Humble trashcan rolling through life but then he did manage to scream almost as loud near the end of the video 😂😂 because he’s Dan. And of course he had to find a way. 😂
No one: Not even me: Phil: *”whereyoucouldputyourhandinaboxandgetalittlepresentanditcosttwopoundsandyoudidntknowwhatitwasgoingtobeanditwasusuallyrubbishbutsometimesyouwouldgetsomethinggood.”*
Look at the lid. Look at the handle. Don't look at the lid. Don't look at the lid. The handle. Look at the pot. Don't look at the pot. Don't watch the pot.
phil: i’m great at charades! also phil: boob king! phil: i can’t do music also phil: AGADOO DOO DOO me thinks he’s just very not self aware of it’s opposite day in his head 😭
"You don't know any fucking books, we're not doing that!" with the high-pitched voice made me lose it, had to replay it 3 times. Sorry that you being sick is such a source of entertainement for us Dan!
"Two eyes..into the desk. Lid. On the pot...Watching the pot. Watching the lid...Don't watch the lid!? Look at the, look at the lid?? Stare at the pot!..Don't stare at the pot?! Don't tip that into the pot. That is a soup that I don't wanna eat! Ahh I burned my hand!"
Moral of the story: don't look at the pot.
E Alex Omg congrats on the pin!!!
E Alex ahhh congrats 🎉
Congrats FAM!
Same
CONGRATULATIONS YOUR CHRISTMAS IS OFFICALLY MERRY
Even when Dan's voice is leaving him, he still cannot help but use it to SHOUT BLOODY MURDER AT PHIL.
"We're playing Charades so Dan doesn't have to talk" *Dan spends entire video screaming*
Lol
*AGaDoO*
Lol
( screaming at Phil ) Ahahah xx 💕💕
I was dying because dan talked more than phil, the person with the good voice
Dan: it agonizes me to even speak
Dan: *screams*
He might be in pain but he’ll always be Dan
XD
Screaming is what he does best. I'm sure he got the cops called on by his neighbors.
@Caroline Potter he did?!
@Caroline Potter okay thanks. :)
Normies: dragon and queen
Phil, an intelectual: flying dinosaur and boob king
He was about to say "female king" and I nearly SCREAMED
a pterodactyl and a trans king?
@@vapemaster69poggersfuckfac55 I dont think you understand what trans means XD
“Don’t scoop your yogurt too fast or you’ll get heartburn?”
_”yeah that’s it.”_
Shea Webb A N T I D A N
A scrape in time saves 9
Scrape my bottom
*heLLo*
*heLLo*
*helLO DaN anD PhiL GaMeS*
*bUdDiEs*
Even with dan hurting his voice he still manages to scream at Phil
My *mood*
He always manages to scream at Phil no matter what
i feel dan's pain everytime phil says something as stupid as "boob king" or "flying dinosaur" lol
especially when phil has a god damn English degree
I feel his pain during the entire "a watched pot never boils" part
That’s a dragon
I came back to this video to comment the same thing without realizing I have already done it before?
So yeah. Boob king.
An alternative title could be "Dan Being Homicidal for 14 Minutes!"
Honestly same
And 12 seconds
Lol
isnt that every video?
Dan being homicidal for the duration of a channel
“Can I leave now? I want to sleeeeep?”
*me in every situation*
Beautiful Bangtan same
Same
Beautiful Bangtan
*Ayyy, ARMY!!!*
SAMEEEE
These replies: ARMY = 92% Same = 4% Random kpop conversation = 4%
They're wearing black.. mourning the death of Dan's voice
pforrest10 dan is always mourning something then
"A watched pot never boils"
Phil: SOUP I DON'T WANT TO EAT!
OW I'VE BURNT MY HAND
I was in literal tears 😂
Also Phil: DON'T BURN YOUR HAND IN THE POT! DON'T PUT YOUR HAND IN A HOT POT! DON'T _LOOK_ AT A HOT POT
I hadn't cried from laughter in a while. This got me.
Phil *who has an English degree*: Don’t touch the baby bird or it won’t boil
I think he was just joking at that bit
You might want to fix that. You can’t put punctuation after an * or it won’t work
@Spicy Namjoon r/facepalm to
Imgoingtouseeverysinglespotuntilirunoutofspots!!!! have you heard of spaces
Phil honestly worries me sometimes
Phil:"Dan can't talk today"
Dan: talks the whole time
Its more painful for him not to talk than to actually force speech with laryngitis.
Dan and Phil: I have no clue how Dan lost his voice
Me: *watches 98 hour compilation of Dan screaming*
Ari's_ A_Noot LMAO
Omfg that is the funniest thing ever
THATS A THING WAIT BACK UP REWIND
When you think Dan has lost his voice so it is safe to wear earphones but no...
R.I.P. eardrums
A WATCHED POT NEVER *_BOILS_*
*Dan talking with no voice is everything*
Maddie Carney That’s my cold voice or sore throat,
@Taylor Adkins 740 now
nevermind 741 i liked
@@user-im4my8hg3d 1k likes now, Nice job
Ikr
Yes
Dan: "Can I play for some ibuprofen?"
Phil: "You can play for some morphin to the neck."
Ronni2602 I’m literally just scrolling through these and just as Dan says can I play for some ibuprofen, I see this
*morphine
I read this right when they said it
@@kasenbrown8952 same
Dolphin.
Just imagine.
It’s strange not hearing Dan scream bad things but he made up for it with all the bangs on the table 😂😂😂
he should stop banging the table and bang something else
sorry bye, I know where the door is
Humble trashcan rolling through life but then he did manage to scream almost as loud near the end of the video 😂😂 because he’s Dan. And of course he had to find a way. 😂
Door or female exit? ;) sry I'll leave
Except for A WATCHED POT NEVER BOILS
Holly Bramhall life will find a way
At the end dans channel is literally just listed as “...”
I SCREAMED
dan: cant talk
dan: SCREAMS
Lol, but notice how he screwed really high pitched so that it was within the range where his voice still worked?
Elise O'Neil oh god, I just thought about your comment
"Don't touch the baby bird or it won"t boil"
-Phil Lester 2017
Endmylyfe 😂😂😂😂😂
Even when Dan has NO voice, even in most QUIET game EVER, Dan manages to scream
*"A scrape on the cube is one in the bush."*
- Phil Lester, 2019.
i love phil
*scrape my butt* the most famous saying
😂😂
Dan: do you want me to fucking murder you
Phil: bring it on mate
Mckinsey ward literally my favorite part
Mate
Mckinsey ward THEY SAID THAT WHEN I READ THE COMMENT SHIT
I THOUGHT HE SAID DO YOU WANT ME TO FUCK YOU
Civil War looks great
"BOOB KING" -Phil Lester 2k17
best moment of this video loll
"Don't touch the baby bird or it won't boil."
~Phil 2017
" *A sCraPe oN tHe cUbE iS oNe iN tHe bUsH* "
This is what I came down here for
"tHiS iS a sOuP tHaT I dOn't wAnT tO eAt!"
This needs to be on a shirt.
Michelle Gaeta “dOn’T sCoOp yOuR yOgUrt or yoU’lL get hEaRtbUrn”
Here's a drinking game: every time Dan's voice cracks, take a shot of water.
It's important to stay hydrated.
Sammy Ward water poisoning.
i need to pee
I think I'm drowning.
I think we would all be dead
😂
Dan's throat throughout the whole vid: STOP THE TORTURE
Dan's mouth: *talk talk talk*
Dan's brain: You'll regret
Melody 9421 Dan also: Screaming loudly
Melody 9421 honestly lmao reminded me of a Cyanide and Happiness clip
No one:
Not even me:
Phil: *”whereyoucouldputyourhandinaboxandgetalittlepresentanditcosttwopoundsandyoudidntknowwhatitwasgoingtobeanditwasusuallyrubbishbutsometimesyouwouldgetsomethinggood.”*
WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE
Dan; *Moves arms slightly and looks at phil*
Phil; Scared Eyes!
Dan; ಠ_ಠ
"You don't know any fucking books, we're not doing that!"
"Theatre, you're uncultered! Let's do gaaaames!" Can't stop laughing 😂
I KNOW THAT MADE ME DIE LAUGHING LMAO
SAMMMMME HERE THAT MADE ME CRY
TheSI3DRemakist tears rolling down my face😂😂😂
TheSI3DRemakist you forgot the apostrophe to close it *cough cough*
Phil:- Don’t scoop your yogurt too fast or u’ll get heart burn..
Dan:- yea, thats it
🙈😂
Dan, an insanely talkative person, trying to avoid talking is so funny bc he's still talking so much
Phil: Dan cant talk
*dan proceeds to scream through the whole video*
no one said he couldn’t scream
Anna Egner Lol XD
Anna Egner lol
Dan asking to play for ibuprofen is actually me when I'm sick
Dan’s so freaking adorable when he’s frustrated and Phil’s so cute when he’s confused.....
*I can’t even-*
Anna Noel I canton evenmnnn
I know right i'm dying
I don't think any of us can
who else is going on a dan and phil marathon after the new videos-
Well count me in
Yes!
Dude, yess
oops
hell yeah
THE FACES DAN MAKES WHEN PHIL GUESSES STUFF WRONG IM CRYING
ikr he gets so pissed haha
UR PROFILE PIC
Only dan can manage to still yell at phil even with a lost voice 😂
*Dan just looked so done in this video*
‘Flllyingggg dinnnosaurssss’ - Dans voice now helped him reach the highest Winnie the Pooh level
Look at the lid. Look at the handle. Don't look at the lid. Don't look at the lid. The handle. Look at the pot. Don't look at the pot. Don't watch the pot.
Wat?
"Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now BACK TO ME."
Poetry
Penne Neptune two eyes into the desk
Penne Neptune i literally died
The one time I have to turn up the volume to hear dan, instead of lowering it
A rare occasion
😂😂😂
I feel bad but *Hear
And somehow he still screams
Phanic!in the TARDIS oh sorry lol didn’t realize my typo thank you
Dan has lost his voice, so we're going to play a game that makes him scream in frustration.
Dame Kellen the Brave the whole point of playing charades was so that he didn't have to use his voice, he just chose to lmao
😂😂
Dame Kellen the Brave Hey, they should play Getting Over It
Dame Kellen the Brave ha
Dame Kellen the Brave
Seems legit XD
Phil: I can’t do music.
Dan: wtf is agadoo
Also Phil: AGADO DO DO
😂
Also known as apanoo and agapoo
@@radhikabakshi9426 and my personal fave, ouagadougou
@@WillAshwell Capital of Burkina Faso I think
phil: i’m great at charades!
also phil: boob king!
phil: i can’t do music
also phil: AGADOO DOO DOO
me thinks he’s just very not self aware of it’s opposite day in his head 😭
“Don’t touch the baby bird or it won’t boil”
-Phil Lester 2k17
Lol Phil is so adorable
kellyxu94 ikr
**Dan doing the dragon** Phil: ALIEN!
Matt T flying dinosaur
Flying dinosaur!!
**gets “flying dinosaur” but not dragon for some reason**
*F L Y I N G D I N O S A U R*
flying dinosaur 😂😂😂
Phil's thought process is the best and most frustrating thing ever.
count me in please
Dear Maria minecraft
Nothing will beat Dan's face from 7:28-7:30 when Phil said boob king. Try to change my mind lol. And 9:31-9:33.
Dan: This is what happens when I go outside twice in a month
Also dan: *went on a world tour
He was inside bulidings tho
@@givemememesdaddydan2743 the one I went to was outside-
maybe he's on hiatus cause he lost his voice from going on a world tour xD
Claire Gilmore | The hiatus was for something more than losing his voice. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
dan somehow still managed to yell
Savannah R he was yelling with rAGE
"Don't touch the baby bird or it won't boil"
I'm dead
ARMY.
I cackled so hard
The baby bird is also dead
so is the baby bird
BOOB KING
Dan (in a super chill voice, very strange):CHARAAAAAADES I also love how Phil is always talking over Dan because he finally can
“a scrape in time saves nine” - Phil Lester, Proverb 2017
"You don't know any fucking books, we're not doing that!" with the high-pitched voice made me lose it, had to replay it 3 times. Sorry that you being sick is such a source of entertainement for us Dan!
Emeline me too” I was in hysterics the entire video 😂
And then followed by "theater? You're uncultured"
the whole vid had me laughing to the point that I got hiccups :')
Wolfsign Yeah I must admit I rarely laugh out loud while watching videos, but I think I actually cackled around the "boob king" part haha
"I Agadoo not give a shit."
-Dan Howell 2017
Your. Profile. Picture. Omfg
yo i laughed so many times lol
Ahh good old Danny boi 💕💕💕
Lol that part was funny XD
yo I appreciate you and your profile picture 😅😭😂
"this is a soup that I don't want to eat" -Phil Lester, 2017
I now have Dan screaming "A watched pot never boils!!!" As my ringtone and I'm forever terrified it will go off on the bus.
Where did you get it I honestly want it please
I made it myself with an app called "Zedge"
@@avagibson2293 I am aware of the app Zedge I used it to download all my DnP notifications. But I don't know how to make one for my own???
i used to have it as my alarm
Same kinda, I got a call (it was on vibrate thank God) and my phone was in my bra and it just kept vibrating during my grandmas funeral.
Dan: *loses voice*
Us: oh so he’ll fInAlLy be quiet
Dan: *still keeps yelling at Phil and violently hitting the desk*
Us: oh
I love your profile picture!
Dan still managed to scream as a husky rat
Clara Li thank you
still only two comments so im stealing clara li's idea
hollie mai only four comments so I'm taking Clara Li's, just.your.regular.witch's, and Chamberlyn Hughes's idea. 💕
Only five comments so I’m taking Clara Li, just.your.regular.witch,Chamberlyn Hughes and Sophie Elise’s idea ♥️
Only 6 comments so I'm taking Clara Li, just.your.regular.witch, Chamberlyn Hughes, Sophie Elise and Rebecca McGowan's idea
Dan: *WeLcOmE tO uNcLe DaNs SuPpOrT lInE*
Phil: thats a different type of line
Dan: signs a crown on his head
Phil: BILL AND BEN THE FLOWER POT MEN
MagnificentlyMel BOOBS KING
Mary so many awful yet amazing phrases in this video 😂😂
The only cure to Dan's voice is rage.
Wub Wub Indeed.
I’ll gladly set Dan shouting “A watched pot never boils” as my alarm.
😂😂😂😂
You are my hero
I am crying laughter tears
Aaaand now I actually am looking forward to hearing my alarm in the morningr
Phil: he is on his death bed
Dan: finally
I relate to dan
dont we all
Remember kids, don't scoop your yoghurt to fast or you'll get heartburn
when Dan screeched out "it's a watched pot never boils" I literally thought he would make a great disney witch or something
Bibienne Yeoh i thought hed start a coughing fit cause of his throat
"Thats kinda sexy you should do phone lines..." Phil that was literally the fucking impersonation of death what are you talking about.
Ninja Girl got them necro-feels
death excites me
Phil: don’t touch the baby bird or it won’t boil.
I laughed way too hard at that.😂
The genuine distress on Dan’s face when Phil said “Boob King” kills me.
SAME
I was in the middle of drinking coffee when he said that.
Baby boob king
Phil: "dan lost his voice so we're playing charades".
Dan: *talks just as much as usual*
X D it's because he wants us to be entertained and he doesn't want to leave Phil talking alone
No its because he's awkward :p
honestly what did we expect?
A G A P O O
*don't touch the baby bird or it won't boil*
me: *cuddles all baby birds* YOU'RE SAFE NOW
"the lights just ended their own lives. I might go join them" this phrase is underrated
"a scrape on the cube is one in the bush"
- Phil Lester 2k17
So insightful
Gee I wonder how he lost it
*war flashbacks to the excessive screaming this week*
oh god
Dan making frantic gestures at a clueless Phil is my aesthetic rn
Litterateur Same. It's a mood.
No one:
Literally no one:
No one in the world:
Phil: Don’t eat your yougurt to fast or you’ll get heart burn!
Solid advice XD
"It's a FUckinG BARRELLLL" Dan is so cute
Jay Jay He is
yeah he is
he really is
Adorable
Jay Jay. yeah he is
“i want to sleeeeep”
fucking hell my soulllll that was so cute
“Don’t scoop your yogurt too fast or else you’ll get a heartburn”
- Phil Lester 2k17
Emily Ventura jokes on him i have chronic GERD and get heartburns almost everyday.
Dan- is extremely sick and is losing his voice
Also Dan- * screams at phil *
Body builder
*ANTI DAN*
oof
*"ITS A FUCKING BARREL!"* why did I imagine a crazy old lady chasing me in an alley with the way Dan said that
Ms. Super Nova omww someone needs to animate this !!!
I THOUGHT THE SAME! I PULLED MY CHEST MUSCLES LAUGHING 😂
I love "Don't Stop Me Now" by Boob King, it's such a classic
stine THIS COMMENT IS SO UNDERRATED, IT NEEDS MORE LIKES!! 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm more of a Boobhemian Rhapsody kind of guy
The Name's Pika Ok, leave the room now
Dan still yells bloody murder at Phil with or without a voice
it seems as if dan losing his voice is a blessing in disguise
scrapbookdjh hey :’)
laniefalls OMG QUEEEEN
laaaniefaaaaaalllsssss~~
Ha XD
laniefalls thank you Jesus 🙏🙌
"Two eyes..into the desk.
Lid. On the pot...Watching the pot. Watching the lid...Don't watch the lid!?
Look at the, look at the lid??
Stare at the pot!..Don't stare at the pot?!
Don't tip that into the pot. That is a soup that I don't wanna eat! Ahh I burned my hand!"
**croaky witch voice** *A wAtChEd PoT nEvEr BoIlS*
a monologue
that part had me in tears
Oh Dan! Get well soon! This video truly shows how much he loves his fans. He continues to film even though he can't even speak!
Phil: I think I'm pretty good at charades
also Phil: flying dinosaur, boob king, don't look at the pot
*a ScRaPe On ThE cUbE iS oNe In ThE bUsH!!1!11*
~Phil Lester, 2019
Newborn *fetus bird*
"Soup you don't want to eat, ow I've burnt my hand"
I love how Dan had lost his voice but still managed to scream and shout at Phil anyway 😂😂😂
He will be able to forever
"Don't touch the baby bird or it won't boil."
Dear Phil-
Why the fuck would that be a phrase?
Phe Mackenzie "a scrape on the cube is one in the bush"
Phe Mackenzie I now live by this phrase
"Don't touch the baby bird or it won't boil" XD
The Dawn I CRIED
I'm just daniela don't cry, craft.
Why did nobody pick up on the fact phil called dan's voice/vocal range 'sexy'
Molly Bowman I have been going through the comments and looking for someone to point this out thank you
Ikr
👐
Yes
lih-TRA-lee was looking for this comment lol
i’m living for the creative title 10/10
Mary Moore same
Mary Moore congrats !
Jessica thanks!! this is my 6th time in 2 months and i’m shOOK
Mary Moore holy Christ ! I’ve been noticed four times since October
Jessica congrats! we’re the chosen ones
dan and phil: uploads
*me: closes the '8 inappropriate jokes you missed in icarly' video*
lauren AH I WAS WATCHING THAT LAST WEEK
this is oddly specific, but relatable
lauren I was watching markiplier 😂
How did you know? That's a weird coincidence.
lauren SAME
Everytime Dan talks I want to yell at him not to talk so he gets better
"Can I play for some Ibuprofen" First of all me