i read EMPIRE OF THE VAMPIRE and i wish i was jared, 19

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  • @cur1ouscatf1sh
    @cur1ouscatf1sh ปีที่แล้ว +196

    he really said “my name is geralt dark’ness dementia rivia way” and thought that no one would notice

    • @brittany1049
      @brittany1049 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bless you for making this joke 🤣🤣🤣

    • @disguisedgiani1889
      @disguisedgiani1889 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Writers can take inspiration from already existing characters and tropes. Geralt isnt the first sarcastic, gritty and honorable monster hunter ever shown to us

    • @FriendlyGhost-rf7tq
      @FriendlyGhost-rf7tq ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@disguisedgiani1889 Gerald is inspirated by Eric Melnibone

    • @FriendlyGhost-rf7tq
      @FriendlyGhost-rf7tq ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brittany1049 i just both this book and now do not know what to do with it

    • @ANT96-x8d
      @ANT96-x8d ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I had a facepalm moment when I read that someone on Amazon complained about the book for “lacking lgbt.” That’s like criticizing an epic fantasy series for not having a character with Tourette syndrome. It’s just so ridiculous.
      Any comments? Anyone agree?

  • @TheBookFinch
    @TheBookFinch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    I have said it once and I keep having to say it. Jay Kristoff clearly peaked in high school and has been trying to chase that high ever since.

    • @loureadingthings
      @loureadingthings  2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      THANK YOU FOR PUTTING IT INTO WORDS BECAUSE THAT IS EXACTLY IT

  • @kjane1659
    @kjane1659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    this video is absolutely the only way I am willing to consume this book

  • @bebella9005
    @bebella9005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I was literally like "that sounds exactly like My Immortal" and then it actually was My Immortal, and I don't know how to feel about the fact that I instantly knew that...

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I'm going to look in AO3 and find out how many Vampire!Geralt fanfiction writers he needs to apologize to

  • @psychicsocial
    @psychicsocial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    He really just took Interview With the Vampire, Name of the Wind, Castlevania and The Witcher and fused them to make this. But then added some much unintentional cringe and cursing.

    • @billuraral1870
      @billuraral1870 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gerald would never

    • @astinus4
      @astinus4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Add Vampire Hunter D, which he claims to have never watched

  • @irinakermong1217
    @irinakermong1217 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    "This is what would happen if the Opus Dei went to Hot Topic for their uniforms."
    This is such a niche reference and my Catholic ass is rolling on the floor laughing her ass off

    • @colonelweird
      @colonelweird ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I have an Opus Dei story! One time when I was trying to be Catholic, the pope visited, so I joined some Opus Dei people to rent a van and drive 800 miles to see him. Of course this was all guys - the girls couldn't be in the same vehicle. And a priest was with us. On the way we had a rest stop and bought a big Sunday newspaper (this was pre-smartphone) so we could all read different sections and pass them around. When we got back in the van, the priest took possession of the newspaper. I watched as he carefully went through the whole paper, pulling out any page that contained photos of scantily clad women - such as ads for underwear or swimwear - folded them into neat squares and slipped them into his breast pocket. Then he handed the censored newspaper to the rest of us.
      He was protecting our chastity.
      That was the moment I realized these people were deranged.

  • @SilenceAtTheLibrary
    @SilenceAtTheLibrary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I’ve been waiting for a rant review of this book, I couldn’t make it past the period scene, actually had tears in my eyes because I couldn’t believe someone would actually write that and publish it under their own name

    • @loureadingthings
      @loureadingthings  2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I KNOW RIGHT

    • @ladyredl3210
      @ladyredl3210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Man had the audacity to rip off Anne Rice and pretend he didn’t for F’s sake.

    • @jasonblodgett8769
      @jasonblodgett8769 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ladyredl3210 there’s a section that came from George Carlins bit on religion. It’s almost word for word with the same tone as George Carlin.
      The ideas weren’t George carlins, but the words and tone were. Jay should put these ideas into his own words.

    • @ladyredl3210
      @ladyredl3210 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jasonblodgett8769 how dare he. I’m not surprised.

  • @MeMyshelfAndI
    @MeMyshelfAndI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I got as far as "Ask me not if God exists, but why he's such a prick," and then laughed with my housemates about the 12yo edgelord vibes for a half hour. It screams 'baby's first existential thought, but make it drip with angst.' Flipped through the pictures, making fun of the PATI ENCE knuckle tattoos.... then on page 5 (the first page of actual story) it says: He ran one thumb across his fingers, the letters inked below his knuckles. "Patience," he whispered.
    ...fr?! You're trying to build up the image of this broody, badass mf... and he's over here reading his tattoos aloud to himself like Sesame Street? I just couldn't. I think I got to pg 19 before I realized I was hate-reading and not even having fun with it.
    At least in Bloody Mallory the knuckle writing is on her gloves, the film is cheesy as all hell and doesn't take itself the least bit serious, and her knuckles say F**K EVIL. Queen.

    • @loureadingthings
      @loureadingthings  2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'VE FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE PATIENCE KNUCKLE TATTOOS OH GOD

  • @miapopova2315
    @miapopova2315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    A couple of weeks ago I laughed for half an hour because the English textbook we use in my internship has Twilight references, and here is Jay Kristoff making these references in 2021. A book isn't innovative because it's different from something published in 2005.

  • @CatApocalypse
    @CatApocalypse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    The more I hear about him and his writing, the more I absolutely do not want to waste my time on it loooool. I'm sorry you went through this.
    Also glad to see someone else who gets it about The Name of the Wind. It was so mediocre! 😹

  • @_vexilee
    @_vexilee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    So excited for this video five mins in, but i HAVE to say.... how did the rhymey "empire of the vampire" title get past however many editors and onto a shelf like 💀 sir that is written by a 3rd grader level titling

  • @emilyfallaw5912
    @emilyfallaw5912 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    If anyone wants a Catholic vampire story that goes into Catholic guilt and addiction and is actually really good, I would highly recommend Midnight Mass.

    • @frankie3010
      @frankie3010 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It is neither good and it isn't really about anything Catholic.

    • @emilyfallaw5912
      @emilyfallaw5912 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@frankie3010 Good is subjective, I admit it's not for those who don't like a slow burn and philosophical musings, but it most definitely is about something Catholic because the main plot centers around a Catholic church, and a lot of the themes center around Catholicism as well if you think about it.

  • @VoyageThroughWorlds
    @VoyageThroughWorlds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    lmao this review sounded like me talking about SJM,,,,, especially the "when does it start being a blatant copy tho??" Also I am right now somewhere in between feeling oddly compelled to witness this trainwreck myself and also just going "800 pages is not worth it!",,,,

    • @loureadingthings
      @loureadingthings  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you can read 25%, the rest is just a recycle of the same points AND you'll get the same horrified effect

  • @j.j.knight6932
    @j.j.knight6932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The cat was like, “Don’t pretend to know my pain, human!”

    • @loureadingthings
      @loureadingthings  2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he wasn't in any pain that dramatic ahole

  • @BookmarkChronicles
    @BookmarkChronicles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Yesss someone else doing a book review while drinking. We love to see it
    This sounds….. like a damn dumpster fire

    • @BookmarkChronicles
      @BookmarkChronicles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Was that goodreads post supposed to be Jay Kristoff taking a shot at Stephanie Meyer as if his book is sooo much better?😂

    • @loureadingthings
      @loureadingthings  2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he took several digs at her and i was like bruh............... you can't really talk

  • @gon8go
    @gon8go 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This is the best book review I've ever seen and I actually liked this book. I haven't really read any other fantasy to know what was ripped off but the part where he cuts the horse open was totally taken from the taun taun scene in the empire strikes back.

    • @loureadingthings
      @loureadingthings  2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      the more people comment on this video the more the patchwork quilt of all kristoff ripped off becomes clearer and i am not sure i am liking it

  • @queerlibtardhippie9357
    @queerlibtardhippie9357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    why does everyone hate sparkling vampires 😭 y'all can't say stephanie ain't original

    • @loureadingthings
      @loureadingthings  2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I DON'T HATE THEM I THINK THEY ARE THE COOLEST THING IN TWILIGHT

  • @ReadswithRachel
    @ReadswithRachel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I’m so happy my dreams are finally coming true

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      OPUS DEI WENT TO HOT TOPIC FOR THE UNIFORMS

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      NOT MY IMMORTAL

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I AM SANCTUM

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The way you described metaphoric writing was so good
      And then in comparison to his descriptions
      💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait I didn’t know you were reading ice planet barbarians

  • @RobinReads
    @RobinReads 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I knew this was going to be wild when you started with the drawing, but I had no idea how wild 😂😂
    “you kiss your mother with that mouth” I’m dyingggg

    • @loureadingthings
      @loureadingthings  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      look. listen. at the time of the drawing, i too had no idea of the ride i had just signed up for

  • @grimreads
    @grimreads 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Name of the Wind is a Steven Seagul fantasy movie.
    Also, if you love The Witcher you will be surprised if you read Elric of Melnibone...
    PS: Also missing a huge inspiration from Vampire Hunter D in your review.

    • @loureadingthings
      @loureadingthings  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tbf i haven't watched vampire hunter D in over 15 years i think

    • @grimreads
      @grimreads 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@loureadingthings I believe I watched it 15-20 years ago myself, but it rang a bell as you were describing the book.

  • @justwonder1404
    @justwonder1404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Haven't heard about this guy in my entire life but he does inspire some hilarious reviews

  • @Vashiane
    @Vashiane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Found this video through your thread of Silk Fire. The moment I saw this book was written by Jay Kristoff I knew I was in for a mess of a time.
    (Also I really like your commentary! Subscribed.)

  • @anacecilia1387
    @anacecilia1387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Lou singing church songs to try to calm herself down xD

    • @loureadingthings
      @loureadingthings  2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      tell me you went to catholic school without telling me you went to catholic school

  • @blxopium
    @blxopium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    YOUR MAKEUP LOOKS SO GOOD IN THIS VIDEO

  • @jasonblodgett8769
    @jasonblodgett8769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I enjoyed this book. It’s cheesy fun. I’ve never been accused of having good taste though.

  • @BreeBuonomo
    @BreeBuonomo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I just finished this book and I wish I could tear my eyes and ears off. Similar opinions as you 😭😭

  • @DellVanity
    @DellVanity ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This kinda makes me wanna write a Interview with a Vampire type Witcher 3 fic, it'd almost definitely be better than whatever this guy can make

  • @9gagHasMySoul
    @9gagHasMySoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Rachel's twitter sent me here and I'm here to stay 👌👌👌

    • @ReadswithRachel
      @ReadswithRachel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This makes me feel powerful af

  • @astinus4
    @astinus4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m not familiar at all with the Witcher, but the first half of this book read like bad Castlevania/Vampire Hunter D fan fiction (which Krystoff claims to have not watched - I call BS)
    I’m Australian like Krystoff and almost the same age as him. Some of the weirdness in his writing could possibly be passed off as Australian sense of humour…
    For example there was one passage where he introduces a character with first name Dior, who’s in the company of another character with the second name Sauvage…Dior Sauvage is a men’s fragrance!! When I read that my first reaction was “WTF, this guy is taking the piss”…he’s clearly writing stuff which just isn’t meant to be taken seriously.
    There’s a statement on the bio page of his website where he claims to be surprised at his success… I think he knows he’s writing thrash, and is as mystified as anyone that it’s selling so well.

  • @adrasthe314
    @adrasthe314 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Fucking French names" had me loosing my shit bc Jean-François is one of the most common names for gen X where I live and just djdjdnej gg for the pronounciation tho, most allophones trip up on the ean

    • @loureadingthings
      @loureadingthings  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My mother tongue is Portuguese! The "ean" sound is also common here

  • @ohheyandi
    @ohheyandi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    much like Jesus Christ, Lou has suffered so we need not suffer

    • @loureadingthings
      @loureadingthings  2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      AND MUCH LIKE JESUS CHRIST I TOO WAS BETRAYED

  • @EveryDayALittleDeath
    @EveryDayALittleDeath ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Got here from Rachel's channel. Your review was highly entertaining, and despite being absolute vampire trash who will read almost anything for the promise of hot people with fangs, I will take your advice and skip this one. I'm off to listen to another one of your videos while I knit

  • @stephaniebookish
    @stephaniebookish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This was a masterpiece

  • @ameliat3172
    @ameliat3172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I am two minutes in and cackling
    This bodes wonderfully

  • @lalaloveslit
    @lalaloveslit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    GENITAL BITING

  • @marianamauricio
    @marianamauricio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    NOT EBONY'S DESCRIPTION FROM MY IMMORTAL ASDIADWGNOADKJAN (lowkey empire of the vampire sounds worse than my immortal lmao)

    • @loureadingthings
      @loureadingthings  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      my immortal is fun. i was just in pain

  • @nonfictionfeminist
    @nonfictionfeminist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Second comment because I comment as I watch. I LOVE rant reviews, and your rants are amazing

  • @lua_ferraz
    @lua_ferraz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    LISTEN, I'm really sorry you had to go through that, but I'm really happy someone is dragging this mans through the fucking MUD because that's what he deserves 😂
    THANK YOU RACHEL 💜

  • @angela-thebooknerdess2110
    @angela-thebooknerdess2110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love love this review. Gained a subscriber.

  • @greathouseofdel
    @greathouseofdel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "WAIT NO THAT'S MY IMMORTAL" LUISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @smorc65
    @smorc65 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hearing, "wow, cool sword!" in the same nasally voice my brain makes when I see the, 'wow, cool robot!' picture

  • @annalunelli13
    @annalunelli13 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Not to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but this made me realize that if machine gun kelly existed as he is now back in 2006, he'd be the inspiration for draco malfoy in my immortal and also Jace from mortal instruments (who admittedly is the same character) I don't think I can ever come to terms with this realization. How will I ever sleep again with this knowledge in my head 🙃

  • @Womynxx
    @Womynxx 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I just came here from one of Rachel’s videos and I’m glad I did. That intro was hilarious! 🤣 I’m just learning about Kristoff. I’d seen this book on GR but I could tell from that corny title I didn’t want to read it. I didn’t even read the synopsis or the reviews and I’m a review hound. Genital biting?! Whyyyy?!? 😭

  • @marianamauricio
    @marianamauricio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the intro killed me ahjfksjiknjfd XD

  • @bookcaseofdoom
    @bookcaseofdoom ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Also I'm so scared of reading The Name of the Wind now, I've been looking forward to it😂

  • @MrRorosuri
    @MrRorosuri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    what the forever sea is about
    bi MC, f/f romance
    - epic environmental fantasy?? where ships sail on an endless grass sea???
    - what lurks in those tall prairie grasses: politics, intrigue, deadly beasts, grandmother, all of the above?

  • @Trish0978
    @Trish0978 ปีที่แล้ว

    Also, thanks for settling for me whether or not I should read this book. It kept popping up and I couldn't decide ^^;

  • @TheFran2555
    @TheFran2555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    and he will never get the same criticism that female authors get when they talk about vampires.

  • @pagesofalwyn
    @pagesofalwyn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    o final desse video me faz rir bué UHSAUHSUAHS sinto por você lou

  • @Annie-Worm
    @Annie-Worm 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think it was her thigh that he bit? It says he tried to turn his head. I'll have to read that part again to be sure. I came in with high expectations from someone's 5 star review & it had me wondering if we read the same book.
    Gabriel reminds me of Roland from the dark tower series

  • @AnarchyOnPage
    @AnarchyOnPage 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This isn't especially related, but as a minority SWANAn person, hearing you say the term SWANA made me so so happy. Thank you 🌷🌷

  • @robertocatrone715
    @robertocatrone715 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ba Hahahahah!!!
    Don't hold back, Tell us what you really think.
    BTW... I love your energy.

  • @nottherealgroot1928
    @nottherealgroot1928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was thinking about starting the book lol. I don't think I will anymore. Thanks.

    • @ollie2596
      @ollie2596 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Save yourself! (some poor soul who flew to close to the sun)

  • @annazinchenko7819
    @annazinchenko7819 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well, Jay Kristoff did well at least by being a reason I discovered your channel. Amazing fierce and spot-on video. As for the Catholic church meats vampire hunters, there is an anime with the exact same aesthetics - Trinity Blood.

  • @patrickhaddad85
    @patrickhaddad85 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THANK YOU! from the bookreads i thought I was the only one who hated the book

  • @mcjordie
    @mcjordie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    36:15 "it gets worse"
    Me: W...what? How?!
    37:14: oh...oh no
    This whole video is hilarious; I'm sorry you suffered reading this but I'm enjoying my time watching you talk about it lol

    • @mcjordie
      @mcjordie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "This is on you, how dare you teach me how to read" 😆

    • @mcjordie
      @mcjordie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love Dragon Age Inquisition. I definitely agree it's good for beginner gamers; I recommended it to a friend of mine as one of her 1st games & she's already got multiple playthroughs under her belt

    • @loureadingthings
      @loureadingthings  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      at least my suffering was entertaining!!!!!

  • @Juli6SS
    @Juli6SS ปีที่แล้ว

    My god, you're soooo funny 🤣
    I love watching you rant!!

  • @ferociousmop6642
    @ferociousmop6642 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I started reading this book and I went in blind and I was like “wow, this reminds me of the Witcher.” Its very Blood and Wine fan fiction. One of my main gripes is all of the clearly Australian curse words and then every other word is the one French word- “oui.” I will probably finish this book but the constant oui-ing is driving me nuts.

  • @sarahmcdonald9624
    @sarahmcdonald9624 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    100 pages in, so I can’t watch the review (I’ll have to check back) but, I will say that all the creative cuss words seem wayyyyyy out of place when it’s a setting where a group of godly men have their names switched out to another one randomly, to be called twatwaffle. Just not sure that was an actual thing back then 😂

  • @MrRorosuri
    @MrRorosuri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's an hour. Here for it 🙌

  • @LetMeintheLibrary
    @LetMeintheLibrary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    THIS INTRO

  • @TunezCottage
    @TunezCottage ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The braid loops, and it's across her eyes...? Funny intro though.

  • @Marie45610
    @Marie45610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I got a 400page eARC of this book from Netgalley in August of last year. I hated it.

  • @Amedyr
    @Amedyr ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Aeeeeeeeee fã de Dragon Age!!! O que voce achou da animação nova na Netflix? :D

    • @loureadingthings
      @loureadingthings  ปีที่แล้ว

      eu ainda não assisti!! :(

    • @Amedyr
      @Amedyr ปีที่แล้ว

      @@loureadingthings Olha, recomendo! É um poquin heist genérico, mas bem divertido e tem informação que vai ser importante pro DA4!

  • @katsuki_fan2465
    @katsuki_fan2465 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The no no bits biting makes me appreciate Court of the Vampire Queen a bit more now 😂

  • @BemuzedBookworm
    @BemuzedBookworm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Not you coming for my favorite scene of Name of the wind 🤣 this is gonna be good

    • @loureadingthings
      @loureadingthings  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i will say i am willing to give it another go. whenever i think the book might not be good i'm gonna go "well, at least no genitals were mauled, so it's not that bad"

    • @BemuzedBookworm
      @BemuzedBookworm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@loureadingthings second book in Kingkiller Chronicles isn't really worth it. So save yourself the trouble. But good to know you've got a new benchmark to measure books against 🤣

  • @s123le
    @s123le ปีที่แล้ว

    The name of the wind slander and your VISCERAL hatred for this book made me subscribe within 5 minutes. Muito legal!

  • @Genitianadinarica
    @Genitianadinarica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I knew this was going to be an adventure when that stupid book title started annoying me 2 minutes in and never stopped.
    And also, of course he was based on freaking Cullen. (please don't block me, I just never hated a character more in my life)
    Loved the video, sorry you had to suffer for it.

    • @loureadingthings
      @loureadingthings  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i will not block you but i will say. i am hurt. because i actually like cullen :(((((

  • @lb-art208
    @lb-art208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know I'm absolutely late to this, but I have to add that this book died for me at the rhyming title, I could not take it seriously.

  • @flywithty1
    @flywithty1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My all time favorite 🤘🏼

  • @JennaThePanda
    @JennaThePanda ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love that you hate name in the wind lmao, everyone seems to love it and I just couldn’t stand it

    • @QManagerin
      @QManagerin ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought I was alone - I DNF-ed it after a 40%...it was insufferable. Everyone raves about how beautiful it's written. No number of beautiful pros can make-up for shitty story and characters. 🤮

  • @Trish0978
    @Trish0978 ปีที่แล้ว

    "My comments section is not a democracy" - I love you, so so much

  • @AlinNemet
    @AlinNemet ปีที่แล้ว

    love the passion 🤣

  • @Vaelkyr666
    @Vaelkyr666 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dragon Age Inquisition! Favorite game ❤️
    I can't believe it didn't explode in the comments!

  • @elvingearmasterirma7241
    @elvingearmasterirma7241 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    OH ITS THE AUTHOR OF THE TIDDY LIDDY BOOK

  • @lalaloveslit
    @lalaloveslit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    THIS TITLE💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @InsomniacFlaaffy
    @InsomniacFlaaffy ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Rachel really went "haha suffer" to you. That's funny as hell. (This is a joke btw)

  • @blackth00rne
    @blackth00rne 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    39:15 First, The Witcher; then, IWTV; and now, DRAGON AGE. This mf author is really personally offending ME. And I don't like it.

  • @Elricsedric
    @Elricsedric 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This sounds like an edgy anime

  • @ps1hagridoufofcharacter
    @ps1hagridoufofcharacter ปีที่แล้ว

    1:16 that drink sounds scrumptious. i love me some rum and if it's sweet i'm all in baby

  • @Juli6SS
    @Juli6SS ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn, now I'm scared to reread The Name of the Wind, because I've read it as teen and loved it😅

  • @Ambarfing
    @Ambarfing 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    this was super entertaining to watch fjdjbdd thank you‼️

  • @SkittlesxMetrofied
    @SkittlesxMetrofied 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This has to have been one of the funniest reviews I've ever seen mwah *chef's kiss* also CULLEN 🗣️

    • @loureadingthings
      @loureadingthings  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      THANK YOU FELLOW CULLEN SUPREMACY BELIEVER

  • @nicoleava976
    @nicoleava976 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jay Kristoff thinks that cursing in every dialogue makes him cool, just like your average high schooler. I wasted hours of my life on Nevernight, thank you for your service! Also what is it with these people and stealing from The Witcher??

  • @MrRorosuri
    @MrRorosuri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    okay , joshua Phillip johnson is another white man but he's more talented and way more creative in his adult debut - the forever sea than kristoff has done in 10 years .

  • @jenny5272
    @jenny5272 ปีที่แล้ว

    Over the looping braids, my only guess is he was poorly describing bangs??

  • @asavagegarden
    @asavagegarden ปีที่แล้ว

    i know im late but i recently read memnoch the devil by anne rice (WHAT A BORING BOOK) and the period thing happens there... lestat did it first in 1995 lmao

  • @Raveneyes2006
    @Raveneyes2006 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I definitely agree with you on parts of this, especially the Geralt material. I still enjoyed Empire of the Vampire. Where we REALLY agree, is NAME OF THE FUCKING WIND... God's I hated that book, boring as hell and completely lack of entertainment as a fantasy... honestly, I would rather read Gormengast and I really don't like that book, that's where I'm coming from... so we definitely agree on that,

  • @lulismesquita
    @lulismesquita ปีที่แล้ว

    socorro vc tbm gosta de dragon age!!!

  • @Ketutar
    @Ketutar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don't know your ex, I don't want to know your ex, but for some reason, I think I know enough about your ex to understand exactly what you mean about his favorite book. 😀

  • @nonfictionfeminist
    @nonfictionfeminist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel like if I read this I would agree, the writing doesn't sound particularly good

  • @maddiedoesntkno
    @maddiedoesntkno ปีที่แล้ว

    You took a _DRINK_ and I’m so ready 🙈😂

  • @nonfictionfeminist
    @nonfictionfeminist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Okay but what do you mean "boob job at assassin school"? I can understand if it was a reduction in order to have a form that's maybe easier to fight in, but I have to know if you mean that they got breast implants because... Wow. Although yes, in general, that is a stupid thing to put in a book

    • @loureadingthings
      @loureadingthings  2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      NO NO NO IT WAS A BOOB JOB
      A BOOB IMPLANT!
      ON A 16 YEAR OLD
      AT AN ASSASSIN'S SCHOOL
      QUITE LITERALLY THAT

    • @nonfictionfeminist
      @nonfictionfeminist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@loureadingthings 👀

  • @KewlImp
    @KewlImp 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I know it's an old video. However, you should never treat your audience like they are stupid. Like a fledgling, that doesn't need additional explanation, it isn't something like 'The Grand Sacrament of Apothis." Something like that would require an explanation. "A fledgling, a young vampire no more than 20 years old." Bam explained.

  • @rainydayjules
    @rainydayjules ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay so you mentioned Dragon Age Inquisition and I thought “oh she’s gonna mention specifically Cullen” and man. Jay is so damn predictable

  • @ragingdevi
    @ragingdevi หลายเดือนก่อน

    Someone put this "goofy ass" book in a discord I'm in and I had to look up this review again... I FORGOT you had said it was basically just The Witcher.
    (Also, you said this was for white suburban women, but every single other review I saw was by a white suburban man being like "this is the best book I've ever read" lol)

  • @lalaloveslit
    @lalaloveslit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How dare you teach me how to read

  • @earendil6708
    @earendil6708 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I kinda regret having bought the book :(

  • @lulismesquita
    @lulismesquita ปีที่แล้ว +1

    amei a aparição do gatinho kkkkkk