DAZ WATCHES WOMAN IN LOVE WITH CHANDELIER

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  • How's it going Dazzlers? Welcome BACK to Daz Games and another Daz Watches! For today's video we are going to be reacting to a woman who has fallen in love with a Chandelier. I can't believe it either, what will people fall in love with next?! Let's watch the video!
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  • @htfs493
    @htfs493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10031

    Imagine confessing your love to this woman and she just says to you “sorry, but I’ve already found the love of my life” and then pulls out a fucking chandelier.

  • @moistpubes56
    @moistpubes56 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9249

    The fact that this lady has a better relationship with a chandelier than my parents together is crazy

    • @Blobfishlovr69
      @Blobfishlovr69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Bro same💀

    • @natinahat
      @natinahat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      DAYUM u right….

    • @Layla-px3jy
      @Layla-px3jy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      same💀

    • @jjaayy3063
      @jjaayy3063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I can’t decide wether to laugh or cry at the relatability

    • @ena9330
      @ena9330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You have parents?

  • @idrawstuff8708
    @idrawstuff8708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    This woman took 'You turn me on like a light switch' to a whole new level

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice 😏😉

    • @Pawxboxpc126
      @Pawxboxpc126 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      When you’re moving your body around & around.
      I bet if Charlie Puth saw this video, he would probably regret his decision. LOL

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Pawxboxpc126 an absolute tune

  • @pari3879
    @pari3879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8334

    Despite the jokes he makes about his abusive ex, it's quite sad knowing anyone thought harming Daz is ok in a relationship. Just goes to show, no matter who you are, how big your heart is. There will always be that one person to ruin anything they get their hands on. I love you Daz, stay Dazzling.

    • @Suren2122
      @Suren2122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      @@retajrose555 As a long time viewer of daz i have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, he always makes jokes about all people not just women they're not meant to be taken seriously. And about the plastic surgery thing, all he said was that women shouldn't have to make their lips bigger to feel pretty just because of the beauty standard we have today. at no point did he say "you can't have plastic surgery'.

    • @gabrielpenny6159
      @gabrielpenny6159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sas

    • @M1NXR0D
      @M1NXR0D 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Tf is going on?

    • @MariFer2660
      @MariFer2660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      🤔🤔🤔 Wow, I didn't know he had an abusive ex...you are right, who would do that to a nice person like him or another person. I love Daz too and I also share your thoughts, Daz stay Dazzling.🥰😍🤩

    • @hanamarie6758
      @hanamarie6758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@Suren2122 the jokes about cheating and abuse where a subtle joke about his ex soheila

  • @whenlexiwasthere
    @whenlexiwasthere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3089

    "Once you fall inlove, you're doomed."
    Wise, wise words

  • @brianastonesifer7220
    @brianastonesifer7220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1200

    I love how daz doesn't judge this woman because she's in love with inhabit objects, he judges her because she's in love with MULTIPLE inhabit objects. 😂😂

    • @ColouredCowOfficial
      @ColouredCowOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I know right lol
      Thats what we love about him ❤

    • @lilybear8708
      @lilybear8708 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Inanimate* :)

    • @mintpastill
      @mintpastill ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She's a loving item bigamist 😏

    • @Bixen_Bings
      @Bixen_Bings ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's a polyobject relationship

    • @beatricedarling1580
      @beatricedarling1580 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@lilybear8708 You beat me to it.

  • @RoanNebunescu
    @RoanNebunescu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4527

    I don't know why but "CHANDALIA" is making me giggle and honestly it's probably because I can imagine someone trying to be unique and naming their child that.
    Edit: The title of the video originally said "Chandalia" , Daz has since changed it. x3

    • @just_max_and_thats_fax
      @just_max_and_thats_fax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      omggg i had the same fucking thought😂😂

    • @Binkl3bonk
      @Binkl3bonk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some people do it means make my daughter a stripper

    • @molly8141
      @molly8141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sia’s child😂

    • @ooof5gtgtgtgtgtgtgtf4f.
      @ooof5gtgtgtgtgtgtgtf4f. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I tho CHANDALIA is a sickness lmao

    • @BethRose
      @BethRose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Molly yes! Was waiting for this comment 🤣🤣👍

  • @ChibiKittie02
    @ChibiKittie02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2020

    I don’t see how anyone could be abusive and/or cheat on Daz. He’s so sweet and caring. It just makes me so sad :( He deserves the best in life!

    • @berceaiondaniel9135
      @berceaiondaniel9135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Which person was it that has done that to him?

    • @Loverpink663
      @Loverpink663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@berceaiondaniel9135 soheila or however you spell it

    • @berceaiondaniel9135
      @berceaiondaniel9135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Loverpink663 wait do you mean the brunette? The one that did a makeup video with him?

    • @bethdavies218
      @bethdavies218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@berceaiondaniel9135 his old ex Kate and his 2019 girlfriend Sohelia {I think}

    • @berceaiondaniel9135
      @berceaiondaniel9135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@bethdavies218 wtf mate and sohelia seemed to be such a nice girl...thanks for telling me

  • @audreyjenkins9332
    @audreyjenkins9332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    Daz: I want to die.
    Also Daz: Wondering how marriages and divorces work with objects.

  • @solus8685
    @solus8685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4691

    Daz: "Girls look for qualities like their dads in their partner"
    Me: "wtf no"
    Also me: *doesn't want a relationship*
    Me: _wait a minute_

    • @Worm770
      @Worm770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Same

    • @junejuniejune
      @junejuniejune 2 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      Frr I'm always like "I would never date someone like that!"
      Meanwhile all my fictional crushes are the biggest walking red flags ever

    • @user-en8df1ne2x
      @user-en8df1ne2x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I literally have no relationship with my dad and for years I’ve been repulsed by the idea of dating and now it all makes sense

    • @MothsInATrenchcoat11
      @MothsInATrenchcoat11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      im a guy and i still panic went over all my old crushes to make sure i wasn't doing that and conclude hopefully n o t

    • @AudensToothGap
      @AudensToothGap 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I LIKE WOMEN WAIT

  • @ramaaamaamam9305
    @ramaaamaamam9305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1948

    daz literally never fails to make me laugh, im always rolling around in my bed XD

  • @sweetsanity3036
    @sweetsanity3036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    "Did she just suck off that chandelier?" made me laugh my ass off. Only 2 minutes into the video. I think we all need more laughter.

  • @shiryo9995
    @shiryo9995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    Me: *Suddenly has urge to drink tea*
    Me: *Makes tea*
    Me: *Sits down with tea and see’s notification for this video*
    Me: “Ah, it looks like my Daz senses were tingling.”

  • @kirstylfc28
    @kirstylfc28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    My son started watching daz games, I would hear "how's it going dazzles", numerous times a day. I find him bloody hilarious, he just says things that have me rolling for days

    • @splishsplashuropinionistrash
      @splishsplashuropinionistrash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Visna Reija be gone bot

    • @cat_ww7400
      @cat_ww7400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      i showed him to my parents a few times and now they love him, now it's a habit for us to watch whenever i come and sit down in the living room with them

    • @Frozenbucky
      @Frozenbucky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha 😂😂

    • @Baldjotarokujo
      @Baldjotarokujo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dazzlers*

    • @DogDay02
      @DogDay02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cat_ww7400 I’m glad you found something with you and your family to do together😁

  • @tinaadams9226
    @tinaadams9226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "If my girlfriend came downstairs with dust all over her I'd dust her!"
    Ladies and gents, Daz is true boyfriend material!! 👏🏻 He takes care of his gals lol

  • @madds0458
    @madds0458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    “Unlike a girlfriend, you can ship it to you” I mean to be fair, you can ship a girlfriend….just buy her plane tickets 🤣🤣

    • @SteakBoss1
      @SteakBoss1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Not shipping if it ain’t on a ship 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ​@@SteakBoss1 send her on a cruise then damn

    • @milliejoy2461
      @milliejoy2461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@SteakBoss1 shipping literally means travel via car or plane

    • @prestonrichey9375
      @prestonrichey9375 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@milliejoy2461 and ship

    • @chumpylumpy8072
      @chumpylumpy8072 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean you can also 😳😳

  • @sadnhigh
    @sadnhigh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    Daz I respect the fact that you can talk about the pain you clearly had to endure during your time with horrid exs. You made me laugh so hard, with the wife joke man ahah. We all love you daz!

  • @luv._luciaaa111
    @luv._luciaaa111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    Daz: women tend to look for qualities which their dad has
    Me: my dads a pathalogical liar, cheater and a functional alcoholic
    I’m completely fucked 😭

    • @DuckyToon.
      @DuckyToon. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dang

    • @kbar_03_54
      @kbar_03_54 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Just choose not to find someone with his qualities!
      Noticing this is the first step..

    • @sand_eater101
      @sand_eater101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I am a complete recreation of my dad. Oh fu-

    • @ninaelizabethdewitt
      @ninaelizabethdewitt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @kj-pn8ll
      @kj-pn8ll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sand_eater101 lmao you don't have to be tho, I used to be too but I made changes and now I don't hate myself 😌💅

  • @blueXwren
    @blueXwren 2 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    Is this... real life?
    When you're lonelier than a woman who's in love with a chandelier.

    • @leapfrog2435
      @leapfrog2435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      if this is real, as a part of the lgbtq community, I dont think objects are sentient and can love you back so it's gonna be a one-sided relationship.
      what did you think I was gonna say I don't claim her?

    • @blueXwren
      @blueXwren 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@leapfrog2435 ...No?

    • @SeaStarr2890
      @SeaStarr2890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That's the weirdest response. I think leap frog is confused.
      I imagine this sort of thing is real and honestly I think it stems from deep mental health issues 🤷‍♀️

    • @blueXwren
      @blueXwren 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @potatointhepocket NOOOOOOOO!!! 😭🤣

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​@@leapfrog2435 Why did you even bring up the LGBT community 😭😭

  • @Ciarasoup
    @Ciarasoup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    “You can’t fall in love with a pair of scissors”
    Japanese Legends: about that-

    • @wumbology6072
      @wumbology6072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Well now I need to know the legend!

    • @ilikedaisys536
      @ilikedaisys536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I am so sorry fir all the bots in your reply-

    • @kollar_yuto8298
      @kollar_yuto8298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Bro when did bots get to TH-cam💀

    • @HelenA-nt4ot
      @HelenA-nt4ot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Um what the hell does that mean?

    • @annagross9837
      @annagross9837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ~Slit mouth woman~

  • @ffionliz20
    @ffionliz20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I absolutely love how Daz can look past the craziness and get offended on behalf of the objects for her having so many and basically cheating on them all with each other while the others watch 😂😂😂

  • @1Katakana
    @1Katakana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    "Just ship it".
    She is shipping it. She's shipping it and herself.
    "What's lumia's vows gonna be?"
    I'll hang around you forever.

  • @spirit1288
    @spirit1288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    fun fact: at 6:24, although it looks like one, this is actually not a chandelier talking, just Daz, but it's so accurate that i had to triple check to make sure

    • @therealms-9320
      @therealms-9320 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Omg, really??? Thank you for letting me know, I swear I thought that was a chandler.

  • @kaylyn7561
    @kaylyn7561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    her form of tinder is facebook marketplace

  • @Bean_232
    @Bean_232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    Wait, if she marries the chandelier and dies,does all her stuff legally go to the chandelier..?

    • @teodoratodorovic1913
      @teodoratodorovic1913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Omg yeah 😂

    • @autxmnsdaydreams.7112
      @autxmnsdaydreams.7112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Image if it goes to the statue of liberty.. the drama between them O-O🙌

    • @w4976.
      @w4976. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@autxmnsdaydreams.7112 Or even the drum kit

    • @Darkrider2856
      @Darkrider2856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Holy moly hahahahaha🤣🤣

    • @Burnout121EA
      @Burnout121EA 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good question

  • @CrazyWarriorCatLady
    @CrazyWarriorCatLady 2 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    So…she loves objects, but she is clearly polyamorous as well. She “married” the Statue of Liberty and the chandelier.

    • @sicooper4230
      @sicooper4230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      She's moved on. It's a abandoned spanish sanatorium called Carlos now..

    • @thea9153
      @thea9153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @𝙙𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙝𝙖𝙪𝙨 ༊*·˚ ༄ who said it was wrong

  • @HannahUK3595
    @HannahUK3595 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    10:21 What's Lumier's vows gonna be.
    Lumier: "Be our guest, be our guest, put our service to the test."😂

  • @blo0dy.axe0
    @blo0dy.axe0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Imagine she has friends and she says she has a crush and her friends are just like “ooo who is it” and she fucking shows them the chandelier 💀the friend would just like- leave instantly

    • @spartanspyke
      @spartanspyke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That or they start looking up the phone number of the nearest sanitarium, you know "Just in case."

  • @arbitrarySalamander
    @arbitrarySalamander 2 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    Daz: “Even in this world where people are in love with a CALCULATOR-“
    Me: *tryin to do my math hw* “thanks man 😀”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Ladis1
      @Ladis1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      you know, if anything, a calculator would be easy to fall in love with cuz it's always there to help you when you need it lol

  • @luvyglowqxox6093
    @luvyglowqxox6093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    2:24
    The first time technology cares about our mental health😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😂

    • @CreativeOrange
      @CreativeOrange 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wife on your wrist.
      Couldn't be anymore fitting for this video.

    • @luvyglowqxox6093
      @luvyglowqxox6093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CreativeOrange lmao

  • @halhoward9240
    @halhoward9240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Other girls: looks for qualities of their dad in their boyfriends.
    Me with no dad: No boyfriend

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same 💀💀

  • @asherbailey8313
    @asherbailey8313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Daz never has failed to make me laugh and be happy in the 4 years I have watched him.

    • @rubyrt6996
      @rubyrt6996 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I totally agree

    • @cathalltd9545
      @cathalltd9545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The bots are strong with this comment

    • @ChannelAbandonedNoVids
      @ChannelAbandonedNoVids 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      But u joined 1 year ago 💀

    • @asherbailey8313
      @asherbailey8313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ChannelAbandonedNoVids I watched him before creating an account and I watched him at my friends house a lot.

    • @ChannelAbandonedNoVids
      @ChannelAbandonedNoVids 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@asherbailey8313 Oh soz

  • @ceejofdreams
    @ceejofdreams 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It is sad that she puts more effort into the relationship with the chandelier than most people do in their relationships. That chandelier being the light of her life, with it's head held high

    • @ceejofdreams
      @ceejofdreams 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @SubtoPolecat324 trust me, I'm not. But I'm also the very non judgemental type. As long as she's happy, I don't really mind

  • @Ethereal.Comatose
    @Ethereal.Comatose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    daz really just makes the whole day better doesnt he

  • @vortex2234
    @vortex2234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Daz is so real. He's literally amazing and takes everyones opinions in account and he's literally the only wholesome youtuber. DAZ WE LOVE U KEEP DOING WHAT YOUR DOING !!!

    • @Beastman0008
      @Beastman0008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He not the only wholesome TH-camr goofy

    • @marylee7211
      @marylee7211 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Beastman0008 why u pissed😂😭

  • @PinkLuster
    @PinkLuster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Daz can pull literally any impression off and have it look convincing.

  • @amandahazlewood2707
    @amandahazlewood2707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    I love how Daz is casually like “ oh good. She dusted it first.” Lol

    • @Ciarasoup
      @Ciarasoup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At least there’s no dust mites or anything

  • @JamesMcGreavey
    @JamesMcGreavey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Do u reckon she invented the phrase “anything’s a dildo if your brave enough”?

  • @Emily.4
    @Emily.4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Daz like 5-10 minutes ago I was having a panic attack and I haven’t had one in a very long time and just watching your videos helped me so thank you a lot!!!!

  • @lindasamba4816
    @lindasamba4816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I'm dying at him micking the jealous hanging chandelier I'm actually creasing I'm my bed rn 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @beetlebuggamer2007
    @beetlebuggamer2007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Was I the only one that died for like 5 mins after he said "its like having a wife on your wrist." That was too good.

    • @ayanochan323
      @ayanochan323 ปีที่แล้ว

      HELLO FELLOW JOKER STAN

  • @kagamiryo615
    @kagamiryo615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This woman has a better relationship with her chandelier than I do with my now ex boyfriend. What has the world come to.

  • @meloshuu
    @meloshuu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The noise he made at 7:41 lmaoooo

  • @MikesComicFacts
    @MikesComicFacts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    3:35 Daz mate, is everything alright? Do you need a hug 🤔😂

  • @Angel_Cake414
    @Angel_Cake414 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    When Daz said I (everyone) Looked good, I had just spent 20 minutes crying but He made me feel better❤

  • @kassi-opeia
    @kassi-opeia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    "They look for a lot if qualities in a man that's in their father"
    Me with an abusive dad: 😀

    • @tonton8576
      @tonton8576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I hope you are okay ?

    • @Malisadlol
      @Malisadlol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That explains a lot on my end too 💀😭

    • @justven24
      @justven24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      i don’t have a dad so i guess that explains why i’m a lesbian 💀

    • @Ciarasoup
      @Ciarasoup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i have a narcissist dad

    • @f.ikrama.leader6378
      @f.ikrama.leader6378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I hope u are all doing ok.

  • @EXCYTL
    @EXCYTL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Admit it, daz makes your day better no matter what. just admit it to yourself or i will come for you.

    • @washedcrawdad8149
      @washedcrawdad8149 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @Odd1006
      @Odd1006 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      apparently this comment triggered the attack of the youtube bots xD

    • @bananaboy7905
      @bananaboy7905 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh no.. daz stans..

    • @Darkrider2856
      @Darkrider2856 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      JJ and daz have carried my last 4 years of healty issues❤️, they make me laugh every day🤣🫡

    • @EXCYTL
      @EXCYTL 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ik why me with the bots…..WHY

  • @1ydiia..
    @1ydiia.. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    2:39 which means she is I N S A N E 💀

  • @LCD20
    @LCD20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    9:04 same daz

  • @emmastephens699
    @emmastephens699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    let’s be real. this entire thing is weird af, but the vows she was planning to say to the chandelier were actually really sweet
    great, now i sound like a weirdo 0_0

    • @boywithhairlikethis
      @boywithhairlikethis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Nah nah you have a point

    • @narly.noodle
      @narly.noodle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      She can't stay loyal to even objects and she actually thought of vows lol

    • @Curry.Muncher101
      @Curry.Muncher101 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad I'm not the only one :D

  • @jay-9785
    @jay-9785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’ve been watching this channel for a little over two years. Have seen many videos, and Daz- he is truly a honest creator who has no hidden agenda. His content is genuinely funny and I enjoy it.

  • @nathetu8520
    @nathetu8520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I love how Daz's impression of a chandelier Looks very similar to his spider impression.

  • @catigwyn
    @catigwyn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    “Woman look for dad qualities in a partner.” I think that’s called daddy issues.. 👀

    • @bellaknightR597
      @bellaknightR597 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah it's when you grow up without a good father figure so you go looking for one elsewhere, it's really sad actually 😔

  • @dunx1
    @dunx1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    “ITS LIKE HAVIGN A WIFE ON YOUR WRIST”-me-never laughs Also me BAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • @honeyscorpio20
    @honeyscorpio20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    My therapist: Founding Titan Daz isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.
    Daz at 6:31 :

  • @vesselphobia
    @vesselphobia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    “Atleast she dusts it before making out with it”
    That’s a sentence I never expected to say.. nor I never wanted to say

  • @ghost.8032
    @ghost.8032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:23 I was literally having the worst body image day, so I decided to watch daz to cheer up and this made me feel so much better 😭😂

  • @gabbycordero2759
    @gabbycordero2759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    10:24 has me absolutely dying😭😭😭😂

  • @sarahgardner3134
    @sarahgardner3134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I almost choked from laughter at Daz's chandalier impression XD

  • @khanxo3361
    @khanxo3361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Daz: “girls look for qualities of their dads in a guy”
    Me: “imma go chase some milk and never find it then” 😂

  • @GothicUndone
    @GothicUndone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    When she was getting extreme with that chandelier my stomach literally turned…. *shivers* Bt your chandelier impression sent me!! 😂😂😂 thank u Daz for always making a bad day good! And yeah I agree the “daddy” thing = NO. My partner also finds it skin crawling, and my partner couldn’t be any less like my dad 😂

  • @faeblossoms7451
    @faeblossoms7451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Ah yes, another episode of "Daz finds weird crap". My favorite!!

  • @xMissEclipse
    @xMissEclipse 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I saw this woman on tattoo fixers and thought she was a little bit mad. They all thought she wanted a tattoo of something for her fiance, and she tells them she wants a tattoo of her fiance and she shows them a pic of the chandelier and they all looked at her like "wtf, okay no one judge even tho we should".
    If I wanted to be in love with something it be my card board cut out of Zec efron..wait I am in love with it 😂

  • @mizzo2983
    @mizzo2983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    i mean im in love with a fictional character but by god this makes me look fucking normal

  • @bennypretorius9414
    @bennypretorius9414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Embaboobembaboobe
    Daz you still make me laugh for no reason

    • @DefeaterMann
      @DefeaterMann 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      READ MY NAME!!!!!!
      !!

  • @intel_commander6782
    @intel_commander6782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    woman that likes the chandelier: ah I always feel like, somebody's watching mee!!
    mental institution: its us, i believe it is time to um... take you with us.
    her: kisses chandelier and doesn't listen

  • @cloudpaint5675
    @cloudpaint5675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    He never dissapoints with humor.
    Thanks daz.

  • @ashleyw6728
    @ashleyw6728 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I love how this is just 12 minutes of daz saying how shit all his relationships have been

  • @eliza5956
    @eliza5956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “As long as I’ve got air in my body”
    Me thinking that’s genuinely cute
    [5 seconds later]
    *Slurp noise*
    Die of laughter

  • @jasonskerritt5258
    @jasonskerritt5258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    4:17 It just doesn’t all ‘ADD’ up

  • @IrishRizzo22
    @IrishRizzo22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    7:11 it says no right there LMFAOO

  • @itssjillian
    @itssjillian ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:18 I get what do you mean by the watch being annoying one time I was having a mental breakdown and my Apple Watch told me to take a deep breath😂

  • @dontsubside
    @dontsubside 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    9:09 After seeing that me too.

    • @styrmirzryan
      @styrmirzryan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We need to baptize our eyes...

    • @charlottewillis3525
      @charlottewillis3525 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@styrmirzryanquick grab the holy water

  • @jannah4742
    @jannah4742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    8:53 I'm disturbed

  • @yarashahin8566
    @yarashahin8566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Daz: "IT'S LIKE YOU'VE GOT A WIFE ON YOUR WRIST!"
    Me: how about moms .. no?

  • @Maya000
    @Maya000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    * cough *
    * inhalation *
    I'm gonna swing from the chandelier
    From the chandelier
    I'm gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist
    Like it doesn't exist
    I'm gonna fly like a bird through the night
    Feel my tears as they dry
    I'm gonna swing from the chandelier
    From the chandelier
    But I'm holding on for dear life
    Won't look down, won't open my eyes
    Keep my glass full until morning light
    'Cause I'm just holding on for tonight
    Help me, I'm holding on for dear life
    Won't look down, won't open my eyes
    Keep my glass full until morning light
    'Cause I'm just holding on for tonight
    On for tonight
    Sun is up, I'm a mess
    Gotta get out now, gotta run from this
    Here comes the shame, here comes the shame (ah)
    ( singing about love of her life)
    ( sia - chandelier )

  • @jae6296
    @jae6296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    10:50 "Woman Rides the Eiffel Tower"...

  • @vintagecrayon4504
    @vintagecrayon4504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Daz: You can't fall in love with a pair of scissors.
    My sapphic ass: *Allow me to introduce myself.*

  • @exscape16
    @exscape16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    ‘Even in this world where people are in love with a calculator, they still cheat!’ That was a good joke a great even, loved the video btw

  • @C3l3st14l_M4rk
    @C3l3st14l_M4rk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Imagine waking up and saying "this is gonna be a good day!"
    Then you look out the window and some random woman just kissing a chandelier
    Me: I take back everything I just said...

  • @zxdith
    @zxdith ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The fact that a chandelier gets more action than me is just…sad.

  • @Seedlyn
    @Seedlyn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Daz: what’s weird about that?
    *1 second later the literal woman kisses the chandelier*
    Daz: wtf..

    • @AlLiberali
      @AlLiberali 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also Daz after 10 minutes: I want to die

  • @rawrawtheundercookedlion
    @rawrawtheundercookedlion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Imagine asking this girl out and she says
    “Sorry I’ve got a chandelier”
    Stay dazzling

  • @thepineappleman7229
    @thepineappleman7229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The personal jokes about das' ex were amusing and inspiring, the confidence to insult someone, even though they 1000% deserve it, where they can see it is, atleast to me, inspiring, it shows how good people can recover from anything

  • @parsnip_hp
    @parsnip_hp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    1:14 she'll swing from it. Call in Sia.

  • @MavraTealSun
    @MavraTealSun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Again, I agree with the whole: As long as you're not hurting anyone, go for it. BUT when these types of people take it out into the public's eye and subjecting people to their public displays of affection, it's going too far. That's when I'd have to say KEEP IT BEHIND CLOSED DOORS PLEASE.
    *EDIT*
    I strictly mean pda with inanimate objects. Non-feeling, non-human beings. I say the same for people who think they are in romantic relationships with animals as well. People who are in the animalistic catagory, you need to be found by the law and put away, that's about as acceptable as pedophilia, which is and will never be acceptable. Just to clarify my intial comment above.

    • @mortithedog8088
      @mortithedog8088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some say the same about the lgbt though?

    • @anas.7950
      @anas.7950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@mortithedog8088 that's just homophobia

    • @mortithedog8088
      @mortithedog8088 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anas.7950 the same can be applied here though? I’m not defending discrimination against the lgbt, but making an argument against discrimination of objectum sexualite. It doesn’t hurt anyone and doesn’t involve non consenting parties (in response to this guys edit where he likens it to beastiality and pedophelia). Let people live.

    • @kierstinbruner9885
      @kierstinbruner9885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mortithedog8088 are you saying dogs should be openly in relationships with humans and can consent?? Yea sure..

    • @lynx_the_
      @lynx_the_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mortithedog8088 youre comparing sexuality to a kink/an object

  • @Stan_skz0143
    @Stan_skz0143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Daz: Women look for a lot of qualities through their dads
    Me: My dad left me

    • @summerwhybrow3598
      @summerwhybrow3598 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      do your men leave you too?

    • @Stan_skz0143
      @Stan_skz0143 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@summerwhybrow3598 nope does yours?

  • @humn7735
    @humn7735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    11:20 "Might want to pick a partner that doesn't require power..."
    People on life and oxygen support: 👀

  • @Jedi_-wy3xb
    @Jedi_-wy3xb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Your chandelier impression was hilarious, 😂good as always

  • @city7465
    @city7465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I was introduced to your channel by my children and can say that I've not laughed so much at a TH-cam channel. This one had me in stitches. Who sends you these? Lol

  • @peyton3391
    @peyton3391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “It’s an encyclopedia of red flags” I literally ugly chuckled 🤣

  • @msddd8810
    @msddd8810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Daz is the funniest and the most wholesome youtuber ever!!

  • @Rebezolo
    @Rebezolo ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:07 LMAOOOO Edit: "ExCuSe ME?!"

  • @idunnowhattonamethisyoutub6399
    @idunnowhattonamethisyoutub6399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Daz you just saved my day 🥰 my parents had a fight and I was crying when my phone got the notification you posted and I am now happy! Thank you Daz ❤️❤️❤️

  • @givensato
    @givensato 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Who else feels like daz isn’t just an idol, but also our friend?

  • @queenofnightmares
    @queenofnightmares 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    daz: "you wanna know what is in that book?"
    me: "restraining orders?"

  • @katiemoore0
    @katiemoore0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Daz your literally the funniest person ever you never fail to make me laugh

  • @angelicart.6
    @angelicart.6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    3:27 and that’s where we know (hypothetically) what daz’s wife did to daz

    • @miray.s.1618
      @miray.s.1618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There was one girl in Dad's videos who had black hair I assume it's her right?

    • @Khaleesi.Jack.
      @Khaleesi.Jack. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@miray.s.1618; no, that’s Sohelia(sp?), his most recent ex I think, not his current gf. She was a lovely lady from what I saw. His ex wife is in early early videos like from 6-7 years ago. Sarah looks a lot like her from recollection.

    • @miray.s.1618
      @miray.s.1618 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Khaleesi.Jack. ooh okay thank you

  • @asher5856
    @asher5856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    daz i have spent the last 4 hrs at least panicing and crying, so now i finally got home after the shit i just went thru and you still manage to make me smile, thank you so much for being here when no one else is

  • @itsjunow0
    @itsjunow0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “People look for qualities that their dad has.”
    Me who looks for the opposite.
    Y’all act like my father you can leave lol