FOR CONTEXT, the United States Postal Service deemed it perfectly acceptable to delay my package 3x, and I am unable to finish the next video until I get it. The community page voted on this compilation to hold us over until I get that package, so we should be back on track after this! Hope you enjoy it! Have a fantastic day!
I still can’t get over how oneupmanship not only thought that the bitter pill was a perfectly okay game mechanic but that it should be actual pills the players should swallow and not give a list of ingredients
The thing about Fatal that really gets me isn't the horrible things you can do in it, it's the amount of ways the game seems to try to force you into it. So many spells are just "This player is now a horrible person". It feels like the dev really wanted to make sure no one could weasel their way out of their "adult themes"
I mean the character creation tends to do that itself. There are barely any rules to the stuff a TTRPG actually centers around. Look up combat rules for FATAL. I'm not joking. The character creation is entirely mechanically defined, but actually using it is barely explained at all. It doesn't even tell you how movement or weapon ranges work.
if you fail a grapple, you can accidentally SA your opponent, which could be lethal depending on what you're packing. Against your will. The creator just really had it out for the concept of consent, huh?
dude i thought the exact same thing, came here to say this. Those old creepypastas were a huge part of my childhood and i remember watching mutahar's narration of rap rat and thinking it was just like any of the other fictional media pieces made up for every other creepypasta, its crazy that its a real thing
Some more things about FATAL that need to be pounted out for just how bad it is: -One of the creators is known for having a very...interesting personal life, but one thing he apparently does is make dummy accounts on websites that talk about his game negatively and try to defend the game while pretending to not be the creator (namely by attacking the people bashing his game). However he often gives away too much detail and is called out by others for that -The game's level progression system is so horribly unbalanced that it's possible for certain characters to die of old age before they even reach Level 2 -One of the effects on the spell miscast table makes you cast the spell called "FATAL". Yes, the spell is indeed named after the game. What does this spell do? It ends the world, literally. Nevermind trying to find out how - in lore - someone discovered this spell or what it does, but the fact that it exists at all is hilarious. It's also probably the miscast you're going to want the most anyway.
You know im still shocked that someone looked at the concept of character customization in rpgs and went "lets just make it all random and out if your control"
It’s like they wanted to consider as much character creation as possible but make sure it’s all enforced through dice rolls. You don’t want to determine your characters eye color or bust size? Too bad. Game says you do. In fact, game says you can’t decide it. Now roll the dice for three hours and have a spreadsheet ready to make your character.
Haven’t even watched the video and I immediately knew you were talking about FATAL, the “””game””” of all time. It doesn’t even serve its intended use as a system that allows players to act out sexually assaulting other people since the randomly generated characters have like a 50% chance of being unable to live in society or being straight up killed. Its best feature is that casting a spell has a chance to misfire and cast FATAL instead, a spell that immediately destroys the entire game universe and mercifully saves the players from playing it.
@@Davtwanwe cant forget the fact that its impossible to play a character thats not white for "historical accuracy" or the fact that you are almost guaranteed to have a party of characters that are all racist to eachother (according to the rules)
I am actually trying to come up with a defense here and I literally only have one. Say you need to do a quest or something but the people who are giving you the quest don’t like employed people?
From a lot of digging, I found a 10 year old reddit post on r/boardgames of a review of Oneupmanship by Tom Vasel where one comment stated that there had at one point been a disclaimer on the website that the Bitter Pills were (most likely) breath mints. The disclaimer stated: Seriously, the "Bitter Pills" are the only things that actually should be swallowed - they are breath mints (for the intelligent), but have no obvious medicinal value whatsoever. They are not sugar (or irony) free, and may have come into contact with nuts. As a matter of fact, we know they have. Still no nutritional information or ingredients list however
Once again, bringing up that Maid RPG did the totally random character generation in a way that *didn’t* suck, as it was a parody of the influx of maid-related Japanese media and it was intentionally designed to create the most bizarre maids possible for comedy playing on the sometimes surreal casts of these shows and manga.
These games make you wonder what kind of drugs board game designers use because they don't seem to realize when a concept or mechanic is terrible. (And then there is Fatal which is just a monster making an equally bad game)
@@woodfur00You found the critical issue with the game. It is in the category of ‘games’ that have so little structure that it can be questioned if they even qualify as games.
Technically, "spending time alone" could just equate to "having a mini-karaoke night" or something along the lines of that if you're ace or don't want to commit adultery or you're just out of cum.
I'll NEVER get over FATAL's name, "Adult Lechery" is, basically, THE SAME WORD twice, and implies "family friendly lechery". I really don't think the name was thought out at all and just put together because "hohohohoh it means DEATH"
... and once again you activate my memories of walking past a wall of Rap Rat game boards and a TV with a VHS attached playing the Rap Rat advert over and over and over at Super K Mart in Port Adelaide Shopping Centre...
The only way to properly end a game of Rap Rat is to open the summoning circle (from which players have spawned him from) and banish him back into Hell with holy water and sacred prayers.
I'd never heard of the Rap Rat creepypasta, but I had seen clips of the advert in some kind of meme compilation and I assumed it was a part of some sketch show I'd never heard of.
3:33 I like how the introduction is technically still accurate in this context, but now "a little more recent" is a year vs. how ever long the timespan from the existence of Hammerhead Games is to 2005.
I still have the game that was a Mastermind clone (guess the correct hidden sequence of colors first to win), but it's graveyard themed (I think?). It's in my basement somewhere and I haven;t touched it in almost 10 years at this point. I liked the Lego die it came with, though.
I played rap rat with some friends, once, many years ago. When I won all 3 games, rap rat turned my friends into cheese and ate them all for losing. May their souls rest in cheese.
@@kamsandwich HI JUST INSULTED I'M hoping that they get your package to you soon so you don't have to wait around. Having to wait on something outside your control to resume work on a project is definitely up there in terms of most annoying things in the world.
26:55 - my ears are assaulted with cringe and have decided to mute the video. I cant stand it. 29:01 - Really need to hear s baby to even play this game because being 10+ is pain.
At 0.25x and then repeatedly pausing and unpausing in rapid succession, I read the text at 35:03. WHY are [TH-cam] clubs such a vital part of the lore? Seriously, how were the authors even able to publish Fatal without an investigation being launched?
I once saw the FedEx truck out my window, so I opened the door to go get my package the exact moment the guy *drop kicked* it into the back bumper of my car. you just can't make some of this shit up. :'o
@@Lorekeeper_GGuy you're giving them too much credit. Hasbro would probably make them get as much as the men or as much as their assigned gender at birth ngl.
I'm proud (I guess) to say I have two of these games. Pimp and Wench. Used to have a free download of FATAL too as a joke. All as bad as you mentioned.
Did they really try and title Pimp after.. freaking World Of Darkness? Or is it just a coincidence? Pimp: The Backhanding (I wouldve gone with The Mackening)
The bitter pill is so weird cuz like Oneupmanship is clearly meant to appeal to the "simulate stock trading" idea but ya know, last time i checked, businesmen do not have access to pills that they can take to force their business rivals to liquidate all their assets and burn all their money, so like, why?
TIMESTAMPS (since I couldn't find any) #12: The Career Girls 0:15 #11: What Do You Meme? Career Series: Real Estate Agents 1:24 #10: 2004's The Price Is Right 2:25 #9: Pimp: The Backhanding 3:41 #8: World's Worst Boardgame 5:20 #7: WENCH! 7:43 #6: Ms. Monopoly 9:28 #5: Oneupmanship 12:31 #4: The Hammerhead Enterprise Brothers (Public Assistance and Capital Punishment) 15:27 #3: The Diplomat Trio (Adultery, Strip-Tac-Toe, and Bumps and Grinds) 16:58 #2: The Video Board Game Rap Rat 25:36 (Abandon all hope) Honorable? Mention: Oy Vey! 31:17 Honorable? Mention: Penguin Breaking Ice 32:02 #1: FATAL 32:48 (Like if Fear & Hunger was both a board game, terrible, and made by terrible people)
Just came back from Massacre's Mansion. I think a cool video idea (if you want to) would be to cover the different versions and variations of Monopoly, both because it's commonly seen as the "stereotypical board game" by most non-board game players, but because of how different the Monopoly formula has been portrayed over the years, such as with Longest Game Ever or Gamer, or how fundamentally flawed the game is, such as Cheater's Edition or Ms. Monopoly.
29:33 "If you're tired of losing and taking a bruising, just press stop-stop-stop and re-re-re-rewind, and I'm on my way and we'll find time to play another d-d-d-d-day... BUT IF YOU WANT ANOTHER LASHING OF RAP-RAP-RAP RAT FASHING *OH* THAT'S MASHING CUS I'M GATE CRASHING THAT HEARTY RAP-RAP-RAP-RAP RAT PARTY! I'll just count to five and if I'm still around and alive it will be time to JIVE-JIVE-JIVE 1 2 3 4 5 This is game 3!" -rap rat Yeah you'd have to be loony to think that wasn't a demon, or at least a deltarune secret boss
RaHoWa has to be the worst game ever made, but I understand you omitting it. You're dancing in the minefield with FATAL, trying to even talk about that failed abortion is just asking for a strike.
@@mackenziewoloschuk7375 thankfully it’s almost impossible to play thanks to bad rules. Ironically player characters are weaker than non-white enemies 😂
Either one could easily be called the worst game of all time. Going purely by the descriptions I’ve heard of both, I’d call FATAL slightly worse, but they’re both so abysmal that there’s no point in arguing which one deserves the title more.
Have you added Russian Roulette, the Knockout Game and various drinking games for media with recurring tropes to the "Games That Can Kill Their Players" Club?
As a fellow murid, this doll disowns Rap Rat and questions whether it is even a rodent rather than something that crawled out of a weeping hole in reality.
even properly simulating WWB is basically impossible because of the inability for true randomness in a computer simulation. You have to go deep into computer science in order to come up with the best approximation of it which I think makes the game even more beautiful
So far the worst games covered on this channel are the Hammerhead Duo, Campaign For North Africa, the Diplomat Co trio & FATAL (no, Rap Rat isn't that bad to justify being near these ones). Hammerhead's games are morally disgusting Campaign For North Africa is just impossible to finish Diplomat Co's games are literally illegal and can kill you FATAL however takes the biscuit. It's the most morally disgusting game ever created (beating out Hammerhead) AND is extremely long to finish like North Africa. At least for every single other game they don't have sexual assault as a CENTRAL MECHANIC. Adultery comes close, but at least the actual adultery both players consent to. Not to mention the creator's behavior...just eugh. If FATAL was in the worst board game competition, RPS wouldn't make it to the grand finals and Adultery wouldn't take the gold medal
north africa does not belong with the worst, its a long game that will never realisticly be finished but its not terrible. WWB belongs in its place, the reset roll and same place rest is a horrible mechanic
@@randomprotag9329WWB doesn't belong on there because it's not actually a board game intended to be played by anyone, it was just a charity drive stint
Campaign for North Africa the desert war 1940-43 isn't as bad as those, or even rap rat because while unfinishable, it isn't at the same level of atrocious
… Given how much The Video Board Game Rap Rat feels like a thing from a creepypasta or an extra-weird Unknown Armies supplement, this doll shouldn’t be surprised that it has in fact garnered the former.
Hasbro might have done the most sexist thing of all time by making their game meant to represent female empowerment unilaterally worse than the original.
no kam stay away from monoply nooo kam you dont understand *insert screeming jessy in car meme here* cheaters edittion kam its bad worse than ms monoply worse i tell you (i know this is a collection of the worse ones hes already covered)
FATAL just sounds like the board game equivalent of scrotie mcboogerballs and a madlibs filled out by an edgy teenager. I don't really get why people find it abhorrent, its just dumb to the point of ridiculousness.
In defense of the Fatal rules, urination power is actually a vital component for improvised puzzle solutions. Anyone who's read Andrew Hussie's Jailbreak would know that a quantifiable stat to govern how well peeing on something would work in a given situation is necessary for puzzle balance, making the Piss Roll surprisingly relevant. Tard Strength as well, is an important feature of game balance for low-intelligence characters. It ensures that high INT builds must rely on their wits, while also giving flavor and gamba to otherwise boring brute-force characters. The nutsack miscast is just funny and reminds me of Merasmus. The miscast table is a good way to make sure players don't just rely on magic for everything. WIth some minor alterations, Fatal could be awesome.
@captaincrash9002 It could use some pruning. But it is easier to cut things out than add them in. With sufficient simplification, you could make a comprehensive, fair character in like twenty minutes and still feel attached to it because of the effort it took. The races could definitely use rebalancing, no one wants to roll an unemployable ogre half the time.
I actually _do_ think there is a market for Ms. Monopoly. It's just that that market is specifically families with elementary school age girls. Around when the "boys have cooties" narrative starts to set in, girls begin to unironically believe that they are simply inherently better than boys but _also_ deserve special privilege because of that inherent betterness. And I'm sure parents could be convinced to play _and_ force a girl's brothers to play. Alternatively, they could rope in clueless male classmates who are either smitten with them or just autistic and hopelessly attempting to make friends. Because social interaction with a _lesser_ boy is only acceptable if it's to subjugate him. (Yes, I am in fact a little bit salty about elementary school sometimes. Not all the time, though, I'm old enough to have better things to be salty about usually.)
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FOR CONTEXT, the United States Postal Service deemed it perfectly acceptable to delay my package 3x, and I am unable to finish the next video until I get it.
The community page voted on this compilation to hold us over until I get that package, so we should be back on track after this!
Hope you enjoy it! Have a fantastic day!
I got one of my packages tampered by United States Postal Service at one point. I ordered a Nintendo Switch game and only the case arrived.
@@arthorization They are quite the group aren't they
@@kamsandwich sure are
Tampering with mail is a federal offense fyi
@@arthorizationhow do you lose the game but not the case?
I still can’t get over how oneupmanship not only thought that the bitter pill was a perfectly okay game mechanic but that it should be actual pills the players should swallow and not give a list of ingredients
I'm still having trouble believing that it's real!
like i said on the og vid, i can ALMOST see the logic, but not giving an ingredient list nearly sent me into a tailspin
The bitter pill would be a decent mechanic if each player could only use it once per game.
@@alaeriia01 its just a mechanic that invalidates a win, it be better if it hindered poeple at 75% the way to win so theres it can be timed poorly.
Just make it a card
The reason why Rap Rat wants the oldest player to go first is because he's trying to find firstborns for his buddy Moloch.
And Drahmin?
I still blame rap rat for the 2008 financial crisis
Wouldn't surprise me, that demon bastard probably caused the pandemic too.
"Rap rat killed my grandma" - Mark Zuckerberg
Wasn't that a creepypasta?
@@mattiismouse1086 Spotted the guy who didn't watch the video
I blame him for giving me ligma
The thing about Fatal that really gets me isn't the horrible things you can do in it, it's the amount of ways the game seems to try to force you into it. So many spells are just "This player is now a horrible person".
It feels like the dev really wanted to make sure no one could weasel their way out of their "adult themes"
I mean the character creation tends to do that itself. There are barely any rules to the stuff a TTRPG actually centers around.
Look up combat rules for FATAL. I'm not joking.
The character creation is entirely mechanically defined, but actually using it is barely explained at all.
It doesn't even tell you how movement or weapon ranges work.
if you fail a grapple, you can accidentally SA your opponent, which could be lethal depending on what you're packing. Against your will.
The creator just really had it out for the concept of consent, huh?
FATAL does not know what consent is
@@magicalmysteryperson It actively spits on the concept.
The urination stat is kind of funny
I legitimately thought Rap Rat was made up exclusively just for a creepypasta. The fact that it's real hit me like a flashbang
dude i thought the exact same thing, came here to say this. Those old creepypastas were a huge part of my childhood and i remember watching mutahar's narration of rap rat and thinking it was just like any of the other fictional media pieces made up for every other creepypasta, its crazy that its a real thing
Some more things about FATAL that need to be pounted out for just how bad it is:
-One of the creators is known for having a very...interesting personal life, but one thing he apparently does is make dummy accounts on websites that talk about his game negatively and try to defend the game while pretending to not be the creator (namely by attacking the people bashing his game). However he often gives away too much detail and is called out by others for that
-The game's level progression system is so horribly unbalanced that it's possible for certain characters to die of old age before they even reach Level 2
-One of the effects on the spell miscast table makes you cast the spell called "FATAL". Yes, the spell is indeed named after the game. What does this spell do? It ends the world, literally. Nevermind trying to find out how - in lore - someone discovered this spell or what it does, but the fact that it exists at all is hilarious. It's also probably the miscast you're going to want the most anyway.
truly the only way to win fatal, the gods said "you know what, theres no redoing this world."
When the author was accused of making a date-rape game, he said that "there's no dating in this game." Which, uh, yeah...
The first thing sounds like some Doofenschmirtz shit
You know im still shocked that someone looked at the concept of character customization in rpgs and went "lets just make it all random and out if your control"
It’s like they wanted to consider as much character creation as possible but make sure it’s all enforced through dice rolls. You don’t want to determine your characters eye color or bust size? Too bad. Game says you do. In fact, game says you can’t decide it. Now roll the dice for three hours and have a spreadsheet ready to make your character.
Haven’t even watched the video and I immediately knew you were talking about FATAL, the “””game””” of all time. It doesn’t even serve its intended use as a system that allows players to act out sexually assaulting other people since the randomly generated characters have like a 50% chance of being unable to live in society or being straight up killed. Its best feature is that casting a spell has a chance to misfire and cast FATAL instead, a spell that immediately destroys the entire game universe and mercifully saves the players from playing it.
@@scritoph3368so if I get dragged into it would I be able to just cast FATAL to end it without having to play
@@Davtwanwe cant forget the fact that its impossible to play a character thats not white for "historical accuracy" or the fact that you are almost guaranteed to have a party of characters that are all racist to eachother (according to the rules)
Okay but why does one of the armor sets in FATAL make the wearer “magically unemployed”
I am actually trying to come up with a defense here and I literally only have one. Say you need to do a quest or something but the people who are giving you the quest don’t like employed people?
Racism. The answer is racism.
@basedeltazero714 some kind of bigotry seems to be answer to everything in that "game"...
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@@diskydoesruns Hiya folks, I'm.. woke Curt Schilling
From a lot of digging, I found a 10 year old reddit post on r/boardgames of a review of Oneupmanship by Tom Vasel where one comment stated that there had at one point been a disclaimer on the website that the Bitter Pills were (most likely) breath mints.
The disclaimer stated:
Seriously, the "Bitter Pills" are the only things that actually should be swallowed - they are breath mints (for the intelligent), but have no obvious medicinal value whatsoever. They are not sugar (or irony) free, and may have come into contact with nuts. As a matter of fact, we know they have.
Still no nutritional information or ingredients list however
I've seen a whole building ban mint because someone working there had such a severe allergy. This is criminal
"As a matter of fact, we know they have"
what did they mean by this
Once again, bringing up that Maid RPG did the totally random character generation in a way that *didn’t* suck, as it was a parody of the influx of maid-related Japanese media and it was intentionally designed to create the most bizarre maids possible for comedy playing on the sometimes surreal casts of these shows and manga.
The fact that there are two games that rank worse than anything made by Diplomat really says a lot about those games
Rap Rat is my favorite game show host/demon
Eh, I'd probably say King Dice from the Cuphead show is a better Game Show Host/Demon
@@WolfDBKing Dice isn't a demon. He just works for the Devil.
"Bestow Ulcer?" still makes me laugh to this day
These games make you wonder what kind of drugs board game designers use because they don't seem to realize when a concept or mechanic is terrible. (And then there is Fatal which is just a monster making an equally bad game)
So what if you "run out" in adultery. Like you could be selected 3 times and just not have any left in the tank
You lose the game.
There aren't any rules about what you do when you're selected or that it's even sexual, just that you "spend time alone" with the other person.
@@woodfur00You found the critical issue with the game. It is in the category of ‘games’ that have so little structure that it can be questioned if they even qualify as games.
@@andrewpinedo1883 I think there are more issues than that
Technically, "spending time alone" could just equate to "having a mini-karaoke night" or something along the lines of that if you're ace or don't want to commit adultery or you're just out of cum.
I'll NEVER get over FATAL's name, "Adult Lechery" is, basically, THE SAME WORD twice, and implies "family friendly lechery". I really don't think the name was thought out at all and just put together because "hohohohoh it means DEATH"
Child lechery, the Minecraft youtubers favorite!
"Adult" isn't necessarily synonymous to "lechery", but it's still pretty redundant given that "lechery" is an adult-only activity anyway.
Screw you USPS, now I have to be reminded about F.A.T.A.L
... and once again you activate my memories of walking past a wall of Rap Rat game boards and a TV with a VHS attached playing the Rap Rat advert over and over and over at Super K Mart in Port Adelaide Shopping Centre...
I gotta bring that one back every once in a while
Keep you on your toes
@@kamsandwich I am remembering the location now... THE NIGHTMARE BECOMES TECHNICOLOUR... Soon the Rap Rat Demon will swallow my SOUL!!!
How negatively did that affect sales? Can’t imagine people tolerating that horrible sounding eyesore...
his containment unit
The only way to properly end a game of Rap Rat is to open the summoning circle (from which players have spawned him from) and banish him back into Hell with holy water and sacred prayers.
I'd never heard of the Rap Rat creepypasta, but I had seen clips of the advert in some kind of meme compilation and I assumed it was a part of some sketch show I'd never heard of.
Kam should remake rap rat
Have me pop out of a burger and glitch out like a faulty Chuck E Cheese Band Member
Jumpscare idea for FNAF 7 (idk if the number is correct)
Rap rat 2
You are the cheese
@@VitaEmerald324its fnaf 12 by now
3:33 I like how the introduction is technically still accurate in this context, but now "a little more recent" is a year vs. how ever long the timespan from the existence of Hammerhead Games is to 2005.
I would very much enjoy if you made a video on Lego board games since those seem not that well known anymore!
I remember that little Lego RPG one. That game was awesome
Nah, they're too good for his channel
A while back, my friend brought Lego Minotaur over to play with the guys, and we all had a really good fun with it.
I remember one based on Phineas & Ferb that never got released
I still have the game that was a Mastermind clone (guess the correct hidden sequence of colors first to win), but it's graveyard themed (I think?). It's in my basement somewhere and I haven;t touched it in almost 10 years at this point. I liked the Lego die it came with, though.
Actually, spell effect 0889 seems fairly normal and mundane, no miscast needed if you hate your target enough.
Said this before, but I'll say it again: Ms.Monopoly is probably the actually somewhat impressive, because they managed to make Monopoly worse
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I played rap rat with some friends, once, many years ago. When I won all 3 games, rap rat turned my friends into cheese and ate them all for losing. May their souls rest in cheese.
Nothing makes the internet happier than seeing the worst of the worst.
the way rap rat actually talks is the way you would like have a nightmare of the game getting possesed and glitching when sick with a fever.
I played a homemade version of Oneupmanship where the bitter pills were substituted for M&Ms that you had to dry swallow.
The fact that the diplomat games are only number 3 is surprising to me but again FATAL exists so
Can we still get the Kam Horrendously Out of Context vid or nah?
Also, if made, Yu-Gi-Hoe has to make the cut, I'm sorry.
Tbh adultery (the game) always just sounded like a more complex version of seven minutes in heaven
There’s a USPS ad beneath my video. I think they’re straight up mocking you at this point
Well now I'm just insulted
@@kamsandwich HI JUST INSULTED I'M hoping that they get your package to you soon so you don't have to wait around. Having to wait on something outside your control to resume work on a project is definitely up there in terms of most annoying things in the world.
26:55 - my ears are assaulted with cringe and have decided to mute the video. I cant stand it.
29:01 - Really need to hear s baby to even play this game because being 10+ is pain.
At 0.25x and then repeatedly pausing and unpausing in rapid succession, I read the text at 35:03.
WHY are [TH-cam] clubs such a vital part of the lore? Seriously, how were the authors even able to publish Fatal without an investigation being launched?
Ah
Fellow Drift King enjoyer out in the wild
yes, you should do another Worst Games of all time tournament. The last one was fire.
He's now working on it, and we have Rap Rat as a likely one
Tbf fed ex always crushes my packages and the UPS drivers steal them, so USPS is still the best option by default
I once saw the FedEx truck out my window, so I opened the door to go get my package the exact moment the guy *drop kicked* it into the back bumper of my car. you just can't make some of this shit up. :'o
18:24 Ah, of course, the Sam Reich of the game!
Miss Monopoly was such a bad idea
Idk man. It was actually very successfull at being ragebait.
I have questions for hasbro
What if a nonbinary person plays
What if a Bigender person plays who identifies as both male and female
@@ADudeWithAChannel They’d probably treat both the same way and say that you get 1700 to start and 220 on go
@@Lorekeeper_GGuy you're giving them too much credit. Hasbro would probably make them get as much as the men or as much as their assigned gender at birth ngl.
@@Lorekeeper_GGuyNah, it specifies only women get the boost. Nonbinary folks suffer too.
honestly the rap rat looks like an analog horror potential game, especially with how he speaks
I'm proud (I guess) to say I have two of these games. Pimp and Wench. Used to have a free download of FATAL too as a joke. All as bad as you mentioned.
Pimp the Backhanding sounds like a long lost World of Darkness role play setting
Did they really try and title Pimp after.. freaking World Of Darkness? Or is it just a coincidence? Pimp: The Backhanding (I wouldve gone with The Mackening)
I assumed it was a play on Magic: The Gathering
the whole eight and a half yards is an underrated joke in this vid
The bitter pill is so weird cuz like Oneupmanship is clearly meant to appeal to the "simulate stock trading" idea but ya know, last time i checked, businesmen do not have access to pills that they can take to force their business rivals to liquidate all their assets and burn all their money, so like, why?
The whole diplomat section, oh good lord, that shit is insane
TIMESTAMPS (since I couldn't find any)
#12: The Career Girls 0:15
#11: What Do You Meme? Career Series: Real Estate Agents 1:24
#10: 2004's The Price Is Right 2:25
#9: Pimp: The Backhanding 3:41
#8: World's Worst Boardgame 5:20
#7: WENCH! 7:43
#6: Ms. Monopoly 9:28
#5: Oneupmanship 12:31
#4: The Hammerhead Enterprise Brothers (Public Assistance and Capital Punishment) 15:27
#3: The Diplomat Trio (Adultery, Strip-Tac-Toe, and Bumps and Grinds) 16:58
#2: The Video Board Game Rap Rat 25:36 (Abandon all hope)
Honorable? Mention: Oy Vey! 31:17
Honorable? Mention: Penguin Breaking Ice 32:02
#1: FATAL 32:48 (Like if Fear & Hunger was both a board game, terrible, and made by terrible people)
Just came back from Massacre's Mansion.
I think a cool video idea (if you want to) would be to cover the different versions and variations of Monopoly, both because it's commonly seen as the "stereotypical board game" by most non-board game players, but because of how different the Monopoly formula has been portrayed over the years, such as with Longest Game Ever or Gamer, or how fundamentally flawed the game is, such as Cheater's Edition or Ms. Monopoly.
Don’t ask why I took a picture of the Rap Rat
You've invited him into your phone.
It is so over
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"If you're tired of losing and taking a bruising, just press stop-stop-stop and re-re-re-rewind, and I'm on my way and we'll find time to play another d-d-d-d-day... BUT IF YOU WANT ANOTHER LASHING OF RAP-RAP-RAP RAT FASHING *OH* THAT'S MASHING CUS I'M GATE CRASHING THAT HEARTY RAP-RAP-RAP-RAP RAT PARTY! I'll just count to five and if I'm still around and alive it will be time to JIVE-JIVE-JIVE
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This is game 3!" -rap rat
Yeah you'd have to be loony to think that wasn't a demon, or at least a deltarune secret boss
Idk who did the art for PIMP but something about that artstyle is so nostalgic and pleasant to look at. Shame it was wasted on... That.
F.a.t.a.l having some spell on how fast and hard you can pee was actually funny while it was surrounded by the horrid stuff.
Just found your channel yesterday and I love it! Great videos
Why does Rap Rat talk like SHODAN in rodent form
Rap Rat realated creepypasta trauma just re-emearged
25:29 RAP RAT‼️🧀
RaHoWa has to be the worst game ever made, but I understand you omitting it. You're dancing in the minefield with FATAL, trying to even talk about that failed abortion is just asking for a strike.
RaHoWa?
Please educate me on that, idk what that is
@@mackenziewoloschuk7375 It's loosely an "RPG" named Racial Holy War.... Nuff said.
@@sonofloki-wn3vj ...oh. oh dear...
@@mackenziewoloschuk7375 thankfully it’s almost impossible to play thanks to bad rules. Ironically player characters are weaker than non-white enemies 😂
Either one could easily be called the worst game of all time. Going purely by the descriptions I’ve heard of both, I’d call FATAL slightly worse, but they’re both so abysmal that there’s no point in arguing which one deserves the title more.
Saw the tiktok version of what do you meme at goodwill today lol
I took psychic damage from that rat.
Eyyyy, a compilation!
22 seconds ago.
pimp the backhanding sound like a shity world of darkness ttrpg
Have you added Russian Roulette, the Knockout Game and various drinking games for media with recurring tropes to the "Games That Can Kill Their Players" Club?
What you don't understand about strip-tac-toe is that quaaludes used to exist.
I didn’t process the countdown format of this video until deep into my first viewing
8:10 also this has Big Fish Jenga Energy
Show of hands who originally thought rap rat was just a made up creepypasta
Who in the world edited Raprat? It’s so uncomfortable.
As a fellow murid, this doll disowns Rap Rat and questions whether it is even a rodent rather than something that crawled out of a weeping hole in reality.
even properly simulating WWB is basically impossible because of the inability for true randomness in a computer simulation. You have to go deep into computer science in order to come up with the best approximation of it which I think makes the game even more beautiful
3:27 so 20 years ago
Aldrin Games Unlimited was barely a parody, it seems
Ms. Monopoly, the only game with sexism
You should do a video on board game video games (or video game board games, idk I'm not ur dad)
So far the worst games covered on this channel are the Hammerhead Duo, Campaign For North Africa, the Diplomat Co trio & FATAL (no, Rap Rat isn't that bad to justify being near these ones).
Hammerhead's games are morally disgusting
Campaign For North Africa is just impossible to finish
Diplomat Co's games are literally illegal and can kill you
FATAL however takes the biscuit. It's the most morally disgusting game ever created (beating out Hammerhead) AND is extremely long to finish like North Africa. At least for every single other game they don't have sexual assault as a CENTRAL MECHANIC. Adultery comes close, but at least the actual adultery both players consent to. Not to mention the creator's behavior...just eugh. If FATAL was in the worst board game competition, RPS wouldn't make it to the grand finals and Adultery wouldn't take the gold medal
north africa does not belong with the worst, its a long game that will never realisticly be finished but its not terrible. WWB belongs in its place, the reset roll and same place rest is a horrible mechanic
@@randomprotag9329WWB doesn't belong on there because it's not actually a board game intended to be played by anyone, it was just a charity drive stint
Campaign for North Africa the desert war 1940-43 isn't as bad as those, or even rap rat because while unfinishable, it isn't at the same level of atrocious
And for FATAL, he had to save an insane #1 seed for a second tournament
Career girls is the best thing to play during a feminist meeting
… Given how much The Video Board Game Rap Rat feels like a thing from a creepypasta or an extra-weird Unknown Armies supplement, this doll shouldn’t be surprised that it has in fact garnered the former.
pls do full depth on vhs candyland?
It did. It ruined my day.
Hasbro might have done the most sexist thing of all time by making their game meant to represent female empowerment unilaterally worse than the original.
35:50 That means you can’t speak.
no kam stay away from monoply nooo kam you dont understand *insert screeming jessy in car meme here* cheaters edittion kam its bad worse than ms monoply worse i tell you
(i know this is a collection of the worse ones hes already covered)
GET HIM AWAY FROM THERE! MCE ALREADY DROVE MASSACRE MAD WE CAN'T LET IT TAKE ANOTHER VICTIM
@@TheFlame_Hawk sorry allredy too late lolo
What do you MEAN, 10d1000?
I stand up for the right to be a hater
28:10 lol
Why do i feel like i have allready seen this episode.
Your welcome USPS
Absolutely lovely ( ╹▽╹ )
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FATAL just sounds like the board game equivalent of scrotie mcboogerballs and a madlibs filled out by an edgy teenager. I don't really get why people find it abhorrent, its just dumb to the point of ridiculousness.
Just a note: the rulebook to fatal is over 1000 pages of vile disgusting shit.
@@captaincrash9002 ok and? Just don't read it. It's just so dumb you can't help but pity the whole thing.
@@mattsterh7740 1000 Pages isn't just an edgy teenager.
In defense of the Fatal rules, urination power is actually a vital component for improvised puzzle solutions. Anyone who's read Andrew Hussie's Jailbreak would know that a quantifiable stat to govern how well peeing on something would work in a given situation is necessary for puzzle balance, making the Piss Roll surprisingly relevant.
Tard Strength as well, is an important feature of game balance for low-intelligence characters. It ensures that high INT builds must rely on their wits, while also giving flavor and gamba to otherwise boring brute-force characters.
The nutsack miscast is just funny and reminds me of Merasmus. The miscast table is a good way to make sure players don't just rely on magic for everything.
WIth some minor alterations, Fatal could be awesome.
Just a note: the rulebook to fatal is over 1000 pages of vile disgusting shit.
@captaincrash9002 It could use some pruning. But it is easier to cut things out than add them in. With sufficient simplification, you could make a comprehensive, fair character in like twenty minutes and still feel attached to it because of the effort it took. The races could definitely use rebalancing, no one wants to roll an unemployable ogre half the time.
I actually _do_ think there is a market for Ms. Monopoly. It's just that that market is specifically families with elementary school age girls. Around when the "boys have cooties" narrative starts to set in, girls begin to unironically believe that they are simply inherently better than boys but _also_ deserve special privilege because of that inherent betterness. And I'm sure parents could be convinced to play _and_ force a girl's brothers to play. Alternatively, they could rope in clueless male classmates who are either smitten with them or just autistic and hopelessly attempting to make friends. Because social interaction with a _lesser_ boy is only acceptable if it's to subjugate him.
(Yes, I am in fact a little bit salty about elementary school sometimes. Not all the time, though, I'm old enough to have better things to be salty about usually.)
Fucking first?!?!
You actually are
What… actual pills??