*I OWN A MUSKET FOR HOME DEFENSE* Hello HELLO! I have returned to TOTAL WAR EMPIRE to play as my favorite country on earth (hint, it might be Sweden)! I hope you have as much fun watching it as I had recording! More adventures coming this weekend, in both Crusader Kings and other games! VERY COOL!
sweeden wos one of the big powers but they lack the sweedish pepole to have an empire for exmpl their enemy russia had many times more pepole and when they fight poland russia danish norway they wud oviusly becuse it is 2 great powers and 1 dainish kindom dont think an smal north empire like sweeden cud relisticly win the great northern war
I love empire, the naval combat was really fun. Also I'd advise to using chain shoot whenever you are out gunned. You make them slower and when they lost their sails you can even steal the ship
15:00 its so easy to defeat entire fleets of galleons with a single sloop, all you have to do is kite them with favorable wind and remove their masts. Then just move to their rear, open up some holes with normal shot and then kill the crew with grape shot. I got an entire fleet of galleons with a single sloop like this once.
What else was he supposed to do? He was crowned to protect and defend Sweden and her people, yet 3 treacherous kings declared war upon her and he was forced to act. He knocked out 2/3 nations, leading the vanguard in battles which seemed impossible and forcing them to leave the alliance in a few years. He gave them the fight of their lives but it wasn't meant to last.
Skål broder! But remember, it was due to Norwegian gun clubs (supplied with Danish weapons of war) that Sweden did the right thing and left Norway alone in 1905. ;)
Vanilla Empire Total War is better than most people realize. You don't even need Darth Mod to have an enjoyable experience. In fact, the game probably breaks more with Darth Mod installed since it bloats the game code with so much stuff. It's incredibly satisfying to steal Spanish galleons and Dutch fluyts and absolutely dominate the seven seas with them. They're flagged as trade ships but they also come with a crap load of cannons, so they're basically both ships of the line and money makers.
@ I’ve literally painted the whole map as the Dutch in vanilla it was obnoxiously easy because of how bad the AI are and the fact no nation works out how to do a naval invasion whilst you’re pushing out
You can defeat a whole fleet with a single brig if you just avoid the enemy until the timer runs down. The brig is faster than most other ships, so if the enemy has a lot of ships of the line, they can't catch you.
3 minutes in I am already losing my s*** from everything you say. I especially laugher real hard about breaching the lease. Instant subscribe and can't wait to watch more of your videos.
Sabaton, sabaton sabaton Swedish pagans marching ashore forged in Valhalla by the hammer of Thor, out from asguard a Viking ship sails never to turn back again
Absolutely hilarious Going to Iceland Accidentally colonising the Inuit Just to end up in the drink at the hand of some pirates by blowing up your ammo crates after you said you’ll do that to them I was crying laughing Keep up the wonderful work, dude 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Remeber sweden is neutral to keep everyone around them safe from what we have learned and are wiling to do to get an Ikea in every COUNTRY ON THIS PLANET
"A fortress for learing and culture. (the game) Ah a fortress for learing and culture you say? Damn that sounds nice. Being there on a sunday evening reading some books would be nice" abit paraphrased to fit into english.
Sometimes I wonder if hitting the like button during the adda at the start is a good idea. Then he starts talking and I'm like: yeah this will be a good one again.
“Avoid their broadside” -proceeds to present the stern of his ship to the enemy, therby guaranteeing maximum damage from said broadside. Well, at least you guys got a clear idea of why Sweden was never really a Naval power :P
I would love to see a remake of Empire Total War. Maybe even bring it back a few decades so that technologies like the bayonet and flintlocks are more realistically unknown to the great powers. It would be cool to have the ability to let your monarch take the field like Napoleon in N:TW. Charles XII would be a prime candidate. The game would need much better pikemen modelling as well, especially to let them have the offensive capability that they should have in melee. Sweden should also have the 'fire-and-advance' technology earlier to recreate the 'Gå-på' tactic. Generally, elite units should also be available earlier, as guards units and life regiments were some of the first created. France would have not only its horse and foot Royal guards, but the Vieux and Petit-vieux Corps regiments would be present from the start.
Bwhahaha! Jag tror Mora har större chans att bli huvudstad än Göteborg. Tänk efter lite vart ordet 'Sverige' kommer ifrån. En ledtråd: det är inte "Göta Rike".
You know what a smart man once said "Poltava Rode to certain death and pain Poltava Swedish soldiers met their Bane Poltava Sacrificed their lives in vain Poltava"
Oh hey Swedish brother, you're now the boss of Norway! Thanks for making us part of your greatness, but... Hey, is it OK if we trade a bit with Britain and the USA and stuff? Yeah, see, we've got this enormous fleet of trading ships, and we... No? What? It's not our fault that you go making enemies everywhere! We want our own foreign policy bros, but we can be friends on all other areas ok?
I'm from Ukraine, a country, one of whose famous historical figures, hetman Ivan Mazepa, was proud to be all ally of the no less famous king Charles XII, aka Swedish lion And I'm proud now to watch this video
In Finland we have a saying that the Swedish army fights for the last Finn 😉HAKKAA PÄÄLLE! Wiki on Swedish neutrality (often mentioned when Sweden joined NATO): "The policy originated largely as a result of Sweden's involvement in the Napoleonic Wars, during which over a third of the country's territory was lost in the Finnish War (1808-1809), including the traumatic loss of Finland to Russia, which it remained part of until Finland gained independence in 1917."
Agreed 'TW Empire' is one of my three favorite T.W. Games, Rome I, Medieval II and Empire despite it's balance flaws (Why is the strongest nation Indian)?? However Britian, Sweden and Prussia are great fun IMHO!!
Just your friendly Dane here to remind the Swedes that they committed a ethnocide in East Denmark and eradicated 9/10 east Danish dialects *flies away*
I want to play Empire II mod with Kingdom of Sweden bytheway Me: knock kncok. You: Who is this? Me: Empire You: Empire who? Me: Salute from the Ottoman Empire hahaha
*I OWN A MUSKET FOR HOME DEFENSE*
Hello HELLO! I have returned to TOTAL WAR EMPIRE to play as my favorite country on earth (hint, it might be Sweden)! I hope you have as much fun watching it as I had recording!
More adventures coming this weekend, in both Crusader Kings and other games! VERY COOL!
youre right there is nothign terrifying than chargin finn on horchiw alrge knife againt swedes
You should do this in CK3
sweeden wos one of the big powers but they lack the sweedish pepole to have an empire for exmpl their enemy russia had many times more pepole and when they fight poland russia danish norway they wud oviusly becuse it is 2 great powers and 1 dainish kindom dont think an smal north empire like sweeden cud relisticly win the great northern war
Hallå eller
en riktigt svensk person så nöjd tack för att du gjorde sverige bra igen speciellt när du tog danskarna ❤
Sweden has two types of people koifish and sabaton
FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD
@@Frogenthusiast42069FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY
@@Frogenthusiast42069For the home of the holy
for the fait for the way of the sword
@@littlekvinto5186 Gave their lives so boldly
Remember kids never go to war with Denmark or you might find yourself accidently colonizing Canada
Koifish just told you that Denmark isn't real, so there's no risk of going to war with a fictional people.
@@bjornf8518FOR KONGE OG FÆDRELAND!!!!!
Fyi it was not the Dane’s that found Canada it was the Icelanders
Danes by proxy@@haforrunargumundsson8398
@@bjornf8518 sitting in Denmark laughing my ass off at this XD I am doing this wrong? XD
I think the 5% animism in Sweden and Norway is supposed to represent the Sami.
Yes. But we have 50% animeism here.
Naah, it's clearly representing the insidious presence of the Weebs.
@@bjornf8518*Caramelldansen starts playing*
@@knighthunter1791*DANSA MED OSS OCH KLAPPA ERA HÄNDER!*
I found your channel through the "real... hour" videos and I cannot believe whe are back in Empire Total War!! less gooo!
I love empire, the naval combat was really fun. Also I'd advise to using chain shoot whenever you are out gunned. You make them slower and when they lost their sails you can even steal the ship
"This isn't a battle, this is a badly coordinated flashmob!"
This is why I've watched you for years
5:57 I like the way Koifish says "now we lay him down in the Kijasuket"
15:00 its so easy to defeat entire fleets of galleons with a single sloop, all you have to do is kite them with favorable wind and remove their masts. Then just move to their rear, open up some holes with normal shot and then kill the crew with grape shot. I got an entire fleet of galleons with a single sloop like this once.
He tried to pull a Nelson, did not go well.
I can't believe he said "maybe we can hit their magazine" then immediately his sloop fucking detonated I gasped out loud in real life
"am I really going to go to war with Russia, Poland and a fellow nordic country at the same time?" - Charles XII, 1700
(he lost)
To the skies, see Carolus Rise!
He pushed their sh*t in before he lost tho! KUNG GUSTAV DEN TOLFTE, KRIGARNAS KUNG!
The whole idea was to create a baltic lake
What else was he supposed to do? He was crowned to protect and defend Sweden and her people, yet 3 treacherous kings declared war upon her and he was forced to act. He knocked out 2/3 nations, leading the vanguard in battles which seemed impossible and forcing them to leave the alliance in a few years.
He gave them the fight of their lives but it wasn't meant to last.
@@Grottgreta And he sure pushed their **** in before he kicked the bucket himself, a true warrior-king!
I am Polish, and i got flashbacks from "The Swedish flood."
When I once play as Poland I started colonize America when I was at war with Spain and Sweden great time.
OP Sweden? Automatic 10/10 game.
I just wanna bring up how he pulled an admiral Nelson. "What if we just sail between them?"
04:40 That "Kurwa! Ja pierdole" is perfect. Love from Poland.
"Not the Prussian, they are like Russia but with a P" had me dying cause something else got in my mind😂😂😂😂😂
Skål broder! But remember, it was due to Norwegian gun clubs (supplied with Danish weapons of war) that Sweden did the right thing and left Norway alone in 1905. ;)
Vanilla Empire Total War is better than most people realize. You don't even need Darth Mod to have an enjoyable experience. In fact, the game probably breaks more with Darth Mod installed since it bloats the game code with so much stuff.
It's incredibly satisfying to steal Spanish galleons and Dutch fluyts and absolutely dominate the seven seas with them. They're flagged as trade ships but they also come with a crap load of cannons, so they're basically both ships of the line and money makers.
Nah, with hundreds of hours in vanilla and darthmod, darthmod is definitely the better experience
@@sostenos I'd recommend you watch the United Provinces let's play series by Many a True Nerd. Changed my life. Really shows how great vanilla can be.
@ I’ve literally painted the whole map as the Dutch in vanilla it was obnoxiously easy because of how bad the AI are and the fact no nation works out how to do a naval invasion whilst you’re pushing out
Playing as Prussia a lot and barely investing in navy a lot I learned, chain shot is king, and you have a lot of ammo, keep the range
You can defeat a whole fleet with a single brig if you just avoid the enemy until the timer runs down. The brig is faster than most other ships, so if the enemy has a lot of ships of the line, they can't catch you.
YESSS EMPIRE TOTAL WAR! Bring back regular empire total war uploads!
Yes you finally played total war, the goat is back
WE NEED KOI TO LEAD A LINE OF SWEDES IN HOLDFAST LINEBATTLES!
3 minutes in I am already losing my s*** from everything you say. I especially laugher real hard about breaching the lease. Instant subscribe and can't wait to watch more of your videos.
Sabaton, sabaton sabaton
Swedish pagans marching ashore forged in Valhalla by the hammer of Thor, out from asguard a Viking ship sails never to turn back again
Asgard, Ásgarđr, Åsgard, Asgård, whichever is fine. Ass guard is not.
Koifish one video after playing in America
Absolutely hilarious
Going to Iceland
Accidentally colonising the Inuit
Just to end up in the drink at the hand of some pirates by blowing up your ammo crates after you said you’ll do that to them
I was crying laughing
Keep up the wonderful work, dude 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Always happy for anothey Koifish video. The Denmark hate comes with the teritory I guess XD Love from DK
Remeber sweden is neutral to keep everyone around them safe from what we have learned and are wiling to do to get an Ikea in every COUNTRY ON THIS PLANET
2 minutes in, never watched any of your videos before, and I have to say, I fucking love it! I need more videos like this in my life! Keep it up!
As a Swede that has played Sweden in this game to much I found this video hilarious. Ohh en lärdomens och kulturens HöGboRg!
Kanske borde jag uppfinna mig en flygmaskin
God I missed your real total war hours style! This feels like I'm home again
I love how they put Norway and Denmark into one province...
You say that but say nothing about one province Spain 💀. Fair tho but it's because has 3 continents and was made on 09 aoftware
@@dozenbuzzard2662 I didn't know that so ya know.
We are back to empire hell yeah
I was so sad when closed captions didn't come to the rescue and tell me what the hell Koifish and the voice lines in game were saying.
"A fortress for learing and culture. (the game) Ah a fortress for learing and culture you say? Damn that sounds nice. Being there on a sunday evening reading some books would be nice" abit paraphrased to fit into english.
@Ollidol Thanks friend!
Caroleans go BRRRRRR
Sometimes I wonder if hitting the like button during the adda at the start is a good idea. Then he starts talking and I'm like: yeah this will be a good one again.
“Avoid their broadside”
-proceeds to present the stern of his ship to the enemy, therby guaranteeing maximum damage from said broadside.
Well, at least you guys got a clear idea of why Sweden was never really a Naval power :P
Their viking ancestors are shaking their heads in shame, but then cheering at all the chaos across eastern Europe!
NOW WE NEED THE TOTAL WAR MEXICO EXPERIENCE I DMED YOU BACK IN 2021!!!!! AND YOU RESPONDED BUT NEVER DID IT WAT DE HELLLL
I would love to see a remake of Empire Total War. Maybe even bring it back a few decades so that technologies like the bayonet and flintlocks are more realistically unknown to the great powers. It would be cool to have the ability to let your monarch take the field like Napoleon in N:TW. Charles XII would be a prime candidate. The game would need much better pikemen modelling as well, especially to let them have the offensive capability that they should have in melee. Sweden should also have the 'fire-and-advance' technology earlier to recreate the 'Gå-på' tactic. Generally, elite units should also be available earlier, as guards units and life regiments were some of the first created. France would have not only its horse and foot Royal guards, but the Vieux and Petit-vieux Corps regiments would be present from the start.
No way that you are not from Göteborg Sweden's real capital
Bwhahaha! Jag tror Mora har större chans att bli huvudstad än Göteborg. Tänk efter lite vart ordet 'Sverige' kommer ifrån. En ledtråd: det är inte "Göta Rike".
I as a Swede, who is pro-monarch, approve of this world.
4:34 when you have a 1 gauge shotgun but there’s 20 balls in the shell your enemies should be afraid
What a shame, the germanic protestant alpha soldier land of Prussia and Sweden could have been a dynamic duo man
4:16 17:50 The Second Northern War in Poland in a nutshell
A Koifish video. This burns my soul like Fentoft Church in 1992
Am Swedish, studying history, can kånförm this is historically accurate.
GUD BEVARE KONUNGEN!
Yooo my dude is playeing this Og GOATED game been playing this since 2013 i still play it to this day
In the name of Gustavus Adolphus Rex this was a glorious video.
Good job in purging the xenos and the heretic in his name.
By his will alone.
See Carolus Rise!
your finnish pronausiation was perfect xD
"Hip Hip, insane" 😂
most unserious hillarious total war video i have seen , all makt åt svea rike!!!
This guy is like a combination of Robbaz and Anomaly, and i love it
8:36 truly a viking moment
You know what a smart man once said
"Poltava
Rode to certain death and pain
Poltava
Swedish soldiers met their Bane
Poltava
Sacrificed their lives in vain
Poltava"
“I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN, SAY MY NAME WHEN YOU PRAY TO THE SKYYYY, SEE CAROLUS RISE”
In city battles you fight on the outskirts of whatever city you attacked, outside the map you can see a very urban setting
i love this game, but as a norwegian i am very offended.
Fun fact before the industrial revolution Sweden was famed for its high quality iron and the English and French heavily imported Swedish iron
I want a Mod, which changes the Swedish flag tothe IKEA logo and replaces the soldiers with furniture...
You'll just get fucked by JD Vance.
2:00 Aren't you a dad though?
Guess he didn't follow his own advice
Pure perfektion as the danes learned their place in the game
Oh hey Swedish brother, you're now the boss of Norway! Thanks for making us part of your greatness, but... Hey, is it OK if we trade a bit with Britain and the USA and stuff? Yeah, see, we've got this enormous fleet of trading ships, and we... No? What? It's not our fault that you go making enemies everywhere! We want our own foreign policy bros, but we can be friends on all other areas ok?
Man, you haven’t played this game in what? Years?
Is good seeing this back
It was about time you turned away from Crusader Kings. And actually made a fun video
I came for the comedy, I stayed for the world domination
15:58 I didn’t see the other ship fire, did the powder monkey spontaneously combust while he was still fetching more ammo from the magazine?
FINALLY YOU ARE BACK HE IS BACK ITS HIM
Welcome back Robbaz :)
The first nation I played as in E:TW used the Hakkapaliitta cav the whole campaign after conquering Finland.
What movie are the clips at beginning from? Are they Caroleans?
"No way, it's the BRUNOST REBELLION!" 😂
0:26 they live in England not Scotland Wales or Ireland
You need to make this into an entire Series For reallll
I'm from Ukraine, a country, one of whose famous historical figures, hetman Ivan Mazepa, was proud to be all ally of the no less famous king Charles XII, aka Swedish lion
And I'm proud now to watch this video
Well, Sweden and Ukraine go waaaaay back.
In Finland we have a saying that the Swedish army fights for the last Finn 😉HAKKAA PÄÄLLE!
Wiki on Swedish neutrality (often mentioned when Sweden joined NATO): "The policy originated largely as a result of Sweden's involvement in the Napoleonic Wars, during which over a third of the country's territory was lost in the Finnish War (1808-1809), including the traumatic loss of Finland to Russia, which it remained part of until Finland gained independence in 1917."
3:56 ..."and their flying the Norwegian flag, Norway !
Seriöst dock empire total war är fan underated
Du ber om förmycket!
This video made me subscribe cus i saw you play as sweden
Prove you're a Swede.
"Danish dogs!"
we're good.
Agreed 'TW Empire' is one of my three favorite T.W. Games, Rome I, Medieval II and Empire despite it's balance flaws (Why is the strongest nation Indian)?? However Britian, Sweden and Prussia are great fun IMHO!!
The use of Meatball Cannonballs is quite effective
as an dane i approve of this i can learn from this my fellow danish brothers gonna hunt me down now goodbye
Suddenly Koifish became of Götlaborg
Sweden Total War!
The Koifishinging
The gentlemen sound almost aroused when they talk about the school 😅
This might be the fastest I've ever seen a video
6:51 bruh 😂💀
Koifish, gaming + family planning
Haestein's spirit watches you
i think this is my favorite video
Just your friendly Dane here to remind the Swedes that they committed a ethnocide in East Denmark and eradicated 9/10 east Danish dialects *flies away*
And well do it again if you dont behave. Dont act all innocent after being responsible for decades of oppression while occupying southern Sweden.
Noooooooooo! Carl Gustav Armfelt 5:50
I’ve been waiting for years
Says Norway, shows Denmark. Bra där, kompis! :)
Koifish, Swedish? I can't believe it! 😮
Feature the Napoleonic/Victorian Eras mod sometime soon. The mod dev is actively updating it regularly 😉 sincerely a 🇩🇰🐕 !
6:12 anyone knows the name of the song? Or where to find it?
I want to play Empire II mod with Kingdom of Sweden bytheway
Me: knock kncok.
You: Who is this?
Me: Empire
You: Empire who?
Me: Salute from the Ottoman Empire hahaha
Allways remember ;
Set går lika bra med celleri