*HAESTEINN POPE ALERT* No, you are not imagining things! I, Koifish, will be uploading regularly now. And that's not just a coincidence! 2-3 videos a week, every week! This one was honestly so fun to make, and I can't wait to show you lads where I take Haesteinn next! :D
@@Dusk237 Norman's were specifically the Norse, Danes, ect that attacked France so hard that the king decided to throw land and noble titles at them to make them stop. Norman's were the people of Normandy, which is the land France gave to them.
Up next, jarl Jarl Hæsteinn unites the Balkans against the tyranny of the Byzantine Empire! Brings prosperity, the grace of the Allfather, and the art of borrowing the gold and people off of neighboring nations.
High king Fylkir Heastien "the Divine" child eater of Romagna! Hip hip hurray! Hip Hip hurray! Hip Hip hurray! Best Heastien episode yet. You really out did yourself this time! AWESOME.
More Haesteinn shenanegans ideas : Viking Israel Viking Byzantium Zoroastrian Viking Persia and finally Haesteinn goes to Mongolia and becomes the greatest of Khans
I did this recently, it was so much fun. I also took the pope's hat in the the siege and it was a sight to behold seeing the Haesteinn Dynasty wearing it for generations.
My main man/fish Koifish, I absolutely love your videos! You always make me laugh and love the playthroughs! You got me playing CK3! and it was the best decision ever!
A fine edition to the Koifish Expanded Universe - can't wait for the crossover where Viking Rome and Viking Brittany team up to fight the Viking Mongols and Viking Arabs! All fun and games until Viking Jaruselem gets involved...
When I first stated watching your videos Koyfish I misheard you. When you said “Ásatrú Faith” I thought you said “Awesome One True Faith”. It made sense because yeah as a Viking that would be the awesome one true faith so I didn’t question why you kept calling it that lol.
Damn I'm 95% positive TH-cam unsubscribed me from you. I've heard about that happening but I've never seen it. I've been watching you for like 2-3 years there's no way I never subscribed.
I started a similiar run yesterday, went for Rome BUT I DID NOT GET THE POPE HAT. Haesteinn is emperor of italy but without fancy italian hat! I'll have to ask paradox what the hell is wrong with my haesteinn.
*HAESTEINN POPE ALERT*
No, you are not imagining things! I, Koifish, will be uploading regularly now. And that's not just a coincidence! 2-3 videos a week, every week!
This one was honestly so fun to make, and I can't wait to show you lads where I take Haesteinn next! :D
I like this one, too. Will there be a sequel?
Do a part 2 of reforming roman empire as haestings heirs
Everytime you say "Piety" I hear the Family Guy Swedish baker, "Would you like some of my PEE?" ROFL
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"And now, combining Norse and Roman culture, i have created an entirely new and unique culture, the Nor-mans!"
".. Wait."
Hmm seems familiar
anglo saxons and french people getting ptsd
@Methodius -Μεθόδιος- Danish technically. With some Norse. To call a Norman a Frenchman is an insult!
@@alendonvaldor5808 norman was the name the french called the vikings
@@Dusk237 Norman's were specifically the Norse, Danes, ect that attacked France so hard that the king decided to throw land and noble titles at them to make them stop. Norman's were the people of Normandy, which is the land France gave to them.
Bringing a whole new meaning to "Is the pope Catholic?"
Is he? C:
Not anymore
In CK3 that is an important question.
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But doesn’t bring a new meaning to “Does the Pope shit in the woods?”
Koifish should have haesteinn become a mongol and create the mongol empire
I should! Nay! I will!
@@Koifish Mongnorse culture
@@raphaelraymundo6642 It can't become Mongonorse because of "Mongo"
At least the Mongols can't cross water... right? We should be safe on our islands.
He Has Done It
I WILL DRINK COMMUNION WINE FROM YOUR SKULL! -The Viking Pope
Khan Krom of the Bulgars! He made the head of a Byzantine Emperor into a drinking cup... Where will "The Emperor" go next??
Up next, jarl Jarl Hæsteinn unites the Balkans against the tyranny of the Byzantine Empire! Brings prosperity, the grace of the Allfather, and the art of borrowing the gold and people off of neighboring nations.
Form yougoslavia
@@pascaldesjardins9835 *Our*goslavia now
I mean just uniting the Balkans would be achievement enough
No offense
“I have a brilliant strategy on how to avoid knights…” 10/10 joke. Well done
“Damn crusader kings…getting me emotional..WELL BACK TO KILLING ENGLISHMEN!” Had me laughing so hard
Now you should restore roman empire as Haesteinn
High king Fylkir Heastien "the Divine" child eater of Romagna! Hip hip hurray! Hip Hip hurray! Hip Hip hurray! Best Heastien episode yet. You really out did yourself this time! AWESOME.
Honestly think ai Pope should get the option to ask every Catholic ruler to defend them in defensive wars. Far to easy to steal Roma.
I can't believe you keep making ways to make Haesteinn interesting
Neither can I! I do have a few other CK3 ideas lined up that does not include Haesteinn! But also some that do! :D
@@Koifish A Start of something legendary
The idea of haesteinn rolling into battle wearing a pope hat is too hilarious to me
It's always a good day when Koifish uploads!
Koifish - my favourite Viking fish! Love your videos!
I'm sorry Koifish but I'm gonna need a CK3 video every night shift from now on, they're too good
More Haesteinn shenanegans ideas :
Viking Israel
Viking Byzantium
Zoroastrian Viking Persia
and finally
Haesteinn goes to Mongolia and becomes the greatest of Khans
NOOO! You cannot form Israel as Haesteinn! You are missing on great pun opportunity. You must form it as house Jute and turn it into house Jude.
I've done Zoroastrian Viking Persia in one of my games before and it's so much fun.
I was just re watching some older ck3 videos and the man uploads a new video. Great timing koifish.
It was all planned!
I did this recently, it was so much fun. I also took the pope's hat in the the siege and it was a sight to behold seeing the Haesteinn Dynasty wearing it for generations.
That pitcure of the yellow pants dude wearing pope hat was the funniest cursed paradox moment ever.
Yellow Prussia pants
Ragnhildr the Mega giant will forever be in my heart, oh how she was so nimble with the little cakes
Koyfish, not even 2 days without being a Viking
7:36 burdél, we do exist, we are still around!
Though "Romagnarr" as hybrid kingdom sounds cool.
I challenge Koifish to establish the Haesteinn Shogunate!
Even watching Koifish peel the bark off a birch would be more entertaining than suffering all of TV combined
"Where should Haestein go Next?"
Siberia, Siberia is weirdly underutilized in CK3 videos from everyone.
This should have happened in history
This is actually how it happened, just nobody remembers.
@@AncientSlugThrower should we blame the public schools?🤔
@@demonkingbadger6689 Or blame society? Or should we blame the images on TV?
@@AncientSlugThrower 😁 i just know some history professor is yelling Haelstein!!!.😉
Koifish should title this series "Haelstein Ruins History"🙂
You need more subscribers, this is the most entertaining ck3 content I've every watched
Finally more Viking action!
Challenge : take the Become Greatest of Khans decision with good old Hæsteinn as a starter 😀 i wanna see viking mongols !
This is such a good idea I love it!
Love your your videos!!!
Only knew Koifish from Simo and never really bothered to watch, dang I've been missing a lot. The voice acting took the whole video to another level
Could you do a video where you resurrect the Ancient Egyptian kingdom, and become Pharaoh Haeteinn?
Thats the same as writing "where is your god now?" on ductape and putting it as toilett paper on the guest toilette.
I can't believe I missed this video when it came out! What a great video!
Haesteinn: [conquers the papacy]
game: you are sill obscure
I'm so glad you cited your sources.
Can't believe you said holy sea instead of Papasea. Great video none the less.
It was a pun on Holy See. Both work.
“That is not only great, it is also very good”
-Koifish, 2022
Koifish asking the actual deep questions on his sacrilegious jokes. That's one area where I don't have a comment... nope...
Koifish, you are the one good thing in my week. Thanks for the cool video
Can we all take a moment to stand in awe of a 96 year old Haesteinn?
Average koifish ck3 title
“I >insert challenge here< as a viking in crusader kings 3!”
Koi you really make amazing content! So happy to hear more is coming!
Love ur work and humour
This a level of humour that I only ever dream of achieving
You actually got me with that haestening fact.
2:16 Not the Alps xD. Great video though
Great video, bad geography >:D
Of course you made the pope a viking
Koifish this is the 7th time you've shown viking pope in class
Wait, more vids more often?...
Hell yeah!!!
For the Vikings!
My main man/fish Koifish, I absolutely love your videos! You always make me laugh and love the playthroughs! You got me playing CK3! and it was the best decision ever!
Ayyyy! :D
"My source? It's that I made it the fuck up"
not more count Haesting... how much more of this can we take
2:00 absolute knee slapper !!
Great video as always my man
Koyfish: "I'm a SAAAAINT!?"
Me with a strong deja vu feeling: "But when you close your eyes..."
Koifish you are now my favourite game streamer and make me miss Sweden very very much.
Here you go, another comment. Your campaign of the Umayad was great to see.
Man the holy sea/see pun is so good
This is hilarious. Especially the children’s names.
I‘m crying here from laughing.
Genghis: "Yea, that's pretty good."
Great content from you always. Makes me want to play CK3 again!
“He’s a Saint”
Another amazing video!
A fine edition to the Koifish Expanded Universe - can't wait for the crossover where Viking Rome and Viking Brittany team up to fight the Viking Mongols and Viking Arabs!
All fun and games until Viking Jaruselem gets involved...
I would totally play Haestinn's Edition of Fallout.
Edited afterwards to say: Wow! You got things DONE in that playthrough!
Haesteinn becomes the new Mr. House and takes over New Vegas!
And thank you! I try my best to really go hard >:D
this is one of my favorite campaigns to do in ck3
If you go on a binge and turn a bunch of other guys into the pope, if you do a steppe pope, will you throat sing?
As a fellow Christian I ask myself the same thing with some of the stuff I've done in CK3 XD
Haesteinn is the most versatile character in CK3
96-year old Jarl Haesteinn scares me
When I first stated watching your videos Koyfish I misheard you. When you said “Ásatrú Faith” I thought you said “Awesome One True Faith”. It made sense because yeah as a Viking that would be the awesome one true faith so I didn’t question why you kept calling it that lol.
Love your vids, loved the ending for more vids!
I’m currently using this path to create a Hellenic Roman Empire through italia
I love all these CK3 videos but I just WISH we could possibly know koifish's favourite character at the 867 start date? 🤔
Is it possible to make Jarl Heisteinn as a dwarf? Making Scandinavia in to a dwarven empire?
The only space left for Count Haesteinn now is outer space
"if that isn't impressive then I don't know what is" haha
Jarl heasteinn but you can't migrate
NOOOOOOOOO JARL HAESTEINN IS STUCK!
@@Koifish as paradox intended
Koifish has been infested with Alzabo's pun disease.
"Their dead god" is yours too, Haesteinn
bro you are best player I ever seen you should bring back roman empire with this and make actual Romanorse Empire
Damn I'm 95% positive TH-cam unsubscribed me from you. I've heard about that happening but I've never seen it. I've been watching you for like 2-3 years there's no way I never subscribed.
Troll faces at 2022...
Best Channel Ever!
I would love to see a part two of this. Maybe try to convert the other catholic parts of Europe?
Koifish has a viking fetish
More like a Viking addiction! I can stop anytime!
Pls be the Viking Kaiser or viking emperor of the holy Roman Viking empire
Kofish make a leagandary heastin become a calipahte in arabia
You deserve much more subs
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This is so good lol - I laughed the entire time. What a game.
Can't wait for more.
Ah, I finally found my Haesteinn-cheesing brethren, god bless 🙏
Next time haesteinn becomes the Khan of Khans? Or a Norse Khan of khans???
Great idea
I started a similiar run yesterday, went for Rome BUT I DID NOT GET THE POPE HAT. Haesteinn is emperor of italy but without fancy italian hat! I'll have to ask paradox what the hell is wrong with my haesteinn.
Watched a few videos liked them
So subscribed and liked
Jarl is an actual nordic name, perhaps you're correct 😂👍
Commoner: "Good day, Jarl Bichs."
Jarl Jarl Bichs: "Did that peasant just address me by my name, or my title? Either way, he must be executed."
Best koi fish video because fallout reference