I don't know your real name, but you are my favorite Russian. I love how you are so enthusiastic and describe things in your videos. I love your accent too. :)
Hey you guys, I'm gonna show you how to be messy. So first what you do is not care and crack your egg and open it over the table. Then, we're gonna put 1 tablespoon in total of baking soda on the table. Then, we're gonna get sugar on the cup and table. Put the table in the microwave for 4 mins. (Cut) there you go guys we just made table cake.
NetherBow Me: MOOOM WHERE IS DAD'S GUN? Mom: It's in the closet, honey, wait what are you going to do with it? Me: Nothing, but don't come into my room if you hear a gun shot
This guy has a PhD in chemistry. He teaches in New York City. The accent is exaggerated for entertainment purposes. he is anything but poor. But his character in the videos sells better if he appears to be a bachelor who never has clean utensils, has to look for a fork, etc. Makes him more likable. He knows how to Make money from TH-cam. Obviously. The gullibility of people that watch this stuff just amazes me. I understand the state of our educational system now.
+MCplays - Minecraft PE He does occasional interviews in business journals like Forbes. business weekly. I read it in a reputable journal about a year ago. he gave the interview,.I am certain that they fact checked him.
+adam o'riley it's funny because his name is Adolf Hitler and Adolf Hitler actually did drop out of college to be an artist but got kicked out because he couldn't paint faces on the people in his paintings.
Thanks for this upload, I just made a great lunch, and used the scrambled eggs hack!..i added a dash of pepper, a little salt, and a little spoonful of safflower oil right in with the milk...then wrapped it in a toasted wrap from my toaster oven though with 2 slices of American cheese. Great wrap!
+Fabian Acosta I'm laughing so hard tears r rolling down my face. When he said "co cow" for "coco" I lost it. Being that I'm watching at 4:07am doesn't help either.😯😯
For the cake... You can just mix angel food cake mix and chocolate cake mix and add 3 tablespoons of that to a mug. Then add two tablespoons of water to the mug and microwave that for a minute
Using the microwave can actually give you cancer if used way too often ( Not kidding about this. When I found out about this fact, I literally started worrying )
I doubt that's true, all a microwave does is heat up the water molecules in your food. Apparently 50% of people born today will get some kind of cancer or another by the time they reach old age, there's not much point worrying about it.
The radiation caused by a microwave isn't enough to harm you unless you make every single meal you eat in a microwave for decades lol don't worry about it
for the cake, can I not use the cacoa powder and chocolate chips? I'm not a big fan of chocolate, I usually just like plain/vanilla cakes but will it work the same?
you know the food is good when taras takes off his shades
"Alright guys, let's try it and see if I'll die or not"
Famous last words.
LETHAL MEMES lol
His measuring skills are accurate asf
lmao
bruh😂😂😂
Watch his science experiments.. there he's being really careful, but here .. noone never died cause of 2tablespoons of flour instead of one. Greets!
It wont bake or cook properly if you do that...
+Maria Mintcheva or won't taste good
CRH: only 3 tablespoons of chocolate chips
Me: dumps the whole bag in it
And if you have extra, don't be scared to use it aswell
Whenever I made homemade chocolate chip cookies, the recipe calls for 1 cup, I add the whole bag (~3 cups). Cookies are SO much better... =)
King Harambe
King Harambe thats the goodest measurement XD
*Taras
"LETS SEE IF I DIE OR NOT" I LOST IT XDDD
yes:)
It s a real browni
XPWNZERX. In Soviet Russia Brownie Eats You!
Makes sense.
What part
"Mix the milk with the eggs until it looks like milky eggs" ....but..that's.. That's what it is...
😂😂
omg i'm dying 😂😂😂
lollll
Supermonbro no it wasn't
2:27 you know its good when he needed to take off the sun glasses
Lol so true
+Daizha Elie Johnson Amen lol
ohh I didn't now wow
yes
This comment made my day
No wonder he often wears camouflage. His counter looks like a war zone.
LordZanba 😂 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by the time college is done they have gone through like 10 microwaves
in Russia microwave go through you
In Russia *YOU* are Microwave...
i have. onky gone through 1 and a half.
MiJoPaFo in Russia Chernobyl is microwave
I don't know your real name, but you are my favorite Russian. I love how you are so enthusiastic and describe things in your videos. I love your accent too. :)
Lisa Johnson I believe his real name is Tarus Kul, that is his second channel, which you are on.
Thank you Sam. :)
Actually I believe his FULL name is Taras Kulakov
Shirley Webber Really? I never knew it was shortened, thanks for that.
His name is Taras Kul
He has uploaded this video at least 20 times... and I happily watch it every time lolol
It is nice to know I'm not the only one that does that.
Jmantheawsome1 and me :)
Canyon Lione Me Too!
He was in love with the Coco from the brownie
No...just no...
He totaly was in love with the Coco but i need help with my math homework.. What 9+10?
Did he buy it for the low low???
adam yehuda 910 duh
21
"Now time to taste it. Let's check it out.."...."Mmm"
Don't elaborate to much with your reaction to its taste! 😅😂
*Alright time to taste it.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
For the brownie in a mug you can replace all the dry ingredients with brownie mix
and then put the pot on top of that
And replace all the wet ones with yogurt
but then how would i be so messy like Taras :(?
2:53
and then grab bacon and start Putin it inside of a plate
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Kill me! 😂
😂😂
please explain to me in depth how Russia is being insulted here
Russian reference
he measured out a pinch of salt...
Evan gonzalez Im
Am i the only one who like overcooked bacon?
Amanda Torres I like it
that bacon he made was actually undercooked. not an opinion, put it in the microwave for longer
Update: I tried the bacon recipe, but something gone wrong and now I have spilled bacon oil all over my kitchen
Amanda Torres I will try brownie tonight
Amanda Torres nope. I love over cooked bacon and im too lazy to use a pan so I always cook my bacon with the Microwave
5:31 made me die idk why I just died when he started pouring more then a tablespoon each time then he gave up 😂😂😂😂😂
Hey you guys, I'm gonna show you how to be messy. So first what you do is not care and crack your egg and open it over the table. Then, we're gonna put 1 tablespoon in total of baking soda on the table. Then, we're gonna get sugar on the cup and table. Put the table in the microwave for 4 mins. (Cut) there you go guys we just made table cake.
+Sean and Mika's toy reviews 😂😂😂😂😂
I can't stop laughing lol
Lol
Great Idea !!!!
+BC1 same
Did he use a KNIFE to mix the egg and milk?!?
only in russia
he is just a simple man who doing things very simply or may be a student so we should not expect professional expectations.
+CBGamingCenter in Russia knife mix you
He only put 3 table spoons
ChucklingCard3 He put one before
If you think any of those measurements were close your fooling yourself
Self raising flower, sugar, VANILLA EXTRACT
this guy reminds me of crazyrussianhacker.
Sk8 dance dream he can't be crazyrussianhacker the intro is the same.
+RatedASMR He is the crazyrussianhacker.
Nate Man don't lie to me.
R u havin' a giggle m9?
Nate Man he could be a twin brother.
This is like the serious version of HowToBasic
AWESOME now I can make weed brownies really easy
K
send me one
Nice bro 😂👊
That's just bad 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑
+Billybob Yarmas What? No. The weed should be in the butter, that's the time consuming part. A microwave chocolate brownie has no butter..
"Put 4 table spoons of flour" *puts 3* "4 table spoons of sugar" *puts 3*
Safety is number one priority.
Grammar is #2 so don't make jokes about it!
Cant breathe
😂😂
if he talked Russian will you gone understand him puffffff haters.
If you spoke English we would be able to understand you to samo
STOP BEING SOOOOO RUDE TO HIM WHAT DID HE DO TO U HE HAS AN AWESOME CHANNEL
"Alright guys, let's try it and let's see if I die or not !!"
"You can even do it one handed, except, I failed..." 😂😂😂😂
5:13 "2 tablespoons of coocao"
CrazyRussianHacker 2015
6:48 You could say it's a.... cupcake
Omg I just burst out laughing, that was so cheesy I can taste it
This is amazing!!!!lol
NetherBow
Me: MOOOM WHERE IS DAD'S GUN?
Mom: It's in the closet, honey, wait what are you going to do with it?
Me: Nothing, but don't come into my room if you hear a gun shot
*finds the nearest gun* "i dont want to live on this planet anymore"
*dun dun cssssh* ;D
This video should've been called "How To Microwave".
LOL 2:21 "lets see if i die or not"
these recipes are going to be super helpful for collage! TY!
Can I use taco spring water instead of nacho spring water?
Best comment ever!
+Prunus Serrulata why don't you get your own spring water, its nacho (not cho) spring water
😂
Prunus Serrulata XD
My ocd was bugging me when he made the cake... I'm just like NO NO NO CLEAN IT =.=
+DarkSkull TRUE
+DarkSkull what xDDD WOW
People diagnose themselves with anything . It's ridiculous.
Are you in dah hood, making eggs and stirring with a knife, in a cup
+PennilessData because he's russian
+Shabil Shamsuddin preety amazin, huh?
+게윤 That's the funniest thing I've read all day! :D
he also have a Siberian husky
ASSCREAM AND CARAMEL!
convulsing with laughter omg idk why this is so funny. A+
:I I don't see the fun in this really he is Russian and has trouble speaking this American accent
+Amber Cats true said some people just don't understand
it sounds like ASSCREAM AND CAMEL for me
Someone is holding the camera I thought he is all alone on a mountain
Rat Kabu wtf
Rat Kabu maybe it's on his shoulder xD
Rat Kabu it could be a gopro on his chest
Rat Kabu he has friends and family
Rat Kabu his mom
6:51
alright, time to taste it. let's check it out
.
.
.
hmm.
*now I know the taste, the taste is hmmm.
"I'm not sure if you can see but this is how it's gonna look"
"Just stick it in the microwave"
Throws it in lol he's the best
This guy has a PhD in chemistry. He teaches in New York City. The accent is exaggerated for entertainment purposes. he is anything but poor. But his character in the videos sells better if he appears to be a bachelor who never has clean utensils, has to look for a fork, etc. Makes him more likable. He knows how to Make money from TH-cam. Obviously. The gullibility of people that watch this stuff just amazes me. I understand the state of our educational system now.
really? how do you know?
He actually lives in North Carolina so...
+Julia Ingalls he does? So do I!
Shut up Crazy Russian Hacker Hater -_-
+MCplays - Minecraft PE
He does occasional interviews in business journals like Forbes. business weekly. I read it in a reputable journal about a year ago. he gave the interview,.I am certain that they fact checked him.
I love how precise your proportions are.
This might be an old video but I'm in school and my parents aren't home when I come back so these work perfectly for me! Thank you!
You were probably the coolest student in your college. XD
He put in 4 pieces of bacon and took out like 6? interesting lol
Thankyou! I thought I was the only one noticing that.
They started ripping apart
+kelly123987 demrifnoc itanimulli
+ElektroOfficial looc os s'taht ,lol
You can see at they just ripped apart. Logic.
Did you really just use a knife to mix eggs and milk?
Yes he did. We all have done it once.
Yes.yes he did.
And?
U mad bro lol
potato shaped potato omg i love potato shaped potatoes
Instead of paper towels, use a pile of aluminum foil in the microwave. It cooks the bacon more evenly ;)
Maybe o should try that
And watch as it catches on fire!
+krumpll couldnt you use old CD's and DVD's like lil hot plates?
Doyle Hodges Yes! Talk about innovation! They make your food nice and crunchy too definitely worth a try
That will explode your microwave
To make mug cake: about 5 minutes
To clean up mess from mug cake recipe:1 year
Watsap evribody! Welkem bek to mi laborotoy whers safity is nember one.
This is why i love you Taras :)
Will vegetable oil work for the brownie
BeccaSlays yes. I'd use vegetable oil over olive since it's taste is neutral
Will kielbasa work instead of mayonez
BeccaSlays
How about molten butter
I dropped out of college to be an artist.
and....?
😂
That didn't work out well either, did it?
and that failed huh?
+adam o'riley it's funny because his name is Adolf Hitler and Adolf Hitler actually did drop out of college to be an artist but got kicked out because he couldn't paint faces on the people in his paintings.
I love the way he says "microwave". This is menly cooking!
Thanks for this upload, I just made a great lunch, and used the scrambled eggs hack!..i added a dash of pepper, a little salt, and a little spoonful of safflower oil right in with the milk...then wrapped it in a toasted wrap from my toaster oven though with 2 slices of American cheese. Great wrap!
Who else just hates that he makes a mess when he does things with foods or drinks?
I was thinking the same thing
Me
***** no.
Lel. He probably spends more time cleaning than actually cooking
Watch howtobasic then
Taras, you're so Kul.
I see what you did there, ;)
Oooohhhh I get it now....
captions at 6:38. thank me later
oh my
wow
Oh my..
Woah
LOL
Love your videos! Especially the hack videos. I use these little hacks from your videos all the time
0:55
"For this experiment"
Me: wait wait experiment I thought this was how to cook stuff in a microwave
(Checks title)
Me: WHY U DO DIS TO ME
He said 4 table spoons of flour but he put 3.....
wait shouldnt the potato be boiled so it wouldnt be raw?
+Mitch Scott (MrGloopy) mikavave*
Yes i can make scrambled eggs now.
I can do it normally on a stove anyway xD
I never add milk to my scrambled eggs df
+Lucas Witek
OMG me too! Putting milk in scramble eggs?!
+Lucas Witek its for making the eggs smoother
datprincetho after its done cooking add some cheese and let it melt on the eggs makes it 100x better
The food hack at 3.50 is awesome!
Великолепно, Тарас)))
Продолжай в том же духе! Обожаю твой канал!..
Turn on subtitles at 0:42 xD Haha
Keep the subtitles on and read at 4:56
😂
+Corbett Gray fables porn 😂😂😂
6:30 - 6:36 😂 big..
in place of natural spring water can i use tide pool water?
natural sea water is the best option imo
snip snap doggo but not the woof bork ones nah i had the best experience with ocean oilwater. it was so good that i had to visit the doctor!
snip snap doggo but not the woof bork ones no if you don't use natural spring water the mix will emit a toxic fume and explode
After a year of being subscribed all ive ever done from his videos is the paper towel bacon hack lmao.
😂😂😂 I've never done any but still watch anyway
+Monica Leonard Ive done most of these.
Niamh Henry same
+Niamh Henry they are the same person :v
This really helped a lot like the bacon one. In the morning before school I don't have enough time to cook bacon in the stove so I use the microwave
I bake so when he made the cakes in a mug and stuff like that he made me so nervous bc he doesn't measure correctly😂😂
Вери импрессив! Бат ай хав э квестшон, ю сэйд эбаут тайм фор майкровэйв, бат ноу уан ворд эбаут пауер! Ин вич пауер ай хав ту пуч тзе майкровэйв ?
хигх
Ïłpx ńžæß jhūŵë??
4:49 I love how he says chocolate chips lol
shokolit shits
or you can just have Scooby fruit snacks
Do you intentionally spill your stuff here and there?
It's so funny you were worried about spilling in microwave
For the brownie in the cup, is that self raising flour or just normal flour, I'm talking about the first one (the brownie) not the cake
Ir says all purpose flour so it's normal
what about the spring water?
can't we use normal?
i herd some were it its called(cu-cow) but i call it (co-co)
Cacao ---> seed
Cocoa ---> powder chocolate
Roses are red
Are you a bird
'Cause as Taras would say
-are you a nerd
made the brownie and it was pretty good.
CASTIEL
me to
Is it supposed to be runny? Because I tried it and it was runny so I put it in longer and it was smoking and still runny
meassuring skill. 9000
My oven was broken for a few months recently, I wish I'd watched this then.
I find your accent adorable
It's an exaggerated accent
+GotTheSauce yes it is
Thank you Taras
Now im much more hungry ;-;
Lol
FLLFFL RHG THEN WHY THE H*EL WOULD U WATCH THIS THEN!!!
CrazyCzechhacker when will you make a new life hack video
*CrazyUkrainianHacker
**CrazySerbianHacker
***CrazyCrotianHacker
ill make sure to wear my gogles next time I bake, oh one question is icecream called caramel in russia?
Nope, he said ice cream but he also said caramel :)
+Brian Tacos He had ice cream and caramel.
boom.. so creative russian.......the way you prepare is like a survivor, and it's nice
The way he says cocoa. 😂
How about the way the English spelled it?
When he says natural its sounds like nacho
he can time travel too 3:09
the proper way to say it is "ca-cowa"
That mug
Helen Sandoval doe
0:33 me all night long
you made my day
+Nick Ito lol your funny
Luke Skywalker YO SKIN GONNA GET REKT FOR THAT
You know it's good when he takes off his safety glasses.
You can put a cup on a plate and hang bacon over the cup and microwave, it works well
my dad has the same plates as u
Cool
The microwave changed
Thomas Meyer these are different vids all in one
Thomas Meyer microwave.......microwave never changes.....
xD
5:13 what the hell is "co cow"
Cacao.
XD
Lmfao why tf was this more funny then it actually is ? 😂😂
+Fabian Acosta I'm laughing so hard tears r rolling down my face. When he said "co cow" for "coco" I lost it. Being that I'm watching at 4:07am doesn't help either.😯😯
+YafatherYT
He said "co cow" because that's how it's said in Russia.
For the cake... You can just mix angel food cake mix and chocolate cake mix and add 3 tablespoons of that to a mug. Then add two tablespoons of water to the mug and microwave that for a minute
I love watching your videos. You make my dY week month & Year!! 👍🏻👍🏻
GUYS WATCH IT IN ENGLISH CAPTIONS, ITS KILLING ME
wtf hahahahaha
😂😂💔💔💔
"Fables porn" 😂
When I put it it said pooped corn😂😂😂😵
A slow pitch in I S😂
Using the microwave can actually give you cancer if used way too often
( Not kidding about this. When I found out about this fact, I literally started worrying )
I doubt that's true, all a microwave does is heat up the water molecules in your food. Apparently 50% of people born today will get some kind of cancer or another by the time they reach old age, there's not much point worrying about it.
The radiation caused by a microwave isn't enough to harm you unless you make every single meal you eat in a microwave for decades lol don't worry about it
Show me the scientific report please.
Jadey So I am at risk.....
kinda found the on youtube
not sure if its true though
connanacab
Lmao
I'm weak
"Okay guys let's try this and see if I die or not" Lmao 😂😂😂
for the cake, can I not use the cacoa powder and chocolate chips? I'm not a big fan of chocolate, I usually just like plain/vanilla cakes but will it work the same?
1:00 CYKA :D
My thoughts about soviets