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DAN
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PHIL
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Music: Kevin Macleod - Incompetech.com - เกม
Fun facts for friends: Barns are red because back in the olden days, red was the cheapest paint color. This is also why old school houses are painted red.
Olivia and fire trucks
YES! I dunno why I think that's so cool, but I do, lol. Fun facts with friends!
the more ya know
really?
I had no idea....
I thought it was simply because it would stand out
Actually it was because of the seal that they would paint on the barn had so many different things including rust in it that it would tent the seal red therefore making the barn red.
ARE YOU TELLING ME THE LOCH NESS MONSTER
IS ACTUALLY A BUNCH OF BABY INCEST ELEPHANTS
len This comment is hilarious
This is beautifully worded XDDDD
len 😁😂😀... but it should be incestuous*...
Just the fact that he thinks people IN FREAKING SCOTLAND wouldn't notice a bunch of elephants running around is so funny to me.
Maialeen That's so true. I'm Scottish!
Phil thats not bigfoot, thats Hagrid
YAAAASSSSSSS
HARRY POTTER!!!
Kate H tea came out of my nose when I read that
holy schist! I laughed way too hard at that!
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
YES THANK U KATE H HARRY POTTERRRRRRRR!!!!!
"If you have more than two grapes a day you will *DIE*"
**eats two bags of grapes**
SET ME FRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
your username gives me a reason to lit
live** omg no
OK BUT I SANG THAT IN TYLERS VOICE FROM THE JUDGE WHY
@@user-pe8uk4mi8y Don't worry I did to
Honestly same
is this the real life
is this fabric softener
MaryJulia Morzenti caught in a landsli-
caught on a clothes line-
andPEGGY no escape from the laundry-
why must we do this.
open your washing machine
" is this fabric softener"
"nO THIS IS PATRICK"
This needs more likes.
(I'm not a Krusty Krab)
I'm laughing so hard I can't breath 😂😂😂😂
kindaphantastic I'm the 666th liker. Goodbye.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Are rocks alllliiiiiVVVEEEE!?!?!?!?!?"
R.I.P my ears
Greengiraffes 128 you write this out so well. I could hear dan saying this as I read it 😂
It is best on crash baniquit
I read this while he said it lol
“I have a tumblr, I’m a blogger, I’m basically news”
“A lady’s process.” “PrOcEsS?” “I WAS CENSORING IT.”
“As if there’s more people searching for hockey than cats and crying and pooping”
Santadela effect
“But I wanted to talk about genetically modified things.”
“Well, let’s not do that today.”
Are your parents Santa?
Because you're a gift.
Brooke aww
Yes. Santa isn't real.
Brooke thanks 😂
Note to Phil Lester.
Brooke this is truly dedicated to Phil
at some points they're too quiet, so i decided to turn up the volume on my headphones...
MISTAKE!!! BAD MISTAKE!
dan is just so loud ughsndkekeb
kristinaaa RIP ya ear holes
R.I.P your eardrums. I am sorry for your loss.
H E L P M Y P E N I S
We have all made this mistake. My condolences.
Can dan please have a relaxing podcast talking about everything being alive
Nah, he gon scream in the middle of it anyway 🤷
No
@@vp3841 ... give him a podcast
Well..
Download stereo and follow Dan and Phil. They stream every Tuesday and Thursday at 9pm UK time
"why are white? I don't know phil why are you alive?"
~Dan Howell 2017
if you had a pendant necklace, and put a photo of yourself in it....... I guess you could say you were: *independant*
Kneeslapper
Mountain Ash help
Roflmfao
Go home.
+Mountain Ash I love you! XD
Fun fact: Peanuts aren't nuts because they have pods and are classified as legumes. Peanuts actually grow underground.
but they are also called *_"groundnuts"_*
Which Cat omg wig
Which Cat, are you bull-shitting me?
ex-fucking-scuse me
And what else are legumes? PEAS!!!!! Drama.
"are there any good viruses"
me: **side eyes the empty toiletry shelves**
everyone: **is basically on house arrest thanks to the corona virus**
*Idk you tell me*
I had to think of it too 😆
COVID rating: ★★☆☆☆
and now there’s the new delta wave coming around soooo
@@xx_hellonearth1391 wooooo /s
adding on just to mention bout the new Omicron wave 💀
I LOVE PHIL BEING MAD ABOUT THE SANTA THING OML
Rocks are alive,
Have you ever heard of Dwayne Johnson
Amy M Ayyyyyyy
Amy M **slow claps**
Amy M I
Amy M lol same
Amy M LOL
*phil trying to defend santa is the cutest thing i've ever seen ngl*
phil was so cute in this video with the santa thing and then the "bees are important and i know why" part it was so adorable
profile picture checks out
ARMYYY💜💜
8:41 Google predicted Lil Nas X
Dan: Says Asexual
Me: I’m here, where’s the acceptance club
Here! Plus Dan has actually acknowledged asexuality several times, even before he himself came out, which just makes me (an aro-ace person) very happy.
Phil about to cover dans mouth bc he doesn't want little kids to think santa isn't real is my aesthetic
MelinaOk shhhh....he's real
MelinaOk IKR
MelinaOk HE IS REAL DONT RUIN IT
MelinaOk ikr XD
santa isn't real!?
Phil looks really good in this video. Actually dan does too. Huh. Well, this just in: attractive people continue to be attractive.
sofapillow when do they not?
stoneisaperson so true
sofapillow ya they so cute!
sofapillow they always look hot as fuck.
sofapillow True
Is it just me or when Phil described Bigfoot it also described my dad?
Janey Seals omg
Janey Seals is your dad taller then Dan & phil?
OH MY LORD DRAGGEDDDD
What is a "dad"?
me to
dan: if you have more than 2 grapes in a day, you will die
me: *eating an entire box of grapes while watching this video* oh no
Same! I've been dead for a while now because of the grapes.
@@RobynBobbin3 I did not think this comment could get better
RIP Thea U.
i have two words....
yoga challenge
please im begging. i would die
*tyler joseph inhale
Mimus Polyglottos *BOI*
Mimus Polyglottos 😂😂
Or the chapstick challenge with each other would also be great
Yes! 😂😂😂
dan: men being unable to -
phil: do things
dan: - finish a lady's
phil: STOP IT
dan: process
phil: *objecting noise*
someone found the censored thing
Kate McCune I hate you
Kate McCune 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😠😤😤
The captions during that point are great.
Can you guys tell me why you hate kate 😓 because i don't get it 😳😒
IM FROM NORTH CAROLINA
also you can in fact shoot in your backyard
Local Trash Can Same
I JUST LOOKED AT YOUR USER NAME.... YOU ARE A LOCAL TRASH CAN
omg i hear gunshots all the time here damn
Miriam Velazquez I live in Georgia but same
Local Trash Can I’m also from NC
There should now be a sign outside every synagogue saying "Jews - we're more popular than Star Wars!"
I don't believe in big foot because big foot never believed in me
at my dance recitals, there would always be that one empty seat
HaleyInTheStorm WHY DO I FIND THIS SO FUNNY
But I never even knew you until now....
wow then you must not believe in a lot of people
Why was the first thing that popped in my head ‘Bigfoot is love, Bigfoot is life’
"Are rocks alive?"
Me: DONT BLINK
DONT TURN YOUR BACK
DONT LOOK AWAY
AND DONT BLINK
Sydney Hartstein OH MY GOD I FOUND A FELLOW WHOVIAN!!!
They're fast
Faster than you can believe
HOLY GUACAMOLE THIS WAS THE COMMENT I WAS LOOKING FOR AJSKIFKSPCIV
O my gosh I found a Whovian and a part of a Phandom! All my dreams are alive!
BLINK AND YOU'RE DEAD.
A fire does not consist of one or more cells, therefore it is not a living thing.
Synesthesia WHAT ELSE WOULD FIRE CONSIST OF!?!?!?
@@josh_is_a_ray_of_sunshine-2403 it's literally just energy and atoms. Cells are a different thing
I was looking for this comment. I needed someone to know that
THANK YOU FOR COMMENTING THIS. I was so frustrated when everyone said that fire was alive
@@josh_is_a_ray_of_sunshine-2403 ... It's a chemical reaction when something combines with oxygen? High school chemistry.
the "are your parents beavers cause damn" actually made me laugh out loud so much and I have no idea why because I never laugh out loud at TH-cam videos😂I'm so immature
why is it a thing, that i recognize when dan gets a new shirt but don't remember a fucking thing for my exams?
priorities much ~
Lisa F relatable sm!
Lisa F samee
me
same
Lisa F I know all of the words to the internet is here and dans diss track but not the formula for photosynthesis
Did anyone see a little ginger in Phil's hair on the side?
magic.unicorn.eats.souls yes adorable
Phil's also growing a mustache
magic.unicorn.eats.souls I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS
magic.unicorn.eats.souls it's so beautiful💛
magic.unicorn.eats.souls yes omg
"I saw the bells and heard the sleigh..." -Phil Lester.
Most of this video is just Phil defending conspiracy theories (Santa, Bigfoot, the Lochness Monster, rocks, ghosts, etc.) and Dan shooting him down
dan being close minded about the existence of ghosts is hilarious to me, considering he's fully admitted that ghosts/demons are his worst fear
It should be google autophil...
Wtf why doesn't this have more likes??
Brooklen wits SHAME
Are gamers good in bed? Because baby I play a lot of League of Legends, I have hand cramps but good reactions. 😂😂😂
-Dan Howell 2K17
Emily Lockiz What was with Dan and League this video?! hahahaha
Emily Lockiz Omg ;-; I appreciate his love for chatup lines
Emily Lockiz is it the TheLegend27
I can confirm as a resident of the year 2020, there are no good viruses.
Instead of "White rhinos endangered", I read "White rhinos ermergawd" * facepalm *
I bet the majority of this stuff is honestly just what Phil searches for at 3 am
Adriana Cabrera
agreed
Adriana Cabrera yeah...😄
My headphones broke yesterday and for some reason chose to watch a video with Daniel Howell in it in a room with my Father. The volume is quite high an-
"hELP MY PENIS"
at that moment, me and my father made eye contact.
I was doomed
NOOooOO XD. I'm legitimately concerned...
RIP u will be missed
Dina "When you gooo! Just know that we will remember your name!"
Dina It's not a fashion statement it's a fucking death wish by My Chemical Romance
Dina anything for a fellow phandom member
phil trying to save young kid's innocence about santa is my aesthetic omg 💛
'Are there any good viruses'
2020: WRITE THAT DOWN. WRITE THAT DOWN.
😿
Current aesthetic: Camera zooming in on Dan Howell while he rants about the existence of plants
Daniel*
@phandawsonSUPERNATURALBRENDON urie we can call him dan if we want he said we can
Love the name by the way
phandawsonSUPERNATURALBRENDON urie SPNPSNSPNSPSNSPNSPSN
SPN FAM
what if rocks were really squishy but whenever we touch them they tense up
Oh my god.... 😱
James Leo Oliver Omg! 😫
This. I love this.
James Leo Oliver HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
this makes me so frustrated 😂
Science class with Dan is more helpful than my biology class
when dan cracked his knuckles and phil screamed, that is me and my friend in a nutshell there XD
"If you eat more than two grapes in a day, you will die." I HAVE DEFIED DEATH BOW DOWN TO ME PEASANTS
I'm Not Nyoom my sisters have too
I'm Not Nyoom I love grapes and I almost eat the whole bag and I'm still alive
I'm Not you and I have lots of grapes and I'm 9 years old
I'm Not Nylon
... I ate 20 grapes....
Why cant i cry
Because I'm crafting
Will McPherson I love you 😂
Will McPherson ayeeee
Will McPherson I hate you
1:49 PHIL IS MY MUM WHEN I DO THAT LMFAOO
MY MUM ACTUALLY THREATENED TO 'BREAK MY FINGERS FOR ME' ONCE LMAO
“You think people can spell diarrhea?”
No, Dan.
Both Dan and Phil are wearing black.
BOTH
LaurenThe Nerd I knew something was different. and its the shirts.
Ah, but both of you have made a mistake.
Phil's shirt is a shade darker than Dan's, excluding the design.
LaurenThe Nerd // oh my god???? i knew something was off in this video but i legitimately couldn't tell?????
Someone's Side Channel the world is about to implode
not all catpeople hate dogs
Mirjam van den Hoorn agreed
Mirjam van den Hoorn I also asume that some cat people can't take a joke.
(btw i am a cat person)
oh no pls dont take me seriously i was joking
Mirjam van den Hoorn I'm a cat person, but I have a dog and some cats.
Mirjam van den Hoorn i actually hate both (please don't attack me)
I think Bigfoot is dan wearing a hair suit
The furry is bac
Dan and Phil joke about conspiracy theorists.
Shane Dawson (a conspiracy theorist jokes about Dan and Phil.
Coincidence? I think NOT
*secretly hoping for a secret collab since phil is in LA*
what a great conspiracy theory
"Stop with the conspiracy theories"
"I'M JUST SAYING MAN MAYBE THE BEES ARE WORKING FOR HITLER"
okay he joked about them? i need context??
reyna michaelis same though
are you google? cause you're everything i searched for.
(i'm so lame and unoriginal lmao)
i feel special Damn
you searched for google?
are you bing? cause everybody hates you
I thought this said unaboriginal for a second and got really confused
i feel special so smooth
It's so simple Dan, Phil; rocks are just in a constant state of having an extisental crisis, that's why they don't move.
Shadow Calaster No they don't move because someone is looking at them and they haven't finished reparing themselves yet...................
Yuki Heymer That is beautiful. 😂
Shadow Calaster so i guess i'm a rock lmao
Shadow Calaster so Dan's a rock
So..I'm a rock
“are there any good viruses?” 2017 Dan: computer virus 2020: *cries in corona*
5:04 *the process of the lady door*
wow i love dan and ph-
see what i did there
Caitlyn Delaney get out
wait what
wait explain
This is driving me crazy I'm so confused
someone explain
"You can watch Star Trek and respect women"
A quote to live by
Hi, im a bored teenager. Before you go, why is grass green?
xx_jesssibean_xx because death is inevitable and green is the colour of poison so it’s really just an omen of death and pain and you cannot escape it.
Milena Haese probably
Because of a biological pigment called chlorophyll
Because the light from the sun gets reflected off it exempt for yellow and blue creating the color known as green
Sorry
Chlorophyll I think
Fun fact: peanuts are *NOT* nuts. They're *BEANS* :)
I guess that elephant... eleCANT
HA HA
Missy Mittens BADUM TSSHHH
...
irrelephant
danisameme 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Can I shoot in my backyard in North Carolina?" That's it. You've summed up my home state and the people that inhabit it. Lmao
ShainaLarissaXO aye fam (I'm in sc but close enough)
ShainaLarissaXO ayeeeee NC peeps
ShainaLarissaXO I'm starting to think I am the only person in Nc who prefers to NOT hunt and kill things
Haha I'm from Sc
Twenty Øne Killjoys Phanicking at the Disco aye sc fam
Turn on subtitles
you'll thank me later
Why?
Lente Brinksma I always have my subtitles on when watching a dan and/or phil video. 😏
Buggy And Everdeen The United Nations one is the funny one
(Lente Brinksma) Thank you! This is amazing!
god bless my child
this was exactly one year ago ahhhh
Fire is not alive. It follows every rule, except it doesn't have a complicated chemistry in it's organism. Animals and plants do.
Sorry to crush your dreams Phil.
They also aren't made of cells
Fire can't excrete, reproduce, move, breath, feel things and absorb nutrients. Fire is NAYHT alive
LightningSpeed4 aha but they 'excrete ' smoke, spreads or 'reproduce ' flicker and 'move'. And takes in fuel.
Naa I'm joking it's not alive
Ryan Carlson yup and it doesn't have eukaryotic cells
Phil's Loch Ness theory is the most creative thing I've ever heard
The virus question definitely triggered me here in 2020
Will dan kill me if I said I have googled if cats are better than dogs?
I love cats sm! Dogs are cute but also kinda stinky lmao
Shane Dawson should do a video on Phil's elephant conspiracy theory😂
Alexa Johnson yaaaaasssss
Alexa Johnson let's spam him with the theory until he makes a video about it
Alexa Johnson
Hey what's up you guys
space worm yes
oof, this did not age well lol
It's the sims in Dil's town asking if they are under mind control.
Random Sim: I don't believe we are
*suddenly starts dancing uncontrollably*
10:35 "you can respect women and all genders" this made me so happy because I'm non binary aw I want to cry why did that affect me so much
"Santa is Avril Lavigne's clone"
Mate if that were true my young oblivious lesbian butt would've tried a lot harder to stay up and see Santa
Phil's commitment to maintaining the magic of Christmas is truly commendable.
It's not magic... it's the massive success of Coca Cola's marketing plan (they invented Santa)
Terrobility Coca Cola didn't invent santa they popularized it
Phil is such a pure and adorable human being
Alice L agreed
The cup Rapmon throws in the Run MV hey there how you doing were you injured when you were thrown
im done w this fandom
Username 🙏
The cup Rapmon throws in the Run MV I swear I see you everywhere
"Are there any good viruses?"
Heh.
watching, "are there any good viruses" in 2021 😬
THIS NEEDS TO BE A DAN VS PHIL
Am I the only one that noticed Phil's hair? His ginger is showing! I'm dead!
totallynotawkward jay haglund I see it too!
this nostalgia hurts
*PEANUTS👏 ARE👏 LEGUMES*
dan: Are rocks alive?!!!!
me: *plays in my mind* we...are the crystal gems! we'll always save the day---
Joeriz Osorio NAMANAKSNSBNS SVWOQOQBWJWOAN THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SAYING THIS
Save the way? Find a day??
"Is Africa... a country???"
*Silently laughing and crying at the same time*
xX Ledgendgurl Xx I just wowed so hard while rolling my eyes into my head at that one. Speaking as an African.
xX Ledgendgurl Xx I love your profile picture, so cute
Llama Girl Thanks, its my cat! Lol
it is a country
RubyCanFly Africa is a continent...
"Are there any good viruses" rewatching this on the first day of 2021 kinda hits
Fire does all the "functions" a living thing does, but it's not alive because it is only a chemical reaction. Once certain elements or chemicals are removed, it's gone.
Most definitely a sad person googling for help
me
"They wanna go kill an owl. Don't kill an owl."
-Phil lester 2017
This is why I love him so much
People don't do it cuz they have to go down the Owl Slide
DarkCrystamite Same.
DarkCrystamite he should have said that to the death eater who killed hedwig
POV you went to newest comments to see if anyone mentioned the virus thing
the close captions are my favorite thing, especially phil's *adorable laughter*
Dan seems slightly more existential then usual. You good fam?
I googled "why ca"
And why caillou has no hair came up 😂😂
Brielle Whalen one of life’s mysteries
Theory: right after Tyler Joseph filmed the car radio music video he decided he wanted a tv show........
Tbh tho, that’s a question everyone has asked themselves
Maile Keech lmao
My theory is that he has cancer.
"Eat 2 grapes a day and you will die" Me: Spits out 3rd grape i've had today-
They hate on cat people and LITTERALY wear kitty whiskers and nose TFF?!??
Phil: I am the king of this game
the Phandom: You are the king in general Phil
LODisamazing And Dan is the meme queen
if u put on subtitles it says "and take that gay"
i'm deleting myself sorry
White lighters are considered unlucky because a number of musicians have passed away whilst a white lighter has been in their pocket/on their possession
Alice yup, includes the 27 club👍 (thanks dumb school project for informing me on this and many more conspiracy theories)
This is not true at all if you actually did your research
Alice oh NICE profile picture A+
IM USING WHITE LIGHTERS TO SEE WHATS IN FRONT OF ME
I need to stop listening to the neighbourhood
God I miss them so much it's unreal
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Three grapes a day and you will have immediate death