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how boys i never woulda guessed that
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I love eating my Chinese grog... unfortunately it's not in my nation? Currently me (Chinese beast) is stationed in canada. Can grog be added to funny canada ?
They did great overall but what's with all weird cuts lmao specifically around 20:00-22:00
Deez Nerf
The editing has been phenomenal for a while now. Wanted to shout out the editor(s) for these legendary final renders. S tier shit.
by far one of the best edited channels on TH-cam
Agreed, Been saying this shit.
Went to the comments to say the same thing, but you beet me to it😂. But it's definitely some 11 out of 10 editing
who edits the videos now surely it isnt still prezoh
The producers/editing team has been brilliant over the past year.
After calculating the costs of the flights you took, it would take $26,000 AUD to travel to all the locations you did this episode.
Luckily, you saved about $25,900 by getting Griffin to edit it in instead, and an extra $100 by not paying him.
Edit: So, this is actually the cost PER PERSON, I forgot Max and Chad are no longer one being.
It would actually be $52,000 AUD, and $78,000 if they decide to bring Scott
So of they actually did it still wouldn't have been their most expensive video somehow ?
they didnt edit anything in, they went there. didnt you see them explaining every step of them traveling?
FYI the math for Scott coming with is also wrong. Unless he’s getting a children’s discount or smthn.
You're right, it should be $78,000 for the three. @@chaschuky999
@@chaschuky999 ? It's just 26 times 3
Max's perfectly cheerful "ah, guten Tag, fuckhead! :)" gets me every time
Real
Peter being the first vampire finally explains What We Do In The Shadows for me, I thought it was just a bit.
Love the movie and TV show
Pyter
The dedication to grog on this channel is insane
I'd try it if it wasn't $100 for 16 cans 😂
Tbh everything seems completely money driven now
@@andyruiz538 100$ AUD is not 22 bucks lol. 100$ AUD is 65$ USD or 90$ CAD
@@andyruiz538 ok, that's honestly not bad then
Edit: just looked it up and it'd be $66USD.... That's literally 3x what you're saying.
@@andyruiz538 now hold on bro google says $100 AUD is $65 USD.
Still wild pricing, love the boys but naaaaahhhhhhhhhh
I love how Max finally questions why Wario was flying a plane when he's totally smashed
The most illogical question became logical
also wearing glasses 😂 you cant become a pilot unless you have literally perfect vision
Also when he clicked his fingers to be transported to Turkey to get out of being pressured by Chad to overdose on ouzo, I would never have thought of that while sober let alone drunk off my face
I always like how their vids seem like a sandbox for the editors to do whatever fun and goofy stuff they want, i hope they have fun making these.
I wonder what their blood alcohol level is after videos like this. It would be interesting if they took a breathalyzer at the end of their videos to see who is more F up
Omggg yess
You know it's gonna be a good vid whenever it's not even a third of the way through, and Max and Chad are both already visibly drunk
I think Max’s liver is starting to give out. He got extra drunk this episode. 😂
I’m worried about his brain. It won’t be long before he’s shitting his pants and forgetting his own name like chad😢
@@Wetknees no way! is that RoachDogg Jr.
@@Wetknees They probably only really drink when they're doing these videos, and a lot of their content don't have them as drunk as this video. So he'll prolly be fine, its not like he anywhere near Shoenice levels
Or he is just getting old. I certainly can;t drink as much as when i was younger.
@@yangxiaolong1862I hope they don’t be drinking. Like this on their own time bro 😭😭
scotts pronounciation of koskenkorva salmiakki was actually super good. well done scott.
Im really loving the vibe of the show at the moment, it feels like im stuck on a sinking ship.
I actually haven't seen Max in years but it's absolutely adorable how giggly and smiley he is. He's still got it
And the other two bros are some Chads as well
Drugs make smiling easy
real. i love chad but max has definitely become my favorite
he also got married recently :)
real
max is like jesse and chad is walter
with brain instead of lungcancer
they should do that for dress up funny to work day
@@basementboy1910nah liver
@@EddieBurke working out is tearing and rebuilding muscles same idea as drinking
Walter weight
You've got to try "Krautinger" from Austria. It is basically destilled cabbage juice with 40%-Vol. Smells like stinky feet but tastes quite good.
And "Korn" is usually not meant for drinking but more like a base for fruit liqueur etc.
we drink korn straight quite often here in Germany
cabbage spirits sounds like a torture method not a good tasting drink
@walnuss2546 where in Germany? It's a big country. I have never seen anyone drink Korn, except the Assis.
Actually a great choice for a Serbian drink. Rakija is actually very versatile and in my opinion it's the best hard liquor, by far. The thing is, it really varies from even household to household. I once drank apple rakija that straight up had the taste like taking a bite of a Granny Smith apple with some slight burn to it. Amazing stuff.
Saying Rakı is belong to Serbia would be dumb too . Everybody knows its a Turkish alcohol
@@instaceza rakı and rakija are not the same drinks
@@rustamahmedov2630 Please explain bro
@@instaceza rakija is a fruit brandy made typically from plums or other fruits (I have personally tried one made from peach) but rakı is with twice distilled grapes. and rakı is usually drunk by diluting with water but rakija is drunk by its own.
@@rustamahmedov2630 thanks for Info . Sorry if i was acting like a douchebag
Man, I would love to see Max and Chad in a 2 hour video, basically a movie. Unleash them out into the world, at different places, getting more drunk as time goes on, and let the shenanigan's ensue. Def would need to be completely improvised. Just them being them.
Jojivlogs but just these two
sounds like just the movie beerfest
i thinks that’s just their patreon
100%
@@burp2019 and? Beer fest is a great fkng movie
I cannot believe the lads have tried the Northern Ireland/Scotland delicacy of buckfast
Next video they're gonna be doing molls gap in is200s
They'll definitely be at Seacat in the good Citroen Xsara
Wot is goingg onn en hea
@@bigwongo213an aul d turbo haha
I was honestly expecting Bombay Sapphire or Cpt. Morgan
I miss seeing Scott in the skits LMAOO something about his monotone voice n these chaotic boys just feels right. Rip Prezzo
This is a masterpiece. The questions, the editing, everything! Y'all should be proud :)
Greetings from Cold Ones' Helsinki office!
Tilatkaa grog
Go away
Tehkää grog review
@IhaJustimus did you know there's a Finnish cold ones?
Embarrassing, first riding off another Finnish channel's name and then trying to cozy up to actual tubers, you are not Cold Ones.
Scots' face at 11:40 is priceless, as you know he's basically babysitting two heavily intoxicated adults who won't let the man explain.
As a Greek I’m glad to see ouzo mentioned I always wanted them to try it in the last episodes. And plomari is the best brand. Greeks drink it in cold or room temp water and it makes the water cloudy. It also is drinken straight or with soda as well. I raise my ouzo to the grog boys, cheers.
Ouzo is so good! Yamas!
I still want them to try out rakı
WAIT THEY DID
Just like Arak in the Middle East!
fun fact: A lot of estonian words sound finnish to the point where speakers of the two languages can speak (with a bit of difficulty) without knowing the other language.
"Suur munamagi" is much like the finnish "suuri munamäki", both meaning big egg hill. Although "muna" in finnish can be both the word for egg and a slang word for penis. I also thought "magi" had 2 a's (as in maagi, someone who practises magic) and therefore thought it read "Big dick wizard"
gwahahaha
iso muna 🤭
Felt like a total TH-cam pub crawl! Hope you guys haven't turned into a modern-day Alexander the Great...teary-eyed with no more drinks left to try!
Now that you mention it, there could and should be a festival where bars from different countries can set up their own tents and make a pub/bar in their own style. Complete with different menus and unique drinks.
Buckfast is more popular in Scotland than in England. Also hopefully the bottle was chilled. We only drink it in Scotland if the bottle has came out of the freezer with frost on the outside 👌🏻🏴
I’m the same ma pals r kretins and just drink it warm
just take it out side for a couple mins, it'll be frozen in no time
Lol same with rakija from serbia
Aye but it’s English and also massive in Newcastle
@@fletchersergeant9871the highest sales for buckfast are in Glasgow
The editing is so amazing. Combined with these 3 guys is just beautiful.
7:10 I am from Guatemala and hearing these two handsome gentlemen's pronouncing it made my day.
I love when Scott is steering the show. It just hits right.
Thanks you drunken bastards, you've made my day! Glad you enjoyed the Fernet Branca! Much love
OLEEEE OLEEE OLEEE OLEEEE
COL UAAAANS, COL UAAAANS
bien ahi esa recomendación, y tremendo que max se mando unos tragos de fernet puro jajaja excelente todo
Otra coronación de gloria, excelente
Why all argentineans are called Lautaro or Facu?
Me inmortalizo.
My younger cousin (who's not of drinking age) poured herself a drink of water at my grandparents' 50th anniversary celebration party, it was Ouzo. I took it off her hands as a joke, don't remember that night. My mom said I needed fluids from an ambulance, and I pissed on the wall when I got back home. I woke up more hungover than I've ever been and I still remember nothing about that night
In Belgium, a delightful tradition among many older individuals is crafting a "mazout." This delightful concoction blends half Coca-Cola with a light Belgian beer, such as Maes, Stella Artois, or Jupiler. It's a unique experience worth trying!
The Monks who sometimes rage joke at 22:30 alluding to Chad's WoW name is such a fucking good joke that went unappreciated
any lore masters?
@@napalmmoon Chad's old nick in the internet (that he presumedly created when he started playing WoW) was MonkRage
Never thought I’d see Max with a bottle of bucky
Love from Scotland 🏴
I’m from Devon (where Bucky was invented) so I felt a little proud too 😁
@@user-nx9eq2wq7tthank you for your service 🙏🙏🙏
@@user-nx9eq2wq7t Yeah for some reason people seem to not know that it actually came from Buckfast Abbey in Devon not Scotland
@@imogen5141 Everyone knows that. Scotland consumes significantly more though
@@user-nx9eq2wq7t Can you buy it in England? I think the only time I have seen it in person was when sharing a train with some Scots
why i always feel like they should get their stomachs pumped out after each episode 🤣🤣🤣
I'm always surprised at how far Buckfast travels. I grew up in an area that is known as part of the so called "Buckfast triangle" because so many crimes in the area had Buckfast mentioned in the incident reports. You're supposed to freeze the crap out it if you really want the best experience. Mind you the best experience means being absolutely hammered and either fighting the nearest person or passing out in a field some where. 😂 Max looked like he was about to collapse into a heap on the floor by the end of this.
as always, the editors deserve a nobel prize
Thank you very much 😊❤
OMG THE EDITING OH MY GOD THE EDITS IM FINNA BUST 😩💦
I love the Paris Syndrome stuff. It mostly hits Japanese/Asian tourists, and it stems not only from Paris being dirty and run-down, but from the French being SUCH rude assholes to foreigners that it shatters their dreams about the place.
It's funny bc paris really is a shitehole. There are so many nicer places in France, and western Europe generally. But Paris uwu big tower and getting pick pocketed at sacre coeur quirky.
also apparently like 50 people are hospitalised for it per year. Bruh.
I'm french and paris sucks so much , don't go there people sucks the city is not that cool it stink prices are insane , go on the rest of the country and you'll see the difference
Tell me you know nothing about paris without telling me you know nothing about paris be like :
Being rude is not a french thing, it's a Parisian thing, everyone hates Paris, and the french do even more.
Remember, Paris is not France, just like San Francisco is not the US.
This is my favorite coldones episode so far 👌🏽🔥
"Whats 9+10? 21! He's cool". looool
I feel like the editing just keeps getting better and better.
I’m honestly impressed in how much work gets put into these vids.
Cold Ones might not be the biggest channel on TH-cam, but they sure have the most talented editors in the game!
They should be with this quality
as a finnish person, i love that you guys shat on "iha just imus" for ripping your whole show
This is THE only TH-cam channel I watch now. The euphoria I get from the notification of a new video is beyond comprehension. Next time come to the beautiful country of Chicago and try some Malört!
Hey! Im the Finnish viewer.
It was completely mesmerizing to see you guys rant for three minutes about the Finnish version of Cold Ones!
I’ve been watching you guys before their channel here on TH-cam existed and i got to say, they definitely took some great influence from you guys!
Omg, I'm not alone! :D
Kaikki Suomalaiset katsojat nyt tänne!
aina ku kattoo imukse videoita nii huomaa mite paljo inspiraatioo ne ottaa näiltä😂 introt varsinki oli jossai vaihees iha samanlaisia😂😂
Legit!
no en nyt tiiä voiks tota ees sanoo et ottaa influencee ku ne on legit kopioinu koko paskan scottia myöte
ite en pysty kattoo sitä ripoffia ku liian suora kopio
The editor needs a raise. This is a masterpiece!
The Editing is so good and smooth on all these videos Holy cow.
REALLY GOOD EDITING LOVE U GUYS
Max's hatred of tequilla will never not be hilarious
The fact that they completely didn't realise that it's insane that you cannot legally get drunk in a pub in England is crazy
no hay nada mas entretenido que ver australianos probando fernet por primera vez
love you chlud and marx
Jsjsjs marx
I know I’m late to the party on this one but congrats on getting married Max really happy for you and Kat!! 🍾💍🎉
Wait, that's not a mans name?
THAT Korn especially (Berentzen) is pretty much the most "i am german, live in a small village and want to get drunk next to my tractor" kinda thing they could´ve bought. Very authentic lol.
facts, it's crazy to see it in their video. My hometown is only 20 mins from where this is produced
I seriously would literally only risk visiting Australia to drink grog with you guys and test random products. Funniest dudes on earth
Can we all appreciate the editors because this editing is banger
Korn is basically just a way to get hammered cheap, mostly used in the more rural regions in germany. Popular mixers are Fanta and Coke, almost never drunken neat. "Schnapps" is just a name for high proof alcohol so you could have a pear-schnapps or a butterscotch schnapps, but you could say jägermeister is schnapps if you want to.
Korn is quite a rare sight, though.
i have never seen someone drink korn
At least in northern german rural regions its pretty common
Omg korn
@@vinboi8053*Demonic scatting*
This episode was absolutely fantastic, from the editing to the acting and of course the mess.. phenomenal job guys!
yeah the acting was great, i really believed they were drunk.
@@user-uq5rm7io8hsuch talented actors.
As a Turkish dude, you should try Raki mixed with cold water and ice. We usually prepare a good dinner table (best with fish) with appetizers. You drink one sip of Raki then one sip from water. but you guys just shout it anyways.
Love and appreciate these videos!! Scott is irreplaceable with his editing and creativity. I would love to meet you bros and chill! 😢
If you ever want to give South African drinks a go, there's 2 recommendations. Whilst beer is our most consumed drink, Brandy is a close second and we produce a ton of it so try Klipdrift then. Otherwise a very South African drink is Amarula, a cream liquor made from the Marula fruits.
Cream liquor sounds good
@@maxthedoglover liqueurs are just sugar
@@obscure.reference I’m a beginner with my drinks are South African drinks worth to check out?
Amarula is amazing
Raki is actually never ment to be consumed by itself, It's consumed with water 1 to 1 ratio +ice, also if you really want to enjoy raki as Turkish people do it should be definitely be consumed with bunch of side dishes or watermelon, I'm surprised to see it tho made me very happy greetings from actual capital of Turkiye (T), cheers guys
Frosty Jacks is unquestionably the worst British beverage but it must be consumed by the 3 litre bottle
15:35 it's called louching and it happens because the solubility of the mixture is reduced. There are a bunch of oils dissolved in ethanol, when you proof it down or cool the mixture it drops some of the oil out of solution but the ethanol acts as an emulsifier and keeps it mixed with the water.
Buckfast being shown as the drink of England is a slap in the face to the Scots
Generally people who are from outside the UK see Scotland and England as the same place because they might not know the history surrounding that any why Scots might not agree with that 🤷🏻♂️
@@mohamedimardbrucelee8829 Eh, I get that but we are very different from our southern neighbours. Culturally speaking it's like saying Canada and America are part of he same country. Totally different groups of people.
Thats because Buckfast was originally made in Devon and is still made there
Yeah fr, only really drank in the north these days
your comment is a slap in the face to buckfast as it is made in Devon, england
1:37 Germany
3:37 Serbia
5:53 Mexico
8:37 Australia
11:30 Argentina
14:28 Greece
17:35 Turkey
20:03 France
21:47 England
24:17 Finland
26:15 Estonia
28:28 South Korea
30:15 North Macedonia
Ty for the work man :))
YaaaY!! 🎉 Finland 🇫🇮
Torille!
No Hungary chh
Where is wok Poland
you forgot family guy
Chad and Max's improvisation yes and scenarios are truly comedy gold 🥇
"Tell jeff, i said hi." Is foul 😂😂
These guys are pure chaos. The editing is nuts. I love it.
Raki also changes color when introduced to water/ice just like ouzo does. And the most popular way to drink it is by mixing it with water + ice. You should try, it tastes way better like that
Pastis in france is the same, nobody drinks it without water lol
i tought i was the only turk that watched cold ones
Love watching these guys wether their drunk or not. I am a bit scared though seeing how many TH-camrs have passed away or who have quit. I really hope they enjoy doing this kinda stuff and can get help if they need it regardless if it changes them(want the boys healthy ya?)
wow i just love this content!
Scott's pronunciation of the finnish grog was actually really good! Also PERKELE SAATANA VITTU SUOMI MAINITTU AAAAAAAHHHH
im so glad to see Scott, i missed him so much as a host ♥♥♥
I've been wanting you to try Fernet for sooo long and I'm so happy you liked it cause I've always thought you'd hate it :D
I'm watching this while tripping and the editing is amazing while also laughing my ass off
8:11 literally had me dying, it was so perfect.
probably the most drunk I've seen max and it was HISTERICAL
The editing in this video is god tier
In Germany we got a Cold Ones rip off too, they are called FeierAbend, wich means End of a Workday
Thanks for putting Finland in video, torilla tavataan, luv u Scott :)
30:55 is the moment Max detached from reality
My grandad from Bosnia, rakija is also made there, he was famous for cooking up the strongest stuff to the point where the whole village would hallucinate from the fuums
This was hilarious the editing is 🖤 amazing
Max's anguished cry of "Licorice!!" sounded like Guts screaming "Griffith!!" in berserk
Idk what it is about Max, but just seeing him makes me laugh. He was just made to be funny.
Chad funny as hell too, they're a super good combination together.
The editors of the show is also on point all the time. Good shit
Mental health has not been great recently but your videos never fail to make me laugh hysterically and put a smile on my face. Thank you!!
you guy to try Malort from Chicago!
I think everyone is loving these highly edited videos. They're hilarious! Also I love that max always gets so sloshed 😂
No bro overly edited
MUCHAAACHOOOOOS
Que alegria verlos tomando fernet y ademas que les guste
me alegro la vida
Ese botellazo de fernet que se tomo max lo mando a una esquina de BA
JAJAJAJAJJ@@ferxas
If y'all do this again you gotta try Jeppson's Malört. It's a local alcohol in the Midwestern US. The flavor can best be described as old car tire on fire.
Darcy looks like Doctor Friedrich Steiner from black ops in the Reznov flashback mission.
Nunca en mi vida creí que vería a estos dos tomarse un fernet con coca, vamos los pibesssssss
Se ponen en pedo con todo. Era hora de que probaran fernet!! Encima les gustó, un cago de risa
@@nicouko Eso fue lo más piola, pensé que no les iba a gustar y fue la única bebida que les gustó posta 😂
VAMO LO PIBEEEEE
MUCHAAAAACHOS
VAMOSSSS🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷
I absolutely LOVE these goofs, I can't tell you how many times I've rewatched almost every video 😂 Always make my days 1000x better
Pastis is actually good when you drink it the traditional way, really fresh with a bit of water and an ice cube
Just had my first grog lads and I must say well bloody done! Not too sweet like most other premixes and flavor choices are great for summer! I could go them even less sweet but honestly pretty darn good, will be on the regular purchase list.
the editing is always 10000/10 but this video ?? absolutely fantastic omg !!! it was so fuckin good
Always a pleasure to see people drink pastis without water
it almost made me gag hahaha
Pastis raki ouzo they all have to be diluted with water but i figure they didnt do much research
@@vendel1 boys dilute it, men chug it down pure
I always thought mixing regular Liqour with water was gross and something only old people and couscous do.
I got home from work so tired the other night it took me almost an hour to realize I missed my vodka with water instead of sprite
I really enjoyed this episode not only was Scott in it but I like the different video idea
Watching your guys vid while having double vision of being drunk is the best thing to do to break the week