As a Warhammer 40K fan, when I saw that Spiff was making a race of insectoid hive-minded flesh devourers my one thought was 'Why aren't they called the Tea-ranids?'
The Spiffing Brit do a ck2 game where your custom religion is tea and once it’s restored you can “liberate” countries of their primitive ways and make tea farms
Infinite warcrimes, crashing the intergalactic market, taking over the galaxy and then going into a 20-way civil war while all crises are attacking and you have activated the l-gates and the origin empire from zofe origin empire is cleansing the galaxy
I believe that starting as a devouring swarm means you plan on devouring everyone. Spiff's existence is thus rendered a war crime, hence the -1000 reputation.
Looks like it was 2.2.2. From the patch notes: "Made tweaks to Galactic Market that should prevent an infinite profits exploit from flooding the market, then rebuying, you shameless tophat-wearing capitalist exploiters, you"
@@Exzentriker oh, cool. for any that really want to play with this, you can downgrade your stellaris in steam by going to stellaris > right-click > tab: Beta's > dropdown menu & select the version you want. Beware though, as the earlier versions of stellaris (after 2.2) have a notoriously terrible AI that tends to cripple itself and stop doing anything after early to mid-midgame. A mod like Glavius' AI can largely fix that though.
Incoming Transmission From Tea Commune : "Tea, tea tea? Tea tea tea??? TEA TEA!!!" Human : "Hello?" Tea Commune : "TEA TEA TEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" End of Transmission
After watching all of your Perfectly Balanced Game videos Ive finally realized how the British Empire took over the world. "Earth is a Perfectly Balanced Planet with No Exploits"
I find it funny that Spiff is suddenly worried about the Geneva Convention when he is destroying a lone civilian ship but does not bat an eyelash at outright exterminating the entire civilian populations of multiple planets.
English: We want something of value what ya got. Chinese: We got leaf water. English: We will sell you some drugs for that. Chinese: We don't want drugs. English: Shhh... Yes you do. Edit: Please spiff I beg you the lord of capitalism Edit2: Forgot you speak British: No scottish independance tea queen empire
As someone whose parents are from Hong Kong and enjoy Hong Kong history; this is 100% accurate. Also, I do love me some tea. I recommend Jasmine tea but British breakfast is good too
@@lucasnestler6933 Would add after that Chinese: We don't want a fre... English: *Sneakily shoves drugs into Chinese orifice* Chinese: What are you doing? Will you please stop English: We aren't doing anything........ Now do you want our Drugs?
What's better then breaking the entire economy of the world? Breaking the entire economy of the whole galaxy. While sipping space tea. In zero gravity.
@MightyCamelable I meant that Devouring Swarm no longer has access to the market, not the version of the game. That's why I asked Seltsam Instead of Vasos.
Now now, humans are the space orcs the rest of the universe is trying desperately to hide from. So long as we know there is no one out there to fight, we will fight among our own.
"CK2 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS: Taking over the world by abducting little girls. A ten step plan" Step 1: Be the vikings Step 2: Choose a kingdom of any size. Step 3: Raid their capital many times until you take the king's daughter prisoner Step 4: Take her as a concubine, have a son Step 5: Convert her to the Norse Faith Step 6: Marry her and wait for the king of chosen kingdom to die Step 7: Kinda takes some luck, new ruler has to be female, a child, or in a regency for weak claims to be pressed. your princess has a weak claim. Press it. Step 8: Form an alliance with your queen-wife, join any civil wars that inevitably start from a heretic, female ruler will have. Step 9: Kill your wife. Step 10. Your son and heir will inherit her lands. Enjoy your new kingdom, of any size. hopefully the AI will have purged some vassals of the aboriginal faith and replaced them with proper Norse.
That's a stupid amount of effort to get a single kingdom. Just play as Merchant Republic in Venice, get money from the Jews, convert to another culture of your liking, convert Venice, kill other patrician families and get their tradeposts, repeat easily because everyone will hate the new patricians coming up because they're italian but venice is of the culture you chose, stack 50+ trade posts, buy all mercenaries and do anything you want with limitless money.
I did this once by being the leader of the satanic cult. Turns out the king of Byzantium was in there too, and when I suggested his son marry my daughter matrilinearly, he accepted right away. Turns out being the society leader makes underlings just accept whatever you want of them. Married off children to as many foreign leaders or vassals as I could.
40 cups of *Tea* every 3 hours. That's *0.038* fluid ounces of tea every second or in _Munich Luxembourgs_ (ml) That's *1.052338* per second That's a steady amount of tea, necessary to keep the colonialism flowing in the blood. Yes. *Yeeeeees.*
If you rearange all the letters in "Stellaris", the only 9 letter word you can make in english is "trailless" No idea why i felt the need to say that, but now you know if you accidentally read this comment...
This is on version 2.2.0, so if i remember past patchnotes correctly, infinite money exploits from the galactic market should be patched already. Will be nice to see it in al it's glory tho
patchnote 2.2.1 "Made tweaks to Galactic Market that should prevent an infinite profits exploit from flooding the market, then rebuying, you shameless tophat-wearing capitalist exploiters, you"
@@Ileko1Good luck with that, the reason it is still there is that fixing it is VERY hard. Since the game uses supply & demand to determine prices, deliberately crashing the market & buying at rock bottom prices to hyperinflate the prices is going to be possible without completely rewriting the pricing system. The reason it works here is that the Empire domestic market is much more susceptible to this tampering, due to it being a much smaller scale than the galatic market. I would personally remove the domestic market and have genocidal empires have a huge penalty to prices to represent the need to work through fronts to get anybody to sell to them. Even the Imperium of Man has rogue traders after all. This would prevent buying and selling through the market before its creation, but I'd say that is just an added challenge to ensure early game empires are actually self sufficient.
By the time he uploads, the versions he uses are already months old, I'm afraid. In this video he used a build from December, for example, those exploits were actually extremely infamous in the community.
9:30 The Matter Decompressor is still incredibly broken. Just build it and then sell all your excess minerals on the market, and after a bit of time the AI will begin to just buy minerals from the market rather than actually produce any themselves... And you know what that means!
You can also Ctrl+Shift to immediately send that order to the front of their queue. Handy when a survey returns an anomaly or special project that you want to tackle immediately without erasing the entire survey path.
Prefers tea over coffee, has tyrannical butterflies with hive mind powers... This is the adult version of that show about the Lemurs in the Madagascar movies, All Hail King Julien.
Hmm, i had an idea for an exploit, if i remember correctly in CK2 you can use satanic powers to posses foreing rulers and then release them and if you then offer them vasalization they will accept
Some people hunt for landless persons with no relatives, arrest them and banish to take all their gold. I have no idea how they find them. I mostly get same situations when disrobing vassals trough continous uprisings due to title revocation schemes. Also heard people just turn their realm into absolute monarchy: don't give out any titles and after some amount of lands catastrophic maluses don't kill them and this strat come benefitable.
Ahh...I remember this game, I played it when it first came out. It’s one of those games where you sit down to play it, then all of a sudden it’s 4 a.m and eight hours have passed. 😱 Good times, good times...
Was this video re-uploaded? Also, I found this channel a week ago and have now gone through and watched so many of your videos. I can safely say... I think it's love. Thank you, this is one of the funniest videos I have ever watched.
In the robot patch ages ago, we had a similar tactic where you could take over a planet and turn the pops into energy. As long as you kept finding new planets to do this to, you could just do this over and over.
There was a Even netter way of doing in selling 5k and 10k had the same reduction for buying 10k so you could sell 100 and them buy 10k if you need the materials
This was a great show. Thank you fine sir. Although, I must say that I need to try Yorkshire tea the next time I'm over there. I do believe I missed Yorkshire tea the last time I was in York 15 years ago. But I'm afraid that drinking Yorkshire tea will transform me from being able to drink any other tea than Yorkshire tea. And I live too far away to be able to get it at my country! But perhapps, they might have a mailing service. So I might be fine. But yes please, more stelaris!
Here's a suggestion: one of the post-2.0 versions had an insane algorithm for generating fleets for the Robot Uprising event. It generated such large fleets that you could literally smash through Fallen Empires while running on 0 energy and 0 minerals. Sadly, I don't remember the exact version, but it should be possible to track down by looking at the patch notes for when it was fixed. It was before 2.2 though.
@@puschkulbobe5371 Drew Durnil? Impossible to lose? Only when he's doing an AI only - if you don't play you can't lose. The gay paintbrush always loses when he plays though.
Little late for the video, but my sister overheard your voice and said “is that text to speech I hear?”. Then again she hadn’t had her daily tea. Love the vids, love Stellaris. Keep it up!
The key is to pause the game. 25:34 exploit the market by pausing the 25:36 game and just buying and selling 25:38 minerals over and over again sell for 25:40 11,000 buy back for 3,000 you're 25:42 basically creating money out of thin air 25:43 and of course this works with basically 25:45 all the resources in the game
What was that about the Geneva Convention? I couldn't understand what you were saying because of all that "Undesirable" brand food you were eating. Nah, i'm sure it's fine haha.
I would be curious if you could find any exploits in live MMOs. I figure this would be the hardest to do since their multiplayer and constantly updated by the nature of the game.
I actually like to micromanage my explorartion. Although holding down shift while giving orders help a lot. If setting multiple orders at same time wasnt a mechanic i too would want automatic survey.
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As a Warhammer 40K fan, when I saw that Spiff was making a race of insectoid hive-minded flesh devourers my one thought was 'Why aren't they called the Tea-ranids?'
@@thespiffingbrit Why, Spiffing. Sounds like you've been doing some heresy.
Wow
I came to comment this. :)
SpiffingBrit breaks dawn of war that's heresy
@@thespiffingbrit WE NEED SOME PURGING HERE
The Spiffing Brit is a perfectly balanced channel with no clickbait-Excluding his tea sponsorship
i have learned english today, tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea TEA
The Spiffing Brit do a ck2 game where your custom religion is tea and once it’s restored you can “liberate” countries of their primitive ways and make tea farms
@@thespiffingbrit are you actually getting sponsorship now? That would be delightful.
YAY
That would need a mod. I presume the tea farm would have to be a custom building.
infinity energy and warcrimes, can it get even better?
Spiff making a video on it?
Infinite warcrimes, crashing the intergalactic market, taking over the galaxy and then going into a 20-way civil war while all crises are attacking and you have activated the l-gates and the origin empire from zofe origin empire is cleansing the galaxy
I believe that starting as a devouring swarm means you plan on devouring everyone. Spiff's existence is thus rendered a war crime, hence the -1000 reputation.
You can't commit war crimes against food.
@@Felrika *several regions of the world are typing*
NOTE:
This exploit was present in V 2.2, which was to my knowledge fixed in V2.2.1
Whyyyyyyy!?
Looks like it was 2.2.2. From the patch notes: "Made tweaks to Galactic Market that should prevent an infinite profits exploit from flooding the market, then rebuying, you shameless tophat-wearing capitalist exploiters, you"
@@Exzentriker LMAO I thought you was joking but it does legit say this... That's brilliant! haha!
@@Exzentriker DAMMIT! No more exploit then XD
@@Exzentriker oh, cool.
for any that really want to play with this, you can downgrade your stellaris in steam by going to stellaris > right-click > tab: Beta's > dropdown menu & select the version you want.
Beware though, as the earlier versions of stellaris (after 2.2) have a notoriously terrible AI that tends to cripple itself and stop doing anything after early to mid-midgame. A mod like Glavius' AI can largely fix that though.
"Float like a butterfly, drink nothing but tea." ~Muhammad Alltea
That fits so well here
you are rite tea for the win i love tea
That makes sense
Rest in peace
"Be as hot water, my friend. Then hug a teabag" ~Bruce Tea
Incoming Transmission From Tea Commune : "Tea, tea tea? Tea tea tea??? TEA TEA!!!"
Human : "Hello?"
Tea Commune : "TEA TEA TEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
End of Transmission
Tea?
we have discovered aliens. Also their language is either completely different from ours, or they're British
"An Alien empire has established communication"
Ah, the knights that say Tea!
*UK is typing*
"Making energy credits out of thin air"
My god man, you just solved entropy!
The Power of Capitalism!
@@quazar5017 Wait a minute, I thought he represent communi-tea, which is communism so definitely nothing wrong with it.
After watching all of your Perfectly Balanced Game videos Ive finally realized how the British Empire took over the world. "Earth is a Perfectly Balanced Planet with No Exploits"
Found a Reddit post with a world map a while back. I showed countries England has NOT been at war with. I think there were about seven.
@@s.g.3898 and 22 countries England hasn't invaded. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
@@andresond2 Many of us are still Lions, we simply haven't gotten past the 'stiff upper lip' stage yet.
"If there's one thing I love it's a fast-growing colony"
*Rule Britannia intensifies*
Purge the natives ,secure the gold and secure the prisons
@@benmcnamara8062 and tax the americans
I was almost sold on that "Purging the Xenos" playstyle, but when you brought out "Purging the Xenos, with a Cup of Tea" I just couldn't say no.
Facts 😂
"When in space, there is no Geneva Convention." - Spiff 2019
I find it funny that Spiff is suddenly worried about the Geneva Convention when he is destroying a lone civilian ship but does not bat an eyelash at outright exterminating the entire civilian populations of multiple planets.
Yay!
*Cracks knuckles and invites friends to a new game of stellaris*
tell me how to get frends
@@frogtank4407 Go to the pub.
Sadly it has been fixed( he played on a old version)
English: We want something of value what ya got.
Chinese: We got leaf water.
English: We will sell you some drugs for that.
Chinese: We don't want drugs.
English: Shhh... Yes you do.
Edit: Please spiff I beg you the lord of capitalism
Edit2: Forgot you speak British: No scottish independance tea queen empire
Let me correct the last one.
"Soon you will. Want a free sample?"
@@lucasnestler6933 Yeah that is better, also "By the way we will sell you your own drugs."
As someone whose parents are from Hong Kong and enjoy Hong Kong history; this is 100% accurate. Also, I do love me some tea. I recommend Jasmine tea but British breakfast is good too
@@lucasnestler6933 Would add after that
Chinese: We don't want a fre...
English: *Sneakily shoves drugs into Chinese orifice*
Chinese: What are you doing? Will you please stop
English: We aren't doing anything........ Now do you want our Drugs?
@@frogdoin "I recommend jasmine tea but I like British breakfast aswell."
Not gonna lie, they had us in the first half.
The Spiffing Brit: *uploads new Stellaris video*
Stellaris Devs: Oh no he’s found another exploit, let’s get to work.
Me: *Plays Robot Species*
Also Me: *Why do I have such a ludicrous surplus of food get it away from me*
What's better then breaking the entire economy of the world?
Breaking the entire economy of the whole galaxy.
While sipping space tea.
In zero gravity.
@@thespiffingbrit The truth finally revealed.
@@thespiffingbrit Also did you just effectively print money through that market exploit?
Bugger.
@Lord Shadowspawn Zero gravi-tea*
The world literally implies any galaxy. Earth isn't "the world".
@@olebergst.5828 world means planet, not galaxy
"And then buy them back" and the balanced gameplay starts
"Current" update, plays 2.2.0 when 2.2.5 and 2.2.6(beta) are already out. NOTHING GOES UNNOTICED BY THE VIEWERS SPIFF!!!
Shhhhhhhh
Just let it happen
@SeltsamOne where did you see that? I'm looking everywhere and not finding it.
@@BenoHourglass I just tried to mimic his species and the market access has vanished from the devouring swarm description
@@BenoHourglass You can see the version in the Main menu screen around 0:14 at the bottom.
@MightyCamelable I meant that Devouring Swarm no longer has access to the market, not the version of the game. That's why I asked Seltsam Instead of Vasos.
22:15 I’d like to imagine that “beast” is a very angry Gangis Kahn.
Knowing that they are butterflies, I imagined a cat, who is trying to catch and eat them.
waltrz I like to imagine these highly specialized scientists with all of this high tech equipment running for their lives from a tiger.
I was half expecting you to pick humans after describing the evil race you'd play as
That's too obvious huh?
With out humans we wouldn't have tea shame on you.
you mean any non human yes the xeno are rlly evil and under no circunstaces they must be trusted
Brooke Stern
You’ve insult the cats who drink nestea.
Now now, humans are the space orcs the rest of the universe is trying desperately to hide from. So long as we know there is no one out there to fight, we will fight among our own.
Another beautiful display of spiffs almighty game breaking powers
F
"CK2 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS: Taking over the world by abducting little girls. A ten step plan"
Step 1: Be the vikings
Step 2: Choose a kingdom of any size.
Step 3: Raid their capital many times until you take the king's daughter prisoner
Step 4: Take her as a concubine, have a son
Step 5: Convert her to the Norse Faith
Step 6: Marry her and wait for the king of chosen kingdom to die
Step 7: Kinda takes some luck, new ruler has to be female, a child, or in a regency for weak claims to be pressed. your princess has a weak claim. Press it.
Step 8: Form an alliance with your queen-wife, join any civil wars that inevitably start from a heretic, female ruler will have.
Step 9: Kill your wife.
Step 10. Your son and heir will inherit her lands. Enjoy your new kingdom, of any size. hopefully the AI will have purged some vassals of the aboriginal faith and replaced them with proper Norse.
That's a stupid amount of effort to get a single kingdom. Just play as Merchant Republic in Venice, get money from the Jews, convert to another culture of your liking, convert Venice, kill other patrician families and get their tradeposts, repeat easily because everyone will hate the new patricians coming up because they're italian but venice is of the culture you chose, stack 50+ trade posts, buy all mercenaries and do anything you want with limitless money.
I did this once by being the leader of the satanic cult. Turns out the king of Byzantium was in there too, and when I suggested his son marry my daughter matrilinearly, he accepted right away. Turns out being the society leader makes underlings just accept whatever you want of them.
Married off children to as many foreign leaders or vassals as I could.
Don't concubines lose their claims when you take them?
Don't think you want to say little girls then concubine there :P
@@richardbarbaros5868 not if their father dies after you take them as a concubine
Game Developers: "Why can't you just be normal?"
Spiff: *Screams in tea*
No it would be ea
They don’t say the t
And this is how modern day banks create money.
nipa101 oh no
nipa101 oh no
@@nipa1013 oh no
@@nipa1013 oh yeah
@@nipa1013 Hopefully
"When in space, there is no Geneva convention"
- Spiff 2019
"suffer not the xenos to live"
- every stellaris player ever
What an absolute madman not putting a third dot in T.E.A
it should be T.EA
How about .TE.A?
There's a 0.0000001% chance of zenos on that planet
Inquisition Better not risk it exterminatus
No planet is truly safe of the spores
Nah, we want Xenos...
Mmm, tasty Xenos...
40 cups of *Tea* every 3 hours.
That's *0.038* fluid ounces of tea every second
or in _Munich Luxembourgs_ (ml) That's *1.052338* per second
That's a steady amount of tea, necessary to keep the colonialism flowing in the blood.
Yes.
*Yeeeeees.*
Rule brittania
@@oworcestershire7331 hear hear.
Glorious Imperial measurements! None of that American or European rubbish! I am proud of you, Sir.
@@nathangamble125 [shrieks back in continental disgust]
"It's a wonderful game for all the family"
*looks at it's percussive terraforming only campaign* Yup, sounds right to me !
If you rearange all the letters in "Stellaris", the only 9 letter word you can make in english is "trailless"
No idea why i felt the need to say that, but now you know if you accidentally read this comment...
@@thespiffingbrit - He's wrong. It can also be rearranged to spell "Tealess Lirt." The gauntlet is cast, sir.
@@MarkingBad That's not a 9 letter word though.
@@somdudewillson - Irrelevant.
@@MarkingBad It makes him not wrong, as he specified that it was the only possible 9 letter english word.
@@somdudewillson - I'm trying to reignite British animosity towards the colonies, and you're worried about "who's right"?
O.o
so does the addition of bubbles make the fleet bubble tea?
Bubble tea isn’t Yorkshire tea so it must be heresy
HERETEK
This is on version 2.2.0, so if i remember past patchnotes correctly, infinite money exploits from the galactic market should be patched already. Will be nice to see it in al it's glory tho
patchnote 2.2.1 "Made tweaks to Galactic Market that should prevent an infinite profits exploit from flooding the market, then rebuying, you shameless tophat-wearing capitalist exploiters, you"
@@vabese I love the stellaris patchnotes
@@thespiffingbrit if you get your market fee down to 10% it still works.
Its been fixed
All game developers should be subscribed to Spiffing just so they know when one of their games pops up.
It's crazy that this exploit hasn't been fixed yet. It's been in the game since december
@@Ileko1Good luck with that, the reason it is still there is that fixing it is VERY hard. Since the game uses supply & demand to determine prices, deliberately crashing the market & buying at rock bottom prices to hyperinflate the prices is going to be possible without completely rewriting the pricing system.
The reason it works here is that the Empire domestic market is much more susceptible to this tampering, due to it being a much smaller scale than the galatic market. I would personally remove the domestic market and have genocidal empires have a huge penalty to prices to represent the need to work through fronts to get anybody to sell to them. Even the Imperium of Man has rogue traders after all. This would prevent buying and selling through the market before its creation, but I'd say that is just an added challenge to ensure early game empires are actually self sufficient.
@@Ileko1 Actually its fixed, in 2.2.3 (i think) and as you can see at beginning,he plays 2.2.0
I see. That makes sense. Last time I played it was still in the game and figured he had the newest version.
By the time he uploads, the versions he uses are already months old, I'm afraid. In this video he used a build from December, for example, those exploits were actually extremely infamous in the community.
9:30 The Matter Decompressor is still incredibly broken. Just build it and then sell all your excess minerals on the market, and after a bit of time the AI will begin to just buy minerals from the market rather than actually produce any themselves...
And you know what that means!
22:16
Clearly a Crusader got on board and DEUS VULT'ed his way through some butterflies
I will watch this tomorrow at five, when I've tea.
"At the end of the day it's just another area to put more of our population" - British Colonialism in a single quote.
Yay. Definitedly yay. I haven't even played stellaris, but this looks awesome.
its a good game
And it is getting much better in patch 2.2.6 ^^
An interstellar, swarming hivemided colony aimed with a single goal. This man has made the Borg
That works. Although I was thinking he made the Rachni.
@@propheinx2250 ah, i havent played mass effect myself so i dont know much about that but ill take your word for it good sir.
I would like to add the Flood to the inter dimensional hive mind that crosses sci fi!
@@Acrophobia2 sure why not?, all kids in the pool.
You... You CAN shift click orders on the science ship to queue them...
You can also Ctrl+Shift to immediately send that order to the front of their queue. Handy when a survey returns an anomaly or special project that you want to tackle immediately without erasing the entire survey path.
@@Skulker42 Fucking hell, I've *never* known that, and it's never been explained *anywhere*. Finally! Thanks a lot!
Anonymous1to9 OMG, thank you
You can also press alt+f4 to instantly win the game
@@emperorzoltar6938 no that deletes all the other orders
"Pick of some kind"
That's a welding torch.
anything's a pick of some kind if you're brave enough
AN AMERICAN SALUTE TO A UNION JACK!!! SPIFF HOW COULD YOU!!!!
(Facepalm) Nonono, you require Fresh Water to make tea.
The Spiffing Brit I suggest reconsidering your actions (*holds box of tea over Boston harbor*)
@PJ Almighty but the tea!
never spill tea if you have leftover tea send it to spiff he can help you drink the rests for you
TI- 42 mongols disagree.
Wait a minute. This is 2.2.0
Prefers tea over coffee, has tyrannical butterflies with hive mind powers... This is the adult version of that show about the Lemurs in the Madagascar movies, All Hail King Julien.
Dear god
New drinking game:
Take a sip of your tea every time Spiff says "ladies and gentlemen".
why not just call them “the communitea”?
or "tea union"
The Tea U
@@theeddcp9958 THE TEA U
I apologize my lord Spiff, but I am a not-tea drinker. Nor do I drink the bean water.
@@thespiffingbrit I do not beverage the drinks that give me the energy.
@@thespiffingbrit May I still be permitted to subscribe?
i drink beans
Funfact Coffee isn't even a bean. Just a seed that has a similar appearance of one. But that doesn't mean I drink "Seed water."
@@thespiffingbrit Thank you, o great British overlord of the tea.
I could make a meme comment, but I am busy watching the video.
Wait if The Spiffing Brit just decided those aliens will be food, and spiff is selling his food for energy.
*_Is Spiff engaging in the Slave trade?!_*
Nah he's selling flesh as food
I mean... That is the essence of Britain
I think the 2.2.2 patch notes shows that Paradox either watched this video, or at least heard of it. Their patch notes were a funny read!
I see you've uploaded right when the tea was done, excellent work.
Hmm, i had an idea for an exploit, if i remember correctly in CK2 you can use satanic powers to posses foreing rulers and then release them and if you then offer them vasalization they will accept
Some people hunt for landless persons with no relatives, arrest them and banish to take all their gold. I have no idea how they find them. I mostly get same situations when disrobing vassals trough continous uprisings due to title revocation schemes.
Also heard people just turn their realm into absolute monarchy: don't give out any titles and after some amount of lands catastrophic maluses don't kill them and this strat come benefitable.
Spiffing brit sees balanced game
*licks lips*
Ahh...I remember this game, I played it when it first came out. It’s one of those games where you sit down to play it, then all of a sudden it’s 4 a.m and eight hours have passed. 😱
Good times, good times...
22:10
How much do you want to bet that it's an emu?
The butterfly people clearly have the best animated portrait XD
Hold up, out of tea,I need to go SCUBA diving in the harbor real quick.
When will you upload the CK2, EU4, Vic2 and HOI4 of this megacampaign series?
In the early game, you can queue up orders by holding shift. Nice video as usual, can't wait to try it myself.
They fixed the unlimited energy credits thing in a recent patch. I think Johann explicitly called it out in the patch notes quite hilariously
What a tea-rrific video, Spiff
Infini-tea resources, completely balanced like tea
YAY! more stellaris, Im loving your videos, so glad I subbed a few weeks back.
Measuring time through cups of tea. I’m proud of this channel
Spiff does a better job advertising without sponsors than every other channel that takes 2 minutes of video time to show you their sponsor
Was this video re-uploaded? Also, I found this channel a week ago and have now gone through and watched so many of your videos. I can safely say... I think it's love. Thank you, this is one of the funniest videos I have ever watched.
I didn’t see any supply ship. Did you see any supply ship?
Supp..... What?
A ship? With supplies in it? Interesting! We should do that!
@@AgenderFordMustang45 they will never know what hit them
what is a ship ? relation ship?
Tea for the tea god, cups for the cup throne!
Well I found the hidden teabag, it was rather tricky, also spiff you have gotten me back into drinking tea.
22:45 They had managed to capture a wild: *Tea "Sipping" Britt* Beast
Spiff: A very British man, queen lover and tea worshipper and all.
Me: chuckles at Create New Empire
4 and a half minutes per cup of tea spiff that is not enough tea
been watching a lot of this stuff.
and i still dont know if he is actually sponsored by Yorkshire Tea or not...
He IS Yorkshire Tea
commune of tea has called cancelling meeting everyone meet in the basement at 8pm
Ahhh; you're using the broken 2.2.0 version from 3 months ago instead of the recent one, that would explain it.
the funny thing is, that this exploit even works with the 2.2.5 version, when you get the market fee down to about 10 to 20%.
In the robot patch ages ago, we had a similar tactic where you could take over a planet and turn the pops into energy. As long as you kept finding new planets to do this to, you could just do this over and over.
No supply ship here. The Firal should be more careful if you ask me.
You could even say, that manual exploration is... TEAdious
There was a Even netter way of doing in selling 5k and 10k had the same reduction for buying 10k so you could sell 100 and them buy 10k if you need the materials
This was a great show. Thank you fine sir. Although, I must say that I need to try Yorkshire tea the next time I'm over there. I do believe I missed Yorkshire tea the last time I was in York 15 years ago. But I'm afraid that drinking Yorkshire tea will transform me from being able to drink any other tea than Yorkshire tea. And I live too far away to be able to get it at my country! But perhapps, they might have a mailing service. So I might be fine. But yes please, more stelaris!
Here's a suggestion: one of the post-2.0 versions had an insane algorithm for generating fleets for the Robot Uprising event. It generated such large fleets that you could literally smash through Fallen Empires while running on 0 energy and 0 minerals. Sadly, I don't remember the exact version, but it should be possible to track down by looking at the patch notes for when it was fixed. It was before 2.2 though.
Supply ship? What supply ship? I certainly didn't see any supply ship.
when the spiffing brit says broken he means hes changed the game to purposely become op and make it impossible to lose
You unfortunately confused this channel with "Drew Durnil".
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Drew Durnil? Impossible to lose?
Only when he's doing an AI only - if you don't play you can't lose. The gay paintbrush always loses when he plays though.
yay more stellaris!
Loltastic. Reminds me of trading in "Morrowind" - with high Speech you could buy things from NPCs, then sell them for more gold to the same NPCs. XD
Little late for the video, but my sister overheard your voice and said “is that text to speech I hear?”. Then again she hadn’t had her daily tea. Love the vids, love Stellaris. Keep it up!
Supply ship? All I saw was a tea delivery ship.
Disassembled into food. Excellent indeed…
You must Assemble the Infini-Tea Gauntlet!
The key is to pause the game. 25:34
exploit the market by pausing the
25:36 game and just buying and selling
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minerals over and over again sell for
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11,000 buy back for 3,000 you're
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basically creating money out of thin air
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and of course this works with basically
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all the resources in the game
in best Sgt Shultz impression. "I see nothing" in response to the supplies
Absolutely terrifying as always.
What was that about the Geneva Convention? I couldn't understand what you were saying because of all that "Undesirable" brand food you were eating. Nah, i'm sure it's fine haha.
I watched this with a nice hot mug... of hot chocolate. I am chaos incarnate
Tea- Lawful Evil
Hot Chocolate- Chaotic Neutral
Coffee- Chaotic Good
I hope he makes more, this is fun!
Indefinitely yay, spiff. This absolutely broken - sorry, completely balanced gameplay was quite entertaining.
I am looking forward to more!
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Is that "if the emperor had an text-to-speak device" refrence?
Yup.
I would be curious if you could find any exploits in live MMOs. I figure this would be the hardest to do since their multiplayer and constantly updated by the nature of the game.
“Look at the size of that thing!”
That’s what she said
Who's that then, the tea lady...?
I actually like to micromanage my explorartion. Although holding down shift while giving orders help a lot. If setting multiple orders at same time wasnt a mechanic i too would want automatic survey.
Machine Empires get a bonus to mineral production. Driven Assimilators can stack Pop Growth and Pop Assembly.