RISE OF NATIONS IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - But Everything Is Broken
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ก.พ. 2019
- Hello There Ladies And Gentlemen. Today we are playing a completely broken game known as Rise of Nations Extended Edition. Today I demonstrate the Power of Russia in this game as it exploits almost all of the game! So today we play rise of nations But Everything Is Broken!
This video is going to be packed with funny clips in a montage style of british humor!
If you enjoyed this then check out my other 100 stat man videos!
It is also rather similar to Robbaz , Valefisk and RT Game in style of content!
So sit back relax and enjoy this Rise Of Nations / RON challenge!
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Title: RISE OF NATIONS IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - But Everything Is Broken
#funny #montage #RTS - เกม
A british guy commiting war crimes against underdeveloped nations. Nothing unusual here.
Also British guy taxing his own citizens because gold
Paperclown a quick google search showed this to be wrong. I could be mistaken but if you got proof this happens can you show me?
I agree with you btw if this happens it’s fucking stupid.
Paperclown okay but that isn’t proof that what you said still happens like you said it does. All that means is you don’t like taxes. It doesn’t mean Canada and Australia pay taxes to the queen of England. Do you have anything you could link that shows Canada and Australia pay taxes to the queen ?
Paperclown or are you one of them people that don’t need proof to believe something?
If so I’m god send me money
Paperclown who is “the dude” you are talking about I really hope you are not referring to yourself as “the dude” since my comments are aimed at you no one else I would just like to know if Canadians and Australians still pay taxes to the British Queen like YOU said. Because I can not find anything to support this. If you can I would like to see it.
Attrition should also apply to your own population for maximum sovietness.
this made me laugh more than i care to admit
Honestly pretty accurrate
>Implying that the Ukrainians were considered Russian civilians
Will there be purging as well?
Remember troops, we won't give you a gun - so when someone with a gun dies go ahead and take their gun.
I remember missile shield. At A Lan party everyone was immune to missiles. But we couldn't kill the enemy team cause the shield only blocks enemy missiles. So they just constantly nuked their own territory to kill our advancing army. Ended in a draw.
L0LWTF1337 I use this strat exactly
Do u have air battles then?
use special forces and bombers to wipe missle silos
Sound like what the Belkans did
That’s the best scorched earth strategy ever lol 💥
"The amount of nukes make me cry tears of joy..." Gandhi
Dude Gandhi never saw nuclear weapons grow.
@@codeplaysgames7681 Out of curiosity: have you ever seen Nuclear Weapons Grow?
@@bertjesklotepino I walk along the nuke fields every morning. They're especially beautiful in spring.
Wrong strategy game.
CodePlaysGames He died in 1948, fairly certain he saw the startings of The Cold War and he certainly saw the end of WWII.
"Aztecs are species" Spoken like a true Englishman.
*spaniard
AYAYAYA!
@@user-or8ql3fe5v *aztec dubstep intensifies*
@@eduardopupucon
The Spaniards mingled with the Aztecs, thus, Spaniards are the same species as Aztecs, but still different from Englishmen
Russia for ever
>having tear while hearing soviet anthem
spiff is a KGB sleeper agent confirmed
Soviet Britain inc
I bet he's from Salisbury
When he says tea, he means vodka
"They're trying to destroy this massive tower, it's just not going to work ladies and gentlemen, the attrition is just too powerful, and they have all died"
-Literally the moment he scrolls away the tower dies and there's like 15 enemies that aren't in attrition.
10/10 commentary.
@@JuniorJuni070 wow telling people to hang themselves online for no reason you're so cool and edgy wow everyone is impressed
clap clap. No tea for you
@@lukespencer6846 just one lookat the username and you can see why he is so edgy 😂
Came here for new exploits and he's just using my go-to strategy. Introduced some friends to this game back in the day, 8 player free for all ended in a 1 vs 7 where I owned 60 percent of the map and anyone who set foot in my territory was immediately set on fire. Never could convince them to play with me again.
Ya attrition is kinda OP
If u don't bring supply wagon or senator,your troop will just melt in enemy territory
Some game developer should make a "spiff" difficulty. Its where the AI exploits the hell out of the game and just bullies the crap out of you, while making the most British comments imaginable.
Actually in Rise of Nations I think AI on toughest get resources WAAAAAY faster than you, so that's your Spiff difficulty.
@@amuroray.1690 lol. That sounds about right
So bassicly it's playing on a older version and knows how to exploit? Wait theres exploit material in the ai there then
@@amuroray.1690 it can be bypassed, but the AI can be set on rush mode too, which adds some extra difficulty
What did WW2 teach us?
It's not war crimes if you win.
Some proverbs;
The thief that is not caught is a king.
Conquerors are kings; the beaten are bandits.
Cheaters never win, winners never cheat.
And let's finish it off with a quote.
“History is always written by the winners. When two cultures clash, the loser is obliterated, and the winner writes the history books-books which glorify their own cause and disparage the conquered foe. As Napoleon once said, 'What is history, but a fable agreed upon?”
- Dan Brown, The Da Vinci Code
@@CottidaeSEA This is actually very poetic. In a bitter Sweet way of course.
@@CottidaeSEA
I know that it's poetic and all, but the sentence "history is written by the winners" is shit. Case in point, 8th century Lindisfarne.
@@budakbaongsiah In case of Lindisfarne, first it was not even a battle, second "history is written by the side who can write"
@@budakbaongsiah But lindisfarme wasn't a battle, it was straight up pillaging. Even if norsemen wrote at thar time it would have still looked like plundering. It's not like they could say "Hurr durr evil monks don't wanna share their gold with us so we're heroes for taking it back hurr durr"
I came for rise of nations, I stayed for the war crimes.
The Egyptians are also ridiculously overpowered. You can have 7 farms per city (i think granaries are free too or something?) You can have 2 wonders in the same city and can build wonders a whole age ahead of you or anyone else. Other shit too but basically they're playing the game on fast forward
Yeah, that's the 2nd best civ for me. The top #1 civ for me is Bantu. Cities are ridiculously 75% cheaper and can be built 2x each civic research. This help to claim lands and regional resources much quicker than your enemies. Also +100% population limit from militia research is also OP, which exceeds total population by 25%. Almost all units move 25% faster so that's another great bonus.
How about the Iroquois (in Thrones and Patriots extension), who can send their troops through woods or the chinese that can insta-spawn civilians ?
basicly every nation is completely op in their own way
@@grk31fr44 i had to fuckign laugh at the chinese instaspawning
@Kyle Shade problem is egypt will have all wonders ahead of you. you basically have to rush the Egyptians if you're against a skilled player.
normal player-rise of nations
spiffing brit-rise of one great supreme nation
Not a Dog I think you mean Rise of the tea plantations
same thing
"7 other A.I.s" does this mean what I think it means.
yes
What?
Oh... I see...
Hmmmm
Skynet intensifies
“Uh sir, why can’t we go over into the field?”
“That’s Russian land”
“But we are at war... in going over there”
Steps over border, gun disappears, immediately starves
Motherboard
_4 Years Later_ Nah, him and his gun collapse into a pile of ash.
Spiff: Now if there's one thing Russia is good at its
Me: warcrimes
Spiff: Having large completely overpowered borders
Me: ok wait this video is 3 years old
That too.
Womp womp
"From Civilian Casulties to Maximum Nuclear War Crimes"
Who are you and what have you done with Valefisk!?
Wait... this is not Valefisk?!
Roses are red
Violets are fucking violet
This isnt Valefisk
So we riot
(Nah no riot. Love you spiff)
When your name is Dave and you forgot to get the tea
Just like the simulations
YOU HERETIC!!!
You have disappointed spiff. You will be the next person to have to play against him for this crime
"Don't mind Russian shock-infantery gunning down civilians, it's perfectly normal behaviour" hits differently in 2022
First thing? Apologies for the huge post ahead of time.
You do know WHY it's happening, right? Ukraine isn't innocent, they never told you what Zelenski's little secret police were doing BEFORE Russians marched in. That is to say, the kidnapped innocent Russian people living in Ukraine, tortured, murdered, and did a lot of the latter execution style. All ordered by that cowardly chode Zelenski.
Lets also just forget that his little "elite force" are Neo-Nazis and Ukraine is actually HEAVILY Anti-LGBT. As to the latter, they're simply pandering so you don't bother to look up their real stances. I guess we'll forget how he just cancelled elections and also made it illegal to speak badly about him or his tyranny. I mean, they're not going to tell you this, of course. Zelenski is a puppet of the Western Elites, so they need him to stay in power so he can be their little go-to for money laundering. Gee, I wonder where all the Billions/Trillions are going and why they won't let us audit it. Anyone who doesn't even follow their actions and the logic train behind them versus what they say _deserves to be fooled._ Not to mention, go ahead and see that Ukraine sent billions in "donations" to a certain BLUE party.
You don't have to believe me, of course. I fully expect to be called a "conspiracy theorist", but at the same time, I want them to look up Ukraine before the Russians walked in. Then follow what happened over the first several months, what the Elites and Media told you, then what they did, and how they opposed any investigation into OUR TAX MONEY that they just decided to hand Zelenski to "help Ukraine". Also, you know the military units we donated to them? Ukrainians just sold them on the Black Market. Go ahead and tell me none of this economic downturn crap isn't intentional. That their "Green Agenda" is actually meant to be benevolent and not just an excuse to utterly destroy America so they can establish their little Global Aristocratic Government. These Elites literally think they're better than us by the circumstances of their birth alone and that we are inferior by comparison, which is why they do what they want and actually do believe themselves "Above" laws that we are subject to.
I mean, they were doing it long before 2022, most of the world just didn't care
They are just making business
As long as you believe the same source who have been caught lying to you about...well...everything.
@@charlie15627How dare you ask reasonable basic questions, you're supposed to bend over grab your ankles and uncritically support Current Thing
"Drops nuke in France detroying Super Collider" Hurd of animals walks through blast zone uneffected
as it should be
MAN I'm glad we balanced this so well! This made me laugh and laugh and was a great trip down memory lane for an aging game developer! :-)
Did you really work on RoN? Me and my friends still play it on LAN, a classic.
@@alexsaveski Yep, I led it even ;-) Glad to know you're still loving it - Keep On Rising!
@@brianreynolds5342 fake and lame
Nice LARP fatso
@@johnballs1352
how do you know this?
Mr. Reynolds! Oh my god, you’re my hero! I loved Alpha Centauri, Civ 2 and this game! No one tells the journey of humanity like you do!
In all honesty I use to play this game all the time back in the day. My little brother managed to get a copy some how. And he got me into playing this game. I would abuse the hell of the amount of infantry you can spawn to the point where the sound would start to break from the amount machine gun fire going on at once.
Me: learning about American history
Also me: Watches this video
“Why does this feel familiar?”
I really love how quickly Rise of Nations explodes out of control!
"Now if there's one thing Russia's good at, it's these 15 things."
Bloody brilliant another Spiffing upload
How the hell did you get the sir?
Skill good lad, lots of skill
@@toomintytofresh one day ill have enough skill to be just like you good sir, then we shall drink Yorkshire tea together and a great old time
Sound great my dude! Can't wait
"Doesn't question Russian shock infantry gunning down civilians. It's perfectly normal behaviour."
I didn't realise Putin was a Spiffing Brit fan.
I'am glad to see that video about this not very known game has 1,8 million views. It really makes me happy
"more taxation, it's what the people want trust me"
king george the III - 1765
19:10 Super collider and several civilians are dead, but don't worry, Buffalos are fine :D
They are robots
What buffalo all I saw were bison.
@@jjsmith7707 Buffalo is not the english word for bison? ^^'
@@krankarvolund7771 they were incorrectly called buffalo and the name stuck, they are distantly related to true buffalo. There more closely related to Cows, so much so they can interbreed, and related to the bison found in europe.
@@jjsmith7707 Well, the fact is, I have no ideas the real Buffalos were called buffalos XD
I'm french, we called them bisons and buffalos, buffles, but I always heard "buffalo" for bisons ^^
Well AI is broken but the game is the best RTS ever made.
Agreed
Are these mechanics abused???
@@Learning2BeBrave when I play yeah
@@Learning2BeBrave As a Human player you have a many ways to stop it, so no. These are rare to see in a PvP match. Unless you are just chillin' with some friends.
Not even close.
"American's love extra taxation." And tax collectors. We're quite fond of throwing them tea parties.
15:36 Wrong. There are counters to Stealth Bombers. One example would be to simply build airports, fill them with air fighters, and you can send them to attack stealth bombers. If the stealth bombers are after a certain building, send your air fighters to guard it and they'll attack stealth bombers that come to try and bomb it.
Rise of nations: war simulator
Rise of nations reality: oh cool you guys have bows and arrows, how about *apache attack helicopters*
mi 28 >>> apache
))
I love how almost every strategy game recognizes the russian vocation of swarming the enemy lands with troops, lovely stuff
i loved this game, sad there is almost no one playing multiplayer anymore and the servers are wack
Try C&C Generals. Another trip to memory lane.
No witness no crime. - Stalin as he hovers over the nuke button/ and or The Spiffing Brit.
So Rise of Nations is just a Civilization:Ghandi Simulator? Nice
Genocide Simulator 2003
@@a.parker915 Ghandicide?
Pretty much: you can even disable other win conditions to make it a full slugfest
Seven *other* AIs? Confirmed, this is how Skynet first rises up!
YES! Rise of nations!!
Edit:
1. More than one person can research missle shield. Late game this means you start targetting opponents libraries to cut off research.
2. There is an "infinite production" icon on the right of the progress bar in every building. Take a wild guess at what that does.
3. Germans are my favorite faction because they get granaries/mills at the start of the game. A little op for economy...
Yeah, I was about to say the same thing about the Missile Shield.
And wasn't the global vision a research project too..? Globalism Civic, IIRC.
@@1337-Nathaniel I think.... it had to be. The other 3 were missle shield, commerce and AI
@@1337-Nathaniel global vision? Idk. I have the game but I dont remember. But I think its only the space program. Not sure
I still remember the Millennium War. There was this one AI that I was at war with from the stone age into the modern age. I didn’t know about national mechanics at the time (my english understanding was fairly bare-bones) so I don’t know if my nation and the enemy’s nation had anything to do with how the war ended up lasting the entire game.
this didnt age well ..........
"it's winter! DON'T DO IT!"
*I died*
"Release one player against 7 other AIs." - Spiffing Brit accidentally confirms he is an AI.
Correction: You can counter stealth bombers with fighters.
Plus more than one nation can research missile shield.
"Waddya got here ? Some civilians ? Working on some farms ? FIRE ! Missiles away ! Oh look at them run, they're tryin to go for cover haha. I'm sorry. Oh warcrimes... tasty tasty warcrimes" - aged like fine fckn wine
-other people can get super technologies
-fighters can shoot stealth bombers
Sorry
you can halt the advancment in technologies by destroying all libraries that Ai/player have, its easier to do so with nukes...
not that you are wrong just thought that you should know
-helicopters do suffer attrition damage
-building the redfort is a bad idea. Due to a flaw, it can crash the game whenever you garrison units in any building.
Real46
Also, against other players, attrition strats are apparently considered crappy. The AI flounders against it since they want to destroy any targets they find in their path, which is exactly what towers are meant to do: bog down enemies so they get picked off.
The whole world is currently taking attrition damage. Kinda weird watching this right now 😂🤣😂🤣😂
I lost it at the “Americans love extra taxes” meme. Fantastic.
Well this video seems like its good to watch with world events
Haven't laughed this much in a long time, thanks.
I really love the endgame techs in this game. It just gets hilarious.
4 years later hearing Russia and 'overpowered' is like the second funniest joke nobody laughs at.
23:35 "Fortunate Son blares in Russian"
I miss this game. I forgot about it since it's so old. Been many years since I have played it.
I've played this game throughout my childhood and never realized the Russians were this OP.
Russians aren`t OP. The Game is quite balanced in PlayerVSPlayer. But the AI is not very good vs defensive nations and attrition in early game. So it`s funny to watch the AI runnin vs your attrition damage in early game. But if he fight vs harder computer AI he cant really attack them back. In different situations other Nations best: Standard Game PvP 1v1 maybe Dutch best (Best Economy, you start with 2 merchants and market place), Nomad Game 1v1 PvP High Ress. Japanese best (Start with cheap farms give you fast economy, and you have good HI), in 4v4 maybe Nubians best (you have fast merchants and lot of rare ressources), on boomin sea maps maybe Egyptians best (for many wonders). For Rushin fast in Age I: Japanese, For Rushin fast in Age II: Turks best. Lakota and Mongols are always good attackin/raidin nations in Age II too. On Land map with many mountains Inca perform very well (extra gold for mountains)...etc...
This was my favorite nation/tactic when I played this as a kid
I play them on hard. Alot of the things he says isnt russia specific
Yeah the reason he won so easily is that the other nations were all set to moderate difficulty which id pretty easy.
A normal player should play against tough, and one that can play should play against tougher or toughest.
And the fact that he took 7 computers against him, just made it easier since they werent on a team, so they bombed eachother too
The game just have very deep per civ strategy that any nation can thrive depending on the players plan that favors the initial situation presented in the beginning of the game. The nations are pretty balanced and most pro players play random nations. The top pros would really choose Aztecs on a 1v1 or even British on Sahara(most played map by the pros) because of free infantry. Iroquois is also good because of extra scout and fast infantry. Spain has extra scout but at least 3 initial ruins visible could make them very fearsome.
On nomad my choice due to my less aggressive style is Nubians or Greeks when everything is played very low and expensive.
The best feature of the game is the taunt and flaring. These features ease the players on team games, give more fun and better coordinations.
In my entire gaming experience I’ve never played a dynamic game that’s too deep on strategy than RoN. This is the game for smart and fast thinking players. Although fast clicking gives advantage but the pacing balances it really well.
I love Ron and i just bought the steam edition , so happy to see someone make a video on it 2019
Several years ago, I had a similar concept for videos, but I've eased up on playing video games over the years. I'm glad to see someone else is running with the concept, and doing well for themselves.
As it turns out, the actual Russian bonus should be that Russian troops take 100% when in enemy territory based on their modern day logistics capabilities
I love Rise of Nations!
Fighters can take down stealth bombers, btw ^.^
This was the other one. :D
Shashank Venugopal hm? Lol
Extended Edition still has advanced fighters which have buffs against stealth bombers
Strictly taxation instead of caravans?
No senate until Renaissance?
Catapracht vs Supply Wagon?
Red Fort???
It’s been a while, but I don’t think is was how you do it right.
Good game nonetheless, though 👍
Don't do this to my first RTS game. Please spiff.
He don't give a Spiff.
First huh? Still heckin heck this game is old. Seriously, when this game was new, I was all of ten years old and felt damn lucky to have a crippled and dying NES...
Times sure change I guess.
#ugfpandas
My first was dune 2 for the sega genesis. A the old days of having to select your units one by one on a controller. That was some annoying shit.
@@crusaderofthelowlands3750 Here, let me do you one better. This is a knock-off of Age of Empires II. Literally uses the same game engine. No, it wasn't developed by the same developers. Happy? :)
I love your sarcasm. Earned a sub with that alone.
My sidebar introduces me to good stuff yet again. First video I watch with you, won't be the last. Initial reaction is the best parts of RTGame and TotalBiscuit. Very lovely.
Thank you for getting attention on this game Spiff, it is very underrated IMO
Great vid. Little note, the treb at 8:50 was a decoy. Why it went poof so fast.
Was wondering if anyone else picked that up
Love how the first video on Spiff's main playlist has a nice big Everything is Broken in the thumbnail.
This came up on my "recommended" list, and I never hit subscribe so fast. Incredibly entertaining. So many nostalgia feels. I remember playing this in middle school and thinking I was hot stuff.
Welcome to another episode where the spiffing Brit screws the Geneva convention 10 ways from Tuesday...
again
don't you mean he buggers it sideways with a tea bag?
That is a much better analogy from a true brit
thanks for reviving this game
"Oh look purples are attacking!" 😂😂 dead
Ahahahahaha, I just played this game today and remembered my childhood, and here is a video from you, thank you man, I just read my thoughts, an incredible coincidence, thanks for the video, purely classic
Me: "I am sober" my friend: "you have had 20 cups of tea in the past hour"
You shoulda played with unlocked population limit... Imagine, thousands of tanks flooding the enemy cities.
and it actually runs really well with thousands more cause the game's like 16 years old.
@Thuat Vuong You can still be cpu bound in some games yes, but this games architecture seems to scale pretty well with more powerful cpu's, and the gpu of course isn't a problem in this case.
Using a shit pc I was able to run the game ~30 fps with a thousand infantry, instead of the default cap of 200.
Most impressive
@@opsoc777 Holy shit, I'm going to go invade Nanjing as the Japanese and unleash 1000 samurai upon them.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Lord Voldemort The games system can only let you select I think 400 at a time so I'd just have groups of 400 I'd control.
@Lord Voldemort I was just eyeballing it but I'm fairly sure I could select at least 200 units, mostly soldiers, cause I killed off my citizens to get the max cap of soldiers before modding and was able to select them all, with a few tanks and others mixed in.
Your love for war crimes is truly a thing of beauty ❤️
I love the watermarked images that you use the preview pages for rather than buying. Awesome.
*Who needs to look after their people when you're literally living in money?*
post made by Tsar Nicholas II gang
*Kills the Tsar with Markov*
Valefisk: The Warcrime Lord
Spiff: The one who abuses a war to gain profit
Man i loved this game, and you're absolutely hilarious, spiffing indeed!
Great exploit videos, mate, I'm hooked. I really enjoy your sharp edged sarcastic commentary. And tea, I really enjoy tea.
I remember this game! My favorite nation to play as was usually China; the Power of Culture makes for an insanely good economy boom.
I was Incas because they get gold easy
I played US because my personal nationalism, but I’m redownloading it now, and looking at their bonuses... it’s a happy synergy with my playstyle anyway: I always preferred just spamming out formations of bombers: they are technically easier to counter than nukes, but since they can be used indefinitely, you don’t have to stop to think about what they bombard.
Also, gaining resources with each new unit is just nutty
got my tea my LORD!
You, sir, are completely delightful and have just earned a new subscriber.
I remember this game. One of the first rts games I fell in love with. This channel features most of the games I love. Maybe play endless space 2 you crazy Brit
We need an official number for how many different ways you have broken every game.
69420
42^42
idk maybe 1
The only real unbalanced thing in this game is actually Nukes. And those cam be disabled
I rebember when i first played the original comminting hundreds of war crimes and i counted it i have committed 5825 war crimes
Good sir, this was a jolly good time. You have earned yourself a new subscriber!
Thanks for this. Blast from the past.
Everyone knows the terra cotta army is the best wonder in the game.
It isnt that good...
That wonder will eat your population to max so that's nit good if you need other unit..
Jeandy Kume
Doesn't matter if you've won the game by the Industrial Age
For land map.. That wonder is good.. but for long term.. when we have 6 or more barracks for reloading troops.. thats just a little helps..
When we play with nukes and have many opponent..
That wonder will help for supply troops..
yeah and you can change the counter from 30 to 3
That's a lovely supercollider you've got there be a shame IF SOMEONE NUKED IT
Twice!
That was hilarious. Well done.
I don't usually watch gaming videos but this was prime comedy. Kudos.
Can you play democracy 3? Maybe stronghold great vid btw!
"The Aztecs are still using bows and arrows"
Your british gibberish, the nostalgia I laughed hard, thanks for that
I saw this video after getting referred to Rise of Nations when I was looking up if Empire Earth 3 was any good lol. I am brand new to the game but liking it so far! I am watching a second time to write down all of the important tech and wonders to help this build so I can have fun and play around and learn the game with some easy defense! One thing I would like though is a quick list of the basic research you did in order, if you or anyone knows the best order I would appreciate it! I liked, subscribed and shared your videos, thanks for the content!
>GenevaConvention has left the server
Now try this in 1v1 against human in multiplayer. And yes, there is a multiplayer.
Also 1v1 against max difficulty AI is harder then FFA with seven AI's.
For real. Mans playing vs moderate AIs
‘Americans love extra taxation’. HAHAHAHA
I don't know why but this is still one of my favorite of your videos, Spiff 💜
Me too, its a great game!