EPISODE: Episode 2 (The 2nd Episode)

[@kurtisconner]

guys i said NOT to comment about the toothpaste!!!!!

[@neonsadae9187]

TOOTHPASTE

[@max-jk9nk]

too late

[@julie-zw1hd]

Toothpaste ;)

[@keirareneau]

no sir

[@cudtea2222]

toomthpaste....its okay dont be shy.

[@djung31sk0g]

kurtis getting upset when the game changed his wedding dress is a mood

[@dileknuray1187]

Vera a whole 2019 mood

[@sophiahart6256]

he got so upset ahaha

[@nadialogy]

He got finessed.

[@jjthe13th]

Damnit they got the little man again *evil cooperate music intensifies* XD

[@mccloud9915]

I genuinely feel bad for him

[@hannahcarter2443]

Everyone: not noticing the toothpaste around his mouth
Kurtis: think about the toothpaste around my mouth

[@soodis]

honestly thoo :D never woulda noticed it if he didn't mention it smh

[@maddy5930]

I can't stop staring at it

[@leonormarques3382]

The funniest part is that he told us to not comment anything about that.

[@hailmuse]

Way to make Kuritis cry xD

[@hannahscalisi4227]

I didn't notice until he pointed it out 😅

[@flamingbricks7618]

Everyone: not noticing the toothpaste
Kurtis: don`t comment about the toothpaste
Everyone: comments about toothpaste

[@tommymarco]

The boy has power!

[@albedox6428]

Guys Spencer has an itchy neck thats why he does that

[@ashvinaisaac4996]

Seeing Kurtis get frustrated by the same things that pissed me tf off as an 11 yr old is kinda trippy

[@pr3tty_princess]

I used to try on every single outfit and spend time choosing one to end up with the plain looking silly outfit

[@vaishnavisingh9244]

THE CLOTHES CHANGE JUST USED TO MAKE ME SO FKING MAD

[@juju7967]

kurtis: ignore the toothpaste around my lips
the toothpaste: *non-existent*

[@Sillyskkfan]

Just like my dog since a year ago 🤭✨

[@carol.mp4]

Cady Rose bro 💀

[@herlocksupremacy9178]

almost nobody would have noticed 😫

[@debz7916]

Ikr

[@cloudypurple124]

It just ✨𝐹𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓈 𝒶𝓌𝒶𝓎✨

[@DelaneyBrannon]

toothpaste on kurtis’ lips: wildly unnoticeable
kurtis: hey guys look at the toothpaste on my lips! and absolutely do NOT comment on it and how unnoticeable it was before i pointed it out! thanks

[@missundies]

Yeah, I would've never noticed if he didn't say it 😂

[@alexandra-kw5oz]

I can’t unsee it now😂

[@naddie.c]

I actually completely forgot about that, that’s how unnoticeable it is.

[@willowdrakon]

It probably made him super uncomfortable while editing though.

[@mar2449]

Delaney Brannon I already said that 😭😭

[@taylorndean]

love this episode of episode. episode one of episode was great but episode 2 of episode has been a wonderful second episode.

[@Medeinathetrashcan334]

Mood,
btw nicole u alright? Hope u r tbh

[@bones4odie]

e p i s o d e

[@ghstkaspr]

Taylor Nicole Dean TAYLOR

[@Dropju]

😂😂😂

[@jimmypopotin4579]

Espipode

[@erebus2633]

Kurtis' level of happiness when he was able to name the child Chris Phucker is what I need in life

[@skyemadisyn163]

Kurtis watching himself making out with himself is something I NEVER thought I would see

[@rattenschwanz69]

and never thought I wanted to see

[@Grace-px5ck]

@@rattenschwanz69 but you did 😳

[@annulizbeth]

@@rattenschwanz69 none of us thought so ..

[@annulizbeth]

@@rattenschwanz69 but we needed it

[@cortneysuz1339]

faerieboy1 SECONDHAND TOOTHPASTE IM CRYING LMAOJSHSPSBSK

[@froggy9822]

Curtis didn't have enough gems to wipe off the toothpaste

[@sallushady5139]

ahahhahahaa. this winsss

[@andrearae4152]

Bro
*CURTIS*

[@sallushady5139]

@@andrearae4152 aahha. how didnt I notice this earlier? MY EYES

[@froggy9822]

@@andrearae4152 ??

[@andrearae4152]

@@froggy9822 its spelt with a K honey not a C 😂😂

[@alexkelly_0072]

I thought kayla had a gluten allergy and now she's eating donuts?! like can we get some continuity episode? Lmao

[@boop99]

It's actually extremely realistic because many people with those allergies don't actually care. My friend has one and she eats pizza and desserts with gluten all the time. Now she works at a damn pizza place

[@MILOEBA]

@@boop99 im here w lactose intolerance making pizza rn lmfao

[@aneesahrushdan420]

I’m like a cronut I have layers

[@jessicajaguar4856]

wtf how does your friend mot have bowel cancer.

[@aruemon78]

@@jessicajaguar4856 that’s celiacs, not an allergy. most people with food allergies (not allergic) really couldn’t give a crap. i have a milk and egg allergy, but omelettes with cheese are too good to pass up.

[@SkaryBunny]

Everyone DO NOT tell Kurtis there’s TOOTHPASTE on his mouth he gets VERY embarrassed when people realize he brushes his teeth

[@sydneyelliott]

*eats toothpaste

[@ambersomething1693]

Skary Bunny or eats toothpaste

[@miacarr8891]

I only eat toothpaste

[@qt_cutie]

farts toothpaste**
haha fart joke funny 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@Sarah-cy8bc]

You really want to make him cry huh

[@dn6457]

that “toothpaste” is literally invisible, no one would even notice if he didn’t point it out lmao

[@faithborak7375]

The fact that toothpaste is in quotation marks really gives this whole comment an ominous vibe.

[@sarasthoughts]

@@faithborak7375 oop-

[@sam62831]

it be like that sometimes

[@Morgan-li8qy]

Fr i just thought he was ashy

[@__-fl7pd]

He gonna cry nowwww😂

[@notyourdestiny3547]

When you overhear the hot new girl telling her alcoholic dad she loves you but you just made out with Cody Simpson.

[@prageruwu69]

#justgirlythings

[@sarahelisabeth247]

Ugh relatable 😩😩

[@kneedeepinthepassengerseat]

_SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME_ *that's such a fat **_mooood_** .*

[@PTWNT-rx6xk]

Nice fob profile lmao

[@saraklassen4324]

@@prageruwu69 Don't know if you're referring to someone or something else, but this made me think of Colleen Ballinger.

[@annabellepalmer5898]

Kurtis referring to himself as "The little man" in third person is the funniest thing ever.

[@akatastrophe]

Kurtis did not play this Episode. With all those diamonds he spent real money on, it’s safe to say that *Episode played him*

[@Lvrg1rl]

Underrated comment

[@Sophieez01]

And he eats toothpaste

[@dontworryaboutit6669]

@@Sophieez01 he said dont comment about it 😭

[@tara5558]

In Soviet Kurtistown, Episode plays you

[@alternativesalterxx]

@@tara5558 lmao

[@HannahBanana13]

I laughed so hard when he picked casual and she changed into a freaking JcPenny’s back to school fit

[@cat_person]

LMAO

[@abygailalonzo1036]

Same 😭

[@elisabethlareau2528]

I know. such a downgrade even from what she was wearing before

[@jenniferpetersen7087]

the disappointment in his eyes when the game changed his clothes lmao

[@kara-zk9ig]

imagine: you're the toothpaste around kurtis's mouth

[@misted7602]

That's a fantasy owo

[@aefloriian]

*Kinky.*

[@kylieknox7562]

oof

[@kylieknox7562]

yummy that means theres a 50% chance he ate me ;)

[@firephoenix8074]

Is this a crossover episode or something?

[@ferialdagher2470]

This is exactly what I needed during quarantine: kurtis being insecure about his toothpaste eating habits

[@mr.cowcrawlerlastname5198]

ferial dagher: HE SAID NO TOOTHPASTE COMMENTS WHYYYYYYYYY

[@fishflakes6320]

Wow you made Kurtis cry you butt hole😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[@robinkovacic7961]

Kurtis WILL now cry!

[@attackbrains2095]

hey, i’m insecure about it to. oh wait.

[@onalennavuyokazinhlumayo312]

That “just go casual” plot twist 💀💀💀💀

[@anonymous92388]

and that long ass oOoOoOoOoOoOoOof

[@emmaconder7854]

I loved how betrayed Kurtis was 😂 he really was invested

[@AngieEnder]

"If you liked this video. Just press a button. Any of the buttons."
*Presses power button*

[@sixsoda1890]

I honestly wouldn’t have noticed the toothpaste if he didn’t mention it

[@sethsage_]

same

[@neptunelizzie]

Exactly

[@dcarter020809]

Same

[@crybaby4185]

Same

[@sage4095]

maybe u got top comment but i’m still taller than u 😌

[@heymeemow]

kurtis: “i know there’s toothpaste around my lips”
me: “i DIDNT but now i do”

[@leah4728]

TOOTHPASTE COMMENT.
Good,you just made him cry😂😂

[@veggiemegroll9220]

I could barely even see it

[@mackenzie1845]

fr i didnt even notice but now its all i can look at

[@loreleimonn3220]

I could barely see it even when he pointed it out lol

[@Stopcommentingthesamecomments]

Ikr littletly can't see it but know it's there because he said it

[@geenstagni1060]

Fun fact: KurtisTown wells are actually KurtisTears and every month the citizens of KurtisTown gather and summon rain by making fun of the toothpaste around our mayor’s mouth.

[@ryanrossenthusiast7173]

I'm dying😂

[@bullpitt1486]

It's a bit of a ritual

[@jakeisagirl]

heeeyyyy, he’s the mayor. We have to be nice to him

[@veghead05]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@stisse79]

This is the weirdness I expect from ppl that subscribe to Kurtis😂. I dont belong here but I'm staying

[@killua1554]

Fun fact: whenever my brother was younger he was obsessed with eating toothpaste but my mom never let him, so one day he locked her outside just so he could eat toothpaste in front of the window while the oven was on only to make her mad.

[@MS-ij8ud]

and then everyone clapped

[@killua1554]

@@MS-ij8ud ?

[@bambiii787]

its true i was the oven

[@farter3644]

It's true I was the toothpaste

[@pp-nm3bk]

Off topic but my dad once told me that he used to have friends who ate toothpaste with bread in order to get drunk

[@Luppay131498]

When he’s funny, cute, AND he brushes his teeth 😫👌🏻

[@b2agy930]

🥵🥵🥵🥴🥴🥴

[@janellaenglehart1991]

But he doesnt...He eats the toothpaste smh it was kinda obvious

[@swaggyyy5]

brushes his teeth/eats toothpaste

[@Jimb1264]

Lmao how else do you brush your teeth??? I never knew what the little stick was for lol.
If someone finds a tooth brushing tutorial, I need it for a friend

[@hybrid4943]

AND has a wife

[@ffrustratedd]

Didn’t even notice the paste on his mouth until he said something and now i can’t stop thinking about how i still don’t care and can barely tell

[@XihoNekochan3]

SAME

[@Beeetlejjug]

Ikr

[@Robin-lp6lx]

You're going to make him cry :(

[@CleoCatzby]

SAME

[@20ksubscriberswithoutanyvi93]

Tbh I still can’t see it

[@eggy57]

When Kurtis does the neck rub thing he looks exactly like all those memes of Debbie Ryan in Radio Rebel lol

[@phoebeingham91]

Do you know what the guitar song is played when he does the neck rub thing? Lmao I recognise it but dk what is it

[@eggy57]

@@phoebeingham91 ummm idk but it does kinda sound familiar,,, maybe it's a royalty free song that a lot of other use for stuff?? Idk tho

[@phoebeingham91]

Yeah probably, thanks :)

[@thesleepydot]

Phoebe Ingham it reminds me of Dancing queen, but I’m pretty sure it isn’t that song lol Idk check it out and see if that’s what it reminded you of

[@dogballwonder8254]

Bro I was literally abt to say that lol

[@enchantedpastellix8829]

Lets all take a moment to appreciate the fact that kurtis almost named his baby “dumb Fuck”

[@MonochromeMochi]

Okay but Kurtis kissing himself is comedy gold and he needs to get an award.

[@veghead05]

Lmao

[@abbiiON]

For real tho. I replayed that part many times

[@janaal8319]

Someone put a time stamp

[@wildpuddle]

If he didn’t mention the [REDACTED] I wouldn’t have noticed

[@kyliem5812]

Exactly

[@jodie3950]

Same 😂

[@nanielul3812]

wait what-

[@nanielul3812]

OH i know lol

[@emmawalton2849]

what [REDACTED]

[@ej6975]

Guys, y’all ever notice that the Extra greetings are just for people who are coming back, and not for subscribers? Does this mean non Kurtistown citizens could be smuggling illegal extra greetings? We need to alert Kurtis to this issue guys, this is major.

[@winterbeatrixx4557]

E J 😳

[@kurtisconner]

no if u aren't subscribed then u don't get the greeting

[@ej6975]

Kurtis Conner Omg I cant believe you actually replied! Thank you for easing my concerns, just wanted to make sure the law was being upheld :)

[@aaa-ph6gc]

Kurtis Conner oh ok, yeah, makes sense

[@mrigaankamuch]

@@kurtisconner thank you for the clarification, o great mayor

[@Razzioli]

I listened exclusively to EDM when I wrote essays in college. I've never felt more seen and then immediately ragged on. Thanks for that Kurtis

[@katclymer9007]

EDM actually stands for essay doing music

[@Seramoonn]

LMAOOO

[@eleeooonoverwatch5641]

HIGHLY underrated comment

[@isthatachicken]

I laughed out loud at this lmaooo

[@zoesophia]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sydneygail]

If Kurtis doesn’t see this comment I will cry more than when people called out the “toothpaste” around his mouth

[@cami4070]

episode:
do something meaningful: 20 diamonds
die: free!

[@Sunny-qj8jy]

wow it's the US healthcare system

[@pleaseno3920]

Suntzu you really do be spitting facts tho😳

[@ifihadasociallife]

the aggressive laugh kurtis does after he got away with naming the baby chris phucker gives off classic 90’s bully vibes

[@noyou6220]

For anyone wondering it’s at 5:33

[@jessicabohe3387]

@@noyou6220 5:37

[@rhombamcfierson]

I was gasping for air when the message from tony didn’t show up and kurtis just sat there in silence looking so confused

[@DirtyCutlery]

When he’s funny, a mayor AND eats toothpaste🤤🤤

[@skylardurbin3606]

toothpaste 🤤🤤

[@Mayorfoxia82]

that emoji displays kurtis and his toothbpt[l;e

[@soyooin]

Toofpawsfe

[@khalil42]

uhh I don’t think that’s actually toothpaste😳

[@Mayorfoxia82]

@@khalil42 ur right because its toothbpt[l;e

[@beibhinnconnell6474]

Episode: inappropriate language
Also episodes: game about teen pregnancy and drugs and literally known for inappropriate shit

[@johanboersma6195]

Also Episode: k*ss.
Bruh...

[@diosol_]

like actually bruh, they curse in them. without censoring. but the do shit like “k*ss list” make it make sense

[@hi6575]

She took The kids ??

[@dumbledorf5029]

Yeah ;-; i tried to name an mc.. ''sexy beast'' instead its now ''smexy beast''

[@xxlilith_]

That feeling when you're trying to find love but you accidentally die and someone steals your baby

[@satanikbunny]

Mood

[@jayden2180]

relatable

[@Jimb1264]

If I had a dime every time that happened I would buy so many houses.

[@Zachary-ol4xd]

That’s so neish

[@sawyer4938]

Fr it hits close to home

[@lailahx282]

14:48 I love how the babies are just laid on the table

[@jasminehorne6434]

Is no one gonna mention the fact that the baby’s name would’ve just been “hamburger” if he didn’t change it

[@walkingonsunshine1571]

we have the same icon :)

[@callarooz]

i was really hoping he would name it that but now my freams are crushed 😔 you can thank chris phucker

[@mogowaii9730]

There just secretly cannibals

[@evehuddy8627]

They only named it that to mentally trick themselves into thinking it's beef once they eventually eat it

[@ethanscott7410]

The most uncomfortable I've ever been is watching Kurtis kiss Kurtis while Kurtis watched and said, "I can't with how cute you're being."

[@slacktivism05]

Such a cursed scene

[@elizabethrodriguez2629]

Same

[@jessbecton9556]

Ethan Scott are you Travis Scott white guy wannabe?

[@ethanscott7410]

@@jessbecton9556 some guy kept calling me Travis Scott while he was filming a rugby match that I played in. So I guess.

[@jessbecton9556]

Ethan Scott haha

[@aloevera420]

Not a single person would've noticed the *[censored]* if he didn't mention it.
(I've watched the whole video and still can't find the *[censored]* tbh)

[@salonithapa1675]

Toothpaste ?

[@shreyags5271]

@@salonithapa1675 shhh don't mention it

[@shapedsilver3689]

I could when he pointed it out but not for the whole rest of the video

[@anoushkab1079]

Aloe Vera wow guys Kurtis is censoring the little man

[@salonithapa1675]

Athena Morgan oof

[@smilez3413]

kurtis making out with himself is peak he will never out do this

[@soltandvinegar]

Kurtis kissing Kurtis isn’t real. It can’t hurt you.
Kurtis kissing Kurtis: 8:20

[@Paparoulis]

🤣

[@hood_6126]

Something we never needed to see

[@beenvm]

The noises scare me

[@lzzyc]

Third Thousandth like :)

[@Kyran1996]

We have Kurtis kissing Kurtis and Danny spanking Danny. Drew and Drew need to get in on this.

[@jettwashed]

*Breaking News:* KurtisTown has a booming dentist enterprise

[@deebestest100]

First comment

[@NK-nkno]

"Hey, hormonal teenagers! Would you like to play a story that's about a school that forces their students to act like a married couple and raise a demon robot child together? No? Well too bad, cause we have a bad boi! And it's *ONLY* a kidney per episode!"

[@bl4ck_st4rrr]

I play episode, and yes they're absolutely shite but I like to laugh at them I've never spent money on it, I save up my diamonds from each episode, and I only have 30 lmao

[@ywertz8800]

Lmao😂

[@susangoh1710]

Everyone gangsta until that one episode addicted kid makes it to episode 6

[@canyounot2102]

But... but I only have 2 kidneys
Unless I could get more... 😏

[@blueorangeade3357]

do they want my scarred kidneys 😏😏

[@cait22442]

6:11 thats such a cute little laugh haha

[@XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW]

Episode be like:
“Your crush just kissed you, you...
A(kissed them back and confess your love or B( marry your dad who is abusive and develop a drug addiction

[@ruthisgone]

And A costs 1000 diamonds and B is free

[@mayaaq]

A costs 60 gems though

[@bimalsingha2106]

i lost brain cells trying to read the last part

[@kittymeg1855]

And A costs like a billion jems

[@ussinussinongawd516]

@@kittymeg1855 jems

[@jamman3921]

imagine:
the toothpaste is a marketing ploy for more user interaction in the comment section

[@frenchiestfry9045]

Pop Sikle t h a t w a s m y t h o u g h t

[@ehrmanehrmann7115]

Well of course he's brilliant enough to do that, I mean he didn't elect a Cheeto in a wig as his national leader Lmao! If anyone could do it, it's the mayor of Kurtistown who still doesn't get that it's a separate greeting not an extra one lmao! 😆😂🤣🇨🇦

[@beck01]

Big brain time

[@vigdis628]

falling in love after one''date'' is lesbian culture tho, they got that right

[@sager.2625]

u-haul 😎👊

[@joemama-ej7kw]

Lemonade Skies no 🤫

[@yea4309]

Lemonade Skies dude have you not heard about this joke before? Us wlw are known for not talking things slow

[@prettyladywalkingdownthestreet]

@@mccloud9915 definitely

[@gabrielladavidson2938]

My coworker is engaged to someone she's been dating for 3 months, they're talking about getting matching uhaul trailer tattoos

[@CreatorOfThings]

8:50 I imagine it more like a Pokemon attack. Kurtissss changes look! Leah is stunned!

[@helingulx]

We’re all in quarantine we all desperatly need a part 3

[@isagreenleaf7646]

yesss

[@stargazingstar3239]

Preach

[@ahszen]

Aa kurtis izleyen Türk şsözşsösş

[@helingulx]

S C selam sslhsbslsj

[@guitaria6]

Helin Gül please

[@turducken1706]

His priorities: diamonds for corny mobile game > rent

[@fancyoil216]

Moh the rock johnson I mean, they can’t kick you out anymore

[@turducken1706]

Niamh Reid oh yES they can. DONT ask how I know...😡💥

[@Zdake3]

I’m so glad Curtis cares so much about his health! You can clearly tell he ate his toothpaste this morning! Loved seeing this while watching him waste his life savings

[@Lovelyclarii]

Kurtis kissing the air: is this how Danny felt when he spanked air?

[@antoporoto]

imagine danny getting spanked by air... such an experience

[@baileywickfromsophiathefir6666]

He was kissing the air with toothpasty lips

[@keiraparker1229]

kurtis kissing himself is honestly disturbing and a mood

[@cheyhawkins747]

x_Keira_ _Elmslie_x one of the worst things i’ve ever seen in my entire life

[@blayregriffiths9519]

Me: *doesn't notice the toothpaste*
Kurtis: Look, there's toothpaste, don't say anything on it, thanks
Me: *notices the toothpaste for the rest of the video*

[@OfficiallyMaidenless]

Episode be like:
Your favourite TH-camr has toothpaste on his mouth do you:
A. Tell him about it in the comments 💎
B. Try to lick it off

[@konababy3461]

Drinking game: take a shot whenever Kurtis says “dude”

[@pillbugheart]

No i would fucking die

[@kalliopik9889]

i dont wanna go to the hospital lol

[@teethfaerie9522]

no don’t do that you’ll die

[@PlatinumBalrog]

Take a shot whenever Kurtis has toothpaste around his lips

[@tofu993]

I dont wanna die 😂🤣

[@avahayes6785]

i’m definitely not commenting about the toothpaste around his mouth

[@Somebody-Somewhere]

Definitely not

[@0347eyd]

If Kurtis hadn’t mentioned the “Voldemort” on his lips I literally never would have noticed

[@hibs5295]

Bella Lynch i see what u did there lmao

[@abigailconnally3726]

Omg, you're not supposed to say that name!!!!

[@evangelinelimber8462]

Ok that's actually really smart heh
Edit: miss Granger's done it!

[@balinthizsnyan9448]

he just wanted to trick us into thinking that he actually brushes his teeth

[@uHadMeAtMidget]

Same

[@sydneyloo5866]

*"EDM GOT THIS MLA GOING WILD"*
PLEASEEEEE 😭😭😭😭✋🏾

[@danicab3615]

Why is no one talking about Kurtis kissing himself.

[@TheNoobler]

Self love. So beautiful.

[@canyounot2102]

We don’t talk about the gods here

[@kaikitty4906]

Bc we all jealousy (dont correct me)

[@pokaay3163]

The toothpaste is more embarassing

[@user-mt7xe3bq3h]

@@pokaay3163 it was non existent lmao

[@fionahunter1669]

This is me NOT commenting about the toothpaste. I would never comment when I was specifically asked not to. This is me not doing so.

[@Airehth]

But you just did

[@fionahunter1669]

@@Airehth woosh

[@mlgprosam2873]

@@Airehth r/woosh

[@Airehth]

@@fionahunter1669 r/woosh*

[@batvaleska]

This is NOT me replying to a comment that is NOT about the toothpaste. I would NEVER reply to a comment that talks about something they were specifically asked not to do. This is NOT me doing so.

[@millieedwards1550]

Kurtis Conner: CEO of having toothpaste around his mouth
Kurtistown: the world center of dental hygiene
edit: shit sorry guys didn’t mean to make him cry like chris phucker :(

[@somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924]

Or eating toothpaste, no one knows which it is

[@liiilith]

Now Kurtis is gonna cry smh

[@karla9319]

Toothed paste

[@brianaiveth3712]

Nooo now he’s going to cry

[@Grace-px5ck]

Toothpaste

[@lmao...its_me]

7:49 guys dont forget to say your daily thanks to beyonce !!!!! thank you beyonce *as we all say in unison*

[@Igguanadon]

Kurtis: I’mma go casual
Also Kurtis: shocked that she wore casual clothes

[@ash2363]

The little “you stunned Leah with your look” joke is actually pretty accurate to how lesbians work irl

[@bellachristoffersen7126]

Lesbians be like: my gf is so hot I actually melted into a puddle at her feet

[@sonja3993]

TRUEEEE literally whenever i see my gf i just fuckin AWOOGA

[@rancidprince3133]

I’m picturing Leah on the other side like “okay she kissed me and now we’re gonna get married and she looks so pretty I’m sobbing, but like maybe we’re just friends?”

[@Cecil...]

(As a straight girl I'm not sure I get it? Could you tell me more, please? 💕)

[@disappointed2764]

When my girlfriend cut her hair short for the first time she didnt tell me beforehand that she had gotten it cut. I walked into to school, caught a glimpse of her talking to my other firends and legit feel to the floor. I wasn't ready. I had no warning. *I was stunned with her look.*

[@emilyistired69]

“i am kurtisssss, a bisexual girl in high school”

[@prageruwu69]

aren't we all?

[@berry.blossom.]

@@prageruwu69 .... u got a point

[@tatumsheppard4669]

all of his viewers b like

[@DJ-vg1pr]

@@prageruwu69 no, surprisingly

[@Da77leraz]

Love how they censor cuss words but not all the really obvious and creepy innuendos 😭

[@BronteWillis]

I’m crying at how Kurtis could’ve easily asked Jenna to do the kissing skit with him but instead chose to do it with himself. Absolutely iCONIC

[@krissybee123]

Idk why but I feel like watching him make out with his girlfriend would’ve made me feel weirder lol

[@Peepeeluvr69420]

It was funny but it would just be super uncomfortable if he did is with Jenna

[@Angela-lb9oq]

I laughed so hard at every time he uses *the hand stroking his neck * sound effect and shows Leah beating up her car gshxnjz

[@katethegr8211]

Hadia Shah tell your mom I said hi

[@sarina3607]

the little man thing got me too

[@sarina3607]

go kurtis stick it to the man

[@Demico_art]

I literally rewatch this video for these sound effects XDD

[@emilylew.s]

me too lmaooo

[@corbittTheCorvidae]

“I’m starting to double guess”-me making any decision

[@helensmith-fields4130]

10:53
“Bey”: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
My ohshc butt: KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE 😩😩😩

[@myn33jh]

I see you have taste😃✋🏽

[@taylorsversion2316]

hey hey hey

[@michaelaharrison2338]

The kissing sounds made me more uncomfortable than the word “moist”

[@Emily.Russell]

That word makes me so uncomfortable but I have to agree

[@gurtison6883]

Moist

[@charbach7491]

the extra greeting hits different during quarantine

[@schmerpyderp]

Charlotte B it really does

[@psychicbyinternet]

This is like a choose your own adventure book where in order to pick the option you want you have to insert coins in a slot.

[@analyse675]

me: not noticing the toothpaste around his lips
kurtis: bringing all the attention towards his lips surrounded by toothpaste

[@zoecostanza7355]

"Tony texted me, then I died, and someone stole my baby."

[@afanontheceiling]

Just high school things

[@Kultleder]

skins be like

[@afanontheceiling]

W K if you had a dime you’d have ten cents.

[@claudiau2620]

Kurtis talking about the “corporate bigwigs” at Episode is just every Dad when they raise gas prices

[@thulaneo1867]

THE CHUCKLE AT 6:10 WAS SO CUTE

[@reneeclaude8324]

Guys I think Kurtis eats toothpaste. U can tell by the toothpaste around his mouth .

[@stvrl1ghtt7]

vile 😭😭

[@kaixkai0]

@@stvrl1ghtt7foul

[@tasia7013]

*kurtis: talking about people running on busy streets*
Me: trying to -remember- what those look like

[@ih8u295]

Streets or people ? For me it both 😔

[@k.c4178]

Help yourself c o r o n a

[@helenzhao222]

me: reading comments before video starts
*starts*
me: wHere’s thE ToOtHpAStE

[@natalierose13]

I’ve come to see all the comments about the toothpaste lol.

[@isabelledoyle2877]

think i had a stroke reading the title

[@juliaglenn6396]

When you said "I'll be streaming a couple times a week", I heard
"I be screaming a couple a times a week". Just picturing Kurtis scheduling the times he screams

[@jodie3950]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@loisxx3799]

dawnei HAHAHAHAH

[@JennaLeigh]

Big heckin mood

[@beelaheehee4483]

Welcome back to me screaming

[@sailorspacejam]

dawnei “oh it’s 4:30- AAAAAAAA”

[@ajoke9785]

I LOST IT WHEN THE BABY WAS TAKEN HIS FACE CHANGED SO QUICKLY

[@leroyMXII]

Ahahaha same , this entire episode for me is one of the funniest Curtis has done

[@ajoke9785]

Leroy V. ikr

[@robbiewilson9675]

2:39 this one bit is stuck in my head and now i do it all the time for a bit and my mind BLARES with that music

[@SillyMilly]

"you cant stop butting heads you need to get married" lmao who gave my parents that advice

[@alastorbutwithagun]

Kurtis

[@stephy5089]

For real though

[@hollykeiser7258]

these feel like they were made by someone who's done extensive research on teenagers but has never actually met one

[@fanfandom551]

So... Middle schoolers

[@byrnetdown6076]

first we had wattpad now we have episode

[@hollykeiser7258]

@@fanfandom551 yes. exactly

[@sweetpotato3427]

Why is there toothpaste around his mouth that’s so weird like imagine using toothpaste

[@suckonmahd]

only people who don't get extra greetings use toothpaste... like losers

[@carolineleslie4836]

What is toothpaste? I've never heard of this until this video. I am confusion.

[@sunflower2187]

He brushes his teeth omg 🤢🤢🤢 unsubscribed

[@kishinumaayumi]

Ikr normally ppl clean their teeth like the ancient romans do.. With urine

[@sweetestaphrodite]

I use bleach 😌

[@tundestreats9891]

That neck rub expression is the male equivalent of the debby ryan smirk lol

[@boba_ocha7782]

I feel like as soon as everyone saw the “don’t comment about my toothpaste” they all wanted to comment about the toothpaste.

[@JFillmoreProductions]

Now he's gonna cry!!

[@michaelroy6630]

I don't know where you got that idea

[@ceciliabelleau8419]

what's he gonna do? *_cry?_*

[@pelinsavaci7133]

I legit didn't realize he had toothpaste around his mouth until he said so tho

[@justsumdude7437]

There's a surprising lack of those comments tho

[@charlizeocon7707]

extra greeting hits different when theres a world pandemic ngl

[@Mayathesnakegc]

"Feels weird watching two cartoon girls kiss"
Yeah..... Let me just.. Close all my incognito tabs

[@noura6436]

Lesbian hentai?

[@tinskull8132]

Nour Alaa Y U R I 🥴🥴🥴🥰🥰🥰

[@a.a.7437]

*laughs in gay*