STOP SEARCHING FOR THIS! - Dan and Phil Play: HIGHER OR LOWER
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.ค. 2017
- This video will make you seriously question the priorities of humanity. WE TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY OF THIS
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DAN
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PHIL
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Twitter: / amazingphil
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Dan "I'm gonna stop being a tumbler emo!"
*wears a normal people scare me shirt*
"Tumbler" i'm..
Diamond_ Daniela qqqqqqqqqq
tumbler wash
tumbler
Diamond_ Daniela tumbler
"Can you not just be thrilled by statistical improbabilities?" I want that on a shirt
SpeedBead oh my god yess 😂😂
please omg
still want 'Fight me you ceramic bitch' on a t-shirt
SpeedBead now i want one 😂😂
They just need to make march with shit they say on them.
dan and phil thinking "kyle field" is an athlete and not realizing it's a..... field when the picture is literally a field is my aesthetic hahahha
leeanna I’m glad someone else noticed
as an aggie i too am deeply offended
to be fair i also didn't know that lol
phil: "vaseline has a lot of uses"
dan: *intense stare* "..."
youtube: *ADVERTISEMENT TIME*
Same
Same
I Am Sister Daniel lol
666
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Dan vs Phil = Logic vs Heart
mesadylankeene - except when talking about strip clubs 😂
left brain vs right brain lol Bo would be proud
DaPanda Girl true
left brain right bran
YOU GOTTA JOB TO DO YOU BETTER DO IT RIGHT AND THE RIGHT WAY IS WITH THE LEFT BRAIN'S MIGHT
"Can you not just be thrilled by statistical improbabilities?" is probably the nerdiest thing I've ever heard ever. XD
Rosie Cairns same
celticcountrylover when you said that then I carried on playing the video and he just said that
celticcountrylover yup
Oh, it's not bad. Just hella nerdy.
Phil: I met him at THREE different airports it must be fate!
Dan: *CoInCiDeNcE*
Phil: But-
Dan: *Im YoUr FaTe*
Mirajane Strauss Our bby seemed so pissed off xD
I was thinking the same way and scrolled down to see if i was the only one
Calm down Daniel
he was hELLa jEaLoUs ;)))
awwwh exactly what i was thinking
P: There's a guy I know called Sam-
D: *MAJOR EYE ROLL*
Champagne, cocaine, Vaseline
And most things in between
Ava Brandel oml 😂😂 brendon feels proud af
I just choked on a smoothie omc
and most things in walgreens
...
Dan and Phil are the human versions of the right brain and left brain
Sam Bear omg that's so true lmao
yessss
Sam Bear Omg yesss
Phil is right brain, dan is left brain,
I did it based off their fringes 😹
MegaPlex Yesss
Phil: "who searches for Mc.Donalds?"
Me: Americans.
Lol it's sad but so true
Julia C I have never eaten at a McDonald's despite being American lmao
xX MythicalFlower Xx wait wut
Me for the phone number for delivery
.....im british and Ave seached it a lot of times
jealous dan is my aesthetic
I only liked so it was 666 likes, sorry
Phil: it's destiny Sam and I met-
Dan: NO IT WAS NOT MEANT TO BE
Reese Miller jealous Dan 😈
Reese Miller Dan's facial expressions while Phil was talking about the Sam coincidence were priceless
Um....A mysterious traveling Sam with surfer hair? Supernatural crossover anyone?
Lola K lmao yes phil is meg in this situation, watch out everyone
This makes sense now
"vaseline has a lot of uses" *dan glances nervously to the side*
Ashley cook loob
Unicørn! At we will never know what dan was thinking at that moment
LOOOL I was thinking the same thing
Unicørn! At The Discø Phandøm if someone used vaseline and beyonce at the same time.........they are doing something naughty.....
Nice profile pic
feminism and war history, my two favourite things
Me
Alannah P Same
smh
Amazing Annie in most countries favorite is spelled with a u.
both of them are really interesting don't judge me
*opens new tab and Googles women's rights and homelessness*
oh my god I literally just did that
I did the exact same lmao
"There's a guy called Sam"
*Dan rolls his eyes*
Jealous Dan strikes again
Maybe Dan has competition bc stalker Sam wants to be Phil trash #1.
Myrrh Perez *spends time and effort on convincing phil it means nothing*
"IT'S NOT DESTINY PHIL. STOP RUBBING IT ON MY FACE"
Myrrh Perez Of course he rolled his eyes because of jealousy. It absolutely wasn't because Phil was talking crap.
Myrrh Perez awwww it was so cute 😚 I saw it directly in his eyes
"Who's searching for McDonalds?"
.... Americans silently step away
(Btw I'm American so don't. come. for. me)
Danielle Perry okay, that is extremely true xD
Danielle Perry we have the same profile pic......:)
It's all for that sweet, sweet szechuan dipping sauce.
I personally hate Mc Donald's
Danielle Perry you being American is exactly why we should come for you
I think Dan is just jealous that Phil gets more excited over the guy he met at the airport than he does over Dan
SamAndPhilGames is gonna replace this channel soon
still waiting for sam
Dan killed him
You know what, it wouldn't be the worst option.....
well, it means we'll actually get some gaming content on this channel again...
Phil: "Who's searching for McDonalds?"
Me:
"...America"
Valentina I'm in America and you are correct
Valentina honestly I did last night to apply. 'Merica
Valentina too true though because we were in a new place and wanted somewhere cheap to eat at 2 in the morning.
accurate
Valentina I
Phil: "Vaseline has a lot of uses"
Dan: **remembers last night**
jesus christ 😂
L
Joltz and Joulery *wink wink* *nudge nudge*
STOP
Joltz and Joulery My god
Sam the surfer hits different
Now it hits even *more* different
how did honey get in my belly button
shit you’re right
True
Dan: Ugh I hate these games..
Phil: These games are always fun!!
Game: *Are Women's Rights or Granola more important topics in people's minds?*
Phil:
Dan: Goddamnit Phil
"Ur not just gonna google ur local McDonald's" u seem to under estimate us dan
Us americans
Wormy Animations i could walk to my nearest m donalds blindfoldes
Randomized Lunatic
lol
Randomized Lunatic same, I literally do that sm😂
Omg 666 likes
phil: vaseline has a lot of uses
dan: *gives dirty/weird face*
how did i know dan was gonna do that.
Phanic! At the amount of times this has been used im crying
Phanic! At the amount of times this has been used I'm pretty sure it's more than a month...
Phanic! At the amount of times this has been used I love your username
band trash Im dying bc of this rn
same :DD
wow dans jelous of sam the airport guy
Phil: we need more! *_I'M NOT SATISFIED_*
*rips off shirt, revealing a peachy pink dress*
*-i caME AS SOON AS I HEARD-*
Obsessive Fangirl all the ham fam in the comments I'm living
Obsessive Fangirl LOL
ALL THE WAY FROM LONDON!! *DAMN*
Obsessive Fangirl PREACH
LMAO
"Michael Phelps is a sexy swim guy"
~Daniel Howell 2017
pusheen the cat 🐱
Phil ya got some competition
Miraculous Text I was just gonna type that aixjnq
pusheen the cat Fuck you took my relevance away from me my comment used to have the most likes :'''')
Miraculous Text ahhah get it....competition....bye
What a coincidence that Vaseline and coincidence had the same number
I see what you did there game 😉
Cristeenuh ! You replied to yourself
Leah Rogers I know
Is this how you trick yourself into thinking your not lonely?
Cristeenuh ! Isi
10% of the video: playing the game
90% of the video: Phil talking about Sam the surfer
Phil: It's the galaxy!
Dan: Coincidence
Me: Phil, Sam is stalking you....
Dan: tries to ditch his relatable tumblr brand
Dan: wears a "normal people scare me" shirt.
Evelyn Flynn when did he try to ditch the "relatable Tumblr brand"
I am Lord Emu last month he rebranded to be more professional
Evelyn Flynn the likes are at 666 I don't want to ruin it
I just made the likes 888.... wat....
"danisnotbeyonce"
AmazingVaseline
This Sam argument hits different
Phil: I know who Michael Phelps is!
Dan: Yeah, because he's a sexy swim guy!
Me: ASDFGJKLKHFVJ
Kasey x saaameee
When did he say that?
Kasey x PEARL COVERED HER MOUTH WHEN SUPPOSEDLY TALKING ABOUT PINK DIAMOND AND NOW THIS?!? I CANT DEAL WITH ALL THESE HINTS!
SAME
I'm a swimmer so I LOST IT
Phil: I'm not satisfied
Angelica Schuyler: Same
tru
Ham fam represent
John Egbert same
Yes, how do you think Eliza feels?
Yep
“If you’re a Popeye fan, go and google some women’s rights” 😂😂😂😂
Did anyone else come back to this from the jealous Dan video? No? Just me? Ok
Repeatedly karate chops air
Ha me too
Me
I kinda think we should applaud phil for not eating all the haribos before the video was filmed.. PROPS TO YOU 👏
Vanessa Hansmann I'm proud
Vanessa Hansmann I'm a proud mum rn
True lol
Vanessa Hansmann I thought that said 'PRO TIPS TO YOU'
I'm in too deep
savannah bridgeford same though
Phil: "I have a special connection with Sam"
Dan:*jealousy activated*
jealous dan: "everything is coincidence! it's nothing to do with destiny! I AM UR DESTINY"
Ahnna Alberto stop.
Literally what happened lol 😂
AHAHAHA DEADASS WHAT HAPPENED IM CACKLING LMAO
mnorberta24 love your profile
Dan getting jealous of this Sam person is my new aesthetic
HOW TO DO THEY RESIST THE TEMPTATION TO NOT DEVOUR THE ENTIRE TUB THO
Lily Elizabeth let's be honest. They probably devoured it after filming
I bet Phil just snuck one every time there's a change
I thought this comment was about Vaseline.
3 years later, how are you?
"Whos searching for macdonalds" OH YOU PRECIOUS BOYS. 'Mericans
i love the argument Dan and phil had over sam, I never knew I needed that
Tubieclan_POWER! its all anyone talks about :")
Same, even though I was pretty much siding with Dan throughout that entire argument. XD
"Vaseline has a lot of uses"
-AmazingVaseline
Umirisu but literally Dan’s face at that moment
i died at that moment
Hey Phil, did you ever think that this Sam guy might be stalking you?
grace jade I thought that too!
Dan is just jealous of sam
The way Phil says yogurt is my religion
Sarah M. YES!
YAAAAAAASSSS
TATUM HYATT Yepp
we could make a religion out of this
Yogurt is my city
Phil: I know who Michael Phelps is!
Dan: Because he's a sexy swim guy!
oh really dan? 🤔😏😂
Matilda Hellström Well we all agree, Agust D. 😆😘
ARMYS ❤
swedish army?? HELLOOO
lmao same and aye army!
m wAit are you also a swedish army??? cause heLLO!!
5:19 would u look at that..dan looks jealous
"Who searches McDonalds?!"
Me: *slowly exits video*
Guys it's been two months THERE ARE STILL CARDBOARD BOXES AS SIDE TABLES I HAVENT FORGOTTEN MY DADS
Twenty øne Panicking crybabies I was thinking that last video, glad I'm not alone
Twenty øne Panicking crybabies WAIT DID YOU SAY TWO MONTHS
i commented this as well :)
Malina Hunts yEs
Dan sounds jealous of Sam ...
Emily Ongstad I was going to say the same thing
Who is Sam?
Makayla Brooke The guy Phil met in an airport three times
but what if dan..WAS SAM
If I ever see Sam in an airport imma kill him and tell him that phil belongs with dan
"Who's Kyle Field?"
*game shows literal picture of stadium*
"He must be some American Footballer."
Today, in out of context quotes :
"We got double Hitler, Phil, I don't feel good about that"
Kyle Field is a SPORTS FIELD
Deer-Duckling
I was hoping someone,would,point that out hahaha
Deer-Duckling lol it even had a picture of a football field as the picture
Oh my God 😂
The field was in the fucking backround!!!
Deer-Duckling ..........oh.
Phil Lester talking about strip clubs and the many uses of Vaseline is my aesthetic
“Cause he’s a sexy swim guy” -Dan. Wow how was I so oblivious.
"who's searching for McDonalds"
americans.
Kaitlyn Capps Or just anyone who wants to know where their nearest McDonalds is.
you gotta google mcdonald’s everytime you want it at midnight to make sure it’s still a 24hr mcdonald’s even tho you were there last week at 3am
also i just say your pfp and you are beautiful
Dabria Trinity thank you🥺 it’s an old picture
That comment in the future doesn't hold up when we have Uber eats now
Dan: "Who the hell is Kyle field?"
*Has picture of a field in background*
Sophie Sharma im so offended. kyle field is my childhood. 😩😩
I feel so stupid I thought it was a person too ;_;
Sophie Sharma WHAT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE-
Irl Weeb Kyle field is my city
Phil's hair has streaks of ginger in it again...
AlfietheGreat? Boy I hope he stops dyeing it now that Dan stopped straightening his hair
Boy i hope phil does whatever the fuck he wants with his hair and just simply enjoys his life 🌻
Is no one going to mention the fact that Popeye is also an American restaurant?
Just realized they thought Kyle Field was a person even though the picture was of a stadium lmao
Phil: Vaseline has a lot of uses
Dan: *internally screaming*
Nadia Bashir phil would know ;^)
i was gonna comment this :D that face tho xD
Phil: 'Vaseline has a lot of uses'
Dan: 'yEaH'
awesome profile pic
Guys ppl google McDonald locations everyday Lol
WHO IS KYLE FIELD 😂😂😂😂 y'all it's a university stadium
"Beyonce is the Queen she gets the most"
- Phil Lester 2017
Serenity Baum SHE IS THE APEX PREDATOR
What i love about the Phandom most (other than Dan and Phil) is the comments. You see so few 'firsts' and 'hey guys, i've got something cool for you!' And so much actual conversation between phans, original comments, and just all in all a great community. This is what all creators should envy ❤️
Gillian G ikr! the phandom is g8
exactly! the phandom is full of such nice, talented and supportive people and it's a great feeling to know that you aren't the only one watching these guys. i love you pham! ❤️
Thx pham ♥♥♥♥♥
Gillian G ... You are literally speaking my thoughts.. I love and respect everything about Phandom 😊
Gillian G first
'Why can't you be thrilled by statistical improbabilities?!?'
- Dan Howell 2017
Can't you just be thrilled by statistical improbabilities?
No, no I cant😂
"sexy swim guy" mhmmm ok Daniel😏
Rosemary Barber it was "cause he's a sexy swim guy" to be exact
Kayla Allred thats literally what the person said with three less words, BIG DEAL
The highlights of this video include:
Vaseline
Beyoncé
Strip clubs
Women's rights
Hitler (x2)
Emily Mallin The Sam Story
And Come to Brazil!
Emily Mallin "Yogurt"
And Sam and phils destiny to save the world
dont forget Fernandina trying to impersonate dan and phil in the comments
I’m here for 5:18 from the jealousy analysis 😂
Dan and Phil: WHY IS MCDONALDS GOOGLED SO MUCH?!
Me: have you ever been to America?
Dan is just jealous because Phil thinks that Sam from the airport is special.
We all know it.
"Vaseline has lots of uses."
-Phil Lester 2017
Sonjay Summers ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
lubye
and then Dan's face after that
"Society is BONED, man"
"We got double Hitler, Phil, I don't feel good about that"
I’m so in love with dans brain lol
I love how Phil says "yogurt" lmao
...?
ElliexTurner x British people say it differently than Americans
noemi 07 he says it normally
That's how british people say it
Phil said to yell at you so:
GUYS ITS BEEN 10 WEEKS GET TABLES!!!
Their whole coincidence conversation totally reminds me of Delia and Lydia in the song No Reason from the Beetlejuice musical!
Doesnt dan and phil know looking up mcdonalds gives you directions to the nearest one?
Okay sooner or later you guys are going to run out of games so the phandom suggests:
Fireboy & Watergirl
Board Games
Things to do in the Sims:
Save Dil or else he might DIE
Take Dab and when Dalien grows take them to the park and onto the playground
Don't you dare contact the aliens otherwise they will take Dalien away
Make Dab and Evan fall in love (Suggested by Hannah Panda)
Limerenced Suggested:
Life Is Strange
Suggested by Peridot Hare (lol did I say the name right)
Geometry Dash (Dan vs Phil)
Undertale Genocide If you haven't already
Suggested by Sophia is Crafting
Little Nightmares
Suggested by Killshot Tamers
Guitar Hero
Suggested by Evie
Fran Bow (this game is great)
Suggested by Jordan L
Legend of Zelda breath
Suggested by Rhiannon JOHNSON CLARKE and Jessica Jamerson
Until Dawn
Suggested by me:
Hello Neighbour
LazyOreoProductions I swear to god I read water boarding instead of Board Games. wtf
Add Geometry Dash (as a Dan vs Phil) and an Undertale genocide run to that list and I'm good with that ^^
Peridot Hare I think Dan already did the undertale genocide run in his spare time, he said sans was the spawn of hell lmao
fireboy and watergirl is the game of my childhood
LazyOreoProductions Fireboy and water girl. My childhood game omg
Phil: I know who Michael Phelps is
Dan: Because hes a *sexy* swim guy (;
TwentyØneChemicalRomancesAtTheDisco OMG I LOVE your name
TwentyOne pilots
MyChemicalRomance
PanicAtTheDisco
I LOVE all those bands
TwentyØneChemicalRomancesAtTheDisco YES OMG I WAS JUST GOING TO COMMENT THAT HAHA
TwentyØneChemicalRomancesAtTheDisco I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT
the fact that they think Kyle Field was a person when there’s a picture of the field behind the text? fucking amazing.
I’m crying, Kyle field is a STADIUM 😂😂 Gig em’
Lets have fun
This beat is sick
Can I take a ride on your
*limbo stick*
Thebeanmemes AJ definitely using this
Thebeanmemes AJ this is everything 😂
Wasn't it "Disco Stick"?
Owen W. Yes, but it's a joke because they said limbo stick at the beginning :)
they only reason I know that song is when mark sang it on the whisper challenge with Matthis 😂😂
I personally believe dan makes it his duty to break the sound barrier every DanAndPhilGames video
Trash this doesn't make sense bc he's slow
"That's what happens when you go fast,you moron"-Dan Howell 2k1X(cause I don't know when he said it)
Trash sound barrier is how fast you move not actual sound
SOUND BARRIER IS SPEED
Are you Phil? The sound barrier is when you go really fast 😂
Dan being jealous is the best thing I've watched all day
I miss them
Roses are red.
Murderers kill.
What do we want?
We want Dil.
Created By Cats 👏👏👏👏👏 YOU, MY FELLOW FRIEND, DESERVE AN AWARD
Jen Is Aesthetic Trash why thank you, aesthetic trash, I'm honored
was this created by cats
grace gallagher yep
Roses are red
Violets are blue
We want Dil
And so do you.
Phil: *"Vaseline has a lot of uses"*
*DANS FUCKING FACE* 😂😂
*lenny face*
Dan was _not_ having the Phil and Sam fate story
Ah, yes. My favorite TH-camrs. AmazingVaseline and danisnotbeyonce
"Sexy swim guy" same dan same
"strip club"
phil: (immediately) "higher"
*Insert Lenny Face*
;))
*(Dan Voice)* WHAT THHH- PHIL!
Sydney Fleck omfg I heard that in dan's voice
Listen to your husband Dan
"I don't think you're ready for this big mac" has a new meaning since WAP came out 😭
Completely agree with Daniel on this- "Can you not just be thrilled by statistical improbabilities?"
I've always thought that that's much more beautiful and amazing than some sort of 'fate' concept.
jealous!dan is strong in this one
Omg I know right