If master Ken wasn't so absolutely humungusly absolutely dangerous, one might question ones sanity. 60 years of martial arts training left me rolling on the floor, tears in my eyes, laughing like a demented Hyena. Many thanks for re-educating me Master Ken. PS I think having watched you, I now need medical help!
You would not believe.... I was also asleep when in the starting of the video I started listening to him explain what was what. Then Master Ken's snores woke me up and I was like dude for real....
If you are in the ground and your opponent is standing above you, you need to strike his groin to bring him down to your level so you can restrike his groin.
@@RealMTBAddict if you are that baffled by a typo, that is literally just an extra repeating letter on the end then you are beyond help my friend. Why are you like this 😅
If you ever gonna get people to wear the Master Ken rash guard and spats, like some videos have with the bruce lee one, then you definitely deserve a christmas gift.
Master Ken, your mustache appears a little unkempt in this video. Is this caused by your schedule being too busy, or done purposely for some new Ameri-Do-Te technique that you haven't released to the public yet?
See, you are distracted by his mustache. Clearly this is a new technique in the works. While you're staring at his mustache, he will put his head closer to yours so he has more freedom to move with the rest of his body. With that, he will then move his mustache to a place where you cannot see it -- just above your lips. He can now fondle your groin, and drop down while holding your balls, dragging them out like a teabag. He will then pull them under you, up your back, and over your eyes to blind you. He can now tackle you, which he will do, and once you're on the ground, he will restomp that groin.
I cannot take a guy seriously who wears pink cheetah print boxer briefs and talks about sustainable environmental BS. In fact I take him less seriously than I do Master Ken.
My son showed me a clip from a BJJ match. He lost it when I told him it was the gynecology championship.
Maybe he needs an second opinion from the meaghpie girl
@@theaberrantdon I think you lost it.
The guy in charge looks like he regretted agreeing to this 😂😂 Great job!!
You've convinced me. I turned in my resignation for the gym today. I will be groin striking from now on.
If master Ken wasn't so absolutely humungusly absolutely dangerous, one might question ones sanity. 60 years of martial arts training left me rolling on the floor, tears in my eyes, laughing like a demented Hyena. Many thanks for re-educating me Master Ken. PS I think having watched you, I now need medical help!
One guy was so ashamed of being in one of those _Bahjayjay_ clubs that he had his face blurred.
Totally understandable. *_OSU!_*
Yeah, good luck doing that in the streets.
He works for a respectable company, you know you can lose your job for a stupid video.
@@saporob For doing a skit? It's more likely because they don't want to out him for taking thrusts to the face.
Just private property.
@saporob Obviously the company isn't that respectable when they do a bullshit martial art like Bon Jovi Jitsu.
9:10 my man deserves an oscar for this performance
"you are going to lose your life if you don't do the right thing" 🙏🏼 truth
"We call it... The Puppet Master"! 🤣✋🔥
Very Metallica.
Cameraman never dies unless its master ken 😂😂😂
Proof that Ameri-Do-Te is truly the most deadly martial art in history.
It's
@@RealMTBAddict calm down.
@@asadahmed4993 NO
@@RealMTBAddict Exposing your immaturity so blatantly, are we?
You would not believe.... I was also asleep when in the starting of the video I started listening to him explain what was what. Then Master Ken's snores woke me up and I was like dude for real....
Miss Master Ken with his old crew like Todd
And Billy and Rachel.
9:37 i know its a dangerous job that close to the Master. But Master Ken just killed that camerman. Rest in pieces, my friend.
It's not really fair to compare a made up, impractical, social media based, joke martial art to Ameridote.
"the puppet master" 😂
Master Ken's movie was awesome by the way!
If you are in the ground and your opponent is standing above you, you need to strike his groin to bring him down to your level so you can restrike his groin.
Blow job no jutsu
Thought this was near me. Then remembered everywhere has a Springfield. No idea where this is.
Maybe that's the Springfield where all the cats and dogs are eaten away 🤔.
@@somerandomguy9974 everywhere does not have a Springfield.
5:23 Blurry face guy didn't even want get associated with BJJ, LOL 😂
It's private property.
So many personally signed certificates!
Did they all become ecologists?
The camera man never dies, unless it's up against Master Ken
That intro might be the funniest 3.5 minutes I've ever seen in martial arts 🤣🤣
Legend Master Ken!!
6:40 😂 she really wanted that HAMMERING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is amazing
Master Ken is an absolute master of comedy.
We wish you Ameri-Do-Te and many many Groin Restomps in the new year! Thrust of Freedom!
Pink leopard shorts ....all I need to know about that gym
Lot of eye contact in that gym.
@01:03 those sustainable pink shorts would immediately lead to acting coupled with perceiving that its time to play a game.
Master Ken is the best ever.
The woman trying not to laugh is a huge part of the comedy. 😅
Master Ken , What is Ameri-Do-Te ? 😮
Its the way of the american hand, seems mostly into the groin area or where no sunlight shines
@FuryoTokkosho I think it's contain all types of martial arts 🥋
Nothing
Ameri-Do-Te is best of all, worst of none, the perfect street lethal martial practice.
To me it is the way of the groin strike
"ancient gun defense" is such a great term
Was this in Springfield Massachusetts
I miss Ted... I mean Todd
Competitive gynecology
😂😂
Wtf iss that sponsor 😂
Better than real life apparently.
Wtf is iss?
@@RealMTBAddict if you are that baffled by a typo, that is literally just an extra repeating letter on the end then you are beyond help my friend. Why are you like this 😅
@@sephy980 calm down.
@@RealMTBAddict I'm perfectly calm. Stop being weird.
Nate, go sit down.😂
Rivals Sun Tzu in the philosophy of War.
О Великий мастер Кен, вы по настоящему велики и легендарны в своих учениях)))
Is there are way how to stop a Beach creeper I really need advice
We need Master Ken but for fitness industry
If you ever gonna get people to wear the Master Ken rash guard and spats, like some videos have with the bruce lee one, then you definitely deserve a christmas gift.
Great episode 😂.
But Ken, what if I **DO** want to end up on your naughty list? That sounds more fun!
It's so obvious when Master Ken explains it.
Is this the first time the dojo is full of it ;) LOL
Great explanation of how a woman’s capacity to nurture has value.
❤️🔥
Master ken I love you ❤❤❤️❤️ You are so funny
Master Ken, your mustache appears a little unkempt in this video.
Is this caused by your schedule being too busy, or done purposely for some new Ameri-Do-Te technique that you haven't released to the public yet?
See, you are distracted by his mustache. Clearly this is a new technique in the works.
While you're staring at his mustache, he will put his head closer to yours so he has more freedom to move with the rest of his body. With that, he will then move his mustache to a place where you cannot see it -- just above your lips. He can now fondle your groin, and drop down while holding your balls, dragging them out like a teabag. He will then pull them under you, up your back, and over your eyes to blind you. He can now tackle you, which he will do, and once you're on the ground, he will restomp that groin.
Fools, for even having started BJJ to begin with!
Master Ken continuing his epic quest of exposing all these Bullshido variations.
Solid
So new technique called butt fu.😂
Deadpool on board❤
Adopt me Master Ken?
Cool❤
Soooooo... who's the hottie?
No, not Master Ken. The female one. 😂
@@FreeSpeech4All don't worry about it
Pink leopard shorts and the way he's holding his arms to hide his gut with his tight schmedium shirt.....
Haha 505 in the hizzle fam, stay safe out there! Wolves always win by the way... ;)
@@OBieWolfMan-v5g wtf is a hizzle
영감님 작은 영감님 어디갔어요 ㅠㅠ 두분은 떨어질래야 떨어질수없는데..
Master Ken is the Donald Trump of self defense masters.
Puppet master...😂😂😂omg!
Man he want to laugh so hard
Honestly, BJJ is only half of real fighting.
I cannot take a guy seriously who wears pink cheetah print boxer briefs and talks about sustainable environmental BS. In fact I take him less seriously than I do Master Ken.
As always, restomp. :)
His "ecology" looks kind of like Greco-Roman wrestling. He must just be "recycling" some old BS from history, before people knew how to fight.
duh
BJs are alot more effective.
Haha
Omg I’m the first for the first time
Please let me know, if you spend a beer on that 😉.
Not always best to be first. Sometimes it is better to "arrive" at the same time.
And?
@@RealMTBAddict I thought it was cool, to me. No one wants to impress you bro let me be chill.
@@malachijohnson7464 and?
Wtf!
I don't care. I have lots of ammo.
NO
NO
YES
NO
@@eeeeee8762 Proud of you.
Good technique not really 😂
👉🏻 🏆 👈🏻
Content really turned to 💩
Boring bullshit