Dave Rubin Thinks He’s Going To Mars With Elon

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  • @justsaying7979
    @justsaying7979 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +344

    Can they fuckin' hurry up and go?

    • @docjoe86
      @docjoe86 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      My thoughts exactly! And I hope it goes as well for them as it did for Matt Damon.

    • @FrozEnbyWolf150
      @FrozEnbyWolf150 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I give them three days before they deplete their food supplies and resort to growing potatoes the same way. Then another three days before they give up and eat the substrate.

    • @stevensica5918
      @stevensica5918 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      God, yes! Go, happy trails to them, and PLEASE leave the rest of us alone.

    • @stevensica5918
      @stevensica5918 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@docjoe86 Matt got rescued at the end, and he had to demonstrate a ton of ingenuity in the process.

    • @07Flash11MRC
      @07Flash11MRC 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I'm with you. Didn't Elon plan to be there already by 2024?

  • @foenail
    @foenail 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +131

    Things went swimmingly last time billionaires went for a trip into an environment incompatible with human life.

    • @tschorsch
      @tschorsch 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's a practice that we should encourage, although they should probably leave their underage offspring behind

    • @kane2369
      @kane2369 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      You're making a compelling argument for them to give it a shot

    • @dudedude494
      @dudedude494 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I see what you did there

    • @alin81-82
      @alin81-82 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      They should do it as much as possible. 😊

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      oh, you devilish, you ...

  • @elisawhitman8526
    @elisawhitman8526 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +190

    Elon’s “solution” to the problem that the Earth is becoming uninhabitable is to move to an uninhabitable planet. And Dave Rubin’s like, “Sounds intelligent. Take me with you!” 😂

    • @zwicker5585
      @zwicker5585 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I dont think you did the math!!! If you fly all of our fleeting resources 140 million miles away, well have MORE resources on arrival. Its simple common sense really 😂

    • @tschorsch
      @tschorsch 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@zwicker5585 Sounds like Musk math.

    • @AWildBard
      @AWildBard 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That is the crux of the argument Musk makes.
      And the Earth is becoming uninhabitable for reasons that are essentially man made, including social and psychological reasons. So even if we could live on Mars, we or whoever goes there would be bringing those mindsets with them. Which would guarantee the exact same ends, only accelerated.
      It reminds me of the end of the Bounty Trilogy. The story is about a bunch of british navy go to Tahiti for the first time. The men fall in love and hook up with the local women. Some of them stage a mutiny against the tyrannical captain. After lots more infighting, finally some of the survivors end up on an isolated Island, named Pitcairn Island today after the leader of one of the mutineers. Decades later, someone finally found them on the island. None of the men had survived. There were only women and their children. The men kept fighting and killing each other until the women finally got sick of them and killed the rest.
      If Musk ever did go to Mars, which will not happen of course, but if he did, I guess he'd be the first one killed.

    • @elisawhitman8526
      @elisawhitman8526 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@AWildBard Pretty sure the reason Mars is uninhabitable has something to do with a lack of breathable atmosphere… But sure, I agree that the Earth is becoming uninhabitable because of humans… primarily due to really, really selfish, greedy-ass humans who value profit over human life.

    • @MCAPrince
      @MCAPrince 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@AWildBard But like, if you could improve the climate of Mars, why not improve the climate here?

  • @julymagnus493
    @julymagnus493 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +183

    Dave Rubin is BARELY smart enough to function on earth I cant imagine him on Mars.

    • @AnonymousPersonAP
      @AnonymousPersonAP 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Atleast he is smart enough to understand that climate change being man made is absolutely not proven.

    • @twonumber22
      @twonumber22 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Instead of poop potatoes, Musk and his fans will just be eating the poop.

    • @davidparker527
      @davidparker527 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@AnonymousPersonAP This, taken with your Musk sycophancy, makes you the dumbest person in the room. Dave Rubin couldn't even explain how photosynthesis works, let alone discourse on anthropegenic climate change.

    • @julymagnus493
      @julymagnus493 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @anonymousperson7889 "At least he knows (right wing talking point)" no that's what makes him an idiot.

    • @youcantpredictthat
      @youcantpredictthat 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@@AnonymousPersonAPwhat exactly will change your mind? Decades of reasearch and 99% scientists stating that's the case seem not convincing enough. Then what?

  • @lolalalia4119
    @lolalalia4119 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    He doesnt like scientists combating climate change on Earth but trusts the scientists in charge of terraforming Mars to make it a habitable planet??? Okay Dave...

    • @triage2962
      @triage2962 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nobody is combating climate change that is all just placebo, Humanity can only adapt.

    • @c0rnichon
      @c0rnichon 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Also, after he ridiculed Bill Nye for not being a scientist and gatekeeping what a scientist looks like, Dave continues to speak unscientific nonsense. This guy is such a mess.

  • @tel4650
    @tel4650 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +144

    He still thinks he’s part of their club.

    • @docmalthus
      @docmalthus 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      He's a desperate wannabe.

    • @terrydactyl2077
      @terrydactyl2077 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If the worse case scenario ever happens and the fascists he kneels to really took over and are done with their first targeted groups, they’re gonna say “who’s next?”. All the pleading that he was such a good little propagandist for them won’t do him a bit of good.
      He is a truly deplorable little cretin.

    • @diablo55
      @diablo55 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      It would be sad if Dave wasn’t such a terrible person

    • @tonywilson4713
      @tonywilson4713 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Depends which club?
      If its the American Chapter of NOBFAC (No Brain Function Allowed Club) then I think Dave is right at home in their club.

  • @ChipJam
    @ChipJam 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

    Tucker’s bow tie disappeared after Jon Stewart’s Crossfire appearance. I loved that.

    • @rileyfuckingrifle
      @rileyfuckingrifle 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Legendary

    • @BlanBonco
      @BlanBonco 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Given the level of Republican debate now i miss crossfire. John was like this is stupid... Trump was like you want to see stupid?

    • @geedee1264
      @geedee1264 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Tucker should have disappeared after that never mind the bow tie

  • @paulchrystie5460
    @paulchrystie5460 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    All of the green house gases and all the green house men, couldn't stop laughing at Elon and Dave Rubin Again

    • @LP-ct9nk
      @LP-ct9nk 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂 this gave me a good laugh kudos

  • @rtyler94
    @rtyler94 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +140

    Imagine a world in which Dave Rubin calls Bill Nye a buffoon 😂🙃

    • @ThompsonFlash9999
      @ThompsonFlash9999 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Worst timeline.

    • @multitudeofidols
      @multitudeofidols 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      It's called Bizarro world.

    • @fathare2085
      @fathare2085 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      A world of Darwin Award winners. 😁

    • @MMAli-rq8kd
      @MMAli-rq8kd 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Only in the America ! 😅

    • @TheZombiemofo
      @TheZombiemofo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Dunning-kruger effect.

  • @OscarLangleySoryu
    @OscarLangleySoryu 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    “Real scientists don’t wear bowties- they wear the white jacket and the big glasses”
    -that 8yr old that always insists he knows things like grownups

    • @ScaryMason
      @ScaryMason 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Lab coat, Dave doesn’t even know the coat worn by scientists in a laboratory has a name. He just thinks they wear jackets indoors.

  • @fighterck6241
    @fighterck6241 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +354

    Elon's not going to Mars at all. So many delusional Musk followers.

    • @ThatOpalGuy
      @ThatOpalGuy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      musk is the only billionaire who lacks the bravery to fly on his own toy.

    • @fabdragon2071
      @fabdragon2071 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Yeah he would need so many indentured servants to run the place for the rich. Besides it is scientifically impossible

    • @Xinjiekou_新街口_Station
      @Xinjiekou_新街口_Station 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      AND HE KNOWS IT. He is literally just a really really talented scam artist.....

    • @dirtabd
      @dirtabd 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      I mean I hope he goes, cuz he’ll never come back. It’ll be The Martian movie but in real life and everyone dies from his negligence. It’ll be the Cybertruck of Mars projects.

    • @dirtabd
      @dirtabd 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      @@Xinjiekou_新街口_StationReally talented or just emerald mine privilege and the fans that think wealth = brains. 😂

  • @johndeere3486
    @johndeere3486 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +353

    Conservatives don’t believe in climate change, but they do believe we can terraform (aka change the climate) of Mars. 😂😂😂

    • @52flyingbicycles
      @52flyingbicycles 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

      If the earth were devastated by a full scale nuclear war it would *still* be more habitable than Mars

    • @notHere132
      @notHere132 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      It gets even more ridiculous when you do the math behind how much energy it would take to give Mars viable oceans and a hydrosphere needed to sustain climate, precipitation, and land life. Even with far future technology, the sheer amount of energy required to bring that much water to Mars is a very tall order, and water is by far the lion's share of the mass you need to bring in for terraforming, compared to atmosphere.

    • @JimmyNuisance
      @JimmyNuisance 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@notHere132 so true. Terraforming mars is not for the people of the 2000s.. or the 2100.. or even the 2500. That’s a project for the year 4.000…l if it was started around the year 3.000..
      It is SO MUCH EASIER to fix earth than make mars habitable. Wanna lower temps on earth? Solar mirror between earth and the sun that can be used to regulate now much sun reaches earth..now I hear you thinking "that seems pretty much impossible", I agree, it sure does.. but it is still TRIVIAL compared to moving trillions of cubic miles of ice from the kuiper belt to mars… So, sooo much easier building a god damn sun wall in space.
      That really puts into perspective just how dumb the mars terraforming project actually is. And elon’s plans to sun bathe on mars by 2021 starts seeming unlikely at this point…

    • @notHere132
      @notHere132 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@JimmyNuisance Right on brother. A solar mirror really wouldn't be that troublesome to build. We need to industrialize the moon first, but after that, well, once out of Earth's gravity well you're halfway to anywhere.

    • @bdelphan
      @bdelphan 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@notHere132 Half way to anywhere? No. You're barely a fraction of the way to somewhere.

  • @GhostInTheMachine165
    @GhostInTheMachine165 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    In American Dad, Roger believed he was sent on an important mission by his species only to find out he was actually used as a crash test dummy for a spaceship, I fear Rubin will have a similar fate.

    • @ThatOpalGuy
      @ThatOpalGuy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      one of the best moments of that show.

    • @thenutella8846
      @thenutella8846 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You fear? You should hope.

    • @m.d.hollow_
      @m.d.hollow_ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Classic

    • @jonknestrick5219
      @jonknestrick5219 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So on point! Thank you!

    • @rexablett943
      @rexablett943 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I’m “The Decider”

  • @alexpkeaton4471
    @alexpkeaton4471 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    9:20
    Billionaires probably won't be riding out the apocalypse in their underground bunkers either.
    They haven't solved the "How do I keep my security from killing me and taking my stuff?" problem.

    • @jaex9617
      @jaex9617 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes. They're so stupid they think they'll fly to their private island and then their goons will continue to protect them. 😂

    • @ThatOpalGuy
      @ThatOpalGuy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      why do you think he has 12 kids? he is building his own loyal security team.

    • @ThompsonFlash9999
      @ThompsonFlash9999 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      They think they have, though. There are people who make big money doing "training" for that. Current consensus, and remember, people get paid to "teach" them this: treat your security employees like human beings. Only kind of kidding. It's find a highly trained officer type and male him basically your best friend and just be polite and nice to all the underlings. Again, people make money telling these billionaires this...

    • @SixOneNiner23
      @SixOneNiner23 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Robots and Epstien AI

    • @GlutenEruption
      @GlutenEruption 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@ThatOpalGuy not working out too well, half his kids can't stand him.

  • @danielkanewske8473
    @danielkanewske8473 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

    If we are talking about blasting Musk and Rubin to mars can we throw in Alex Jones, MTG and the entire Supreme Court?!?!

    • @elisawhitman8526
      @elisawhitman8526 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      😂 Pack the Supreme Court… into Elon’s rocket ship.

    • @FrozEnbyWolf150
      @FrozEnbyWolf150 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Only so long as Elon personally designs and builds the rocket himself, using his own engineering expertise. To ensure the best possible outcome.

    • @PigglePigSwillbucket
      @PigglePigSwillbucket 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      only the majority - the other 3 can stay

    • @whoviating
      @whoviating 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Well, not the _entire_ Supreme Court....

    • @currentformmusic
      @currentformmusic 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Set the controls for the heart of the sun...

  • @aosidh
    @aosidh 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    Imagine believing that you have more social capital than Bill Nye, even if you aren't Dave 🫡

    • @Kite403
      @Kite403 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Guarantee that Rave Dubin used to be a fan of Bill Nye's tv show back when it was running. What a f***ing douchebag lol

  • @SmartDave60
    @SmartDave60 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    Bill Nye WEARS a white lab coat and goggles (big glasses).

    • @DiggySoze
      @DiggySoze 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Might be evidence that he really was talking about Carl Tuckerson

  • @Dayman90
    @Dayman90 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    Elon already has the court jester position filled, Dave

    • @ThatOpalGuy
      @ThatOpalGuy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      is elon multi-tasking then?

    • @nw42
      @nw42 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Dave isn’t remotely qualified to play jester. One of the roles of a court jester was to speak truth to power.

    • @alin81-82
      @alin81-82 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yes. His name is Matt Taibbi.

  • @Jeffrey-w2b8x
    @Jeffrey-w2b8x 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    If you can convince people that the earth is flat, you can convince them of anything.

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      But is Mars flat too?

    • @janicek9399
      @janicek9399 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DissociatedWomenIncorporated😳😏😂😂😂

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      people convince themselves.

  • @kreskinkun
    @kreskinkun 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    I love with all Dave's budget for his air conditioned dream home studio in Florida he's still fucking sweaty on set while denying shit's getting hotter.

    • @globalist1990
      @globalist1990 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      While making everything around the ac outdoor unit hotter and hotter

  • @Hatz127
    @Hatz127 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    Daves gotten so smug recently. Hes always been stupid but now hes so smug about it

    • @JohnDough-yr2zt
      @JohnDough-yr2zt 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They wear their stupid on their sleeve. Like Mace and her red A.

    • @thenoseknows9391
      @thenoseknows9391 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      He's always been smug too!!

    • @newworldbro
      @newworldbro 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      he knows he’s a worm

    • @londonoverground
      @londonoverground 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Performative smugness is his thing. He has no substance or wit.

    • @alin81-82
      @alin81-82 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      His idiocy is in full tilt now.

  • @CrazyLinguiniLegs
    @CrazyLinguiniLegs 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Dave Rubin wrote a book titled _Don’t Burn This Book._ You know, you gotta give it to the publisher for anticipating everyone’s gut reaction to a book written by Dave Rubin.

  • @indadrops9492
    @indadrops9492 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    How is that Dave is so blind to the fact that they hate him. 😂

    • @BlackCover95
      @BlackCover95 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      He thinks it’s only a subset they hate.

  • @Kmcgonigle0
    @Kmcgonigle0 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    It’s also telling that Ruben will take his staff and viewers but never mentioned his kids

    • @Hellkite-er5pg
      @Hellkite-er5pg 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Musk will only accept Dave after he rejects his family.

    • @ToxicAudri
      @ToxicAudri 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Hellkite-er5pg Also only if he rejects being gay. Musk needs breeders.

    • @KomradeKrusher
      @KomradeKrusher 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Hellkite-er5pg Musk will accept Dave if he gets to impregnating women. Maybe.

  • @Pintheshadows
    @Pintheshadows 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    I can't think of two men I would rather see face-tank the collected cosmic radiation of our galaxy.

    • @Robert_Bob_Bobrob
      @Robert_Bob_Bobrob 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Don't tell them about that!

  • @greedo2660
    @greedo2660 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Rubin's like a tick, trying to attach himself to someone who might help him survive.

    • @Salina-qd6es
      @Salina-qd6es 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Oooo that was a good one!

    • @globalist1990
      @globalist1990 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Someone he perceives, in his limitless idiocy, as someone that might help (in general) him (in particular).

  • @livelongandtroll9108
    @livelongandtroll9108 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    If the choice is: dying or going to a Elon Musk Fiefdom on Mars*, populated by Dave Rubin and other Musk sycophants; I will *gladly* take the first option, please. Imagine the worst of X-Twitter but in real life.
    *A colony which is also unbuildable with current tech and unlivable without constant resources sent from Earth.

  • @Robert_Bob_Bobrob
    @Robert_Bob_Bobrob 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Please please let Elon take all his little buddies to mars!

    • @leparfumdugrosboss4216
      @leparfumdugrosboss4216 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That would be nice but I bet Dave would not be part of the trip. 😏

    • @stevensica5918
      @stevensica5918 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The 100 million+ fanboys are all getting left behind.

  • @richardjohndrow3365
    @richardjohndrow3365 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    *Elon voice* uhhh Dave you’ve become too woke for Mars

  • @Dominomfer
    @Dominomfer 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Best video title ever. Rubin pulled the pin and then jumped on his own grenade.

  • @mochynddu723
    @mochynddu723 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    "Bow ties are cool" - 11th Doctor

  • @nellurban7826
    @nellurban7826 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    rubin looks like the default face on an rpg character design screen, it's like he has no features

  • @CharlieThunder24
    @CharlieThunder24 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    Can musk send Trump to mars?

    • @janicek9399
      @janicek9399 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And take all the magats with them……

    • @douglemay7989
      @douglemay7989 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Accompany him?

  • @Crapworks
    @Crapworks 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    As someone who lives in Texas and is now experiencing the 2nd year of 100° weather this early into the summer season, I want Dave Ruben to stand in the parking lot of an HEB n repeat the BS he spews on his show

  • @Steve2Carla
    @Steve2Carla 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    LOL, every MAGA Elon acolyte thinks they're going to Mars. Um, no, did you see the movie Elysium?

    • @52flyingbicycles
      @52flyingbicycles 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Even the rich people aren’t going to Mars, it’s just a fantasy they sell their followers. The first people to live on Mars would be the most intelligent and physically fit astronauts ever in world history working every waking hour of the rest of their lives on highly complex (and repetitive and manually taxing) engineering tasks and who all die in a few months.

  • @powerboon2k
    @powerboon2k 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I love a good 'Rubin is the dumbest person alive' video.

  • @whatwhat100
    @whatwhat100 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Mars isn't far enough.

    • @AsifKhan-hf9zy
      @AsifKhan-hf9zy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      plamet uranus?

  • @benjaminp1516
    @benjaminp1516 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    10:00 its so perfect how he follows up his comment about getting his audience on a shuttle to Mars with "They lie about everything".

  • @jaex9617
    @jaex9617 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Good. Send 'em both.

  • @dustinrolstad752
    @dustinrolstad752 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I hope Sam never stops making Dave Rubin videos.

  • @jgcoverkknot5701
    @jgcoverkknot5701 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Dave. Elon doesn't think you should be able to vote.

  • @kaijew8930
    @kaijew8930 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Ladies, Gentlemen and those that lay betwix... Dave Ruben lmfao!

    • @rileyfuckingrifle
      @rileyfuckingrifle 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This one is dope actually. (Someone betwixt approved.😅)

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    They must go immediately

  • @dreadtrain2846
    @dreadtrain2846 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    They are both already there.

  • @wheelmanny
    @wheelmanny 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The irony of David Rubin, calling anybody a dick bag is just irony off the chart

  • @jpatton5567
    @jpatton5567 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You gotta love how they literally believe we can terraform a dead planet with relatively no oxygen easier than we can affect the climate of earth

  • @OhShiverMeTimbers
    @OhShiverMeTimbers 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love how his idea of “real scientists” is the typical Hollywood portrayal of a scientist.

  • @MarkSoupial
    @MarkSoupial 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    somebody ask dave if the billionaire obsessed with breeding is going to take a GAY to mars to save the human population

    • @benjatatafasa3105
      @benjatatafasa3105 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      My thoughts exactly. It’d be funny if it wasn’t so sad.

  • @rexablett943
    @rexablett943 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I am in complete agreement with Rubin. We should send him on a one-way trip to Mars at Elon Musk’s expense. The sooner, the better.

  • @BlackCover95
    @BlackCover95 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    “Hey Elon, can my family and I get a seat?”
    “We don’t need f

  • @feathersigil2048
    @feathersigil2048 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Is that what you teach your kids, Dave? "When bad things happen, run away and leave everyone else to suffer"?

  • @ThatOpalGuy
    @ThatOpalGuy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    elon will NEVER ride a spacex rocket.

    • @janicek9399
      @janicek9399 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      true, that.

  • @Toubabou
    @Toubabou 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The Economist is already talking 4 degrees as normal . We fucked

    • @xjaskix
      @xjaskix 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      and how do they know ? Where you there when they measured IT ?

  • @curlyKTJLuvsWatermelon
    @curlyKTJLuvsWatermelon 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    My fave one is ‘If we go net zero all of the trees will die’ 😂
    Like trees didn’t exist before the industrial age 🤷‍♀️

  • @lk9650
    @lk9650 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    We can only hope.

  • @attaxiaffxi7033
    @attaxiaffxi7033 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "I'll take my chances"
    Love from someone who will be dead before the catastrophic impacts peak

  • @BbVortexMortinghan
    @BbVortexMortinghan 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Saying "If it all goes south, I'll go to mars" is a lot like saying "Eh if heaven isn't my cup of tea, I'll just give outer darkness a try."
    Mars is a desolate uninhabitable wasteland that's far worse than any environment we're going to end up with on earth if climate change "goes south"

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      good thing our atmosphere will be going the venus route, eh ...?

  • @wileysells1279
    @wileysells1279 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    LOL @ giving Dave credit for a sneak diss, then immediately taking it back.

  • @sneifert1968
    @sneifert1968 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Dave Ruben, calling someone an abject buffoon, is irony defined

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      he thinks irony is how the frying pan flavours his bacon and eggs ...

  • @aheroictaxidriver3180
    @aheroictaxidriver3180 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    There's no oxygen on Mars.

  • @grayhamgrayhamson1466
    @grayhamgrayhamson1466 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Emma, the Dave impersonation is decent, 😊 keep perfecting it I dig it

  • @sheldonmarcotte8392
    @sheldonmarcotte8392 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Leave it to Rave Dubin

  • @sankharaYT
    @sankharaYT 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Oh god, my brain just went into recovery mode AGAIN after taking in so many high level IDEAS!

  • @WrecklessEating
    @WrecklessEating 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The irony of someone calling people dumb who believe in climate change with all the data out there that proves it is really quite something.

  • @alanturing3256
    @alanturing3256 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    8:55 LOL @ Emma's impersonation of Rubin.

  • @thatsinteresting3415
    @thatsinteresting3415 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I don't believe in man made refrigeration. Sometimes objects warm, sometimes they cool.

  • @StewPedassle
    @StewPedassle 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    2:30 was when Matt posits his theory on Dave. Sudden respect flashes across every face. Less than 10 more seconds of the clip elapse and immediately everyone agrees that he couldn't possibly be smart enough to mean it that way.
    Literally in tears laughing at that rapid turnaround.

  • @AakeTraak
    @AakeTraak 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Even if we f*ck up Earth it will still be better than Mars.

  • @Gill280
    @Gill280 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Peak irony is Rubin accusing Bill Nye of being a fraud because his clothing doesn’t match Rubin’s stereotypical idea of a scientist while Rubin is pretending to be a respectable commentator but isn’t wearing a tie with a suit jacket and has his jacket buttoned while sitting down 😂

  • @CaptainSnackbeard
    @CaptainSnackbeard 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    America has to go bye bye

  • @JacobGunner
    @JacobGunner 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Rubin doesn't even have arguments anymore, it's just "Well I don't think that's true because some other people have told me that it isn't"

  • @Xinjiekou_新街口_Station
    @Xinjiekou_新街口_Station 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Enron Musk, have fun on Mars Dave you dolt! 🤣

  • @nick-hu1nx
    @nick-hu1nx 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    My favorite way to shut down deniers is to tell them, a fifty-year span, the world has consumed 1.306 trillion barrels of oil, toss in natrual gas and this is like all the water in Lake Erie. then if we add coal it gets very hard to recognize the amount of carbon emmisions in the last 100 years. the volume we are talking is mind blowing.

  • @kpw84u2
    @kpw84u2 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The one-way tickets can't be printed fast enough 😂😂😂

  • @huwguyver4208
    @huwguyver4208 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Emma's Dave Rubin impression is on point 😆

  • @opup-m8b
    @opup-m8b 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Elon said let’s go to Uranus

  • @LiamborninDC
    @LiamborninDC 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love the bait and switch of having a climate crisis segment on the front end of a poop on Elon and Rubin video.

  • @nzmetalhead
    @nzmetalhead 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The whole trope of "in the 1970s they were claiming global cooling/dimming" is a non-starter, too. Yes, a few papers emerged which suggested this in the 1970s, but they were outnumbered entirely by peer-reviewed papers indicating global warming by a ratio of about 6 to 1. Potholer54 (Peter Hatfield) covers this quite well in his series of videos on Climate Change and they're well worth a watch, as are his "Theory of Evolution made easy" videos.

  • @Nun195
    @Nun195 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Isn’t bill nye an engineer?

    • @BaronVonQuiply
      @BaronVonQuiply 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yes, he has a patent via boeing

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      scientist is not a job title, it's a description of someone who follows scientific discipline in making observations about reality. that many of the best have doctorates is just evidence of their passion for discovering truth, and their specialised areas of interest.

    • @xjaskix
      @xjaskix 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      so? still Way dumber than Rubin.

  • @nw42
    @nw42 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    All the people who are so enthusiastic about living on Mars are the same ones who claimed that wearing a paper mask and staying indoors was literally killing them. But sure, life inside a Martian colony would be so much better!

  • @ArielCarmona
    @ArielCarmona 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The minute I saw the title to this video I knew it was going to be great, but 8:06 Emma as Rubin making the request had me cracking up and spitting out my drink. So good

  • @jdizzle76
    @jdizzle76 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Reminds me of Mr. Burns when he was escaping on a spaceship. Smithers asked to come, saying he had another seat. Burns shuts the door and says "I like to rest my feet"

  • @bethmoore-love4223
    @bethmoore-love4223 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Oh, wouldn't it be great if they all would go to Mars? And stay there? ("We'll send supplies, we promise!")🤞😂

  • @Maya_Ruinz
    @Maya_Ruinz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    There is a great book that goes into this ‘escapist’ idea that somehow humans will escape the planet in the event of a great catastrophe. “Remembrance of Earth’s Past Series.” goes into why we will never leave the planet without everyone leaving at the same time. Because if you start drawing straws for who lives and who dies, it will only end in violence.

  • @Chosen1_of.the.NONexistent_God
    @Chosen1_of.the.NONexistent_God 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    10:28 Rubin seems the see the same parallel between the record breaking temperature and all radios saying they are number 1

  • @adamfinlay169
    @adamfinlay169 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Oh we'll definitely all be dead by the time Mars happens.

  • @AllAroundAndWithin
    @AllAroundAndWithin 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I thought Sam made too many Dave Rubin videos till now...I now think he deserves them all...In the video he basically said...I will pollute all I can & then runaway...What a moron...

  • @multitudeofidols
    @multitudeofidols 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Go ahead and try to colonise Mars. The native won't like invaders... and they have heat-rays. I read the book; it won't end well for them.

  • @AdamtheRed-
    @AdamtheRed- 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Boomers stole our future.

    • @andrethegiant2877
      @andrethegiant2877 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Pretty much.

    • @AdamtheRed-
      @AdamtheRed- 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MissMisery-y8u triggered boomer spotted. Isn't it past your bed time?

    • @ligma212
      @ligma212 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@MissMisery-y8u you liked your own comment. Opinion dismissed

  • @Hateforce
    @Hateforce 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “I just wanna hang out”
    Emma that was craaazzzy 😭

  • @mikecaetano
    @mikecaetano 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Are they doing ketamine together or something?

  • @TheLastLineLive
    @TheLastLineLive 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Elon would do us a favor by going to mars and taking Dave and several others with him, one way trip!

  • @redinvader
    @redinvader 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Somehow, Dave Rubin's getting dumber. Didn't think that was possible.

  • @williamingramm2293
    @williamingramm2293 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Rubin didn't even include his own family in the request.

  • @powerboon2k
    @powerboon2k 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Those Tim Pool sound clips are too funny.

  • @ihatemacs9
    @ihatemacs9 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm sure Rubin is being facetious, but he leaves himself wide open for being roasted

  • @CosmicMapping
    @CosmicMapping 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The soundboard war was so funny I’m gonna die

  • @tonywilson4713
    @tonywilson4713 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    *AEROSPACE ENGINEER HERE:* I did my degree in the late 80s and during my senior year we had an alum who gave a special guest lecture on Terraforming Mars. We were all very excited to hear what he had to say. He started with "Sorry its impossible and here's why!"
    He then went on to explain just how big planets are and how much stuff you need to a job like Terraform Mars. The numbers are so large that its near impossible for people to grasp.
    Here's 1 simple thing maybe people can grasp.
    Imagine a dome (1/2 sphere) on Mars with a volume of 1km. Its about 1562 meters in diameter. So its not a small dome but is the sort of size you'd need for a colony its people, plants and animals.
    Other than all the materials needed to build that dome (which is substantial).
    *You need 1.3 million tons of air to fill it.*
    Most people don't think of air as weighing much.
    1 cubic meter of water weighs a metric ton.
    1 cubic meter of air weighs 1.3kg (sea level).
    There's 1,000,000,000 (billion) cubic meters in a cubic kilometer.
    So 1 cubic kilometer of air weighs 1.3 billion kilograms or 1.3 million tons.
    Now considering there's almost NO atmosphere at all on Mars let alone much Oxygen or Nitrogen to make Earth standard air from you have to ask: *For the Mars startup colony where are they going to get 1.3 million tons of air from and how are they going to get it to Mars or produce it on Mars?*
    Sorry to bust everyone's Elon Fantasy with math but then WTF I'm an engineer!

    • @LP-ct9nk
      @LP-ct9nk 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Do you think this info has been conveyed to Elon?

    • @tonywilson4713
      @tonywilson4713 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@LP-ct9nk NO and even if it was he'd probably ignore it.

  • @NoThatRyan
    @NoThatRyan 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nye has a degree in mechanical engineering from Cornell. I don't know how much more qualified a scientist needs to be.
    Also, I needed that sound board nonsense.

  • @QuiltyExperience
    @QuiltyExperience 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The soundboard war at the end KILLED me