Jordan Peterson Fires The Ion Cannon On Your Base (C&C TW)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ก.ค. 2022
- Jordan Peterson sends a message and then activates The Ion Cannon against the Nod in C&C Tiberium Wars.
No, this is not real. This is an out of context video game edit & it's NOT with an AI voice generator.
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I've seen people sharing this on Reddit and elsewhere with 'AI' tags, there is no AI voice generator at all in any of my videos so far.
Kane was a great leader. Now, Peterson takes his place.
I'm watching one talking
I always wondered why this mission was so hard for me as a kid. Little did I know I was up against JBP every time.
He can clean up your base in no time!
My man doesn't mess around
It's a metal gear kinda thing but instead of plugging your controller into the other port you have to clean your room
The current version of Tiberium Wars (1.9) is not designed for this mission. 1.9 has huge economy nerfs because EA wanted to try to balance the multiplayer to attempt to compete with Starcraft and in the process they screwed over the campaign and single player, making it extremely difficult even on easy because the campaigns weren't built for that. It's not your fault.
@@averagefanenjoyer8696 the campgin is so easy even on brutal
I was expecting “Up yours, woke moralists! We’ll see who cancels who!”
Ion cannon activated!
Him saying all of that other shit makes it even more hilarious 😂
Maan, it would be hilarious. Mod for this is needed, let's just populate all faction clips whit RL clips.
shuda been
I like this better.
That would be such an epic mic drop moment.
He fits into this way too well
ngl I'd trust Premier Tim Curry more
@@sabotabby3372 off to space with you
with no space suit.
I mean C&C and red alert are loaded with wacky cameos so no wonder it fits.
He does sound like a political leader to be honest.
@@cloudshifter a video game comically corrupt one aye.
"Clean your base, bucko"
Literally laughed out loud
I shat myself 😂😂😂😂😂
Icthrew up, shat myself, laughed out loud then shot bullets in the air.
Clean up your base.
Most people in history havent had a base - YOU HAVE A BASE!
BASED
This and the one in red alert where he insults communists are both amazing, I hope people do more of these and with other people as well.
Link plz!
@@theaudiomelon UP YOURS th-cam.com/video/6Nvckip7qxk/w-d-xo.html
@@theaudiomelon i think this one. Only one I found anyways
th-cam.com/video/6Nvckip7qxk/w-d-xo.html
@@theaudiomelon th-cam.com/video/6Nvckip7qxk/w-d-xo.html is the one. I prefer this one too, fits so well! th-cam.com/video/qKpuzk6Mry4/w-d-xo.html
That's really cool.
100% more interesting than C&C 4 in its entirety
Thank you!
C&C 4 really that bad? The last cnc game I played was Tiberium Wars.
@@DefinitelyNotKane its uuh uuuh like not a true rts like all the previous ones sorta
@@DefinitelyNotKane
It's a passable game, but a terrible terrible C&C.
@@Sanek-gw4cv you mean its a FUCKING JOKE
C & C 1 is best
@@DefinitelyNotKane it is 200% that bad
*You failed to clean your room. GDI will not fail to clean your base*
“You have departed from the realm of the rational”
Damn. Gonna keep this for myself lol
"dr mccoy You have departed from the realm of the rational”
same
Lol yeah Jordan says some poetic shit at times
this need to be a mod
Really love these Jordan Peterson in CnC videos. Almost as good as the Alex Jones SEGA CD Game
Warhammer 40k Alex Jones is the best.
@@mersito3955 The Doomguy Alex Jones ones are also really good. His mumblings of rage fit that character so well.
The next logical action, of course, is to get them both in the same video on one of those missions you get messages back to back.
Actually why aren't there more Alex Jones vs Jordan Peterson videos? That sounds like a Peanut Butter & Jelly for content.
daily reminder that Alex jones got caught watching T girls. For the rightwings creepy obsession with trans people they sure love trans porn...
can we get a goblin game with ben shaprio and bobby kotick ?
There should be a mod with him as a main character. Even cut scenes where is is deep faked into cheesy cg battles
"Sons of bitches"
That would be awesome!
I want that right now
Yes
Command & Conquer: Benzo Wars
At least he spared your tech lab
Love the super drawn out reasons for why you're bad and he must unleash the ion cannon lol
From "clean your room!" to "clearing the rooms" to "clearing your base".
Clean your room to better yourself WOKE MORALIST. The two kinds of grift are just so incongruous lmao
from 43 to 47% percent off, only 6 days left!
Can’t believe I still play this game. Fell in love w it at 16. 30 now an I still jump around excited. I just miss the online play against human opponents
There is a way to play online again. CNC-online runs community driven servers for many of the cnc-games.
It can be a bit tricky to set up but I highly recommend it.
@@gabbeswede7072 yeah I’d need a better pc there are a lot of third party programs I just don’t understand. An my MacBook is getting older too can’t beat it up
@@abemartinez9623 if you're 30 you should be able to afford it
@@guymor910 where in my comment did you Comprehend that I cant afford it???
@@guymor910 Wait what? XD
"Clean your Base" -JBP
He really did
I never did play this version as it was after my time, but I would believe he's an actual character in the game after seeing these videos.
You're from the 1800s?
@@RobotronSage 1835 to be exact, my good sir.
I don't think I've ever let the ion canon hit me in this mission, so for all I know this is real.
"Sir, this is a war declaration. We need to prepare ourselves."
"Jesus Christ Marcus, don't interrupt me while i'm listening to JP.. every goddamn time."
racis
@@Gerald0613 cry
@@Gerald0613 What is a "racis"?
@@balazs1456 Sure 🤣
at the end you could add: "ha! gotcha!"
Really hope that these memes become bigger and more popular with more and more people included. Than hopefully we get a new C&C that has Live Action Cutscenes and plays as good as the old titles.
It fits so perfectly!!!
Didn’t expect to see a C&C video suggested. Love Tiberium Wars
I need this man as an AI commander ally for the RA3 missions.
shouldn't be too hard someone already made a vocode of him doing the imperial guard dialogue from Oblivion.
Your PC would explode... he's too overpowered. 😆
The guy who made this is a living legend.
"This means...you have become deranged!"
See, this is why Kane was right all along, he calls others deranged and claim they cannot be talked to... yet he's the one who blows up a perfectly fine Nod base minding its own business in the middle of the red zone, in an opening statement.
Really uncalled for.
This is pure genius!
ripped of from another yt channel
@@ArthurSchoppenweghauer we'll see who cancels who.
This is almost as good as the Alex Jones 40K memes.
Almost.
@@bluespaceman7937 No. It’s perfect
what do you mean ALMOST
"Before you go on attacking other peoples basses you sould make sure your own base is in order" general J.P.Peterson
My God I never thought I find the perfect meme but the Jordan Peterson/Command and Conquer Red Alert cross over might just be it
“Clean your damn base!” (Probably)
I do not know what sparked these C&C memes with Jordan Peterson, but they fit so f'n well.
That's because after he went crazy he outright acts like a pisstake Red Alert 3 villain.
You can probably replace all Ackerman appearances with Peterson dropping hot takes and a layman playing RA3 would be none the wiser.
@@Sonlirain
>After he went crazy
Except he didn't. Cope harder
@@bigboydancannon4325 you're right, he didn't go crazy
He was always a deranged fuckwit.
@@bigboydancannon4325
You are half right.
Anyone who unironically drops cartoon villain hot takes like that is either crazy or a narcissist that holds everyone, including his own followers in barely contained disdain.
Peterson is the latter.
Been there, done that when i was a cringe worthy teen and young adult.
Seen and followed people like him many times.
But I grew sceptical enough to not get fooled another time.
You'll learn that lesson in due time.
Or you won't, i frankly don't care.
@@Sonlirain I'm sorry man but 5 seconds on Twitter and you'll know exactly why he's saying what he's saying.
I love the cnc wormhole that opens up after you watch this video.
POV: Jordan Peterson cancels your woke moralist safe space
POV: Jordan Peterson commits Holomodor [sic] against the NOD.
@@roadent217 i mean canonically they did it to themselves.
His safe space was taking so many benzos he had to be put in a coma in Russia to get him clean. Never listen to this man talking about willpower or morality.
@@roadent217 Based and Z-Pilled
Please see my comment.
Doesn't hit as hard as woke moralist but still fits flawlessly into the CnC universe
Cool who what clip of a famous woke moralist would you put on here?
@@lpk6372 th-cam.com/video/6Nvckip7qxk/w-d-xo.html I'm talking bout this one.
I don't know man, if someone isn't cut deep by being called a degenerate, it's probably because they are one. 😆
@@Azraiel213 degenerate literally means nothing when coming from these people lmao
@@Azraiel213 you have done your duty to Emperor Peterson by calling me out.
Yes, I may have departed from the realm of the rational, but I don't think a giant orbital cannon on my position was a necessarily rational response.
That is because you and those who do not call you out have become insane.
I need to be very clear about this so that I am not also targeted with an orbital cannon.
brilliant stuff right here
"We'll see who cancels who"
*WARNING! ION CANNON ACTIVATED!*
lol I loved his Professional explanation as to why he had to use such a kick ass weapon on you..
0:20 NOD has become degenerate? NOD has Avatar waves that have two words and several crotch chops for him!
"Up yours woke Nod, we'll see who cancels who!" - proceeds to use Ion Cannon.
This is why you need to clean your damn room, otherwise you end up in a red zone.
man this is hilarious
Kane: ah yes a worthy opponent
I'm cashing you out, bob
he do have a point tho...
I don't know how he ended up looking more like a C&C villan than he already does
I think is the ham that he brings in the speech
except hes on the global defence initiative side, not the NOD side. see the little GDI logo beside his head? but no one will ever outdo Tim Curry. -I'm escaping to the one place that hasnt been corrupted by capitalism. SCHPACE! (trying not to laugh at own cheesy delivery) th-cam.com/video/g1Sq1Nr58hM/w-d-xo.html
Villain? Lol
@@dustinherk8124 excuse me? But NOD is good! Humanity must embrace Tiberium!
Because he is the good guy all along.
*Clean your room bucko!*
Ion cannon fires
"You have departed from the realm of the rational."
Says the man who works for Ben Shapiro.
I love these beyond measure.
This makes me feel like jp belongs to a crack team of evil super villans.
This reminds me of that guest on Adam and Stitch who was comment about JBPs video. He described as "an enemy general in a video game giving random taunts." Now I can see what he meant. LMAO.
This is some of my favorite humor on the entire internet, right here.
why is this so fucking funny
Please make more in this style for Red Alert 3. Threatening Jordan Peterson would fit perfectly with the behaviours of the opposing generals that always taunt you in that game.
Edit: Or an allied general, too. This style would fit in perfectly with RA3.
This is the best content on the internet!
The colour in this game is wonderful
I don't know why...but it was very satisfying....
Gross.
I love Jordan Peterson and I would love to play a game in which he is a faction in.
My good sir...These are an absolute gold mine lol...
You could probably do this with any rts game like Warcraft and Starcraft too XD
i love these JBP appearing in video game memes out of nowhere
Jordan Peterson calling me a degenerate awakens feelings i didnt know i had 😫
A new fetish?
supporting this just because of how much psychic damage it'll do to his fans
@@sabotabby3372 Pretty sure his fans can separate reality from fiction, which you predditors have great difficulty with. Literally the only negative reactions here are people like you trashing him, which is the usual reaction from people who can't actually refute his arguments.
@@squidikka As if anyone is interested in engaging with gish gallop pseudo-intellectual nonsense.
@@squidikka LMAO. The other guy got you good. What argument is there to refute in a meme video? Surely you agree that trying to refute something here would be dishonest to Jordan because his full argument isn't being presented, what else is there to do other than make fun of him and laugh at a well made joke?
I guess his fans can't separate reality from a joke! Otherwise, they wouldn't be his fans anymore!
Someone needs to make a full mod like this asap
Ion Canon seems like a legitimate response to the described threat.
why does this work so well
damn. Jordan is like a James Bond villain
"This means, that you have become... THE ENEMY"
This needs the: "Hah, gotcha!" From the Cathy Newman Interview at the end.
his stupid little pinstripe suit makes it so much funnier
Weirdest mission in the entire game to me. Who would've guessed, that the only valid way to play a mission with a strict time limit and sewere lack of resourses - is to only build a bunch of the most expensive and time-consuming units? 😂
Please explain, I've been stuck on that mission for 14 years...
@@bambusbananenbaum GDI is basically cheating in this mission, their economy doesn't depend on their own mining but rather yours. The better your economy is, the more incredible GDI economy gets, but it doesn't apply to scrin. You have to time it right as to when to expand to the blue mine to the right of your base.
You have to prioritize killing those juggernauts first since they have almost infinite range but the same rule applies to you if you capture the husk, use them to destroy GDI production buildings.
Hardest part of this mission is the GDI base to the north, frankly I don't have a good idea as to how to stop them from going after scrin if your economy is good, on the other hand, if your economy sucks they will still send enough troops going after scrin
@@bambusbananenbaum scrin version of this mission is super easy though, you got two bases, just spam carrier, destroyer and storm column
@@bambusbananenbaum Never knew about the economy stuff that guy from below is talked about; but found out loooong ago that the only viable unit/tactic on this mission is Avatar spam. And it's also somewhat easy to destroy the Juggernauts with your Commando, while you building them - sure, some microing and some luck required, but it's not that hard.
It's just feels really weird and logic-contradicting - to only build Avatars while you have barely any time or money to do so. But it's the only thing that works...
@@Anonimus693 That's far from the only way to do it. My usual strat:
Immediately tech up to Tech Lab, queue up a surveyor and refinery in the mean time. Set up an expansion at the blue Tib field, using a Commando and 2-3 Obelisks of Light to defend against the GDI waves that come in.
Once you've got that set up, move the Commando north to the GDI super-powered Juggernauts and disable them. Send 4 Saboteurs to capture the Juggernauts - they still have the beefed up vision and attack range.
Use them to shell the GDI bases, cutting off production first, then refineries. While that's happening (it takes a while) use Vertigo bombers to snipe the Mammoths that the northern base pumps out.
I'm starting to think that Jordan Peterson missed his calling... as a narrator for games like these.
Instead of voicing villains he became the closest thing to real life villain himself.
@🏳️🌈⃠ Abort Democracy yeah spewing fascist talking points is go--... oh you're a n@zi nvm.
@🏳️🌈⃠ Abort Democracy Oh but thanks for being evidence for what JBP actually is. Next time a "centrist" tells me he's not a n@zi, I can point him here.
@@bennymountain1 Said the real world cultist who can't define woman, racist, recession....
@🏳️🌈⃠ Abort Democracy Says the mf with "abort democracy" as a username
I keep reading "C&C TW" as "Command and Conquer, Trigger Warning"
You just got mentioned in a PC Gamer article bro! Great job, I love that you're managing to keep Command and Conquer relevant in this way. Keep it up :)
Thanks man! Yes, I was surprised to see them contacting me & I had a brief conversation with them. :)
If only C&C could make a comeback.
dude this fits so well.
10/10
I'd love to hear him do voice acting work.
He narrates his own books.
I'd love to see him six feet under
@@TheAnthery Bruh what the hell's wrong with you.
If you liked 'Nuclear Gandhi' in Civilization, you're going to love 'Ionic Peterson' in Command and Conquer!!☢☢☢☢
Whoever made this connection is a genius
Just reading the title makes me lol. It's so ridiculous, yet so funny. Thank you for this, really. And keep them coming.
i agree with my man jp
"Up yours woke moralists...we'll see who Ion Cannons who"
"Our Base is Under Attack!"
Nah bro. Your base is already dead.
"NANI!?!?"
Dude these memes are awesome
This is a masterpiece of memery.
Imagine Jordan coming on your radio and berating you while you’re fighting for your life on a literal battlefield 😂
Dont kink shame.
That's usually the point of a video game yeah
These never get old. 😂😂😂
the only way to listen jordan peterson
I like peterson. These are hilarious
same
Alright Commander Peterson keep talking that good shit, Im building my fourth factory at my second base now-
I never knew I needed this, it fits perfectly. I hope the algorithm picks this up and blows it up. If not now, then sometime in the future.
These are weirdly starting to fit more and more.
Peterson seems more like a Nod guy. He'd accuse the GDI of being wolf moralists
no.. you're the Nod guy.
@@AdrianGrave Anime profile picture compells me to disregard anything you have to say
@@DeadManSinging1 you don't even need an anime profile for me to disregard what you say,. ;)
@@AdrianGrave Cope
@@DeadManSinging1 seethe. dilate.
It's amazing how well this fits in with the C&C style campiness.
I love these edits.
This is what happens when you don't clean your room.
God JP is awesome
Jordan Peterson has (literally) roasted me (to death, I am on fire)
To get such a message before a big bang. Now that's classy
Cnc3 and KW were such good games