How to Message Girls Online (90s Tutorial)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 มิ.ย. 2024
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In this episode of the Wide World of Web, Smithers teaches us how to message, romance, and seduce women through instant messaging.
Written by Richard Rogers & Sage Smith
Music by Dream.Corp (links to albums below)
0:00 - America Online
0:30 - Online Date
1:12 - Earth Nouveau
2:55 - Create an Account!
3:29 - World Exploration
4:56 - Updates
5:36 - Welcome To Online!
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You ruined my life with this video. Take it down.
Lol
Pinned within 56 minutes??
Ooh, nice pinning skills.
Oof
Unalive
Apologizing is the noble path to take
"Sorry you're a dumb whore"
freakin genius setup
Was smiling up to that point, then with that line I totally lost my shit laughing. xD
the L.A. Noire approach to dialogue options
i, too, watched the video
@@adog3129 K, these comment sections are here for a reason and that isn't it. You need to parrot a clip from the video, or meme some dialogue from another unrelated video.
@@freedustin he did parrot a clip from the video though. anyone with two brain cells appreciated that it was a good setup. i think my reply was warranted
getting rejected for being obviously disgusting and then spend 6 months destroying the girl's relationship with her boyfriend, only to have her like you, and then reject her the same way so that it crushes her mental state is the most internet thing i have ever seen
@KingKoopa96 not what i was saying but sure
@KingKoopa96 bro sound like he beats his wife
@KingKoopa96 This is a joke channel... chill tf out, it's fake
@KingKoopa96 Show us your rejections.txt file!
@@nothingtoseehere9648 i mean, he knows it's fake, but those things happen all the time on real life
i love that the main character has no social competence until he is suddenly pretending to be somebody else and knows exactly what to say every time
It’s called being a sociopath 😅. This series is giving unhinged tutorial and I freaking love it!
Turns out that when you're a multi-millionaire bodybuilder supermodel, you can say almost whatever you want.
ppl writing what he writes don't do that because they think woman like it. They do it because they like it.
Never seen anyone send a dick pick bc they think Woman will like it. They do it because they like it. It's called exhibitionism and somewhat widespread.
Maybe he is a social mastermind. The fact that he is a perverted ahole really has nothing to do with that.
@@Ms_Princess_Zelda Nah, it's called faking it. It's very easy to say the right thing if you're lying.
I used to do this as a teenager.
But not deliberately.
You have to love the way this series brings 90s internet nostalgia into collision with current social media dysfunctionality 😂
That's this channel summed up.
Oh this is the way it's always been 😂
The early forums and chat sites were not better than what we have today
@@maythesciencebewithyou that's a load of crap. myspace was better. yahoo messenger was better.
@@maythesciencebewithyouYou’re delusional. You don’t have to worry about being censored back then.
I'm so glad the previous episode blew up to give this channel some attention. Absolutely deserved and more.
Fancy to see one of the internet's finest content creators come to such a refined channel.
If it was the "how to reply to negative comments online" video, that's why I'm here :)
ah yes, a good youtuber
I love saying your name! HUGGBEES!
It's what got me here. And @Huggbees I'm subscribed to you to ❤️ 😆
I love how petty and psychotic this character is. This is going straight to my favourites list. Can't wait to see more
It's how we did it back in the day on internet forums and bulletin boards.
Yip out there in the "world wide of web" this guy is definitely a favorite.
literally me
"Petty and psychotic" nah man this is exactyly what you'd see in the old web.
psychopathic is the word you would you fricking mongoose
Not only is the script incredibly funny, just the awkward way the host carries himself adds so much to the humor as well. The intentional misspellings in the chat and that censored picture was also gold.
The host does a great job with the friendly tone but the weird body language. Like that creepy and stiff turn to the computer at 0:14 was crack up
@@Finnatese Yep :)
and its also hella realistic too. Women's brains realy do be working like that. Its so easy to ruin any relationship they have cuz they lack true loyalty. Just be better than the other guy and make him jelous the girl will almost never stick to her bf and come to you instead. Kinda too easy I'd say. To be a douche but then again...Why'd I call myself a douche when women are the problem. Im merely enjoying the view
The juxtaposition of a 1990s Smithers messaging a 1980s woman with an AI generated lumberjack is the icing on the cake, bravissimo!
Smithers is trapped inside a time warp.
Feels unreal
1980s women still existed in the early 90s
I was thinking it was ai generated. Looks very good. It's kind of terrifying how good it is.
@@deadcaliph6414yea but the internet and home computers weren’t as common
I love Smithers O'Neils character cause of how every infraction every single slight makes him stew in hate and resentment that causes him to act on these insane time consuming plots to pay the person back in the most brutal fucking way possible. Just a dude who is consumed with a quiet rage that burns inside him. Every single slight against him is in his brain like a fucking encyclopedia or a book of grudges that he will remember till the end of time.
Sounds like me. Although I'm slightly more forgiving.
This comment made me laugh just like the video.
Patrick Bateman is that you?
found the "nice guy"s
@@KingLich451 Trust me, I know I'm not a nice guy. I wish I was. But I doubt you are one either.
dude has mastered the slow-turn-with-creepy-grin. That is not an easy move to pull off so consistently. I am impressed.
4:54 ‘only 6 months’ I feel you man.
This is all great advice, but honestly I've been honing these tactics for years. I find that what makes fair young maidens the most excited is dominating an internet debate with random strangers with my superior intellect. The larger the wall of text and the more self righteous and smug you behave, the wetter they get. As a male feminist, I practically understand the ways of females even more than they do, which makes it extra frustrating when they fail to appreciate my qualities.
I'm surprised you don't volunteer to moderate any subreddits (for free), as that is a perfect use of your intellectual skills.
It may be a parody but it's farther than I ever got online.
Pure Gold!
Cringetastic 👍🏾
This comment has achieved the perfect balance between cringe and based
'Call her boyfriend a closeted homosexual' Had me on the floor. Thank you SkyCorp.
This one made me dead from laughter
THIS IS HATE SPEECH AND IT ISNT FUNNY! HOW DARE YOU ARENT YOU ASHAMED! YOURE A BIGOT!
@@Cock-ManI can see why, Cock Man.
If Smithers had done that, he would've gotten laid.
I googled closeted and saw the LTBQ Flag and died laughing on the floor 😂😂😂
I just love the way he turns back around to the computer every time
It's so creepy 😂
His head is like a second behind the rest of him.
2:12 Restraining orders. Loving it lol.
The level of detail in this video is truly insane. Just thinking about it made me threw up.
Lol
This guide worked pretty well! She sent over some of her friends from this place called "the police department" and now I am hanging out in this cool place!
and I think by cool you mean the temperature is actually cold in there, especially at night 💀
Sweet, me too! What room are you in? I’m in the one where the rapists are in, my new friends tell me they have a fun evening planned, cant wait to see what they are up to
You're sure to find true love now
Make sure to drop the soap when you're in the shower, your new friends will show you lots of love!
@@SparrowPlays. Of course, and be sure to drop it in front of the "biggest" guy in the shower to assert dominance
I can’t believe he spend 6 months catfishing a girl who rejected him and used the same rejection line on her. Giga chad
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Giga waste of time lol
He took the time to get her to ruin her other relationship first.
The only victim here is Fernando.
That's what happens when you trust women.
@@dinamiteurdinamiteur2324"Giga waste of time".
You just described like 99.9% of the Internet. We are wasting our time right now commenting to this video.
If you are joking: not funny
If you are serious: you have issues. Go see a psychologist
The geocities link made me both reminisce and also remember I’m old AF
Yeah, it's really well produced to look as authentic as possible
This is the perfect tutorial because it shows you what NOT to do and also subtly shows you the correct choice that this character just does not take.
Thanks for giving us introverted creeps some sound advice.
I was thinking the same this is too hilarious how he's trolling.
Man the effort put into these videos is just insane. Few people realize how much work it takes to create something with this level of detail. All of the channel is great but the Smithers O'neil stuff is just 11/10 top tier comedy. I love it!!!
I noticed that, too. All the detail.
Agreed. Tho some of us watched his "how it's made" video, so some of us get it and appreciate it more or less the same
@@AnneMossRogers Excuse me, ma'am, I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you. I'm glad you're agreeing with me about the detail of the video, but honestly it's nothing compared to the detail of the beauty of thine. To quote the classic Pablo Neruda "I have hunger for your mouth, for your voice, for your hair" Translation: I really like you, Anne. Yes... like that. We're not socks, but I think we'd make a great pair. Oh là là, I'd give you a world and then some, but alas, this message will have to do :P
@@ArtiOfficial bro shes like 50 let her go.. and take me instead. Your poetry moves me ❤️
@@Coryiodine I like them ripe.
i lost it at the "proper grammar" part. your concept is straight genius
"Don't worry about her leaving. The Wide World of Web is brimming with other fish in the sea."
Bro sure told the golden words.
"When being yourself doesn't work out, pretending to be somebody better will."
I have gotten so good at doing this, I call myself the Master Baiter.
😅
Finally a comprehensive tutorial on how to chat with women online! Can't believe I'm just now finding out about this!
This guy’s humor is top tier honestly
I love how this video is just him ruining a girl's life because he got rejected.
also, the rejections notepad says a lot about this guy as a character in this universe.
Thats a notepad file, i find the restraining orders folder much funnier
She ruined her own life brah
@@SteveDe935 The what
also i edited it to notepad file after
Pettiest man alive 😂
I think you're reading into this a little too far
As a former advertising creative director, I know how much work, time and cost goes into this type of production. I know I'm older and not the typical demographic here, but I need a comedy break and I find these hilarious and want to keep it coming. So I did the patreon. According to my gift level, I can fire all you underlings.
Old enough and you ought to hit the sweet spot of being a professional in the 90s
😂
Do it be fartin'??
I’d like to take you on a date
@@nattyboom4444 you watched this tutorial so you'd be an awesome date I'm sure
I'm approaching 50 and can't get a date unless it's with some creeper like Smithers...I've never felt the touch of a man, just the touch of someone who can only afford a McDonald's breakfast and quickie in the back of a Ford Festiva.
Holy shit, I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Playing the long game with Penelope and giving her that same rejection had me howling with all my might.
Its so easy to turn into a sadistic narcissist online. This was a hilarious example of that. But too many assume only certain kinds of people do this sort of thing. People who are naturally creepy or psychotic. In truth anyone and everyone can reach this level of psycho given enough time online. Go outside kids. Interact with people in person.
Truth
The internet is kind of like driving a car. When a road rage incident happens people turn into a different person that behave and say things they’d never do or say in person.
The problem with going outside and interacting with people is it requires other people to _also_ go outside and interact. Kind of a group effort thing.
@@0utrunner237the problem with it in america is that outside is the worst place ever. inside is for people and outside is for cars.
going outside isn't a cure, need to go to therapy or go to the doc for some meds because these big issues that can't be easily solved.
also being in person isn't going to change anything either, if you are a POS online you are 100% a POS in person.
You've really nailed down the internet sociopath. Makes me long for the 90's even more than usually
Internet sociopath 💀😂
It's a shame that you can't tell people what you'd do with their corpse online anymore without the cops showing up. That's why I miss USENET.
* Usual .
The 90s were horrible , with shitty music , and produced pathetic emo millennials .
@@whatizreality0124 There wasn't any '90s music in this video, and besides, you won't have to experience that decade again, so there's no reason to bitch about it.
@@briancrawford8751 Who asked you ?
NERD.
"Now, if you'll excuse me...I've got some work to do."
I felt a little shiver down my spine at that face. What's crazy is that he did this same scenario with those other rejections for whatever amount of time it took.
This is some next level satire! Your channel is unique and deserves to blow up. The ideas are original beyond anything I’ve ever seen!
Thank you for restoring my faith in TH-cam again!
One of the few channels that makes me smile while depressed
Maybe try working really hard for a corporation for barely any pay, that might help your depression, Daniel.
From - the Skycorp Upper Management Headquarters
@@skycorphomevideolike working for skycorp?
@@skycorphomevideo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤
I wish I discovered this channel years ago, but I'm here now, ready to learn more lessons about how to use the internet and socialize. Thanks for this masterpiece Smithers, hoping for more.
You haven't seen the original Wide World of Web? That's how I found these guys a long time ago
The attention to detail to get that authentic 90s video look is insane!
A small suggestion though: ClearType (or any form of subpixel font rendering) was not available on Windows in the 90s, so the chat messages should be in that ugly jagged version of Times New Roman we've all grown to know
This got to be one of the funniest and most creative video i have recently watched. Especially the sense of humor when Smither suggests to do something good (like saying sorry), but it ends up being offensive and twisted anyway
Big thanks to music provided by @dream.corporated if you love vaporwave I recommend checking him out.
You have returned, my psy-op mentors.
OH MY GOD, you guys are amazing!!!
At least one track is just a demo song from the SC-55 mkII lol th-cam.com/video/ShpphfVU0EQ/w-d-xo.html
“Master the Internet” oh god now I know where the GCHQ got that from 😂
Wow man this was good.
5:14 that shit-eating grin paired with that subtle chair swivel kills me everytime
Dude, how can you be killed multiple times. And if you’re killed multiple times how do you place a comment saying you’re killed multiple times
That's my favourite parts of these videos is that snarky attitude lmao
3:14 teaches an important lesson in grammar. Can you spot it? 💡
How are you beautiful?
How are you, beautiful?
no one gives a shit
The layers of comedy going on are what have me loving this so much. I burst out laughing at the 1:12 mark because all the examples you gave to use were all used in what also looks like a run on sentence. F*cking Genius hahahahhahahahahaha
I can’t wait to use these skills later
You guys are honestly top 5 funniest comedians I have come across in my entire life and I have seen a lot, both groups and individuals. Been going through some very very hard times in recent years and recovering from PTSD and I get genuine uncontrollable laughter from much of your work, it really helps on bad days. Surreal, dark and hilarious. Keep it up guys 🤣
It's so wrong and so funny. His enthusiastic face in doing the most daranged things kills me.
Hope you're doing better man. Hang in there!
This is f-ing beautiful!
First time I've genuinely laughed to anything for ages. Years probably.
100% my humour.
Brilliant.
Take a bow, son.
Take a bow.
thank you Skycorp for the wonderful advice from this production. I hope Paul isn't mad that Smithers has taken over the Wide World of Web and reacts to this in a calm and measured manner.
Brilliant! I might add, some girls really appreciate straightforwardness and honesty. And above all, girls like men who know them well. Tell them you've been studying their social media profiles for years and know their life story better than they do.
Your videos are outstanding parodies of 90s media: your comedy is good while still appealing to 90s nostalgia that groups like millennials will still hold.
I just found about this channel and it looks like a lot of those courses of "how to do something" that used to came in boxes of VHS. Jesus, I can hear the statics sound of the TV by just watching this video
@@mrvinyllad25 It's amazing!
0:19 that subtle placement of the cursor...
💀
I like the one rejection in his folder that says "you call that a dick?"
130 videos ? I know what I’m watching ! This is gold
1:58 Imagine your mother walks in, and sees that picture on your screen. But that situation wouldn't happen, because your mother is with me 😎
I’m 3 months late but just had to tell you you’re a badass
The thing I love is the honesty. Back in the mid nineties the internet was really like this. I know, I was there. I know because was a teenager back then.
Same - youngins' may find this satirical, but trust me, this was EXACTLY how it was around '97-'01.
On the nose.
The incelness or the appearance of everything?
and youtube came a bit later (early 2000s). It was a lot better back then, I loved watching all kinds of individual content. No censorship (or very few) and no ads.
We demand more Smithers O'Neal tutorials
Lmfao!!!! So good! The geocities page lmao. Everything looks so authentic. I remember Angelfire and Geocities. I would love to see Ask Jeeves or Lycos pop up in the next video, doing some pre-Google search engine cruising lol.
It was so much different back then, you could actually just go online and make friends with people- men and women- without having to be a viking CEO. I met my first gf on AOL, and made a lot of other friends. Now it's impossible to even strike up a conversation with anyone female...
I guess it depends on the experiences of said female. Some dudes are scary. But, if what I've heard is true, women are far more egocentric these days. Also scary. Personally, as long as they're fun and sane (and don't take themselves too seriously) I'll talk to just about anyone. 😁👍
Same. My first day on he internet I talked with a girl on a public chat and we got along so well we decided to meet in person without even sharing pictures of eachother. I took a 1 hour train ride to see her. She was waiting for me at the station. She was beautiful. We spent a lovely afternoon together and ended up making out. There is no plot twist to this story. Things like that happened in the late 90's and early 2000's. Innocent and simple.
@@MaryDunfordit's simple supply and demand. Guys are swiping right to a literally tree. And women can be picky because of available choices.
The 90s nostalgia with the absolute unhinged nature of these videos is incredible 😂
This series is so hilarious 🤣 Please continue making more!
I never knew I needed this video series in my life, but now that it's here I don't know how I've made it this long without it
3:04 I love it how he's not even looking at the book 😂
I would binge watch a full length series of these so hard 😂
Super cool idea for a character/ series, man. And super funny too. Not a lot of good sketch comedy on TH-cam anymore, this is refreshing. Keep it up.
oh boy dont stop making this content, its pure gold! Im on the floor rn :D
I love the way that the glasses are positioned so that they magnify his eyes in a way that makes them look weird
I like how his face, unlike other people how they react to insults or rejections, he is chilled with uncanny smile that tells you "you shouldn't fcked with me".
"But we don't have evidence that he is a sexual predator, we can create it" (proceeding to create the webpage of random person insulting him online with maliciously enthusiastic grin) 😂
I remember buying this entire tutorial series on DVD back in the 90’s. It was a lot of help with the girls. I sure dodged a lot losers back then. LOL!
This video, along with the last one, is absolutely unhinged. 11/10.
Unlike your other subscribers, I would crawl through broken glass just to have the mousepad you have at 2:45
Had to watch multiple times to catch all the details. This same guy acts, writes, and edits these videos to 90's perfection - he's incredibly talented and I wish for him all the big booty b****** he could ever want. I'm so glad the last video blew up, meaning we will get many more helpful tips from Smithers O'Neil. 🤓 🖥️
This is true I am the creator of this channel! Hopefully can make more of these and focus on youtube full time.
@@skycorphomevideo We're not worthy!!! We're not worthy!!! XD
@@skycorphomevideoI don't know what tone of voice to read this in
Setup a cyrpto link for donations to you so you can keep focusing on this content, people would gladly pitch in @@skycorphomevideo
@@skycorphomevideo So be it!
2:19 option B.
hahaha i agree, that would be the only thing that would upset me out of this interaction 😄
I've been using the internet incorrectly my entire life, finally a channel to show me the way!
This whole skit is so well written!
the way your glasses perfectly distort your eyes when you look at the camera works so damn well with that horrific smile, i love it
This is so funny! Absolutely superbly put together, it really does capture the feel of an early nineties infomercial type thing.
i'm glad this series is getting much deserved attention
He is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... something you know very little about.
The true pickup artist
These are absolute gold, glad I found this channel
I honestly can't get enough of your videos! They are so funny!
THIS SERIES HAS RETURNED YET AGAIN FOR MORE TIPS!
I feel so much more confident exploring the World Wide of Web with these insightful tutorials. Your wisdom makes me feel safe. You.. make me feel safe
This is my favorite youtube channel now.
Thanks for instructing us through these practical situations. This is a whole new level of entertainment!
1:34 Oh god I recognize what this is referencing lmao
sssniperwolf moment
You still got it, I found your channel via the 'I Need To Tell You' clip, and instantly became hooked.
Your macabre humor still hits the spot just right, just like my alcoholic step dad does!
Glad the last video blew up, I can tell you're putting a lot of effort into these videos, and they just keep getting better. 💪
This channel is like a redemption in my depressed life. Keep it up man!!
Thank you Skycorp Overlords for this wonderful tutorial, it reminded me of a cherished childhood memory and I shed a tear. I will use this tutorial to great effect.
Hey pretty lady!
If you were a triangle
You'd be acute one
Every second of your videos is comedy gold. I crack up laughing after almost every line. You guys don't waste a minute.
Those "Restraining Orders" on the desktop :DDD
90s were the best years to troll people because no one was really aware of it. Plus there was no internet police back then to shut you down. I’m too old for that sort of thing now but when we were early teens that shit was hilarious.
You have to respect the man for putting that 6 months of work. Great lesson about dedication to us all.👏👏👏
This is quite possibly your best work yet. So many layers & the unexpected twists killed me.
A round of applause for Neil.
I had to watch many times cuz every pixel of this video is an epic art
and that outro at ending DAAAMMM Masterpiece!
A 12/10 cuz 11/10 isnt enough
This channel is gold.
I TRIED THESE SKILLS AND NOW I AM DATING SO MANY WOMEN!!!! WOW!!!!
Edit: THERE ARE TOO MANY WOMEN. I AM DROWNING. OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
Don't worry it's an easy fix, choose one to place in your basement so they can never leave you and ignore the rest.
A: Express your true feelings to them.
B: Choose your favorite, and ghost the rest.
Or
C: Take them all on a family fun joyride through the middle of a parade.
I love every video, raw dark humor without "good end" for anyone. It just keeps going
Such a good original concept. The acting is also superb lmao
Bro this is the shit. I laughed 30min at the end of the video 😂😂😂 How he wrote "Pathetic. You're disgusting" followed up by "Poor penelope" had me dying
After 6 months of chatting The moment we’ve been waiting for is finally here!
😂