*LEARNING SUPREMACY!* Hello HELLO! Part 5 out 5 of my challenge/guide series on Crusader Kings 3 Lifestyles! It's now COMPLETE! Make sure to check out todays sponsor *WAR THUNDER* for FREE on PC, PS5 and Xbox Series X|S: wtplay.link/koifishplayswarthunder
Abbas ibn firnas (عبّاس إبن فرناس) was actually a real person, he was the first person to "invent a flying machine", I'm pretty sure he died while trying to fly, which is why I expected your character to die when you took the wings yourself 😂
I love how stats also play a part in the Rpg element Most of my kings were all amazing stewards but my neglect because of war led to a learning based heir That girl literally brought enlightenment to all of my kingdom
I just started to play CK3 and these videos have not only been extremely helpful but absolutely hilarious 😂 To me the best part was “He is blessed with the mind of a genius, but the face of a toad that has been run over by a truck.”
One thing that really wex me in CK3 that university’s cannot be build somewhere else, for example, the famous Czech university in Prague, yet Bohemia don’t have an opinion or opportunity to build one…WHY!?
I don't know why I am commenting this but I have been depressed for a long time now and your videos still manage to cheer me up. You deserve so much mor attention koifish!
I wonder what non-Swedes would take away from the saying "You have put your last potato in the ground". Without the cultural context, that must sound like pure nonsense! Here is the awesome and exotic explanation for this venerable idiom: "Nu har du satt din sista potatis", meaning "Now you have planted your last potato", means that you have wasted your last chance to do something. No-one asked me to explain it, and I had no reason to do so. I just realised how absurd it must sound to someone who doesn't know the meaning. Like frogs coming out of your mouth!
I did a roman empire playthrough and had my 4th ruler and he had like 63 learning with me having baghdad, alexandria, whole of body and scholar and intelligent trait. With high learning everything gets better
Sometimes i wonder if "Wife Koifish" ever gets jealous of haesteinn. it cant be easy to know she will always place 2nd behind haesteinn when it it comes to her husbands love xD
I just NEED to know what's the song that starts at 6:20. I've heard too many times in Koi's videos and it really sets the Mood for all of his shenanigans
I got a notification from know thyself for my queen and then she got an event that gave her a huge health boost so she lived for a few more years, not sure if it's a bug or working as intended
Know Thyself also makes death within a year inevitable. If you happen to die in the game without the perk, you can reload a previous save and have a chance to live for several years. However, if you have the perk and get the message, you definitely WILL die within the year.
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Yes my lord
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Witches of winchester, rename it Witchester. lol
Eat lard, Study hard made me laugh.
“Now to learn Norse so I can tell the Vikings to fuck off in their mother tongue”😂
That shit had me dying.
That's a RIDICULOUS level of disrespect 😂
"So i am in my University with my new horse (Wanderfluff), in pursuit of KNOWLEDGE"
KNAWLEDGE!
Abbas ibn firnas (عبّاس إبن فرناس) was actually a real person, he was the first person to "invent a flying machine", I'm pretty sure he died while trying to fly, which is why I expected your character to die when you took the wings yourself 😂
Did abbas ibn get his idea form the Greek myth about the inventor details?
@@jenniferresner7302 dude probably thought daedalus was cool
He didn't die, he only got injured during the landing.
When I did the event my guy flopped, got "the Flightless" as a moniker but survived so that's good I guess lol.
thats cool actually thanks for the info
This series was misnamed.
It wasn't that the lifestyle choices were overpowered...
It's that KOIFISH IS OVERPOWERED!
You literally didn’t even need a custom character if you played as Aethelreds brother Alfred he starts with over 20 learning
But i must say you created a true chad
If he didn’t have a problem playing a women he could’ve played Auor “the deep minded” I use her when I make Amazonia
He still isn't smart enough to not burn a cake tho
@@bendover2812 😂
Koifish unlocked the full power of puns, his potential is now limitless!
"PUNLIMITED POWAAAAAAH"
I love how stats also play a part in the Rpg element
Most of my kings were all amazing stewards but my neglect because of war led to a learning based heir
That girl literally brought enlightenment to all of my kingdom
He can fly and speak every language. He is the Duolingo bird!
"Are you Ghana go back to college and finish your degree?"
"Why not?"
Lmao 😂
"Eat Lard, Study Hard" absolutely sent me. 😂
At this point the rhymes are too iconic to the Koifish experience
the greek line translated to "the mircoscopic peanut, I wish to eat"
I was kinda hoping it was "My hovercraft is full of eels"
my girlfriend and I call Haesteinn "lightning" because you never know where he'll fall but it's always painful.
I just started to play CK3 and these videos have not only been extremely helpful but absolutely hilarious 😂
To me the best part was “He is blessed with the mind of a genius, but the face of a toad that has been run over by a truck.”
One thing that really wex me in CK3 that university’s cannot be build somewhere else, for example, the famous Czech university in Prague, yet Bohemia don’t have an opinion or opportunity to build one…WHY!?
Because they need you to buy a future DLC to build them anywhere and everywhere.
Alternatively, mods.
Balance. Bohemia would be even more broken if they had access to a university.
@@nevets2371 so what? it's a single player game and the ai will never make full use of bohemia anyway
@@LuckyAJC Single player game? You did not just say that. It has a single player mode yes, but it most definitely has a multiplayer
My proudest CK3 achievement was when I once got 69 learning without using the ruler creator. I took a screenshot of all the modifiers, it was wild.
"Warlock!
Warlock!
Crap I have to sleep I'm out of spell slots."
I felt that in my soul.
MOOOOOM THE GARDEN FISH IS BECOMING MEGALOMANIC AGAIN
I don't know why I am commenting this but I have been depressed for a long time now and your videos still manage to cheer me up. You deserve so much mor attention koifish!
I love your style especially humour, this was a great series i really loved, hoping to see more ck3 in future
I absolutely love this content. I could watch this Jarl gameplay all day every day, and not get bored
Everybody gangsta till koifish pulls his 26th excalibur
I had a dream last night that koifish was going to upload the next day.
Haesteinnn Forever!
I wonder what non-Swedes would take away from the saying "You have put your last potato in the ground".
Without the cultural context, that must sound like pure nonsense!
Here is the awesome and exotic explanation for this venerable idiom:
"Nu har du satt din sista potatis", meaning "Now you have planted your last potato", means that you have wasted your last chance to do something.
No-one asked me to explain it, and I had no reason to do so. I just realised how absurd it must sound to someone who doesn't know the meaning. Like frogs coming out of your mouth!
finally the final part!! another amazing video koifish!!
Morbin Time.
Mörbius!
I did a roman empire playthrough and had my 4th ruler and he had like 63 learning with me having baghdad, alexandria, whole of body and scholar and intelligent trait. With high learning everything gets better
The best Crusader King tutorial and the funniest fish around! Very nice videos!
I am greek and I absolutely loved it when you talked about the mikroskopiko fistiki 😂🤣🤣🤣 I love your videos please keep going
I am laughing so hard when you said you are going to play Hasting again LMAO ... thank God not viking again LMAO
Did PDX _actually_ do that thing at 20:52, or is that a mod?
The Greek translation: The miniscule peanut I say I'll eat
HE'S A SAINT????
Amount great video mate! Been missing your CK3 vids!
Porra isso demorou pra caralho! feliz que finalmente saiu
69 knowledge, truly a man of culture.
5 months later wth 🤦♂️ koiboy respect 🙏 love the content
Awesome series! Maybe you could do dynasty legacies next?
Not gonna lie I kinda want to see this as campaign and see where this goes
Sometimes i wonder if "Wife Koifish" ever gets jealous of haesteinn.
it cant be easy to know she will always place 2nd behind haesteinn when it it comes to her husbands love xD
20:54
That was best easteregg I ever seen😂😂😂😂
I really love that "HE'S A SAINT?!?!" running gag XD
When Koifish gets possesed by Alzabohd, he becomes a poet
Best bit is, I live in Reading. Just loving the shoutout hahaha 😂😂😂
Yes. You stuck with ending on 69. I love your persistence Koifish!
I love your videos man, keep it up!
I'm intrigued on how you managed to complete a full row of dinasty legacies
It was a long time since I laughed this hard at a youtube video! Thanks for that!
One of your best series ever!
I just NEED to know what's the song that starts at 6:20. I've heard too many times in Koi's videos and it really sets the Mood for all of his shenanigans
that greek quote you said means : The tiny peanut, i want to eat it.
When you read Reading as Reading and not Reading lmao.
Bartolomeus I was looking like Pedro II with the amount of languages he knew
I lost it when he started speaking Greek🤣🤣🤣
For anyone wondering, he said I want to it a small peanut
Learning lifestyle is OP. Breaks the game
I died a couple of times of laughter because of this video, amazing stuff.
bruh this is crazy i did this literally last night as wessex then wake up and see this lol
It's funny to watch, when you're creating a character and push your points up to 69, it says Nice for all of them.
I got a notification from know thyself for my queen and then she got an event that gave her a huge health boost so she lived for a few more years, not sure if it's a bug or working as intended
No Jarl Haestienn? What have you done with the real koifish!
Hilarious stuff dude.
i love it when you said i'm gonna learn norse so i can tell them to f**k off haha
One view, 15 likes,
I pushed button once,
now lets watch this thrice!
6:09 I hate for making me laugh at that!
Whooooot, Koifish is not playing as Haesteinn !!??? I vote for HAXOR
Great video😃
I love this Godric Gryffindor origin story
Know Thyself also makes death within a year inevitable. If you happen to die in the game without the perk, you can reload a previous save and have a chance to live for several years. However, if you have the perk and get the message, you definitely WILL die within the year.
Thank you for the video.
Pondering the ORB is fucking BASED
Your character reminds me of those “berries and cream” starburst commercials. 😂
Thanks Koifish
aww, was hoping you did actually do it as haesteining
That was a great intro
7:28 my maqn, you can't just speak greek and expect me to not laugh
He doesn't even know what he's saying 😂
I personally think Learning is the most fun, you don't make as much bitcoin as Stewardship but that's okay.
Try tuscany for learning...ultralearning...
Ck3 stat british lore moment
Absolutly great
those are some great rhymes!
I love the names 😂😂
I lost it at bigolomeus 🤣
Damn you made my day hahahahaha too punny.❤❤❤
Next time, rename Winchester to Witchester.
Koifish.... Make one more - Norse is broken
Bartolomeus sure was a cunning linguist
FINALLY yes
I consider previous consoles as Xbox 360 and Ps3 * because I have a Ps4 and 3...*
crap im out of spell slots, i need to sleep lol
*HE'S A SAINT!!!*
Yes, show this to children and they will hit MIT in no time.
Heresy !!!! You abandoned jarl hastings!!
Please never change lmao
Aristotele-sralistotele? Soubds very slavic to me
Why i dont have megalithic constructions if i have the newest game version ?
I can't make the university in Napoli... Maybe coz i made the Sicilian parliament there too.
Is that a thing? Koifish please help me
HE`S A SAINT!!!!1!!11!!!eleven!!1!!!
I want to eat that tiny peanut,for the Greek translation
He said microscopic not tiny
Finally, it is time for big braining