Earn $20K EVERY MONTH by being your own boss

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  • @tangent7078
    @tangent7078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24534

    ah yes, my favorite form of horror: spreadsheet surrealism

    • @AYoungdude
      @AYoungdude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +345

      tabulation trauma

    • @eoincampbell1584
      @eoincampbell1584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      commercial gothic

    • @TheCopyKing
      @TheCopyKing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Sorting surprise

    • @legueu
      @legueu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

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    • @StormForthcoming
      @StormForthcoming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      tax returns

  • @wintercaptain
    @wintercaptain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16106

    I really want him to run this as a TH-cam ad

    • @IrvingIV
      @IrvingIV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      Same dude

    • @batatanna
      @batatanna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +341

      Should we kickstart it?

    • @Ceduria
      @Ceduria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@batatanna yea, man!

    • @Carcosan
      @Carcosan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      What what I got like #1000 exactly

    • @johnangelle5975
      @johnangelle5975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      KNOWLEDGE

  • @sniceverything4944
    @sniceverything4944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5951

    Y’all are being wayyyy to conspiratorial about this video saying he’s dead or that there’s some mythical demon pretending to be him,guys he’s just his own boss and you can be too

    • @995cool
      @995cool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      why don't you join

    • @leseanpayne2805
      @leseanpayne2805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      why don't you join

    • @jessenorman91
      @jessenorman91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Why don’t you join

    • @EtamirTheDemiDeer
      @EtamirTheDemiDeer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Why don’t you join

    • @Fluffyein
      @Fluffyein 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Why don’t you join

  • @cernunnos8917
    @cernunnos8917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7215

    I just noticed he says Dorian needed to give him his address for tax purposes, which implies the mysterious income he's getting is taxable. Something about that is really funny to me.

    • @Err0Rose
      @Err0Rose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +665

      if the joker is scared of the irs, im not surprised dorian is as well

    • @Feralsquirrel
      @Feralsquirrel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Never would have thought of this on my own. His videos have so many tiny details.

    • @donovanwaggoner6790
      @donovanwaggoner6790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +439

      "Where this money comes from, only God knows. And the IRS, of course."

    • @lorendaemon7945
      @lorendaemon7945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Just because you're beholden to a ghost from the 1800s doesn't mean you're allowed to not pay taxes and evade your societal responsibilities.

    • @Feralsquirrel
      @Feralsquirrel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@quinnturner3186 Even illegal income is taxable. They only got Al Capone on tax evasion.

  • @RTGame
    @RTGame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32234

    Is everything okay at home

    • @en3469
      @en3469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2573

      You mean the home he bought in Nebraska, where he can be his own boss?

    • @jamesamala7371
      @jamesamala7371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +423

      Im pretty sure we can say "no"

    • @swan8331
      @swan8331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +719

      Oh it's rumble tumble game

    • @incog0956
      @incog0956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +650

      swimmingly I presume, have you not seen his two mandolins?

    • @beeeeeeaaaaaan
      @beeeeeeaaaaaan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      Not until you can make up to $20k a month while working from home, making your own hours and being your own boss

  • @thrownstair
    @thrownstair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7019

    The question is:
    Is Brian planning to pay money for this to show up as a TH-cam ad?

    • @jayl9110
      @jayl9110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +450

      That is a stellar idea

    • @420Crows
      @420Crows 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      god i hope so

    • @smnoy23
      @smnoy23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +665

      He certainly makes enough to afford it, what with being his own boss and all.

    • @BurgundyBurrito
      @BurgundyBurrito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I would if I were him

    • @legueu
      @legueu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

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  • @ldbonq
    @ldbonq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6044

    When you forget BDG actually has a degree in writing

    • @HamsterVormFenster
      @HamsterVormFenster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      Well, going off the order in which they're listen in the description, it seems like Karen was the main author! Good for her!

    • @ldbonq
      @ldbonq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@HamsterVormFenster Hell yeah

    • @zeusrulez
      @zeusrulez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I’m sure the cognitive science also helped with the creep factor

    • @therealchems
      @therealchems 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@HamsterVormFenster Isn't that just to be polite? Like, you and I being the proper way rather than I and you

    • @cadekachelmeier7251
      @cadekachelmeier7251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@therealchems writing credits have a specific set of standards, although it's not clear if they follow them on their videos. scottdistillery.medium.com/reader-question-could-you-explain-how-writing-credits-work-77c3dbab2232
      So generally the first writer is the "primary" writer and the "and" implies that they worked independently as opposed to being a team.

  • @andersrhys9140
    @andersrhys9140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +986

    Rewatched this to comfort myself after the one about health insurance

    • @finnoffer8539
      @finnoffer8539 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ha! Literally what I'm doing right now too

    • @stevie8271
      @stevie8271 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      it's simple! to pay insurance fees, you just need to work from home, set your own hours, and work from home! but that's not even the wildest paart

    • @PenguinPoo4246
      @PenguinPoo4246 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This is less scary

    • @PantherTheCat
      @PantherTheCat 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And that's not even the wildest part!

  • @shinyplaid
    @shinyplaid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4777

    “When my twin and I make videos here’s the basic gist: I would edit in premier and he would not exist”
    You sure about that, Brian?

    • @legueu
      @legueu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

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    • @soopperson5953
      @soopperson5953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      I mean “bet u didn’t see that coming I’m a movie magic pro so expect the unexpected and welcome to the show” its coming full circle..

    • @TomerSchatz
      @TomerSchatz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Kudos on that BDG lore expertism!!

    • @screamsformemes
      @screamsformemes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      OMFG THANKS FOR THE SCARY

    • @zeppie_
      @zeppie_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The lore goes deep

  • @francescagearsolid
    @francescagearsolid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14103

    bdg left polygon because he realised that he could make $20k every month by working at home, making his own hours and being his own boss

    • @KaiBunyak
      @KaiBunyak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      So why don’t you join him?

    • @_Silenceman
      @_Silenceman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      how do i join this program?

    • @nocturnalbroadcast
      @nocturnalbroadcast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      and that's not even the wildest part

    • @helltubejackie1086
      @helltubejackie1086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      And you can too!

    • @_Silenceman
      @_Silenceman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      how do i join?!

  • @MysticalAvocado
    @MysticalAvocado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6626

    "how to make jorts" walked so this one could run

    • @cr5604
      @cr5604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      PREACH

    • @cabarettaximan6592
      @cabarettaximan6592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      The jorts walked alright

    • @ello-olle
      @ello-olle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The too good for human eyes vid ran so this could keep running

    • @AkashWShah
      @AkashWShah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Okay but how to make jorts was a fucking banger

    • @MutatedIce1
      @MutatedIce1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      isn’t jorts a thing from hilda

  • @halfmettlealchemist8076
    @halfmettlealchemist8076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8954

    Honestly, we could talk all day about Brian and Karen's writing skill, or their acting, or the attention to detail in this skit, or the sheer unnerving atmosphere it creates without a single cheap jumpscare. But that's not even the wildest part. The wildest part, is how Brian went from there, to where he's standing right now: all he had to do was work from home, make his own hours, and be his own boss. And you can too! But that's-

    • @imallsoupedup
      @imallsoupedup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      -not even the wildest part!

    • @skewmode6634
      @skewmode6634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      More info in the video description.

    • @Otamatone69
      @Otamatone69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

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    • @twigwick
      @twigwick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +

    • @CARISMANT
      @CARISMANT ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thats funny

  • @razbuten
    @razbuten 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7174

    It's easy.

    • @LucasDeziderio
      @LucasDeziderio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      I just love finding channels I'm subscribed to commenting on other channels I'm subscribed to. It's like a weird crossover.

    • @lanz622
      @lanz622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      what moving the same lines back and forth back and forth is like for someone that doesn't play games?

    • @tomisabum
      @tomisabum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It's free real estate on the edge of existential horror.

    • @spyqui5505
      @spyqui5505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@LucasDeziderio so true

    • @legueu
      @legueu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

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    @teddyf.6974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6154

    my next dnd character is gonna be a dude who makes up to $20k a month while working from home, making their own hours, and being their own boss

    • @sincerealev
      @sincerealev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      @Purple Peep cuz that's not even the wildest part! The wildest part is that you can make 20k a month by working from home, making your own hours and being your own boss

    • @LuneWatcher
      @LuneWatcher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Ah, a Warlock. Is their patron's name Dorian Smiles?

    • @tylerdapkus1023
      @tylerdapkus1023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@LuneWatcher "being your own boss" I think that the patron would actually be some twisted simulacra of the warlock

    • @bibliophilecb
      @bibliophilecb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Eyyy I’m also basing a DnD character on this video too! Basically I just showed the DM this video and said “a warlock whose patron is herself. She doesn’t know how or why” and gave her free reign to figure out how that happened. I’m excited.

    • @user-bo9lj3mf5j
      @user-bo9lj3mf5j 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      warlock, pact of the feind, deity's name is dorian smiles.

  • @Cohozuner
    @Cohozuner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3256

    I feel like I just watched a whole horror movie but without the lingering psychological damage from about 90-120 minutes of exposure, thanks

    • @therecombinant6215
      @therecombinant6215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      You will, once you’ve watched this vid in loop and find that one comment linking the wiki to the 1888 School Day Blizzard.

    • @Monkeyshaman
      @Monkeyshaman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That means you have 120 minutes over to be your own boss.

    • @Monkeyshaman
      @Monkeyshaman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@therecombinant6215 I'd say you're lying. 😀

    • @maddyhopsypop
      @maddyhopsypop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Speak for yourself, alright, I still got the trauma

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      @legueu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

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  • @MyoticTesseract
    @MyoticTesseract 3 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    when he said “between ten and twenty thousand dollars straight into my bank account” i accidentally interpreted it as $10 to $20,000 which honestly sounds even funnier

    • @BeardedMan8319
      @BeardedMan8319 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That is probably the intended way of interpreting it.

    • @CraigKeidel
      @CraigKeidel ปีที่แล้ว +12

      10 dollars per moved cell

  • @SquimpusMcGrimpus
    @SquimpusMcGrimpus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6837

    this made me so uncomfortable. grade a

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      that is an awful lot of verified people in the comments
      Edit: yeah that’s at least 14 jesus fuck

    • @turtleboi456
      @turtleboi456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      hey there squimpus

    • @Zoochiini
      @Zoochiini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      When the man who made the fnaf tapes that were widely considered some of the most terrifying physiological horror that fnaf has seen, that’s how you know you did a good job

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Look at the jorts I made while I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too!

    • @PlanetComputer
      @PlanetComputer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hi

  • @mannequin_z
    @mannequin_z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11081

    I just realized that people who are actually looking for a get-rich-quick video and have no idea who Brian is are in for quite a ride.

    • @horizonpenblade1288
      @horizonpenblade1288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      Oh gOSH those poor people

    • @MynAnthony
      @MynAnthony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +609

      I wasn't, but my brother just randomly sent me this with no context. I honestly thought it was real until he said he didn't know where the money was coming from. Then I thought it was a comedy video...
      I love psychological horror though. My brother knows me well. :]

    • @destinyneis901
      @destinyneis901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      That was me just now 😭

    • @NokoHeiltAnna
      @NokoHeiltAnna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      I'm also guessing all the thumbs down are from those people. 😂

    • @812558
      @812558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      I posted this to a horror group I'm in and it got immediately flagged and removed...I honestly didn't see how it looked posted with zero context.

  • @njnexgen
    @njnexgen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3465

    He could have easily made a comedy parody on people who make these type of ads. Instead, he made a horror masterpiece

    • @EGRJ
      @EGRJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I don't think this is an "or" thing.

    • @lpawowp
      @lpawowp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I got ads for that stupid “sorry to interrupt your video ... here’s how I make money at home online” guy

    • @willowism
      @willowism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Honestly it's both!

    • @naiknaik8812
      @naiknaik8812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      and you can too!

    • @kevinwillems8720
      @kevinwillems8720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's Capitalist Surrealism

  • @lunarmoontea4247
    @lunarmoontea4247 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    I love the line "he had to give me his address for tax purposes"
    Even a supernatural entity doesn't wanna fuck with the IRS

    • @carrott36
      @carrott36 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Larry is above all then.

    • @spencer1837
      @spencer1837 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      What do you mean supernatural entity he’s just his own boss

    • @lunarmoontea4247
      @lunarmoontea4247 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@spencer1837 and you can be too! Why don't you join me?

  • @spageddiedinner9740
    @spageddiedinner9740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2363

    The dislikes are people who thought this was a fake tutorial to be your own boss.

    • @gravel35
      @gravel35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it's like building your online brand

    • @LosMozi
      @LosMozi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lucassmart1473 And that's not even the wildes part!

    • @gd5830
      @gd5830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This IS a fake tutorial, surely they thought it was a genuine one.

    • @DarkFutureConsolidated
      @DarkFutureConsolidated 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lucassmart1473 I hear all I need is a computer and internet access right?

    • @Wisdomseyes1
      @Wisdomseyes1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gd5830 I don’t know about that. I followed the instructions in the video pretty closely just got my first paycheck earning big money 💰. You should at least try it before you assume it is fake. Be your own boss

  • @charlessmith1896
    @charlessmith1896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2806

    Dorian Smiles is an anagram for "Admires Loins"
    When BDG treks through the woods he is wearing Jean Shorts.
    I have to believe these spreadsheets are the Revenge of the Jorts

    • @user-hn5zw8nq9m
      @user-hn5zw8nq9m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      i can't believe we're at the point where we're finding connections between the different parts of the bdgcu (brian david gilbert cinematic universe)

    • @southpawfrenzy
      @southpawfrenzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Not saying you're on to something, but it's also an anagram for "Denim also, sir"!

    • @southpawfrenzy
      @southpawfrenzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Or "Denim Lair SOS"

    • @mungobaggins8197
      @mungobaggins8197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      “I am Lorde Sins”

    • @CarbonDioxide.
      @CarbonDioxide. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It's also an acronym for Miles Snoriad.

  • @Bacchasnail
    @Bacchasnail 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2365

    I knew this was wrong when he said he lived in Nebraska. No one moves to Nebraska.

    • @doubleking9744
      @doubleking9744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      no one lives in nebraska

    • @Bacchasnail
      @Bacchasnail 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@doubleking9744 god I wish

    • @staycgirlsitsgoingdown2
      @staycgirlsitsgoingdown2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Its like West Virginia, or both Dakota’s and the states surrounding Utah. It’s just kinda there. Bunch of blank space, couple of people, bad weather, and slight racism

    • @Bacchasnail
      @Bacchasnail 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@staycgirlsitsgoingdown2 the weather is actually generally pretty nice here. Just windy as fuck

    • @irlenanan
      @irlenanan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Bacchasnail "generally pretty nice" were you actually in nebraska this winter? Shit was apocalyptic

  • @Bee-lm7ey
    @Bee-lm7ey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    The rapid yet smooth transition from infomercial scam to horror pyramid scheme is kinda gorgeous

  • @radiofish5649
    @radiofish5649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3712

    It was surreal seeing him confront himself in the woods.
    But I remembered, he’s his own boss...

    • @Urammar
      @Urammar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @brian david gilbert Wtf mans really out here still commenting.
      Also entirely disappointed that website didnt lead me down some random rabbithole. Love your stuff. Why dont you join me?

    • @lunaponta594
      @lunaponta594 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Urammar wHAT WEBSITE
      DID HE DELETE THE COMMENT
      IS THIS AN ARG

    • @Urammar
      @Urammar ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lunaponta594 I don't even remeber, but it wasn't and arg. At least, I don't think haha. Just his page I guess?

  • @bigbadgammagnome
    @bigbadgammagnome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1852

    This is the story of a man named Brian David Gilbert.
    Brian worked for himself as his own boss, where he was making up to $20k a month.
    His job was simple: he sat at his desk at home and he moved the same lines back and forth and back and forth in a spreadsheet.
    Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk telling him what line to move, where to move it to, and in what order.
    This is what Brian did every day of every month of every year, and although others may have considered it soul rending, Brian relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.
    And Brian was happy.

    • @TheCopyKing
      @TheCopyKing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      When Brian came to a set of 2 open doors, he entered the door on the left

    • @nariahlisboa4807
      @nariahlisboa4807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Thank you for this rererence

    • @ParaFox404
      @ParaFox404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Sounds like a parable to me, what will happen next?

    • @zeppie_
      @zeppie_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      The Gilbert parable

    • @fihsl
      @fihsl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Underated comment,legit made me smile

  • @FosukeLordOfError
    @FosukeLordOfError 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11159

    I love the beauty of the awkward line "if you have access to a computer and also internet access"

    • @BernardoPatino
      @BernardoPatino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      It's totally his brand omg

    • @ShizoMoses
      @ShizoMoses 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      Yeah, that stuck with me, too.
      The mind sorta trips over it.
      Great writing, really.

    • @harperyourroommate8850
      @harperyourroommate8850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@BernardoPatino his hugh brandity

    • @ahabduennschitz7670
      @ahabduennschitz7670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I have acces to a computer and this computer has access to the internet.
      Now im getting rich
      Yai

    • @BernardoPatino
      @BernardoPatino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@harperyourroommate8850 pain

  • @jules5589
    @jules5589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Getting an actual "get rich by being your own boss" ad after this video ended was SURREAL

    • @jules5589
      @jules5589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @brian david gilbert you have got te be kidding me

    • @MiningNatureYT
      @MiningNatureYT ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TH-cam just really wants you to know that you can make $20k a month while working from home, making your own hours, and being your own boss

  • @gustoonz
    @gustoonz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14267

    Just a masterpiece video, plain and simple.

    • @bonnibloop_
      @bonnibloop_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Gus im about to sleep should I save this one for later

    • @Intimidation571
      @Intimidation571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Sup Gus

    • @reasons6470
      @reasons6470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Omfg the intersection of Gus and Brian? Impeccable.

    • @magekarp4531
      @magekarp4531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@bonnibloop_ I might not be Gus, but the answer is: definitely

    • @TheLolbster
      @TheLolbster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      If Gus calls it a masterpiece, it truly is something.

  • @kitcatwafers
    @kitcatwafers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3381

    after watching this video, youtube has started giving me "how to be your own boss" ads, and everytime I get one I am effectively scared for both myself and the people advertising. thanks brian.

    • @zitro22
      @zitro22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      You should join him.

    • @Urammar
      @Urammar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Why don't you join him?

    • @Urammar
      @Urammar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Why don't you join him?

    • @Urammar
      @Urammar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Why don't you join him?

    • @hrgrhrhhr
      @hrgrhrhhr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Why don't you join him?

  • @yehndor
    @yehndor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1053

    I came here expecting jokes about pyramid schemes and this fucking put my expectations to shame

  • @michaelb6349
    @michaelb6349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1206

    "On January 12, 1888, the so-called “Schoolchildren's Blizzard” kills 235 people, many of whom were children on their way home from school, across the Northwest Plains region of the United States. The storm came with no warning, and some accounts say that the temperature fell nearly 100 degrees in just 24 hours." (that's the date of the spreadsheet)

    • @neutral8517
      @neutral8517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      LORE

    • @goombizdvorakkiewicz5226
      @goombizdvorakkiewicz5226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      So... The children became Dorian Smiles, and Dorian sent BDG the spreadsheet in order to have him replace himself bit by bit with Dorian, and now Dorian Smiles finally has someone with a living body in its collective...
      Is that the implication?

    • @artsyrache
      @artsyrache ปีที่แล้ว

      @@goombizdvorakkiewicz5226 perhaps it is just one child named Dorian and they published this video to try and lure more people in in order to obtain more bodies for the rest of the kids?

    • @clanofclams2720
      @clanofclams2720 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Holy shit that's insane

    • @lirich0
      @lirich0 ปีที่แล้ว

      shouldnt it be jan 15

  • @MandJTV
    @MandJTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25323

    I laughed extremely hard at the "then I remembered I am my own boss" line after the wondering about how he could be sending money to himself, but then that laughter faded as the video succeeding in sufficiently creeping me the hell out

    • @snaggybeans
      @snaggybeans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      yes!!!

    • @axeofjade
      @axeofjade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      I hate being so cliche but I really did not expect to see you here

    • @michaelgranger146
      @michaelgranger146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yes Michael! Love your Pokémon videos man 😎

    • @schmingerfly6436
      @schmingerfly6436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      You are fulfilling your promise of wanting to be friends with Brian!

    • @squirrelwithabanana
      @squirrelwithabanana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Michael pog

  • @Sam-on5jf
    @Sam-on5jf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1859

    the holy trinity:
    karen the writer
    brian the actor
    jonah the musician
    by their powers combined: C H A O S

    • @legueu
      @legueu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

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    • @gauwrong
      @gauwrong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      oh i thought it was brian, david and gilbert

    • @WangleLine
      @WangleLine 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      PURE CHAOS

    • @screamsformemes
      @screamsformemes 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      YESS THIS

    • @swirlingsun
      @swirlingsun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love this channel sm

  • @danielthrasher
    @danielthrasher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7136

    bdg is always one step ahead of everyone else. this is so great

    • @pieko4297
      @pieko4297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Its cause hes his own boss

    • @psychedelicswitch
      @psychedelicswitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Can't wait for the musical collab between Daniel Thrasher and BDG

    • @fiblin483
      @fiblin483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Daniel Thrasher more like Daniel Thrasher.

    • @m_has_issues1243
      @m_has_issues1243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      could you imagine a daniel thrasher and bdg crossover video,,, like that would be the greatest thing to ever grace youtube

    • @fiblin483
      @fiblin483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@m_has_issues1243 and rtgame as he commented on this video

  • @CometThunderzapper
    @CometThunderzapper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    I think something that doesn't get talked about enough on these videos is Brian's attention to detail when it comes to captions. I need them on anything I'm watching to understand everything being said, but Brian's are always timed perfectly, painstakingly transcribed, and usually with some funny easter eggs for those of us who use [CC]. The captions on this video, though, so fluidly become part of the creepy vibe. Honestly, if you're deaf and watching this I'd imagine you get basically the same experience as those of us with hearing.

  • @MrZombieZealot
    @MrZombieZealot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2352

    I want to get off Mr. Gilbert's Wild Ride.

    • @XanCrews
      @XanCrews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      T̸̹̥͓͖͆̓͒̉͑̀͌̈́̃͘H̴̢͔̤͙͔̼͇̃͑͝Ë̴̤͓̤̦͉̠̗̲͗͒͌͘͜ ̸̛̜̹͙̍̇̽̊͊͗R̸̾ͅI̷̳͎͕̭͋͛̊̎̈́̉̓̑D̶̹̲͓̠͍̘̰͓͐̏̌̎́̉̀̂͋͆͜ͅȨ̴̤̣̋̂ ̶͎͗̽̓͌̋N̸͎̪͒͂̂̒Ē̵̛̳̊͝V̷̢͍͕̖͉̤̩̦̳̳́̈̾̌Ẹ̶̛̳̖̹̈́̓R̸̲̭͝ ̵̡̤͖̹͆̉͛͑̊̈́Ȩ̷̨̤͙̯̎̒͌̿͊͐̓͝N̵̢̳͓̊̎̽̿̅͊̂͝D̷̥̈́̔́̂̅̕S̴̹̹͚̞̜̜̜͎̻̋̈́̓̈́̽̾̈́͠

    • @legueu
      @legueu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      T̸̹̥͓͖͆̓͒̉͑̀͌̈́̃͘H̴̢͔̤͙͔̼͇̃͑͝Ë̴̤͓̤̦͉̠̗̲͗͒͌͘͜ ̸̛̜̹͙̍̇̽̊͊͗R̸̾ͅI̷̳͎͕̭͋͛̊̎̈́̉̓̑D̶̹̲͓̠͍̘̰͓͐̏̌̎́̉̀̂͋͆͜ͅȨ̴̤̣̋̂ ̶͎͗̽̓͌̋N̸͎̪͒͂̂̒Ē̵̛̳̊͝V̷̢͍͕̖͉̤̩̦̳̳́̈̾̌Ẹ̶̛̳̖̹̈́̓R̸̲̭͝ ̵̡̤͖̹͆̉͛͑̊̈́Ȩ̷̨̤͙̯̎̒͌̿͊͐̓͝N̵̢̳͓̊̎̽̿̅͊̂͝D̷̥̈́̔́̂̅̕S̴̹̹͚̞̜̜̜͎̻̋̈́̓̈́̽̾̈́͠ T̸̹̥͓͖͆̓͒̉͑̀͌̈́̃͘H̴̢͔̤͙͔̼͇̃͑͝Ë̴̤͓̤̦͉̠̗̲͗͒͌͘͜ ̸̛̜̹͙̍̇̽̊͊͗R̸̾ͅI̷̳͎͕̭͋͛̊̎̈́̉̓̑D̶̹̲͓̠͍̘̰͓͐̏̌̎́̉̀̂͋͆͜ͅȨ̴̤̣̋̂ ̶͎͗̽̓͌̋N̸͎̪͒͂̂̒Ē̵̛̳̊͝V̷̢͍͕̖͉̤̩̦̳̳́̈̾̌Ẹ̶̛̳̖̹̈́̓R̸̲̭͝ ̵̡̤͖̹͆̉͛͑̊̈́Ȩ̷̨̤͙̯̎̒͌̿͊͐̓͝N̵̢̳͓̊̎̽̿̅͊̂͝D̷̥̈́̔́̂̅̕S̴̹̹͚̞̜̜̜͎̻̋̈́̓̈́̽̾̈́͠T̸̹̥͓͖͆̓͒̉͑̀͌̈́̃͘H̴̢͔̤͙͔̼͇̃͑͝Ë̴̤͓̤̦͉̠̗̲͗͒͌͘͜ ̸̛̜̹͙̍̇̽̊͊͗R̸̾ͅI̷̳͎͕̭͋͛̊̎̈́̉̓̑D̶̹̲͓̠͍̘̰͓͐̏̌̎́̉̀̂͋͆͜ͅȨ̴̤̣̋̂ ̶͎͗̽̓͌̋N̸͎̪͒͂̂̒Ē̵̛̳̊͝V̷̢͍͕̖͉̤̩̦̳̳́̈̾̌Ẹ̶̛̳̖̹̈́̓R̸̲̭͝ ̵̡̤͖̹͆̉͛͑̊̈́Ȩ̷̨̤͙̯̎̒͌̿͊͐̓͝N̵̢̳͓̊̎̽̿̅͊̂͝D̷̥̈́̔́̂̅̕S̴̹̹͚̞̜̜̜͎̻̋̈́̓̈́̽̾̈́͠

    • @lautimartinez6341
      @lautimartinez6341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "Mr. Gilbert's Wild Ride" sounds like a weird sex move from the 50's lmao

    • @lovelyyolk9066
      @lovelyyolk9066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@lautimartinez6341 it is actually a Rollercoaster

    • @loganrenfrow2544
      @loganrenfrow2544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      After you step off you hear "But that's not even the wildest part"

  • @henrypelmas4881
    @henrypelmas4881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3457

    I've watched this video probably a dozen times since it came out, and just realized the spreadsheet title is dated "01/12/88" and Dorians address hasn't existed since 1888...

    • @genuineinterest
      @genuineinterest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      LORE

    • @syd5380
      @syd5380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +494

      Also, the blizzard to which he is referencing is real

    • @chrisdnz7886
      @chrisdnz7886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      @@victoriareissilveira9129 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schoolhouse_Blizzard

    • @victoriareissilveira9129
      @victoriareissilveira9129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@chrisdnz7886 thank you!

    • @אילןדרל
      @אילןדרל 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@chrisdnz7886 what in the unholy fuck...

  • @roosh2927
    @roosh2927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2574

    BDG on why he’s leaving Unraveled: “I want to help make bigger, stranger, less referential projects.”

    • @swyxTV
      @swyxTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      i didnt fear him before
      but this vid
      it terrifies me

    • @ryanlee2935
      @ryanlee2935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I've seen that raw strength only once before. It didn't scare me then.
      ...It does now.

    • @bscorvin
      @bscorvin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@swyxTV Well, he sure did!

    • @CarrionMaw
      @CarrionMaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's an odd way of saying "I want to be terrifying, but Polygon won't let me"

  • @EverTheFractal
    @EverTheFractal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    Even rewatching this months later it still creeps me out how when Brian is standing in the corridor and it repeats "three years ago I was living in that apartment right there" he's not pointing at a building anymore. He's pointing at the graveyard.

    • @JacobPlays136
      @JacobPlays136 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Holy crap I didn't even notice that. That's terrifying.
      I can't fully tell, but I wonder if there's subtle ways to tell which clips are Brian, and which are Dorian

  • @5MadMovieMakers
    @5MadMovieMakers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3235

    Awesome, sounds like a great program we could all sign up for. All of us

    • @protodvd
      @protodvd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      All of us. Why don't you join me

    • @bellawherethehellhaveyoube3162
      @bellawherethehellhaveyoube3162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      and make 10 to 20K under my own hours and be my own boss? and that isn't even the wildest part?

    • @oatmealine
      @oatmealine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      All of us

    • @lostsignalspodcast
      @lostsignalspodcast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      All of us.

    • @stevenqu3
      @stevenqu3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Join us. Join All of us.

  • @neoTRUNKSY
    @neoTRUNKSY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4816

    Dorian: uncovers his mouth
    *Step 1E: FEAR*

  • @장가원-i2k
    @장가원-i2k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    Ah yes. This sort of psychological horror is precisely the kind of thing that will make me think "oh this is SUPER cool" while watching it and then, three days later, cause me to be deeply sincerely terrified of the shadows in the hallway whenever I walk out of my room in the middle of the night for some water.

    • @JBOboe720
      @JBOboe720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cue the Fridge Horror segment from BDG's Tony Hawk video

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I could cry when looking at my like dislike ratio. I have so many jealous people that my videos always get way more dislikes than likes. Please don't be jealous, dear ksk

    • @matiascaballero7380
      @matiascaballero7380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      don't be sacared as long as your not your own boss

    • @katuni08
      @katuni08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Doki Doki Literature Club was that for me. To this day, anime characters with small pupils make me “nope” right out.

    • @henriquejambu
      @henriquejambu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

  • @meganreilly9944
    @meganreilly9944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    I love how even as he begins to break down and reveal how disturbed he has become, he still frames it around pseudo advertising it, which then circles around to the creepy ending

  • @poisondamage2182
    @poisondamage2182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4249

    I have friends who do crypto trading and it sounds *exactly* like this

    • @harrymansfield6189
      @harrymansfield6189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Demonic possession and all?

    • @ajdemarco2204
      @ajdemarco2204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Crypto is stocks

    • @maxepstein5955
      @maxepstein5955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@harrymansfield6189 I did crypto and it really does feel like that until you understand what it is... Why don't you join me?

    • @hellothere702
      @hellothere702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@maxepstein5955 because you have Epstein in your name and that's enough to never trust anything you say

    • @maxepstein5955
      @maxepstein5955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@hellothere702 oof. I can assure you that I am not in any way related to that Epstein

  • @em__1
    @em__1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    guys, there's no big mystery
    he's just his own boss

    • @reubenbailey7491
      @reubenbailey7491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And he made 20k every month from working from home

    • @francescagearsolid
      @francescagearsolid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@reubenbailey7491 *10 to 20k

    • @ubasperez9991
      @ubasperez9991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@reubenbailey7491 But that's not even the wildest part

    • @bick5601
      @bick5601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ubasperez9991 the wildest part is that you can do that while working from home, making your own hours, and being your own boss.

    • @rodentia1474
      @rodentia1474 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ..he’s literally his own boss

  • @riersonjohnson1547
    @riersonjohnson1547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3758

    You've heard of socialist realism, now get ready for capitalist surrealism

    • @SamChaneyProductions
      @SamChaneyProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      I think we've all been suffering in capitalist surrealism for a while now

    • @sboinkthelegday3892
      @sboinkthelegday3892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@SamChaneyProductions I'm not sure I should ruin the joke but this is what happens when your identity gets stolen and is roped into a ponzi scheme where GDP is inflated by just providing empty services back and forth in a paper economy. Doubly depressing is that you as your own boss through the government you vote into power pretty much do exactly that, there's just no identity theft.

    • @qwellen7521
      @qwellen7521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It’s called 2020

    • @janehowlett5158
      @janehowlett5158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yass such good very content

    • @emmanuelweber4509
      @emmanuelweber4509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Read Mark Fischer’s Capitalist Realism

  • @YukiIjuin
    @YukiIjuin ปีที่แล้ว +227

    It took me 2 years to realize that not only is this on some level a horror experience, it's also a time/causality paradox. He "became his own boss" only that it was literal.

    • @AdamShepard
      @AdamShepard 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      oh yeah

    • @Dr_Mortis_SCP
      @Dr_Mortis_SCP หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It’s also a pretty effective modernisation of The Portrait of Dorian Grey

  • @frodowaggins6647
    @frodowaggins6647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    The scariest thing is that, in this economic climate, I would join Dorien Smiles in a heartbeat

    • @Tarro57
      @Tarro57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Do it, join us! You, too, can be making 10-20 thousand dollars a month for just a few hours of work a day!
      3 years ago, I was living in my parents house, but now, I own a condo in upstate New York. Why New York? Well, I believe that, after I contacted my bank and got some info, Dorien Smiles lives just a couple miles away from me, and I'm so excited to meet with him! I have so many questions to ask him, i just hope he doesn't think I'm a creep, or get bothered by me, or not return my calls, or keep avoiding contact with me, or find out I know where he lives, or keep his doors locked, or isn't too hard to track down!
      After I started working with Dorien Smiles, I became my own boss, and you can too!

    • @mayanightstar
      @mayanightstar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I earn up to $20k a month while working from home, making my own hours, and being my own boss... and you can, too!

    • @AdaptiveReasoning
      @AdaptiveReasoning 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just don't ask questions and you'll be fine. Probably.

  • @mxsdrago
    @mxsdrago 4 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    brian really just heard the phrase "i'm my own boss" and just went "hey wait a second" and made us agree with him

  • @fortyforty-seven1061
    @fortyforty-seven1061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2129

    i watched this at 2am thinking this was just going to be some funny skit..
    _boy was i wrong_

    • @pedrobernardo5887
      @pedrobernardo5887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      OMG... same here.

    • @nevreiha
      @nevreiha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ha 4am

    • @Mathewrath
      @Mathewrath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Its 2pm and i'm scared the shit out of. I feel for you, blob

    • @firemanloiroxd
      @firemanloiroxd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @IshiiThiPanda
      @IshiiThiPanda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      welp looks like this is a video for later then :D

  • @E_FoxSnowspirit
    @E_FoxSnowspirit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    How I got from there * points to semi-decent looking apartment complex * to where I'm standing right now * pans to cemetery *

  • @000Artemis
    @000Artemis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    Not gonna lie, I would sign an eldritch-paradoxiacal-soul stealing pact for 20k a month. I'm a milenial after all, shit's whack yo

    • @EmissaryofWind
      @EmissaryofWind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      At this point I'm fully down to get spirited away by the fae

    • @naturalevo180
      @naturalevo180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Make a charisma saving throw

    • @typoriver3651
      @typoriver3651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Seeing as I already looked up the legality of selling my own kidney, then after realizing it was illegal, moving onto selling my own hair; Yeah I feel this comment.

    • @jonathancottrill9729
      @jonathancottrill9729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I got so desperate that I actually watched one of the be your own boss instance success ads all the way through. Now I pay for it everyday because google doesn't think I'm interested in anything else.
      I just want to earn 10-20k a month and be my own boss
      Please
      Please

    • @valalava1
      @valalava1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Right? I was disappointed there was no info on how to contact mr dorian at the end

  • @TheTrueThomaster
    @TheTrueThomaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    I've never before asked myself "What if an MLM was a cult run by an Eldritch horror" and after watching this, I can't stop asking it. So, thanks BDG

    • @alexp6013
      @alexp6013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The similarities are uncanny, are they not?

    • @DimT670
      @DimT670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean if you play world of darkness, this exact thing exists word by word

  • @Iamjustherek
    @Iamjustherek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1471

    Me: *confused*
    BDG: - I could afford not only one but two mandolins -
    Me: Aw, I see. He needed to write off the Mandolins.

    • @hoodiesticks
      @hoodiesticks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Gus Johnson has taught him well.

    • @eddiemate
      @eddiemate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      First the hurdy gurdy, now the mandolins. He must be stopped.

    • @kuiperchaos121
      @kuiperchaos121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@eddiemate no, he MUSTN'T be stopped

    • @ToolNumber19
      @ToolNumber19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *cannot be stopped

    • @MylesMarrero
      @MylesMarrero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What piece of folk instrumentation will this maniac purchase next

  • @theuncannydag
    @theuncannydag 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I can't believe how long it took me to notice that Brian's shadow moves independently from Brian at 3:15-3:18

  • @jazwhoaskedforthis
    @jazwhoaskedforthis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1391

    Dude, in this economy this wouldn't even be the worst job offer I've had.

    • @aknopf8173
      @aknopf8173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Why don't you join me?

    • @alphajackal6648
      @alphajackal6648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You get job offers?

    • @bewbieslala
      @bewbieslala 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The real horror is thinking how much you want this job

    • @tarot3078
      @tarot3078 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck it, I would honestly take the job. I would just stop going in the woods.

  • @agamenmmon7210
    @agamenmmon7210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    Literally the best horror comedy and it's only like 6 minutes long

  • @senapi_Meli
    @senapi_Meli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2349

    0:23 I love how he says: "The way I went from there, to where I am standing now..."
    AND HE IS STANDING BESIDE A GRAVEYARD

    • @felipeakira5621
      @felipeakira5621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +499

      And at 3:05 as dorian watches there's a glitch and he says "three years ago, I was living in that apartment" while pointing at the graveyard

    • @INNERLMNT
      @INNERLMNT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@felipeakira5621 The details show with every rewatch, it's absolutely wild

    • @teuast
      @teuast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@felipeakira5621 it took me so long to notice that but holy shit it's so good

    • @halloweenian8960
      @halloweenian8960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Holy shit ur right

    • @davejacob5208
      @davejacob5208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i was so expecting him to say how he just went down the stars and over the street. like, its right over there.

  • @aceunavailable9141
    @aceunavailable9141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    If you go frame by frame at 5:22 (using comma and period), when BDG responds to Dorian uncovering his mouth, you can see that he no longer has a mouth. Beyond that, the glitch is reminiscent of someone wiping away or erasing something (like on a whiteboard), symbolizing how Dorian has replaced BDG.

    • @bambi3845
      @bambi3845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Not only this, the channel logo in the bottom left corner that links to the channel page is there throughout the entire video. Until he says "why don't you join me?" at which point "BDG" disappears. Is this intentional? Probably not? I think that this is just a thing that happens, but intentional or not it's brilliant.

  • @SunflowerAiko
    @SunflowerAiko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6208

    bdg once again reminding me that the line between comedy and horror is RAZOR thin

    • @l337dta
      @l337dta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@hexagod1313 it took a year to get yours, and only two more days to get mine. we'll see. we'll see. very true though, got another like from me.

    • @dismountman3932
      @dismountman3932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i will narrow the gap just ever so slightly

    • @duck966
      @duck966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@hexagod1313 because they were their own boss.

    • @s3lf1shsyan1d3
      @s3lf1shsyan1d3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@duck966 Here’s how to get 100 LIKES every week by being your OWN BOSS!!

    • @duckduck7790
      @duckduck7790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@duck966 B-brother?

  • @atale7265
    @atale7265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1121

    The most confused I ever been. Jesus Christ I don’t want 20k a month anymore let me out

    • @TR3YFIVE
      @TR3YFIVE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LEETTTT MMMEEEE OOOUUUTTT

    • @spiderbaby3509
      @spiderbaby3509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cuu

    • @friendbeezo3485
      @friendbeezo3485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i'll take it :)

    • @Zoochiini
      @Zoochiini 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is too late

    • @spinaltap526
      @spinaltap526 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How are you gonna pay for that Subaru Impreza though?

  • @ethanwilliams4352
    @ethanwilliams4352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3276

    This video is the only thing under the "In Media" section on Center, Nebraska's Wikipedia page

    • @anna-fleurfarnsworth104
      @anna-fleurfarnsworth104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

      that's so legitimately funny because it's true

    • @gormauslander
      @gormauslander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      That's not at all terrifying

    • @davidcarlson1204
      @davidcarlson1204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +609

      There was also a blizzard in 1888 that killed 235 people in Nebraska, specifically on January 12. Now go check the dates on the two spreadsheets at 0:48.

    • @adamwise1111
      @adamwise1111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      ​@@davidcarlson1204 BRIAN WHAT DOES IT MEAN

    • @SMuJ17
      @SMuJ17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@davidcarlson1204 That's actually... wow

  • @samuelvilz
    @samuelvilz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Pro tip for managing all the one-frame-shots Brian put into this: Pause the video and use , and . (comma and fullstop) keys to navigate single frames

  • @joelhaggis5054
    @joelhaggis5054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1321

    *Tape Recorder Noise*
    "Statement of Brian Gilbert, regarding his own income."

    • @LiviCantDraw
      @LiviCantDraw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      "Statement ends. I sent Martin to investigate the existence of the so-called "Dorian Smiles," and given that he found no record of a place called Nebraska ever existing, I find it unlikely that Mr. Gilbert's statement occurred at all. I hate my job."

    • @agjakku
      @agjakku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@LiviCantDraw Oh boy, you're giving me some flashbacks right now

    • @flyabuv
      @flyabuv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Omg yes came here to make that comparison

    • @ozaninal5296
      @ozaninal5296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This comment is absolutely brilliant

    • @jasonwinstance6614
      @jasonwinstance6614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Yeah Magnus Archives could cover a lot of his videos and I wouldn't blink probably. Like the Jorts episode

  • @Graysyncrasy
    @Graysyncrasy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1678

    me: eyeing bdg's two mandolins
    bdg: "not one, but two mandolins"
    so creepy... how did he know

    • @legueu
      @legueu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

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    • @EmeraldLavigne
      @EmeraldLavigne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah, I literally was in my head like "Hey, a mandolin - i love the way those sound! Wait, be that's also a mandolin too, isn't it?"
      Then he said it & I was like "This dude knows what's up."

    • @EmDiuenAlbert-Albert
      @EmDiuenAlbert-Albert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I felt the same way. I was like "wow man, he has two mandolins" and then he said it

    • @governor_explosion
      @governor_explosion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I kept expecting him to grab one off the wall and start playing “Losing My Religion,” until I realized he was green screened in.
      I also really want BDG to co write a surreal horror movie with Neil C. now.

    • @RoseFloofer
      @RoseFloofer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gray what are you doing here omg

  • @saronsterstudios5646
    @saronsterstudios5646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6474

    This genre of "seemingly innocuous video turns into psychological horror film, in which the terror of the unreal is seeping in from the cracks in this guy's mind rather than the gore or jumpscare culture of modern horror" is what I'm really living for. To this day I will never forget that jorts video!! Thank you brian I fear you!!!

    • @ziggybee9494
      @ziggybee9494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Supes random but have you seen the Onion series Sex House cuz it rly captures that vibe.

    • @giordanovannoni5636
      @giordanovannoni5636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Does anyone of you guys know other films or TV series with this kind of vibe?

    • @bl6973
      @bl6973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      **Laughs in scared but not wanting a hug**

    • @katac7286
      @katac7286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      i think of the jorts SO often. glad to see brian is still trying to one-up the nightmares he gives me

    • @ziggybee9494
      @ziggybee9494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@bl6973ah yes, don’t hug me I’m scared

  • @Just_Snowy
    @Just_Snowy ปีที่แล้ว +27

    So he earns $20k a month, that's $666.6 a day! Assuming he works every day. Which he does.

  • @rachelb4339
    @rachelb4339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3510

    Sorry but why is no one talking about Brian’s incredible taste in nail polish color. They SHINE in the woods.

    • @CJ-iz3mp
      @CJ-iz3mp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      he never misses with his nails

    • @jacksim5759
      @jacksim5759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      yeah, even his boss Dorian Smiles took some cues on Brian's nail polish. I mean Brian took cues on Brian's nail polish. Cus he became his own boss

    • @forevermarked5826
      @forevermarked5826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is he gay?

    • @Owen.Fallon
      @Owen.Fallon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@forevermarked5826 ? No, he has a girlfriend iirc

    • @dionyzus2909
      @dionyzus2909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tynj4173 you too

  • @CryptoNWO
    @CryptoNWO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2249

    bro that face at the end has burned into my memory... i have never felt so uncomfortable

    • @SuperLemun
      @SuperLemun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/zuR8IXBGPB0/w-d-xo.html

    • @Bpusineri
      @Bpusineri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I feel like that smile in the twitch brian scale is somehow an intimate mix of 3 and 8

    • @ACoG413
      @ACoG413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dear god I'm glad someone else was as freaked out by that face as I was. I thought I was over-reacting for a little while

    • @rodentia1474
      @rodentia1474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Both that face, and when his double does that creepy peek a boo thing

    • @kekedarius
      @kekedarius 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      you mean pepcorn?

  • @johnbod
    @johnbod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2937

    2:41 - "..since I since he sent over the spreadsheet.."
    He did such a fantastic job of writing the script for this, and his acting is so subtle that I didn't even notice it even though I've watched this like 5 times.

    • @3thanguy7
      @3thanguy7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      holy shit

    • @IskandarTheWack
      @IskandarTheWack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I mean us theatre kids are known to act.

    • @tomturtl
      @tomturtl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Acting?

    • @beniboy2274
      @beniboy2274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      There's no acting in this. It's all real. I would know

    • @IskandarTheWack
      @IskandarTheWack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@beniboy2274 Are you shit-posting?

  • @clanofclams2720
    @clanofclams2720 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    3:07 "Three years ago I was living in that apartment, right there" HE'S AT A CEMETERY

  • @weest
    @weest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2725

    Another wayward soul promoting a dead end pyramid scheme...

    • @hypercake9360
      @hypercake9360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hello there

    • @theimmux3034
      @theimmux3034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hewwo 😳👉👈

    • @scezumin
      @scezumin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh, it's not dead. And it will NEVER end.

    • @icreativity5159
      @icreativity5159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      More like a circle scheme

    • @Perdix458
      @Perdix458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This comment is actually genius I love it.

  • @coram7018
    @coram7018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    This feels like simultaneously the most normal and also the most absolutely wild brian we've seen

    • @GeeGe.
      @GeeGe. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      you say that like there's a brianverse I should be aware of

    • @Cheesemongle
      @Cheesemongle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      welp, now the brianverse exists

    • @rowanprice3291
      @rowanprice3291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      unhinged normalcore

    • @brma3124
      @brma3124 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But that's not even the wildest part!

  • @CrispyGFX
    @CrispyGFX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    Unsettling on a deeply visceral level.

    • @oakey8195
      @oakey8195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      spreadsheet horror

    • @DanielGalimidi
      @DanielGalimidi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Extremely unsettling, who even lives in Nebraska!?

    • @legueu
      @legueu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @kezkriune
    @kezkriune ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I accidentally clicked on another video without noticing, and the top comment on the other video was “My teacher played this in class. I’m serious. He’s my favorite teacher now.”
    I thought a business teacher showed this in a class, and that somehow made them someone’s favorite teacher.

  • @lilab151
    @lilab151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    this is genuinely the scariest thing i've seen in a good while??? i don't really scare by horror games or stories which have been around a lot this month, so why am i so terrified by a bdg video?? his smile was so comforting before and now it has been distorted into a warning rather than an expression. brian david gilbert is going to kill me

    • @WinterGray8888
      @WinterGray8888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s called “good horror” I think you’d like it, it’s pretty obscure tho

    • @pineapplefrostyfruits9225
      @pineapplefrostyfruits9225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Its Jorts, but Dorian Grey-ified

    • @vianerdss
      @vianerdss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Big magnus archives vibes

    • @cyber_dildonics
      @cyber_dildonics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right? The woodland doppleganger gave me chills, nervous laughter the works.. good on you, BDG. ::shudder::

  • @RonaldFinger
    @RonaldFinger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2968

    I really liked the part of the video where you worked from home

    • @chroamathebrute
      @chroamathebrute 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I see you've got good tastes in Cars and TH-camrs Mr.Finger

    • @Solbady
      @Solbady 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did ya join him, boss man?

    • @oobnoname5294
      @oobnoname5294 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I preferred the 2 hours a day

    • @TimCervenka
      @TimCervenka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And you can too

    • @ryanlee619
      @ryanlee619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      timestamp? i didnt catch it

  • @ClashBLizzy
    @ClashBLizzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    okay but may we please talk about how instead of using generic "ooky spooky static glitch effect" he's actually going with proper video/audio distortion stuff? like i've heard that kinda audio while im editing sometimes, or if your video footage's messed up you get that overlay-type effect. thank you brain for this good, accurate, Highly concerning food

    • @lynxaway
      @lynxaway 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yes!! I wondered several times if it was the video doing that or if my internet was just bad....

    • @melodyrivas2777
      @melodyrivas2777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      For real though, I was so immersed in the video I thought it had corrupted my phone or something for a second.

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    • @OhNoBohNo
      @OhNoBohNo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      get Night Mind on the horn, we have a solid spooky!

  • @RealRedRabbit
    @RealRedRabbit ปีที่แล้ว +42

    It's the subtle shit in this video. Like how after the glitch at 0:25, he turns around, and you can see that he's standing below ground level of a cemetery that's behind him in the background. Or how at 3:15 when he stops turning in his chair, the shadow of him in the dimly lit room keeps turning.

    • @duzehalo
      @duzehalo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Hey, that's a good catch, I've seen it multiple times, shared with many people and only after your comment I've noticed the cemetery!

  • @andreshughes7624
    @andreshughes7624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    I'm literally currently trying to get approved for a house in Nebraska, on Center Road in Omaha. . . Who knew that I could do that for just a few hours a week by being my own boss?

    • @DimT670
      @DimT670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@brianmahoney4156 well at least you have actual things to do and amenities

    • @MajesticSkywhale
      @MajesticSkywhale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@DimT670 whats wrong with raising sheep and filling all your other time with hobbies and reading

    • @noaag
      @noaag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@brianmahoney4156 wow, a phobia of the dreaded city folk! I thought we stopped doing that like last century? I live rural too and it would be cringey for someone to say I step in cow shit, because it doesn't actually make sense and it's not clever either. You sound bitter, did someone call you an idiot for moving to the country? It's not all about the money you know. I like being closer to nature. But I miss people. Humans are social animals after all, doesn't mean they're stepping in each others shit - you nasty.

    • @ayushmishra7172
      @ayushmishra7172 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your profile makes me. Remember Toby fox

    • @Mooroo14
      @Mooroo14 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oof. That's a busy road to live on...

  • @jozzydan66
    @jozzydan66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +799

    so um, I'm in the middle of an ice storm rn and when the video cut to black the fucking power in my house flickered. Almost shit my pants had to go down stairs and hang out with my dad while he made a fire for a bit.

    • @garrettdowns9369
      @garrettdowns9369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Well what happened next? Did it get you? :)

    • @harambe_andy5134
      @harambe_andy5134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Too busy spending the 20K they made last month

    • @jozzydan66
      @jozzydan66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@raine-time I did

  • @triweeklyasp
    @triweeklyasp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    One thing I haven't noticed in the comments is that throughout the video, Brian's sleeves are rolled up. Dorian's sleeves are not. The shot at the end has 'Brian' without his sleeves rolled up, which provides even more evidence that Brian was replaced.

  • @gregorycarmichael6907
    @gregorycarmichael6907 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Unironically these spreadsheets would be great for generating random encryption codes. Having several people randomly moving symbols around (though probably alphanumeric) while whatever is generating the encryption codes picking psuedo random cells to generate from would be literally impossible to reverse engineer.

  • @macularius
    @macularius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    Plot twist, Brian is still in the woods from the Kirby video, everything since has just been increasingly-vivid hallucinations

    • @james-robertc.f.9942
      @james-robertc.f.9942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      We've been living with Dorian since the Kirby video, only now does Brian return home after figuring out Kirby to be lured back the forest, and... made so he'll never be in Dorian's way again

    • @james-robertc.f.9942
      @james-robertc.f.9942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or perhaps Dorian was the normal one working on videos, and Brian has gone made with thoughts of Kirby, and has slain Dorian to gain his new heightened fame so he can finally let the madness inside Polygon

    • @allthecatpunsweretaken9117
      @allthecatpunsweretaken9117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I want to like this comment but it's already at 69 likes and I don't want to upset that delicate balance

    • @emmaparadis8342
      @emmaparadis8342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      plot twist we are all in Brians hallucination that has been happening since the Kirby video.

    • @DanielGalimidi
      @DanielGalimidi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      First David Brian Gilbert, now Dorian Smiles, just how many doppelgangers and alter egos does he have?

  • @lordshardik
    @lordshardik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    When my twin and I made videos,
    Here's the basic gist:
    I would edit in Premiere
    And he would not exist.

    • @daisysmart8874
      @daisysmart8874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      UNDERRATED COMMENT

    • @Infinite_Archive
      @Infinite_Archive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Betcha didn't see that coming
      I'm a movie magic pro
      So expect the unexpected and
      Welcome to the show!

    • @Schpwuette
      @Schpwuette 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OH SHIT

    • @rhodosu7937
      @rhodosu7937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WAIT

  • @HirschfeldWillamette
    @HirschfeldWillamette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6512

    I would legitimately love a horror movie like this, fucking incredible.

    • @monkeytutu12
      @monkeytutu12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      It’s a podcast, but listen to The Dark Pool.

    • @sabinekine2737
      @sabinekine2737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      This is not "Cosmic Horror".

    • @monkeytutu12
      @monkeytutu12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@sabinekine2737 it’s The Dark Pool

    • @theUnicornOfPower
      @theUnicornOfPower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I'm getting hints of "The Twilight Zone" vibe.

    • @tragediansdemise5033
      @tragediansdemise5033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@monkeytutu12 interesting, never heard of that one.
      Might be a bit more mainstream, but I got huge The Magnus Archives-Vibes from this

  • @leahkaye3119
    @leahkaye3119 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Wish there was more analysis on the possible Dorian Gray link, particularly with the idea of Dorian Smiles transferring his soul into Brian, and the 1888 blizzard being the year before Oscar Wilde started writing The Picture of Dorian Gray. Absolutely class video

  • @punkitt
    @punkitt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    Every time Brian tackles horror he does it extraordinarily well. I initially thought that he kept glitched footage from the small cracks at the beginning but it all became clear a third in. Just fantastic stuff as always

  • @KevinTurner-aka-keturn
    @KevinTurner-aka-keturn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    He's making the international hand gesture for "please wear a mask if you're going to walk in to my home in the woods."

    • @harrymansfield6189
      @harrymansfield6189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I mean like cmon dude if a demon is gonna possess you and take over your body the least it can do is be courteous to your body by wearing a mask

  • @frimi8593
    @frimi8593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2311

    These videos are horror done right. There’s this constant feeling of uneasiness and the viewer sort of knows what’s going on but enough that they feel like they know absolutely nothing with all the questions they have. Also the fact that there’s comedy mixed into it as it transitions from comedic to horror as the video goes on like sitting in slowly boiling water and easing into it. I hope I don’t come off as some sort of writing elitist or something like that, I am just honestly praising the amazing work done here

    • @ACoG413
      @ACoG413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Not to mention we've all come to now and love BDG (and Karen) for the funny light hearted content they've brought us. It completely slipped my mind it was October and that it's spooky season my brain just say "oh shit new BDG channel vid. time for laughs"

    • @SpencerDub
      @SpencerDub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Comedy and horror writing are often really related, because both require a keen understanding of audience expectations, the tension-and-release cycle, and pacing. It doesn't surprise me at all that BDG's got a lock on both.

    • @barostakuk1058
      @barostakuk1058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well put, can't agree more. This is some next level stuff.

    • @jimchabai3163
      @jimchabai3163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it could be a film

    • @frimi8593
      @frimi8593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jimchabai3163 I would disagree there. This video would not function well in the form of a full movie

  • @noahdavies4431
    @noahdavies4431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "He does not copy his enemies. He assimilates and replaces them."
    Dorian Smiles is Kirby!

    • @spencer1837
      @spencer1837 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or the monster from The Thing.

  • @moonchild-ug5xr
    @moonchild-ug5xr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    brian has finally remembered what a laptop is and in the process gained too much power for the mortal plane to handle

  • @jecaosorio736
    @jecaosorio736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2249

    Watched a ton of "horror" crap in this crappy website but this made me literally say "WHAT THE FUCK" out loud for the first time. Great writing, no jumpscares. Just pure "what the FUCK"-ness. 10/10

    • @rowboat10
      @rowboat10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      at what part did you say it

    • @jecaosorio736
      @jecaosorio736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@rowboat10 5:20 lmao

    • @rowboat10
      @rowboat10 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jecaosorio736 when

    • @General12th
      @General12th 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "this crappy website"? Do you mean all of TH-cam as a whole? That's casting an awfully wide dragnet.
      It's like saying you watched a ton of "horror" crap in the entire film genre, or you've eaten a ton of "sandwich" crap in the entire culinary industry. It's just an odd way to phrase it.

    • @numberonesnarkfan
      @numberonesnarkfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      surreal horror is my favourite too. It's easy to find good stuff like this just by putting "surreal horror" into the search bar and clicking on the playlists that come up.

  • @toadstoolsiscool6060
    @toadstoolsiscool6060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2521

    Observations:
    Leaky windows
    He point the camera to a graveyard when talking about living in “that apartment”
    3:16 watch the shadow
    Brian gets paid on the 15th of the month, and Dorian’s house was condemned in the 1888 Nebraskan blizzard. January 15th 1888 was the date of the “schoolhouse blizzard”
    4:23 Dorian doesn’t start convulsing until Brian approaches close enough
    That’s not Brian at the very end is it? That’s Dorian. Look at what he’s wearing and what Dorian was wearing.
    Dorian begins to smile at us the same way he smiled at Brian when he took his place while the words “why don’t you join me” echo in our minds. It’s too late. We can make $20,000 a monthly working only a couple hours a day, making our own hours and being our own boss!

    • @mmichx
      @mmichx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Wasnt it January 12th? Like on the spreadsheets?

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      @legueu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

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    • @mahoganytree5491
      @mahoganytree5491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      The date of the schoolhouse blizzard was 12th January 1888 which is the date in the name of the spreadsheet that Brian is using

    • @archibaldholmer9920
      @archibaldholmer9920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I thought i was going mad when i saw the shadows move, this gives me some DDLC vibes

    • @maximusthedude8305
      @maximusthedude8305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Is it just my mind playing tricks on me or does Brian’s face look like it legitimately belongs to a different person in the last scene. I swear it’s giving me uncanny valley vibes

  • @sidasterdisaster
    @sidasterdisaster ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The way it pans from his “old apartment” to the graveyard behind him is great.

  • @MuteSpectre
    @MuteSpectre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    The phrase "I'm my own boss" has never been so terrifying

    • @Monkeyshaman
      @Monkeyshaman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And that's not even the wildest part.

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  • @FirstnameLastname-he1ov
    @FirstnameLastname-he1ov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3348

    There's already a ton of speculation that's way more smart and complete than anything I can come up with, but I'd just like to point out that Brian spends the whole video with his sleeves either pushed up or short, and Dorian has his sleeves fully out. The person in the last scene has long sleeves.

    • @taakotuesdays
      @taakotuesdays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      Brian is dead and has been replaced by dorian

    • @YBthree
      @YBthree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Brian is legit so good with details like these

    • @FirstnameLastname-he1ov
      @FirstnameLastname-he1ov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@YBthree I know right? He comes up with so many tiny details that I'd never even think of that are super easy to miss but add so much. It's impressive, honestly.

    • @enamelpin628
      @enamelpin628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      To add to this, Dorian is a name first used by Oscar Wilde in a story about a man whose portrait ages whilst he stays young

    • @ViridianGames
      @ViridianGames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "How's Annie? How's Annie? How's Annie?"

  • @BlackieSootfur
    @BlackieSootfur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2384

    the brian archives

    • @auds7938
      @auds7938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      i do hope he knows there’s been multiple tma memes made featuring him

    • @satsfallingdown
      @satsfallingdown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Statement of Brian David Gilbert regarding an unusual job he took from one "Mr. Dorian Smiles". Statement given October 24th, 2020. Statement begins-

    • @reg1446
      @reg1446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      sergey ushanka...2!

    • @icingburns99
      @icingburns99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I can't decide if this is spiral-aligned or stranger-aligned. Probably spiral.

    • @satsfallingdown
      @satsfallingdown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@icingburns99 Dorian is absolutely an avatar of the stranger, but the job gives BIG spiral energy

  • @JoraAustin
    @JoraAustin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    this floored me. fantastic production start to finish! my only complaint is that it never says where i can go to join you, and I’d really like to learn more about being my own boss. I’ve read Call of Cthulhu, I’m very good with spreadsheets and, for $20,000 a month, I can mind my own business