Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 572 w/ Chris Distefano

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  • @chrisdcomedy
    @chrisdcomedy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1636

    THANKS FOR HAVING ME ON! TOO MUCH FUN! YASSSSS

    • @colindenton6756
      @colindenton6756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      How does @chrisdcomedy Chrissy drip drop comment only have 7 likes an no replies? Hahaha

    • @chrisdcomedy
      @chrisdcomedy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@colindenton6756 i commented late CUZ but i freaking love you babe

    • @colindenton6756
      @colindenton6756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@chrisdcomedy I’ve gotta say the fact that Chrissy Wet Lips is replying is BIG hype. Love you too honey stay fab.

    • @tacticalcloud642
      @tacticalcloud642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey Chrissy good job

    • @MikeJones-iz1qq
      @MikeJones-iz1qq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chrissy you're the most screwed in kid in the game. Thanks for the laughs babe

  • @cannongerber3257
    @cannongerber3257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1616

    I used to have no idea who Chris was, now he’s my favorite part of every podcast he comes on

    • @lenapauline8634
      @lenapauline8634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      I'm currently on a hard chrissy d bender and make no mistake im not stopping any time soon babe.

    • @DrDANKize
      @DrDANKize 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      History hyenas...check it out!

    • @manamitoyota95
      @manamitoyota95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Guy Code bro MTV2

    • @Leosalejandro
      @Leosalejandro 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/fWZdKWw75bQ/w-d-xo.html

    • @patrickibarra2191
      @patrickibarra2191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lena Pauline if you think your not gonna listen to chissie everyday, u got another thing coming

  • @almightysosa3007
    @almightysosa3007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    Archaeologists will be baffled 10,000 years from now when they find a pair of penguin bones off the New Jersey turnpike

    • @mattmills3645
      @mattmills3645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I feel like that isn't even top 10 of the weirdest shit they will find in that area

    • @sextwister
      @sextwister 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol we find lion bones in italy and we know they were probably brought there.

    • @almightysosa3007
      @almightysosa3007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sextwister lions in Italy and penguins in jersey aren’t the same pal

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mattmills3645 Was thinking the same thing 😂 it is Jersey

    • @gguni3028
      @gguni3028 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@almightysosa3007 a hundrer percent. Lions would adapt better

  • @dbrano74
    @dbrano74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2093

    Distefano has become “Podcast Gold.” I’ve never seen him on any pod where he doesn’t come in blazing hot.

    • @capt_howdy
      @capt_howdy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      MAKE NO MISTAKE IT’S WHAT IT IS

    • @INORBET
      @INORBET 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Better if he didn’t constantly repeat himself on every pod though 👌🏼 😂

    • @jeremiaha5167
      @jeremiaha5167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So true. This dude is the perfect guest on every comedy podcast.

    • @drunkwizard
      @drunkwizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@INORBET nah bro... jus go to sleep

    • @INORBET
      @INORBET 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Roddy oh good one just go to sleep ahhh ya got me 😂😂👌🏼😘

  • @Broot603
    @Broot603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    I love that with how dark Tom's humor is, Christina still says some of the most FOUL shit. Aaaand Chris Distefizzy is an up and coming GOAT

    • @jodotohp
      @jodotohp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Todd: I love seeing people hurt themselves in amusing ways.
      Christine: You're a serial killer.
      [a beat]
      Christine: I see certain kinds of people and crave their deaths.

    • @Zambicus
      @Zambicus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I often feel like Christina only plays disgusted at Tom's sicker jokes, she knows the value of the straight-laced character. It's even funnier this way.

    • @Funnylittleman
      @Funnylittleman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Zambicus definitely. Mommy Tina is so much smarter than most people give her credit for. Hell, she’s smarter than she gives herself credit for.

    • @DNYGdj
      @DNYGdj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YASSSSS

    • @user-bq6of9gy6p
      @user-bq6of9gy6p 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DNYG CUUUUUUUTE

  • @willdelarosa8238
    @willdelarosa8238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Christina: Are you on tiktok ?
    Chris: no I don’t support anything from China.
    LOLOL

    • @KilyanAustin
      @KilyanAustin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nobody should be on tiktok lol. It is literally like a chinese facebook collecting data

    • @jeremydavis3829
      @jeremydavis3829 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      'R?4d??de

  • @Thekidwatchingyou
    @Thekidwatchingyou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    “Nothing Chinese is gonna take me down” just about made me pass out laughing

  • @sethrichards1005
    @sethrichards1005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +848

    Chrisy D has the highest words per minute out of all the mommies.

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He averages 1.5 heart attacks per minute

    • @max.aura10k
      @max.aura10k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Him and Santino are neck and neck

    • @harriskeyser2765
      @harriskeyser2765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@max.aura10k i was gonna throw santino in there. Dudes crazy fast lol

    • @BostonBlues
      @BostonBlues 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he's on the white chrissy never talks that fast lol

    • @TheChaneaux
      @TheChaneaux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Chrissy ADHD

  • @MPrint67
    @MPrint67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Chris telling the story about his dad yelling “show ya bush!” was the funniest thing I’ve heard this year.

    • @larrymcjones
      @larrymcjones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      HAKUNA MATATA!

    • @SirDBCooper
      @SirDBCooper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You have to listen to the version of that story he tells in like 2012 on a podcast called The Roundtable of Gentlemen. The episode is called Show Ya Bush. He also tells a better version of Bobby Pets on an episode titled that.

    • @michaelhughes3929
      @michaelhughes3929 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shout out Chrissy hidden man boobs and the homeless pimp. Love light victory now. So wonderful to see others who know how special, and how much of a tear he is to the comedy world

  • @AndrewIles
    @AndrewIles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1020

    There needs to be a movie based on Chrissy's life. And his father needs to be played by Joey Diaz.

    • @orenthalsimpson
      @orenthalsimpson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It would have way too much gay sex for my liking

    • @EricTheRed98
      @EricTheRed98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Will Sasso would be golden as his dad. He could play a grimy Italian lol

    • @hallurdanielsen9163
      @hallurdanielsen9163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I imagined someone like Mac’s dad in IASIP

    • @michaelroccooo
      @michaelroccooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or maybe Colin Quinn

    • @jakestagg
      @jakestagg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can someone please check out my new track and let me know what they think, need some feedback! Lol

  • @Tomdawg89
    @Tomdawg89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    Make no mistake, Chrissy is coming in HOT on every pod he does.

    • @billybarron479
      @billybarron479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's what it is

    • @theCrypticRain
      @theCrypticRain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Duuude. He’s killing it. Shit is crazy.

    • @kinneyclausnitzer2791
      @kinneyclausnitzer2791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Coming in hot or coked out? Don’t get me wrong I’m a fan love Chrissy D but he seems to be a bit more than usual

    • @ryntimothy21
      @ryntimothy21 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      100 %!!!!!

    • @HistoryHyenas
      @HistoryHyenas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      the kid is just WILD!!!!

  • @christopherplatthanoian3777
    @christopherplatthanoian3777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    I feel like the length Tom goes without showing a clip to guest speaks directly to how much he enjoys what the guest is saying.

    • @acehilmcdoy9753
      @acehilmcdoy9753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Absolutely. It's not exactly a crutch...but it's deffo a method to help a lack luster guest sometimes.

  • @royceisthebestrapper7686
    @royceisthebestrapper7686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    Imagine being a low energy comic and having to follow Chris lmao, that’s gotta be a nightmere 😂😂😂

    • @sheeeitmayn4384
      @sheeeitmayn4384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tis a hard one

    • @brixkidd6971
      @brixkidd6971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is how we all are out here.

    • @EverydayConversationsPodcast
      @EverydayConversationsPodcast 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      cause Chris is a adderal addict...

    • @HistoryHyenas
      @HistoryHyenas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      RIP LMAO

    • @royceisthebestrapper7686
      @royceisthebestrapper7686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dylan LeBlanc you know him personally? Because I know plenty of high energy people who are not on uppers. Kind of a rude assumption unless you know this to be true, and even if it true that going around outing him to strangers on the internet? You must be keeping it low and loose, young one :)

  • @TendoTheDude
    @TendoTheDude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Dude you guys are killing it with the scheduling. Early morning is amazing and filling out the week starting with Two bears on Monday, and now Roach on Tuesday. Mommies on Wednesday. And Joe Rogan for the rest of the week. Driving a dump truck 50 hours a week has never been better.

    • @matthewpeed774
      @matthewpeed774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Run a 748L skidder 50 hours a week and couldn't agree more lol.

    • @weezypeezy1725
      @weezypeezy1725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do you like the joe Formans grill look?

    • @matthewpeed774
      @matthewpeed774 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@weezypeezy1725 I'm sorry I'm not following

    • @carson8982
      @carson8982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@matthewpeed774 joes new studio im guessing?

    • @johnflaherty810
      @johnflaherty810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      thank you for your service. hopefully girls over 18 send you more videos!

  • @kingleunitas5920
    @kingleunitas5920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    He's like a young Joey Diaz! Just stories for days

    • @lean.2366
      @lean.2366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This guy's dad is Joey Diaz for sure

    • @historyrepeat402
      @historyrepeat402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      This is joeys daughter he was taking about, he didn’t wanna admit he had a gay son

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      reminder that its OK to kill republicans

    • @thestock1144
      @thestock1144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Chris's dad and Joey have to know each other.

    • @SirBagelsFGR
      @SirBagelsFGR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joey is going to be recurring on History Hyenas to learn something

  • @MooseGlutes
    @MooseGlutes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    I don't think there are two podcasts with more sayings and inside jokes than YMH and HH. Don't be stingy or steel pipe Chrissy will come see you in a different way!

    • @vincenthucknall7175
      @vincenthucknall7175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What is hh?

    • @josephbauer9070
      @josephbauer9070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@vincenthucknall7175 History Hyenas its the podcast Chris is from you FF!

    • @winkyflex7826
      @winkyflex7826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Vincent Hucknall History Hyenas, the podcast that Chris has :)

    • @vincenthucknall7175
      @vincenthucknall7175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@winkyflex7826 thank you, never watched it. I'll watch it.... but I gotta finish this one first

    • @winkyflex7826
      @winkyflex7826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vincent Hucknall you’re welcome:)

  • @christinameyers6848
    @christinameyers6848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Can Christina just add "here's the deal, man." merch already.

    • @rolln8ths
      @rolln8ths 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Does it feel weird to type your own name

    • @jonathansanchez319
      @jonathansanchez319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@rolln8ths Bro you're baked, light another bowl for me

    • @CharlieEvansBristol
      @CharlieEvansBristol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You spelld it wrong, it's Christine!

    • @FloorGorilla
      @FloorGorilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Her merch should read, "Netflix and ONLY Cuddle."

    • @rolln8ths
      @rolln8ths 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jonathan Sanchez lmaoXD

  • @3micsthriplethreat
    @3micsthriplethreat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    The comedy world traded Delia for Distefeno.

    • @nickmitchell7584
      @nickmitchell7584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Good trade

    • @guywithalltheanswers6942
      @guywithalltheanswers6942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Chrissy somehow fucked more girls than Delia though the age was probably a lot higher and he even has a kid.

    • @julianschnorrenberg1115
      @julianschnorrenberg1115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Thank god

    • @jmct1142
      @jmct1142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Holy shit man you're right LMFAO. I miss Chris tho fight me bitches

    • @bigboinutbaggins7134
      @bigboinutbaggins7134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Nah show me proof Delia did it then maybe. delia is funny asf

  • @Tkeane8
    @Tkeane8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Christine thinking people don’t mow their lawns is the least surprising thing I’ve ever heard

    • @michaelmartin96
      @michaelmartin96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I thought she was joking at first. Sad she will never know the joy of drinking a cold beer, sitting on your mower

    • @Physicallyretard
      @Physicallyretard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      it was her "a gallon of milk cost 10$" moment to me lol

    • @mr1rottenapple
      @mr1rottenapple 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It was kinda sad right....that’s the one catch with these famous people....they are basically so egotistical that they just focus on themselves their whole lives to the point that they haven’t lived normal life.

    • @mjhorner1496
      @mjhorner1496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lol on where my moms at pod she talked about having a postpartum doula to hand the baby to so she could sleep, and I was like oh she lives in a different world

    • @chrisbenoit4273
      @chrisbenoit4273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What the fuck is with people in the Midwest and being proud of the most mundane things? Saying this as someone thats lived in the Midwest my entire life. 😂

  • @GSTACK57
    @GSTACK57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    These are the only thing that gets me through my work day, the 6 am switch has made me the happiest mommy in the world. Thank you Jeans.

    • @grizzlywidow
      @grizzlywidow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'll tell you what. I'm glad you're finding solace in these here YMH satellite VHS feeds, but might I be so bold as to suggest that the next time you've got the blues, feelin' claustrophobic at work &/or just generally aimless in Life..
      you drop 'bout 10-12 Benadryl right there on the spot.
      you know what I'm talking bout.
      Ol' nightshade herself!!
      Brew of the Thinking Man.
      Elixir of the Gentle folk.
      Purple Haze..
      Rejuvenating Tonifier to all those who but reach unto that outstretched hand 🕉
      It WILL keep you on your toes and SHARP between the ears, Amigo.

    • @zyourzgrandzmaz
      @zyourzgrandzmaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      just avoid 2 bears unless you want to become an alcoholic and lose brain cells from how dumb it is

    • @GSTACK57
      @GSTACK57 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zyourzgrandzmaz 2 bears is gold my friend I'm sorry you dont like it

    • @thetrap5941
      @thetrap5941 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @bendejo8
    @bendejo8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Christina before quarantine: "Omg Tom is gonna murder me! He's a psychopath!
    Christina during quarantine: "Genocide is a pretty cool idea."

  • @_Salva503
    @_Salva503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    I’ve been waiting this this episode with Chrissy for the past month!

  • @Flowlosopha
    @Flowlosopha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Chris' impression of his aunt sounds just like Tim Dillon

  • @mikestory2891
    @mikestory2891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I can't get enough of "Chrissy Kid Stories" talking about his dad.

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HAKUNA MATATA!

  • @Bakerfreid
    @Bakerfreid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The "can you hit that mic some more" moment was so pure. laughed SO hard

    • @TastyChevelle
      @TastyChevelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Timestamp?

    • @spridle
      @spridle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Time stamp?

    • @Ozzgod09
      @Ozzgod09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TastyChevelle 55:08

    • @amandaandbug4914
      @amandaandbug4914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just realize he meant actually hitting it. I thought he meant can you speak more into the mic lollll. I was so confused because her mouth seems pretty close to it at all times

  • @PJSteMarie
    @PJSteMarie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Chris is the best guest for any podcast, him and YMH teaming up is what 2020 needed.

    • @rom731
      @rom731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he was the best on bad friends

    • @garyemery8802
      @garyemery8802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hes fuckin hilarious

    • @jdivision79
      @jdivision79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Him or Bobby Lee

    • @ethanwarner1164
      @ethanwarner1164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dudes lit up on some kinda stimulant 😂

  • @b.newsome8696
    @b.newsome8696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Distefano just kills. His dad stories need to be a Netflix cartoon

  • @MrBlackLenses
    @MrBlackLenses 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Chrissy Drip Drops is on the couch, baby
    Edit: wow they opened with Chrissy Drip Drops

    • @joeblow1006
      @joeblow1006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I turn into a telescope when I see Chrissy drip drops on any pod

  • @DirtyD
    @DirtyD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The entire segment about him, his dad, and his family should definitely be a show!

    • @Audiofatuation
      @Audiofatuation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He tried it, didn't pick up pilot. FFS

  • @ashleysartattack5600
    @ashleysartattack5600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I listened to this at work yesterday and “Direction of right eye,” had me rolling! 😂😂😂

  • @DylanABye
    @DylanABye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Tom does such a good “WELP” 😂 just the fact that he yells it

  • @guy8029
    @guy8029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    So glad I opened TH-cam to find this

    • @thisTofu
      @thisTofu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      monday, wednesday, and fridays, always same time!

    • @DanielDanger420
      @DanielDanger420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got a notification... living in 2020 here and all...

  • @RolieRoliePolie
    @RolieRoliePolie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Chris has so many stories, he needs to come back

  • @jrob9397
    @jrob9397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    I gave Tom two weeks after he moves here to Texas and he’ll start saying “I’ll tell you what.

    • @guywithalltheanswers6942
      @guywithalltheanswers6942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No one even has an accent in Austin and if they do it's more like the accent in days and confused. East Texas and far west and north Texas sound like that but Austin sounds like 1/10 of a those accents.

    • @Bobojanglesbo
      @Bobojanglesbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tyler Gay excuse you it goes ‘Ahh’ll tehhll yew hwhat.’

    • @ryuhn8604
      @ryuhn8604 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The traditional accent is mostly used by the older generations. My friends and I might have a little bit of an accent, but not much. We do say y'all a shit ton but that's becoming normal in a lot of places.

    • @Mordecai9052
      @Mordecai9052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I need tom to fully commit to the cowboy lifestyle and take the 6 month horse journey to his new home in Texas.

    • @thismothafuckasaid7304
      @thismothafuckasaid7304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@guywithalltheanswers6942 Funny bc accents sounded thick to me when I visited Austin..but I'm from NJ, so everyone in Texas sounded same to me. Guess similar to people NOT being able to tell difference between accents of Brooklyn, Bronx, Long Island, NJ, etc..

  • @stephen32frazier
    @stephen32frazier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I've never heard someone talk so much and so fast without really interrupting the other people lol

  • @danielpenrodii2389
    @danielpenrodii2389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    “Whenever you’re in the presence of a psychopath, you know”.
    Christina knows that ALLLLL too well.

  • @chestrockwell4640
    @chestrockwell4640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    In the history of YMH I’ve never connected more with an opening video.
    YOURE DOIN GOOD

    • @SirGrassyNoL
      @SirGrassyNoL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      good news: youre an official cool guy, guy

    • @MrModernwarfare63
      @MrModernwarfare63 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He looks like very😂😂

  • @Tattooedlady26
    @Tattooedlady26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Hell yeah, thanks for posting. I'm gonna watch this instead of flicking the bean this mornin.

  • @tryitout-701
    @tryitout-701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I love how chrissy started a therapy session in less than 2 minutes

  • @cassidyzenkere2063
    @cassidyzenkere2063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    So happy Chrissy D got on here. Haven’t seen Tommy laugh this hard in awhile.

    • @xrmighty
      @xrmighty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did you watch him on h3? They went on yesterday. That was a pretty good one 👍🏽

    • @nickwalker8839
      @nickwalker8839 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      WHAT?!?!?

    • @TheAverageSavage1021
      @TheAverageSavage1021 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      mighty mighty I’ve never seen him on H3? I even searched, never came up?

    • @BenRaddatz
      @BenRaddatz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol what? Tom's been dying of laughter on recent YMH and 2B1C episodes

    • @katiemccreath7751
      @katiemccreath7751 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tim and Christine are on H3

  • @thawhizard6224
    @thawhizard6224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    "Don't you wish you could decide who lives or dies"
    - cuts to add break

    • @Clem_Kadidlehopper
      @Clem_Kadidlehopper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Skip to the end and replay the video to kill ad breaks from youtube

    • @phalspar
      @phalspar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spend some cash or deal w it

    • @chimpooey9083
      @chimpooey9083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Use VRBO - piss on it, beat it... Try it out!

    • @SuperPope69
      @SuperPope69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Dave C could've been auto correct. My phone has corrected ad to add before

    • @unknown-or5lm
      @unknown-or5lm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Clem_Kadidlehopper but then what do i do for the dozen ad reads they do during the vid?

  • @LuisAlvarez-ju4yk
    @LuisAlvarez-ju4yk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I FUCKEN DIED WEN HE SAID, “He’s taking communion.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nickmedina6776
    @nickmedina6776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    That last “women should” box got me

  • @blakem000
    @blakem000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Nice shout out for Ian Bagg! One of the best episodes in a while. Him and Pemberton are great for the YMH format!

    • @BB-ie2nh
      @BB-ie2nh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes!

  • @Lil-Dogpool
    @Lil-Dogpool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I’m so glad there’s still a comedy podcast out there that keeps it super simple, just dump pure idiotic comedy. So good when you’re hungover and don’t want to think and just chuckle a little. Keep it going guys!! Love it

    • @finnthedogg4521
      @finnthedogg4521 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now theyre struggling to stay afloat without Nadav. He was for sure a bigger part of the show than Tim and Christian led on.

  • @vinnyp3715
    @vinnyp3715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    I hate when people don’t understand the mommies humor. My wife’s boyfriend just kicked my ass for putting the new episode on our TV!

    • @twopeebsinapod6908
      @twopeebsinapod6908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Is this Duncans burner account?

    • @royceisthebestrapper7686
      @royceisthebestrapper7686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well if you’re gonna keep walking around the house all low and loose like that can you really blame him?

    • @xSqueakyPeachx
      @xSqueakyPeachx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She probably eats his scrum unprompted

    • @richardbennett1172
      @richardbennett1172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You oughtta know Neil's Wednesday night tv schedule by now..... Amateur

  • @dizzlepup8895
    @dizzlepup8895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Really happy for Josh Potter- funny dude who deserves his own pod.

  • @loganflo8446
    @loganflo8446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    “He’s like a gender fluid Ted Bundy”

  • @KrustyKrabbzy
    @KrustyKrabbzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I got stood up last night but have my mommies here in the morning to comfort me. Thanks chomos, keep following proto, don’t drink aokohaw

  • @officialnoyakuk
    @officialnoyakuk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Christine out of the blue:
    Do you wish you could control who lives or dies?

    • @bendejo8
      @bendejo8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ChristinA before quarantine was worried Tom was gonna kill... and now she's just like genocide is pretty cool 😂

  • @brocksdaddy081910
    @brocksdaddy081910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    I hate being an FF but Chrissy D is one of the funniest people ever.

  • @casualwater698
    @casualwater698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "We come from different parts of Brooklyn but we both love history so much...." I'm glad they could see past their differences.

  • @shinigamitkd
    @shinigamitkd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "SHOW YOUR BUSH"
    had me fucking howling. 😂😂😂😂

  • @sterlingreed6336
    @sterlingreed6336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ive never laughed as hard as i did when reading out the cool guy application

  • @michaeltompkins7319
    @michaeltompkins7319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Chrissy and the mommies!!! I've turned into a telescope in a different way

    • @kevinl3254
      @kevinl3254 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chrissy has been coming at these west coast FF’s podcasts in a different way

    • @tylerdouglas1896
      @tylerdouglas1896 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I t. And.

  • @larrymcjones
    @larrymcjones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Listening to Christina talk about how much gas mowers suck while I have to do my lawn with a manual mechanical push mower lol

    • @jeremyedgett3394
      @jeremyedgett3394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mowed grass with a manual mechanical mower for years, and it worked better than several gas and electric powered mowers I've had. However, a good quality self- propelled or riding motor is amazing!

    • @jurj97
      @jurj97 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeremyedgett3394 I've always wondered, do the manual ones get everything on the first pass or do you have to do multiple to get everything even?

    • @larrymcjones
      @larrymcjones 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      jurj depends how often you’re mowing for me

  • @RocSkater09
    @RocSkater09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Never heard of this guest but I really like him! He's hilarious. God bless this man!

  • @lizl2432
    @lizl2432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Chrissy-900-words-per-minute Distefano", lets go! He''s geeked up this ep, love it.

  • @lanceslarock
    @lanceslarock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:39:06 I can't help but imagine a group of archaeologists, 10,000 years from now, excavating the ruins of the New Jersey Turnpike, finding the fossilized remains of an Antarctic bird, and being utterly baffled.

  • @servidig483
    @servidig483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Just love how Chrissy brings his soundboard in his longo wherever he goes

    • @JamesJourneyWithJesus
      @JamesJourneyWithJesus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have you seen the new Kanye West and Joe Rogan interview?! th-cam.com/video/S74Ctp8xklk/w-d-xo.html 😂 😆

  • @Mikemikemike13579
    @Mikemikemike13579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    This YMH episode is WILD!

    • @kevinl3254
      @kevinl3254 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mike Emoji Face is that you?

  • @ozzycalle
    @ozzycalle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Make no mistake, Chrissie’s jeans are high and tight!

    • @calumrosscameron
      @calumrosscameron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      fusion perfected

    • @TheSlowPony77
      @TheSlowPony77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Es lo que es

    • @dsu1097
      @dsu1097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can't wait to crack him open

    • @mt-zf6xp
      @mt-zf6xp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CHARACTER PIECE CUZ

    • @mikkoandthebee
      @mikkoandthebee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ITS WHAT IT IS

  • @101waystosizearing4
    @101waystosizearing4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    If it says Chris Destefano in the title, I click. Last year I was the same way with Theo Von. And the year before that I was the same way with Bill Burr. Now I’m on that Chrissy Strikouts Drip Drop

    • @herbythechef7624
      @herbythechef7624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow that sounds really similar to my comedy adventure

  • @Theraiderofarcs
    @Theraiderofarcs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Tom's dad is my second favorite part of this show. 1st is Tom laughing at people in pain.

    • @421less1
      @421less1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Oh hey buddy" is the best

  • @Craig332
    @Craig332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Tom's eyes lighting up at the mention of Ted Bundy. Like a kid at Christmas

  • @Onamorata
    @Onamorata 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Chris is genuinely one of the funniest people I’ve ever heard.

  • @greekmobster
    @greekmobster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Episode and Guest of the year. Chrissie D is Franks and Beans. He's a full on Aggit !

  • @cobeallen5545
    @cobeallen5545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    This 6am release is going to change my life. Thanks mommy’s nothing I love more then hearing ridiculous moaning nosies all morning long, keep it high and tight. I appreciate all the free content and am looking forward to all the ymh live shows down the road 🤘🏼

  • @xtoxicgamer
    @xtoxicgamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tom laughing at other people’s fucked up dads. Reminds me of Due date. Laughed in his face and says my dad would never do that he loves me. Lololol

  • @stevemiller4947
    @stevemiller4947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    " Show us your bush" is my favorite bit that Chris D does!

  • @BarDownSnizzzzy19
    @BarDownSnizzzzy19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Make no mistake chrissy Cristos came and put the whole show on NOUTICE!

  • @jurj97
    @jurj97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Chris was my favorite on Guy Code as a kid and he's even better as a legit stand up

  • @guywithalltheanswers6942
    @guywithalltheanswers6942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    You can feel the energy shift when Chrissy get is in the room. It's crazy.

    • @Ben7aminFields
      @Ben7aminFields 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How so?

    • @guywithalltheanswers6942
      @guywithalltheanswers6942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Ben7aminFields He start talking really fucking fast and everyone else has to react. The New York comedian vs Cali comics. Same as Tim Dillon or Mark Normand. You can see it plain as day.

    • @conburgundy
      @conburgundy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's too much

    • @guywithalltheanswers6942
      @guywithalltheanswers6942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@conburgundy Yea he was nervous as fuck. I would recommend him on Tiger belly or more recently Bad Friends, he was the first guest ever . He gets a little nervous when it's a huge deal like this. His fighter in the kid appearances were legendary but they happened right before Callen got cancelled. His trajectory was shooting like a star and covid hit right at the peak. So fucking lame. Hope Rogan stops being so fucking uptight and learns how to just let comedians joke around without getting his ego all hurt because they are being more funny than him so they can let him on.

    • @FBeckenbauer4
      @FBeckenbauer4 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@guywithalltheanswers6942 If this was sarcasm to match your name then you are pure genius.

  • @sketcharmslong6289
    @sketcharmslong6289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Chrissy D is pumped up and comin' in hot

    • @vincenthucknall7175
      @vincenthucknall7175 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was on steroids. He was 17. Ya know?

    • @Belznis
      @Belznis 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      At times he sounded a bit like Dr.Drew when finishing a sentence with the laugh, but maybe it is just me. Fun episode, cool stories.

    • @thomasmccormick3822
      @thomasmccormick3822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vincent Hucknall lol is this what the non mommies feel like when they read Garth brooks comments?

  • @jackche8271
    @jackche8271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “I love that feeling, knowing someone is scared” - Tom 1:04:58 😬🤦🏻‍♂️ Segura scares me sometimes

  • @nulledpixel
    @nulledpixel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Holy crap, Chris is hilarious. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I love his stories about his dad. Reminds me of my dad. I think it was just that generation of men that gave no f's and spoke their mind.

    • @HistoryHyenas
      @HistoryHyenas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      BABE! COME CHECK OUT HIS PODCAST HISTORY HYENAS! EVERY WEEK HIM AND YANNI PAPPAS BREAK DOWN A MOMENT IN HISTORY AND THINGS GET TOO WILD! YASSSSSS

  • @mohammednasir6097
    @mohammednasir6097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate the new cameras and video quality, the recent videos just look so good

  • @kreedsutherland4207
    @kreedsutherland4207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    They've never mowed a lawn before.... It's too hot and too heavy to push so everyone in L.A pays people to do it for them. I'm from Australia where 80 year old ladies mow they're lawns.

    • @123G-r4d
      @123G-r4d 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kreed Sutherland is an uber aussie sounding name

  • @bridgerarnold6412
    @bridgerarnold6412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Oh mark was not stingy with this one. Chrissy long days turns me into a telescope.

  • @GreatestEvver
    @GreatestEvver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    can we appreciate in the intro that when it said “with tom segura”, the camera went to christina then when it said “and christina pazsitzky” it went to tom

  • @gisellethequeen11207
    @gisellethequeen11207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m crying... this guys a nut... I’m already requesting a part 2 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @austinfretz2749
    @austinfretz2749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Lt lollipop coming to see YMH in a different way!

  • @maryannevt156
    @maryannevt156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "He pushes my bangs down, and I don't know what that means..." 🤣🤣🤣 (*You know exactly what that means: Franks & Beans)

  • @g3rehmann718
    @g3rehmann718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I AM MAN!" "YOU MARRIED A MAN!" lol I love Tom's faces as Christina reads the emails!!

  • @ashleyadams_4870
    @ashleyadams_4870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Chris’s segment kept me entertained and locked in the entire time, hilarious

  • @scottkeator8519
    @scottkeator8519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Just commented on the last history hyenas that I’ve been waiting for him to be on ymh, so hyped for this

  • @hopecarmouche9018
    @hopecarmouche9018 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Cool Guy application is the funniest thing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @RnDxJha
    @RnDxJha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    What about a fed smoker movie staring Tom as fed smoker himself?

    • @zyourzgrandzmaz
      @zyourzgrandzmaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      conald is dead bro

    • @RnDxJha
      @RnDxJha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@zyourzgrandzmaz not in our hearts he isn't... 💕

    • @LukeH930
      @LukeH930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'd rather see Tom in a movie portraying Top Dogg.

    • @RnDxJha
      @RnDxJha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LukeH930 why not both? Make it a double feature.

    • @Funnylittleman
      @Funnylittleman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Val Kilmer should play Herkster in the movie. He looks just like him b

  • @calliepreston8000
    @calliepreston8000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This was by far one of my favorite YMH episodes ever, Distefano is the best guest. He's so authentic and has some great fuckin stories!!! Keeps em high and tight

  • @muckrak3r
    @muckrak3r 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Top 10 podcast of all time right here. I love stories of "sideways" dads, uncles, family friends, etc. So fun. This dude Chris probably has 250 stories at a minimum that would interest most of society. We need more!

  • @TAA2025
    @TAA2025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Actually Christina, when someone is riding a bike down the street...you do control whether they live or die. Try it out

    • @christianmaas8934
      @christianmaas8934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Open your door suddenly. Piss on me. Beat me.
      Try it out

    • @AB-ee5tb
      @AB-ee5tb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Piss on me beat me soo woo

  • @Cruel-Spark
    @Cruel-Spark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Omg! I always giggle when Chrissy is on! He’s a treasure man. Fucking brilliant! And love me some YMH!!

    • @inFiniteTraCer
      @inFiniteTraCer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shannon Lee Chrissy Strike Out always hits home runs.

  • @RolieRoliePolie
    @RolieRoliePolie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:25:00 I know that made Tim excited to hear his friend bundy being brought up lol

  • @Vers16
    @Vers16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    My sister went down into the mountain!

  • @sgswaney
    @sgswaney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Deciding who lives or dies, is really just deciding who dies.

    • @jobri5688
      @jobri5688 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed

    • @mitchellnewman3266
      @mitchellnewman3266 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chris is better on PC, his stand up is funny and he's going to get much better but any1 can follow him. No hate, just truth IMO

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mitchellnewman3266 I agree hes hilarious on the podcast. His energy on History Hyenas when he is ON is something else.

  • @Obkev
    @Obkev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Imagine 100 years from now archaeologists find Bobby Pets penguin and say that they found an ancient penguin 😂

  • @josephfragomeni
    @josephfragomeni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Chris had mentioned he was going to be on this show and I have been looking so forward to it. this is the highest and tightest!

  • @SKARFINGER
    @SKARFINGER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Arent those balls hanging out in the "Tammy Segura" tennis add? 24:43

    • @kiltzanm
      @kiltzanm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      How did they skip this?!??!?!? It was the first thing I noticed!!!

    • @mimigiggles4199
      @mimigiggles4199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But did you see the satanic phallic symbol?

  • @Dowinohue
    @Dowinohue 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Such refreshing honest sincerity, with comedy that won’t quit (not that big ole SQUARE fake comedy, but the REAL THIC comedy)

  • @poweramulets1725
    @poweramulets1725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Imagine living in LA and seeing Tom in a bush 25ft away staring at you.