RISE OF NATIONS IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - But Everything Is Broken

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  • @puschkulbobe5371
    @puschkulbobe5371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3519

    Attrition should also apply to your own population for maximum sovietness.

    • @ILiekFishes
      @ILiekFishes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      this made me laugh more than i care to admit

    • @wardedthorn6523
      @wardedthorn6523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Honestly pretty accurrate

    • @KainYusanagi
      @KainYusanagi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      >Implying that the Ukrainians were considered Russian civilians

    • @Ilposeidonll
      @Ilposeidonll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Will there be purging as well?

    • @BloodfelX
      @BloodfelX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Remember troops, we won't give you a gun - so when someone with a gun dies go ahead and take their gun.

  • @WizoIstGott
    @WizoIstGott 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3083

    A british guy commiting war crimes against underdeveloped nations. Nothing unusual here.

    • @TheTendermen
      @TheTendermen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Also British guy taxing his own citizens because gold

    • @pnutimusthe1st
      @pnutimusthe1st 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Paperclown a quick google search showed this to be wrong. I could be mistaken but if you got proof this happens can you show me?
      I agree with you btw if this happens it’s fucking stupid.

    • @pnutimusthe1st
      @pnutimusthe1st 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Paperclown okay but that isn’t proof that what you said still happens like you said it does. All that means is you don’t like taxes. It doesn’t mean Canada and Australia pay taxes to the queen of England. Do you have anything you could link that shows Canada and Australia pay taxes to the queen ?

    • @pnutimusthe1st
      @pnutimusthe1st 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Paperclown or are you one of them people that don’t need proof to believe something?
      If so I’m god send me money

    • @pnutimusthe1st
      @pnutimusthe1st 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Paperclown who is “the dude” you are talking about I really hope you are not referring to yourself as “the dude” since my comments are aimed at you no one else I would just like to know if Canadians and Australians still pay taxes to the British Queen like YOU said. Because I can not find anything to support this. If you can I would like to see it.

  • @adicawidasuparman9144
    @adicawidasuparman9144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    >having tear while hearing soviet anthem
    spiff is a KGB sleeper agent confirmed

  • @L0LWTF1337
    @L0LWTF1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    I remember missile shield. At A Lan party everyone was immune to missiles. But we couldn't kill the enemy team cause the shield only blocks enemy missiles. So they just constantly nuked their own territory to kill our advancing army. Ended in a draw.

    • @cpttrps5376
      @cpttrps5376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      L0LWTF1337 I use this strat exactly

    • @raimonestanol8234
      @raimonestanol8234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do u have air battles then?

    • @MrKULVIS
      @MrKULVIS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      use special forces and bombers to wipe missle silos

    • @daniellxnder
      @daniellxnder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sound like what the Belkans did

    • @imspudus
      @imspudus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s the best scorched earth strategy ever lol 💥

  • @thebiggumsmac
    @thebiggumsmac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    The Egyptians are also ridiculously overpowered. You can have 7 farms per city (i think granaries are free too or something?) You can have 2 wonders in the same city and can build wonders a whole age ahead of you or anyone else. Other shit too but basically they're playing the game on fast forward

    • @MrWindow789456
      @MrWindow789456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Yeah, that's the 2nd best civ for me. The top #1 civ for me is Bantu. Cities are ridiculously 75% cheaper and can be built 2x each civic research. This help to claim lands and regional resources much quicker than your enemies. Also +100% population limit from militia research is also OP, which exceeds total population by 25%. Almost all units move 25% faster so that's another great bonus.

    • @grk31fr44
      @grk31fr44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      How about the Iroquois (in Thrones and Patriots extension), who can send their troops through woods or the chinese that can insta-spawn civilians ?

    • @patriciusvunkempen102
      @patriciusvunkempen102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      basicly every nation is completely op in their own way

    • @patriciusvunkempen102
      @patriciusvunkempen102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@grk31fr44 i had to fuckign laugh at the chinese instaspawning

    • @ironsoul941
      @ironsoul941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Kyle Shade problem is egypt will have all wonders ahead of you. you basically have to rush the Egyptians if you're against a skilled player.

  • @Giercownik7
    @Giercownik7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    "Aztecs are species" Spoken like a true Englishman.

    • @eduardopupucon
      @eduardopupucon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      *spaniard

    • @MikhailPashkovski
      @MikhailPashkovski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      AYAYAYA!

    • @badideagenerator2315
      @badideagenerator2315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MikhailPashkovski *aztec dubstep intensifies*

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@eduardopupucon
      The Spaniards mingled with the Aztecs, thus, Spaniards are the same species as Aztecs, but still different from Englishmen

    • @MrVirtual_W
      @MrVirtual_W 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Russia for ever

  • @genesischampion9678
    @genesischampion9678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    "They're trying to destroy this massive tower, it's just not going to work ladies and gentlemen, the attrition is just too powerful, and they have all died"
    -Literally the moment he scrolls away the tower dies and there's like 15 enemies that aren't in attrition.
    10/10 commentary.

    • @lukespencer6846
      @lukespencer6846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@JuniorJuni070 wow telling people to hang themselves online for no reason you're so cool and edgy wow everyone is impressed

    • @fanboythree283
      @fanboythree283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      clap clap. No tea for you

    • @kevinzhu6417
      @kevinzhu6417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lukespencer6846 just one lookat the username and you can see why he is so edgy 😂

  • @SirCycloneVEVO
    @SirCycloneVEVO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    "From Civilian Casulties to Maximum Nuclear War Crimes"
    Who are you and what have you done with Valefisk!?

    • @wahlex841
      @wahlex841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wait... this is not Valefisk?!

    • @Forgetthereality
      @Forgetthereality 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Roses are red
      Violets are fucking violet
      This isnt Valefisk
      So we riot
      (Nah no riot. Love you spiff)

  • @truewalter4193
    @truewalter4193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    "The amount of nukes make me cry tears of joy..." Gandhi

    • @codeplaysgames7681
      @codeplaysgames7681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dude Gandhi never saw nuclear weapons grow.

    • @bertjesklotepino
      @bertjesklotepino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@codeplaysgames7681 Out of curiosity: have you ever seen Nuclear Weapons Grow?

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@bertjesklotepino I walk along the nuke fields every morning. They're especially beautiful in spring.

    • @andgames9805
      @andgames9805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wrong strategy game.

    • @alexanderharris5022
      @alexanderharris5022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      CodePlaysGames He died in 1948, fairly certain he saw the startings of The Cold War and he certainly saw the end of WWII.

  • @lukematney7062
    @lukematney7062 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1982

    What did WW2 teach us?
    It's not war crimes if you win.

    • @CottidaeSEA
      @CottidaeSEA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Some proverbs;
      The thief that is not caught is a king.
      Conquerors are kings; the beaten are bandits.
      Cheaters never win, winners never cheat.
      And let's finish it off with a quote.
      “History is always written by the winners. When two cultures clash, the loser is obliterated, and the winner writes the history books-books which glorify their own cause and disparage the conquered foe. As Napoleon once said, 'What is history, but a fable agreed upon?”
      - Dan Brown, The Da Vinci Code

    • @aries9269
      @aries9269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@CottidaeSEA This is actually very poetic. In a bitter Sweet way of course.

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@CottidaeSEA
      I know that it's poetic and all, but the sentence "history is written by the winners" is shit. Case in point, 8th century Lindisfarne.

    • @wolf310ii
      @wolf310ii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@budakbaongsiah In case of Lindisfarne, first it was not even a battle, second "history is written by the side who can write"

    • @nahuelmat
      @nahuelmat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@budakbaongsiah But lindisfarme wasn't a battle, it was straight up pillaging. Even if norsemen wrote at thar time it would have still looked like plundering. It's not like they could say "Hurr durr evil monks don't wanna share their gold with us so we're heroes for taking it back hurr durr"

  • @pilotlist6276
    @pilotlist6276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    “Uh sir, why can’t we go over into the field?”
    “That’s Russian land”
    “But we are at war... in going over there”
    Steps over border, gun disappears, immediately starves

    • @deushamilton2607
      @deushamilton2607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Motherboard

    • @Maniacman2030
      @Maniacman2030 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      _4 Years Later_ Nah, him and his gun collapse into a pile of ash.

  • @tiniest-ti4yn
    @tiniest-ti4yn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    When your name is Dave and you forgot to get the tea
    Just like the simulations

  • @sethwood6501
    @sethwood6501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Came here for new exploits and he's just using my go-to strategy. Introduced some friends to this game back in the day, 8 player free for all ended in a 1 vs 7 where I owned 60 percent of the map and anyone who set foot in my territory was immediately set on fire. Never could convince them to play with me again.

    • @Shiina_LORD-Scarlet.sLifeGuard
      @Shiina_LORD-Scarlet.sLifeGuard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ya attrition is kinda OP
      If u don't bring supply wagon or senator,your troop will just melt in enemy territory

  • @Qfungi
    @Qfungi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    I came for rise of nations, I stayed for the war crimes.

  • @luzfire7523
    @luzfire7523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    "Don't mind Russian shock-infantery gunning down civilians, it's perfectly normal behaviour" hits differently in 2022

    • @Maniacman2030
      @Maniacman2030 ปีที่แล้ว

      First thing? Apologies for the huge post ahead of time.
      You do know WHY it's happening, right? Ukraine isn't innocent, they never told you what Zelenski's little secret police were doing BEFORE Russians marched in. That is to say, the kidnapped innocent Russian people living in Ukraine, tortured, murdered, and did a lot of the latter execution style. All ordered by that cowardly chode Zelenski.
      Lets also just forget that his little "elite force" are Neo-Nazis and Ukraine is actually HEAVILY Anti-LGBT. As to the latter, they're simply pandering so you don't bother to look up their real stances. I guess we'll forget how he just cancelled elections and also made it illegal to speak badly about him or his tyranny. I mean, they're not going to tell you this, of course. Zelenski is a puppet of the Western Elites, so they need him to stay in power so he can be their little go-to for money laundering. Gee, I wonder where all the Billions/Trillions are going and why they won't let us audit it. Anyone who doesn't even follow their actions and the logic train behind them versus what they say _deserves to be fooled._ Not to mention, go ahead and see that Ukraine sent billions in "donations" to a certain BLUE party.
      You don't have to believe me, of course. I fully expect to be called a "conspiracy theorist", but at the same time, I want them to look up Ukraine before the Russians walked in. Then follow what happened over the first several months, what the Elites and Media told you, then what they did, and how they opposed any investigation into OUR TAX MONEY that they just decided to hand Zelenski to "help Ukraine". Also, you know the military units we donated to them? Ukrainians just sold them on the Black Market. Go ahead and tell me none of this economic downturn crap isn't intentional. That their "Green Agenda" is actually meant to be benevolent and not just an excuse to utterly destroy America so they can establish their little Global Aristocratic Government. These Elites literally think they're better than us by the circumstances of their birth alone and that we are inferior by comparison, which is why they do what they want and actually do believe themselves "Above" laws that we are subject to.

    • @mute1085
      @mute1085 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I mean, they were doing it long before 2022, most of the world just didn't care

    • @mcmerry2846
      @mcmerry2846 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are just making business

    • @charlie15627
      @charlie15627 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As long as you believe the same source who have been caught lying to you about...well...everything.

    • @lilben4184
      @lilben4184 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@charlie15627How dare you ask reasonable basic questions, you're supposed to bend over grab your ankles and uncritically support Current Thing

  • @mookooy
    @mookooy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    "7 other A.I.s" does this mean what I think it means.

  • @cryptomancer2927
    @cryptomancer2927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Some game developer should make a "spiff" difficulty. Its where the AI exploits the hell out of the game and just bullies the crap out of you, while making the most British comments imaginable.

    • @amuroray.1690
      @amuroray.1690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Actually in Rise of Nations I think AI on toughest get resources WAAAAAY faster than you, so that's your Spiff difficulty.

    • @cryptomancer2927
      @cryptomancer2927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@amuroray.1690 lol. That sounds about right

    • @bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877
      @bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So bassicly it's playing on a older version and knows how to exploit? Wait theres exploit material in the ai there then

    • @Thoregor
      @Thoregor ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@amuroray.1690 it can be bypassed, but the AI can be set on rush mode too, which adds some extra difficulty

  • @notadog4762
    @notadog4762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    normal player-rise of nations
    spiffing brit-rise of one great supreme nation

    • @velnoa
      @velnoa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Not a Dog I think you mean Rise of the tea plantations

    • @besserwisser4055
      @besserwisser4055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      same thing

  • @brianreynolds5342
    @brianreynolds5342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    MAN I'm glad we balanced this so well! This made me laugh and laugh and was a great trip down memory lane for an aging game developer! :-)

    • @alexsaveski
      @alexsaveski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Did you really work on RoN? Me and my friends still play it on LAN, a classic.

    • @brianreynolds5342
      @brianreynolds5342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@alexsaveski Yep, I led it even ;-) Glad to know you're still loving it - Keep On Rising!

    • @johnballs1352
      @johnballs1352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@brianreynolds5342 fake and lame
      Nice LARP fatso

    • @crusaderadhh486
      @crusaderadhh486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@johnballs1352
      how do you know this?

    • @AremStefaniaK
      @AremStefaniaK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If youre not so obviously pretending the real Brian Reynolds, word to the maker of Rise of Nations, i love this game and it nigh on surpasses Age of Empires 2 and Tiberium Wars. The units could use some more personality and lore tho

  • @jovanthegreat
    @jovanthegreat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    Well AI is broken but the game is the best RTS ever made.

  • @kehaarable
    @kehaarable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "Doesn't question Russian shock infantry gunning down civilians. It's perfectly normal behaviour."
    I didn't realise Putin was a Spiffing Brit fan.

  • @Atomy111
    @Atomy111 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Spiff: Now if there's one thing Russia is good at its
    Me: warcrimes
    Spiff: Having large completely overpowered borders
    Me: ok wait this video is 3 years old

  • @Mr.Unluckybro
    @Mr.Unluckybro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    In all honesty I use to play this game all the time back in the day. My little brother managed to get a copy some how. And he got me into playing this game. I would abuse the hell of the amount of infantry you can spawn to the point where the sound would start to break from the amount machine gun fire going on at once.

  • @GamingAcrossTheYears
    @GamingAcrossTheYears 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Drops nuke in France detroying Super Collider" Hurd of animals walks through blast zone uneffected

  • @melochin8237
    @melochin8237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Waddya got here ? Some civilians ? Working on some farms ? FIRE ! Missiles away ! Oh look at them run, they're tryin to go for cover haha. I'm sorry. Oh warcrimes... tasty tasty warcrimes" - aged like fine fckn wine

  • @toomintytofresh
    @toomintytofresh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Bloody brilliant another Spiffing upload

    • @brandybuttons1198
      @brandybuttons1198 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How the hell did you get the sir?

    • @toomintytofresh
      @toomintytofresh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Skill good lad, lots of skill

    • @brandybuttons1198
      @brandybuttons1198 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@toomintytofresh one day ill have enough skill to be just like you good sir, then we shall drink Yorkshire tea together and a great old time

    • @toomintytofresh
      @toomintytofresh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sound great my dude! Can't wait

  • @krankarvolund7771
    @krankarvolund7771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    19:10 Super collider and several civilians are dead, but don't worry, Buffalos are fine :D

    • @user-wq9mw2xz3j
      @user-wq9mw2xz3j 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are robots

    • @jjsmith7707
      @jjsmith7707 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What buffalo all I saw were bison.

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jjsmith7707 Buffalo is not the english word for bison? ^^'

    • @jjsmith7707
      @jjsmith7707 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@krankarvolund7771 they were incorrectly called buffalo and the name stuck, they are distantly related to true buffalo. There more closely related to Cows, so much so they can interbreed, and related to the bison found in europe.

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jjsmith7707 Well, the fact is, I have no ideas the real Buffalos were called buffalos XD
      I'm french, we called them bisons and buffalos, buffles, but I always heard "buffalo" for bisons ^^

  • @hotlinerichard1986
    @hotlinerichard1986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Rise of nations: war simulator
    Rise of nations reality: oh cool you guys have bows and arrows, how about *apache attack helicopters*

  • @TheGosgosh
    @TheGosgosh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    So Rise of Nations is just a Civilization:Ghandi Simulator? Nice

    • @APTV-s7r
      @APTV-s7r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Genocide Simulator 2003

    • @ThatTonnatoTenrec
      @ThatTonnatoTenrec 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@APTV-s7r Ghandicide?

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty much: you can even disable other win conditions to make it a full slugfest

  • @BeanoJosh
    @BeanoJosh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    15:36 Wrong. There are counters to Stealth Bombers. One example would be to simply build airports, fill them with air fighters, and you can send them to attack stealth bombers. If the stealth bombers are after a certain building, send your air fighters to guard it and they'll attack stealth bombers that come to try and bomb it.

  • @TRoninYT
    @TRoninYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    YES! Rise of nations!!
    Edit:
    1. More than one person can research missle shield. Late game this means you start targetting opponents libraries to cut off research.
    2. There is an "infinite production" icon on the right of the progress bar in every building. Take a wild guess at what that does.
    3. Germans are my favorite faction because they get granaries/mills at the start of the game. A little op for economy...

    • @1337-Nathaniel
      @1337-Nathaniel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, I was about to say the same thing about the Missile Shield.
      And wasn't the global vision a research project too..? Globalism Civic, IIRC.

    • @TRoninYT
      @TRoninYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@1337-Nathaniel I think.... it had to be. The other 3 were missle shield, commerce and AI

    • @user-wq9mw2xz3j
      @user-wq9mw2xz3j 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@1337-Nathaniel global vision? Idk. I have the game but I dont remember. But I think its only the space program. Not sure

  • @randomvampire1822
    @randomvampire1822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "more taxation, it's what the people want trust me"
    king george the III - 1765

  • @AK-Drakoin
    @AK-Drakoin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Me: learning about American history
    Also me: Watches this video
    “Why does this feel familiar?”

  • @zakys2004
    @zakys2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'am glad to see that video about this not very known game has 1,8 million views. It really makes me happy

  • @kill3stdayz910
    @kill3stdayz910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I really love how quickly Rise of Nations explodes out of control!

  • @thetazero842
    @thetazero842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Now if there's one thing Russia's good at, it's these 15 things."

  • @oliverlosky
    @oliverlosky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    -other people can get super technologies
    -fighters can shoot stealth bombers
    Sorry

    • @drlordak
      @drlordak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      you can halt the advancment in technologies by destroying all libraries that Ai/player have, its easier to do so with nukes...
      not that you are wrong just thought that you should know

    • @Real46
      @Real46 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      -helicopters do suffer attrition damage
      -building the redfort is a bad idea. Due to a flaw, it can crash the game whenever you garrison units in any building.

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Real46
      Also, against other players, attrition strats are apparently considered crappy. The AI flounders against it since they want to destroy any targets they find in their path, which is exactly what towers are meant to do: bog down enemies so they get picked off.

  • @Gormathius
    @Gormathius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I still remember the Millennium War. There was this one AI that I was at war with from the stone age into the modern age. I didn’t know about national mechanics at the time (my english understanding was fairly bare-bones) so I don’t know if my nation and the enemy’s nation had anything to do with how the war ended up lasting the entire game.

  • @housewind
    @housewind 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love your sarcasm. Earned a sub with that alone.

  • @ethanhunter1567
    @ethanhunter1567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "American's love extra taxation." And tax collectors. We're quite fond of throwing them tea parties.

  • @crayonviking
    @crayonviking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Try C&C Generals. Another trip to memory lane.

  • @ethans7588
    @ethans7588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I've played this game throughout my childhood and never realized the Russians were this OP.

    • @Wulfay
      @Wulfay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Russians aren`t OP. The Game is quite balanced in PlayerVSPlayer. But the AI is not very good vs defensive nations and attrition in early game. So it`s funny to watch the AI runnin vs your attrition damage in early game. But if he fight vs harder computer AI he cant really attack them back. In different situations other Nations best: Standard Game PvP 1v1 maybe Dutch best (Best Economy, you start with 2 merchants and market place), Nomad Game 1v1 PvP High Ress. Japanese best (Start with cheap farms give you fast economy, and you have good HI), in 4v4 maybe Nubians best (you have fast merchants and lot of rare ressources), on boomin sea maps maybe Egyptians best (for many wonders). For Rushin fast in Age I: Japanese, For Rushin fast in Age II: Turks best. Lakota and Mongols are always good attackin/raidin nations in Age II too. On Land map with many mountains Inca perform very well (extra gold for mountains)...etc...

    • @IonAeon
      @IonAeon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This was my favorite nation/tactic when I played this as a kid

    • @quarreneverett4767
      @quarreneverett4767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I play them on hard. Alot of the things he says isnt russia specific

    • @user-wq9mw2xz3j
      @user-wq9mw2xz3j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah the reason he won so easily is that the other nations were all set to moderate difficulty which id pretty easy.
      A normal player should play against tough, and one that can play should play against tougher or toughest.
      And the fact that he took 7 computers against him, just made it easier since they werent on a team, so they bombed eachother too

    • @pcgamer_buds8814
      @pcgamer_buds8814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The game just have very deep per civ strategy that any nation can thrive depending on the players plan that favors the initial situation presented in the beginning of the game. The nations are pretty balanced and most pro players play random nations. The top pros would really choose Aztecs on a 1v1 or even British on Sahara(most played map by the pros) because of free infantry. Iroquois is also good because of extra scout and fast infantry. Spain has extra scout but at least 3 initial ruins visible could make them very fearsome.
      On nomad my choice due to my less aggressive style is Nubians or Greeks when everything is played very low and expensive.
      The best feature of the game is the taunt and flaring. These features ease the players on team games, give more fun and better coordinations.
      In my entire gaming experience I’ve never played a dynamic game that’s too deep on strategy than RoN. This is the game for smart and fast thinking players. Although fast clicking gives advantage but the pacing balances it really well.

  • @f.palmero5010
    @f.palmero5010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    No witness no crime. - Stalin as he hovers over the nuke button/ and or The Spiffing Brit.

  • @Jeison-Nunes
    @Jeison-Nunes 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I just realized yesterday when I watched Avengers again that the line "perfectly balanced as all things should be" is from Thanos when he is giving that double knife to Gamorrah as a kid xD

  • @somekindoflatindude9497
    @somekindoflatindude9497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how almost every strategy game recognizes the russian vocation of swarming the enemy lands with troops, lovely stuff

  • @Soullessgingerftw1
    @Soullessgingerftw1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I love Rise of Nations!
    Fighters can take down stealth bombers, btw ^.^

    • @XanderLeonidas
      @XanderLeonidas 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This was the other one. :D

    • @Soullessgingerftw1
      @Soullessgingerftw1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shashank Venugopal hm? Lol

    • @cpttrps5376
      @cpttrps5376 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Extended Edition still has advanced fighters which have buffs against stealth bombers

    • @TomAZ1984
      @TomAZ1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Strictly taxation instead of caravans?
      No senate until Renaissance?
      Catapracht vs Supply Wagon?
      Red Fort???
      It’s been a while, but I don’t think is was how you do it right.
      Good game nonetheless, though 👍

  • @duhagumrukcu
    @duhagumrukcu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    i loved this game, sad there is almost no one playing multiplayer anymore and the servers are wack

  • @Bananahammock681
    @Bananahammock681 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4 years later hearing Russia and 'overpowered' is like the second funniest joke nobody laughs at.

  • @OkenWS
    @OkenWS ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My Dad actually had the rather large book of the Rise of Nations Strategic Guide back in the day, and border pushes were a genuine tactic, alongside incredible innovations like Boom, Rush and Turtle!

    • @muntTV
      @muntTV 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Might have to look that book up. Strategy guides are fun things

  • @LuizAlexPhoenix
    @LuizAlexPhoenix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Seven *other* AIs? Confirmed, this is how Skynet first rises up!

  • @laszlomiskei9138
    @laszlomiskei9138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Correction: You can counter stealth bombers with fighters.

    • @arbitermatt
      @arbitermatt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plus more than one nation can research missile shield.

  • @ScurvyBoi
    @ScurvyBoi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Thank you for getting attention on this game Spiff, it is very underrated IMO

  • @nathanglazier7460
    @nathanglazier7460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I really love the endgame techs in this game. It just gets hilarious.

  • @snarkbotanya6557
    @snarkbotanya6557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I remember this game! My favorite nation to play as was usually China; the Power of Culture makes for an insanely good economy boom.

    • @TheCraigy83
      @TheCraigy83 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was Incas because they get gold easy

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I played US because my personal nationalism, but I’m redownloading it now, and looking at their bonuses... it’s a happy synergy with my playstyle anyway: I always preferred just spamming out formations of bombers: they are technically easier to counter than nukes, but since they can be used indefinitely, you don’t have to stop to think about what they bombard.
      Also, gaining resources with each new unit is just nutty

  • @Mythraen
    @Mythraen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Release one player against 7 other AIs." - Spiffing Brit accidentally confirms he is an AI.

  • @zacharysnyder2520
    @zacharysnyder2520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Don't do this to my first RTS game. Please spiff.

    • @crusaderofthelowlands3750
      @crusaderofthelowlands3750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He don't give a Spiff.

    • @foureye7058
      @foureye7058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      First huh? Still heckin heck this game is old. Seriously, when this game was new, I was all of ten years old and felt damn lucky to have a crippled and dying NES...
      Times sure change I guess.

    • @adrianshook1656
      @adrianshook1656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      #ugfpandas

    • @Trollman2K
      @Trollman2K 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My first was dune 2 for the sega genesis. A the old days of having to select your units one by one on a controller. That was some annoying shit.

    • @LyneaSilver
      @LyneaSilver 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crusaderofthelowlands3750 Here, let me do you one better. This is a knock-off of Age of Empires II. Literally uses the same game engine. No, it wasn't developed by the same developers. Happy? :)

  • @Trenchgun1
    @Trenchgun1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Welcome to another episode where the spiffing Brit screws the Geneva convention 10 ways from Tuesday...
    again

    • @zeekeno823
      @zeekeno823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      don't you mean he buggers it sideways with a tea bag?

    • @Trenchgun1
      @Trenchgun1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is a much better analogy from a true brit

  • @williamcrews2784
    @williamcrews2784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I lost it at the “Americans love extra taxes” meme. Fantastic.

  • @Danomis
    @Danomis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "it's winter! DON'T DO IT!"
    *I died*

  • @harathon13
    @harathon13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Well this video seems like its good to watch with world events

  • @opsoc777
    @opsoc777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    You shoulda played with unlocked population limit... Imagine, thousands of tanks flooding the enemy cities.
    and it actually runs really well with thousands more cause the game's like 16 years old.

    • @opsoc777
      @opsoc777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Thuat Vuong You can still be cpu bound in some games yes, but this games architecture seems to scale pretty well with more powerful cpu's, and the gpu of course isn't a problem in this case.
      Using a shit pc I was able to run the game ~30 fps with a thousand infantry, instead of the default cap of 200.

    • @Learning2BeBrave
      @Learning2BeBrave 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Most impressive

    • @forexalised9053
      @forexalised9053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@opsoc777 Holy shit, I'm going to go invade Nanjing as the Japanese and unleash 1000 samurai upon them.
      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @opsoc777
      @opsoc777 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Lord Voldemort The games system can only let you select I think 400 at a time so I'd just have groups of 400 I'd control.

    • @opsoc777
      @opsoc777 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Lord Voldemort I was just eyeballing it but I'm fairly sure I could select at least 200 units, mostly soldiers, cause I killed off my citizens to get the max cap of soldiers before modding and was able to select them all, with a few tanks and others mixed in.

  • @nakon7niket
    @nakon7niket 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love Ron and i just bought the steam edition , so happy to see someone make a video on it 2019

  • @drakebear1719
    @drakebear1719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The whole world is currently taking attrition damage. Kinda weird watching this right now 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @Sir_Gugharde_Wuglis
    @Sir_Gugharde_Wuglis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I still play RON. A LOT! I don’t care if it’s old, I haven’t found a better game yet.

    • @la912
      @la912 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah. It's a pretty dang good game, better than AOE 2 in my opinion

  • @Jesthor
    @Jesthor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12:40 Musketeers attack Tank. "They died by attrition, I swear!"
    20:18 Madara'd the shit out of that collider!

  • @mikehoncho3740
    @mikehoncho3740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I miss this game. I forgot about it since it's so old. Been many years since I have played it.

  • @MichaelPohoreski
    @MichaelPohoreski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A cross between Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw and Total Biscuit if they were on crack. **LOVE the commentary!**

  • @lordofsiberia4972
    @lordofsiberia4972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    *Who needs to look after their people when you're literally living in money?*
    post made by Tsar Nicholas II gang

  • @ChefMompoloki
    @ChefMompoloki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Your love for war crimes is truly a thing of beauty ❤️

  • @AndrewAment
    @AndrewAment 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One doesn’t just step into Mor- I mean Russia…”

  • @Jcoke2201
    @Jcoke2201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    thanks for reviving this game

  • @quintopia
    @quintopia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Americans love extra taxation" -- accompanied by an illustration of Americans protesting their tariffs being lowered. Well played.

  • @battle-wornrobottauntproce1369
    @battle-wornrobottauntproce1369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Everyone knows the terra cotta army is the best wonder in the game.

    • @user-wq9mw2xz3j
      @user-wq9mw2xz3j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It isnt that good...

    • @jeandykume5391
      @jeandykume5391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That wonder will eat your population to max so that's nit good if you need other unit..

    • @battle-wornrobottauntproce1369
      @battle-wornrobottauntproce1369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jeandy Kume
      Doesn't matter if you've won the game by the Industrial Age

    • @jeandykume5391
      @jeandykume5391 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      For land map.. That wonder is good.. but for long term.. when we have 6 or more barracks for reloading troops.. thats just a little helps..
      When we play with nukes and have many opponent..
      That wonder will help for supply troops..

    • @hnaf9936
      @hnaf9936 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah and you can change the counter from 30 to 3

  • @tonicus123
    @tonicus123 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Best 1v1 civ would be China. They get gunpowder like 2 ages early. None of the other unit in that age have defense against
    gunpowder. Merchants and villagers also produce instantly and you start with more at the beginning.

  • @peterdavis8906
    @peterdavis8906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is what I'm watching on the news in 2022

  • @OmikronTitan
    @OmikronTitan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Great vid. Little note, the treb at 8:50 was a decoy. Why it went poof so fast.

    • @MethtimezZz
      @MethtimezZz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Was wondering if anyone else picked that up

  • @Simmlex
    @Simmlex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Haven't laughed this much in a long time, thanks.

  • @evandockery920
    @evandockery920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Me: "I am sober" my friend: "you have had 20 cups of tea in the past hour"

  • @TheAaronRodgersTao
    @TheAaronRodgersTao 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ‘Americans love extra taxation’. HAHAHAHA

  • @ApothercyCold
    @ApothercyCold 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the watermarked images that you use the preview pages for rather than buying. Awesome.

  • @Cupheesh
    @Cupheesh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Nobody:
    Spiffing Brit: *HELLO THERE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN*

  • @barsni4779
    @barsni4779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Now try this in 1v1 against human in multiplayer. And yes, there is a multiplayer.
    Also 1v1 against max difficulty AI is harder then FFA with seven AI's.

    • @PicklegunnerTQ
      @PicklegunnerTQ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      For real. Mans playing vs moderate AIs

  • @rocksaw101
    @rocksaw101 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Just to make ppl feel old. I’m 18, I wasn’t alive when this game came out. Enjoy

    • @StevenMcSteve
      @StevenMcSteve 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I'm 20 and I wasn't alive when this game came out

  • @АмериканецвРоссии-и4б
    @АмериканецвРоссии-и4б 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To be fair, a decent player can win with any nation and just about any strategy on moderate difficulty. These videos show some different and fun ways of bullying the AI, but they aren't really super-powerful game-is-broken exploits. They're just using the nation powers the way they were meant to be used, against fairly easy opposition.

  • @ArmchairMagpie
    @ArmchairMagpie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When this game came out in 2003 I remember I loved it a lot. It was one of those games that had some form of exploit for every faction. The Russian ones were quite OP.

  • @fractalgem
    @fractalgem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    That's a lot of snow on that map. I'd say that russia's victory was guaranteed! NEVER invade russia during winter!

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Laughs in Russian*

    • @arthurmorgan9381
      @arthurmorgan9381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@frenchsoldier8485 *You mean French*

    • @esmagiyar3338
      @esmagiyar3338 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or fall, if you don't want to drown in mud (and we have no roads). Or spring, for the same reason. Or summer, actually, the temperature gets up to +36C. Actually, just don't invade Russia

  • @WhiteIce2112
    @WhiteIce2112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    We need an official number for how many different ways you have broken every game.

    • @firstnamelastname7124
      @firstnamelastname7124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      69420

    • @avsbes98
      @avsbes98 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      42^42

    • @a-drewg1716
      @a-drewg1716 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      idk maybe 1

    • @user-wq9mw2xz3j
      @user-wq9mw2xz3j 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The only real unbalanced thing in this game is actually Nukes. And those cam be disabled

  • @henrybackes208
    @henrybackes208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    23:35 "Fortunate Son blares in Russian"

  • @etherraichu
    @etherraichu 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    the armageddon counter was always fun. It made it so if one civilization got super powerful, the others can be all "If we're going down, we're taking you with us" and just start lobbing nuclear weapons everywhere, theirown territory if needed.

  • @hayokamikaze5896
    @hayokamikaze5896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love how the first video on Spiff's main playlist has a nice big Everything is Broken in the thumbnail.

  • @gubadagoober
    @gubadagoober 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I rebember when i first played the original comminting hundreds of war crimes and i counted it i have committed 5825 war crimes

  • @morg102
    @morg102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As it turns out, the actual Russian bonus should be that Russian troops take 100% when in enemy territory based on their modern day logistics capabilities

  • @Syphonfllter
    @Syphonfllter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh god.. Russian attrition was just the best in this game. So broken and almost historically accurate. Not this time Bonaparte, oh you too Adolf? Almost.. Thank you Russian conscription.

  • @JellyfishsodaYT
    @JellyfishsodaYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Several years ago, I had a similar concept for videos, but I've eased up on playing video games over the years. I'm glad to see someone else is running with the concept, and doing well for themselves.

  • @TheDanishGuyReviews
    @TheDanishGuyReviews 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    My sidebar introduces me to good stuff yet again. First video I watch with you, won't be the last. Initial reaction is the best parts of RTGame and TotalBiscuit. Very lovely.

  • @Cornflakes1991
    @Cornflakes1991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this russian warcrime simulator run hasnt aged very well xD

  • @joelmalott2423
    @joelmalott2423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That's a lovely supercollider you've got there be a shame IF SOMEONE NUKED IT

  • @jasonbaxter3658
    @jasonbaxter3658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Have you ever played empire earth? that was even more crazy than RoN

    • @bagustesa
      @bagustesa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the first game arties are broken,
      barely hit anything moves.

    • @njalsand133
      @njalsand133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The ai never stopped building capitol centers, one damn worker left alive and the ai will rebuild

    • @user-wq9mw2xz3j
      @user-wq9mw2xz3j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RoN (rise of nations) = balanced
      *but* that means a tank needs to shoot five times at one infantry. Same with artillery.
      EE (empire earth) = unbalanced as fuck boi
      *But* really fucking fun. And when a mortar shoots, it wrecks 10 infantry. If 10 mortars shoots, they wreck the army.
      In RoN the Ai doesnt cheat, it is actual good AI.
      In EE, the AI sucks, but it cheats so freaking much, harder difficulties are impossible. But there are countless of exploits and OP stuff, nothing is balanced, so its still pretty fun.
      The one most unbalanced things in both games.
      In RoN, Nuclears are OP. But they can be disabled.
      In EE, the nuclears come are dropped from planes, and you can spam 100 of them, and if they survive, they can bomb again. Badically the other nation has no chance.

  • @Baleur
    @Baleur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The first broken things i noticed in this game back in the day was that wonder that let you duplicate every unit you built, or did it chain-build russian infantry without cost, at a rate of 1 every second? Or was that Empire Earth? LOL. Anyway..
    19:40 YEP THATS THE ONE. I had 10 barracks pumping out conscripts against my friend, just all on attack move rally point.

    • @kcechoxzar
      @kcechoxzar 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      instant unit production is from one of the endgame techs
      the terracotta army produces free light infantry every few seconds (slower the more you own)

  • @Markyparky56
    @Markyparky56 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I will always have fond memories of Freedom Force's first campaign and the cries of "For Nuclear Winter!", "For The Motherland!", and "For The Workers!"