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Dan saying, "because we colonized everything"
And then softly saying "sorry" immediately is a mood
*says sorry but then continues on to insult how we talk*?
omg i didnt even notice that
'that's the only culture that they have' part made me spill.
but then this story part! I lost it ASDFGH
Fae Edits sorry for colonising the native Americans not you
Wait when in the vid did he say that?
"unprepared vs. disappointment" is me before and after a test
^me today
Mood
army lmao
min yoongiii this needs more likes. ASAP.
666 likes
Phil: Exercise makes me-
Dan: *HoRnY*
"Yeah I'm into _fitness_ "
-Flashbacks to "Giving the people what they want"-
4:18
*"Can i name my child Jesus"*
me: watches in *confused Mexican*
1/4 of the people i know are named Jesus
lmao that is the same thing i thought shsjsjsk
This is exactly what I was thinking
😂😂
Omg same
"Can I name my child Jesus"
*Mexicans laugh in hidden*
THIS.
Exactly 😂
I'm brazilian and I literally have an uncle named Jesus and its super normal around here!
@@AnaChristinaMSCosta I'm brazillian too
@@fromthestarrs bom saber de mais fãs de D&P BR!!
"theyre looking desperately for the life they dont have"
wow dan ur calling me out literally in the first ten seconds
mel I know right
Same
Same
I feel attacked d
Honestly same
phil: "Dan is team disappointment"
me: "Oh poor Dan"
dan: * dabs*
me: nevermind
Yeah, he’s fine. Well, as fine as he normally is.
i just made this from 420 likes to 421 i want to unlike at the same time as i don’t want to
Dan and Phil - someone be our friend
*the 3.1 million people - are we a joke?*
Instagram: Xplrsfx hi other account me
lol cute random self-interaction.
Yes
@Bee in my Tea 2.96m :(
@@beeenoodle 2.94m now :((
"This is the last episode of Google Feud"
*Plays the literal card version of it*
Wow guys guess you found the loophole
👏. 👏. 👏. 👏
What is that username!
I don’t know but you’re not much better Princess Crystalwriter
And then played Google Feud post hiatus
"They're looking desperately for the life they don't have"
Well _you're_ one to talk, Mr Howell
"But because we've got no friends we're gonna play with each other... in our own way."
*Wow okay then,, get a room*
They have one...........it’s called the gaming room!!!!
I love how you can just see how dirty dans thoughts are in his face
Ikr
Pirates wore earrings in case they died at sea and their bodies washed up. People could take their gold earrings as payment to bury them
well
Awesome fact. I didn’t know that
*THE MORE YOU KNOW*
≈≈≈≈≈★
and they wear eyepatches so that if they need to go from fighting above deck to below deck, they can switch the eyepatch to the other eye and it will already be adjusted to the dark! I love pirate facts
THAT'S ACTUALLY COOL, WHAT
they said they'd never play google feud again....
they found a loophole
ThatOffbeatLass 😂😂😂
Why does my girl friend always...
“Dan nervous laughs”
It hits different 😂
Ali Liu ikr
Ali Liu Phils face says his answer
Jessie Jenkins nice pfp
I was looking for this comment when I saw that
O my god lol
“Yeah I’m talking to you Greg” onision is shook.
Brielliant onion boy is quaking
damn
Danny gonzalez is quaking
Lol, onion boy wishes.
💀💀💀
my uncle was listening to this from the other room... he started giggling... because his name is greg... send help
Ella Myers I felt personally attacked at that part XD
😂👌 Nice!
Me at 13: why am I watching these weirdos
Me at 21 now: why am I watching these weirdos
Dan: why are you all watching us?
same but i started watching them at 12 and now im 17
@Megan Rose sorry, but I can't resist fixing your sentence, because irony. I doubt it, since you don't know simple punctuation.**
Megan Rose bitch this is the internet who tf even cares about punctuation it’s not grammar/English class.
@@brie shh...shh...shhhh please no negativity
Watched them since 2nd grade im in 8th now
Pirates actually wear golden earrings for if they die on board. The golden earring was used to pay the funeral costs.
Wow
“Is it possible to die of...”
*HAM-OVERLOAD*
*high pitched voice* Ham overdose
hAm
HAM
*ham*
*ham*
*ham*
*ham*
"Is it legal to marry your cousin"
*SWEEEEEEEET HOOOOOOMEEEE ALABAMMMMMAAAA*
Holy shit I laughed way harder than I should have 😂
As someone from alabama, I can def confirm that a lot of these crazy bastards think that's okay.
Q
yeehaw 🤠
I'm from Alabama and I know a girl who married her stepbrother. The rumors are unfortunately true
Dan: Can trees move?
Phil: No!
Dan: IKNOWTHATIMWONDERINGIFTHEYDONTKNOWTHAT!
Technically they can move but only slightly with help from the wind
actually, trees can move when the wind is involved, also during weathering of a landscape. i’m such a nerd. sorry!
4:36 i love the heterosexual voice phil puts on 😂
"they're searching for a life" WELL DAAAAAN I CAME HERE FOR A GOOD TIME NOT TO BE ATTACKED.
DAAAAAAM DANIEL
@Jessie Jenkins It's a hell of a feeling though
Half the video is Dan trying not to be innappropriate
thisisacode 1234 I can't believe he didn't take the opportunity for innuendos tbh
“DoNT eAT wiTH oNe eYe AnD dRiVe”
sunshinephan meanwhile in America...
It's actually illegal to eat and drive in america and drive without 20/20 vision. The eating is filed under distracted driving, but barely anyone listens to that anymore.
4:39 *this hits differently*
dan realises he has no clue
At this moment Daniel knew
He had no clue.
Who’s here waiting for Dan and Phil to come back?
Little Spud Dan: *comes back the very next day*
Jenna Wuorenma I know right!
me 😔
Me😐
Bruh yeah, they should come back to the gaming channel
FUN FACT: Pirates wear earrings so that if they die at sea and their body is found, the person can use the earrings to pay for the burial...
I used to be obsessed with pirates.... Sorry bout it...
Tasha Westhoff OMG this is so cool to know thanks so much! I need to do more research on pirates bc I love this sort of stuff and random facts
@@indiand6460 Anytime haha I love random fun facts!! :)
Don't apologize, that's awesome!
@@muriella8008 Thanks :) I have a habit of over-apologizing haha
I'm a huge history nerd and I didn't know this.
"unprepared & disappointment" aka me when i went to school
Hey I'm Jay saaaaaaaame
Me just living life tbh
Mood
Big mood
Same
(Chants)
Ginger roots
GInger roots
GINger roots
GINGer roots
GINGEr roots
GINGER roots
GINGER Roots
GINGER ROots
GINGER ROOts
GINGER ROOTs
GINGER ROOTS
Look at him now.
6:53 Dan’s smile while Phil is singing “you are beautiful” ended me
“Why do americans....”
Honestly we don’t even know
lmao thats what i was thinking
You're not wrong
I love how he read all of them except “love guns” but we’re all wondering it across the sea anyway
Datcatperson true
*honestly*
Dan wearing black. Phil wearing white. The universe is balanced, ladies and gentlemen 🙃⚫️⚪️
Life of a Voodoo Doll
We are safe
For now
uwu
dan is wearing a black shirt with a white circle. phil is wearing a white shirt with a black rectangle.
'Why do Americans call Autumn for Fall"
BecAusE LEaf fALL dOwN
My cousin is called Jesus. .. and he was born the 24th of December. I'm not joking
Not quite the same but my friends dad is called Noel (Christmas in French) because he was born Dec 25th
My Jewish cousin is called yeshua and was born Christmas day 😂
They probably called him Jesus because he was born on that day
Don’t know about you guys, but I know that in Australia it’s illegal to name your child Jesus, Lucifer, Satan etc along with ANZAC
my aunt CHRISTina was born on the 25th of december
"Stop smoking weed, Greg."
*Danny Gonzalez has entered the chat*
Brittnee Morman I cant believe he called out Greg
@@princessplaylist1841 I know, right!!!
the fastest growing army on youtube
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
“What am I channeling right now?”
“Dissapointment”
*same*
Definitely with that spelling of *Disappointment* lmao
Morgan C hahaha yeah Ikr
Zena Turner I was channeling my inner Dan, the king of typos.
@@beingsocialwasnevermyforte Good save
On the "should I stop" card my first thought was the first answer.
Same cause I already watched the video
Same but I haven’t watched this episode before 😆
Lindsey Foulks same!
Same
same I felt so proud
“What am I channeling right now”
“Disappointment”
*Wheezing intensifies*
“Stop smoking weed greg”
*danny Gonzalez fans look up in alarm*
Hi fellow Greg. I hope you have a great day.~(*^*)~
Lindsey Schiro hello my fellow Greg’s I salute you
Hello Greg ♥️🙂
I salute you too, fellow Gregs
GREG
this is what happens when phil swears to never use google feud anymore
Piper!!
+Piper McLean
Yo! I spotted you Piper lol.
yasss hello fellow demigods lol
marsgirl675 ooh nice! athena is so cool
Just by looking at his facial expressions, you can tell HOW dirty Dan's mind is, he can't hide what he is thinking and I love him for that🤣🤣🤣 and their laugh at 8:20 gives me life ❤❤❤❤
What?
@@TheoTheCoolest what what????
What's dirty minded about that?
Do you even know who Dan is lol??😂 his entire personality and especially the inside jokes with phil is dirty minded. They are known for their innuendos. And you can see it on Dan's face when he knows he has said something the viewers will catch up on.
Idk if you got confused by my timestamp, I wasn't saying that this moment had anything to do with Dan's humor, I was just pointing out how cute his laugh was at that moment.
“Is it possible to die of the common cold?”
I-.....that didn’t age well....
ooooof... yikes
Same
Yikes
It's ironic that Phil says they've got no friends as he's wearing a friends shirt
the "you wouldn't download a car" really gave me flashbacks to all those old commercials about pirating movies lmao
sameeeeeeeeee
I laughed so hard at that
I could here the intense "DUUU DU DU DU DU DU"
Unskippable, too.
“You should be more insecure about your nose” jokes on y’all I already am
brie same sis
“Is it possible to die of the common cold?” Phil, 2020 is here and says yes
They quit playing Google Feud so they went to the paper version
Seana Wilson that’s exactly what I thought
I literally said that XD
I thought Exactly the Same.
DanAndPhilGames is going analogue...
dan and phil play girls go games
...
please i'm desperate.
Cookies R us dan would honestly just rant abt gender stereotypes
Cookies R us same
all my embarassing childhood memories are alive now, help
YES
This was my childhood. I'd come home from school and play that and papas pizzeria etc.
12:55 the amount of heart eyes is high key *unholy* . bless.
Rewatching every video and still makes me cheesy to see Dan smiling and Phil this way 1:31
Dan: why do Americans..?
Phil: What?! Anything I say is gonna offend someone!
Me: No don’t worry Phil I’m American and I’m 100% sure whatever you say is true and I will not be offended.
Same
We Americans pretty much insult ourselves half the time so it’s fine
Yep
“they’re searching for the life they don’t have... because they’re watching Dan and Phil on TH-cam”
OKAY CALL ME OUT WHY DON’T YOU THATS FINE
Phil has the handwriting of a horror movie child writing messages they received from demons.
11:13 *Danny Gonzales fans have left the chat*
WHAT I WAS THINKING OM G
I'm still here...
THANK YOU I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT WHATUP MY GREGS
HEY GREGS WASSUPP
Dan and Phil are the only youtubers who regularly shame their subscribers...
And the sad thing is, we don't even mind.
We relish it
Yunn Nan we do it back
They know that we’re all little trash goblins
lol they're def not the only ones
Idk if he still does it now but Ragegaming
.."they're looking desperately for the life they don't have..."
I DID NOT COME HERE TO BE ATTACKED.
I laughed so hard at this video
*Chops down a tree* tree: *SCREAMS*
4:38 now we know why dan is laughing
"Unprepared VS disappointment." My memoir and everyday life
This game truly brings out the...
_uniqueness_
Of Phil’s personality and mind.
Izzy, are you the new justin y? Cuz ur on twoset violin too......
“Uniqueness”
It took me SOOOOO long to realise that wasn’t pronounced uni quine ness
I know you from tsv hii!!
XD
I'm currently searching for a DanAndPhil-video that I could show to my mom... it's kinda difficult :'D
Pat Black omg same
OMG SAMEEE
please tell me if you found one
I gave up
my mom loved their golf videos lmao
Card: “Do I have a small....forehead”
Brendon Urie: Can’t relate boo.
"Somebody be our friend."
*crashes through kitchen window*
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE.
Dan's diss to Greg was subtly meant for Onision, in this essay I will
that's what i thought too 😂
That’s what I was thinking omg
Does onion boy smoke?
@Brandi Manley oh sorry I was trying to understand the diss
8:38
Phil: “Move?!”
Dan: “Yes!”
Phil: “NO!”
Dan: “I KNOW THAT, I’M WONDERING IF THEY DON’T KNOW THAT!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And Phil tried to scam Dan out of his one point :(
Dan likes black
Phil likes blue
The children are screaming
They are coming for you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You are disturbing
I’m taking a poo
It's all black and blue....
roses are red
violets are blue
that's disturbing
and you know that too
I'm t-e-r-r-i-f-i-e-d
These are amazing
sooo....
This is google fued in physical form.
👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
*feud
Yeah they can only play Google feud so many times before it gets sad lol. They've moved on to more card games.
Dil Howlter yes
Time to be a smarty pants and answer three of these questions
1. Why did pirates wear earring? -- Pirates and all sailors wore gold earrings to pay for their funeral if they were to die at sea or their body be found adrift.
2. Do trees walk? -- Yes! There are several varieties of tree that are called walking trees, because they do slow cartwheels where their crown dips to the ground and becomes a root system and their roots grow leaves to become a crown, slowly moving them through the rainforest.
3. Why do Americans say herb without an H? -- The H is originally silent according to British English, having originated from the word 'erbe' in the 1500's, and gaining an H with the influence of the Latin word 'herba'. The H started to be pronounced in British English when the upper class tried to define their way of speaking against lower class people who had a habit of dropping all their H's in speech, saying hat as 'at' and head as 'ed'. Silent H's still exist though in the words 'hour' and 'honour' in British English.
Robert Gronewold this comment was actually awesome
wow, i didn’t know about the trees, thanks!
@@kathiehope I am thrilled to hear that.
Why do pirates wear eyepatches?
To train an eye to see better in the dark. Then they switch sides to do the same with the other one
@@avr7120 Which was proven to be rather not useful, because then there's spots in the vision after being so long under an eyepatch. So to see properly it'll take as much as time as an eye would normally adjust to darkness.
4:36 dan was laughing because he clearly knew he wasnt going to get that
Dan staring into the camera after saying 'no nut november' ewas so funny and creepy
“I’m team unprepared” Me turning up to exams
“I’m team disappointed” Me getting my grade back
same and then i'm team disappointment
"im team unprepared" me doing anything
Big mood
I turned up to a calculator paper... With out... Wait for it...
A CALCULATOR
So this is how they're trying to continue Google feud...
phil: don’t dab already
dan: i’ll do whatever i want
me: **dabs**
*i hope Phil realizes that humans can also die from over whelming emotions, take grief as an example. Apparently something happens to your hearts, something inside it breaking/snapping when your emotions become to overwhelmingly great-*
phil's handwriting really is something huh
It's better then Dans
Dan: What am I channelling
Phil: *Disappointment*
Dan: Yea thats accurate
Dan is a mood
12:57 that warmed my heart
why is no one talking about at the end-- "danisnotapanda" and "AmazingLucifer"
we call autumn fall because the leaves *fall* down
why stop there? why not call summer "shine" cause the sun shines?
@@nexgen696 Can I call winter freeze then?
AYYYYYE DAT PUN DOUGH
I call spring “practically nonexistent” at least fall still exists for me
Me, a Floridian: “ *Fall? * I don’t know her.” “Cold? Who’s that?“
“we’re just gonna play with each other, in our own way” and other sentences you can’t take out of context of this video
im surprised dan didnt make a big deal out of that
bEcAuSe i SuRe DiD-
I love Phil’s ‘what do I win?’, ‘nothing’, ‘why?’ Cannot compute, needs prize, panda please.
Dan: More people need to be insecure about their noses
Phil: You are beautiful no matter what they say
Hey, the balance each other out.
ANYONE ELSE SCREAMING OVER PHIL’S GINGER ROOTS PEEKING IN HI
Phil: my natural color's a mousy br-
Phandom: loOk aT hiS GINGER ROOTS
Yes, but also....look at my name
Zoey M OH MY GOSH
I see some silver hairs too ;)))
@@itsbonniefay2417 NO NO NO NO NO STOP
Does Phil...
Win all or nothing?
Helena Rosno I swear I just saw you comment on a different video...
Isabel C-F
Ikr I was gonna say the same thing
Yes
no
swear
1:19 "... we're just gonna play with each other in our own way." - and other things said by Phil Lester 2k18
man. just got this on my recomended. remember watching these guys back in the day
"Can i name my child satan" phil lester everyone!
*every emo, everyone!*
This only needs 9 more likes to hit 666 and I need it to happen
HOLY SHIT IT'S AT 666 LIKES, good thing I'm here!
I screeched when Dan mentioned No Nut November 😂😂
The eye contact is what broke me.
LeatherLace&NuzzlingYourFace that was the highlight of the moment😂😂😂😂
When he looked at you specifically accusing you of weakness
Why is there always that one person with the pfp of one of the memebers of KPop (mostly BTS) and has a account name which is related to BTS?
why
deRp is that a bad thing?
Yeah, get your life together, Greg
||-//
THE WAY PHIL SAID "MOVE?" ABSOLUTELY KILLED ME
If you're wondering:
Taken from the 'A Day in the Life of Dan and Phil in JAPAN!' video
Phil: "I wish for pandas to mate and increase in population."
Dan: "I wish for more people to appreciate Kanye as an artist, not who he is as a person."
FolkToe And now he cancelled him in 2018 and replaced stanning him with stanning SOPHIE. As many should.
Thanks I was wondering.
Phil: I wish I had a friend
Me: I’ll be your guys friend.
*friend, guys
Was that a typo? Intended? Me? A grammar police?
Nop I am sorry
we good
Yupppp same
let’s all be their friends
same sksk
@@victoricovers4328 i think it was "ur guys' friend"
"why do americans call autumn fall" honestly I've wondered this for too long. As a non-native english speaker, I always use the word "autumn" because I love the sound of it, hehe.
I'm watching this now and laughing at Dan's reaction to Phil talking about girlfriends
my teacher was getting two puppies and asking for name recommendations and i jokingly said "name one satan and the other one jesus and see which one dies first" it was horrible and the room went dead silent
What are the puppy's called now
@@Zephira_Devil Tucker and Finn
@@alibrooks7495 Cute
I'd actually do that if I get puppies
what the fuck
i can see phils natural hair and it's HOT
:’)) i see some silver hair i think?????
Robin Pitchlynn ITS RED
@@rojeyjo LMAO HE ISN'T THAT OLD YET
@@kiwix4015 High schoolers at my school have them :)
If he already has silver in his red hair, I'm gonna... idk, crush on him more?
- Pirates wore earrings because they thought it improved their eyesight.
- I hate my nose, it's huge.
- Do Americans really speak English?
9:41 "that's their only culture" this is so funny coming from a brit lmfao