Film Theory: The Toy Story Rebellion is Coming... (Spoiler Free for Toy Story 4)

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  • @debastianliz8974
    @debastianliz8974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4149

    I have an uncle who tried to keep every single toy he ever had and keeps them in a room. The room doesnt look creepy, its actually quite nice. He takes extremely good care of every single one of them and (I'm not embarrassed to say this) even plays with them to this day. He says that he used to believe that toys were alive when he was young. He says he does it for the nostalgia. I give him the toys that I have lost interest in. If there ever is a toy war, this man will survive.

    • @Egerit100
      @Egerit100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +650

      Toys: ALL HAIL THE SAVIOR OF THE TOYS

    • @foojo9
      @foojo9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +459

      Your uncle needs to convince the toys not to start a war lmao

    • @howdoiplay
      @howdoiplay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +388

      He would actually LEAD the toy war.

    • @thepvpguy5612
      @thepvpguy5612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Did you realize the dog in the first movie got older :((

    • @0MN1AC3JESS
      @0MN1AC3JESS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      They would hug him

  • @bitchboi5862
    @bitchboi5862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1426

    matpat: our war begins
    me: *looks at teddy gifted to me when i was born and still loves to this day*
    Don’t do this
    Oh WOaH i logged on to my old account and saw this never had this much likes lmao

    • @pixelate609
      @pixelate609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      You are probably one of the ones who are safe

    • @kwkreativeworks3725
      @kwkreativeworks3725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Hello, Ayano.
      MUAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @memowl3663
      @memowl3663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ayano Aishi
      did you get senpai?

    • @jjd3hner544
      @jjd3hner544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ayano Aishi I am honored to be the 69th like

    • @scodiofficer0012
      @scodiofficer0012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Aww

  • @typicalboss3145
    @typicalboss3145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5073

    What if possessed dolls are just toys that were caught moving

    • @charityhopkins7977
      @charityhopkins7977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +532

      Spoilers for the new Annabelle movie

    • @Kojea1122
      @Kojea1122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      Damn that’s mind blowing🤯

    • @ostrichphobia
      @ostrichphobia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      Dolls are the dumb ones that get caught 😂

    • @jimohli
      @jimohli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Woah, Mind BLOWN!

    • @CBYon0709
      @CBYon0709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@jimohli same

  • @ham8426
    @ham8426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    Theory idea: Buzz knew he was a toy from the very beginning, but his means of coping was simply to deny that reality until he hit a breaking point.

    • @kitkat25195
      @kitkat25195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Wow.

    • @siennahostetter1258
      @siennahostetter1258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That got dark…
      Great idea for this channel 👍
      Tho seriously 😳 how did you think of that

    • @myarmsrgone
      @myarmsrgone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@siennahostetter1258 it was already there, they just looked deep into it

  • @caileyrookids
    @caileyrookids 5 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    11:42: Except Furbies. Everybody knows that Furbies just can't keep the fact that they're alive a secret.

    • @rosedorada
      @rosedorada 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Caileyroo _ exactly

    • @bluebirdflourlover
      @bluebirdflourlover 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh god that's creepy as hell dude 😰

    • @miraculousaly-bug2411
      @miraculousaly-bug2411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I just played with my Furby Boom for the first time in a few years. I asked, "Are you gonna go to war against me?"
      She answered, "Ka tough, like lion!"
      "Are you mad at me?" I asked.
      "Raaawr!
      Now I'm scared.

    • @sadiewhite5684
      @sadiewhite5684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They are the snitches of the toy race.

    • @gamestajesus
      @gamestajesus 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "No more Mama"

  • @DeyBeuller
    @DeyBeuller 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1791

    Toy Story 5: Woody’s reckoning.
    They forgot me, but they will soon remember me. *gun loads*

    • @amp8295
      @amp8295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Toy Story: Total War

    • @ZoanBlade90
      @ZoanBlade90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Toy Story 5: Toy Commander.

    • @Kniero
      @Kniero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Reach for the Skyyy

    • @BerserkerGoji9973
      @BerserkerGoji9973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Toy Story 5: Infinity War

    • @Cico_2758
      @Cico_2758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Toy story 5: Toy tyranny

  • @zachfirestormyt1721
    @zachfirestormyt1721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4899

    Matpat: “These toys will come back for war”
    Me: *Looks at legos* *Then looks at bare feet*
    Also Me: No, please no

    • @LazyLoonz
      @LazyLoonz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Lol

    • @adeepseafish1238
      @adeepseafish1238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Oh no... 😟

    • @Cico_2758
      @Cico_2758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      DAMNIT I MADE A HUGE MISTAKE
      MOM THROW ALL THEM OUT
      Toy: what'd you just say mate
      me: NOTHING CLONE TROOPER #781

    • @DaveyMartinez1
      @DaveyMartinez1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Gabriel Perez @FearlessFire R/woooooooooooosh

    • @sleepsfr
      @sleepsfr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hahahahah

  • @kayleighbaker2511
    @kayleighbaker2511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Everytime I would set aside my toys to go to the secondhand store, especially if they were ones that I loved dearly but no longer needed/used or thought about, I would say "thanks for the memories, hope you bring as much joy to the next kid as you brought to me". Seems extra weird here in text, but it made sense to me years ago in my late teens.

    • @samuellopez479
      @samuellopez479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Back when I was frightened of dolls, I would pet them and greet them to lose the fear. It was awkward but it was effective

    • @kyloren6995
      @kyloren6995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's not weird. That's awesome👍👏

    • @elliotortiz9702
      @elliotortiz9702 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i still love my toys just wish i had time to play with them

    • @moonescentpearl
      @moonescentpearl 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      AWWW

  • @jlober7896
    @jlober7896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4439

    Andy: NO WOODY
    Woody: youve yeed your last haw partner
    *shoots andy*

    • @illegalsandwich5
      @illegalsandwich5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      One word (actually two): **nervous lol**

    • @TheRojo387
      @TheRojo387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      RED IS POSITIVE; BLUE IS NEGATIVE!

    • @LandBoundFish
      @LandBoundFish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Take the red pill, or the *cucumber* pill.

    • @ureka5135
      @ureka5135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Woody to Andy: *REACH FOR THE SKY*

    • @liamdalemon1525
      @liamdalemon1525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      wouldn't he have only plastic bullets

  • @lilylunapotter3781
    @lilylunapotter3781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    Everyone: Getting scared because the war is soon.
    Me: hugging my toys and saying sorry for leaving them in the dark.

  • @jlt-kjv2840
    @jlt-kjv2840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4502

    The fact that there is a scene where the bunny and the duck have dreams of destroying a city practically confirms this theory to be true.

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Ooooor they are just nutjobs

    • @chadlikespasta3142
      @chadlikespasta3142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Its a duck

    • @Kettterer
      @Kettterer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      They're just being silly.

    • @pinknet9811
      @pinknet9811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      That was just for comedy. Not everything MatPat says is true.

    • @joaquinduarte8438
      @joaquinduarte8438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@pinknet9811 The "retarded" part doesn't suits you, we all know Mathew does this because is a nerd that likes to overanalyze things, like earthbound and undertale (Sans is Ness)

  • @swisscheese6664
    @swisscheese6664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    “Toys will revolt!”
    Me: *looks at Risk pieces*
    *sweats*

    • @Egerit100
      @Egerit100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh oh

    • @mystic2134
      @mystic2134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I plan to stuff all my toys into a bucket filled with gas and light the fuse

  • @BananaFanaFoFannah
    @BananaFanaFoFannah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Meanwhile: TOY STORY 5; PG-13
    Including: Gore, scenes of violence, violent and horrific images, War sequences...

  • @noonehere4332
    @noonehere4332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    Why is this guy not a writer already, someone let this man write a screenplay.

    • @hannahlarocco4699
      @hannahlarocco4699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Whaaat?

    • @omgfiredragon
      @omgfiredragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Fun additions he probably would be at the very least decent because of his background in theater. Meaning he knows at the very least the basic elements of story telling.

    • @insomniagobrrr5542
      @insomniagobrrr5542 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Anonymously, so he can theorize on it.

    • @thebotdestroyer852
      @thebotdestroyer852 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@insomniagobrrr5542 so he can make money off it two ways….
      You’re a genius.

    • @dafilmqueen556
      @dafilmqueen556 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No idea, but he's given me ideas. You know, it's funny how MatPat is warning us about the Toy Story war, and yet he may have just accidentally given me the best advice possible about how to write realistic and emotionally driven stories that will make me the future best writer-director yet to come through his theories all around. Hollywood shall fear me..BWWWAAASAHHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂

  • @mindmaster77
    @mindmaster77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    This would actually fit with pixar theory. If the war with toys became the reason there was enough trash to push humans off Earth.

  • @danielknapp159
    @danielknapp159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    This makes me want to see an anime of the "toy wars". With woody being the leader of the toys trying to overthrow and subjugate the humans. Maybe with andy being a leader in the human army.
    Complete with both woody and andy having flashbacks to the toy story movies.

    • @The_Darke_Lorde
      @The_Darke_Lorde ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You need a fricking studio for this! This would easily be a great anime, prolly on the level of the popularity of mid tier anime. I mean, the big bois'll still be dominating, but this one could easily get a good following.

    • @BeautifulBelladonna
      @BeautifulBelladonna ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah, stop motion would be perfect for this

    • @BuzzLightbulb
      @BuzzLightbulb ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That sounds awful and i love it!

  • @orbtalkz
    @orbtalkz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    MatPat: Toys are alive and could be planning a war.
    Me: Well guess I'll have nightmares now.

    • @41tinman41
      @41tinman41 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Child's Play should help with that.

    • @nixian_zwaylus
      @nixian_zwaylus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      like it's anything new. film theory and game theory give me nightmares over 2 years new.

    • @crainium_astronaut8216
      @crainium_astronaut8216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unless my toy bar and my box of Yu-Gi-Oh cards come to life I'm set

    • @litterallyjustamvber
      @litterallyjustamvber 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can say that again O-O

  • @senor_vunchero
    @senor_vunchero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    1988: I bet in the furturte, world peace will become reality
    2019: there will be war with toys

  • @ashtongiertz8728
    @ashtongiertz8728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    Here's my theory:
    Inanimate objects gaining the will to live from the imagination of their human owners has been around as long as the first Toy. However, originally the masquerade didn't exist, resulting in myths like golems; man-made servants. The toys started hiding their life in order to, ironically enough, ensure their freedom. The rules have been passed down, and things were more or less ok. Then the assembly line was invented. Suddenly, toys could be produced en masse; and became cheap; disposable. They also became more numerous and diverse. This is when things started to fall apart. As toys become more common and replaceable, owners grew more careless. This caused unrest to begin bubbling up in the toys.

    • @plantymcplantface7182
      @plantymcplantface7182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Good take :D

    • @sideofeggs590
      @sideofeggs590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      but hey, that’s just a theory.
      A GAME THEORY

    • @gdb5549
      @gdb5549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      not to mention that those assembaly lines could be used by the toys to make more soldiers

    • @angeldust9222
      @angeldust9222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree

    • @Lil-Stupid-
      @Lil-Stupid- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sideofeggs590 You mean Film Theory LOL

  • @XyløWTF
    @XyløWTF ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Only issue is Mr Potatoe Head didn't turn the tortilla sentient, he was simply standing it up with his feet and arms.

    • @jacksondavies3595
      @jacksondavies3595 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      YES! FINALLY! THANK YOU!

    • @yourlocalloser299
      @yourlocalloser299 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually he put his consent in the tortilla

    • @mitspeithetc
      @mitspeithetc ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@yourlocalloser299do you mean consciousness?

    • @ChristopherColombus-ł
      @ChristopherColombus-ł 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bu the fact that parts of the tortilla were moving independently, it's verifiable that he not only inserted his sentience and intelligence into the food, but independent animation as well.

    • @draco-dude
      @draco-dude 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i know right

  • @GM_Wannabe
    @GM_Wannabe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    mat:a war is coming
    me: looks at my walugi figurine
    me: please dont waah me

    • @Johnconagher
      @Johnconagher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Danny The Mad Titan I think you’ll be OK with you as long as you agree that he should be in smash

    • @GM_Wannabe
      @GM_Wannabe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Johnconagher *SHIT*

    • @Cico_2758
      @Cico_2758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GM_Wannabe whispers: please agree my Lego soldiers are holding me hostage please agre-
      Toy soldiers:can it you

    • @GM_Wannabe
      @GM_Wannabe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Cico_2758 oh shit um do you have any action figures of super heros? cause they fight for justice and kidnap is bad

    • @Cico_2758
      @Cico_2758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GM_Wannabe Toy soldiers:nope

  • @spiralyt309
    @spiralyt309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +764

    Just imagine all the Lego fighting back. We’d have like 2 months tops.

    • @phiovorix1246
      @phiovorix1246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Spiral YT oh god, giant Mindstorms robot tanks shooting shit at you...

    • @jeanpatrick8572
      @jeanpatrick8572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      All the AT - AT’s , Godzilla’s, tanks, dragons,much less the mechs

    • @Coyotebriggs
      @Coyotebriggs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      We can't win, if we destroy them they create their own minefield.

    • @Diagonalstuff
      @Diagonalstuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Spiral YT
      Lego land employee: I’m in danger

    • @zombies4evadude24
      @zombies4evadude24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Go Pokemon ?

  • @tamanaamjad3172
    @tamanaamjad3172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    When the toys take over:
    Sid: I'm crazy, they said...toys don't come to life, they said...

    • @lionocyborg6030
      @lionocyborg6030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Tamana Amjad "Toys aren't planning to kill you for abusing them Freem... I mean Sid, you're just being paranoid."

    • @ghostgirl3630
      @ghostgirl3630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      (Nervously laughs) hahahahahahahahaha......... um help?

    • @kurama670
      @kurama670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The toys would probably kill Sid right before the coup, because he knows too much.....

    • @Lotloxa
      @Lotloxa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think it’s also possible that Sid could have kill his toys by dismantling them and then reanimated them by playing with his chimeras.

    • @sammieegoldwand
      @sammieegoldwand 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Lotloxa OH MY GOSH THAT ENGRAVED A SCARY IMAGE IN MY HEAD!

  • @siquijormarites803
    @siquijormarites803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    MatPat: Any ear or eye left behind can serve as it's own immortal surveillance equipment
    Kids that desire perfection in their toys: Am I a joke to you?

    • @ctrlalttea
      @ctrlalttea ปีที่แล้ว +1

      10:54 I thought du vid was finished

    • @ctrlalttea
      @ctrlalttea ปีที่แล้ว +1

      12:10 We have mrs potato head we also have Mr potato head and now we have Mr Tortilla head 😂😂😂😂

    • @t3nd0br09
      @t3nd0br09 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@ctrlalttea Lol

  • @FunBoxGamingPOG
    @FunBoxGamingPOG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1009

    MatPat: There's a toy war coming on
    Me: *Looks at my GameTheory plushies*
    Me: In the end, it's just a theory.. A Game Theory.........right?....

  • @andrewarnold2450
    @andrewarnold2450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    *looks over at box full of Legos*
    *chuckles*
    I'm in danger.

    • @iciclefox9901
      @iciclefox9901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      *AIM FOR THE FEET LADS*

    • @Lil_goober_gaming
      @Lil_goober_gaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I also have boxes of legos

    • @cretaceouscheapskate1697
      @cretaceouscheapskate1697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My brothers room is full of legos!!

    • @310frankg
      @310frankg 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Keller Reeves I love ❤️ legos cool coment

    • @rubisloan4118
      @rubisloan4118 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ‼️‼️ *I МАSТUR!ВАТЕ Т0 VIDЕ!0S 0N МY СHАN!NЕL! L00!K!* 💦

  • @perry7660
    @perry7660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    Me: Does pineapple go on pizza?
    Film Theory: Are trees secretly government spies?

    • @loganenlow4603
      @loganenlow4603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The answer is yes.... yes it does

    • @loganenlow4603
      @loganenlow4603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes.... yes it does...

    • @AmyraCarter
      @AmyraCarter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me: Pineapple does indeed.

    • @AverageBizarreJoe
      @AverageBizarreJoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      THEY CAME FROM THE TREE

    • @plumiticus7571
      @plumiticus7571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean, just look at the Vietnamese

  • @glitched_videos1575
    @glitched_videos1575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    And this is why we don’t mess with people like Chucky or Afton, they always come back

    • @walkerphillips2818
      @walkerphillips2818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      William Afton and Chucky: *We always come back…*

  • @kevinvargas274
    @kevinvargas274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +885

    My bets are on the army dudes who left, they're plotting *world war toys*

    • @jones7119
      @jones7119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Elijah Cisse you better watch your back then

    • @CreativeNameSMH
      @CreativeNameSMH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I have a large basket full of toys

    • @lilyrose50
      @lilyrose50 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@CreativeNameSMH keep an eye on them...ok

    • @CreativeNameSMH
      @CreativeNameSMH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lilyrose50 will do

    • @ghostfazbear6436
      @ghostfazbear6436 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that MatPat?

  • @HandmadeGoose97
    @HandmadeGoose97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    Humans: Take 9 months and 20 years to be in peak form
    Toys: Take over a toy factory and have almost unlimited troops for life

    • @tropitropitropo
      @tropitropitropo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Daniel Staples no, remember they need human love to be alive

    • @acedia4454
      @acedia4454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@tropitropitropo Then how do toys get mass produced? like the shelf of Buzzs at Toy Story 1. When Buzz entered another Buzzs box, he was alive even tho he never had the opportunity to get loved by a human

    • @9nikola
      @9nikola 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@acedia4454 The only Buzz's that were alive in Toy Story 2 were Original Buzz and Display Buzz. Original Buzz had gotten a personality by Andy and Andy's other toys, and getting stuck in another box didn't change that fact.
      Display Buzz had been on display and had gotten power by the children watching him, but he wasn't truly alive until he was interacted with, even if another Buzz was the one interacting with him.
      The scene at the end of the movie is non-canon.

    • @luisoncpp
      @luisoncpp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have heard another explanation, rather than love they need a human to relate a personal memory with them (that explanation fits better in the Pixar-verse after Coco).

    • @amynichols5224
      @amynichols5224 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh Lord they coming

  • @MuhdAzib-tk5fz
    @MuhdAzib-tk5fz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    People:How many people's childhoods you want to ruin,matpat?
    Matpat:Yes

    • @sumdood4856
      @sumdood4856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TV and games weren’t enough. He has now come for our toys.

  • @pixiethefairycat6445
    @pixiethefairycat6445 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Lotso wasn't a villain. He was a revolutionary ahead of his time."
    Tell that to my little brother who was TRAMUTISED by that character.

  • @accordiongoose4635
    @accordiongoose4635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    If toys were to actually rise up in real life I would be screwed. My room is chalk full of LEGO Star Wars ships. They can bring me emotional pain by smashing themselves on the floor, and then physical pain forcing me to step on the pieces

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      th-cam.com/video/DhINrIySIqY/w-d-xo.html

    • @SwitchTorbin
      @SwitchTorbin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That is traumatizing to say the least. The amount hours pain building that. Not mention the pain of stepping on Legos. It's not that bad when ur a kid, uve kinda adjusted to the pain but who knows what lego Vader will do to u. The Rebellion and the Sith will finally become one and destroy our planet

    • @SwitchTorbin
      @SwitchTorbin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lancetheking7524 to put it short, yeah

    • @rodrigopadilha5682
      @rodrigopadilha5682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      holy moly even bill is scared of them

    • @abeluli89
      @abeluli89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If one lego ship crashes into ur head thats a bruise, but if urs is full of those well then good luck surviving

  • @CombatComet
    @CombatComet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3248

    MatPat: A toys vs humans war is coming!
    My sister: Brother? Why are all my toys melted in the fireplace?
    Me: Sacrifices must be made in war...

    • @jiten9843
      @jiten9843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      A small price to pay for salvation

    • @samarebraheem1738
      @samarebraheem1738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😉😂😂

    • @yipyap6161
      @yipyap6161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      You have committed the holocaust on toys

    • @denyingdestruction
      @denyingdestruction 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      that sounds like the event that actually started it all, which then a time travelling version is written, and the humans go back in time to prevent the burning of the toys, only to have another moment in time that the toys start a war, making the war inevitable.

    • @randomhooman42
      @randomhooman42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol

  • @sarahmcdonald7280
    @sarahmcdonald7280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1800

    Matpat: A toy war is coming
    Me: *Looks at my three buckets of army men and jet planes and tanks*
    Me: We're in the Endgame now...

    • @jakesouthern4050
      @jakesouthern4050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Sarah McDonald did you also have a farm?

    • @jakesouthern4050
      @jakesouthern4050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That might strike 😂

    • @vergilonachair4487
      @vergilonachair4487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Matpat: there might be a world war toy.
      Me:looks at my 2 cupboards full of plushies.
      Also me: *chuckles* I'm in danger!

    • @lizgilbes6200
      @lizgilbes6200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Matpat: their will be a toy war
      Me: *remembers that BB guns exist*

    • @v.7726
      @v.7726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Imagine a horror game were toys start killing people

  • @SpaceLandslip
    @SpaceLandslip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    In the war, the toys will be using the most powerful and dangerous weapons: LEGOS

    • @holliemuir7876
      @holliemuir7876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no NOT THE LEGOS RUN TNA9 RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @mixitup6805
    @mixitup6805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +902

    Um...
    Since child's plays coming out the same time as toy story 4... Um... Before and after?

    • @leolizard3152
      @leolizard3152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Oh frick

    • @wylixe
      @wylixe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeet

    • @td9302
      @td9302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      oh no
      oh no
      oh no
      oh no
      oh no

    • @blackcatstudios500
      @blackcatstudios500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dang it -.-

    • @mixitup6805
      @mixitup6805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This is huge

  • @Langodan
    @Langodan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    Two thoughts have come out of this video.
    1. Lego are literally OP
    2. Would people who own Bakugan and treat them like sentient beings because of the show have some sort of protection?

    • @wheybig2972
      @wheybig2972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Just imagine legos being able to go all LEGO movie on us assembling and disassembling however they want and however large they want.

    • @Langodan
      @Langodan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@wheybig2972 exactly. If the lego teamed up we'd all die

    • @ItzGEON
      @ItzGEON 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      As soon as I saw the bakugan one I said ahh fuck!

    • @artisttjan
      @artisttjan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      just realize this is the origin story for transformers.

    • @roberttrebor8455
      @roberttrebor8455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Samaria Outlaw will the toys have a war between helping toys and evil toys????

  • @lonecosmic
    @lonecosmic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Who needs horror movies, when you have film theory and Matpat. 😄

  • @captainbirch2.079
    @captainbirch2.079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    One issue with this: Mr. Potato Head is the only type of toy we see controlling their own severed body parts.
    When Buzz's arm falls off, it's dead, devoid of life.
    Same with Woody's arm in the sequel.
    There's clearly a center of consciousness for these toys

    • @jaco8822
      @jaco8822 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, theres a difference. Mr. Potato Head is a toy you're supposed to be able to take limbs off. Buzz Lightyear isn't.

  • @thatguy647
    @thatguy647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1751

    Imagine the 4 feet Elsa doll being in the war

    • @zrtaylorfoxy5170
      @zrtaylorfoxy5170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      imagine transformers being in the war or legos what about toys with wepons the fire they just need spikes

    • @marin4442
      @marin4442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Imagine a goku action figure was in toy story

    • @dinokirbo3956
      @dinokirbo3956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Imagine a Godzilla statue the size of my brother being in war

    • @zrtaylorfoxy5170
      @zrtaylorfoxy5170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      WHAT IF FNAF FIGURES ARE IN THE WAR

    • @eliseapril1023
      @eliseapril1023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Wow yea cool I’d be scared

  • @datchiecofreros2744
    @datchiecofreros2744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    Matpat: toys will revolt against humans
    Me: starts giving my toys vip treatment

    • @auliamate
      @auliamate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      My toys be boogie royalty with billions in the bank. They also are *trapped in my closet forever*

    • @potatoslayer69420
      @potatoslayer69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ive burned all my toys
      Except my lego scattergun
      Because how would legos operate
      I havent destroyed any of my lego models
      Just like my lego battleships
      Tha scattergun
      Teh tanks i made
      Or even my working lego missile silo

    • @robotoyrabbit1127
      @robotoyrabbit1127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I always give my toys VIP treatment to the point I take them in my bag that's just full of them, Not joking

    • @I_LoveDr.Pepper
      @I_LoveDr.Pepper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ya me too

    • @Rayquez
      @Rayquez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Give ur toys guns instead

  • @legburns
    @legburns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Woody: "Buzz, we need to get forky!"
    Buzz: "Roger that!"
    Next morning:
    Buzz: "i feel like i'm forgetting something..."

  • @satriar2737
    @satriar2737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    "One day the toy will be choosing how to play with you"
    me looking at my anime waifu figurines
    i see this as an absolute win

  • @c1ipxit
    @c1ipxit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    Buzz: Did we just lose?
    Woody: No, were in the endgame now
    Pixar's toy wars

    • @itszaque
      @itszaque 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Toy Story 5, rated Pg13

    • @jacklutwin7420
      @jacklutwin7420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DUN DUN DUN DUHH DUN DUN DUN

    • @silverstream233
      @silverstream233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Yz Wang legos vs humans. legos win because all humans need to do is step on the legos and they die from the pain XD (and somehow the legos dont die from being stepped on)

    • @flamenskall2016
      @flamenskall2016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then come toy wars the clone wars

    • @flamenskall2016
      @flamenskall2016 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @MaximumAnonimus
      This is the one time the apostrophe counts were and we're and then hell and he'll shell and she'll
      Some words like they'll or they're dont absolutely need an apostrophe because theyre and theyll arnt actually words outside of they're and they'll
      But were hell and shell are.
      But its proper grammar
      I hope i explained it well enough

  • @shartiparti
    @shartiparti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2201

    Nobody:
    Matpat: Hippity Hoppity Your Childhood is my property

    • @salenebrom6476
      @salenebrom6476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      PURPLE SECRETNINJA ☝️

    • @epic-turtle3481
      @epic-turtle3481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@salenebrom6476 bl مزدءطذ

    • @nathanjoseph5449
      @nathanjoseph5449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Indeed and I like it

    • @cheesedmacaroni
      @cheesedmacaroni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Matpat : *_it's free real estate_*

    • @MapleDubs
      @MapleDubs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes. Now. *hops into Anime land* hehehehe he can’t take this away

  • @leviachan-2785
    @leviachan-2785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +890

    Matpat: “These toys are getting smarter” Me: *looks a stuffies and throws a blanket on them* YOU MUST NOT HEAR THIS-

  • @mr.cheesepocketedition
    @mr.cheesepocketedition 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Humans: we have fighter jets, missiles, tanks, etc.
    Toys: *We have the "Potato heads"*

  • @coreygamepro
    @coreygamepro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    19 yr old me: Thankfully doesnt have toys
    ( looks up )
    Oh but my pop head collection....

    • @timtgh
      @timtgh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Are they open

    • @JstBEasy1312
      @JstBEasy1312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@timtgh they can get out of their boxes. Stinky Pete showed us that

    • @irishspudlad
      @irishspudlad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      11 year old me: *has Lego and pop figures*

    • @timtgh
      @timtgh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JstBEasy1312 i don t remeber who s that but i guess they can

    • @lovelyleya2397
      @lovelyleya2397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I can imagine the pop heads are like the fancy toys. The ones that are too important to be talking to other toys. Like they know they're purpose is to just sit there as a collectible and they just accept it.

  • @justforfunentertainment7076
    @justforfunentertainment7076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    Matpat: WAR IS COMING
    Me: **Looks At My Baby Brother's Million Toys**
    **Gets A Match**

    • @craytherlaygaming2852
      @craytherlaygaming2852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Me: *pokes your sholder* what about them *points at your Weeb friends collection of Yandere figurines*

    • @jobro591
      @jobro591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@craytherlaygaming2852 me: We need to prove we mean no harm. They hopefully won't hurt us if they know we mean peace.

    • @yazariahbest
      @yazariahbest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im on my Sid shii😤🤣🤣

    • @adamsaunders8779
      @adamsaunders8779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dooooooooooooooooooont you dare

  • @jonnyrawket8158
    @jonnyrawket8158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    Mattpat: *makes controversial Local58 video*
    Mattpat next week: Toy Story War

  • @hiyapatil5379
    @hiyapatil5379 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I somewhat understood this as a kid when I first watched Toy Story and it made me feel worried about my toys. Sure, it kinda faded over the years because I grew up, but I tried to take care of mine. I have a huge stuffed bear that I've had since I was two- making him 15 years old now. He's gone with me everywhere I've been and I wouldn't give him up for anything

  • @snowyyy009
    @snowyyy009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +880

    Film Theory: A WAR IS COMING!
    Actual Movie: Nice and heartwarming

    • @zingywolf7300
      @zingywolf7300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yea

    • @spoonyluv19
      @spoonyluv19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Kinda. The revolution is coming but it will be a peaceful one.

    • @user-DullardBones
      @user-DullardBones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@spoonyluv19 ...Will it? Just take a look at this!
      th-cam.com/video/U3iSP28PSn0/w-d-xo.html
      th-cam.com/video/tAZDTwlFqzI/w-d-xo.html

    • @bread6391
      @bread6391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I like how there is two undertale usernames in this

    • @whizsolive999
      @whizsolive999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What william

  • @_Foolishness_
    @_Foolishness_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    Me: I love toy story
    Matpat: hold my beer of ruined childhood

    • @leilaahmani4550
      @leilaahmani4550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      pika Games hold my Diet Coke* 😂 #Notspon

    • @huhimhere170
      @huhimhere170 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *sippppp*

    • @psi0nics956
      @psi0nics956 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hold my diet coke* haha

  • @skookiz
    @skookiz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    No one:
    Matpat: Imma kill some children's imaginations.

    • @trollverse171
      @trollverse171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      With his

    • @frankieraya3796
      @frankieraya3796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No one:
      Matpat:toys are going to kill us all

    • @cowsarecool5445
      @cowsarecool5445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its almost like praying

    • @skookiz
      @skookiz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@frankieraya3796 okay here me out but our childhood toys are planning on creating a revolution and wipe out the human race.

    • @diegohl5050
      @diegohl5050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But if a child's imagination creates the toys, and he is destroying their imagination Isnt he saving us one ruined kid at a time

  • @mrgiggity9430
    @mrgiggity9430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Keep in mind that the toys can also gain the trust of animals. For example in TS2 when Woody yells gotcha! To Andy's dog he plays along, however when Andy does a similar trick he just gets ignored by him.........
    Imagine the allies the toys can gain O_O

  • @geneticmutation382
    @geneticmutation382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +945

    MatPat: The toys are rebelling!
    Me: *looks over at hundreds of stuffed animals in closet*

    • @MellowisDead
      @MellowisDead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Bro I have transformers that range from small to about 2-3 feet tall, with a crap-ton of guns

    • @narutothesage44
      @narutothesage44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bro this morning after taking a shower for school I go into my mom’s room we’re I put my dirty clothes and saw the panda that my sister got from her boyfriend and freaked out

    • @learainbow2495
      @learainbow2495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Me: looks at. My around 150 plush 50 other toys and 200. toy barbies 30 baby toys

    • @karengem7940
      @karengem7940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      me: remembering i have almost have a Thousand toy plus 5 foot tall bear that is more taller then my mother
      also me: haha im in danger

    • @54dplayz33
      @54dplayz33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@karengem7940 i remembered that I used to have a transformer toy that hat one arm of it completely obliterated

  • @andrewd6777
    @andrewd6777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    Me: watches video
    Me: Looks at toys "You guys can jump out the window and run away if you want tonight"

    • @peacemaker63604
      @peacemaker63604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Especially seeing as companies such as Games Workshop have made their money off of essentially printing Millions upon millions of toys imagine if every single Warhammer 40K and Warhammer miniature as well as any other historical miniature comes to life and tries to attack us some of those were artillerymen Navy men infantryman literal Professionals in The Art of War we would be screwed

    • @Gingerfrost
      @Gingerfrost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      **all toys vanish next morning**

    • @Malkheus
      @Malkheus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@peacemaker63604 the small toys can just jump into our mouth when we sleep and rip our lungs and heart into pieces from inside the war will be over in one day if they orchestrate it well.

    • @thecoolaxolotlnova8523
      @thecoolaxolotlnova8523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Toys: →]

    • @eeveepro9171
      @eeveepro9171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have no toys, Haha, I also have no friends

  • @claudiabortey4789
    @claudiabortey4789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    And people thought I was weird when I cared about my stuff animals feelings

    • @thelastgenderbee171
      @thelastgenderbee171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same

    • @sandschester
      @sandschester 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      MY MOM THINKS IT'S WEIRD FOR THEM TO HAVE THEIR OWN PERSONALITIES.

    • @Starkiller-mh9eo
      @Starkiller-mh9eo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Claudia Bortey SAME

    • @sandschester
      @sandschester 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      caps lock-

    • @Mentally_Chill
      @Mentally_Chill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      As a young child I cared for each stuffed animal equally so if they came alive they would be nice to me

  • @Absolutecinemakinoscorceses
    @Absolutecinemakinoscorceses 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mat: There is a war coming
    Me with my FNaF merchandise: (Death of William Afton noises)

  • @sethnseth5055
    @sethnseth5055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1893

    MatPat: TOYS ARE GOING TO KILL US
    Me: *looks at legos* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @nitro1743
      @nitro1743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      oh god oh no

    • @Caldoric
      @Caldoric 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Yeah, I've always wondered about how Bionicle sets would factor into the toy story universe... Even moreso after the most recent Kingdom Hearts game, where Sora apparently ends up visiting Woody and friends...

    • @sonic3235
      @sonic3235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm not convinced yet but cool if it's true

    • @kki986
      @kki986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      commander:let use napalm or nuke :D

    • @drinkywinky1314
      @drinkywinky1314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      But they are aleready killing us specificly our feet.

  • @tetzy3882
    @tetzy3882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    * Top 10 characters that can defeat thanos (with infinity gauntlet)*
    Number 1: Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head!

    • @thenonchalantzealot1000
      @thenonchalantzealot1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They can literally *become* the infinity gauntlet.

    • @lyndis9318
      @lyndis9318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Nonchalant Zealot yes but actually no

    • @bigbosspanda1976
      @bigbosspanda1976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thanos:I am Inevitable
      Hand stops
      Mr. Potato head:and I am mr. Gauntlet head

  • @susanaquiroz7800
    @susanaquiroz7800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    Me before this video: Talking toys how cute.
    Me afther this video: We all going to die
    Thanks love you broke me

    • @SaltyPancakes445
      @SaltyPancakes445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol that's what happened to me I loved toy Story but now I don't thanks to this vid

  • @lyndseystrait1513
    @lyndseystrait1513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wow. I’d never thought that deeply into the lore of Toy Story but these hypothetical ideas are very interesting! The list of things that cause a war in society were insightful for real life too. This is definitely one of my favorite theories from the channel!

  • @Gobacktothepondyousillygoose
    @Gobacktothepondyousillygoose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    Matpat: A toy war is coming
    All the comments: It’s free real estate

  • @themagnificantmemer7935
    @themagnificantmemer7935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1155

    Me : Did you do it?
    Matpat : Yes...
    Me : What did it cost?
    Matpat : Everyone's childhood...
    👍

    • @huhimhere170
      @huhimhere170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Worth it?

    • @phantomspring-trapfnaf347
      @phantomspring-trapfnaf347 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dufgifgithuggguoihjouhkjhjkoiyhkihhjkuhkjhjkhh
      Fggghh

    • @ceceliaacaba2739
      @ceceliaacaba2739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Damn it someone beat me do the punch! Lol 😂 speaking of I wonder if MatPat is going to do a theory about the re release of Endgame... probably not

    • @A.Maria05
      @A.Maria05 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello

    • @genoveva20031
      @genoveva20031 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Very true

  • @jurney15
    @jurney15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    Psh, toys would never hurt me.
    (steps on lego)

    • @MiloDiggz
      @MiloDiggz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So true😂😂😂

    • @snakewithacomputer849
      @snakewithacomputer849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      RIP

    • @Mr.Blenderman
      @Mr.Blenderman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      When war comes, the toys will just throw legos at our feet.

    • @teddyramos8136
      @teddyramos8136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Toys only give us hope tour's crazy expert for the person that wrote this

    • @teddyramos8136
      @teddyramos8136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Let's go toys there nice

  • @Eric_Black134
    @Eric_Black134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    One small problem with the ending. Mr. Potato head taking over a tortilla is an ability exclusive to him and any other potato heads. Buzz and Woody have both lost in arm at some point. From that point, until they were re attached, Buzz and Woody had no control of the arm that they lost. Woody even lost control of it when his arm was only partially ripped off.

  • @skullache1795
    @skullache1795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    MatPat: *THE TOYS ARE GOING TO START A REVOLUTION*

    • @castillorosa9511
      @castillorosa9511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nobody in the world
      Mattpat:

    • @colevilleproductions
      @colevilleproductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      GUYS STOP JOKING THIS IS SERIOUS GET YOUR FIRES READY THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING AND WE'RE ALL JUST JOKING WE CAN'T JUST LET THEM TAKE OVER

    • @goofygoober5270
      @goofygoober5270 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@colevilleproductions if they stop producing toys, then they're safe, right-
      oh, wait, sorry I said that.
      they can hijack it and do it again

    • @wanderover6417
      @wanderover6417 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah Pixar hired toy Story to assassinate me

    • @123cityperson
      @123cityperson 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      If the toys win
      They will make a Communist Republic to put humans into gulags

  • @PinkLemonShark
    @PinkLemonShark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    I want my Tamagotchi to come to life and take care of itself while I'm busy.

    • @Jamesjones-hi5qu
      @Jamesjones-hi5qu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It still might try to kill you with what the theory suggests. I don't know how but it will try.

    • @PinkLemonShark
      @PinkLemonShark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Jamesjones-hi5qu Long as I don't have to clean up it's poopies then let death embrace me.

    • @Jamesjones-hi5qu
      @Jamesjones-hi5qu 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Tynox 01 yep

    • @Jamesjones-hi5qu
      @Jamesjones-hi5qu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PinkLemonShark But what if it gets depressed because it is trapped inside a plastic ball with no escape and decides to try to off itself?

    • @Jamesjones-hi5qu
      @Jamesjones-hi5qu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Tynox 01 Does Mr spell ring any bells? Etch a sketch? Or how about almost every other toy in the movie besides rc? This world has a living fork. I say the sky is the limit on how the rules of this world work.

  • @popcorniumx
    @popcorniumx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    Top 10 characters that can defeat thanos in seconds (even with the infinity gauntlet)
    *Mr. Potato Head*

    • @DanS044
      @DanS044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yo what is mr potato head became the gauntlet? Or wielded a stone? Somehow?

    • @marthameza6033
      @marthameza6033 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🚨 *WAN1T ME? LO6OK, I MASTB*ATE NAK0ED,снеск3 VID0еО.* 😎

    • @decideonanamedamnit4261
      @decideonanamedamnit4261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      um

    • @jonathanbrown7917
      @jonathanbrown7917 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, Mr Potato Head is the ultimate infinity stone.

  • @jacedawg355
    @jacedawg355 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The thing that would make this war SO MUCH WORSE for the humans is if the toys somehow found a way to make a factory for themselves.

  • @fob3454
    @fob3454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Looks at five headed dragon staring at me
    Me: *nervous laughing* go..go..good boy

    • @craytherlaygaming2852
      @craytherlaygaming2852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me: *grabs a nearby fish* ... do you like fish.... i hear dragons like fish

    • @owenpickles4486
      @owenpickles4486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tiamat? Five-Headed Dragon from Yugioh?

    • @craytherlaygaming2852
      @craytherlaygaming2852 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@owenpickles4486 Or its the D&D one who also has five head.. pretty sure that came first

    • @owenpickles4486
      @owenpickles4486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@craytherlaygaming2852 Thats Tiamat, I mentioned them

    • @craytherlaygaming2852
      @craytherlaygaming2852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@owenpickles4486 Dude Yugiyo and Dungeons and Dragons are different but Both have a Tiamat that has 5 heads i only know the Dungeons and dragons one that each head represents a evil dragon

  • @kaitlynjankowski8922
    @kaitlynjankowski8922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    *Puts glasses on Woody*
    “ToyS aRE gEtTIng SmArTEr”
    *edit- so uh I wasn’t expecting any likes* 😄thanksss

  • @visualkeifan2003
    @visualkeifan2003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    One little thing. That tortilla scene. Potato head is actually controlling his limbs the tortilla is just light enough to be moved around. (In other words that tree will do nothing)

    • @watermelonoverpoweredpizza6346
      @watermelonoverpoweredpizza6346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      tru

    • @priestoffern1608
      @priestoffern1608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Actually look at that scene again, the tortilla is somehow standing up some what straight and not lying on the floor. Nothing extra is done to make it like that

    • @ashtongiertz8728
      @ashtongiertz8728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah. Of course, there are those "tree faces" that get put on trees sometimes. Though that raises another question: can the magic that brings toys to life also affect something that's already alive (namely, a tree), or is it limited to inorganic matter?
      Regardless, it's the Minifigures you want to look out for. Imagine how many kids built the minifigures first and pretended that they were the ones building the rest of the set? Heck, I'm an adult and *I* still do that! Then there's the minifigures living with Lego artists and designers. And when you get into Lego technic stuff and power functions and what you can do with it, well... The Lego technic team was able to make a drivable Bagheti out of Lego technic pieces (with some real parts used for the base frame and tires, but the important stuff was all LEGO).

    • @lunaangeleclipse9745
      @lunaangeleclipse9745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      if Sid can combine toys and they are still alive, it's possible for toys to combine with other objects right?

    • @thetophatter
      @thetophatter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lunaangeleclipse9745 yes, but MatPat was suggesting that Mr. Potato head made the tortilla come alive!
      That's not exactly true, he also is seen taking control of a cucumber, but the cucumber does not become sentient!
      If Mr. Potato head tried to give a tree eyes, the tree would not become sentient, it wouldn't move at all! Even if it did work, the tree would Most likely be thicker than the plastic, meaning that the eyes would bend and possibly break!

  • @ScampiTheSighted
    @ScampiTheSighted 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A human knowing about the masquerade would be VERY powerful. They could, for example, 'play' with something really powerful/dangerous like a construction vehicle, stick some googly eyes on it somewhere, name it, etc., until it's considered enough of a toy to come to life. You wouldn't know immediately, but if you could convince it and/or manipulate it into coming to life and being loyal to you, you could have an anomalous, immortal servant machine.

  • @dianavilenskaya8728
    @dianavilenskaya8728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Looks at her basement full of toys
    *chuckles* I’m in danger

  • @lordkarasu2263
    @lordkarasu2263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    7:30-“if two armies are at war but one of them does not know it then they will lose, every time”~sun tzu art of war

    • @eclecticsoffy
      @eclecticsoffy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that a real quote?

    • @lordkarasu2263
      @lordkarasu2263 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eclecticsoffy I’ve always heard it is

    • @eclecticsoffy
      @eclecticsoffy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lordkarasu2263 alright, thanks!

    • @devonsmith934
      @devonsmith934 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lordkarasu2263 I need to read it at some point.

  • @Kr1sKr1ngle
    @Kr1sKr1ngle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Me: I love my old childhood toys
    MatPat: you're gonna die
    Me: *lighting house on fire* i didnt need them anyways

  • @SnobbyBird_
    @SnobbyBird_ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “The toys are rebelling!”
    Lego minifigure collectors: *sweating*

  • @rainestrmm
    @rainestrmm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    Matpat: *toys are going to kill us all*
    Me: **looks at my childhood stuffed animal that is on my bed**
    Still me: *FORGIVE ME*

    • @bananaonsplit858
      @bananaonsplit858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hey I’m am a adult and treat my childhood toys like a pet that you love

    • @Jamesjones-hi5qu
      @Jamesjones-hi5qu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Play nice! *plesent sounds of woodys neck being rotated 360°*

    • @thecatladytm7172
      @thecatladytm7172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I have probably almost 100 stuffed animals... And other toys like lps and mlp, barbie, etc. I have always treated them like my children and protect them as much as I can.
      I JUST HAD A THOUGHT. *whispers* what about sock puppets? Or sock snowmen? Spoon snowmen? THINGS I'VE DRAWN?? What is the limit to what IS and ISN'T a toy?
      Edit: DOG TOYS???

    • @thewaterleaf7929
      @thewaterleaf7929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I've been hugging and/or talking to my stuffed animals and legos in order to convince them they could talk if they wanted since I got them...

    • @Lil_goober_gaming
      @Lil_goober_gaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That scares me because I have a Jason voorhees plushie and a bunch of star wars action figures and a pennywise plushie

  • @staticmations4764
    @staticmations4764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    Matpat: A toy war is coming
    Me: *Looks at my shaggy action figure*
    Me: Jesus christ we already lost

    • @tpmyer627
      @tpmyer627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Welp I guess there's only one thing to do. Praise our toy overlords!!!!

    • @badruunganbold2725
      @badruunganbold2725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *Me reads this well crap*

    • @theonewithdoggo
      @theonewithdoggo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Zoinks!

    • @ederkim8107
      @ederkim8107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "starts playing with shaggy to please him until death by dehydration"

    • @rainyday6512
      @rainyday6512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      By Shaggy, do you mean?
      *Scooby Doobee Doo Shaggy?”*

  • @hoodoobuddha7828
    @hoodoobuddha7828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Family friendly movie franchise about toys that comes to life: *exists*
    MatPat: "I smell a war brewing"

  • @doodle1829
    @doodle1829 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was always terrified of the toy story movies as a kid, still am actually 😅. If they did come to life they would probably hate me, let's just put it as I got distracted easily and liked to chew on anything. Over half of my disney princess toys that had that plastic thing in their leg so it could bend ever so slightly ended with it poking out through their chewed ankles :( I didn't want to mistreat my dolls but it was habit as a kid. I also lost all their clothes so they were pretty much all naked. My stuffies I would be more safe from though, love those guys :D

  • @jaaybrokeaf2332
    @jaaybrokeaf2332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    A movie production trying to make a good and happy movie.
    Film theory: oh no you dont

    • @009SDJ
      @009SDJ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amazing 👌

    • @soup_daniel1910
      @soup_daniel1910 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao

    • @Bluefur-eg9gd
      @Bluefur-eg9gd 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Film Theory: I am going to stop you right there.

    • @Jasmine-qw9nv
      @Jasmine-qw9nv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its not that happy ending you think of though, toy story 4 broke my heart last night

  • @destonnight5444
    @destonnight5444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    "Think I'm overexaggerating?"
    I thought that was your job, matt?

  • @miacortright1664
    @miacortright1664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    Me: *throws out toy*
    Also me: *watches video*
    .....
    DIGS IN GARBAGE

    • @bubblenuggets8522
      @bubblenuggets8522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂😂😂 i feel bad for the dolls i used to have because i would throw them to the wall and make them fall of my bed and stair casses and then when they broke i threw them out😂😂😂 there going to come from the dead and kill me in my sleep😂😂😂

    • @bubby8823
      @bubby8823 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @LissaLavender me to

    • @bunnysareus9279
      @bunnysareus9279 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Makes him a shrine 😂

    • @Cico_2758
      @Cico_2758 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *same toy crawls up your arm*
      Whispers in your ear: Hope you have a gun cuz we are coming for you

  • @henryentertainmentsystem9923
    @henryentertainmentsystem9923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Idea for treaty after toy war: abandoned toys get their own country and civilization on a remote island where they can do whatever they want.

  • @srgtbloodshot6043
    @srgtbloodshot6043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Little kid: Has an amazing imagination and childhood.
    Matt Pat: I'm about to end this man's carreer.

    • @nixian_zwaylus
      @nixian_zwaylus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nice one
      although i hate this meme. too repetitive.

    • @n64memeface76
      @n64memeface76 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No no no this boys whole career.

    • @adrianoob4806
      @adrianoob4806 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is a kid not a man

    • @adrianoob4806
      @adrianoob4806 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@willem13215 i mean its not that kids whole career its only his "childhood"

    • @pewpew-_-2157
      @pewpew-_-2157 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was thinking about a joke like that but i couldnt think how to word it

  • @therandomguy9860
    @therandomguy9860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    My own toy story series:
    Toy story IV a new child
    Toy story V Andy strikes back
    Toy story VI return of the tortilla head.
    Edit:wow thanks a lot for the likes

  • @tripptamasi1903
    @tripptamasi1903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1446

    Me: dad my toys are moving
    Dad: go the frick to sleep

    • @palemachine5504
      @palemachine5504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Epic gaming 567 what if u say no u

    • @kaseycombs6968
      @kaseycombs6968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Child's Play(2019)

    • @Godskineater
      @Godskineater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Woah woah, watch that language young man.

    • @wp2837
      @wp2837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well at least you have a dad.

    • @chocolatedepresso4658
      @chocolatedepresso4658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol 😂

  • @_vee
    @_vee ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Matpat’s theory about toy story 4:WAR BETWEEN TOYS AND HUMANS
    The actual toy story 4: yeah so, the movies are over and woody became homeless with his all-time lover. What love can do to you huh ?

  • @4P0CA1YP5E
    @4P0CA1YP5E 5 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    0:47 Book A, Chapter 1, Verse 13
    Nice A113 reference there :)

    • @bobbysanders8715
      @bobbysanders8715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      👍

    • @Wawagirl17
      @Wawagirl17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh man, I'm such an idiot for not catching that.

  • @sienna1350
    @sienna1350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1980

    *Film Theory Uploads*
    My Childhood: Ah shit here we go again

    • @SkyDellinger
      @SkyDellinger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *here lies Sienna's childhood, killed by MatPat in the Film Theory*

    • @kawaii_chan6660
      @kawaii_chan6660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How come you get more likes than me even though I commented first?

    • @davidvalencia129
      @davidvalencia129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      UNDERRATED COMMENT!

    • @PeterJamesVillegas
      @PeterJamesVillegas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      👌✋

    • @kermitthepanda7722
      @kermitthepanda7722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My childhood consisted of csi ncis and go diego go
      I can watch with no consequenses

  • @kei8620
    @kei8620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    **gets toy story ad in the toy story theory video**
    *_BRING THE HOLY WATER_*

    • @-thebushwarden-1100
      @-thebushwarden-1100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was gonna like but I saw the Yin and Yang

    • @TheDaringPastry1313
      @TheDaringPastry1313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ad*

    • @kei8620
      @kei8620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheDaringPastry1313 y e s 😂 (didn't double check for autocorrect lol)

    • @KostisPlayz
      @KostisPlayz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kei8620
      How did you make the letters bend over?

    • @robertlofton4400
      @robertlofton4400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      omg me too I got the ad too!

  • @Thatgeeky_Artist
    @Thatgeeky_Artist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "A war is coming"
    *Looking intensely at my grandmother's old glass dolls, my fnaf figures and plush*
    "..."

  • @olepetter7292
    @olepetter7292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    Pixar: we made everybody's favorite movies
    MatPat: where is My theory drugs

    • @cartoonmaster2401
      @cartoonmaster2401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This comment deserves more likes XD

    • @emmawessa2102
      @emmawessa2102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      here you go matpat! 10 boxes of diet coke

    • @ravenhades9693
      @ravenhades9693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup

    • @olepetter7292
      @olepetter7292 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Redis no what i'm trying to say is that MatPat is kinda using some type of a drug when he makes thoes theory

  • @therobotwalrus2918
    @therobotwalrus2918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    Nobody:
    Matpat: how the assassination of JFK connects to Minecraft

    • @Z-score8786
      @Z-score8786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Another redditor I see

    • @FrogEnjoyer17
      @FrogEnjoyer17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      JFK shot first

    • @capello5688
      @capello5688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Therobotwalru S now hold on you may be on to something

    • @elime8967
      @elime8967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      New Mac & Cheese Limited edition grandma sweater! Included when you butter up the like button with a banana.

  • @flyercurse
    @flyercurse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    Sister: Why are you destroying my daughter's toys!?!?
    Me: MATPAT WARNED ME ABOUT THE WAR!!!!

  • @Froggie5679
    @Froggie5679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have an idea for a theory on toy story. I know it’s been a while since the movie came out and you probably have better things to do, but I have theory about Woodie. I think Woodie was Andy’s FATHERS. His father abandoned him and the only thing he left his son was Woodie and the cow boy hat. It’s the reason why it was so hard for him to let Woodie go. And why he described Woodie that way to Bonnie. “He is ALWAYS THERE For you, and will never give up on you. You can choose to do a video if you want it was just an idea for a potential theory you could do 😁.