DSP Broken in Tears of Salt After His Record Went Negative, Unspoken Amounts of Excuses (SF6 Salt)

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ธ.ค. 2024

ความคิดเห็น • 690

  • @Seebeejeebees
    @Seebeejeebees ปีที่แล้ว +398

    I don't even use salt when I cook anymore, I just watch these videos lol

    • @DSPTriesItMemology101
      @DSPTriesItMemology101  ปีที่แล้ว +72

      ack ack ack

    • @BlastingBigLoads2
      @BlastingBigLoads2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      SNORT

    • @paulettebarton7257
      @paulettebarton7257 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Be careful with it. Phil has cooties 🐜🐛

    • @fzndn-xvii
      @fzndn-xvii ปีที่แล้ว +7

      💀

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want to draw attention to the start of this video. Whenever Philly is sitting on 800-1000 members and he has that guaranteed fat stack paycheck coming in he's CONSTANTLY all like TIPS I NEED TIPS I MUST HAVE TIPS TIPS DOODS TIP REE TIPS ARE MY BUSINESS LIQUIDITY TIPS FOR MUH BILLS SNORT but the literal 'moment' his artificial boosted memberships from a whale drop again he's immediately FORGET TIPS DOODS MEMBERSHIPS I MUST HAVE MEMBERSHIPS DOODS GIFT MEMBERSHIPS etc etc etc
      He's so transparent.

  • @BrockShake
    @BrockShake ปีที่แล้ว +287

    “Did he outplay me?” Yes. He won.

    • @torchlight1785
      @torchlight1785 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      This coming from the guy who will claim a "jab jab jab level 3 super" is "outplaying" them.
      He legit said "thinking Gief vs Flowchart Ken" yet he still lost.

    • @BrockShake
      @BrockShake ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@torchlight1785 I laughed my ass off when he said that. It says a lot about Phil that he thinks he's putting all this mental acuity into the game and no one that beats him is doing the same.

    • @TheLaurelCrown
      @TheLaurelCrown ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@torchlight1785 "thinking Gief" yet use the Lv.2 super standalone and never in a combo

    • @Amer1can1nfidel
      @Amer1can1nfidel ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He didn't earn it ...

    • @wile123456
      @wile123456 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@Amer1can1nfideltrue winning against DSP is a free win with how terrible he is.

  • @DSPTriesItMemology101
    @DSPTriesItMemology101  ปีที่แล้ว +197

    He recently said that detractors make short videos because he "wins a lot", take a 30 minute video of pure salt pigberto ack ack ack 🐷

    • @crazyworld54321
      @crazyworld54321 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      extra sodium

    • @SilentWeaponslII
      @SilentWeaponslII ปีที่แล้ว +33

      But Phil doesnt watch detractor kahntent...

    • @johns1625
      @johns1625 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Is anyone tracking his win/lose ratio? I know Snort Hogan is tracking losses but I'd like to know how bad he's actually doing 😂

    • @dioc60
      @dioc60 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      All I can taste is the saltiness

    • @batboy555
      @batboy555 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol he wanted the smoke.

  • @TruthOfPisces
    @TruthOfPisces ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Master Rank in excuses.

    • @RequiemOfSolo
      @RequiemOfSolo ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Not even. He's bronze there too. He's been using the same 3-4 excuses for decades. "Laggy online pattern" "I couldn't blahhck" "I didn't do anything"
      His excuse game is almost more predictable than his trash gameplay

    • @destro5311
      @destro5311 ปีที่แล้ว

      10th prestige in L’s havin ass

    • @ickyfist
      @ickyfist ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nah his excuses are terrible, he just makes a ton of them. Deejay jumps over him to put himself in the corner and DSP's like "Omg nothing I can do about that!" Like he can't just block on wake up and then be at an advantage because the Deejay put himself in the corner...

    • @spitfireohone
      @spitfireohone ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RequiemOfSoloI don't know. This is the first time I ever heard him claim another player is cheating because the game lagged for a view seconds.

    • @JerryD9000
      @JerryD9000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My Favorite in this video.
      "You didn't outplay me, you just kept doing this crossssover...........dude you didn't outplay me, you just did the SAME thing 17 times, and I don't know how to get around that one thing....."
      Good job Phil.

  • @zanleer56
    @zanleer56 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    "you didn't outplay me you just did the same thing and i don't know how to get around it" .... sir that is literally the definition of being outplayed

    • @amyford2971
      @amyford2971 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Exactly what I was thinking. They know you can’t get round that move so they kept doing it. Easy win for them.

    • @chandlerh2408
      @chandlerh2408 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      “You only won because I lost”

    • @wile123456
      @wile123456 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude is like a 12 year old in a 40 year old body

  • @ichigio
    @ichigio ปีที่แล้ว +195

    I love that the Luke's name was Anline Khambos. Fuckin gold.

    • @bobobandy9382
      @bobobandy9382 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      A beautiful thing.

    • @alanrcastro8580
      @alanrcastro8580 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I also love the fake LowTierGod Manon playing modern controls and beating Mr 4th Place at Evo

    • @mottom2657
      @mottom2657 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alanrcastro8580 What's the handle name of the real LTG?

    • @SinisterChud
      @SinisterChud ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@mottom2657 I don't know if anyone knows, he's so mentally touched he plays with hidden names.

    • @andsumtimes_y
      @andsumtimes_y ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Idk how phill is able to make his laugh sound so painful, take a cough drop or something man, damn.

  • @TriangleChoke831
    @TriangleChoke831 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    "You didn't outplay me!"
    Bro... life has outplayed you.
    Horribly outplayed you.
    You shouldn't be worried about a video game, Phillip.

    • @HeroineWaifuKefla
      @HeroineWaifuKefla ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Former pro fighting game player my tail he never was one in the past he’s a faud

    • @Gentou76
      @Gentou76 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The only thing allowed to screw Phil is life.

    • @butteredtoast3032
      @butteredtoast3032 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Imagine everytime you have a problem irl you just think "there is nothing i can do" and complain

    • @UNIRockLIVE
      @UNIRockLIVE ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯

    • @UNIRockLIVE
      @UNIRockLIVE ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@butteredtoast3032"i did everything correct"

  • @mefipulate
    @mefipulate ปีที่แล้ว +155

    1) phil had no options
    2) everything is safe
    3) phil did nothing wrong
    4) phil did everything correct

    • @Abedeuss
      @Abedeuss ปีที่แล้ว +20

      5) game drops inputs
      6) game doesn't let him do shit

    • @DarkGraid
      @DarkGraid ปีที่แล้ว +15

      7) [insert character here] moves beats everything phil does
      8) Ken is easy mode

    • @bobafettna2074
      @bobafettna2074 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      9) dropped all his moos
      10) wasn't outplayed, they just got lucky every time

    • @bazzfromthebackground3696
      @bazzfromthebackground3696 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      11) They're just mashing

    • @aaron8977
      @aaron8977 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don’t forget 5) they always mash the perfect button to counter him

  • @visidenvisidane1155
    @visidenvisidane1155 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    “Ken is easy mode”
    So let’s see you hop on Ken and get a dominating win streak, Phil.

    • @8bitflea
      @8bitflea ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is what I was thinking. He’ll still get cooked using ken because you have to learn to play him like any other character.

    • @LeeONardo
      @LeeONardo ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Already happened with Ryu, Ken would be even more hilarious.

    • @5milemacc737
      @5milemacc737 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hah he never will, it would expose his lies lol.

  • @mrjdpeeps
    @mrjdpeeps ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I'm surprised the stick he is using isn't completed destroyed the way he slams the button constantly after every match.

    • @TenshiPog
      @TenshiPog ปีที่แล้ว +32

      With those hooves mashing constantly, I'm sure it's on its last legs before a button pops off or the joystick loosens.

    • @sortedevaras
      @sortedevaras ปีที่แล้ว +29

      His noodle arms don't have the muscle to break the stick.

    • @MisterSchitt
      @MisterSchitt ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He'll still guilt trip the chairs into "funding" a new fight stick. Guy has zero shame. Tard rages and then blames others for why his stuff doesn't work.

    • @BroneOppa
      @BroneOppa ปีที่แล้ว +5

      These sticks are well made, Ive been salt slapping my buttons since 2009, the wire on the otherhand is starting to wear out

    • @ThirdXavier
      @ThirdXavier ปีที่แล้ว

      High quality sticks are made with arcade quality parts that were built to last being smashed on by kids all day every day for years. It is incredibly hard to break a decent arcade stick.

  • @NaoGaiz
    @NaoGaiz ปีที่แล้ว +83

    okay i freaking lost it when he said Ryu was "easy mode" 🤣.

    • @umbralecs
      @umbralecs ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Every character is easy mode until he uses them. Then Capcom patches the character but only on Phil's console.

  • @SnowDayJ
    @SnowDayJ ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I feel so bad for Zangief. He doesn't deserve this

    • @anthony6929
      @anthony6929 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought the same about poor Blanka

  • @naterivers6107
    @naterivers6107 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    4:10 Okay, here's a free tip. Zangief's drive impact doesn't magically triple in range because you're fighting Dhalsim, nor will it when you mash it out.

    • @stopcryingalready
      @stopcryingalready ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Looks like he was trying to armor through the projectile instead of parrying into drive rush tbh

    • @muffinconsumer4431
      @muffinconsumer4431 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe it should let’s get capcom on this

  • @gooseherdez336
    @gooseherdez336 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    "You didn't outplay me you just kept crossing over and I couldn't stop it" That sounds like you really got outplayed
    Edit: all that salt from the Modern Manon was delicious.

  • @XxWolfcastlexX
    @XxWolfcastlexX ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I love that DSP’s go to excuse it “they’re doing safe stuff from mid screen”
    Every single one of these montages, he’s literally mad that the other players know how to poke and play neutral correctly lmfao

  • @konnen7354
    @konnen7354 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Not even 10 seconds in and he's already begging.

  • @kevinwashington90210
    @kevinwashington90210 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    “The game would not allow me to react!” You hear that people? His reaction speed is too fast for even the game to keep up

    • @thatONEmachine
      @thatONEmachine ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just like how he said a great connection makes his moves not register but constantly whines about bad connections.

  • @riven4121
    @riven4121 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "I couldn't fucking block"
    Who wants to bet he wasn't even holding block and was holding forward lol

    • @ProfessorxVile
      @ProfessorxVile ปีที่แล้ว +10

      According to the video I saw of him with inputs turned on, he *does* hold block... but then cancels it by mashing attack buttons at the same time.

    • @Abedeuss
      @Abedeuss ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He usually fucks up by MOVING FORWARD at the moment someone does an attack, or he tries to mash a button.

    • @wile123456
      @wile123456 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@ProfessorxViledude was a pro player yet button mashes like a noob

  • @IAmPez
    @IAmPez ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "You didn't outbox me, I just couldn't dodge your punches or hit you. So I'm still technically the better boxer"

    • @evilweevle
      @evilweevle ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "I am bleeding, making me the victor" 😂

  • @TheBigN123
    @TheBigN123 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Former pro fighting game player getting double perfected in Plat. Gotta love it.

    • @nunyabusiness9013
      @nunyabusiness9013 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Phil was a pro just like that Donkey Kong guy Billy Mitchell. What year was that Evo Phil got 3rd place in? The 90's? As in before the pro scene was established. All I see is a mid 40's guy who's pissed his button mashing/reflexes aren't as effective as they were when he was 15...

    • @wile123456
      @wile123456 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@nunyabusiness9013he got 4th in 2008. Being employee of the month as a dishwasher in a restaurant is a bigger accolade than that

  • @comforteagle721
    @comforteagle721 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    This game is turning DSP into a coping nutjob. Thank you Street Fighter 6.

    • @dontworryaboutit5490
      @dontworryaboutit5490 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Are we pretending he wasn’t like this before the game released?

    • @Milliondollarcup
      @Milliondollarcup ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dontworryaboutit5490 Street Fighter 6 has increase it by 10 fold he hasn't went off like these compared to any game since last year, the only one that comes close was scorne

    • @GodsDissapointment
      @GodsDissapointment ปีที่แล้ว

      ​​@@Milliondollarcuphis js what happens every time a new street fighter comes out. They always make him 10 times salter because each time he loses he can feel his 1st place in America Evo placing slip away from him.

    • @Jackaljkljkl
      @Jackaljkljkl ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Milliondollarcup He was way angrier during the SF4 and SF5 days.

    • @wile123456
      @wile123456 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@GodsDissapointmentyou simply can't be a consistent pro player with DSP's attitude. Real pros learn and improve on their mistakes but DSP blames everything else except himself, so he will always lose in the long run. No amount of mechanical skill can offset his stunted development

  • @NaoGaiz
    @NaoGaiz ปีที่แล้ว +60

    10:00 so DSP didn't follow the advice of taking a minute to cool down between matches. and the game loads so fast that he's usually still complaining about the previous loss as the next match starts 😂.

  • @DarkPatro56
    @DarkPatro56 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "It's not my fightstick"
    Literally every single fighting game he ever played has been full of wrong/ghost/no inputs issues... Guess we've finally found the culprit...

    • @MartinPutniorz
      @MartinPutniorz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Secret Limited stick

    • @wile123456
      @wile123456 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fightstick has delay of 1 ms, meanwhile Phil's low IQ brain has a delay of 2000 ms

  • @maddcatzsminions3493
    @maddcatzsminions3493 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Make no mistake it's all about Phil the world revolves around and his own bubble 💭 he doesn't care about you you don't care about any of you as long as the money is rolling in he's happy don't you all ever forget that

    • @soulsq2
      @soulsq2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh well you live longer if care for others. DSP sin of greed.

  • @shallowsparkle7985
    @shallowsparkle7985 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    The fact that he searches for matches in the Main Menu instead of in Training Mode says a lot about his mentality 💀

    • @TheDevilockedzombie
      @TheDevilockedzombie ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Im not familiar with SF6 (or SF in general), is there a big difference?

    • @mocaff2382
      @mocaff2382 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@TheDevilockedzombie Not specific to SF6 (most fighting games have it), but matchmaking while in training mode lets you practice, warm up, and whatnot between match downtimes and this can be useful for practicing against stuff that just encountered with in a match to get familiar with it

    • @TheDevilockedzombie
      @TheDevilockedzombie ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@mocaff2382 Ah gotcha. Makes sense Pigroach wouldnt want to get better. Way easier to just yell blatant lies about dropped inputs and the other person "getting lucky."

    • @TheLaurelCrown
      @TheLaurelCrown ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TheDevilockedzombie This is the same person who in the open betas went into online matches without ever going to training to understand the mechanics

    • @DCFHazardRebornChannel
      @DCFHazardRebornChannel ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, practice is everything. I even sent a friend request to a JP i fought with Ken. Man he slapped me crazy. Bloke was happy enough to make a custom room and invite me cause he enjoyed our matches. We must of played like 10 matches after that, within which I was able to learn a lot from his mechanics and won 1 or 2 of them as well. Such GGs. Literally practicing against what you just played.
      You can also, after a match, opt to play with the other person right away to practice as well. And there is also a practice against just matched up character option.
      I mean, how much more can the game do to hint to someone to practice? LoL. Phlipburger didn't get the memo though it seems.
      Ps, prac is also great for blowing off some steam. Sit there and do your combos to get it out of your system. lol.

  • @hallofflare
    @hallofflare ปีที่แล้ว +67

    First the tips were the best way to support him, now it’s all about super chats and donations 😂😂 which one is it Phil??

    • @zekeiwa5837
      @zekeiwa5837 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      All of them. Just because you tip doesn't mean you can just stop gifting memberships. But any way of support is appreciated, he's just making a factual observation, he's not gonna ask or harp on it, any form of support is appreciated, just saying that IF you were to choose a method out of your own choice, memberships would be most appreciated.
      No asking for it, tho. And btw, remember that he does this for a living, so if you don't contribute then he's screwed and can't continue making meaningful content. But the content is free, tho

    • @notimportant3033
      @notimportant3033 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Whichever one gives him the most money. Gotta keep filling the pig trough!

    • @HeroineWaifuKefla
      @HeroineWaifuKefla ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Both because it all about the money 🐷💴💵🎮📱

    • @HeroineWaifuKefla
      @HeroineWaifuKefla ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mr Krab: the money is always right

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zekeiwa5837maybe he should pissing his money away on mobile games then

  • @shinigamiauthor
    @shinigamiauthor ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "a poor craftsman blames his tools"

  • @toxictoaster5698
    @toxictoaster5698 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    crazy how you can see the counter hit pop up right as he says he wasn't doing anything

  • @teje009
    @teje009 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Big ups to Anline_Khambos!

  • @whoinvitedthatguy6417
    @whoinvitedthatguy6417 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Phil's laugh sounds like my sleep paralysis demon

  • @Quantum5325
    @Quantum5325 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    At 11:20 the guys name is “Anline Kombos” lol

  • @zombehnashun
    @zombehnashun ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Didn't he relatively recently say that tips are preferred over other forms of donations? Now he's going on about how superchats are now more important. He is just addicted to complaining.

    • @zekeiwa5837
      @zekeiwa5837 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And because begging does make dents contribute, so all fields need to be covered. Tips are his "tonight pulls" funds, while superchats are his "next event pulls" funds

    • @fugoo8912
      @fugoo8912 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Addicted to complaining really sums him up. Dude can’t go outside without something catastrophic happening to him 😂

    • @Slurms19
      @Slurms19 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The theory that makes the most sense to me is he has gotten used to spending his monthly TH-cam check to pay all his bills.
      If superchats and memberships go lower than they were in previous months, he has to save some Tips money to help pay the bills, and he doesn't have enough self control to do that.

    • @xTidus24xx
      @xTidus24xx ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HE HAS ALWAYS SAID THAT, "please tip me i need money now" "thank you for the memberships but guys i cant get that money until the end of the month" now they tip him and he wants the monthly check bigger now LMFAO, its actually insane how entitled he feels to get money from his "fans"

    • @xTidus24xx
      @xTidus24xx ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it would actually be better for him to get memberships cuz clearly he cant fucking control his spending habits throughout the month, if he gets the fast donation money hes gonna burn through it which is why hes begging for more memberships so he can keep burning thru those donations

  • @PocokPresents
    @PocokPresents ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "A flowchart Ken can outplay a thinking zangief."
    They guys name was literally FlowChartKen.

    • @5milemacc737
      @5milemacc737 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol i love that the other Ken was Ahline Khambos

  • @iiFuture
    @iiFuture ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “You’re not outplaying me, I don’t know how to get around the same move”. DSP & LTG are hilarious and delusional 😂.

  • @midnightanimal4598
    @midnightanimal4598 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    That Guile gave Phil a *BIBLICAL* beatdown.

    • @baysports3298
      @baysports3298 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      God bless that Guile

    • @knobsbuttons2632
      @knobsbuttons2632 ปีที่แล้ว

      That guile gave me some ideas for the gief matchup lol

    • @pgarande23
      @pgarande23 ปีที่แล้ว

      That guile absolutely bodied him 😂

  • @mastershake42019
    @mastershake42019 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This has been Phil's flagship game since it came out and he is still just screaming "Idk what to do! "

  • @BlastingBigLoads2
    @BlastingBigLoads2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Makes me more confident in my SF6 rank even though its a 50% chance I win or lose

  • @HowDareYouSpeakToMe
    @HowDareYouSpeakToMe ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Luke's name was AHNLINE KHAMBOS HAHAHAH

  • @baby_boi123
    @baby_boi123 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That opening is everything you need to know about DSP. Guilt tripping the dents and sounding like a disappointed father

  • @xEightMoreThan92
    @xEightMoreThan92 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Man he pushes the gifted memberships. Organic growth 😂

  • @CasualRacerRed
    @CasualRacerRed 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Ken is EASY MODE"
    Ken is ranked 6-10 in most tier lists lol 😆

  • @naterivers6107
    @naterivers6107 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    27:45 It's extremely brief, but there is a frame or two where Luke is back in neutral after the fire ball, and it's about 30 frame of lag on Luke's part and he has super armor on the upper cut. That means that's an intended set up. DSP got baited. If you need any more proof, counter hit is visible right under Phil while he's squealing.

    • @servebotfrank4082
      @servebotfrank4082 ปีที่แล้ว

      No super armor, it's just invul. EX Sandblast recovers insanely fast.

    • @naterivers6107
      @naterivers6107 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@servebotfrank4082 That's why super armor is, it means you're invulnerable during parts of a wind up.

    • @НеВажно-м3ж5й
      @НеВажно-м3ж5й ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@naterivers6107 super armor means you can still get hit and you still take damage, but you're not interrupted from completing your attack. EX uppercuts are invulnerable, so you literally can't be hit during them

    • @servebotfrank4082
      @servebotfrank4082 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@naterivers6107 That is not what super armor means, super armor means you still take damage. If Luke's DP was super armor and not invul, he would've died there.

  • @SnowTheGoon
    @SnowTheGoon ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i like how justin wong just made a video about op modern zangief while philly is busy ranting about how bad zangief is (or any character that he tries to play)

  • @BlueBerry20071
    @BlueBerry20071 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I think the worst part about this guy is that he genuinely seems like a normal streamer at first. And then something goes wrong, or he loses in the game due to his own mistakes.

    • @Abedeuss
      @Abedeuss ปีที่แล้ว +9

      When does he seem like a normal streamer? Because no normal streamer has daily 1.5 hour "pahdcast" where he vents about his drama, day off, schedule and trolls.

    • @BlueBerry20071
      @BlueBerry20071 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Abedeuss he seems like a normal streamer when he's just playing the game. He makes forced commentary and just talks. Like I said, the problem starts the moment anything even remotely inconvenient happens.

    • @DCFHazardRebornChannel
      @DCFHazardRebornChannel ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tbh never seen any of his streams. And I don't plan to. Its like feeding trolls. I am baffled as to who follows him and if they are just lowkey enjoying him break down and support him only to prolong this experience lol.
      Think the same might be true for LTG too 😆

    • @yurikendal4868
      @yurikendal4868 ปีที่แล้ว

      13:30 Phil isn't reactioning to anything. He's jumping on the sonic booms and he has yet to block them

    • @DCFHazardRebornChannel
      @DCFHazardRebornChannel ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yurikendal4868 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Someone told him they are health pickups 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @WhiteAlbumGG_YT
    @WhiteAlbumGG_YT ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Dude DSP is the literal definition of “Never quit your day job” like this guy guilt trips his audience so hard if they don’t donate enough money to him

  • @kryskiller666
    @kryskiller666 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    As someone with a heart condition, I'm always afraid the sheer amount of sodium on these videos will fucking kill me some day.

  • @incursio5305
    @incursio5305 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He can't block because he is constantly mashing buttons.

  • @twinkie415
    @twinkie415 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "ANLINE_KHAMBOS" *LMFAO!* 💀💀💀

  • @johnnyb_right1629
    @johnnyb_right1629 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Imagine he has to stand infront of a judge and defend himself! I would 100% pay to see that!

  • @johns1625
    @johns1625 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Always with the "it dropped my input! I didnt want to do that!" when even literal children know this means either your controller is broken or you are lying. Phil literally thinks hes pushing x and the game is giving him y to screw him over 😂😂😂

    • @itsjustbradttv2382
      @itsjustbradttv2382 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah it’s hilarious how elementary school that excuse is.

    • @RedXStrider
      @RedXStrider ปีที่แล้ว

      I can vouch for the input dropping. I'll try and do cr medium punch into m hashogeki and I'll end up getting dejin charge somehow

    • @mediumchungus9662
      @mediumchungus9662 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@RedXStriderskill issue

  • @md.s2536
    @md.s2536 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Is that LowTierGod as Manon????
    Looks like Phil got his challenge match after all 😂

  • @cooper_felix
    @cooper_felix ปีที่แล้ว +7

    More salt straight from the mines!

  • @cerebralisk
    @cerebralisk ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ahnline khambos truly a hero for our age

  • @whiteninji352
    @whiteninji352 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh boy I can’t wait for Rashid to drops so the salt can intensify

  • @larkwons5389
    @larkwons5389 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Literally getting outplayed by average players doing the same basic moves. He REALLY believes he’s good at the game🤦‍♂️

  • @dlanistheman
    @dlanistheman ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The beginning beg came RIGHT after a $50 tip from Lisa Lou, literally acted like it was nothing. Commented on it and he went right to the comment after mine 😂

  • @etch667
    @etch667 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:16 DSP looking down at his crotch and shrugging "I couldn't do anything" - Tales from DSP wedding night.

  • @knightlight2010
    @knightlight2010 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know this is an older video, but thank you for putting all of the work into editing this, more so then Phil ever will.

  • @QB.113
    @QB.113 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ANLINE KKHAMBOS is a legend. Pig ups 🐷7

  • @TenshiPog
    @TenshiPog ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I dont think I've seen the piggy do a khambo with more than 30% aside from his random super.

  • @lawlessx9
    @lawlessx9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    his laugh is so forced..it sounds so alien. Like someone had to tell him out to laugh at a young age and he just kept doing it

  • @AlexValeroXIV
    @AlexValeroXIV ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @6:48 "Come on he didn't really earned it" He knew DSP going to command grab him and punished him. he could have done better damage but still xD

  • @anxietyonline1947
    @anxietyonline1947 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I'm plaheying well"
    You're not.
    "I have khambos down"
    You don't.

  • @davidibalio7217
    @davidibalio7217 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Phil doesn’t understand that some moves have startup. The counter hit comes out because his opponent is doing a move that comes out faster than his move I don’t play fighting games and even I understand that.

    • @Variableh
      @Variableh ปีที่แล้ว

      Ehhhhhh, things like that one counter where the Luke hit him after he whiffed the fireball (the "instant recover") where he should have absolutely not been able to and won the round because of it......that's the type of shit that ensures that even if really liked fighting games that I would NEVER play them online. Random stupid bullshit like that just makes it nearly pointless.

    • @zerolifez
      @zerolifez ปีที่แล้ว

      Eh no. On SF it's common sense that you shouldn't jump a fireball because opponent recover fast enough to anti air you. How can you say "they should have absolutely not been able to" when you don't even know the properties of the move and just talking out of your ass. How is it random when most high level players know that fact?

  • @jackjack121
    @jackjack121 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    15:15 The way he takes his hands off the stick and looks down. Like what is that supposed to mean to anyone? We can't see your freaking controller, but I'm willing to bet you didn't to it.

    • @omar_brito
      @omar_brito ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DSP dropping inputs since 2008

    • @sean8955
      @sean8955 ปีที่แล้ว

      this is his thing. after something happens he will hold the controller to the camera and be like LOOK IM HOLDING BACK AND I COULDNT BLAWK DOOD

  • @sergeanthenry9484
    @sergeanthenry9484 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Shoutouts to that Deejay. Man was vibing to the beat and just having a blast. While Phil's was out of tune and flailing like manchild. Deejay was squeezing the beat! Ack Ack Ack! Squeeze The Beat 🎶

  • @trevorpearlharbor5171
    @trevorpearlharbor5171 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "You can't have fun trying to play your game, you have to wait for them to fuck up."
    So in other words, you have to play Zangief like he has been playing in nearly 30 years of Street Fighter games. Wow, dood! No wonder he won 4th place in EVO 2008! What a positive and inspiring player!

    • @zerolifez
      @zerolifez ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep lol. If you play Zangief for a long time you know that you are facing an uphill battle, that's part of the fun and the charm of him. And he keeps on blaming the character when we know that great players like Snake eyez clean ups master player regularly with Gief.

    • @wile123456
      @wile123456 ปีที่แล้ว

      People say 2nd place is bad because you got so close to first but Phil is proof that 4th is worse cause it will forever ruin your ego

  • @caderoberts911
    @caderoberts911 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That whole “no it’s not the game, I have to get better!” Charade really lasted less than a day

  • @showboateee727
    @showboateee727 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    How long do you think a video of clips of Phil saying "I couldnt do anything" would be?

    • @dusk9427
      @dusk9427 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd say the start of his gaming "career" to the end of it lol

  • @raf155
    @raf155 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What amazes me is that it never enters his mind that perhaps his inability to “do anything” stems from his not knowing what to do? He never analyzes his losses or learns. It’s amazing.

    • @wile123456
      @wile123456 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a miracle he even got into the pro scene in the best. Good thing he will forever stay out of it till he dies

  • @RequiemOfSolo
    @RequiemOfSolo ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Shootouts to anline khambos lmao

  • @munky871
    @munky871 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I seriously dont understand his logic. "You didnt out play me you just used moves i didnt know how to counter" thats like saying "he didnt out drive me i just dont know how to drive a manual"

    • @samuellindsey6379
      @samuellindsey6379 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like having a cook off but then getting mad at an opponent for cooking something you don’t know.

    • @tpolutts3309
      @tpolutts3309 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@samuellindsey6379Phil reminds me of a hell's kitchen contestant from a few years ago.
      "She didn't beat me. She only won because I lost."

    • @EmberwindTale
      @EmberwindTale ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@tpolutts3309"You only killed me cause I ran out of health!"

  • @omar_brito
    @omar_brito ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Guy gives him 30 bucks and tips for playing SF. Now that shit is crazy.

  • @theafchefstable8284
    @theafchefstable8284 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Complains about drive rush covering so much ground And then immediately says I have no idea how to get close to him....

  • @dermaskiertemuchacho6139
    @dermaskiertemuchacho6139 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    EDIT: 19:12 has to be my favorite moment here: Phil, full screen away(!), jumps in with a kick. It is a complete mystery why he does that. There is no chance of that attack even coming close to hitting ken. And right after that he says "there is no strategy to what HE [the Ken player] does". Bizarre.
    You can see in the game against Guile that he has no patience and never adapts.
    With the parry function you can just advance slowly while parrying his booms. At some point you need to take a risk, but you don't need to jump and with MK, when you aren't even in range to hit.
    Also, if you see someone instantly doing DI after you do a DR (cancel), then you just fake an attack and DI back. It's silly. He keeps whining about pattern players, but he also plays patterns - unfortunately for him, his pattern sucks.
    In his matches against Ken, you can see that he lacks a lot of knowledge (he even admits it). The stuff those Kens are doing isn't safe.

    • @Openda547
      @Openda547 ปีที่แล้ว

      Great analisis, dsp is an scrub

  • @mikep5330
    @mikep5330 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    An untouchable god in his own head.

    • @CamusSC
      @CamusSC ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mentally untouchable

  • @Technature7567
    @Technature7567 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    For someone who prides himself on positivity, DSP sure loves to just insult those who play with him.

  • @Zeb75
    @Zeb75 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    He’s an embarrassment to all real men.

    • @dioc60
      @dioc60 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      real men dont claim him

    • @alecchan7791
      @alecchan7791 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He’s an embarrassment, period.

    • @samuellindsey6379
      @samuellindsey6379 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As a proud member of the embarrassment community, we don’t claim him. Perhaps waste of space?

    • @Aisoreta
      @Aisoreta ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@samuellindsey6379as a man riddled with embarrassment from my 6th to freshman grade years, I agree, he is a waste of of everyone's time and energy

  • @GoutLord69
    @GoutLord69 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    HOOVES MASHING

  • @HuhWhatHuhwhatHuh
    @HuhWhatHuhwhatHuh ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can’t believe this is a 40yo man

  • @ZitroXelaC
    @ZitroXelaC ปีที่แล้ว

    I absolutely love the cut of, no hat - dsp tries it clip - "bison" hat.

  • @MstrMatt
    @MstrMatt ปีที่แล้ว +2

    COME ON! I WAS BLOCKING!
    *furiously mashes hooves*

  • @LostOneOmega
    @LostOneOmega ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Like everything in life: he gets baited into making a dumb move then gets mad because he has no defense. Perhaps he would benefit from self awareness?
    No... It's everyone else who's wrong. 🤔

  • @originalscreenname44
    @originalscreenname44 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've seen a few Platinum Giefs on TH-cam and I have to say that DSP has to be about the scrubbiest. Throwing out random normals with no plan and zero sense of spacing, trying to counter with slow buttons, complaining that he can't stop projectiles while ignoring block and parry. This guy is the epitome of the kid that lets his older brother Smurf his account so he can show his homies that he got a high rank, only to fold like origami the moment he has to play.

    • @Selous_Scout
      @Selous_Scout ปีที่แล้ว

      Well said 👏👏👏👍👍👍

    • @KoboldHeart
      @KoboldHeart ปีที่แล้ว

      The thing I find weirdest with his Gief is that he doesn't even try to use SPD in neutral. He'll use light SPD at point blank range after a jump in but never in neutral. It's absolutely bizarre that he doesn't use the character's scariest tool, so he ends up being the least threatning Gief player ever.

  • @IlIIIllIIllIIl
    @IlIIIllIIllIIl ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how he says "what happened there?! I was blocking I didn't do anything!!" As we hear him hitting a button LMAO

  • @randomchannel323
    @randomchannel323 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "The tips are great"

  • @SaltyRamen.
    @SaltyRamen. ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😂😂😂😂 that ending is perfect. Blame everything. “Don’t blame anything but me” blame everything again

  • @MegaPhilX
    @MegaPhilX ปีที่แล้ว +2

    DSP is never outplayed. Even when he loses.

  • @Tommy9834
    @Tommy9834 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Does the former Evo 4th placer not understand the concept of a "Safe Jump" in fighting games?

  • @FlipWarBucks
    @FlipWarBucks ปีที่แล้ว +1

    On a long enough timeline he'll just start saying the game wont let him win.

  • @MrMementoMori
    @MrMementoMori ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I went to the doctors today he took some blood out and when I got home, he told me my salt levels are high and wanted to know why are they high and I told them I watch DarkSydePhil videos, and he understood

  • @LiveLongAndProsperHonestly
    @LiveLongAndProsperHonestly ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Does he EVER end up using an even remotely mid tier character or above in new fighting games? Also, oh my fucking god that Luke player's name. ANLINE KHAMBOS my fucking god LOL that is amazing.

  • @IzzoSkizzy
    @IzzoSkizzy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the way he slaps his stick like a child is so amusing lol

  • @TheDarkFoxOfficial
    @TheDarkFoxOfficial ปีที่แล้ว

    "Im playing well but i just have nothing i can do " dsp 2023

  • @Crowniecrown
    @Crowniecrown ปีที่แล้ว

    4:59 wake up throw against a jump?
    How did Phil place in any fighting game?

  • @rebel4466
    @rebel4466 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how he's switching between "I need tips, memberships don't come in fast enough" and "tips are fine, gift some more memberships"

    • @amyford2971
      @amyford2971 ปีที่แล้ว

      Contributions are mandatory. 😊

  • @MurasakiBunny
    @MurasakiBunny ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "It's too fast to block on reaction." That's not how blocking works, yet you blocked that fireball crouching only to stand and get tripped up by a simple low. Gotta respect the pressure, Phil.

  • @ShadowFox10587O
    @ShadowFox10587O ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "what do I do"
    well you could start by not button mashing constantly

  • @GarredHATES
    @GarredHATES ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He’s not even supposed to be at work today!

  • @paulturner4684
    @paulturner4684 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not to ape the Nostalgia Critic but we really need to start splicing in some "OF COURSE!" clips from Street Fighter the Movie. He's just begging for it while wearing the Pigler hat.