Are you being serious? No argument whatsoever, I felt the same way a long time ago when I noticed there's always a bunch of old fat people and little kids with black belts in the dojangs/dojos. I live in the US though lol. I practiced TKD for 2 years at 2 different dojangs and any time I asked what would happen in certain more real life scenarios the instructors would always get annoyed or mad if I questioned anything they were teaching. I'm paying them and sparring/kumite is not real life. They use way too much choreography and told me bullshit like "we train so we don't have to fight" or "we don't let our attackers take us down". Now don't get me completely wrong, I know there are true masters of their craft who train regularly and actually could put it to use like Judo or traditional jujitsu or ashihara. Some of these I could say would be good foundations to improve your overall martial arts, or general fitness, or hell even just for fun. My friend had me try BJJ then I started training with a little bit of muay thai, and I felt actual TRUE confidence that I'd be able to defend myself much more realistically. Just look at the faces of the higher ranking artists in his videos of traditional martial arts. Most of them don't even laugh they feel insulted more than anything, where as he goes to a BJJ or MMA class they seem to get more laughs because they know it's all just money grabbing BS from other martial arts. Most of the people where I trained said that's why they switched martial arts. They felt it was just unrealistic with traditional martial arts. I heard a comedian say "here's the thing, karate only works if the other MF knows the shit" Bring on all the hate lol!
Hahahaha! Man…it was a joke. Master Ken is amazing at just being intentionally insulting to every school he attends. The true comedy of Master Ken though is the satire of many American and even international schools that have become too inbred and untested in reality. Many martial arts started out as true, tried and tested system that worked until they then got into rehearsing it to the point of taking the reality out of it. Too much Hollywood mysticism in people believing they’ll dodge every hit, take everyone out in one move, and thinking their 1-2 years of training will outmatch your common street thug who’s been in a handful of real life throw downs. Guess what I’m getting to is it depends on the school. Finding the right instructor and having realistic approach to whatever style it maybe. At least for myself, being an master in teakwondo and having studied many different styles, I lean more toward what works in real life and throw everything else out (unless it’s just for demo for the sake of “looking good.”) knowing the difference is the real truck. 😉
@@badwolverinex17 J.K. Simmons actually is very fit, even ripped, he trains and is in very good shape for his ages, but to be big and buffed like Omniman is too much. It is not something fot his ages, too unhealthy for his ages.
What I find intriguing is that all of the defensive moves that Master Ken shows for comedic entertainment, are probably actually just as effective as the choreographed dance moves that so-called “real“ instructors teach. 😂
I can’t tell you how many times master NEK has gotten me out of trouble with his wisdom. Edit: apologies for the misspelling, I was watching the video in the mirror. Oss 🐯
Holy shit. The whole time I was thinking that guy looks just like Glenn Beck. Then halfway through I saw "Beck" on his Gi. Does Glenn Beck have a twin that does martial arts? 😂
@A-RJ 😂😂😂 indeed his wheelchair defence was incredibly sensible and well structured. But i can also see from master Ken's form and movement that he's a very competent martial artist irl.
Master Ken is best. His video Whellchair defense save my life many times. I've beaten all the wheelchair users I've met. And finally I know who Master Seagull studied under.
Lol, riiiight, then the survivors all car pooled to the local underground kumatea and fought to the death. Winner retained control of the dojo and the city 😂.
@burnstileinstallation9563 what makes you think I'm joking? Last black belt grading I went to some guy broke a rib fighting two people. It happens, more often than you think.
Why do professionals always forget the groin? They are all now properly informed by a -trained- professional (i blocked out trained because nobody can train the ultimate master- he had to learn this on his own; nobody can train the top Master, they must learn on their own at the top) What Master Ken is the true Master of though: keeping a straight face. I don't know how the guy does it! True talent! Honestly, the Winning Belt should cover the rest of the Torso- and the groin. Body (and groin) Armor, ya know?
I redirect into the groin, reach up and takes the guns! I learned a lot today, thinking about moving to compton or watts or sumthin' and just roam around with like one x-box, one ps5 and and cool 3000 dollar bike or something and see if i get any decent training oppurtinities.
Those karatekas sure have LOOONGGG belts. They could trip over them when they're not paying attention. 🤣🤣 In my country they don't show off that much. They wear normal length belts. So it was a good thing that Master Ken called their bullshit and taught them the correct ways of performing martial arts and the mastery of self defense. 😝😝
8:59 so I CAN'T promote anyone to yellow belt or the white striped version of orange or purple? Because they exist in the style. Upon re-watch from the beginning I noticed that the AMERI-DO-TE belt order is... 1. white (10th kyu) 2. yellow 3. orange with white stripe 4. orange 5. purple with white stripe 6. purple 7. blue 8. green 9. brown 10. brown 2 11. black I pay attention (and I was writing ENTER THE DOJO MOVIE at the time (2021) so 'needed' to know)😉
Fireing the gun like this in the air is highly irresponsible. Since in space there is no light, the bullet will fly forever, until one day it will fly into an exhaust-shaft of a moon-size planet-killing Space Station, hit the reactor and before we know it, we are at war with the Dominion from Battlestar Galactica. And than not even Master Ken can help us, because the last time I checked the Specifications of the Dominon's Flagship, the Spaceballs One, I couldn't find (despite of the name) any groins attached to the hull, so no restomping. XD
That WAS embarrassing. So many people who didn't know the right ways to defend themselves 😂
😂
well thats an unexpected kind of dojo storm he does
although not sure what happens on the parking lot after his performance, in some videos his face shows clear signs of force
We need action movie with Master Ken!
@@MC-ly4pm Can you imagine it, Naked Gun watch out!!!
If Master Ken was a Mortal Kombat character, his finishing move is definitively: Restomp the groin
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25+ years of martial arts training and only now am I learning it was all BS. Master Ken is a man of incredible wisdom and skill.
Are you being serious? No argument whatsoever, I felt the same way a long time ago when I noticed there's always a bunch of old fat people and little kids with black belts in the dojangs/dojos. I live in the US though lol.
I practiced TKD for 2 years at 2 different dojangs and any time I asked what would happen in certain more real life scenarios the instructors would always get annoyed or mad if I questioned anything they were teaching. I'm paying them and sparring/kumite is not real life.
They use way too much choreography and told me bullshit like "we train so we don't have to fight" or "we don't let our attackers take us down".
Now don't get me completely wrong, I know there are true masters of their craft who train regularly and actually could put it to use like Judo or traditional jujitsu or ashihara.
Some of these I could say would be good foundations to improve your overall martial arts, or general fitness, or hell even just for fun.
My friend had me try BJJ then I started training with a little bit of muay thai, and I felt actual TRUE confidence that I'd be able to defend myself much more realistically.
Just look at the faces of the higher ranking artists in his videos of traditional martial arts. Most of them don't even laugh they feel insulted more than anything, where as he goes to a BJJ or MMA class they seem to get more laughs because they know it's all just money grabbing BS from other martial arts.
Most of the people where I trained said that's why they switched martial arts. They felt it was just unrealistic with traditional martial arts.
I heard a comedian say "here's the thing, karate only works if the other MF knows the shit"
Bring on all the hate lol!
Hahahaha! Man…it was a joke. Master Ken is amazing at just being intentionally insulting to every school he attends.
The true comedy of Master Ken though is the satire of many American and even international schools that have become too inbred and untested in reality. Many martial arts started out as true, tried and tested system that worked until they then got into rehearsing it to the point of taking the reality out of it.
Too much Hollywood mysticism in people believing they’ll dodge every hit, take everyone out in one move, and thinking their 1-2 years of training will outmatch your common street thug who’s been in a handful of real life throw downs.
Guess what I’m getting to is it depends on the school. Finding the right instructor and having realistic approach to whatever style it maybe.
At least for myself, being an master in teakwondo and having studied many different styles, I lean more toward what works in real life and throw everything else out (unless it’s just for demo for the sake of “looking good.”) knowing the difference is the real truck. 😉
"You only want to travel in groups of fighters" 😮😂
literally how many lives has master Ken saved.. he's always just in-time
We need a master ken movie like john wick comedy style
John Ken / Master Wick
The Disposables
did you search on his channel The Disposables | Master Ken?
I would like to see Kens interpretation of the movie drive though or the movie one night in bangkok
its funny that there is a real parody existing called The Extendables
Damn, Master Ken looked pretty slick with the nunchucks at first.
Numb chucks
Of course he was
That's Ameridote
It's no joke
He knows how to wield them, he just pretends not to . Not bsd
Ken used to be an actual martial artist before his youtube career
He is legit karate black belt (forgot the name, but it was a style that also use weapons). He really does know.
"Flipping them around like an idiot". Perfect!
💪😂👍
Finally these men learned real fighting technique!
7:35 why is it so short? Uh.. it’s a little cold in here.
What a great line
This guy would be an awesome live action Omni man
Holy shit!
Holy shit...
Omg you’re right 😂😂😂
@@badwolverinex17
J.K. Simmons actually is very fit, even ripped, he trains and is in very good shape for his ages, but to be big and buffed like Omniman is too much. It is not something fot his ages, too unhealthy for his ages.
He sounds like him too.
Master Ken is the only true warrior in the room. Facts.
You are correct. Love your channel btw!
Master Ken went way to easy on them; he didn't even use his Cheeks to disarm the Students!
Theres so many depths to his understanding of the fight game
I've never actually hoped to be mugged until now. I got this! Thank you Master Ken.
This guy is an absolute fun to watch genius... :)
A couple of those guys were late on their dues, that's why the stomps were so personal.
And as always
RE STOMP THAT GROIN😂😂😂
😂
Master Ken, your epic skill ALWAYS brings lightness and smiles to my life.🙏🏻
It’s good to see master Pantano and Premier martial arts shining again 😎👍
Amazing, I couldnt do this without cracking with laughter
Good to see you re stomping you tube do te. The world needs Master Ken
Many people learn how surviver an attacker thanks to Master Ken. Always stomp that groin!
What I find intriguing is that all of the defensive moves that Master Ken shows for comedic entertainment, are probably actually just as effective as the choreographed dance moves that so-called “real“ instructors teach. 😂
I think that's the point. He's not being ridiculous for the sake of it. He's pointing out some things.
@ Exactly. You just said it better than I did.
All totally practical. Thanks Master Ken.
Once again Master Ken is the only one in the dojo that lifts heavy.
I can’t tell you how many times master NEK has gotten me out of trouble with his wisdom.
Edit: apologies for the misspelling, I was watching the video in the mirror.
Oss 🐯
I just had un-learn everything i knew about fighting and re-learn it all again but this time properly under the guidance of Master ken
I love how they just go ahead with him this dude is halarious
That dude showing defense against gun was actually really impressive.
My belt's just an old extension cord.
* hangs head in shame *
Holy shit. The whole time I was thinking that guy looks just like Glenn Beck. Then halfway through I saw "Beck" on his Gi. Does Glenn Beck have a twin that does martial arts? 😂
Master Ken v.s. Black Dynamite.
Great sense of humor.😂😂 youre one of the best comedians around and honestly... i think you can probably fight pretty well in real life.❤
Comedian?? The dudes giving us real life solutions to real life problems.
@A-RJ 😂😂😂 indeed his wheelchair defence was incredibly sensible and well structured. But i can also see from master Ken's form and movement that he's a very competent martial artist irl.
I only discovered Master Ken a few minths ago... I have learnt so much, thabk you Master 🙏
Master Ken bends reality with his martial arts. He tells you how you will get defeated before you even try. 😂
I love it! 😂 best regards from Germany 🇩🇪! Great „students „ !
LOL!!! Life saving skills from Master Ken!
That's Karate Dave's school! SWEET!
that left eyebrow does some heavy lifting
The best way to defend yourself in the armed situation is to make sure that the other person never gets a shot off in the first place
That darn - "I redirect" then he uses his toes --- hilarious.
Been watching this for 11 years mate. I want a belt!
Props to Ken for using the smoking skull belt
Someone needs to make an action movie based on this guy.
Master Ken is best. His video Whellchair defense save my life many times. I've beaten all the wheelchair users I've met. And finally I know who Master Seagull studied under.
Great lessons! I will be much better prepared now!
I've been practicing preventing the bullet leaving the barrel. Please foegove the 1 finger typong.
These life hacks from Master Ken-when applied-compress one's lifespan into mere seconds. 😉
Wait a second… What is up with the full in control nonchalant nunchucks ? 👀
That was a black belt test?
People at my old dojo used to break bones going through theirs.
Lol, riiiight, then the survivors all car pooled to the local underground kumatea and fought to the death. Winner retained control of the dojo and the city 😂.
@burnstileinstallation9563 what makes you think I'm joking? Last black belt grading I went to some guy broke a rib fighting two people. It happens, more often than you think.
🤣
The master of martial arts comedy, is just hilarious
Why is it so short?
Its a little cold in here
Lol
The crowd was an L
Nah he just ain't that funny
1:31 TAP TAP GRAB THE BULLET THROW IT BACK!
Master Ken is my hero.
How can you do this with a serious face? hahahaha
Always fun when Ken pokes fun at his roots of American Kenpo system which he studied prior to his launch of Ameri wtf tae
I really miss Todd and the gang...
Why do professionals always forget the groin? They are all now properly informed by a -trained- professional (i blocked out trained because nobody can train the ultimate master- he had to learn this on his own; nobody can train the top Master, they must learn on their own at the top)
What Master Ken is the true Master of though: keeping a straight face. I don't know how the guy does it! True talent!
Honestly, the Winning Belt should cover the rest of the Torso- and the groin. Body (and groin) Armor, ya know?
I supposed Master Ken's demonstration are absolutely unrealistic.
Master Ken is the real deal!
😂😂😂 excellent!
Master Ken, The Real Deal
He actually is a real Martial Artist
I discovered Master Ken through Covid
These technics are amyzing. 😂
I redirect into the groin, reach up and takes the guns! I learned a lot today, thinking about moving to compton or watts or sumthin' and just roam around with like one x-box, one ps5 and and cool 3000 dollar bike or something and see if i get any decent training oppurtinities.
who is the gyat next to sensei @3:53?
idk what this guy is sellin, shorty distracted me
The best part is they don’t seem to know who he is. The looks on their faces are good.
All in jest.
👇 Groin restomp button
Those karatekas sure have LOOONGGG belts. They could trip over them when they're not paying attention. 🤣🤣 In my country they don't show off that much. They wear normal length belts. So it was a good thing that Master Ken called their bullshit and taught them the correct ways of performing martial arts and the mastery of self defense. 😝😝
I'm sure he has a defence for ICBM nukes, he is amazing.
They went a little Requiem for a Dream on us.
Is that Glen Beck?
It’s a shame how ppl are being cheated out of there money with these fake dojos smh thank god for master Ken 💪🏽
I was dying laughing during this. I want to learn some Ameri-do-te bro!
i think ive seen the nunchaku method somewhere before ...
I didn't know McDonald's was giving out Black Belts.
Master ken youre awesome
Funny thing is, Master Ken’s gun disarms look about like most gun disarms you see on YT. And about as likely to work.
This guy is hilarious
Was he invited for a show or did he genuinely just randomly show up? 😂
Legend has it that if you say his name 3 times he magically appears. You have to a dojo and and camera crew set up though otherwise it doesn't work.
I've already seen this somewhere.
When's he showing up to karate combat?
O, some people might even attempt it for real 🤭
It took them a while 😂
Notice he went straight to the black guy to sell the gun. 😆
What a gaslighter man😅
I thought that was George Dillman. Haha
Me too but I almost still would wager such.
8:59 so I CAN'T promote anyone to yellow belt or the white striped version of orange or purple? Because they exist in the style. Upon re-watch from the beginning I noticed that the AMERI-DO-TE belt order is...
1. white (10th kyu)
2. yellow
3. orange with white stripe
4. orange
5. purple with white stripe
6. purple
7. blue
8. green
9. brown
10. brown 2
11. black
I pay attention (and I was writing ENTER THE DOJO MOVIE at the time (2021) so 'needed' to know)😉
even more powerful than Bullshido!
Tap tap catch the bullet throw it back.
very comical....silly but funny.
Fireing the gun like this in the air is highly irresponsible.
Since in space there is no light, the bullet will fly forever, until one day it will fly into an exhaust-shaft of a moon-size planet-killing Space Station, hit the reactor and before we know it, we are at war with the Dominion from Battlestar Galactica.
And than not even Master Ken can help us, because the last time I checked the Specifications of the Dominon's Flagship, the Spaceballs One, I couldn't find (despite of the name) any groins attached to the hull, so no restomping.
XD
>real black belts
>woman who weighs 350 lbs wgo couldn't beat up a child.
I want to see you doe that in real life
💪
Love the ameridote championship belt oooss
I see Bruce Campbell moonlights as a karate instructor when he is not making Evil Dead movies and awesome TV shows such as Burn Notice!
What if they shoot twice
00:14 Master Ken rank is { (∞) x past x current x future x (martial arts) + 1 } belt
I ask bcs i m new...it is he a real master in martial arts?does he have yt chaneel where he teach seriously?🤔