dave Chapelle stole jokes too. 100% ripped Owen Benjamin off. Everyone steals jokes, just matters if anyone remembers it and so does or does not speak up.
it's hilarious that you ask "what's with standup comedians being perverts" and it instantly cuts to footage andy callaghan, who's been outed as a creep as well
The number of videos I've watched complaining about Amy Schumer being racist, problematic, whatever... But then *completely* leaving out the fact that she literally admitted to sleeping with a man so drunk that he was only half conscious for most it. If it were a man who had done that, there would have been hell to pay. Glad you included it.
Nobody goes after her for it because the only people with power to end her over it are men, and men know they’d be hypocrites to do so cuz they do it themselves all the time.
Would there be hell to pay? Like... actually? Because I can recall a number of times that men have confessed pretty flippantly to sex crimes, and it only got laughter. Like I'm not saying that we shouldn't hold her to account for her actions, but let's not kid ourselves, a man would likely get away with saying exactly the same thing. Let's also be frank. Every time I've ever seen anyone criticize Amy Schumer, they bring up the story you're referencing, so you saying it isn't being talked about by people criticizing her racist and sexust jokes is either delusional, accidentally wrong, or just a flat out lie.
@@Mr.MonacleI hadn't heard the story before, personally. The issue with the modern social media and "cancel culture" though is that something has to be very prevalent for any repercussions to take place. In many circles of the internet SA is still going to be laughed at. Both men and women need their stories pushed to the front for more than a week for anything to come of it, so Amy Schumer's...are they still allegations when it's a self-snitch?...don't have the comeback we usually see because they're only really mentioned in deep dives, and even then more as a footnote alongside her not being funny, racism, ect.
That’s sadly a pretty common thing in industries that revolve around pushing people with “star quality” to the front, because they’re the most likely to be broadly popular. Sometimes you get a great, naturally talented and wickedly clever comedian or actor or musician or politician, but on stage they have no magnetism. They’re nearly perfect candidates for honest success, but image and the ability to grab attention matter more than natural talent. Because talent can be faked, and stolen.
Dane's problem was doing both the 'face' job and the 'producer' one. His talen in promotion meant he probably would have been a phenomenal agent to comedians.
dane knew how to relate to millennials. Id say dane fathered basically every comedian now. Doing humor that is non confrontational he knew what the next wave was going to be. Dane is not nearly as bad as the comedians on this list he stole 3 jokes and they treated him like mencia.
Dane cook put out hugely popular comedy specials and starred in very funny comedy classics. He knew how to make his money and leave the life rich and on top. He never fell off, he just knew when to stop gracefully before he was pushed out ungracefully like other celebs who try to cling on to fame to the point they lose all dignity.
Her 'joke' about Ryan Dunne was sickening. Steve O dragged himself out of addiction/hell and really made something of himself, she's no where near his level of human.
@@ihatezgoogle6264 yes, it’s admirable if someone is able to, against the odds, overcome adversity - even if said adversity was technically self-inflicted as in the case of addiction
@@ihatezgoogle6264mehhh not quite. For some, when you come out of addiction, you become a heightened form of yourself. Not everyone, but a lot of us. I'm recovering from addiction myself. Before addiction, I was a lost scared and traumatized teenager. I went through years of hell and in recovery I'm a way stronger person with a lot of experience. That's the truth with many addicts. And they use that experience to help other people. A lot of us are nowhere near where we were before. It takes a lot of strength to get sober.
I truly believe that one can “accidentally” steal jokes. You hear it and then forget it, but it plants in your head and then you come up with something similar that you think is original, but in reality was already done by someone else. It’s just gonna happen sometimes. But multiple jokes from the same act… that’s a little different.
I agree but in the example in this video isn’t just the same joke as in the part that’s meant to be funny- but it’s the entire same setting and situation too. For the joke to work it didn’t require to be set in a shop of some kind and being asked if whilst shopping if any salesperson had helped her . The not wanting to describe them as a black person is the joke, and it’s been done by Its always Sunny , Curb your enthusiasm, family guy, and more I’m quite sure. But they used diffeeent unique settings
He is a Nice Dude, and his biggest F-ups was just due to him being young and high(example: what he did at OLE Dirty Bastard's Tribute with ODB's Mother on stage).
My growler smells awesome almost all of the time. However, You sound like the kinda girl with a box that stinks worse than her bee whole. Prolly got reel strong hands too I bet girlfroend!!
What is positive about an overweight body? The the type 2 diabetes test results? That's like telling a smoker, that there is no need to stop, that this is who they are, and they should feel confident about it.
@@gehtdianschasau8372 I need to smoke to help juice my bowel movements. You sayin' I should just let the poop turn into rocky-like albatross's and clog up my poop whole? Sumtimes u gotta do things that are bad for you a little bit to save yourself from things that are bad for you a lot o' bit. You feel me dawg?
you think that story she posted about the blackout drunk guy was just a "close call" with SA? it is textbook rape, i almost cried when you were reading the story. absolutely horrifying that a person can do something like that and not even understand theyre doing anything wrong.
sounds like diminished capacity rape. she may not have made him intoxicated but at least she was fully aware he was not in the right mental and conscience frame of mind. joke stealing is bad but if thats true what she did that was disgusting.
Amy is like the friend that you invite out because she's an ok person and is kind of funny. Then she escalates to crazy and obnoxious and you wish that you left her at home.
Her "grey-area" encounter with Matt? Yeah, no, that's straight up rape to me. He was wasted and in no condition to rightfully consent. How society treats sexual assault between men and woman is beyond fucked. If the story was about a guy having sex with a girl while she's wasted and passing out? That would be seen as assault, no ifs ands or buts. Hell, in a college sociology class i was in the professor asked the class if men could get SA-ed and a girl straight up said no. Even when seeing that everyone else disagreed, she tried to defend herself saying if a man didn't want it, he wouldn't get hard. Absolutley disgusting.
@@ProbsNotABot yeah the teacher said a woman couldn't pull a gun on a man and force him to have an erection yet also claimed that a woman could SA another woman if she used an object, which even back then I knew was BS
@@rootfish2671 Yeahhhhh, and a woman getting wet is consent too? Or how about when guys can randomly get hard throughout the day? They're both bodily functions and mean nothing. Her believing in woman vs woman assault makes it event more ridiculous. Guys have holes too... what? Would she not think *that's* sexual assault?
The double standards these days are wild. Once you start looking at things from a perspective where gender roles are reversed, the hypocrisy starts to get painful.
Amy Schumer is the epitome of the Pick Me girl. The " I'm one of the guys I talk about sex. I'm so cool. I'm not like other girls. I'm way cooler because I'm basically a man." Speaking from my life. I had this phase too. Except I was like 14.
@@ev3rstorm463 that's a child learning how to be an actual person with their own personality to boot lol 14 being an edgy pick-me isn't uncommon by any stretch. it's when that act goes well into the 20s and 30s that it's kinda pathetic. i.e. miss Schumer,
Yeah she is, that term is so often misused to just be used as a term to put down any woman who says anything in the defense of men but it’s much more aptly applied to the ones who act gross and hyper sexual to try and convince men she’s just one of the guys
I mean it is canon that dr doom does what he does because he genuinely in his heart believes that the only future humanity has to survive is under his iron fisted rule so strictly speaking he kind of is that there was that one comic where the wakandan goddess of vibranium looked into his soul and said "Bro your vibes are rancid but you really do put your heart into the future of humanity, you can have some vibranium though I hate to give it to you"
She's even hated by other female comedians due to her stealing jokes from them. One (can't remember her name) called her out saying Amy had no right to even call herself feminist if she steals other women's work.
You probably can't relate because you have a good sense of humor. The only people I ever say they think Amy Schumer is funny are people who don't like or watch comedy.
It's been proven that Amy was heavily promoted as the "cute" girl that did vulgar comedy. And for whatever reason, she has been the golden child of so many entertainment platforms. EDIT: for the record, I am not calling her cute, that is the term used when execs and whatnot were describing her early "appeal". She didn't do it for me then, and doesn't now; I suppose it is however a good representation of how far she has fallen. Or more accurately, how much farther the pit was dug, as she wasn't exactly turning heads when she came into the scene.
She's from a very wealthy and connected NY family; her cousin is literally Chuck Schumer the long-running US Senator (but that's not the only prominent member, just an example). Her entire career was bought by PR reps and family favors. That's why she's so close to Lena Dunham who is ALSO a NYC generational wealth nepo baby. Seriously look up why a lot of these untalented people keep showing up in things you'll see the same pattern. A recent example Phoebe Waller-Bridge? She's a literal British aristocrat with noble titles on BOTH sides of her family, and her father is one of the wealthiest financiers in the UK.
Hearing the phrase "Big Brown Breakdown" unironically as some chadbro's podcast title literally sent me into a 10 minute fit of hysteric laughter. It hurts so much 😹
Jesus he's got ANOTHER show, and it's called Big Brown Hour? Fuck me running, isn't tfatk and its sub of 130k homeless cats making fun of it, the king and the sting, and the Schaub Show enough?
The line "Carlos Mencia is fading into obscurity" aged well because I literally never heard about this guy. The only reason I knew him was because he was parodied in the South Park episode "Fish Sticks" where he steals Jimmy Valmer's fish sticks joke. Edit: I am surprised you didn't mention James Corden in this video
you are probably too young. he was around when dave chappelle was on tv and iirc they both had their series on back-to-back on comedy central for about a year. as far as mainstream comedy acts it was those two that were household names for a while.
You could see how much that joke hurt Steve-o, you could see the smile wipe off his face and he even had tears in his eyes a little. I mean deaths of friends is NEVER something to joke about it's just downright cruel.
It’s stated in the video that when she was nine years old her father’s business went bankrupt he developed Multiple cirrhosis and they lost everything and then her parents divorced
I enjoyed his comedy too. I’m very much a fan of people who are very expressive and put their body into their comedy, and Dane was able to convey motion even when it was an audio-only format. I dunno, still have a soft spot for him.
I remember seeing videos of people putting the audio of these bits over different animes almost like a dub. The workplace shooter put over the Uchiha massacre was *chef's kiss*
Just as an update: Dane used to frequently hold wild parties with a lot of girls who were groupies/his fans. Many of them were very young- high school age. One may conclude that he didn't know the age of these young women, but he did this so often, and many of the girls were found online (meaning, as the responsible adult with resources, you need to verify their age). Him and his wife met at one of these parties, and they both frequently exclaim she was 18. Unfortunately, given the timeline they've set up vs. the facts of the date of the party, her birthday, etc., she was 17- making her a minor when they first met.
Carlos Mencia's comedy can be best described as being forced to drink vinegar while remembering how I lost all of my childhood pets on a continuous loop in my head
Carlos Mencia’s stand up can be accurately explained as being made to gulp pickle juice during my reminiscing the death of all the animal companions I had as a grew up in an infinite recurring playback echoing in my mind
I'll always remember Dane Cook trying to join the failed kick-circle around James Rolfe (the AVGN, duh) because the latter refused to review the 2016 Ghostbusters film. Picking his fights wisely was never Cook's forte.
"Why would I risk my reputation to steal a few jokes?" Brother, let me introduce you to speedrun cheaters and their responses to being called out for cheating.
Yeah, its often people that are actual professionals that tend to "cheat" or in her case, steal. Its because they are actually good at their craft, that they justify. They do have legitimate skill after all, so with a little mental gymnastics, and its really more of a time saver than it is cheating, right...? Basically, they feel like the deserve the shortcut, theyve earned it through legitimate work. Obviously, thats bs. But ppl are real good at framing their actions in just the right light to excuse them.
Freely admits to stealing upwards of 100,000$, modern women are wild. Stole 3 years pay for a wagie. Then she stole her whole career. No personal accountability.
I'm so glad you brought up Matt I made a video on this and people defended her when she was sober and he was going unconscious and she was completely sober. Also if her story with Matt is completely accurate she would have been arrested for rape so there's no grey area she 100% raped Matt based on her own story
I think the double standards come from people saying anything is their true morals when it sounds nice. Anyone with a functioning eyeball or ear could have heard about consent and how much it matters and all that. The same people defends Amy in this situation or turns a blind eye, because it's a moral they only have while it sounds nice and don't care to actually represent what they say.
a drunk dude showing up to a chicks place and failing to perform doesnt really sound like r word to me. dont get me wrong, roles reversed, legally, it would be, but thats because the laws are wrong.
This happens all the time tbh nothing new men get drugged and raped or robbed by women it's just like an unsaid issue, don't be flashy round chicks and it won't happen.
@@TheSuperappelflap when you're that impaired you're not in your right mind to consent. That's why the laws are like that. Or else guys could just get girls super drunk and face no consequences, given, they still do, but at least there's a possibility they can have consequences for it. Man or woman being taken advantage of in such a way can be absolutely crushing. I'm sure it's even worse when the person who did that to you is joking and laughing about how you couldn't perform to the public.
It’ll always amaze me people can even debate rap3 culture while still acting like it’s not even possible to rap3 guys outside of prison and laugh off the fact that’s common in prisons and seen as part of the punishment. Which if anything qualifies as rap3 culture should be that.
One part of Schaub's story thats often told incorrectly; he did not listen to Joe after that podcast. He tried to get other fights in and outside the UFC, he only left the UFC when he did because his pay was about to tank from the Reebok deal
For "most hated" that was a softball take on Schumer. Nothing about Amys cousin being Senator Chuck Schumer! This certainly had nothing to do with her being forced upon the world despite an obvious lack of talent.
Yeah cuz he has so much pull in the comedy world. They barely know each other I heard. You can think her fame is undeserved, but I doubt it rested on distant senator cousin Chuck Schumer.
I remember taking a girl to the movies to watch Employee of the Month. I mostly wanted to watch it cause I recognized the Mexican guy that was also in Napoleon Dynamite, Pedro. I had no idea who Dane Cook was. My friend did though. She was a fan of his stand up and actually had some of his stand up CDs. I actually really liked the movie. I think Dax and Pedro carried the movie. I think like a week or two later. This girl went and rented his stand up special and we watched it together. After 30 minutes or so. I realized that he was exactly the same in the movie that he was on stage doing comedy. I didn't think his jokes were 'bad'. They just weren't really funny. My reaction to the whole special was mostly just, "yeah, I get the joke", but never really got me to laugh.
I have a similar sentiment on his comedy. I remember watching the movie Waiting and Dane’s character was kind of just cheesy. The Marx Brothers were funnier with this type of comedy. Over the top comedy seems like a beggar looking for laughs. Pathetic at most times.
Employee of the Month was a "harmless" movie. It wasn't bad, but not too memorable. I actually thought Dane Cook was decent in Mr Brooks. Not outstanding, but not bad either.
That's the face of someone who's too nice and composed to get up, leave and/or make a scene, but really wishes he could just turn back the clock to before he ever arrived and stay home that night. I honestly couldn't even look at the screen when that happened.
@@seanmalczewski1998he apologised to the women, but I'm sure they were both in the same state of mind. It's pretty insane that people think they can take back consent when both parties are in the same state of mind and situation.
The worst was when she did the popcorn joke RIGHT IN FRONT of Ellen, on Ellen’s freaking own show, during an interview with the person, Ellen Degenerates, she stole the joke from.. The cringe was insane..
Yeah. Amy's team clearly hates her, lol. I can't believe they gave her Ellen's joke to tell Ellen on her show. I would have fired all of them if I was her
Ellen and other TV comics , have a team of writers , thats why they lose touch ,they cash in and get over hyped and are dependant on the guests they can attract, but working stand ups are constantly honing and editing their sets .
Bro you are very awesome at chronicling interesting stuff. Thank you so much for being an absolute juggernaut at your craft and brightening so many people's day.
I think Dane Cook’s fall from grace also shows how influential Family Guy was in its prime. My friends and I in high school were just graduating from “clean” comedy and starting to watch some more dirty comedians, and I remember us showing each other a few Dane Cook clips. Then there was exactly one cutaway on an episode of Family Guy making fun of Dane Cook for having a simplistic act, and all of us immediately dismissed him as being to “low brow.” I’m not even saying Family Guy was wrong about him, but none of us bothered to even question it. Anecdotal I know, but I imagine we weren’t the only ones who Family Guy had that kind of sway over.
So you because you couldn’t think for yourselves, you believed the propaganda exactly as the tv told you. Congrats you would have made a perfect good German.
That's more telling of how easily influenced you are, being a teen at the time it's not really all that surprising you believed it. Teens are stupid/ignorant lol
Amy Schumers mom : “Being wealthy was cool, but this whole bankruptcy and you needing help all the time because of your Multiple Sclerosis thing is really bumming me out… I want a divorce.”
Dave Chappell is gold for his response to “Danes night”. I would have paid such good money to stand outside of the laugh factory and smoke cigarettes with him. 😂
As a minority, I don’t mind and even like race based/racist jokes from friends, comedians, or even strangers, as long as they’re funny, serve a purpose, or come from people you know aren’t actual racist. Amy, does not meet any of that criteria. I’ve laughed at racist jokes about me, and have made them about other people, never had an issue with them. Amy is just not funny or likable.
Of all the Jackass crew, Steve-O is the most positive currently. Real fucking struggles, an actually crazy youth, and a class act as he aged and got sober. Actually one of my favourite celebrities, and his laugh is like fun sandpaper. Almost hurts my throat to hear, but it's infectious.
This is the first time I'd heard about this and holy shit yeah, I don't see how she could've even considered that to be an edgy joke or a roast, it was just a fucking vile, nasty comment.
I agree. It’s a double layer of vileness to joke about a friends death that many of the jackass crew considered family and to wish death upon a man who’s been through hell and back to get sober. Its not funny or edgy it’s just cringe and out of touch.
Dude! You are an absolute powerhouse of content! It's unbelievable how high quality and how well-thought-out all of your stuff is and how much of it you put out. Legit, super thankful and grateful I found your channel. You deserve a million more subs.
He's good ay! Bloody hell I'm supposed to be elsewhere but I've been stuck watching these for nearly 3 hours now lol... (well done mate, bloke who makes these 👍)
Dammit, you effing nailed me with the dane cook/linkin park. 8th grade, my friend and I listened to "harmful if swallowed" on my portable cd player while being driven to a linkin park concert. It's what I think about anytime I hear "Dane Cook."
I’ve been a Dane Cook fan since I was young, his shit used to make me laugh so much, and I go back and listen to them for nostalgias sake. To see the way he slowly crumbled over time really stung. It always sucks when you watch somebody you admired and looked up to slowly deteriorates before your eyes.
@@SeasideStrangler totally agree with you. Dude had so many haters. It really wouldn’t be a surprise to me if a lot of that really corrupted him as a person. I’m not a strong person. I couldn’t keep up with all that hating. I would crumble.
I remember watching part of the press conference with Kathy Griffin. It was one of the most cringe things I had seen, and I was completely convinced that her attorney was only there to fake laugh at her pitiful attempt at jokes during it.
It was so awesome I shit my pants and didn't even clean it up until after the second viewing. The feces combined with the vee jay fluid to give me a pretty kickin' yeast infection but its totes worth it dawg!!
@Turkey Tom : Your writing really shines in the Dane Cook segment. (and "The spanish settlement era of the internet"? That's a good joke! I'm going to steal it.)
You forgot to mention When Dane Cook made the theater joke. It was not at a live show. He was practicing jokes at a closed club. But someone filmed him doing that joke and posted it online.
Yeah right. She turned down the role of barbie. What probably really happened was they told her that her body shape is more suited for a Cabbage Patch Kids movie.
Stealing jokes is one thing but I honestly feel being a successful comedian coincides with offending some people sometimes. I think social media has caused a sort of pseudo hyper-sensitivity to certain topics. One thing I've noticed is influencers seem to convince their followers that if they're personally offended about something everyone should be too, which seems somewhat irresponsible because I think they should encourage an open dialogue and multiple view points.
I’m an amateur stand up comedian, and a film major who focused on comedy films, and I disagree completely. Granted, _someone_ out there will find something to be offended no matter how wholesome something is, but that’s just it. *Comedy can be wholesome.* Comedy can be lighthearted, and good-natured. I really hate this relatively new idea that comedy has to be edgy, it has to offend someone, it has to be provocative. It doesn’t. Vanilla comedy is certainly harder to do, but it is absolutely possible. A great example is The Office, or King of the Hill. It had some dark jokes, but most of it was neutral or upbeat. Neither series felt the need to attack anyone to try and jump the shark. Edgy humor can be great. But it requires careful measuring. You never want to be as heavy handed as possible. That’s not only going to lose you fans, but it’s just…easy. You’re not trying to be clever. You’re just trying to be a huge asshole.
@@Andrew-nu4hiA woman is six times more likely to be separated or divorced soon after a diagnosis of cancer or multiple sclerosis than if a man in the relationship is the patient
I tried comedy for years when I was younger never made it past open mic 🎤 and I did it for years! It always bummed me out when I saw crappy comedians find success but that’s the way life goes
It's like that everywhere. I've spent the last decade drawing and watching far less skilled people become successful while I languish in obscurity is incredibly annoying.
Patrice O'Neal and Norm Macdonald were funny enough that I could easily sit through 7 hours straight of watching them perform. I'd be winded from laughing though
Norm said he did his act on the Roast that way because he didnt want to be insulting his friends. He only accepted the roast gig cause he was such good friends with Bob Saget. He said Roasts just were not for him.
@@johnkolko5199 yeah, it was because Bob asked him too, and even tried to invite him to really dig in, but it just wasn't in Norm to savagely rip into his friends. He did throw in an f bomb to get the audience to laugh though, since they mostly seemed confused
Bill Hicks (Rip), George Carlin (Rip )Norm Macdonald (rip) , Patrice O'Neal (Rip), Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle, Adele Givens, Monique, Lavell Crawford, Chris Rock, Rachel Bloom, Cedric The Entertainer, Johnny Witherspoon (Rip), Robin Harris (rip) and Bernie Mac (Rip) are the only comedians that made me laugh so hard i couldn't breathe for a few seconds
I didn't know she made alot of those jokes. The funny thing to me is that all of the funny things she said where all of the things she stopped talking about because she got hate. Cancel culture in Comedy is relatively new but the Golden rule is if it is funny enough it does not matter how offensive it is or what you say. When Comedians stop saying offensive things that are funny they fall off most of the time.
I agree with all you said except for Cancel culture in comedy is relatively new. Sure social media has escalated things but let's not forget the likes of Lenny Bruce getting arrested for using profanity in clubs in the 50's.
I was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis when I was 18 and had to drop out of college because of it, it's usually less severe the older you are when you get it, I doubt it impacted her life that much.
And the fact that she gets away with things that would have gotten a male comedian destroyed by the woke brigade tells you that her political connections through her uncle, Chuck Shumer, certainly helped to soften the blow.
@@EarlFaulk Amy Schumer is mostly on point politically. Especially when she was on Steven Crowder and made him look like the dumbass grifter and failed comedian he is. That being said, you can be 100% correct politically and still be a narcissistic asshole. The "joke" she made about ryan dunn and steve-o is all I needed to see. The anti-woke shit is utter nonsense though pushed by people who want you to ignore right wing extremism taking over the gop and the supreme court. Stupid people fall for it all the time. When people like Ron Desantis and Vladimir Fucking Putin are pushing an anti-woke narrative... maybe you should re-think why people stay woke and don't go back to sleep?
"Imitation is the greatest form of flattery" If you use another comedians joke, credit them. It sounds weird but I learned that the hard way when retelling a story of mine, which Gabriel Iglesias has performed. Loved his work so much that I tried some of it, but I never pretended it was original.
From my understanding with the live intervention as well. This was a big issue that was going on in the MMA at the time, not just with Brendan but with a lot of other fighters.. There were a lot of fighters who weren't taking their health seriously and were biting off way more than they could chew. So it wasn't just for Brendan. It was for every other fighter in a similar situation that Joe doesn't have the time to have a one on one talk with. In hindsight. He was very much correct and probably saved a lot of people's futures due to the way he handled himself around the topic. People finally took it seriously. It's like the entire MMA finally took a depth breath and realized that half their fighters were one fight away from irreversible damage.
Dane Cook has to be one of the few comics in which I watched a whole stand-up special and never even smirked... I think he is the most unfunny comic ever.
Dane Cook didn't deserve any of the ridiculous levels of hate he got, but unfortunately he seems to have realized that too and it absolutely got to him.
She was "triggered and traumatized" by Will Smith slapping Chris Rock. That might be the funniest joke she's told.
I bet she has recurring night terrors of that horrific moment.
She prolly got Eiffel Towered by them in the green room 10 minutes after it happened.
for real it sounds so...stupid XD he just slapped the man that's it, what she tought he was gonna slap everybody on the oscars like that one viral video?
if anything i think Andrew Garfield had the most normal reaction of the whole thing
That Black on Black Crime is no joke. Why do you think the Media ignores it? It's because all the white liberal women would be mortified.
What she said is definitely an exaggeration. Because I’m sure Amy Schumer jumping on the Anti-Smith Slapgate bandwagon at the time totally has nothing to do with her desperatedly wanting to earn some brony points and public recognition before fading to obscurity again.
@@SeasideStrangler You’ve got weird fantasies, bro.
Amy being nicknamed Amy Jewmer by high school bullies is ironically funnier than anything She's ever said...
Was about to comment this lmfao
>implying she even makes up her own jokes half the time
Right like she could of embraced that and made her career about jew jokes and she would make millions why nobody talked about her
As a Jew I found that fucking hilarious better then any nickname I ever got
@brentmartin731 thanks for 911 asshole.
Amy Schumer is factually not funny.
This comment is so generic it doesn't even seem to be related to the video like , did y'all watched the video already or are just commenting for the sake of being early
@@MrLachapellthe comment made me giggle, why you so butthurt about it? You a fan of the garbage she calls jokes?
You somehow managed to find 1 of her 10 fans.
@@MrLachapell how does it not seem to be related to the video? the name of the video is literally "The Most Hated Comedians Of All Time"
zero what happened to that 16 year old?
Amy as barbie is like James Corden as superman
😂
I think the whole point of amy being barbie was because it was different plot line at the time. She was casted to act the role as a different Barbie that wasnt conventional, then the switch to margot meant the switch in plot lines.
Yes now we have a bunch of young ladies thinking being over weight is actually healthy… smh
Oh god, I hate that dick
Best comment to describe both! ( first, I originally liked them both, but the deep dive showed how much they sucks)
Her talking about leaving the US if Trump got elected really helped his campaign.
Could I help her pack.... she's not funny 😂
Could I help her pack 😌
Way to phat shame bro. Hope ur proud of urself son.
@@jennyanydots2389we love shaming phat people. Go away phat sympathizer
I'm literally voting for him in '24 just to see all the leftist meltdowns. I don't even care if he wins or not but it's gonna be epic to see the people that hate him go crazy.
"It wasn't funny, I get it"
She truly feels like someone who has never apologized before
Anyone who says, “Ugh! _I GET IT!”_ doesn’t get it
@@CharlieApples or maybe they do get it, but they don't give half a shit
I couldn't finish this whole thing, but I hope he showed the only reason she was chosen and boosted by Hollywood is not her comedy but because she is Chuck Schumer's Niece. His power and influence is the only reason she has a career at all, that's why she can fail up.
@@stewiegriffin5557 oh we were talking about the last person 😂
@@stewiegriffin5557
I'm shocked he didn't bring that up, he has lots of clout in New York as a beloved senator in New York
Regarding Amy's behaviour in the taxi and the way she SA'd the driver: If you're defending her saying that his not stopping it was an act of consent, you have no idea what you're talking about. I was a driver 10 years ago. Just 10 years ago, my company didn't have any kind of security or safety measures in place. No cameras, no recording of any kind, no GPS, not even the little light on the tail that tells you to call 911 if flashing. If I had defended myself from the women who SA'd me (yeah, it does happen) I would have speedran my ass to jail. With zero security measures in place, no way to verify my story in court, who do you think gets the benefit of the doubt? The only defense in that situation was to let it happen and go to therapy after.
Holy crap dude….
If they justify it by saying he didn't stop it and that makes it consent then ummm you've now justified 90% of the "me too" accusations as not SA because many of those women didn't stop it and didn't complain for decades.
I’m so sorry this happened to you. It does happen. Bad people come in all shapes and sizes, as do victims.
I’m so sorry man 😢 people often expect that it’s this big screaming fit and you’re screaming no stop, but sometimes we just freeze and you’re scared of the consequence of fighting so you just let it happen. Assault is assault no matter what gender you are and you should not have had to go through that and it dang sure was not your fault.
Damn. Had my own and many friends SA experiences and yeah the ‘just get it it over so i can flee’ thing is a painful truth. Some take years to heal. And some it’s not gratitude but you know somehow that it could’ve went much worse. I hope you will be ok
Awww dude. The look on Steve-o's face made me sad... he didn't didn't deserve that. He definitely didn't end up taking it too personally because he's a cool ass guy, but it stung for sure.
Yes he did. Ryan Dunn was a lifelong idiot who drove drunk and killed his passenger. If Dunn had survived, he would have gone to prison for manslaughter. His name should be synonymous with stupidity and lawlessness. And Steve-O should be unanimously criticized for glorifying his friend's name instead of condemning what he did. If my best friend drove drunk and killed an innocent person, I wouldn't defend them to anyone.
Shumer is one of the biggest buffoons on Earth, but not for the Ryan Dunn joke. If anything, that was her high point. Anyone who pisses on that scumbag's grave is cool with me.
Lol nobody deserves it, it's a roast. Steve O is a POS junkie anyway who cares
Literally every time Steve-O gets mentioned in any video he's always being a level-headed, good person. Hats off to the guy, he dealt with a lot of shit and is still keeping it positive.
I'm temped to bring up Will's outburst, but I don't wanna bring back the Cringe Moment of '22.
Also, are you gonna censor Sex or not?
Dude is part of the problem, that nasty tattoo he had shows exactly what he is all about.
Literally. Literally every literally literal literally, literally? Literally! I know, literally right. Literally literal, literally.
He's very much turned his shit around
@@seditiouswalrus Nasty? you mean Iconic surely?
"If he wants to be a clown, let him juggle"... that one line is funnier than anything Mencia has said his entire life. And it came from his dad.
Maybe it's the 30 years in the internet... But my first reading of that made me hope his dad told him that when he was 18+
-_-
Carlos to his own son:
“I will let you juggle if you want to be a clown….me heeko!”
I gotta say, Tom, though I don’t know how many people are on your team, it’s impressive that you can put out such lengthy, well-written, and engaging videos at the frequency you do.
I know right
These are some of the most heavily covered bad comedians out there
He takes 90% of his stuff off of Kiwifarms. That's where the research comes from.
its insane
I think he said in stream once that he has a couple of writers & editors
Her best joke was when she claimed that Mattel specifically wanted her to be Barbie in the movie.
Not-so-fun fact: My mother told my dad during a heated argument in 2007 that she went to one of Dane Cook's shows to try to sleep with him. My dad cited this as a reason he couldn't trust her, the primary reason he filed for divorce.
its funny cuz dane cook is into dudes
Your dad sounds like he’s got self respect, if someone said that to me I’d tell them to kick rocks too, such a nasty bitter thing to say.
Your mom is gross for that dude smh. : /
@@Real-Ruby-Red She is a very vindictive, narcissistic person and it's kinda sad because she wasn't always like that. But my dad made the right call. I was 13 or 14 at the time and resented him for years, but as I grew up and she shifted to treating ME that way instead of him (since he left), I began to understand.
Wait..was the divorce over her trying to cheat or she thought dane cook was funny?
I have a friend who works in entertainment journalism. He's interviewed so many huge stars and is usually very candid about details, only thing he's ever vented about was his horrible experience interviewing Amy. She was openly hostile during their interview, in a way where you don't just chalk it up to interview fatigue. Hearing the details of his experience has really soured my opinion of her since
can you give an example, please
I have a friend who worked in both your box and bee whole and I'm told is delightful up in there girlfriend. Have you ever busted a move to a Will Smith track named "Gettin' Jiggy Wit' It" off his multi-platinum-selling album Big Willy Style?
@@jennyanydots2389 u drunk?
@@pohandrek8182 Naw dawg I don't drink since the last time my toilet ring was gang smashed without my full consent.
@@pohandrek8182 You wanna Get Jiggy Wit' It later son? Big Willy Style?
She stole an estimated $100,000 worth of jokes😂
😅
LOL
The fact that people are estimating the cost of jokes is fucking hilarious!
Dave Chapelle stole jokes too. 100% ripped Owen Benjamin off. Everyone steals jokes, just matters if anyone remembers it and so does or does not speak up.
@@andoriannationalist3738 The thing is Dave Chapelle is actually funny so people are more forgiving even if it is hypocritical
it's hilarious that you ask "what's with standup comedians being perverts" and it instantly cuts to footage andy callaghan, who's been outed as a creep as well
When Amy was young, she said she wanted to be a comedian and everybody laughed at her. Well, nobody's laughing now.
😆
You can say that again, pal.
Best Comment!
Clever. I think she's funny and her audiences seem to think so.
@@Ceini you’re probably easily impressed so that’s not saying much
The number of videos I've watched complaining about Amy Schumer being racist, problematic, whatever... But then *completely* leaving out the fact that she literally admitted to sleeping with a man so drunk that he was only half conscious for most it. If it were a man who had done that, there would have been hell to pay. Glad you included it.
Nobody goes after her for it because the only people with power to end her over it are men, and men know they’d be hypocrites to do so cuz they do it themselves all the time.
Cardi B raped men and nobody gives a shit, she even flexed with that and still nobody gives a shit.
Would there be hell to pay? Like... actually? Because I can recall a number of times that men have confessed pretty flippantly to sex crimes, and it only got laughter. Like I'm not saying that we shouldn't hold her to account for her actions, but let's not kid ourselves, a man would likely get away with saying exactly the same thing. Let's also be frank. Every time I've ever seen anyone criticize Amy Schumer, they bring up the story you're referencing, so you saying it isn't being talked about by people criticizing her racist and sexust jokes is either delusional, accidentally wrong, or just a flat out lie.
@@Mr.MonacleI hadn't heard the story before, personally. The issue with the modern social media and "cancel culture" though is that something has to be very prevalent for any repercussions to take place. In many circles of the internet SA is still going to be laughed at. Both men and women need their stories pushed to the front for more than a week for anything to come of it, so Amy Schumer's...are they still allegations when it's a self-snitch?...don't have the comeback we usually see because they're only really mentioned in deep dives, and even then more as a footnote alongside her not being funny, racism, ect.
Her box is pretty awesome though. I've seen her camel tow and it's pretty rockin' son!!
It's weird how Dane Cook can simultaneously be considered "ahead of his time" and also one of the most entry level names in standup comedy.
That’s sadly a pretty common thing in industries that revolve around pushing people with “star quality” to the front, because they’re the most likely to be broadly popular. Sometimes you get a great, naturally talented and wickedly clever comedian or actor or musician or politician, but on stage they have no magnetism.
They’re nearly perfect candidates for honest success, but image and the ability to grab attention matter more than natural talent. Because talent can be faked, and stolen.
Dane Cook isn't funny either.
Being loud doesn't mean you're funny
Dane's problem was doing both the 'face' job and the 'producer' one. His talen in promotion meant he probably would have been a phenomenal agent to comedians.
dane knew how to relate to millennials. Id say dane fathered basically every comedian now. Doing humor that is non confrontational he knew what the next wave was going to be. Dane is not nearly as bad as the comedians on this list he stole 3 jokes and they treated him like mencia.
Dane cook put out hugely popular comedy specials and starred in very funny comedy classics. He knew how to make his money and leave the life rich and on top. He never fell off, he just knew when to stop gracefully before he was pushed out ungracefully like other celebs who try to cling on to fame to the point they lose all dignity.
Her 'joke' about Ryan Dunne was sickening. Steve O dragged himself out of addiction/hell and really made something of himself, she's no where near his level of human.
Is getting sober a measure of quality to you?
To me that’s a person putting themselves back at base level - not elevated in any capacity
@@ihatezgoogle6264yes, getting sober is literally one of the hardest things someone can do in their entire life. That type of hard work is admirable
@@ihatezgoogle6264 yes, it’s admirable if someone is able to, against the odds, overcome adversity - even if said adversity was technically self-inflicted as in the case of addiction
@@ihatezgoogle6264mehhh not quite.
For some, when you come out of addiction, you become a heightened form of yourself. Not everyone, but a lot of us. I'm recovering from addiction myself. Before addiction, I was a lost scared and traumatized teenager. I went through years of hell and in recovery I'm a way stronger person with a lot of experience. That's the truth with many addicts. And they use that experience to help other people. A lot of us are nowhere near where we were before. It takes a lot of strength to get sober.
the only thing Ive ever agreed with her on, Steve O is an insufferable self righteous d bag now
I truly believe that one can “accidentally” steal jokes. You hear it and then forget it, but it plants in your head and then you come up with something similar that you think is original, but in reality was already done by someone else. It’s just gonna happen sometimes. But multiple jokes from the same act… that’s a little different.
Comedians disagree vehemently
Of course.
@@arribaficationwineho32because they're narcissistic
Yes, but hers was like for like.
I agree but in the example in this video isn’t just the same joke as in the part that’s meant to be funny- but it’s the entire same setting and situation too. For the joke to work it didn’t require to be set in a shop of some kind and being asked if whilst shopping if any
salesperson had helped her . The not wanting to describe them as a black person is the joke, and it’s been done by Its always Sunny , Curb your enthusiasm, family guy, and more I’m quite sure.
But they used diffeeent unique settings
Weirdly, for me, the takeaway from these last two vids you've made is that Steve-O seems like a really pleasant guy
Believe me, living through addiction makes you develop humility. Saying that, he seemed like a really nice dude anyway, though.
Now he is. When he was using he wasn't im sure
Even when doing the stupid stunts you could see from the interactions that Steve O was a nice guy. You can also see that Bam was a mean spirited jerk.
@@johnkolko5199I agree, I always preferred Wild Boys because Bam wasn't involved. The dude always seemed like a straight D-Bag.
He is a Nice Dude, and his biggest F-ups was just due to him being young and high(example: what he did at OLE Dirty Bastard's Tribute with ODB's Mother on stage).
“body positive narcissists and conflating being disliked for your actions with sexism”
absolute bullseye
My growler smells awesome almost all of the time. However, You sound like the kinda girl with a box that stinks worse than her bee whole. Prolly got reel strong hands too I bet girlfroend!!
What is positive about an overweight body? The the type 2 diabetes test results? That's like telling a smoker, that there is no need to stop, that this is who they are, and they should feel confident about it.
@@gehtdianschasau8372 I need to smoke to help juice my bowel movements. You sayin' I should just let the poop turn into rocky-like albatross's and clog up my poop whole? Sumtimes u gotta do things that are bad for you a little bit to save yourself from things that are bad for you a lot o' bit. You feel me dawg?
I mean, it's kinda hard to miss...
you think that story she posted about the blackout drunk guy was just a "close call" with SA? it is textbook rape, i almost cried when you were reading the story. absolutely horrifying that a person can do something like that and not even understand theyre doing anything wrong.
sounds like diminished capacity rape. she may not have made him intoxicated but at least she was fully aware he was not in the right mental and conscience frame of mind.
joke stealing is bad but if thats true what she did that was disgusting.
"The only fluids coming down are from his drool."
Amy is like the friend that you invite out because she's an ok person and is kind of funny. Then she escalates to crazy and obnoxious and you wish that you left her at home.
Kind of funny? What?
kill me if Im friends with someone like Amy
add a couple false allegations just to look "cool"
@@supernova0513it's possible to make a decent joke every now & then without actually being absolutely hilarious. Average people do it daily
Her "grey-area" encounter with Matt? Yeah, no, that's straight up rape to me. He was wasted and in no condition to rightfully consent. How society treats sexual assault between men and woman is beyond fucked. If the story was about a guy having sex with a girl while she's wasted and passing out? That would be seen as assault, no ifs ands or buts. Hell, in a college sociology class i was in the professor asked the class if men could get SA-ed and a girl straight up said no. Even when seeing that everyone else disagreed, she tried to defend herself saying if a man didn't want it, he wouldn't get hard. Absolutley disgusting.
I had a female health teacher in middle school who straight up said the same thing too
@rootfish2671 It's just beyond disgusting. Consent is consent and *everyone* is deserving of it. I hate the double standard in place.
@@ProbsNotABot yeah the teacher said a woman couldn't pull a gun on a man and force him to have an erection yet also claimed that a woman could SA another woman if she used an object, which even back then I knew was BS
@@rootfish2671 Yeahhhhh, and a woman getting wet is consent too? Or how about when guys can randomly get hard throughout the day? They're both bodily functions and mean nothing.
Her believing in woman vs woman assault makes it event more ridiculous. Guys have holes too... what? Would she not think *that's* sexual assault?
The double standards these days are wild. Once you start looking at things from a perspective where gender roles are reversed, the hypocrisy starts to get painful.
Amy Schumer is the epitome of the Pick Me girl. The " I'm one of the guys I talk about sex. I'm so cool. I'm not like other girls. I'm way cooler because I'm basically a man." Speaking from my life. I had this phase too. Except I was like 14.
She’s like if that “I am uncomfortable when we are not about me” tweet came to life, put on heels, and told a bunch of hacky Mexican jokes
Shes just the face of that style of comedy which is terrible but has been around for decades "blah blah blah my vagina sex boobs blah
14 is crazy
@@ev3rstorm463 that's a child learning how to be an actual person with their own personality to boot lol 14 being an edgy pick-me isn't uncommon by any stretch.
it's when that act goes well into the 20s and 30s that it's kinda pathetic. i.e. miss Schumer,
Yeah she is, that term is so often misused to just be used as a term to put down any woman who says anything in the defense of men but it’s much more aptly applied to the ones who act gross and hyper sexual to try and convince men she’s just one of the guys
Calling Amy Shummer a comedian is like calling Dr Doom a humanitarian philantropist
I mean it is canon that dr doom does what he does because he genuinely in his heart believes that the only future humanity has to survive is under his iron fisted rule
so strictly speaking
he kind of is that
there was that one comic where the wakandan goddess of vibranium looked into his soul and said "Bro your vibes are rancid but you really do put your heart into the future of humanity, you can have some vibranium though I hate to give it to you"
@@CaptainPrincess”the wakandan goddess of vibranium” lol
@@alanmueller2027 yeah bastet I think
its a real comic read it for yourself
It's like calling the MCU Mr Fantastic the smartest man alive
I always think Dr doom needed a better publicist. Dr. Snuggles, maybe.
Any one who says Amy Schumer is funny is just blatantly wrong in every way.
@staninjapan9 monkey’s writing Shakespeare
No shes hilarious, I love laughing at her.
She’s so unfunny, every time she talks her mouth acts line the arc covenant from raiders and sucks everyone’s souls ip
Honestly think their rights should be taken away
Humor is subjective, *but*
It’s wild that Amy thinks women can relate to her and her comedy. I’m a woman with some love of edgy humor, and I’ve never related.
You're probably not her Uncle Senator Chuck Schumer then.
She's even hated by other female comedians due to her stealing jokes from them. One (can't remember her name) called her out saying Amy had no right to even call herself feminist if she steals other women's work.
You probably can't relate because you have a good sense of humor. The only people I ever say they think Amy Schumer is funny are people who don't like or watch comedy.
Comedy is subjective no need to make a big deal out of things
Same, I also am not a very sexual person either and that's a good chunk of her material. I just don't care enough to find it funny.
It's been proven that Amy was heavily promoted as the "cute" girl that did vulgar comedy. And for whatever reason, she has been the golden child of so many entertainment platforms.
EDIT: for the record, I am not calling her cute, that is the term used when execs and whatnot were describing her early "appeal". She didn't do it for me then, and doesn't now; I suppose it is however a good representation of how far she has fallen. Or more accurately, how much farther the pit was dug, as she wasn't exactly turning heads when she came into the scene.
She's from a very wealthy and connected NY family; her cousin is literally Chuck Schumer the long-running US Senator (but that's not the only prominent member, just an example). Her entire career was bought by PR reps and family favors. That's why she's so close to Lena Dunham who is ALSO a NYC generational wealth nepo baby. Seriously look up why a lot of these untalented people keep showing up in things you'll see the same pattern. A recent example Phoebe Waller-Bridge? She's a literal British aristocrat with noble titles on BOTH sides of her family, and her father is one of the wealthiest financiers in the UK.
She's an industry plant, doesn't help that she isn't funny at all.
Cute is a strong word.
"for whatever reason" 👃
Everything is a psy op bro
Kathy Griffin really said “I didn’t think showing a picture of me cutting off Donald Trump’s head would be taken as a call to violence…”
Theres something about how people only laughed at Amy Schumer when she said she wanted to be a comedian
these words absolutely come together to create a sentence.
@@louspowels7120 they sure do!
@@louspowels7120 we live in a sentence
@@louspowels7120did they... Not?
Her best jokes are the plagiarized ones.
Hearing the phrase "Big Brown Breakdown" unironically as some chadbro's podcast title literally sent me into a 10 minute fit of hysteric laughter. It hurts so much 😹
That's about the only genuine laugh Schaub can hope to get.
Jesus he's got ANOTHER show, and it's called Big Brown Hour? Fuck me running, isn't tfatk and its sub of 130k homeless cats making fun of it, the king and the sting, and the Schaub Show enough?
Sounds more like a name for explosive diarrhea then a comedy podcast
You had a ten minute fit of hysterical laughter? Are you on SSRI’s and boxed wine?
@@DiamorphineDeath you talmbout cte, b?
The "Amy Jewmer" joke is funnier than her whole career
elite album
If taking someones background and identity and adding them to a name is the peak of comedy, we should all have deep depressions.
@DGAMINGDE yeah. That's the joke when it comes to how bad Amy is at her job.
@@DGAMINGDEAre you implying she is the peak of comedy or somewhere close to that? Otherwise, this reply makes no sense
@@DGAMINGDE Do you have basic reading comprehension?
The line "Carlos Mencia is fading into obscurity" aged well because I literally never heard about this guy. The only reason I knew him was because he was parodied in the South Park episode "Fish Sticks" where he steals Jimmy Valmer's fish sticks joke.
Edit: I am surprised you didn't mention James Corden in this video
you are probably too young. he was around when dave chappelle was on tv and iirc they both had their series on back-to-back on comedy central for about a year. as far as mainstream comedy acts it was those two that were household names for a while.
You could see how much that joke hurt Steve-o, you could see the smile wipe off his face and he even had tears in his eyes a little. I mean deaths of friends is NEVER something to joke about it's just downright cruel.
Yeah and it was Charlie Sheen's roast she went out of her way to hurt Steve-O
She's a right c u next Tuesday
His face actually made me wanna tear up. That was a cruel joke
It's why you heard someone go FUCK YOU AMY.
that someone? Mike goddamn Tyson
You piss off Mike Tyson you don fucked up
Also it was fucking Steve-O. One of the nicest most genuine guys out there. Hurting him is like if she was hurting a kitten
“The other pats of her life were positive” oh you mean the part where she grew up in a rich family?
Her uncle is a senator too
It’s stated in the video that when she was nine years old her father’s business went bankrupt he developed Multiple cirrhosis and they lost everything and then her parents divorced
@@JohnWick54935 I’m sure she still lived a very privileged life. People in the upper echelon don’t just lose everything. There’s safety nets set up.
@@the1only467no not really, they can lose everything, my step dad lost 4 million within 4 days and is now struggling. You never know.
@@the1only467tell me you're an ignorant antisemite without telling me you're an ignorant antisemite
Honestly remember briefly enjoying Dane's comedy when I was young. His story of being kind to the possible shooter in the office always stuck with me.
His style just worked better with movies
That's one of his greatest bits.
I enjoyed his comedy too. I’m very much a fan of people who are very expressive and put their body into their comedy, and Dane was able to convey motion even when it was an audio-only format. I dunno, still have a soft spot for him.
Thankssss for the candy
I remember seeing videos of people putting the audio of these bits over different animes almost like a dub. The workplace shooter put over the Uchiha massacre was *chef's kiss*
Just as an update: Dane used to frequently hold wild parties with a lot of girls who were groupies/his fans. Many of them were very young- high school age. One may conclude that he didn't know the age of these young women, but he did this so often, and many of the girls were found online (meaning, as the responsible adult with resources, you need to verify their age).
Him and his wife met at one of these parties, and they both frequently exclaim she was 18. Unfortunately, given the timeline they've set up vs. the facts of the date of the party, her birthday, etc., she was 17- making her a minor when they first met.
Ageist rubbish.
Depends on the state. 16 is the age of consent in many.
I did NOT know that...thanks
@@crystalshaw8744 No problem👍🏾
@@Darrylizer1if it was one of those states, why wouldn’t she just say she was seventeen?
Carlos Mencia's comedy can be best described as being forced to drink vinegar while remembering how I lost all of my childhood pets on a continuous loop in my head
while being sliced with razors
@@johnkolko5199 YES
More like water-boarded with vinegar😆
@@cordeliahale644Hot.
Carlos Mencia’s stand up can be accurately explained as being made to gulp pickle juice during my reminiscing the death of all the animal companions I had as a grew up in an infinite recurring playback echoing in my mind
I'll always remember Dane Cook trying to join the failed kick-circle around James Rolfe (the AVGN, duh) because the latter refused to review the 2016 Ghostbusters film.
Picking his fights wisely was never Cook's forte.
I remember that too he almost got it as bad as Patton Oswald that man got roasted hard too
Funny cause James wasn't trying to start some weird politic group, he just didn't want to review it and be left alone
Avgn will forever be history on the Internet
@@ShiningTaigathe jokes about Oswald's recently dead wife at the time being in that movie were hilarious
"Why would I risk my reputation to steal a few jokes?" Brother, let me introduce you to speedrun cheaters and their responses to being called out for cheating.
Yeah, its often people that are actual professionals that tend to "cheat" or in her case, steal. Its because they are actually good at their craft, that they justify. They do have legitimate skill after all, so with a little mental gymnastics, and its really more of a time saver than it is cheating, right...?
Basically, they feel like the deserve the shortcut, theyve earned it through legitimate work.
Obviously, thats bs. But ppl are real good at framing their actions in just the right light to excuse them.
When she was growing up, everybody laughed when Amy Schumer said she wanted to be a comedian...
Nobody's laughing now.
The biggest joke ive heard from amy schumer was that she was the face when people think of barbie
There are a million different type of Barbies. She would have been Fat Repulsive Trailer Park Barbie"
WHAT
*why*
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@@Ramsey276oneyeah, barbie after beaten with a lead pipe maybe.
A Kleptomaniac, huh? I see that carried over into comedy.
Freely admits to stealing upwards of 100,000$, modern women are wild. Stole 3 years pay for a wagie. Then she stole her whole career. No personal accountability.
Painfully accurate
Hilariously tragic
I'm so glad you brought up Matt I made a video on this and people defended her when she was sober and he was going unconscious and she was completely sober. Also if her story with Matt is completely accurate she would have been arrested for rape so there's no grey area she 100% raped Matt based on her own story
I think the double standards come from people saying anything is their true morals when it sounds nice.
Anyone with a functioning eyeball or ear could have heard about consent and how much it matters and all that.
The same people defends Amy in this situation or turns a blind eye, because it's a moral they only have while it sounds nice and don't care to actually represent what they say.
a drunk dude showing up to a chicks place and failing to perform doesnt really sound like r word to me. dont get me wrong, roles reversed, legally, it would be, but thats because the laws are wrong.
This happens all the time tbh nothing new men get drugged and raped or robbed by women it's just like an unsaid issue, don't be flashy round chicks and it won't happen.
@@TheSuperappelflap 100%
@@TheSuperappelflap when you're that impaired you're not in your right mind to consent. That's why the laws are like that. Or else guys could just get girls super drunk and face no consequences, given, they still do, but at least there's a possibility they can have consequences for it. Man or woman being taken advantage of in such a way can be absolutely crushing. I'm sure it's even worse when the person who did that to you is joking and laughing about how you couldn't perform to the public.
The Barbie movie “didn’t have a feminist edge?” It HAD to be a different movie before then.
Or they never offered her the role and she just lied about it.
i’m not convinced she knows what feminism is; probably just thought it would be a good buzzword
It’ll always amaze me people can even debate rap3 culture while still acting like it’s not even possible to rap3 guys outside of prison and laugh off the fact that’s common in prisons and seen as part of the punishment. Which if anything qualifies as rap3 culture should be that.
That's what rape culture originally referred to.
18:47 Amy saying Will Smith's slap says a lot about toxic masculinity is like hearing a Twitter user
Stupid comment AI bot
Disgusting
Imagine you’re at a friends house and someone says “Hey do y’all wanna watch this new Amy Schumer special”
*ex friends house
@@taschentuchkollone lol
I would run up to the nearest living thing and kill it
@@taschentuchkollone😮
I’d lol then realise they were being serious
Leave an never see them again
One part of Schaub's story thats often told incorrectly; he did not listen to Joe after that podcast. He tried to get other fights in and outside the UFC, he only left the UFC when he did because his pay was about to tank from the Reebok deal
For "most hated" that was a softball take on Schumer. Nothing about Amys cousin being Senator Chuck Schumer! This certainly had nothing to do with her being forced upon the world despite an obvious lack of talent.
Stop noticing things!
Good ol Chucky Schumer, pro-abortion in America but anti-abortion in Israel, strange innit?
Yeah cuz he has so much pull in the comedy world. They barely know each other I heard. You can think her fame is undeserved, but I doubt it rested on distant senator cousin Chuck Schumer.
Second cousin obviously 🙄 the age gap should have been the dead give-away
Industry plant was mentioned.
I remember taking a girl to the movies to watch Employee of the Month. I mostly wanted to watch it cause I recognized the Mexican guy that was also in Napoleon Dynamite, Pedro. I had no idea who Dane Cook was. My friend did though. She was a fan of his stand up and actually had some of his stand up CDs. I actually really liked the movie. I think Dax and Pedro carried the movie. I think like a week or two later. This girl went and rented his stand up special and we watched it together. After 30 minutes or so. I realized that he was exactly the same in the movie that he was on stage doing comedy. I didn't think his jokes were 'bad'. They just weren't really funny. My reaction to the whole special was mostly just, "yeah, I get the joke", but never really got me to laugh.
Same, except I actually laughed at times
Then again I can be triggered to LMAO at things others usually don't...
Amy Schumer definitely doesn't
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@@Ramsey276one nothing actually got me to lol, bit I did have a couple small chuckles from scenes with Dax and Pedro.
I have a similar sentiment on his comedy. I remember watching the movie Waiting and Dane’s character was kind of just cheesy. The Marx Brothers were funnier with this type of comedy. Over the top comedy seems like a beggar looking for laughs. Pathetic at most times.
Employee of the Month was a "harmless" movie. It wasn't bad, but not too memorable. I actually thought Dane Cook was decent in Mr Brooks. Not outstanding, but not bad either.
10:44 Steve-O is always laughing, so when he isn't you know that something serious happened.
That's the face of someone who's too nice and composed to get up, leave and/or make a scene, but really wishes he could just turn back the clock to before he ever arrived and stay home that night. I honestly couldn't even look at the screen when that happened.
That Ryan Dunn "joke" was unforgivable.
Relax, the topic was fine it just wasn't funny.
The fact that Aziz Ansari caught any amount of flak for having awkward sex with a consenting adult is insane
Yeah :(
It's more pathetic that he apologized
Sleeping with Aziz Ansari should be counted as animal abuse
@@seanmalczewski1998he apologised to the women, but I'm sure they were both in the same state of mind. It's pretty insane that people think they can take back consent when both parties are in the same state of mind and situation.
Yea I thought this was insane at the time but I was afraid more would come out about him.
The worst was when she did the popcorn joke RIGHT IN FRONT of Ellen, on Ellen’s freaking own show, during an interview with the person, Ellen Degenerates, she stole the joke from.. The cringe was insane..
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That's a *joke,* right?
Yeah. Amy's team clearly hates her, lol. I can't believe they gave her Ellen's joke to tell Ellen on her show. I would have fired all of them if I was her
Ellen and other TV comics , have a team of writers , thats why they lose touch ,they cash in and get over hyped and are dependant on the guests they can attract, but working stand ups are constantly honing and editing their sets .
As a MMA Fan its hilarious to see the way Schaub is presented to a bigger audience.
Good video man.
I think he did pretty well considering how hard everyone dunks on him. Beating Crocop even a bit past his prime is a big deal.
@@SeasideStrangler100% he was a top 10 UFC fighter. Thats an incredible feet
@@henzoko5946LMFAO, in heavyweight where the talent pool is extremely shallow
@@henzoko5946Go look at the top heavyweights right now... He wouldn't have scraped the top 15 light heavyweights, even back then.
@@henzoko5946 "an incredible feet" written like a true Schaub fan
Bro you are very awesome at chronicling interesting stuff. Thank you so much for being an absolute juggernaut at your craft and brightening so many people's day.
Being officially ordained a "class clown" never has a positive affect on a person's mental health.
Most class clowns just become annoying when the teacher gets irritated and won't shut up
Calling her a comedian is an insult to comedians
Insult to humans.
@@randybaumery-u5r americans?
God damn this video was so well done, I can’t imagine the time that went into organizing everything into one continuously flowing experience. Bravo!
You blow the CCP
I think Dane Cook’s fall from grace also shows how influential Family Guy was in its prime. My friends and I in high school were just graduating from “clean” comedy and starting to watch some more dirty comedians, and I remember us showing each other a few Dane Cook clips. Then there was exactly one cutaway on an episode of Family Guy making fun of Dane Cook for having a simplistic act, and all of us immediately dismissed him as being to “low brow.” I’m not even saying Family Guy was wrong about him, but none of us bothered to even question it. Anecdotal I know, but I imagine we weren’t the only ones who Family Guy had that kind of sway over.
The pot kind of met the kettle there though.
Good for you for pointing out how we are influenced.
So you because you couldn’t think for yourselves, you believed the propaganda exactly as the tv told you. Congrats you would have made a perfect good German.
That's more telling of how easily influenced you are, being a teen at the time it's not really all that surprising you believed it. Teens are stupid/ignorant lol
@@PD-we8vf They're high school kids watching Family Guy, get real
Amy Schumers mom : “Being wealthy was cool, but this whole bankruptcy and you needing help all the time because of your Multiple Sclerosis thing is really bumming me out… I want a divorce.”
Dave Chappell is gold for his response to “Danes night”. I would have paid such good money to stand outside of the laugh factory and smoke cigarettes with him. 😂
Legendary if true
Laughed so hard at this Chappell story
Chappell is too good ,l love "Danes night" story ,Dane Cook was a pretty boy who did very well with limited talent .
As a minority, I don’t mind and even like race based/racist jokes from friends, comedians, or even strangers, as long as they’re funny, serve a purpose, or come from people you know aren’t actual racist. Amy, does not meet any of that criteria. I’ve laughed at racist jokes about me, and have made them about other people, never had an issue with them. Amy is just not funny or likable.
That joke about Steve-O hurts every single time. I always have to stop the video and take time to breath again.
Of all the Jackass crew, Steve-O is the most positive currently. Real fucking struggles, an actually crazy youth, and a class act as he aged and got sober. Actually one of my favourite celebrities, and his laugh is like fun sandpaper. Almost hurts my throat to hear, but it's infectious.
This is the first time I'd heard about this and holy shit yeah, I don't see how she could've even considered that to be an edgy joke or a roast, it was just a fucking vile, nasty comment.
Yeah that wasn’t funny at all.
Nah that was actually the only funny thing she ever said. There’s no such thing as too far when it comes to comedy.
I agree. It’s a double layer of vileness to joke about a friends death that many of the jackass crew considered family and to wish death upon a man who’s been through hell and back to get sober. Its not funny or edgy it’s just cringe and out of touch.
Her mom left her father when he was at the lowest point of his life and taking away his daughter. Keep that in mind
First time? Wait for this one you will hear it someday. "What have you done for me.... .. .. .. lately?"
Came on here to comment on that exact thing. Now we know from who Amy inherited her extreme narcissism.
That's sadly pretty common.
I see where she gets it from
@@Drak976I have to deal with that from my parents sormtimes
Dude! You are an absolute powerhouse of content! It's unbelievable how high quality and how well-thought-out all of your stuff is and how much of it you put out. Legit, super thankful and grateful I found your channel. You deserve a million more subs.
He's good ay! Bloody hell I'm supposed to be elsewhere but I've been stuck watching these for nearly 3 hours now lol... (well done mate, bloke who makes these 👍)
@@paulkuvener6940 right???
Dammit, you effing nailed me with the dane cook/linkin park. 8th grade, my friend and I listened to "harmful if swallowed" on my portable cd player while being driven to a linkin park concert. It's what I think about anytime I hear "Dane Cook."
I’ve been a Dane Cook fan since I was young, his shit used to make me laugh so much, and I go back and listen to them for nostalgias sake. To see the way he slowly crumbled over time really stung. It always sucks when you watch somebody you admired and looked up to slowly deteriorates before your eyes.
Undeserved for Dane, the other comics were just upset he was taking off. He seems like a solid dude and didnt deserve it.
@@SeasideStrangler totally agree with you. Dude had so many haters. It really wouldn’t be a surprise to me if a lot of that really corrupted him as a person. I’m not a strong person. I couldn’t keep up with all that hating. I would crumble.
I remember watching part of the press conference with Kathy Griffin. It was one of the most cringe things I had seen, and I was completely convinced that her attorney was only there to fake laugh at her pitiful attempt at jokes during it.
This man was made for documentary videos. His voice is so monotone yet likeable at the same time
Ironically, it is intriguing. Lol
It's not an ugly monotone it's like an acceptable monotone. I like it too lol
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It was so awesome I shit my pants and didn't even clean it up until after the second viewing. The feces combined with the vee jay fluid to give me a pretty kickin' yeast infection but its totes worth it dawg!!
What did it make you do to your trousers?
@Turkey Tom : Your writing really shines in the Dane Cook segment. (and "The spanish settlement era of the internet"? That's a good joke!
I'm going to steal it.)
The internet joke about Schaub sucking at stand up in TWO completely different careers is funnier than anything I've ever heard him say...
You forgot to mention When Dane Cook made the theater joke. It was not at a live show. He was practicing jokes at a closed club. But someone filmed him doing that joke and posted it online.
Amy talking about the intricacies of comedy is the funniest thing shes ever said
I didn't think I could have a lower opinion of Amy Schumer than I already did... and then I heard that "joke" about Steve-O.
This one female comedian a few years ago I seen on tik tok show how Amy completely stole her act and refused to admit she did.
She stole from a few
Yeah right. She turned down the role of barbie. What probably really happened was they told her that her body shape is more suited for a Cabbage Patch Kids movie.
Unlike Amy, you made me laugh 😂
Pfft, more like Garbage Pail Kids.
"2002 is so early that it's not even wild west internet. It's Spanish colonies internet." I love this joke.
Ig the 90s would be native american internet then lmao
I’m sure the position of her uncle helped her quite a bit.
Stealing jokes is one thing but I honestly feel being a successful comedian coincides with offending some people sometimes. I think social media has caused a sort of pseudo hyper-sensitivity to certain topics. One thing I've noticed is influencers seem to convince their followers that if they're personally offended about something everyone should be too, which seems somewhat irresponsible because I think they should encourage an open dialogue and multiple view points.
I’m an amateur stand up comedian, and a film major who focused on comedy films, and I disagree completely. Granted, _someone_ out there will find something to be offended no matter how wholesome something is, but that’s just it. *Comedy can be wholesome.*
Comedy can be lighthearted, and good-natured. I really hate this relatively new idea that comedy has to be edgy, it has to offend someone, it has to be provocative.
It doesn’t. Vanilla comedy is certainly harder to do, but it is absolutely possible. A great example is The Office, or King of the Hill. It had some dark jokes, but most of it was neutral or upbeat. Neither series felt the need to attack anyone to try and jump the shark.
Edgy humor can be great. But it requires careful measuring. You never want to be as heavy handed as possible. That’s not only going to lose you fans, but it’s just…easy. You’re not trying to be clever. You’re just trying to be a huge asshole.
@@CharlieApples comedy shouldn't offend anyone. if they get offended then that's on them and they should find something else to do.
The mom left the dad after he got a debilitating illness and lost his money? Jesus.
Usually how it goes
@@Andrew-nu4hiA woman is six times more likely to be separated or divorced soon after a diagnosis of cancer or multiple sclerosis than if a man in the relationship is the patient
@@abcdefg-xm7dc source ?
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It makes sense why Amy is a highly insensitive and insecure person, she got it from her mother
@@Andrew-nu4hi Google what I posted to find the source. Nerd.
I tried comedy for years when I was younger never made it past open mic 🎤 and I did it for years! It always bummed me out when I saw crappy comedians find success but that’s the way life goes
It's like that everywhere. I've spent the last decade drawing and watching far less skilled people become successful while I languish in obscurity is incredibly annoying.
@@karenwang313I also feel that way with my music. It's a BUMMER. I bet you're a great artist though 🥹
Amy went from stealing $100k to stealing jokes
Patrice O'Neal and Norm Macdonald were funny enough that I could easily sit through 7 hours straight of watching them perform. I'd be winded from laughing though
Norm said he did his act on the Roast that way because he didnt want to be insulting his friends. He only accepted the roast gig cause he was such good friends with Bob Saget. He said Roasts just were not for him.
@@johnkolko5199 yeah, it was because Bob asked him too, and even tried to invite him to really dig in, but it just wasn't in Norm to savagely rip into his friends. He did throw in an f bomb to get the audience to laugh though, since they mostly seemed confused
Bill Hicks (Rip), George Carlin (Rip )Norm Macdonald (rip) , Patrice O'Neal (Rip), Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle, Adele Givens, Monique, Lavell Crawford, Chris Rock, Rachel Bloom, Cedric The Entertainer, Johnny Witherspoon (Rip), Robin Harris (rip) and Bernie Mac (Rip) are the only comedians that made me laugh so hard i couldn't breathe for a few seconds
@@Chuck_ELgreat choices. Bill Hicks is my number 1 and Norm 2nd.
@@johnkolko5199 Norm's right.
The televised roasts were garbage as soon as they removed the Friar's Club from them.
The fact that she says she didn't steal the mad tv bit is insane lol
This was very well done. I think you went after some of the subjects *much* more aggressively than others. However, UNQUESTIONABLY well done.
Tom calling me "a little older" for knowing Dane Cook is the worst burn I've gotten in a very long time.
I didn't know she made alot of those jokes. The funny thing to me is that all of the funny things she said where all of the things she stopped talking about because she got hate. Cancel culture in Comedy is relatively new but the Golden rule is if it is funny enough it does not matter how offensive it is or what you say. When Comedians stop saying offensive things that are funny they fall off most of the time.
I agree. I thought her earlier stuff was funny, but I watched The Leather Special and it was terrible. I haven’t seen any of her stuff since.
I agree with all you said except for Cancel culture in comedy is relatively new. Sure social media has escalated things but let's not forget the likes of Lenny Bruce getting arrested for using profanity in clubs in the 50's.
I was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis when I was 18 and had to drop out of college because of it, it's usually less severe the older you are when you get it, I doubt it impacted her life that much.
And the fact that she gets away with things that would have gotten a male comedian destroyed by the woke brigade tells you that her political connections through her uncle, Chuck Shumer, certainly helped to soften the blow.
@@EarlFaulk Amy Schumer is mostly on point politically. Especially when she was on Steven Crowder and made him look like the dumbass grifter and failed comedian he is.
That being said, you can be 100% correct politically and still be a narcissistic asshole. The "joke" she made about ryan dunn and steve-o is all I needed to see.
The anti-woke shit is utter nonsense though pushed by people who want you to ignore right wing extremism taking over the gop and the supreme court. Stupid people fall for it all the time.
When people like Ron Desantis and Vladimir Fucking Putin are pushing an anti-woke narrative... maybe you should re-think why people stay woke and don't go back to sleep?
@@EarlFaulk"woke brigade" LMAOOOO
@@heythankstommy Rainbow mafia, is a good one too.
@@CoalCoalJames yeah it is, I love that one! Sounds cool af😎😎😎
"Imitation is the greatest form of flattery"
If you use another comedians joke, credit them. It sounds weird but I learned that the hard way when retelling a story of mine, which Gabriel Iglesias has performed.
Loved his work so much that I tried some of it, but I never pretended it was original.
informative video, nicely done. let me just remind you that etc. is short version of et cetera, not eksetera. thank you
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He was also a supporting actor in 'Mr. Brooks" starring alongside Kevin Costner. Quite dope movie
From my understanding with the live intervention as well. This was a big issue that was going on in the MMA at the time, not just with Brendan but with a lot of other fighters.. There were a lot of fighters who weren't taking their health seriously and were biting off way more than they could chew. So it wasn't just for Brendan. It was for every other fighter in a similar situation that Joe doesn't have the time to have a one on one talk with. In hindsight. He was very much correct and probably saved a lot of people's futures due to the way he handled himself around the topic. People finally took it seriously. It's like the entire MMA finally took a depth breath and realized that half their fighters were one fight away from irreversible damage.
Heck of a lot of research must have gone into this video. Great stuff man. Appreciate the work you put in. Very entertaining
Dane Cook has to be one of the few comics in which I watched a whole stand-up special and never even smirked... I think he is the most unfunny comic ever.
Dane Cook didn't deserve any of the ridiculous levels of hate he got, but unfortunately he seems to have realized that too and it absolutely got to him.
Yup! Good statement.
Stole jokes fuck him
Yeah, he was like the nickleback of the comic world.
Good. He should know he's not great. He's not the worst comedian out there but he's ok at best.