Fun facts for friends: Barns are red because back in the olden days, red was the cheapest paint color. This is also why old school houses are painted red.
Actually it was because of the seal that they would paint on the barn had so many different things including rust in it that it would tent the seal red therefore making the barn red.
“I have a tumblr, I’m a blogger, I’m basically news” “A lady’s process.” “PrOcEsS?” “I WAS CENSORING IT.” “As if there’s more people searching for hockey than cats and crying and pooping” Santadela effect “But I wanted to talk about genetically modified things.” “Well, let’s not do that today.”
Hundreds of years ago, many farmers would seal their barns with linseed oil, which is an orange-colored oil derived from the seeds of the flax plant. To this oil, they would add a variety of things, most often milk and lime, but also ferrous oxide, or rust. ... It turned the mixture red in color.
Phil trying to protect childhoods and freaking out when Dan was about to reveal the truth ab Santa (obviously Avril Lavigne's clone, duh) AND his owl comment are gold
"are there any good viruses" me: **side eyes the empty toiletry shelves** everyone: **is basically on house arrest thanks to the corona virus** *Idk you tell me*
the "are your parents beavers cause damn" actually made me laugh out loud so much and I have no idea why because I never laugh out loud at TH-cam videos😂I'm so immature
White lighters are considered unlucky because a number of musicians have passed away whilst a white lighter has been in their pocket/on their possession
Jordyn F There are certain criteria for being classified as living. 1. Growth 2. Reproduction 3. Metabolism 4. Consciousness etc Some of these are obligatory for being living, some can be found in inanimate objects eg external accumulation of mass (synonymous to growth) or the fact that drones/sterile humans don't reproduce but are living.
I am not surprised that "Is Africa a country?" on there because the media (especially movies) basically portrays it as a country all the time. - An unhappy South African
Here! Plus Dan has actually acknowledged asexuality several times, even before he himself came out, which just makes me (an aro-ace person) very happy.
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*phil trying to defend santa is the cutest thing i've ever seen ngl*
phil was so cute in this video with the santa thing and then the "bees are important and i know why" part it was so adorable
profile picture checks out
ARMYYY💜💜
Fun facts for friends: Barns are red because back in the olden days, red was the cheapest paint color. This is also why old school houses are painted red.
Olivia and fire trucks
YES! I dunno why I think that's so cool, but I do, lol. Fun facts with friends!
the more ya know
really?
I had no idea....
I thought it was simply because it would stand out
Actually it was because of the seal that they would paint on the barn had so many different things including rust in it that it would tent the seal red therefore making the barn red.
at some points they're too quiet, so i decided to turn up the volume on my headphones...
MISTAKE!!! BAD MISTAKE!
dan is just so loud ughsndkekeb
kristinaaa RIP ya ear holes
R.I.P your eardrums. I am sorry for your loss.
H E L P M Y P E N I S
We have all made this mistake. My condolences.
"Are rocks alllliiiiiVVVEEEE!?!?!?!?!?"
R.I.P my ears
Greengiraffes 128 you write this out so well. I could hear dan saying this as I read it 😂
It is best on crash baniquit
I read this while he said it lol
if you had a pendant necklace, and put a photo of yourself in it....... I guess you could say you were: *independant*
Kneeslapper
Mountain Ash help
Roflmfao
Go home.
+Mountain Ash I love you! XD
" is this fabric softener"
"nO THIS IS PATRICK"
This needs more likes.
(I'm not a Krusty Krab)
I'm laughing so hard I can't breath 😂😂😂😂
kindaphantastic I'm the 666th liker. Goodbye.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I die every time they look at each other and now I'm an extra concentrated ghost
Phil thats not bigfoot, thats Hagrid
YAAAASSSSSSS
HARRY POTTER!!!
Kate H tea came out of my nose when I read that
holy schist! I laughed way too hard at that!
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
YES THANK U KATE H HARRY POTTERRRRRRRR!!!!!
Phil looks really good in this video. Actually dan does too. Huh. Well, this just in: attractive people continue to be attractive.
sofapillow when do they not?
stoneisaperson so true
sofapillow ya they so cute!
sofapillow they always look hot as fuck.
sofapillow True
I bet the majority of this stuff is honestly just what Phil searches for at 3 am
Adriana Cabrera
agreed
Adriana Cabrera yeah...😄
Phil's Loch Ness theory is the most creative thing I've ever heard
I LOVE PHIL BEING MAD ABOUT THE SANTA THING OML
is this the real life
is this fabric softener
MaryJulia Morzenti caught in a landsli-
caught on a clothes line-
andPEGGY no escape from the laundry-
why must we do this.
open your washing machine
dan: men being unable to -
phil: do things
dan: - finish a lady's
phil: STOP IT
dan: process
phil: *objecting noise*
someone found the censored thing
Kate McCune I hate you
Kate McCune 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😠😤😤
The captions during that point are great.
Can you guys tell me why you hate kate 😓 because i don't get it 😳😒
Phil's commitment to maintaining the magic of Christmas is truly commendable.
It's not magic... it's the massive success of Coca Cola's marketing plan (they invented Santa)
Terrobility Coca Cola didn't invent santa they popularized it
Can dan please have a relaxing podcast talking about everything being alive
Nah, he gon scream in the middle of it anyway 🤷
No
@@vp3841 ... give him a podcast
Well..
Download stereo and follow Dan and Phil. They stream every Tuesday and Thursday at 9pm UK time
It's the sims in Dil's town asking if they are under mind control.
Random Sim: I don't believe we are
*suddenly starts dancing uncontrollably*
Are your parents Santa?
Because you're a gift.
Brooke aww
Yes. Santa isn't real.
Brooke thanks 😂
Note to Phil Lester.
Brooke this is truly dedicated to Phil
Phil about to cover dans mouth bc he doesn't want little kids to think santa isn't real is my aesthetic
MelinaOk shhhh....he's real
MelinaOk IKR
MelinaOk HE IS REAL DONT RUIN IT
MelinaOk ikr XD
santa isn't real!?
“I have a tumblr, I’m a blogger, I’m basically news”
“A lady’s process.” “PrOcEsS?” “I WAS CENSORING IT.”
“As if there’s more people searching for hockey than cats and crying and pooping”
Santadela effect
“But I wanted to talk about genetically modified things.”
“Well, let’s not do that today.”
"You can watch Star Trek and respect women"
A quote to live by
ARE YOU TELLING ME THE LOCH NESS MONSTER
IS ACTUALLY A BUNCH OF BABY INCEST ELEPHANTS
len This comment is hilarious
This is beautifully worded XDDDD
len 😁😂😀... but it should be incestuous*...
Just the fact that he thinks people IN FREAKING SCOTLAND wouldn't notice a bunch of elephants running around is so funny to me.
Maialeen That's so true. I'm Scottish!
It's so simple Dan, Phil; rocks are just in a constant state of having an extisental crisis, that's why they don't move.
Shadow Calaster No they don't move because someone is looking at them and they haven't finished reparing themselves yet...................
Yuki Heymer That is beautiful. 😂
Shadow Calaster so i guess i'm a rock lmao
Shadow Calaster so Dan's a rock
So..I'm a rock
Is it just me or when Phil described Bigfoot it also described my dad?
Janey Seals omg
Janey Seals is your dad taller then Dan & phil?
OH MY LORD DRAGGEDDDD
What is a "dad"?
me to
Current aesthetic: Camera zooming in on Dan Howell while he rants about the existence of plants
Daniel*
@phandawsonSUPERNATURALBRENDON urie we can call him dan if we want he said we can
Love the name by the way
phandawsonSUPERNATURALBRENDON urie SPNPSNSPNSPSNSPNSPSN
SPN FAM
THIS NEEDS TO BE A DAN VS PHIL
PLEASE DO THE POTTERMORE SORTING HAT QUIZ
tamar yaron trying to get this comment above because THEY NEED
Phil is a Hufflepuff, and I think dan has said he's a Gryffindor (despite the fact that the phandom puts him in Slytherin) BUT YES THEY SHOULD DO IT
tamar yaron I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW KARMA
tamar yaron PLEASE OMG
CosmicDalya I think phill is hufflepuff and dan is ravenclaw it's a good contrast
"why are white? I don't know phil why are you alive?"
~Dan Howell 2017
"Help my penis!" - Daniel Howell 2k17.
TheAquaDragon
I think Phil can help him
Joltz and Joulery *eyelashes sweat profusely*
TheAquaDragon That should be a meme
Joseph C It probably already is knowing the phandom 😂
Rocks are alive,
Have you ever heard of Dwayne Johnson
Amy M Ayyyyyyy
Amy M **slow claps**
Amy M I
Amy M lol same
Amy M LOL
I don't believe in big foot because big foot never believed in me
at my dance recitals, there would always be that one empty seat
HaleyInTheStorm WHY DO I FIND THIS SO FUNNY
But I never even knew you until now....
wow then you must not believe in a lot of people
Why was the first thing that popped in my head ‘Bigfoot is love, Bigfoot is life’
IM FROM NORTH CAROLINA
also you can in fact shoot in your backyard
Local Trash Can Same
I JUST LOOKED AT YOUR USER NAME.... YOU ARE A LOCAL TRASH CAN
omg i hear gunshots all the time here damn
Miriam Velazquez I live in Georgia but same
Local Trash Can I’m also from NC
Phil is such a pure and adorable human being
Alice L agreed
The cup Rapmon throws in the Run MV hey there how you doing were you injured when you were thrown
im done w this fandom
Username 🙏
The cup Rapmon throws in the Run MV I swear I see you everywhere
A MONTH WITHOUT UPLOADING HE COMES BACK AS A GINGER.
I want Phil to be a ginger again
I JUST NOTICED THAT OMG
nooo i love my black hair bbby and plus dan looks good with light hair
TheAquaDragon that no one even asked for but fangirls linger!
Mechanical Sam
So prepare for screaming, PhanGirls are amazing
Hundreds of years ago, many farmers would seal their barns with linseed oil, which is an orange-colored oil derived from the seeds of the flax plant. To this oil, they would add a variety of things, most often milk and lime, but also ferrous oxide, or rust. ... It turned the mixture red in color.
Luberry I was searching through the comments specifically for this comment, thank you!
were you the person that googled about the barn
"I saw the bells and heard the sleigh..." -Phil Lester.
Did anyone see a little ginger in Phil's hair on the side?
magic.unicorn.eats.souls yes adorable
Phil's also growing a mustache
magic.unicorn.eats.souls I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS
magic.unicorn.eats.souls it's so beautiful💛
magic.unicorn.eats.souls yes omg
"Are rocks alive?"
Me: DONT BLINK
DONT TURN YOUR BACK
DONT LOOK AWAY
AND DONT BLINK
Sydney Hartstein OH MY GOD I FOUND A FELLOW WHOVIAN!!!
They're fast
Faster than you can believe
HOLY GUACAMOLE THIS WAS THE COMMENT I WAS LOOKING FOR AJSKIFKSPCIV
O my gosh I found a Whovian and a part of a Phandom! All my dreams are alive!
BLINK AND YOU'RE DEAD.
Phil: I am the king of this game
the Phandom: You are the king in general Phil
LODisamazing And Dan is the meme queen
if u put on subtitles it says "and take that gay"
i'm deleting myself sorry
A fire does not consist of one or more cells, therefore it is not a living thing.
Synesthesia WHAT ELSE WOULD FIRE CONSIST OF!?!?!?
@@josh_is_a_ray_of_sunshine-2403 it's literally just energy and atoms. Cells are a different thing
I was looking for this comment. I needed someone to know that
THANK YOU FOR COMMENTING THIS. I was so frustrated when everyone said that fire was alive
@@josh_is_a_ray_of_sunshine-2403 ... It's a chemical reaction when something combines with oxygen? High school chemistry.
Phil trying to protect childhoods and freaking out when Dan was about to reveal the truth ab Santa (obviously Avril Lavigne's clone, duh) AND his owl comment are gold
i have two words....
yoga challenge
please im begging. i would die
*tyler joseph inhale
Mimus Polyglottos *BOI*
Mimus Polyglottos 😂😂
Or the chapstick challenge with each other would also be great
Yes! 😂😂😂
Most definitely a sad person googling for help
me
Science class with Dan is more helpful than my biology class
I googled "why ca"
And why caillou has no hair came up 😂😂
Brielle Whalen one of life’s mysteries
Theory: right after Tyler Joseph filmed the car radio music video he decided he wanted a tv show........
Tbh tho, that’s a question everyone has asked themselves
Maile Keech lmao
My theory is that he has cancer.
Fire is not alive. It follows every rule, except it doesn't have a complicated chemistry in it's organism. Animals and plants do.
Sorry to crush your dreams Phil.
They also aren't made of cells
Fire can't excrete, reproduce, move, breath, feel things and absorb nutrients. Fire is NAYHT alive
LightningSpeed4 aha but they 'excrete ' smoke, spreads or 'reproduce ' flicker and 'move'. And takes in fuel.
Naa I'm joking it's not alive
Ryan Carlson yup and it doesn't have eukaryotic cells
Dan seems slightly more existential then usual. You good fam?
"are there any good viruses"
me: **side eyes the empty toiletry shelves**
everyone: **is basically on house arrest thanks to the corona virus**
*Idk you tell me*
I had to think of it too 😆
COVID rating: ★★☆☆☆
and now there’s the new delta wave coming around soooo
@@xx_hellonearth1391 wooooo /s
adding on just to mention bout the new Omicron wave 💀
Are gamers good in bed? Because baby I play a lot of League of Legends, I have hand cramps but good reactions. 😂😂😂
-Dan Howell 2K17
Emily Lockiz What was with Dan and League this video?! hahahaha
Emily Lockiz Omg ;-; I appreciate his love for chatup lines
Emily Lockiz is it the TheLegend27
Shane Dawson should do a video on Phil's elephant conspiracy theory😂
Alexa Johnson yaaaaasssss
Alexa Johnson let's spam him with the theory until he makes a video about it
Alexa Johnson
Hey what's up you guys
space worm yes
oof, this did not age well lol
why is it a thing, that i recognize when dan gets a new shirt but don't remember a fucking thing for my exams?
priorities much ~
Lisa F relatable sm!
Lisa F samee
me
same
Lisa F I know all of the words to the internet is here and dans diss track but not the formula for photosynthesis
phil trying to save young kid's innocence about santa is my aesthetic omg 💛
Why cant i cry
Because I'm crafting
Will McPherson I love you 😂
Will McPherson ayeeee
Will McPherson I hate you
dan: Are rocks alive?!!!!
me: *plays in my mind* we...are the crystal gems! we'll always save the day---
Joeriz Osorio NAMANAKSNSBNS SVWOQOQBWJWOAN THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SAYING THIS
Save the way? Find a day??
"If you have more than two grapes a day you will *DIE*"
**eats two bags of grapes**
SET ME FRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
your username gives me a reason to lit
live** omg no
OK BUT I SANG THAT IN TYLERS VOICE FROM THE JUDGE WHY
@@user-pe8uk4mi8y Don't worry I did to
Honestly same
the "are your parents beavers cause damn" actually made me laugh out loud so much and I have no idea why because I never laugh out loud at TH-cam videos😂I'm so immature
IS FABRIC SOFTENER REAL YETI TINFOIL HAT
Am I the only one that noticed Phil's hair? His ginger is showing! I'm dead!
totallynotawkward jay haglund I see it too!
Is Bigfoot real?
Me: the answer will remain UNSOLVED
izzythedoodler 😂😂😂
izzythedoodler HA!!!!!I LOVE BUZZFEEDS UNSOLVED!
CHEERS TO RYAN AND SHANE!!!!
izzythedoodler *inserts X-Files theme here*
*insert Gravity Falls theme song* i'll get out
this was exactly one year ago ahhhh
White lighters are considered unlucky because a number of musicians have passed away whilst a white lighter has been in their pocket/on their possession
Alice yup, includes the 27 club👍 (thanks dumb school project for informing me on this and many more conspiracy theories)
This is not true at all if you actually did your research
Alice oh NICE profile picture A+
IM USING WHITE LIGHTERS TO SEE WHATS IN FRONT OF ME
I need to stop listening to the neighbourhood
As a Biology major, Dan's concept of life hurt me deeply
Dreamer same tbh
Care to explain?
Jordyn F There are certain criteria for being classified as living. 1. Growth 2. Reproduction 3. Metabolism 4. Consciousness etc Some of these are obligatory for being living, some can be found in inanimate objects eg external accumulation of mass (synonymous to growth) or the fact that drones/sterile humans don't reproduce but are living.
what if rocks were really squishy but whenever we touch them they tense up
Oh my god.... 😱
James Leo Oliver Omg! 😫
This. I love this.
James Leo Oliver HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
this makes me so frustrated 😂
8:41 Google predicted Lil Nas X
Rocks are alive, I have one as a pet, her name is Susan 3
Lana Nosalek the best name ever. I’m naming my next frog Susan 73.
What happened to 1 and 2
Elizabeth Jones that's what I was going to ask. It remains a mystery
the pink panther had a rock as a pet
Oooookkkkkk
"They wanna go kill an owl. Don't kill an owl."
-Phil lester 2017
This is why I love him so much
People don't do it cuz they have to go down the Owl Slide
DarkCrystamite Same.
DarkCrystamite he should have said that to the death eater who killed hedwig
Phil is a 30 year old man that says santa is real in case any young people are watching
*he is so pure*
Mariana Maurício lol 😂
when dan cracked his knuckles and phil screamed, that is me and my friend in a nutshell there XD
I need a D&P podcast. I need to hear more of Phil's Bigfoot/Loch Ness Monster ramblings.
and dan explaining how rocks could be alive
What about the Lochness Monster, Phil?
*I think its an Elephant*
****im dying someone help me****
same😂😂😂
omg 301 likes overnight
Omg Phil's ginger hair is showing HOLY CRAP I'm blessed
his hair color isn't natural?
nope he's a ginger in disguise
WAIT WHAT
Sniffles Giggles IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
WAIT WHAT WHAT WHAT???
dan: if you have more than 2 grapes in a day, you will die
me: *eating an entire box of grapes while watching this video* oh no
Same! I've been dead for a while now because of the grapes.
@@RobynBobbin3 I did not think this comment could get better
RIP Thea U.
Fun fact: Peanuts aren't nuts because they have pods and are classified as legumes. Peanuts actually grow underground.
but they are also called *_"groundnuts"_*
Which Cat omg wig
Which Cat, are you bull-shitting me?
ex-fucking-scuse me
And what else are legumes? PEAS!!!!! Drama.
wow i love dan and ph-
see what i did there
Caitlyn Delaney get out
wait what
wait explain
This is driving me crazy I'm so confused
someone explain
I am a bored teenage grandpa conspiracy theorist
Go Away
Are you also a vampire? If not please teach me the ways of being teenage and a grandpa ~if you're a vampire teach me your ways anyway~
Well If you are a vampire at least we know vampires will never hurt you (thanks MCR) *cries in emo*
rachael poole i’m not okay
Lisa Marie neither am I
Aren’t we all
Most of this video is just Phil defending conspiracy theories (Santa, Bigfoot, the Lochness Monster, rocks, ghosts, etc.) and Dan shooting him down
dan being close minded about the existence of ghosts is hilarious to me, considering he's fully admitted that ghosts/demons are his worst fear
Dan: Hey Phil
Phil: What?
Dan: Conspiracy theory, i controlled your mind into saying that
Phil: Stop
"that's my choice just select it!" me at my parents
"more than two grapes in a day you will DIE"
eats three grapes
what do
eats *1,000,00 grapes*
once when i was little i spelled out my name in grapes and ate them all
what do
I eat the whole tub
what do WUT! welp, I guess I'm already dead I just haven't realize it yet ;-;
Hello fellow lizard >__>
the close captions are my favorite thing, especially phil's *adorable laughter*
phil's elephant lochness conspiracy crushes the avril lavigne conspiracy theory tbh
daniel: guns r bad
me: daniel you're doing great sweetie
ALSO
daniel: and respect *ALL* genders
me: D A N I E L Y O U ' R E D O I N G G R E A T S W E E T I E
Cain killed Abel with a rock. Guns don't kill people. People kill people.
Blitz_ Lightning_ ok but..people kill people..with guns
young and menace SwEeTiE
My point is even if people got rid of guns, violence won't stop
Precious Phil trying to protect the childrens' innocence
I was desperately hunting in the comment section, searching in despair if someone said anything about it yet, until I found you. I'm not disappointed
Coleman Graham what innocence
I think Bigfoot is dan wearing a hair suit
The furry is bac
"If you eat more than two grapes in a day, you will die." I HAVE DEFIED DEATH BOW DOWN TO ME PEASANTS
I'm Not Nyoom my sisters have too
I'm Not Nyoom I love grapes and I almost eat the whole bag and I'm still alive
I'm Not you and I have lots of grapes and I'm 9 years old
I'm Not Nylon
... I ate 20 grapes....
I am not surprised that "Is Africa a country?" on there because the media (especially movies) basically portrays it as a country all the time. - An unhappy South African
Santhuri Badal lol I don't even live in Africa and it gets on my nerves
"Is my mind being controlled?"
DIL, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
I can confirm as a resident of the year 2020, there are no good viruses.
when phil said "are your pants a compressed file" and dan answered immediately whilst making eye contact my heart died a little
I'm really curious to what it said in the censored part
ive played this before and im pretty sure its "make me cum"
It was "Come inside me"
"make me cum"
it was either that or "come inside me" but Dan said "finish a lady's process" so...
Prob make me orgasm
Pharmaceutical Potatoes I
phil lester in black is he TRYING to kill me???
sanjee I KnOw RIGhT!!! Aahenwvekvekbe
sanjee umm ?? He's literally below average looking. Stop hyping white average guys 😂
Shiam X run for your life.
Shiam X bitch no
Instead of "White rhinos endangered", I read "White rhinos ermergawd" * facepalm *
Fun fact: a Peanut is in fact not a nut, but a legume
Not exactly fun... but it answered the question...
YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE
stop
no please
THAnk you that's been bothering me, I appreciate
super *random*
I was eating grapes man...
When Dan and phill get in an literal fight on camera
Huh? When?
I'm not sure....
Dan: Says Asexual
Me: I’m here, where’s the acceptance club
Here! Plus Dan has actually acknowledged asexuality several times, even before he himself came out, which just makes me (an aro-ace person) very happy.
okay but you can see some of the natural red/orange in phil's hair and it's giving me life.. 🙌🏼🙌🏼
OnsiesandWhatnot -_- and he has a mustache I love this video
"Can I shoot in my backyard in North Carolina?" That's it. You've summed up my home state and the people that inhabit it. Lmao
ShainaLarissaXO aye fam (I'm in sc but close enough)
ShainaLarissaXO ayeeeee NC peeps
ShainaLarissaXO I'm starting to think I am the only person in Nc who prefers to NOT hunt and kill things
Haha I'm from Sc
Twenty Øne Killjoys Phanicking at the Disco aye sc fam
Last time i was this early Daniel was still Dani Snot On Fire
Twenty One Phanics! At The Disco VERY ORIGINAL
Same tho lol
One ace name, two that is disrespecting his former name
Twenty One Phanics! At The Disco ur profile username is gr8 and lit
Twenty One Phanics! At The Disco HAH
There should now be a sign outside every synagogue saying "Jews - we're more popular than Star Wars!"