Beating Super Mario Bros. as SLOWLY as Possible??
ฝัง
- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 พ.ค. 2020
- While this might sound like a really stupid and boring concept, I promise it's really interesting! With a couple restrictions, certain games can get very interesting when you try and do the longest playthrough possible. Turns speedrunning on its head and unlocks a whole new world of routing and puzzle solving- one of the best things about speedrunning! Slowrunning is the new hotness!
Follow me on Twitch to see this great content live 👌
/ kosmic
/ kosmicd12
#kosmic #mario #speedrun
Beating Super Mario Bros. as SLOWLY as Possible??
• Beating Super Mario Br...
Kosmic
/ kosmicd12 - เกม
![[TH]FFWS SEA Spring 2024 Knockout Stage - Day 12](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/DVnFpe52UV4/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Full Episode] Hell's Kitchen Thailand EP.12 | 28 เม.ย. 67](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xCjbu5t25Pw/mqdefault.jpg)
More UNIQUE and ORIGINAL content + speedrunning world records coming your way! Follow me on Twitch to catch it live!!
www.twitch.tv/kosmic
Hi
You already know we’re already following kosmic
can you please EQ the 16KHz CRT ringing out in post? its super annoying ;-;
I respect your desire to just mess around and try and get the wall clip 10:12
@Angelicc i agree
When your older brother tells you he'll let you play after this life
This is why I don't play 2 player
lmao
I remember playing 2 player with my sister in this game and I straight up beat the game with one life and my sister lost all her lives on 1-1
Dear Bismuth, cant wait for "Super Mario Bros slowrun explained"!
This is the most true representation of this run.
"We have lost almost thirteen minutes now, we're doing great"
Me if I tried to speedrun anything
"This is double the pace of last month's run!"
@@yntxrrr "which unfortunately took, 1 month to complete"
“We’re behind, we’re on such a good pace!”
Notorious big
Hi Carne
POV: Bowser at the end of the level
Mario runs past you, but instead of grabbing the axe immediately he just turns and stares at you, emotionless. You try to reach him, but you're not close enough. You realize that the timer was never for Mario, but for you.
Extremely underrated comment
Daaaaaamn
@@LifeisPain6969 His comment is so underrated that your comment pointing out how underrated it is, is also underrated
Are you getting philosophic?
@@MoonwalkerWorshiper Absolutely
"So imagine you've got a bus that you're taking to a date you really don't want to be on, but you don't want to hurt the person's feelings, so instead you aim to miss the bus as often as possible."
*(edited)*
*** (3 stars)
@@saucesaucesaucesauce1380 *(not edited)*
The bus also goes every 21 frames
The funny thing is people think this is easy. But your expert knowledge of everything in the game makes you way more slow than most amateurs...
all amateurs*
Are you attempting to be offensive somehow?
@@NxVernxual Are you attempting to project somehow?
@@NxVernxual no, he's basically saying his experience makes him better then people who have less experience .
@@NxVernxual I don't get what part of that looked like it was attempting to be offensive
The random facts and glitches made this much better.
those are the best parts of kosmic streams
I know so much about this game that I learned from Kosmic.
It's so weird hearing things like "nice we lost a few seconds".
"reset, not slow enough"
There is a huge possible improvement. If you exploit the game's mechanics to get to the very right of the screen (backwards jumps, etc.) and touch the flagpole, Mario will teleport to the left side of the screen. If Mario then falls in a pit, the game will take an extraordinarily wrong time to transition to the next level. When it does, the life counter will not change, so it doesn't count as dying. That is my big brain play here.
HappyLee told me the exact same thing. This idea works for 5-2 and 6-1, but will cause an infinite loop (unable to beat the level) in 6-3.
@@SeanCong Why cant you beat the level?
@@kr1v Because doing the glitch in 6-3 gets the game's programming stuck in a truly infinite loop, hard-locking the game. Unlike 5-2 and 6-1 which do eventually break out of the glitch loop and advance to the next level.
Instead of saving seconds, you savor seconds
That's frickin genius
Yep XD
Technically you're savoring whatever you do within those seconds, but yeah.
lock in the savor.
Clever.
Petition to call this category of gaming “powerwalking”
There's a already a "speedwalk" of this, though. It's a speedrun where they don't press B.
@@fllthdcrb I think he means beating a game as slowly as possible
Slowrun
casual meander
Signed
This is actually a very refreshing and entertaining concept.
Glad we have youtube to cut out all the waiting.
wait until you see minecraft slowruns
Thank you, Rtheghost!
"Ok, I've got 5 minutes to watch this speedrun live streaming"
"Well guys, we're going to beat the game as slow as possible!!!"
"...Oh damn!"
The title: slowest smb run possible!
The video: random smb facts with kosmic
Best of both worlds!
@@LoekTheKing Best of all 256 worlds!
I loved it
@@PixalonGC Best of all Minus Worlds
The Joy of Speedrunning with Kosmic
This run would be badabun's run if he actually tried at the game and didn't fake it
he would not pass the 2nd level lol I guess he hasn't played any level after 1-1
Casually walljumps.
You should touch him plague doctor. Maybe he will become more intelligent
They would end up passing... out due to him running out of pizza and soda in the middle of the run.
*Casually presses frame perfect inputs*
Badabun:This is non stolen,non cheaten,or non tased content!
when he asks can you even count that high, sure I can, 1, 5, 9, 2, 4. like jeez do you think we are stupid?
1, 2 skip a few..... 99, 100!
This is low-key such a wholesome run lmao, his excitement when he’s going slow is really infectious . Cursed usage of game knowledge 😭😂
The slowest way to beat the game is actually to have someone do this exact run, but on a spaceship traveling near the speed of light, so the total time taken is stretched out over a much longer time relative to an outside observer on earth due to time dilation.
but homie. when he gets home it would just be extra slow. he would still dilate backwards while going home. he gotta eat.
Wouldn't their time be the same and really what they observe kosmic or us viewing the spaceship just be slower. From the relativity perspective we would be traveling at the speed of light relative away from them so it wouldn't really matter... at least that is what I remember from some pop sci books I read over ten years ago.
isnt the timer at rest with respect to the player? so that would be the timer used?
@@kerbonaut2059 put the player on a spaceship and the console on earth, then go near the speed of light with the console
@@Bageer1 Moving relative to each other doesn't matter, what counts is relative to the rest of the universe. There is also that one is accelerated and the other one isn't.
Can't wait for the slowrun trend to take off thanks to Kosmic!
Can't wait for the "Slowrun Progression" video of that category!
excited for bismuth to talk about bus stops again, but this time to add fractions of a second to screen transitions
Desert bus slowrun?
Botw slowrun any% the current world record is 724:04:31
wait is that botw slowrun really a thing???
you can tell by how exited and happy he is, he’s wanted to do this for forever, and has been trying to convince people of it his whole life
He gets to go over all the lesser played levels like 6-2
Me: Can I play one more game?
Mom: Just one.
Me,personally: *speed run again I guess*
4:04 that's probably the first time in history that plant has actually damaged someone
LMAO that plant just got a raise for the first time
Without Mairo’s videos I’d have never known it existed.
*nervous sweating* yeah totally the first time....
I didn't get hit by a plant in world one....
I DIDNT!
YOU DID
@@adomali87yearsago.71 Your name got me, dangit!
I've died to it. Multiple times.
SummoningSugar's WR Progression video confirmed
I would think her name is "BanishingSugar", but of course it loses the alliteration that way.
Possible Names with Alliteration:
ProscribingPepper
SequesteringSugar
OstracizingOnionPowder
CastOutCarroway
RelegatingRosemary
DismissingDill
AbolishingAllspice
This post was brought to you by the Thesaurus.com gang
srj34 dispellingdextrose
@@stephendonovan9084
I have one more!
NoNspice
Mousie87 we have a winner
Nobody has seriously tried to get as high a score as possible in this game. (Without dying, obviously.) That would be insanely fun to watch. You'd have to put a lot of thought into strategy. The spots where you can infinitely hop on koopa shells? You'd have to find a way to stop hopping and then get it going again. Stuff like that. Getting to the end ASAP would be just as important as collecting every coin and killing every enemy you see. I drool at the thought of finally seeing this done.
You'd rollover pretty quickly
"Speedrunners spend all their time trying to spend the least amount of time in video games."
*No, no, he's got a point.*
It seems pretty optimized, but I definitely think that this category has ample room for improvement
Up to the point where you grab all flagpoles and enter all pipes in the very last possible frame...
I’ll break it just by being bad lol
@@ariamentio HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
@Maiahi well even if you could warp you wouldn't want to right? Seems like that would cut a lot of time
Maiahi
wasn’t that a TAS for minimum score
in that case it probably would be warps
Peach: come over, my parents are home.
Bro I'd love to spend time with mr and mrs toadstool
Look at Peach and then imagine her parents. Some people find Dilfs/Milfs hot.
Actually, what's the deal if parents are home? A few years back my 17-year-old GF was visiting me. We were sleeping on basement floor, parents were present in upper floor. And we had sex. So what's the deal that parents should be away? That's just stupid.
@@mollowgohnson7045 l o u d
Mollow Gohnson Wonder if they knew what you were doing up there
I really appreciate him slowing down a world record run for us to see, I was getting tired of blinking and missing his entire runs
Him going crazy over hitting a koopa and a bullet bill at the same time with one shell was the most wholesome thing I've seen today
"i'm really excited to do this run" - why not call it a walk though
its you mario
oh hey goink
How 'bout a "crawl"
@@knuti27 how bout a rest
Cralk
I feel like a tas of something like this would be really cool. You could totally mess around a bunch while waiting
So basically the whole run is an autoscroller
Me: Tries to speedrun
"You got a world record dude!"
Me: "Really?"
"Yeah! The best slowrun ever!"
You're lucky you actually beat the game LOL
You mean The best slow-walk
This is pretty much me walking to school as slow as i possibly can without being too late
Holy cow. 8-4 looks like it would be absolutely terrifying if there was serious competition for this category. The pipe-wrapping basically means you have to wager up-front how fast you can beat the rest of the level, and all at the end of nearly an hour and a half of deathless play. At least in regular speedruns, finishing 8-4 a few frames slow won't always kill the run.
I don't think that would be a problem (unless you're really unlucky with how the timing works out). If you have the maximum possible number of loops, there'd still probably be plenty of safe time. And doing one slower would likely make winning impossible if there's serious competition, so there's no uncetainty involved.
This is stupidly entertaining
Worst super monkey upgrade smh
@@jimmyjohnjoejr.9020 No Super Range is
But a 0-0-0-0 True Sun God (No sacrifices) is kinda trash.
Yall hear of lazer blasts no purple or lead popping power
When a whole reply thread derails because of a profile picture, you know you're on TH-cam.
"wow i'm so fast"
Kosmic: nope
"wow i'm so slow"
Kosmic: nope
This run reminds me of a pool I used to go to. There was a water slide that emptied out into the deep end, and I initially had fun competing with my friends to go down the slide in the fastest time possible. Eventually, that got boring, so we tried to go as slow as possible instead as a new challenge. By creating friction against the slide walls and sitting in certain positions, each of us took so much time that the nearby lifeguard almost banned us from the slide entirely. Good times.
"This will lose us some frames later"
This guy seems, pretty knowledgeable about this game.
He should look into speedrunning it
Now I wait for the woosh
PurpleMan98 ah you ruined it by pointing it out. Nobody understands sarcasm on the internet lol
Epic joke
@@tobyhaine6049
I don't understand, what is sarcasm?
This comment should have 1000 likes at this point.
Me going to school: SMB Slowrun
Me going home from school: SMB Speedrun
PBG: makes a joke about going fast blowing up mario
Speedrunners: ahem
Slowrunners: better
You've heard of speedrunning; now witness SLOWWALKING!
*YEAAAAA*
*slug powers ACTIVATE!*
Actually this is what you do when you want to speedrun a game that you rly like but you watch the speedrun record and he does something you dint even know could happen then your well frick so were going slow then
@@breadguy2224 I had a stroke reading this but 👍
Slowcrawling*
This is something I don't understand: how could someone be simultaneously the fastest and the slowest mario runner in the world?
Magic *SNORT SNORT*
By being awesome but also sucking at the game
By being the only mario runner in the world
They can be both at the same time, because they're 4 parralel universes ahead of other runners. Gotta kill time somehow while waiting for the competition to make things interesting again.
God, that's how.
Can’t wait for someone to do a Sonic slowrun.
gotta go slow
Subbed, because I always wondered what a non-speed run would be like, you provided, and you did it so nicely. :D Also added to favorites because why not xD
I mean, slow is a speed if you really think about it...
I find it fascinating that this is one of the few games that can actually have a slowest "speedrun." Unlike other games, SMB has no pit stops, the timer is constantly ticking away. In other games, you could just stand around doing nothing for as long as you please, potentially giving the game no time limit. The SMB slowrun can definitely be optimized further. My guess is that a fire flower on all hammer Bowser castles could lag the game even further. Although I barely know this game.
SMB basically says if you suck and take a long time thats okay, but if you absolutely suck then the game prompts you to go faster
Can't you just enter and exit a pipe infinitely?
Pedro no. Pipes tend to be shortcuts that move you forwards in the level, and SMB doesn’t allow backtracking
Pretty sure this sort of thing applies to almost any game with time limits, and there are plenty from the '80s and '90s.
@@fi4re Speaking of which, ISTR the Japanese _SMB2_ has at least one warp zone that sends you to previous worlds. Without additional restrictions, a run like this could go on indefinitely, just by making loops with those warps.
When your Mom says one more game until bed
Plot twist: He just did this so he could show how much he improved on his next run.
Kosmic’s mischievous giggle is so wholesome.
The slowest way is actually playing a 1-1 remake in multiplayer versus
No your wrong its slower in co op
Speedrun: save anything as much as possible!
Slowrun: waste anything as much as possible!
Long about before anyone old me "Speedruns" existed and I knew what they were, I would play games with a few goals in mind about how I thought a perfect player would play.
These never included speed and I don't really find that interesting, but otherwise speedrunning lined up with how I played games. It's funny seeing this because "opposite speed" is so close to normal speedrunning, but still so far outside the box compared with every other run.
Yet in reality speed is a totally arbitrary and generally one of countless others. For example you could make a hightrun of mario where your average hight across the coarse of the game is your score. What levels do you have to get to and avoid? What tricks work well? Is it fun to watch? How about a clear screen-run where you lose points whenever a bag guy is on screen? Most deaths/kills? Least jumping? Break all blocks? The list goes on a long time.
Wow same pfp
05:29 that whole series of hitting the block, taking damage and taking the powerup was all in time with the music.
9:39 "This run is extremely improvable, whoever wants to..." No-one is insane enough to do this!
I think kosmic would disagree, based on this video.
This is actually pretty interesting, the thought put into it is great.
Kosmic: beats smb as slowly as possible
me watching in 1/2 speed: * i am four parallel universes ahead of you*
Kosmic: Beats SMB as slowly as possible
This dude watching in 0.5 speed: I am four parallel universes ahead of you
Me watching in 0.25 speed: AMATEURS
@@havoccrenshaw3416 me who copied the video and Put It on 0.10 speed *no u*
Me who paused it: *child's play*
I did not think about how interesting this would be until you brought up the timer and being able to stop the timer
me: I need to start getting more sleep
also me: watches a video where the goal is to take as long as possible at 2 am
Me at 3am: Time to sleep
Me at 4am: There's at least 1 category I can get on the leaderboards for
Y S ame
Can't wait for Guinness to copystrike this one.
@@tacticalpossum7090 We don't have koolaid in Australia, so I can't :)
It was a mistake. Read some news before commenting.
@@mollowgohnson7045 Look! It's the sound of the joke going over your head
Y'know, I always wondered how some games would be like if you could go as slow as possible, assuming that you could even play games that way (ex: Having something that forces you to go forward like the timer or whatever). This was a very interesting run, thanks for doing this! I'd love to see more of these in other games, if possible!
I found this concept very engaging and fun to follow along! Hopefully we'll see more runs like this in the future.
Thanks! Here's the sequel, not nearly as many people saw it. And I plan to do this again and a lot better in the near future!
th-cam.com/video/s0xAsCAsh-U/w-d-xo.html
@@Kosmicd12 That's great! Thank you for answering as well mate! :D
Blessed comment thread, can't wait to watch this next
When the edited video for the slowrun is longer than any decent speedrun of this game, you know you've succeeded.
I'd love to see this live at this year's AGDS!
taz0k2 (Awesome Games Done Slow)
Haha!!!!!
"Beating super mario bro's as slowly as possible"
Me: *ART THOU CHALLENGING ME?*
Crazy how they made it so if you have x0 coins and the clock is on 0 seconds, then zero fireworks go off
Very nice easter egg
Now there’ll be a category extension called slow%
"if i die that'll be really bad" *two seconds later* "i'm gonna do the mushroom jump"
My actual "speedrun" would still last longer than this. :P
This is actually the best speedrun I've ever experienced!
Good Job dude
Possible timewaste:
-PAL version
-find some dumb way to lag the game into the ground
-top of flagpole?
-arbitrary code execution (that doesn't touch the "time left" or "hurry up" variables)?
Feel free to leave more in the replies
Lagging the game is something he already did at 6-Bowser or 7-Bowser, I wonder if doing that on every Bowser might be even slower though. I doubt it's reasonable to allow ACE.
maybe use a version of the game that makes the dialogue as long as possible? idk if that would work
What dialogue? And if you allow different versions you could just have one with infinite time
@@leomadero562 Different versions like PAL versus NTSC. Not hacks. Actual legitmate releases. Like LTTP runners use the JP 1.0 version to speed run rather than the NA release. The dialogue would refer the "The princess is in another castle".
Oh cool
I can't wait to see this speed run in another year or so, it will be so unoptimized!
Realizing I'm late to the party - I love creative runs like this.
Summoning Salt has to add this to the SMB Any percent WR progression video now.
13:10 Kosmic genuinely still surprised despite having played smb for years if not decades is really precious
I'd suggest a 3 lives and you're out scheme? You can use the intial 3 lives to extend the run further, any other fails would cause the run to be invalid. It would be interesting to see which levels would a run decide to waste a life on.
8-4. It easily has the most pipes to go through and with the ability to let time expire you'd just keep cycling through them until you died
Not using the 1-Up trick should be prescribed
This needs to be an actual category in competition.
I wonder if it would be possible to do "slowruns" in other games. Imagine records for the slowest times possible...I must admit it would be hilarious and interesting
I'm thinking of doing a BOTW slowrun.
I think it would only be possible for games that have a built in timer where when it ends you die so that way you actually have to finish the level and not turn the stream into a just chatting stream with videogame background music
Slowrun Sonic 🤣🤣
@@jaingalt9444 You might be just laughing at the thought, but Sonic the Hedgehog 2 has genuine slowrun potential!
-Timer kills you at 10 minutes
-The more rings you collect, the longer ring bonus tally at the end of the level will last.
-Special stages (found at checkpoints, of which there are a few in any given level) pause the timer for their duration AND (unlike most other sonic games) have a set duration.
Routing for a path to even get to each checkpoint in one run (and figuring out the last possible second for certain bosses/cutscenes) would be something genuinely cool to see IMO.
You know... this is actually pretty ingenious LMFAO
Guys at 11:24 he spliced the run if you look *REALLY* closely...
Kosmic exposed for cheating in a slow run!
Yea ikr
not all speedrunners are THIS entertaining to watch
I think I like you a lot, kind sir
He's not a Speedrunner he's a slowrunner check your privileges
Big improvement: Try to enter the pipe in 1-1 as often as possible to save plenty of time
The screen can’t scroll left
4:54 Bruce makes a surprise appearance
Bismuth I don't get this one, what did you mean? Also you have some legendary videos bro, keep it up
Wait why was Bowser blue for a split second?
It also happens at 21:09. That sprite is called "Bruce". I don't know why it happens, but I'm pretty sure you can only find it through that glitch or in The Lost Levels.
@Lucas R when you get close enough to Bowser the color palette swaps to make him green, but if you stand far enough back and he walks forward far enough he can get on screen with the palette used for the rest of the level. Basically he's blue for the same reason the koopas are blue.
This would actually be a speedrun I could complete
Initially I thought the same but then he said you're not allow die...🙁
I can’t finish 8-2 without dying
Waiting for the Summoning Salt coverage of this category.
You playing 1-2 slow made me realize how much stuff i miss like the fire flower and i had no idea about a pipe section in 1-2.
When you've got a job to do from your customer but he pays you per hour
You couldn’t have a more perfect pfp for this comment
Lawyering 101
@@crystalgarrett3071 Exactly
I saw the profile after the comment and it turned into a meme
My phone is showing me this at 30 fps, so i can't see mario when he blinks after taking damage.
That reminds me of that one trick in sm64
Oh, is that why? I was wondering why he kept going invisible.
Ah that explains it
same here, i'm using a really low-end chromebook
ohhhh that explains why i was literally so confused
Same
11:46 - Well if Kosmic is incompetent then I don't want to know what I am.
"I'm only 35 minutes behind, it's not that bad!" -me, when I speedrun anything
How's this? Calculate how many ingame seconds it takes to do all of these tricks for each level, then at the start of every level you're not allowed to move until you have that many exact seconds left (with maybe 10 or so to spare) and then you have to SPEEDRUN all of these SLOWRUNNING tricks before the time runs out.
Edit: even better, tho I don't if it's possible or not, make a romhack that only gives you enough time in each stage to do the time wasting tricks, thus removing the waiting around part and making restarting less frustrating
THIS is prime content
Hmm. Noice
Hell yah
Although that sounds annoying, it might actually be a keen optimizing tactic since it forces a very specific path and timing for each level.
itd be INCREDIBLY annoying to do, especially because its warpless
a tas of that could be cool though
I've been watching so much speedrun content TH-cam is recommending slowrunning now.
TH-cam basically just said "slow down!"
Nice job on the slowrun! Next time you should try beating it as fast as possible!
I love seeing him messing around while waiting til last frame
This is actually a super fun challenge. Thanks for the content. Maybe you could do a legit one in the future and make an actual category out of it.
Nintendo right now: "Alright, I think people are finally starting to get tired of our old 2D platformers. We should do something fresh and exciting for our next installment!"
"Sir, have you seen this video?"
"What is he... Oh my god. Whatever, let's just sell them the same game for the seventh time."
You mean Skyrim?
@@rabid123foxSkyrim isn't a Nintendo game chief
The real perfect slowrun would be to get as many one ups as possible, continually run the timer out, and then beat the game immediately before the cartridge or console's hardware fails due to age.
You can get 1-ups infinitely. You also can just pause the game. Hence why both of those things were banned
I watched a TAS a while back, I think it was either max coins or max points, where they gained a whole bunch of extra stuff by going into certain levels and repeatedly wrong-warping into coin areas to basically grind coins until they had just enough time to go hit the flagpole. Given that going in pipes stops the timer, I feel like this has a lot of potential to add extra time to the run. If I knew how to make TASes, I would totally do it myself, but I don't know what I'm doing with any of that atm and don't have time to learn. Putting this out there for anyone looking for something to do, perhaps.
only really possible in 4-2 and 6-2 as far as I know. 4-2 would end up making you take a warp which would end up being faster (bad), and 6-2 is very very precise, so not repeatable RTA
@@Kosmicd12 Neat, thanks for the info!
This is peak TH-cam content, shut it down Susan, there's nothing else left to accomplish.
this is a good comment, i sure hope it doesn't become one of those copy and paste messes across the face of the platform
@@stevenwatson9678 This is peak TH-cam content, shut it down Susan, there's nothing else left to accomplish
This is peak TH-cam content, shut it down Susan, there’s nothing else left to accomplish.
Can you make the frame rate drop slightly by having tons of entities on screen?
Edit: 17:29 Well that answers my question
I love everytime you said "you wanna something?/let me show you about.."