Binging with Babish: Bagel Sandwiches from Steven Universe

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ก.ค. 2019
  • This week we're headed back to Beach City for some sammich inspiration, where Steven Quartz Universe repeatedly whips up (and is thwarted from eating) one of his favorite foods: bagel sandwiches. Can we upgrade this breakfast favorite with just a little boilin' and bakin'?
    Recipe: www.bingingwithbabish.com/rec...
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  • @babishculinaryuniverse
    @babishculinaryuniverse  4 ปีที่แล้ว +12268

    Well, I tried 4 different bagel recipes, finished shooting at 8pm yesterday and edited all last night - now the episode is live, and I can admit to myself and to the world...those bagels turned out a little small. Maybe go 85 grams on those balls.

    • @ClexPlay
      @ClexPlay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +714

      Binging with Babish I like food

    • @SteStar7
      @SteStar7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Is this one better than the one in the Basics episode (which is delicious)?

    • @sillyguy2805
      @sillyguy2805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dope

    • @deshawnedwards6412
      @deshawnedwards6412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Can you make The Sluzzlewurst from "The Amazing World of gumball".

    • @madock345
      @madock345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Don’t worry Babby, there’s nothing wrong with small balls.

  • @ts8960
    @ts8960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16806

    This inspired me to get up and microwave a tortilla.

  • @alexfitz2669
    @alexfitz2669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33221

    you should do a series where you make really high-end, expensive food and call it lavish with babish

    • @rilexys9675
      @rilexys9675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +616

      alex fitz OMFG YES

    • @ericcipolla
      @ericcipolla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +502

      And collab with Mythical Chef Josh from GMM!

    • @JohnSmith-xg2zk
      @JohnSmith-xg2zk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Alex fitz you’re a genius

    • @retropulse03
      @retropulse03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +489

      lol I grew up eating literally everything out of the microwave - so seeing this guy do stuff like bake his own bread already seems insanely fancy XD XD

    • @Paul-wm6yv
      @Paul-wm6yv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Ballin' with Babby

  • @sonamlifts
    @sonamlifts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1210

    3:18 It not only deepened the flavor, but deepened the color of his shirt too

    • @Green24152
      @Green24152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      lol

    • @Toolgirl64209
      @Toolgirl64209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Less consistent than Steven Universe’s art.

    • @derronmendel9650
      @derronmendel9650 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like photoshop to me :/

    • @nestorgomez7885
      @nestorgomez7885 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait is this shirt green clothes Theory get on this

    • @Pwredapple
      @Pwredapple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@derronmendel9650 I know you're joking but he actually put those in for 24 hours

  • @sirchipii9235
    @sirchipii9235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2665

    Babish: I didnt really like how the laws of physics applied to my bread, so i made a whole new universe

    • @reubenbailey7491
      @reubenbailey7491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I love that Babish doing things from scratch has just became a meme at this point

    • @anonymouscheesepie3768
      @anonymouscheesepie3768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      a *steven* universe?

    • @droopitus
      @droopitus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Frank: *finaly, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!*

    • @hongseng3670
      @hongseng3670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@anonymouscheesepie3768 yes, it was a steven universe

    • @daga2258
      @daga2258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Im making a meme of this

  • @alexstewart7348
    @alexstewart7348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6236

    Ah yes, back when Steven wasn't depressed. Good times
    Edit: holy shit y’all need to grow up and stop arguing about this. I made this comment to point out how interesting it was to see how much Steven has grown as a character. If y’all don’t like how the characters in a show made for children have changed, go argue about it somewhere else, not the comments of a goddamn binging with babish video.

    • @werewolftapus7630
      @werewolftapus7630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Alex Stewart STEVENS HERE TO HELP

    • @butterychopsticksandpie8291
      @butterychopsticksandpie8291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      Don’t you mean when Steven was an actual good character and not literal garbage?

    • @DarkSpartanFTW
      @DarkSpartanFTW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +685

      Buttery Chopsticks And Pie Ah yes, because characters with childhood ptsd, anxiety, and excessive selflessness are literal garbage.

    • @jaredsdad8361
      @jaredsdad8361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @@DarkSpartanFTW I dont like the show anymore it used to be better

    • @DarkSpartanFTW
      @DarkSpartanFTW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +363

      Jareds Dad I agree, but just because the main character used to be happy and helpful, and is now a depressed person with problems caused by everyone he helps, doesn’t mean he’s a garbage character like Mr. Buttery Chopsticks And Pie claims.

  • @shahmirkhan5373
    @shahmirkhan5373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3238

    "Overnight for at least 24 hours"
    Babish, how does time work for you?

    • @antitheist3206
      @antitheist3206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      As my chef taught me, time is but a tool to a master.

    • @davyhurst8968
      @davyhurst8968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      If you're not prepared to travel to the arctic for your sandwich, you don't deserve it.

    • @benlee5039
      @benlee5039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LOL nice catch

    • @rexevans100
      @rexevans100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He transcends time.

    • @HerrRadar
      @HerrRadar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@kennethtyler-mills6094 Hes the *Quantum Babish*

  • @__-fm5qv
    @__-fm5qv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    As a brit whos never had fresh bagels before, I never realised they were meant to be crispy on the outside! I've always just toasted them to make them like that anyway...

    • @Zecolarii
      @Zecolarii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Agreed.

    • @natalieandrew7573
      @natalieandrew7573 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      If you live in or near London, Beigel Bake on brick lane is literally the best bagel I’ve ever had. Used to live in London, there’s also a really great restaurant called Smoke Stack maybe a 5 minute walk away from them if I remember rightly

    • @TheoHiggins
      @TheoHiggins 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@natalieandrew7573 What a comment to read just as I'm leaving for Birmingham 😭

    • @givemeanameiwillhate9525
      @givemeanameiwillhate9525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheoHiggins just unlucky

    • @lobsterspasta
      @lobsterspasta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I work at a bagel shop here on the east coast and it’s crazy when people who are traveling around visit the shop. They’re always surprised by how big bagels can get and how crunchy they are without toasting them.

  • @sth02
    @sth02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +925

    Me, a Floridian, just finding out that bagels apparently aren't supposed to have "that weird sweet flavor".

    • @mariomguy
      @mariomguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      You need to visit Au Bon Pain. That was the biggest takeaway from my visit to Boston for a cousin's wedding - they make better breakfast bagel sandwiches than anything you can find over here.

    • @yeetthescout89
      @yeetthescout89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @sth02
      @sth02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@mariomguy closest one to me is in Hollywood. I'm not down there often (I live in ft Lauderdale) but if I'm in the area, I'll check it out.

    • @whiteipod2000
      @whiteipod2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Go to NYC and get a proper bagel.

    • @movietimeateds69
      @movietimeateds69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@whiteipod2000 welp, knew that comment was coming. I once had a new yorker angrily come into my coffer shop to complain about the bagels next door. Had nothing to do with me or my establishment, she just couldn't help being a new yorker.

  • @Cometags
    @Cometags 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1564

    “A dehydrated person’s urine” is probably one of the worst similes ive ever heard

  • @willowmcintire21
    @willowmcintire21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2621

    7:46 All those "don't judge a book by its cover" metaphors and you forgot the most obvious one for a Steven Universe food; "If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs."

    • @YargleBlargle
      @YargleBlargle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Oh man, what a missed opportunity :(

    • @princessazulaofthefirenati5870
      @princessazulaofthefirenati5870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      *laser light cannon activates*

    • @airium.4375
      @airium.4375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@princessazulaofthefirenati5870 *a true fan i see.*

    • @ItzPaydayFellas
      @ItzPaydayFellas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Like our pink" giant blue woman aka blue diamond on last episode

    • @marbled890
      @marbled890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who said his their mind with first Greg the Steven from the episode with the light canon

  • @shawnmartin2279
    @shawnmartin2279 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Steven's smoked scottish salmon sandwhiches seem so symmetrical

    • @potato432
      @potato432 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      surely steven should serve sam some succulent symmetrical scottish smoked salmon sandwiches

    • @Penguinman2.0
      @Penguinman2.0 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@potato432apparently we always are astutely alliterating all actions

    • @coypandora0795
      @coypandora0795 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Penguinman2.0 barbecue bacon burger

    • @therealandrew185
      @therealandrew185 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@coypandora0795 barbecue bacon burger

    • @elcapybara3225
      @elcapybara3225 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@therealandrew185 barbecue bacon burger

  • @RememberYourSafeword
    @RememberYourSafeword 3 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    Babish: “Let’s make our own bagels!”
    me, who doesn’t have half of the ingredients: _”bagel is bagel.”_

    • @popisdeadisagoodsong9997
      @popisdeadisagoodsong9997 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @jaspal Saraon What are you getting at here???

    • @peedapie3979
      @peedapie3979 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@popisdeadisagoodsong9997 i assume theyre attempting to put more emotion into it

    • @ughhhhaareghh8977
      @ughhhhaareghh8977 ปีที่แล้ว

      ty u helped me remember my safeword!

  • @blankfaceman9694
    @blankfaceman9694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3430

    imagine waking up and just deciding you wanna make yourself a gourmet breakfast and having the skills to do it

    • @londerg1307
      @londerg1307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      You and everyone in this world can buddy speaking as a chef who had no experience before my first job it is achievable just start cooking things that you can master then you will be confident to cook harder things and boom you realise its not hard at all 🤙🏾

    • @Archonus
      @Archonus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Keep a stocked pantry and cook different recipes. Cooking isn't hard, it's fun.

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think i will still be asleep dreaming that i have the skills to do it! 😅

    • @havenbrush7100
      @havenbrush7100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's not quite as hard as you might think

    • @teresamcbean
      @teresamcbean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      All it takes is Effort

  • @autumnreed3916
    @autumnreed3916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2276

    Me: hey that looks like my-
    Babish: “so it looks like the color of a dehydrated persons urine”
    Me: oh

    • @Orinslayer
      @Orinslayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Drink some water. 💧😋

    • @RtsShrtFrRtthw
      @RtsShrtFrRtthw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Orinslayer no

    • @reimisugimoto6819
      @reimisugimoto6819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Orinslayer water is for cowards smh

    • @reimisugimoto6819
      @reimisugimoto6819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@1subscriberonevideo511 KIRA YOSHIKAGE >:(

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Orinslayer WHAT SPECIAL PLASTIC WRAP IS THIS 1:19??

  • @angryduck361
    @angryduck361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    No one:
    Binging with Babish:
    *i don’t like this bread so lemme make my own*

  • @gdthelastgame6734
    @gdthelastgame6734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I love how unmotivated he is when he makes a bagel sandwich with a store bought bagel

  • @ethon3340
    @ethon3340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5482

    okay so first let’s start by raising our own cattle

    • @TieTries
      @TieTries 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      😂😂😂😂FUNNIEST COMMENT IVE EVER READ

    • @OsvaldoChannel1
      @OsvaldoChannel1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Who would win in a fight:
      Andrew from Binging with Babish or Chef Frank from Epicurious?

    • @fixtureofthesun
      @fixtureofthesun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      DNKY FN jokes on you, this doesn’t have cattle. ITS SALMON

    • @soonlytaing1708
      @soonlytaing1708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      bruh cheese: *am I a joke of you?*

    • @fixtureofthesun
      @fixtureofthesun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Soonly Taing dammit you're right

  • @suspiciousde862
    @suspiciousde862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6646

    You should do a mini-series called “Butterfingers with Babish” where you go over common mistakes people make while cooking or possible replacements for missing ingredients

    • @effervescentsloth5132
      @effervescentsloth5132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Suspicious De
      Neat idea-I’d be into an America’s Test Kitchen style show where he tests possible ingredient substitutions for sure.

    • @ymyr1
      @ymyr1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      My mom (when she was young) once forgot to put flour when she made a cake dough .. Might be a bit hard to substitute that ..

    • @antiarmadillosociety
      @antiarmadillosociety 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@ymyr1 *cake dough*

    • @ryanallen2647
      @ryanallen2647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ymyr1 batter* sorry I had to

    • @TheGreatYukon
      @TheGreatYukon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I think "Blunders with Babish" works better. Short 2 syllable word, it's a bit snappier.

  • @chloe5688
    @chloe5688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    can we have like a bloopers compilation called butterfingers with babish

    • @lob1n
      @lob1n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      chloe wang yes

    • @grimulkin7111
      @grimulkin7111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I know this is a thee month old comment but I wanted to contribute "Blunders with Babish"

    • @lob1n
      @lob1n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bonking with babish

    • @ex.nihil0
      @ex.nihil0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bruh moments with babish

    • @somerandomidiot9064
      @somerandomidiot9064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hello my Dr. Phill m&m brother

  • @JoshtheOverlander
    @JoshtheOverlander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Considering all the crazy improvised foods shown in the series, I feel like Steven Universe could very easily get way more episodes on Binging with Babish. If a chick on Tumblr was able to do it, our favorite smooth-voiced media chef can too.

  • @jasonc6501
    @jasonc6501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    I wish he would say “pepper pepper pepper” just once

    • @jamie6524
      @jamie6524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jason C I think everyone wishes that 😂

    • @Nano-eo5hk
      @Nano-eo5hk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      “Now wang jangle the whole affair”

    • @jasonc6501
      @jasonc6501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KiyanoVEVO lol

    • @4realGTFOH
      @4realGTFOH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dont get it

    • @Nano-eo5hk
      @Nano-eo5hk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Luis Rivera go watch you suck at cooking

  • @amasksimp2546
    @amasksimp2546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2356

    I just realized that we never actually see Steven eat the sandwich

    • @Prince_Dracula
      @Prince_Dracula 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Taco tube Medel so

    • @EliseArainai
      @EliseArainai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +387

      Yeah, it seemed like a bit of a running gag for a while. At least in one episode he willingly used them as a distraction, but all the other times he's interrupted. Poor kid

    • @hanna5085
      @hanna5085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      poor steven

    • @hanna5085
      @hanna5085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      oh wait

    • @Prince_Dracula
      @Prince_Dracula 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      steven universe he has neck now its ok

  • @karankhanolkar4108
    @karankhanolkar4108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:27
    Balls, roll them into balls
    "Pull their tops"
    Why TF is my dirty mind running lol

  • @Wencater
    @Wencater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    As a Montrealer here, those bagels look so different! Crazy how the two capitals of the esteemed bagel have barely any resemblance to them hahah. If you could do an episode on Montreal bagels it would be quite the amazing feat !

    • @TKZells16
      @TKZells16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How are the bagels different? I’m genuinely curious and I’ve never been to Montreal

    • @Wencater
      @Wencater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TKZells16 they’re a lot more rustic looking, and the Taste is less crunchy and whatnot. Really they’re a completely different experience. Plus, we generally don’t fill them up most of the time. It’s just bagels and cream cheese. So yummy !

    • @fool117
      @fool117 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a Montrealer I am extremely biased, but I think our bagels are far superior to American bagels. They’re too doughy and cake like for my taste

    • @camaimori1287
      @camaimori1287 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fool117 as someone who had both. I'll have to agree with you. but it is personal preference at the end of the day.

  • @benraminprarmin1452
    @benraminprarmin1452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1127

    “Tough on your stand mixer.” It’s a kitchen aid mixer, you could drop a house on it and it would keep mixing

    • @mobster503
      @mobster503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Nokia Phone: Finally, A Worthy Opponent, Our Battle Will Be Legendary

    • @SayHelloHelli
      @SayHelloHelli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I’ve got a stand mixer that my great grandma bought last century lol

    • @RtsShrtFrRtthw
      @RtsShrtFrRtthw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      The mixer that my parents have is a red kitchen aid atand mixer that's older than me. I use it regularly, and it runs smoothly. Hell, the metal bowl had to be replaced, but the mixer is fine.

    • @TytonidaeIndustries
      @TytonidaeIndustries 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@mobster503 "the wushi charger hold?, your bluffing, your bluffing, babish didnt teach you that"

    • @marylizzy3181
      @marylizzy3181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nintendo 64: Finally, the legacy continues..

  • @tarker3241
    @tarker3241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4649

    This dudes got the most soothing voice I've ever heard from a cook.

    • @melodica_man0216
      @melodica_man0216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      what about Ainsly?

    • @diiida
      @diiida 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Reversed Gordon Ramsey
      I.e gastronomy Bob Ross

    • @dousc7579
      @dousc7579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I definitely read that wrong first time 👀

    • @ThatGuy-ry2hs
      @ThatGuy-ry2hs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *Laughs in Gordon ramasay*

    • @C2K_Chuufis
      @C2K_Chuufis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ThatGuy-ry2hs *laughs in Babish*

  • @Welp...OkThen
    @Welp...OkThen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    “I couldn’t find any maple syrup”
    **laughs in Canadian**

    • @jaysonlima9271
      @jaysonlima9271 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *glares at Canadian in Vermonter*

    • @probablylucky6671
      @probablylucky6671 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If there is ever a moment I have no maple syrup in my kitchen I'm giving up on life immediately

  • @ozzie2.040
    @ozzie2.040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love how he makes a grocery version and a “you will have to start your own farm” version

  • @pxlcruncher
    @pxlcruncher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    "Lets make our own bagels."
    "Lets make our own sausage."
    I honestly expected him to start making cheese from scratch.

    • @blahblah9036
      @blahblah9036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      To create a bagel sandwich, you must first create... the (Steven) universe.

    • @kamal_jab
      @kamal_jab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ohhh... he will

    • @fella7291
      @fella7291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "We must now raise a small hen until it is ready to lay its own eggs" - Binging With Babish, Probably in the near future.

    • @rwbeckman
      @rwbeckman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@fella7291 dont tempt him, next apartment upgrade will include a backyard for a chicken coop

    • @adamdevmedia
      @adamdevmedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wouldn't he be making the flour for the bagels with a giant mill then after picking a bunch of wheat

  • @joegiff
    @joegiff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    Babby quietly flexing that strong ass watch game

    • @1subnovid148
      @1subnovid148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joseph Giffoniello nice mask u got there

    • @Gepstra
      @Gepstra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What's an ass watch game?

    • @wewd
      @wewd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      how is babby formed?

    • @Rjam420
      @Rjam420 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      anyone happen to know what kind of watch the blue faced one is?

    • @JonO387
      @JonO387 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Quietly? Ha! He's rubbing his money in our faces with his "watch game". He's a douche.

  • @TheDankNootTF2
    @TheDankNootTF2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    We have a bagel store called Poppyseeds Bagels where I’m from, and it’s a chain hailing from New York. If any of you get a chance, you need to try a bagel from these folks. You will not regret it.

  • @thecat2618
    @thecat2618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    teacher: "Don't eat in my class"
    kids in the back

  • @iiquailconsumer5248
    @iiquailconsumer5248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1889

    Directions unclear, ended up making a cheeseburger backpack

    • @bananaboy587
      @bananaboy587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      that’s better

    • @Artista_Frustrado
      @Artista_Frustrado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Cheeeseburger Backpack! Cheeeseburger Backpack!

    • @Xenronnify
      @Xenronnify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Carefully re-read them- I flubbed it the first time and ended up with nothing but Bits.

    • @rachelhall3892
      @rachelhall3892 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TLDR

    • @michaelur1561
      @michaelur1561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I see you also mixed up the tiny whisk and regular sized spatula. Amazing how the minor details give you something extremely unrelated.

  • @tiscayea5000
    @tiscayea5000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +686

    For those who may not know: Trader Joes has an 'everything but the bagel' seasoning and I literally use it on like, everything.

    • @Aquadoozy
      @Aquadoozy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Tis Cayea YES! That stuff is amazing. Literally on everything.

    • @zaydc.6461
      @zaydc.6461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know I get that all the time!!!

    • @ryanmatney6500
      @ryanmatney6500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everyone has everything bagel seasoning lol

    • @gentslounge
      @gentslounge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Two in my cupboard right now.

    • @agentCDE
      @agentCDE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How did I not know about this sooner?! Thank you!

  • @something_wrong5014
    @something_wrong5014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    *me seeing all the work that goes into making a bagel*: wow. I have never been more happy to live in NY.

    • @meghan2664
      @meghan2664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NJ and same.

  • @lunietoonies
    @lunietoonies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “You haven’t lived yet till you’ve tried a really good bagel.” *well I haven’t lived yet then*

  • @tesstickle1347
    @tesstickle1347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3032

    Please do a Shrek special. I'm talking onion wedding cake, rotisserie weedreats, and Gingy

    • @dr.velious5411
      @dr.velious5411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Can you actually buy Ratto meat for culinary purposes?

    • @Coygon
      @Coygon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      What about parfait?

    • @tfp7432
      @tfp7432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@dr.velious5411 if you know where to look, i live close to an island where they are common food.

    • @dr.velious5411
      @dr.velious5411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@tfp7432 Neat. I mean if they're raised in a clean disease free environment I don't see why you couldn't eat them.

    • @deanc9195
      @deanc9195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You gotta make the giant one from shrek 2...

  • @thetruth3068
    @thetruth3068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2271

    No one:
    Babish: "Okay guys, first we will make our own oven before making this dish."

    • @berndo3038
      @berndo3038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      But what fun is it simply buying store bought materials? For the best oven we need to mine and shape our own steel.

    • @Jodabomb24
      @Jodabomb24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You know there are a bunch of channels that actually do do that.

    • @jacktailssonplays4833
      @jacktailssonplays4833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Brandon Lightsey You don’t mine steel...

    • @berndo3038
      @berndo3038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      @@jacktailssonplays4833 not with that attitude

    • @Janine.Najarian
      @Janine.Najarian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stub your toe.

  • @caseyshannon2054
    @caseyshannon2054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Best breakfast I've had in weeks: everything bagel toasted, both halves smothered in whipped cream cheese, then add bacon and fold into sandwich, simple and delicious

  • @noahr7678
    @noahr7678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "It's very hard to beat a runny yolk"
    That's not a pun...
    Is that a pun?

    • @axehead45
      @axehead45 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It’s in the verge of a pun

  • @larsheine9134
    @larsheine9134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    nobody:
    babish literally every second episode: we havent done a cross section in ages

    • @rexevans100
      @rexevans100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thanks for ruining the joke.

    • @JimmyB2772
      @JimmyB2772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Welp I guess this is where that joke was murdered

    • @siltdoctor3478
      @siltdoctor3478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nobody:
      Me: I haven’t paid taxes since 2003

    • @larsheine9134
      @larsheine9134 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JimmyB2772 oh no this random dude just murdered a multiple year old running gag by posting a comment that 6 people read

    • @selecaoselecaoselecao
      @selecaoselecaoselecao 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@siltdoctor3478 hahahah

  • @michirukagemoriii3427
    @michirukagemoriii3427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m speechless when watching each video because they are all so amazing and detailed and thought out absolutely amazing

  • @Kinjico
    @Kinjico 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your Babish interpret of a bagel is everything I could've asked for (no pun intended on the everything). It was like watching myself in chef form in a different borough making a bagel sandwich I'd devour. From the cheese to the seasoning to the everything bagel and the egg. Truly "*Chefs kiss*"

  • @user-fp3he3by7k
    @user-fp3he3by7k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    Why do I always watch these when its 4 AM and im in bed starving

    • @freakingpackachu9015
      @freakingpackachu9015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Literally

    • @emenefer
      @emenefer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The only proper way to watch them

    • @guuswolletjes6867
      @guuswolletjes6867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because you dont have any discipline and dont just go to bed at night. Get yourself together man

    • @Silmerano
      @Silmerano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@guuswolletjes6867 or at least have breakfast

    • @222phae
      @222phae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i’ve never related to something more than your comment it’s 5:30am for me

  • @don_may2857
    @don_may2857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Babish Starting Pack:
    “Freshly ground pepper”
    “Kosher salt”
    “Let these flavors get to know each other”

    • @mishXY
      @mishXY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and that combination (for westerners) started all with a french king from the 17th century who was a picky eater.

    • @harisspan2725
      @harisspan2725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You forgot tiny whisk

    • @bluesboy25000
      @bluesboy25000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't forget some fond and to scrape off that yummy good stuff off the bottom of the pot.

    • @empireempire3545
      @empireempire3545 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i cant for my life understand whats up with him and KOSHER salt. Why not just salt?

    • @rexevans100
      @rexevans100 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You forgot the cross section

  • @kind2311
    @kind2311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I like how Babish somehow always takes more time to make dishes from the shows I've never seen.

  • @crashmatrix
    @crashmatrix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Making the salmon variant with dilled cream cheese is, in my book, a significant improvement over an already great product. Light grind of black pepper and you've got a winner.

  • @princeofalltoasters8813
    @princeofalltoasters8813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    Now you're legally required to make Cookie Cat and Together Breakfast

    • @chunkle5655
      @chunkle5655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @p.k.5221
      @p.k.5221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +pizza bagels and ketchup-filled fries!

    • @whynot2098
      @whynot2098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he made the cookie cat

    • @laurahuynh8333
      @laurahuynh8333 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Feast of Fiction did them.

  • @Disconnecteification
    @Disconnecteification 4 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    I have never wanted a f**kin bagel so much before

    • @Jin-di9zv
      @Jin-di9zv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Zephyx jesus not in that way

    • @PedroKing19
      @PedroKing19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Jin-di9zv Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do

    • @vladimirvaynkhadler8726
      @vladimirvaynkhadler8726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i have one everday cause i live in new york
      everything bagel double toast scallion cream cheese smoked Gouda if available

    • @notben8360
      @notben8360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Zephyx in both ways

    • @monstar9950
      @monstar9950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vladimirvaynkhadler8726 everything bagel with butter snd a bag of sun chips and a can of cola

  • @mikee2057
    @mikee2057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Babish smoothly walking over the footage in the beginning makes the weather outside moist.

  • @creemcheesebagel
    @creemcheesebagel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "Steven's sandwiches seem so symmetrical."

    • @XYZen1th
      @XYZen1th 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ssssssssssssssssssss

  • @babishculinaryuniverse
    @babishculinaryuniverse  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4464

    Tomorrow JULY 24TH, is the last day to enter to win! Not June 24th. Bungled by Babish.

    • @ozzmangaming73
      @ozzmangaming73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Almost made it babish lol

    • @ajaxmaye2520
      @ajaxmaye2520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hi, how are you doing, Mr. Rea?

    • @gopnikslav257
      @gopnikslav257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Do sweet rolls from skyrim 😂

    • @sullystone307
      @sullystone307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yes skyrim food please.

    • @garyv83
      @garyv83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They're alliterative. You're forgiven.

  • @jacobbenns6090
    @jacobbenns6090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    I want a rant series called bitching with Babish, make it happen dude!

    • @lillicommers147
      @lillicommers147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oh I need this in my life honestly

    • @ddh_ddhddh_ddh3436
      @ddh_ddhddh_ddh3436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      BABBY PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN

    • @flowertrue
      @flowertrue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      But he seems so chill

    • @chickennicker6778
      @chickennicker6778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Eh, I like how chill he is - there's enough rant channels around to enjoy

    • @ChristopherBell
      @ChristopherBell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How about a series where he just looks stuff up on Bing?

  • @kanarya1.2
    @kanarya1.2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Instructions unclear: My mom turned into a gem in my stomach and i saved the universe
    Edit: oh i turned into godzilla an hour ago

    • @dousc7579
      @dousc7579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You need a hug bro? Maybe healing tears? Gonna cry? Why did this turn insulting?

    • @hongseng3670
      @hongseng3670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AY BLYAT

    • @imbored7579
      @imbored7579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh no i have done it again

    • @hongseng3670
      @hongseng3670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@imbored7579 yea man so annoying

    • @UntrainableWizard
      @UntrainableWizard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dousc7579 I can imagine this coming from a parent at a playpark who's kid's just scraped their knee.
      "Oh, darling. Come here let mum give you a hug, kiss it better, cry it out, huh, huh you little baby, you gonna cry it out or something?"

  • @nightcatssketchbook
    @nightcatssketchbook 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Those bagel sandwiches just look so nice!!! And the way to stretch out the dough into a bagel shape looked very fun.

  • @Getscaredgirl
    @Getscaredgirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1140

    The best kind of salmon to use for bagels is smoked salmon IMO. The smoky flavour combined with the sweetness of the cream cheese is really an experience. Smoked salmon alone is also delicious. I just really love salmon.

    • @wowdogememe1541
      @wowdogememe1541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Salmon is Tunas super poor cousin, like the poorest in the family but no one helps it out because it invested poorly and wasted the inheritance it got from an elderly family member.

    • @norobuxbaconhair8179
      @norobuxbaconhair8179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I had a salmon allergy, luckily it cured over time (i would get some stomach pains, i don't have any seafood allergy)

    • @garbijcan181
      @garbijcan181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      *WOW*doge meme bruh what do you mean salmon absolutely slaps

    • @wowdogememe1541
      @wowdogememe1541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@garbijcan181 it is just so bad. When tuna, mackerel, kawhai (native to my country look it up), sardines or a fish with a good strong flavour exist I don't see why that shitty, fatty, waste of ocean and river resources is consumed let alone considered high class. And don't you dare say smoke it smoking is a terrible fucking cooking method that ruins literally anything that goes into the area I have never had anything go into a smoker come out that I would have had instead of eating it raw.

    • @garbijcan181
      @garbijcan181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      *WOW*doge meme to each their own, I guess. I like mackerel and tuna (never tried kawhai though, will do one day) too, but there’s a lot of salmon out there. It’s super abundant in our oceans, while several species of tuna are overfished. I think it’s a bit more sustainable. Also, I like raw fish as much as the next person, but I’m from NY. I was raised eating lox (gravlax?) and I think it’s super tasty. Believe what you want though!!

  • @segiosiea3001
    @segiosiea3001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    “Insert 2 fingers and start stretching” never thought I’d hear you say that

    • @blissy6498
      @blissy6498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same

    • @MostLikelyMortal
      @MostLikelyMortal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I mean who’s complaining?

    • @blissy6498
      @blissy6498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @0mally333
      @0mally333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was only a matter of time

    • @rws531
      @rws531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He says “We can insert to fingers and stretch the dough out...” not what you quoted

  • @TessaOswin
    @TessaOswin ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Honestly the recipe for the everything bagel seasoning is incredible useful even if you don’t make the actual bagels.

  • @j.mao_
    @j.mao_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Cool trick: if you don't want to put the sandwich in the oven for the cheese or you don't have an oven, just put it in the microwave for a few seconds. It should melt, pretty similar results!

  • @dianabiancoriley5334
    @dianabiancoriley5334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Alright I’ve been thinking about this for so long now. Foods from Avatar: The Last Airbender? I’m talking like fire flakes, unfried dough in the shape of Aang, etc..

    • @lexiapplegate4267
      @lexiapplegate4267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      big yes

    • @marzs4824
      @marzs4824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      !!! yes!

    • @hayconsecuencias
      @hayconsecuencias 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cactus Juice!

    • @rachellecham
      @rachellecham 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I hope he see this. What about a frog dish from that time that sokka and katara got sick and had to suck on frogs. Or i think when they went to toph's house there was a lot of fancy food.

    • @ichmageisify
      @ichmageisify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      CABBAGE!!!!

  • @jakecallum3051
    @jakecallum3051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    “Insert 2 fingers and start stretching”
    Oh Babish

    • @wolfsden6479
      @wolfsden6479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😏

    • @tom-bruh
      @tom-bruh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Daddy babish 😳😩😍

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tom-bruh WHAT SPECIAL PLASTIC WRAP IS 2:08??

    • @Neoxon619
      @Neoxon619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thomas Roe Just a heads-up, he’s already spoken for.

    • @Gblonkers
      @Gblonkers 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *insert*

  • @darrelsvids158
    @darrelsvids158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Steven Universe was a good show until they got to the dark parts of the show. *Then it was an amazing show.*

    • @haleyhersh3850
      @haleyhersh3850 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Ethanphetamine Steven Universe is not garbage

    • @SirDanteYeet2138
      @SirDanteYeet2138 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They had us in the first half not gonna lie.

    • @fucin
      @fucin ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Steven Universe was great
      Steven Universe Futute was not

    • @SirDanteYeet2138
      @SirDanteYeet2138 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fucin why?

    • @haleyhersh3850
      @haleyhersh3850 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fucin Says who?

  • @Llamoof
    @Llamoof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “Steven’s sandwiches seem so symmetrical”

  • @hh-fy3sn
    @hh-fy3sn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1540

    Can't wait until he makes milk himself

    • @Tekkwin
      @Tekkwin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      this can be interpreted in two ways and i hate

    • @jahedali1127
      @jahedali1127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂

    • @ShatMedia13
      @ShatMedia13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ✋😳

    • @thehungazza2628
      @thehungazza2628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      So first you gotta get a vacuum cleaner...

    • @sapphie_MEALS
      @sapphie_MEALS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      "hey guys today we're gonna make milk from that porno I watched last night"

  • @lauren3173
    @lauren3173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    “Oh, butterfingers with Babish!” Gets me EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

  • @09amlenz
    @09amlenz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I want to see a Babish episode where he makes his version of a Hungry Man frozen dinner

  • @Bessency75
    @Bessency75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I put all his videos on repeat when I am trying to sleep . And somehow my food cooking is getting better.

  • @fluffypuff766
    @fluffypuff766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    "Butter fingers with Babish"
    Man, how many more versions can we make??? :D

    • @lordmeric3180
      @lordmeric3180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Getting pork with babish
      Wanking it with babish
      spanking that ass with babish
      Me and the boys with babish
      Trump2020 with babish

    • @Greendayistheshiz
      @Greendayistheshiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lord Meric I think you missed the alliteration aspect 😂

    • @dippin4dots
      @dippin4dots 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lord Meric look, you shot your shot, but the target is a good, let me see, 3 miles away.

    • @sonzu4277
      @sonzu4277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Boiling Babies with Babish

    • @lordmeric3180
      @lordmeric3180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dippin4dots getting lecture with babish

  • @lunarfrog
    @lunarfrog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    You know... I'm something of a breakfast sandwich aficionado myself.

    • @sjaranaz
      @sjaranaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      we need a Babish vs Swanson BreakfastSandwich competition

  • @ultimateninjaboi
    @ultimateninjaboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That crunch when you first cracked open the finished bagels legitimately triggered my saliva into overdrive. Thats how a bagel should sound.

  • @thotyouwouldneverask7079
    @thotyouwouldneverask7079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “So just be aware and supportive and present you know?” UNDERRATED JOKE

  • @malvikadalvi8675
    @malvikadalvi8675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    "We're going to make Bagel Sandwich."
    "Aye aye captain"
    "Let's start by making our own flour."
    "-.-"

    • @marioalfredo5542
      @marioalfredo5542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@billymays1761 Cooking is an art, baking is a science.

    • @K4inan
      @K4inan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can get good bagels. Why is he only mentioning super market bagels roflmao

    • @gozzilla177
      @gozzilla177 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@K4inan 😭😭 I like super market bagels cuz chewy is hard on my sensitive teeth 😭😭

    • @chadwyckmarte1061
      @chadwyckmarte1061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      K4inan As someone who lives in New York, he’s kinda right, I really can’t think of anywhere with quality bagels that you can get reliably

    • @NecromancyForKids
      @NecromancyForKids 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@chadwyckmarte1061 You would need to not live in New York for that to make sense. Where do OTHER PEOPLE get good bagels, is the question.

  • @MalinLamell
    @MalinLamell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    I just made these bagels after watching and OMG. I live in Sweden and there’s NOWHERE to get a decent bagel. Not even crappy ones in a bag, maybe sometimes at big supermarkets. These were so good. Like SOOOO GOOD. I’m in awe. THANK YOU for this recipe! This is why you’re the best youtuber out there

    • @b0mbware
      @b0mbware 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Do you guys have an Einstein Bros Bagels in Sweden? If not then I can understand why you cant find a good bagel

    • @emeralddarkness
      @emeralddarkness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg bless. Bagels done right are a bit of work but they are worth it, I'm so happy you got to experience em.

    • @higoodtoseeyouhere298
      @higoodtoseeyouhere298 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ron Lewenberg meetballs

    • @higoodtoseeyouhere298
      @higoodtoseeyouhere298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Ron Lewenberg like cheesecake

    • @higoodtoseeyouhere298
      @higoodtoseeyouhere298 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ron Lewenberg you don't get the meme its an old meme so it make sense

  • @yeetyeet3279
    @yeetyeet3279 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I never saw any of the other sandwiches after the first one until now and I’ve watched this video several times now and I feel like I unlocked a new part of the video

  • @ChartreuseDan
    @ChartreuseDan 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    5 minutes in: after one entire day and night of prep, babish is ready to make a sandwich

  • @DovahKanye
    @DovahKanye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Bagels, or as I like to call them, Bread Donuts.

    • @Ms.gnomer
      @Ms.gnomer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Dovah Kanye bagels? You mean hard boiled toast?

    • @fluffyncute063
      @fluffyncute063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bagels, or as i like to call them, Biscuits Holes

    • @lumberingknave9488
      @lumberingknave9488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Naomi Jones you’ve been banished for your crimes against the bagel kingdom

    • @SleightCreative
      @SleightCreative 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I call them savory doughnuts

    • @nickolasgutierrez8335
      @nickolasgutierrez8335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So, Bronuts?

  • @devilsadvocacypress3151
    @devilsadvocacypress3151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +913

    "Looks like a dehydrated person's urine"

    • @soyao8659
      @soyao8659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      you know your content is good when someone quotes it.

    • @KeepCalmContemplateYourChoices
      @KeepCalmContemplateYourChoices 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Have fun with the mental images!

    • @gogo-qz3vt
      @gogo-qz3vt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Can confirm. I don’t drink much water

    • @bl4ccj4cc4
      @bl4ccj4cc4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@gogo-qz3vt actually cursed lmao

    • @airium.4375
      @airium.4375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@KeepCalmContemplateYourChoices *_sure did buddy_*

  • @mushroominred7551
    @mushroominred7551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Why did I hear: "this dough's gotta be yeeted" ?

  • @just_a_tired_they_.2437
    @just_a_tired_they_.2437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I actually made this this morning, and lemme say, it's fantastic. Absolutely delicious. I didn't make my own bagels, but I toasted them in butter and followed all the other steps. I went for ham instead of turkey though, and it's absolutely the best breakfast I've ever had

  • @hellstorme
    @hellstorme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    'It's very hard to beat a runny yolk.'
    *me 15 minutes later* HEY WAIT A MINUTE!

    • @44werewolfnomore
      @44werewolfnomore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm slow.. explain it to me

    • @Doctor_Hazard
      @Doctor_Hazard 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      my dad use to say that about me

  • @nickdegugs7190
    @nickdegugs7190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    I’m surprised you haven’t made the “together breakfast”

    • @genuineinterest
      @genuineinterest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      PLS MAKE THE TOGETHER BREAKFAST BABISH

    • @adriannaranjo4397
      @adriannaranjo4397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes, all the sugar and syrup goodness of Together Breakfast

    • @certifiedoutcast264
      @certifiedoutcast264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's too easy and he is on a diet

    • @_leidybug
      @_leidybug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@certifiedoutcast264 He'd probably stretch it out by making his own popcorn and waffles or even syrup

    • @cheetoturtle131
      @cheetoturtle131 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_leidybug you don't make syrup... it comes from maple trees. You don't make popcorn... it comes from corn

  • @danharouff7194
    @danharouff7194 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    the just, sheer departure between store bought bag bagels and those in new york is a separation of dimensions so great Dr.Strange should prolly be involved

  • @LePenguin
    @LePenguin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "So, what did we learn today?"
    That Babish really loves cheese stretches

    • @kol8214
      @kol8214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everyone loves them

  • @joshuabenito3227
    @joshuabenito3227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "Placed in the fridge overnight for at least 24 hours" 10/10 writing 3:13

  • @slidnut4525
    @slidnut4525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    Make the Peruvian puff pepper salsa from drake and josh!!!!

  • @aratonhunter5371
    @aratonhunter5371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:49
    HEY, some of us like the bready sweet store bagels, tis a matter of taste 🧐

  • @jacksondiets8701
    @jacksondiets8701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tears began welling up in my eyes when I saw that cheese stretch

  • @matthewjackson7727
    @matthewjackson7727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    you should make something from Lord of the Rings!! such as lembas bread or Sam's Rabbit stew!

    • @HartlandStudios
      @HartlandStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Omg yes!!! That would be awesome!

    • @Chaosdude7111
      @Chaosdude7111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Feast of Fiction did Lembas bread two different times with two different recipes. Look those up!

    • @madisoncaudullo9836
      @madisoncaudullo9836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Po 👏 ta 👏 toes 👏

    • @justagerman140
      @justagerman140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Or a recipe for gollum's raw fish

    • @ThankYouPain09
      @ThankYouPain09 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or potahtohs

  • @dontwatchmuhvideosanddontscrub
    @dontwatchmuhvideosanddontscrub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Reminder:
    Mississippi Queen from Regular Show.

    • @rouge-ish324
      @rouge-ish324 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't watch muh videos and don't scrubskribe If you know what I mean

  • @thomasthemtman
    @thomasthemtman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This guy has gotta be held responsible for 90% of all midnight snacks in the world

  • @oceanman2003
    @oceanman2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Pearl: being smart and creating a sophisticated plan
    Stephen: *BAGEL SANDWICH*

  • @juuuu0
    @juuuu0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Movie or Series: *has a food sequence*
    Andrew: "It's Free Real Estate"

  • @bethanydickie6105
    @bethanydickie6105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    4:28
    Does anybody else agree that that was a gorgeous crunch?
    Im tired

    • @user-xe3qh3zj5y
      @user-xe3qh3zj5y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeah i was gonna go buy bagels from the store but after hearing that crunch im gonna make my own lmao

    • @Magoo7956
      @Magoo7956 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How can a sound be gorgeous

    • @owentaylor6066
      @owentaylor6066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tbh I’m scared for y’all

    • @user-xe3qh3zj5y
      @user-xe3qh3zj5y 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @SAMIL MAHAT wait i dont get it,
      what did i do lmao

    • @Vantlash56
      @Vantlash56 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-xe3qh3zj5y just a normie quoting random memes thinking he's funny

  • @Bwabel
    @Bwabel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The cheese stretch is crucial cuz after it breaks it drapes the cheese on the side

  • @meathead2934
    @meathead2934 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Better not throw that to a random scientist otherwise the multiverse is doomed

  • @GipsyD29
    @GipsyD29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    "All of Steven's sandwiches seem so symmetrical." That really is a lot of S words.🤣🤣

    • @zebrasprite
      @zebrasprite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      sibilance

    • @boba9599
      @boba9599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Alliteration bruh

    • @sleightlyhandy889
      @sleightlyhandy889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A l l i t e r a t i o n

    • @zebrasprite
      @zebrasprite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sleightlyhandy889"Sibilance is a literary device where strongly stressed consonants are created deliberately by producing air from vocal tracts through the use of lips and tongue. Such consonants produce hissing sounds. ... Most of the times, the “s” sound is the sibilant."

    • @sleightlyhandy889
      @sleightlyhandy889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@zebrasprite I was replying to the original comment. Sibilence js still a form of Alliteration, just like consonance, which is also what this is, since 2/7 S's fall at the end of the word. Sibilence is the vocal sound that we hear with that specific example, alliteration and consonance are both present in what we hear and read.

  • @waheedabdullah6371
    @waheedabdullah6371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Make Smothered Porkchops/Chicken Fried Bacon/Chicken Fried Bananas from Everybody Hates Chris episode, "Everybody Hates The Gout"

  • @ROYALEWITKESSO
    @ROYALEWITKESSO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    all of "STEVEN'S SANDWICHES SEEM SO SYMMETRICAL"
    lol

  • @VaciliNikoMavich
    @VaciliNikoMavich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    All of those sandwich variations look and sound delicious, awesome cooking!