@@germanaussie6138 If I remember right, in WH fantasy it was sometimes called the realm of chaos, but its all the same. The Warp, the Immaterium, the Empyrean. Not the void, though
@@Randerson2409 Technically it is, since the void doesnt exist there, same as the armies that spawn. If from warp, it'd have a reason why say like, one moment you have an enemy army, next iys three. Like, i dunno, sacrifice your kid and suddenly you have many soldier or something
@@devilsmessanger I feel someone missed the point of my original post. "out of the void" is a common idiom, but in Warhammer, the Warp exists as a separate plane of existence, so to be a smart ass, I made my comment
@@Fetishcast pretty sure they are from Normandy assuming you are talking about the line of William the conquer. Before that Williams ancestor was rollo who was a viking of unknown origin but most likely from Scandinavia.
@@floridamancode_e2673 he means House of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha but they changed it to house Windsor because of anti germany propaganda. But yes the original bloodline dates back to rollo
@@roosterbooster6238 he did lose some infantry. 72,000 were missing after the somme alone. Granted they probably were dead. He liked his own infantry so much that he had a few shot by firing squad
If you know the stats for a Vamp Count Lord/Hero....they would definitely shit themselves as a human. Str4-5 pending on bloodline vs human 3. Initiative 3-5. Vs a human 2-3 (4 for heros) and the fact a VC lord/hero is usually above or at 4 and necros are at 3. You would definitely shit yourself on the frontline.
@@chimokey5737 no he doesn't! The humanitea is far stronger than those normal chumps, the humanitea's been strengthened by the mystical power of tea! Don't mix them up
@@chimokey5737 I mean HumaniTea infused Vamp Counts. And if we're going by Lore Vlad Von Carstien hed be Str 7-8 init 10 and Toughness 7 with a WS of 10. Yea nobody would fuck with Tea infused Vlad.
@@RottenHeretic I would technically say everything is infantry until mechanized units get involved since up to then everything used foot power of some kind.
@@LordBaktor did you even play the game bro, Manfred Von Carstein usually talks about how he is the REAL Emperor during his campaign. Also stop sneakily pushing your anti-imperialist propaganda.
@@InternetMameluq Are you saying Karl is French because of Charlemagne (Karl the Great), well hate to break it to you but the Franks and Carolingians were German
@@kraanz I think what he meant, the Brittonians faction in Warhammer are straight out of Arthurian legends and not in reference to the province in france.
Imagine fighting against this army. It would be like fighting Sauron, Voldemort, Dracula, The White Witch, Freddy Krueger, and The Wicked Witch of the West all at once.
Forgot to mention that spell damage don't scale with unit size, so spells are super OP when the unit size is set to small. P.S it's balanced for large and will be underpowered with huge armies.
At least in Warhammer 2 though, small unit size does make heroes worse actually, because it just decreases their health, but because of the way being in melee combat works, it doesn't decrease the damage they're taking. Like, it doesn't matter if they're attacking 30 soldiers or 100, only like, 5 will be able to surround and attack at a time. So the 5 soldiers are there attacking, they're going to die much faster when their health is lower.
Vampires are easily my favorite faction in this game sereis, but man, the rework of the Von Carsteins in WH3 nerfed them so hard. No second Legendary Lord on turn 2. Whether you pick Vlad or Isabella, the other spawns as a Legendary Hero instead of a Lord. They do still have some of their cool abilities, like buffing both of them if they're in the same army, but that early game powerhouse isn't nearly as good anymore.
The vanilla is way too easy to cheese. Kill the fleet, park one infantry unit on the orbit->the AI can't build a space station anymore. Rinse and repeat until you control the orbit of every planet, then you can no longer lose and can just throw stacks of ground units into auto resolve to skip the Godawful ground battles
Ivar the Boneless The point of a lot of these videos is unexpected exploits, not obvious ones. However, I’m sure The Spiffing Brit could make a good video on it regardless.
I literally dont care about war hammer but had to watch immediately because the spiffingbrit is my favorite tuber right now! Not even a tea fan and still love it
@@rultkiraly43 Well it also makes heroes much stronger, heroes hit models, the issue with heroes is that they can only hit 1 entity at once, usually doing a lot of overkill with larger unit sizes
Lowering the unit count would definitely make VC's easier since it doesn't affect the heroes themselves. Still, VC's are definitely fun factions to play because of their early game potential. Late game can be rough, however, especially against Dwarves, and vamp power trails off when better units overall are being placed on the field. At that point they require some finesse, clever use of tactics (basically flank all day) and focus on buffing your units, and debuffing the enemy, when needed, because most VC units just can't stand being placed in prolonged melee against harder opponents.
Then the One-Hundred-Eighty-Nine In the service of Heaven They're protecting the Holy Line It was 1527 Gave their lives on the steps to Heaven THY WILL BE DONE!!!!!!! For the grace, for the might of the Lord For the home of the Holy! For the faith, for the way of the sword Gave their lives so boldly! For the grace, for the might of the Lord For the home of the Holy! For the faith, for the way of the sword Come and tell their story again!
As always Spiff, you rock. I actually just got a great deal on WH from Epic, a whopping ZERO dollars (: Can't beat that. So I will be enjoying it a bit later. Thank you again.
When he said he cant recruit anymore vampire heros and he would have to build more buildings I instantly thought of the you must build additional pylons meme
@@lich109 Yes it does - they dont have ranged units, only the big hell cannons. You just fly, charge into the cannon, then run and fly again. Repeat until you kill all cannons and hero. After that you charge your army into theirs and they run in matter of several seconds.
@@martinhriibek3443 The super hordes are the ones reinforcing each other, if you hide your units while you deal with the cannons they stay back and protect them, if you show your forces then they'll engage them while you deal with the cannons. Either way you need more than Terrorgheists because they cannot handle Chosen spam.
It is really odd that they haven't fixed that. I kind of see it as a bug. It makes magic weak on big sizes and overly strong on small. Just properly balance it.
Been watching and enjoying these splendid videos for a while now and today one of my students returned from a trip to London with a pack of Yorkshire Tea! I was the happiest person in all of Japan. :) Share the tea, share the love.
Spiffing brit: doesn't wanna play the empire because Carl Franz is a german name Spiffing brit: proceeds to play as a vampire called "von Carstein"... Yea awright
Honestly this intro was the best intro I've ever had the privilege of hearing. You, my Lord, are exceptional. (Read it with the specific pauses for extra praise to our Lord Spiff)
Yes, i agree, but you can't just go get the HD version off Steam. Heroes 3 complete is available pretty cheap, has all the expansions with the extra castle types and artifacts.
Woah woah 1 mugs hold more and 2 how are you supposed to fit a mug on a saucer Everyone knows saucers are for special occasions like visiting the grandma or the queens birthday or visiting the grandma on the queens birthday
He does this 4 days after the QUEEN'S birthday ughh SPIFF YOUR DISHONOR IS THE DEATH SENTENCE I FIND OUT THE DATE BY COUNTING HOW LONG ITS BEEN SINCE THE GLORIOUS QUEENS BIRTHDAY UGGHH.!
As I was staring at your magnificent picture above my computer drinking delicious tea I was overwhelmed with inspiration in regards to the fact that I should send you a birthday card and wish you a magnificent birthday. Please accept this lovely box of tea with our congratulations on this celebrated day. PS. Long live the queen 👑💞
Around 5:20 Spiff: Enters the map. Around 5:20 ME….!!!!: No, That’s Just Skyrim….!!!! That’s Bleak Falls Bartow, There’s High Hrothgar, Rivendell, And That One Major City….!!!!
From what I've gathered through watching these Total War: Warhammer videos, a hard initial challenge basically come with a note saying "but it gets comically easy once you've somehow survived long enough to get set up."
"Starts spawning armies out of the Void"
Ahem, I think you mean the Warp, good sir
Are you sure?
@@germanaussie6138 If I remember right, in WH fantasy it was sometimes called the realm of chaos, but its all the same. The Warp, the Immaterium, the Empyrean. Not the void, though
@@Randerson2409 Technically it is, since the void doesnt exist there, same as the armies that spawn. If from warp, it'd have a reason why say like, one moment you have an enemy army, next iys three. Like, i dunno, sacrifice your kid and suddenly you have many soldier or something
he means AI cheats and creates giant armies on high difficulties even without any resources .
@@devilsmessanger I feel someone missed the point of my original post. "out of the void" is a common idiom, but in Warhammer, the Warp exists as a separate plane of existence, so to be a smart ass, I made my comment
You should tell her majesty, that her loyal communitea.. wishes her the most jovial of birthdays.
Michael Leduc Thank You!
@@queenlizzy8398 lol
Awkward
Yes
@@Ascendens_Sleepy it already pass 10k
Welcome to the new Poll. TOTAL MORE TOTAL WAR?
Total War: Empire as Britain
PLEAAAAASE
Warhammer 2
Warhammer 2!
*Yes*
"Karl Franz" - too German
"von Carstein" - pefectly fine
o.O
yep lol
it's "C" instead of "K" so it's allright
its because its written with a C in the english version while the german battletomes and the GHB write him with K
@@Fetishcast pretty sure they are from Normandy assuming you are talking about the line of William the conquer. Before that Williams ancestor was rollo who was a viking of unknown origin but most likely from Scandinavia.
@@floridamancode_e2673 he means House of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha but they changed it to house Windsor because of anti germany propaganda. But yes the original bloodline dates back to rollo
"I'm not a big fan of losing lovely infantry." Are you sure you are British?
Not everyone is cut out to be a Fiekd Marshall Haig...
Metallkopf he never lost the infantry, he knew exactly where they were.. they were dead though
@@roosterbooster6238 lmao
@@roosterbooster6238 he did lose some infantry. 72,000 were missing after the somme alone. Granted they probably were dead. He liked his own infantry so much that he had a few shot by firing squad
Neil Johnson it was a joke
Humanity: we've got ourselves a massive army with varied troops defending this city
Spiff: I have under a dozen xtra cool kids
Humanity: *sweating*
Who would win?
The might of the Empire?
Or
Ten Good Memers?
If you know the stats for a Vamp Count Lord/Hero....they would definitely shit themselves as a human. Str4-5 pending on bloodline vs human 3. Initiative 3-5. Vs a human 2-3 (4 for heros) and the fact a VC lord/hero is usually above or at 4 and necros are at 3. You would definitely shit yourself on the frontline.
I believe you mean Humanitea
@@chimokey5737 no he doesn't! The humanitea is far stronger than those normal chumps, the humanitea's been strengthened by the mystical power of tea! Don't mix them up
@@chimokey5737 I mean HumaniTea infused Vamp Counts. And if we're going by Lore Vlad Von Carstien hed be Str 7-8 init 10 and Toughness 7 with a WS of 10. Yea nobody would fuck with Tea infused Vlad.
"Overpowered cavalry are very good late game infantry" - Spiff, 2019
Take it easy he sniffed to much tea
An amusing quote, tho admittedly black knights are mid-game cav and without the lances and barding not too amazing in my experience tbh
I mean, if you think about it, aren't the horses infantry technically?
@@RottenHeretic I would technically say everything is infantry until mechanized units get involved since up to then everything used foot power of some kind.
@@clothar23 That's technically wrong. Cavalry means nothing else than rider or horseman. While Infantry means footman.
Yes, I love more. Yes, I need more.
Give me more! (Total War)
Morehammer
And TEA!
I agree my brother!
TOTAL WAR WARHAMMER 2
Total war yourself! xD
*queen:* why were you late?
*spiff:* chat wanted me to play legendary mode on war hammer
> Doesn't play as the Empire because Karl Franz is a German-sounding name
> Chooses the Von Carsteins
???
The Von Carsteins don't claim to be "The Empire" so they are okay-ish.
How are people not getting this? He didn't say don't play as them, he said it sounded too German to be referencing the English empire.
Both their queens drink blood that's why.
@@LordBaktor did you even play the game bro, Manfred Von Carstein usually talks about how he is the REAL Emperor during his campaign. Also stop sneakily pushing your anti-imperialist propaganda.
Saxe-Coburg and Gotha or Hannover dynasty are ok too?
Spiff: Franz sounds too German for me unlike Queen Elizabeth II.
Me: Coughs in Saxe-Coburg and Gotha.
Exploding-Knees: Some cultured shit that makes sense and is hilarious to knowledgeable people.
Me:
@@ABurntMuffin Also Karl is a French as fuck name, and Franz literally means 'French'. That's like saying 'Gilbert English' is such a Swedish name.
@@InternetMameluq but Franz is the german translation to the french François
lol yes
@@InternetMameluq Are you saying Karl is French because of Charlemagne (Karl the Great), well hate to break it to you but the Franks and Carolingians were German
dear queen, thanks for being the queen and also happy birthday
By the gods did you REALLY not think about thanking her for the constant BLODDY TEA SUPPLY!
By the gods that woman is beautiful 🇬🇧
@@CarlosianBigWang well the queen is a busy woman, and i'd hate to keep her waiting. short and simple for queen and country
Down with the Queen! Death to tyrants!
woah dude calm down, shes no tyrant shes a lovely old lady.
Happy birthday Queen Elizabeth!
(I know you're watching)
@@blakedup6190 Ouch, teen who wants attention.
Nvm sorry 😂
I belive, Her birthday is april, 21, so, we are a little bit late.
@@Mishanya442 she has two, largely because the British weather is terrible in April, so she celebrates in Jun on a saturday
10k likes he says,
Send a card to the queen he says.
*22k after a day*
So... moonpig time?
Yes
Yea
Yes
I wonder if you could moonpig the queen!!!!
42k 6/1/2020
>Empire led by German
Sounds perfectly British to me
Birtonnia is the bbritish one not empire
Moazzam Bin Baabur okay “moazzam bin baabur”
"German spy? I'm as British as the queen!" "So you admit it!"
@@moazzambinbaabur504 Quick geography question - where in UK do you think the region of Brittany is?
@@kraanz I think what he meant, the Brittonians faction in Warhammer are straight out of Arthurian legends and not in reference to the province in france.
“Dear Karl Franz, your Empire is fake.”
That is the most polite way I’ve ever heard someone proclaim “Death to the False Emperor.”
Please do not mind the poisoned blade in your back, kind sir. It us made in England.
Imagine fighting against this army. It would be like fighting Sauron, Voldemort, Dracula, The White Witch, Freddy Krueger, and The Wicked Witch of the West all at once.
LIVE-STREAMS THE MAKING OF THE QUEENIE CARD!!!!
Karl Franz: too german
Bretonia: doesnt even consider
Von castein: perfect
Bretonnia is French to be fair.
@@THENemesisXX99 *angry Briton noises*
It's not an empire though.
@@nicolascordier12 *cough cough* Brittany *cough cough*
@@Smelly556 cough cough shut up no one cares cough cough
25:01 A Vampire that get's a glittering Armor...Now I have to root for the Empire to burn your faction to the ground.
Is his name Edvard von Cullenstein?
SPARKLY😃😃!!
The Vamp counts get a higher chance of getting Glittering scales so i think CA knows the meme
Crush the Von Cullensteins!
Tweenmail ?
40 minute video? COLONIZE ME DADDY
Halp me
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
@@Kreeeeft We, the dutch drink too much coffee, that's just unacceptable but colonize we can as good as the British
Liam Anjewierden id rather have tea, coffee is disgusting
Durple from where are you Belgium Netherlands Germany ?
Sir Spiff: "wut? we lost one kevin???"
*REGAINS IT RIGHT AFTER*
Its still a traumatic thing, losing a kevin
@@rhyscallinan1948 oof,sorry for not respecting the loss of le Kevin 🙇🏼♂️ may he rest in peace
@@youraveragechaosspacemarin752 He was lost but now is found
The card should include a coupon for Yorkshire tea...
Fool! She's the queen! She owns all of the Yorkshire tea! And God Bless her for sharing!
Forgot to mention that spell damage don't scale with unit size, so spells are super OP when the unit size is set to small.
P.S it's balanced for large and will be underpowered with huge armies.
At least in Warhammer 2 though, small unit size does make heroes worse actually, because it just decreases their health, but because of the way being in melee combat works, it doesn't decrease the damage they're taking. Like, it doesn't matter if they're attacking 30 soldiers or 100, only like, 5 will be able to surround and attack at a time. So the 5 soldiers are there attacking, they're going to die much faster when their health is lower.
"My lady,
A lot of leaf water addicts asked me to do this for your birthday."
Don't put a 'thing' into the card.
She's not technically allowed to accept mailed things, though a card may end up on her mantle
But its okay if its Spiff, hes a patriot and is a special envoy
"Completely broken hero ball..."
YEP! The devs really nailed the Warhammer vibe in this game! Very true to the tabletop version!
I still remember the HeroHammers in the earlier editions of WHFB. Spiff is playing TW: Warhammer very correctly.
You have to send a moonpig card to the QUEEN,there is already 12 THOUSAND LIKES
cristiano cris 21 thousand at the time of this comment!
23 atm
@@christofferk2919 ya 23k btw so
Nah 23
24k now
Vampires are easily my favorite faction in this game sereis, but man, the rework of the Von Carsteins in WH3 nerfed them so hard. No second Legendary Lord on turn 2. Whether you pick Vlad or Isabella, the other spawns as a Legendary Hero instead of a Lord. They do still have some of their cool abilities, like buffing both of them if they're in the same army, but that early game powerhouse isn't nearly as good anymore.
He always makes me want to make a cup of tea whenever I see a video.
WTF?
i made tea and the second it finished boiling this video uploaded
I see the tea gods are pleased with your videos
"Ten! Ten vampire heroes! Ha ha ha..." - Spiff, doing his best imitation of The Count from sesame street -
I'd like to see you break Star Wars: EMPIRE at War.
But with forces of corruption that’s way too easy. If you corrupt everything you’re obscenely rich and your enemies are weakened.
The vanilla is way too easy to cheese. Kill the fleet, park one infantry unit on the orbit->the AI can't build a space station anymore. Rinse and repeat until you control the orbit of every planet, then you can no longer lose and can just throw stacks of ground units into auto resolve to skip the Godawful ground battles
Ivar the Boneless The point of a lot of these videos is unexpected exploits, not obvious ones. However, I’m sure The Spiffing Brit could make a good video on it regardless.
do warhammer 2 next!
great vid man, you just got a new subscriber.
"your empire is fake"
Well it's based on the HRE so it literally is
I literally dont care about war hammer but had to watch immediately because the spiffingbrit is my favorite tuber right now! Not even a tea fan and still love it
heresy, here, have some tea.
Total war needs to be played with max uni-size :3
Noneofyour Business single entity units become more powerfull on smal unit size
@@thespiffingbrit my old laptop processor can take At least medium and it's a literal potato
small units make magic more op, spells are balanced around normal unit sizes
@@rultkiraly43 Well it also makes heroes much stronger, heroes hit models, the issue with heroes is that they can only hit 1 entity at once, usually doing a lot of overkill with larger unit sizes
It's on small so there hero's do stuff and spells whip out units
The Spiffing Brit new catchphrase: "Tea is my drug of choice and I am a chronic user."
The best kind of drug, if I say so myself
Lowering the unit count would definitely make VC's easier since it doesn't affect the heroes themselves. Still, VC's are definitely fun factions to play because of their early game potential. Late game can be rough, however, especially against Dwarves, and vamp power trails off when better units overall are being placed on the field. At that point they require some finesse, clever use of tactics (basically flank all day) and focus on buffing your units, and debuffing the enemy, when needed, because most VC units just can't stand being placed in prolonged melee against harder opponents.
YES! More of Warhammer, these are the perfect game to absolutely destroy, both Total War and 40.000!
Also, happy birthday, Queenie!
You can also unlock a tech that makes all skeleton upkeep go down to 0 and have infinite armies with 19 troops only paying for the lord
oooh, is your profile pic a berserk reference?
skeletons are almost useless by the time you get that tech
@@JohnDoe-zh6cp You use them to maintain public order or as part of a reinforcing army to make the wood elves waste their arrows.
Spiffing Brit: "Yeeting loads of goblins"
Goblin slayer: *Heavy breathing*
Dwarf Slayer: *Heavier Breathing*
Dwarf DemonSlayer: *Intense Heavy Breathing*
Grimgor : very nozy and annoy grunt
@@jobreau1725 Gotrek: *Insane Heavy Breathing Followed by Loud Yelling*
First battle deployed 189... You cheeky brit, raising the 189 Papal guard from the battle of 1527.
Then the One-Hundred-Eighty-Nine
In the service of Heaven
They're protecting the Holy Line
It was 1527
Gave their lives on the steps to Heaven
THY WILL BE DONE!!!!!!!
For the grace, for the might of the Lord
For the home of the Holy!
For the faith, for the way of the sword
Gave their lives so boldly!
For the grace, for the might of the Lord
For the home of the Holy!
For the faith, for the way of the sword
Come and tell their story again!
Sabaton goodnes , is juste like tea☕️
@@jobreau1725 Buy some tea, get a free random mp3 from Sabaton's discography... shut up and take my money!
As always Spiff, you rock. I actually just got a great deal on WH from Epic, a whopping ZERO dollars (: Can't beat that.
So I will be enjoying it a bit later.
Thank you again.
Same but I noticed that I suck as the orcs.
@@AltF-ln4yj thankfully Im Great at Orcs /s
I'm going through rewatching all your vids and making sure I've liked them. Because fair is fair.
Since I started watching this channel my rate of tea consumption has gone up 964.3%. Damn, I love tea.
Dear queen let's reestablish the great British empire. (Yeet)
Do you not mean the "CommonWealth of The British Empire" as it is stated on old maps?
YES SPIF I LOVE YOU THANKS FOR DOING WARHAMMER IVE BEEN WANTING YOU TO DO IT FOR AGES
"Heroes are OP and can ruin everything" *laugh in Archaon + beefy bulky smashing chosen*
There is this new guy in town called tyrion , I once saw him kill three heroes in a battle with a pencil , he is rel gud .
Lokir in the background: „don‘t mind me, just soloing your army, heroes and lord without even taking damage. You know. Thursdays.
Also Kroak: „don‘t even talk to me unless you get at least 1000 kills a battle.“
@@ragnerschwarzmane3412 Kroak waves him away
*Settlement disintergrates*
Sorry, wrong finger.
When he said he cant recruit anymore vampire heros and he would have to build more buildings I instantly thought of the you must build additional pylons meme
Ya know, i just started this game and was looking for something to watch while it loaded...
And look who shows up right on time again.
If you somehow do TW 2, do it on SFO where you have more than 6 units at the start as a capital's garrison.
SFO?
Its the most used overhaul mod for TWWH2.
"He try to heal the Vargheists and killed itself"
A situation well known by table-top players... well of Warhammer of course, not of Age of Sigmar ^^
That dude was the most useless psyker/wizard. Did he even get a single spell off without periling and instantly KO-ing himself?
More like age of shitmar
This video hurts now that the Queen is at rest. God Bless you Spiff
Spiff: I am unstoppable and just conquered the world
Chaos Hordes:Allow us to introduce ourselves
Just put 5+ Terrorgheists in one army - snipe/hit'n'run their hero + cannon/s and watch them flee
@@martinhriibek3443 Doesn't work against the super hordes that have way too much anti-large, and spam Chosen like they're zombies.
@@lich109 Yes it does - they dont have ranged units, only the big hell cannons. You just fly, charge into the cannon, then run and fly again. Repeat until you kill all cannons and hero. After that you charge your army into theirs and they run in matter of several seconds.
@@martinhriibek3443 The super hordes are the ones reinforcing each other, if you hide your units while you deal with the cannons they stay back and protect them, if you show your forces then they'll engage them while you deal with the cannons. Either way you need more than Terrorgheists because they cannot handle Chosen spam.
You should write pls make me a knight, thank you for tea, and happy birthday.
Abuse the food mechanic in total war: three kingdoms
wait didn't rimmy did that already?
@@Wolvenworks yup
That small unit size though. Oh you did it for magic damage
It is really odd that they haven't fixed that. I kind of see it as a bug. It makes magic weak on big sizes and overly strong on small. Just properly balance it.
It also makes every single model unit supremely powerful.
Been watching and enjoying these splendid videos for a while now and today one of my students returned from a trip to London with a pack of Yorkshire Tea! I was the happiest person in all of Japan. :) Share the tea, share the love.
"Vlad gained glittering scales" Ugh I suddenly feel like some bad, suppressed memories want to surface for some reason.
Edward, is that you?💀💀💀
Sir, the new queen, she is too OP!
THE DLC SHIPPED YESTERDAY!
Big ups to the editor for putting the Spiff-co logo over the pictures :)
Spiff: IT HAS IT ALL!
Me: it doesn't have tea Spiff!
Next DLC hopefully. But still a DLC, not vanilla, unfortunately
Warhammer 2 has medicinal herbs as a trading resource.. and we all know that means tea.
@@emilborg7133 ya but those arent tea leaves, so by Spiff standards, it gets thrown in the atlantic with the coffee
Spiffing brit: doesn't wanna play the empire because Carl Franz is a german name
Spiffing brit: proceeds to play as a vampire called "von Carstein"...
Yea awright
Honestly this intro was the best intro I've ever had the privilege of hearing. You, my Lord, are exceptional. (Read it with the specific pauses for extra praise to our Lord Spiff)
That's how commas work
Day 1 of asking Spiff to play the glorious game that is Heroes of Might and Magic III.
I need this in my life now
Yes, i agree, but you can't just go get the HD version off Steam. Heroes 3 complete is available pretty cheap, has all the expansions with the extra castle types and artifacts.
@@supervillain3213 Yes. Don't get it off of Steam. Good Ol Games has the complete version, get it there.
@@mattheww7893 yeah i checked it right after i saw your first comment, it's like $3.39 right now.
I would love to watch him abuse the crap out of Necropolis because we all know that Vamp Lords and Skeleton Death-balls are perfectly balanced xD
Empire Total War actually got me hooked on strategy games
Imagine if he found out about the chariots for the tomb kings in total Warhammer 3
Games: why cant you play games NORMALY FOR ONCE!
Spiff: NORMAL isnt in my vocabulary. (sipping tea in background)
"Im not a big fan of losing lovely infantry " Has 2 UNITS of infantry
Thorsten Wüschner they are already in the first place so....
When he does not have them, he can not loose them. Easy enough. Tea?
:This is likely to ruin a certain amount of balance in the game:
Excellent
COASTER?!
What kind of tea isnt served on SAUCER?
Also MUG? Shouldn't tea be served in a cup? Mugs are much too uncouth!
Woah woah 1 mugs hold more and 2 how are you supposed to fit a mug on a saucer Everyone knows saucers are for special occasions like visiting the grandma or the queens birthday or visiting the grandma on the queens birthday
Can't wait for the Lego battles is perfectly balanced vid
NO WAYYY I was hoping he'd do this but I thought "nah no way, it's an rts" but here I am
Its turn based though
Love the vids they keep me laughing for hours.
Total War 3K vid perhaps?
Spiff drinks with a coaster, when perfectly useful saucers exist....
BLASPHEMY
He does this 4 days after the QUEEN'S birthday ughh SPIFF YOUR DISHONOR IS THE DEATH SENTENCE I FIND OUT THE DATE BY COUNTING HOW LONG ITS BEEN SINCE THE GLORIOUS QUEENS BIRTHDAY UGGHH.!
random Stuff her birthdays 21st of April he's 2 months late
@@dfdempire8912 hmm does google lie good sir it said the 8th of june for google hmmm...
random Stuff both google and Siri at 21st of April 1926
I'm telling it now: Dawn of War: Ultimate Apocalypse is a perfectly balanced mod with no exploits whatsoever
I've sat with Lillibet and the puppies, had tea, laughs and fascinating conversations. She's like family to me, God Bless her.
This is the most op dnd campaign I’ve ever witnessed
I'm probably too late, but YES.
BIRTHDAY CARD SEND NOW
"Maybe the day this video comes out on, maybe the video after."
Not even close, Spiff. Not even close.
he was one day of her birthday
As I was staring at your magnificent picture above my computer drinking delicious tea I was overwhelmed with inspiration in regards to the fact that I should send you a birthday card and wish you a magnificent birthday. Please accept this lovely box of tea with our congratulations on this celebrated day.
PS. Long live the queen 👑💞
Give her majesty the Queen a very happy birthday and tell her that here at Yorkshire tea she should get her lifetime supply of tea within the decade
Cleavage is such a beautifull name. I always love when you say it
How many Likes Do we need to send her a Birthday Card?
Oh.
WE Surpassed it?
LETS GET ANOTHER 10K *FOR ANOTHER CARD!*
it's already been achieved at over 20k
@@roboticrainbow Then lets get 30K!
Birthday Card:
Hi,
Happy Birthday!
about 466.000 people
Around 5:20 Spiff: Enters the map.
Around 5:20 ME….!!!!: No, That’s Just Skyrim….!!!! That’s Bleak Falls Bartow, There’s High Hrothgar, Rivendell, And That One Major City….!!!!
From what I've gathered through watching these Total War: Warhammer videos, a hard initial challenge basically come with a note saying "but it gets comically easy once you've somehow survived long enough to get set up."
Spiff please show us the perfectly balanced nature of Caesar 4. We must have our great spiffing empire. (5th attempt)
Still waiting for Spiff to play TABS HORSE with Tom after I saw him comment wanting to play in one of Toms videos
A whole new meaning to herohammer
5:00 I’m her from the future, ur queen dies
Had the same experience when I first played TTW with the von Carsteins :D Very good video^^
I loved watching your rim world and seeing your support for the Great British empire
Spiff: The Empire is run by a German dude, we don't want that!
Also Spiff: Let's play the Von Carsteins!
Okay now you've done it Spiff. In the future I'm going to randomly come across Clevarge fanfiction on the internet.
Oh... You haven't already? Sweet naive summerchild.
Yusss Spiff, moar Total War vids. I love the series. Funny goon squad action here too.
Vlad and Stephanie totally doing a Legolas / Gimli kill count competition on that city wall.
Your videos are amazing. That’s it. Keep scrolling
I'm not going to keep scrolling