And you notice how he said he has a bad memory, didn't remember seeing Tom a bunch of times, but then when Christina talked about a past meetup with Theo, he remembered all the details. Ex. How many years ago and where it was.
@@ibaneziceman2007 nah dude they only set us up at the end to try and get out of this clean. didn't you see the vid of Christina and Theo? my boi def went balls deep into her. You can also tell Christina was just making stuff up and Theo wasn't having it. Either way pretty funny
The fact that the producers laugh hysterically and its audible is the best addition to the new studio. They are now part of the show. ALL of the shows. Nadav and Josh are SO FUNNY
Maybe he just couldn't handle it. He was over 70. Things are different as you get older. No excuse for a Father who doesn't step up. Circumstance and coping is individual to each persons experience. Not saying its okay but doesn't mean he was cheating.
Theo, we love you though. I want you to be better tomorrow than you are today and be better today than you were yesterday. After that, just be your unique self. That's all we can really do. Everyone has problems, most just don't talk about it. Maybe Theo has relationship issues, but probably you do. Maybe Theo stubbed his toe last week, maybe he sharted a bit too hard earlier today. Maybe we don't care because he's so fucking hilarious 24/7. I just hope he's having a good time and always looking forward to tomorrow.
1:33:48 Tom: I feel like a lot of dark-haired girls get extensions. Christina: What do you mean dark-haired girls? Tom: There are certain ethnicities... Theo: Like strippers?
It didn't seem like much of a joke when that last video came up. Tom seemed pissed, and Christina was trying to cover up for that story like Walt with the 2nd cell phone in Breaking Bad. It was uncomfortably tense.
I love how they talk to him like a parent and really care about how he feels and what’s going one in his head. Christina and Tom really care and it’s so beautiful see.
Just saw this in the parking lot of my kids school and did the same thing. So much hype all this time that I’m afraid to watch and be underwhelmed lol love me some mommy time and Theo is my Jam ❤️
I know I'm watching this three years too late, but I don't know Theo very well other than a few clips I've seen and shorts. So I decided to watch this full episode to get more of his personality and get to know him. I do believe that this is one of the most interesting men I've ever seen. I need to check his stand-up
The mommies are king trolls. Kudos to Tim, Christine, and Theo for having us all going for what seems like forever. Can't wait to hear Theo on Dr Drew now!
I really admire how Theo will subtly hint here and there that he understands how destructive porn can be. We need more public figures showing the right path
I love how you can tell during this podcast exactly how much Tom and Christina genuinely love their friends, like Theo. I wish I had some friends like Tom and Christina, man. They make their friends legitimately rich, and not in terms of money but that _real_ richness, you know? That's beautiful.
That last 30 minutes was the best part of the podcast. #TheoGate part 2 has begun. We need more answers!!! Wikileaks if you are still out there we need your help.
This is the first time I’ve ever watched this podcast. I’m like 10 minutes in and I can’t tell if they’re being serious about anything. I think I love them though
I'm wondering that now lmao. I feel like the kids in the car watching the explosion were both certainly black teenagers, and Theo acts like they were white kids and everyone plays along. Not sure what's real anymore
I know this episode is old, but I love Theo so much. On this show Tom and Christina feel like his parents and I love this. ❤❤❤❤ He’s like a precious baby angel.
@@mikdonalds3956 said the low and loose pot to the kettle. When will you r-words learn that only insecure pussies use terms like cuck and beta from the safety of their keyboards?
Great podcast guys. This largely pre-planned exchange did a lot to clear the air and make it obvious that nothing, absolutely, definitely nothing weird is or was going on here. Yep. For sure.
this is such a big episode. first off, the intro NEEDS to be longer, an exclusive with try it out guy, also #Theogate came gracefully to an end. i mean what else could you want?
Christina: Now after your dad died, did your mom date? Theo: Not really, she dated this one guy that used to take us over to that Holiday Inn a lot... I'm so confused yet intrigued by that statement.
He's come so far personally but I still feel bad in a sense. just cause I think he's so worth a loyal companion and so worth the recognition that he has yet to tap into.
the main mommie has such a peaceful calm voice that I'm now starting to use this site to sleep to and I get off my rogan /von kick. but still use Trussel here and there . So this is actually a huge compliment because I can only listen in my sleep to certain peoples voices. I can't sleep without someone talking ... been that way all my life. YMH is not boring , its interesting with a bonus sleep_ to function. thanks guys . I'm glad i found your podcast!
The maniacal laugh Tom has when they turn on the equipment after those idiots lock themselves by the neck had me crying laughing 😂😂😂that shit was so fucking funny
dude, side note, your display pic took me straight back to spending the entirety of my waking hours playing Baldur's gate 2 shadows of amn lol well done!!
Yeah this is what his retarded fans should be worrying about. Not letting their mentally ill apophenic minds look for any connection that two people fucked when it didn't happen.
@@antediluvianspy1708 100% accurate..theo held onto Christina's hand when she was probably just trying to be playful and he probably tried to get with her and she denied him...we do stupid shit when we're drunk
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I’m not gonna lie. I audibly gasped when I saw the thumbnail in my recommendations
Same
I smiled ear to ear, like an r word.
Holy shit me too
Same!
I g.o.l.'d too
Theo is actually a great actor!! He acted like he didn't already know that Christina had a tramp stamp.
And you notice how he said he has a bad memory, didn't remember seeing Tom a bunch of times, but then when Christina talked about a past meetup with Theo, he remembered all the details. Ex. How many years ago and where it was.
cashswing He even said she didn’t seem like a married person and she cut him off 😂😂
I love how they're setting you guys up again.
@@ibaneziceman2007 nah dude they only set us up at the end to try and get out of this clean. didn't you see the vid of Christina and Theo? my boi def went balls deep into her. You can also tell Christina was just making stuff up and Theo wasn't having it. Either way pretty funny
blend ajeti you’re dumb.
Theo: I went to the gym this morning
Tom: What kind of workout do you do?
Theo: Just stretching
That embodied his comedy style so perfectly
That was so funny to me
Too embarrassed to say yoga lol
All jokes aside, I fucking love Theo Von. He's such an honest, complex, sensitive, awesome individual. I could listen to him speak forever.
My jeans are above my head for this one!
That's pretty high, but how tight?
@@BlackPhillip666 Just call me David Carradine
@@BlackPhillip666 Turning blue baby!!!
@@Cyxz666 where is David Carradine hanging around these days?
@@BlackPhillip666 chillin with Anthony Bourdain
The fact that the producers laugh hysterically and its audible is the best addition to the new studio. They are now part of the show. ALL of the shows. Nadav and Josh are SO FUNNY
Usually the background laughs ruin podcasts but Nadav's laugh makes it better
Excuse me!?! Its pronounced: "Native"
Same. George’s laugh from tigerbelly is A1
Actual on-tv shows filmed in set are adopting this strat as well.
I love hearing them crack up....😁👍
GANG GANG. THEO GATE FINALLY!!!
@Daniel Drader If you listen to the episode, they go through pretty much everything.
“Was your dad a cheater?”
“Idk he slept in his car sometimes”
😂😂😂😂😂
Maybe he just couldn't handle it. He was over 70. Things are different as you get older. No excuse for a Father who doesn't step up. Circumstance and coping is individual to each persons experience. Not saying its okay but doesn't mean he was cheating.
@@sandrafilippelli6476 He said he was more than likely drunk lol, relax bro
Easy getaway 😭😭
theo von on Dr.Drew after dark would be very interesting and funny. Gang Gang!
Mathew Dearborn ooooh, I hope that’s in the works! I’m sure Christina’s thinking the same.
Dr Drew tweeted that it's coming soon the other day, so hopefully this week or next.
I'd like to see him on HoneyDew as well
Oh he’s gotta get on there!👍
Cornholio nice👍
Theo : “so do you guys like sleep in the same bed”
Tom: “are you serious? why would you ask that?”
😂
From watching King and the Sting (moreso than This Past Weekend) you can tell Theo has relationship issues.
You one hundred percent know they don't, the amount of gas in that bed would be crazy.
@@MegaFlorest why can u explain i cant stand brendan
I was fucking dying!
Theo, we love you though. I want you to be better tomorrow than you are today and be better today than you were yesterday. After that, just be your unique self. That's all we can really do. Everyone has problems, most just don't talk about it. Maybe Theo has relationship issues, but probably you do. Maybe Theo stubbed his toe last week, maybe he sharted a bit too hard earlier today. Maybe we don't care because he's so fucking hilarious 24/7. I just hope he's having a good time and always looking forward to tomorrow.
I love how Tom consistently looks more and more like a Russian mob boss with each podcast.
Yeah with his $820 track suit jacket... mafia money baby
Julius Caesar because he’s a fatass
He's going to change his name to Armen soon.
I'm waiting to see that toothpick-sugarcube-suckage too.
😂
1:33:48
Tom: I feel like a lot of dark-haired girls get extensions.
Christina: What do you mean dark-haired girls?
Tom: There are certain ethnicities...
Theo: Like strippers?
LMAO
The sexual tension between Theo and Tom is palpable.
Especially with the pup-play mask looking on.
Fuck. Tal Moore I have posted and deleted multiple post trying to capture the essence of this pod cast. You nailed it.
Those boys need to touch tips in the sauna, then we'll get some real content out of 'em
@@eddominates no better way to clear the air, violence free between 2 mans
maybe we've had it mixed up the whole time.... maybe the Theo beef is between tom and Theo????????????????? #theogateaintover
Thumbs up if you were here before this was video was used as evidence in a murder trial.
Hahahah I shit my pants from this.
@@dss6209 fawwwwk dude me too
Why don't they bring up all the Theogate videos? Is it real or are they all trolling?
It didn't seem like much of a joke when that last video came up. Tom seemed pissed, and Christina was trying to cover up for that story like Walt with the 2nd cell phone in Breaking Bad. It was uncomfortably tense.
Bahahahahahaha! Ur the best Mr Courture! #TheogateLives long live the mommies & the mouse guy
Hysterical laughing from the audio booth is my fav part of every podcast
bro SAME
Me too😁👍
Dude that job would be great!
True
It is the best by far
I love how they talk to him like a parent and really care about how he feels and what’s going one in his head. Christina and Tom really care and it’s so beautiful see.
Theon Von said "Yeah I'm probably going to be dead at some point" Understanding life 101
Theocrates
spacejamgoliath only a little
whos Theon Von
@@arknark Theo Von's anime loving brother
I've never clicked on a video so fast..
Same here
I've been checking since last night
You mean one that wasn't on PornHub
Ditto
Got an instant like also lol
I saw the title in the parking lot of work and without thinking yelled "What!"
Lol I gasped and screamed
Just saw this in the parking lot of my kids school and did the same thing. So much hype all this time that I’m afraid to watch and be underwhelmed lol love me some mommy time and Theo is my Jam ❤️
"NOOO!" was me.
I yelled, "ooooooh shit!"
You'd be surprised AF to see how much semen was drizzling out of my tubular meat frame as we speak.
Theo’s face when he was introduced as the “rodent boss” had me dying 💀 😂
same lol
Tom got Christy a date with theo Von for her birthday. That's super progressive
You win! 🎰🎯🥇
Lol I'm dying over here
Christina’s pronoun is zur not very progressive of you.
You win.
still pissed tom isn't black yet
The 2 baby daddies are finally together! A family podcast
“That’s just my baby daddy, That’s just my baby daddy, That’s just my baby daddy”
This podcast is the greatest thing of 2019
@@Justin-lg1qb that's just my baby daddy let's keep it going
Vance Gillespie That’s just my baby daddy
@@Justin-lg1qb who that is?
I was fully expecting the intro to play over the entire Theo section.
That would have been amazing
DUR DUR DURURURUR WURR WURR (Tom: Two more hours) DUR DUR DURURURUR WURR WURR
Great minds.
Or, is it great jeans?
Likewise
i did too, i was surprised when i heard throw voice (i listened before i watched)
This is why I love Theo so much, he’s just so pure and not back stabby and making shit up. He’s such a straight up dude
Apart from the part where he clearly banged the host's Wife. 2:31:00 The awkward smalltalk is as good as a guilty plea
Absolutely love Theo, when he asked them if they slept in the same bed omggg 😭😭😭
Ye what was that about? Struck a nerve big time
Ian youre trying too hard
Bahaha he was testing waters for sure
@@michaelpincente8480 I haven't seen a quicker subject change
Sounds like late night conversations are happening......
My jeans are so high and tight im tucking my mullet in my back pocket
Actually LOLd
Back pocket hidden hitter
Someone inform Eddie Bravo, who is currently at the ice wall, that we no longer need him on this case.
Feed Me freaking awesome!! 😂😂
Hahahahahaah YES
We need him now more than ever. Don’t you smell the cover up?!
eddie bravo should work on is medication
Hes working with Alex Jones ona rocket
I know I'm watching this three years too late, but I don't know Theo very well other than a few clips I've seen and shorts. So I decided to watch this full episode to get more of his personality and get to know him. I do believe that this is one of the most interesting men I've ever seen. I need to check his stand-up
The mommies are king trolls. Kudos to Tim, Christine, and Theo for having us all going for what seems like forever. Can't wait to hear Theo on Dr Drew now!
Robert Verrastro Theo and Drew is the dream I have every night.
Who the fuck is Tim tho
Only retards believed it was real lol
Ted segura
@James Bolivar Digriz dummy
Theo: "Someone admitted to murder and said it's the most calming thing ever" Tom : *hysterical laughter*
I'll do the *_hard work_* 1:54:46
The accuracy in this post. Tom definitely said something to Theo
@@ffnovice7 you're the man
What are we saying is happening here
@@ffnovice7 ❤
I got a yeast infection from my jeans being so high and tight. 👖👖👖
Disgusting but also i am envious
Stole this joke from an instagram comment
James Brown OH NO DID HE “STEAL” IT. #CAUGHT #SENDHIMTOPRISON
Yup! Send him off to rot
I really admire how Theo will subtly hint here and there that he understands how destructive porn can be. We need more public figures showing the right path
"Subtly" he talks about it every podcast lol
Lol
Porn is destructive.....It has single handedly dessimated my sperm count
Porn isn't destructive, the brainless morons who don't stop watching it are. You might as well say cars are bad for us. Idiot
@@aegisraven1284you can apply that logic to Crack
That look on Tom when the intro was short is what Netflix documentaries are made of.
great deadpan
That shit really made uncomfortable 😓
Tom made that “am I gonna have to slap a bitch”
That's the look you get in prison when you get caught taking someones ramen.
"Imma be, probably dead at some point.." Theo Von
"Numbers know what they're doing, they are organized.."
"I'm pretty sure every street has it's own designated pedophile I think" - Theo Von.
Absolutely am listening to this during my final exam. Idk how but I can’t wait any longer
Brian Geisler I’m doing my study guide for my biology exam tomorrow while listening lol this can’t wait
Final exam?? You should be on summer vacation.
tseawell90 he’s probably taking the first section of summer accelerated classes. I’m taking the second section so he should be finishing
You guys need to focus on what's important. School is a distraction, you can always finish later. Get your priorities in order.
Mike Dubya couldn’t agree more!
I love how you can tell during this podcast exactly how much Tom and Christina genuinely love their friends, like Theo. I wish I had some friends like Tom and Christina, man. They make their friends legitimately rich, and not in terms of money but that _real_ richness, you know? That's beautiful.
Psilocybin is cool
You talking about how cool Tom was with his wife getting smashed a decade ago?
@@Monkey_11 Stop spreading this rumour that's clearly false.
@@Fertho it’s a joke nerd
The short intro made me kill my whole family. I hope Christina is happy, the blood of my family is in her hands
You ain't no ride or die.
MosEisleyBlues do you comment hateful shit
guevara148 you do realize that Christina will turn you in to the police, don’t you?
guevara148 must be some sort of family killing brown note, I just did the same
"You didn't seem like a married person" savage 😂😂😂
they are so damn fake.
Tom was visibly upset when he said that
Blorc Sadies hahahaha those two deserve each other. Tom secucka
@@Blorcus yeah once the last clip rolled he looked legit pissed no acting there he looked like wtf is this shit? 😠 lmao
Theo's rollout song:
th-cam.com/video/9N05hglg4K0/w-d-xo.html
I was hoping Theo would wear a wooden shirt for this.
1:55:18 “Most relaxing thing he has ever done “ *Tom laughs hysterically*
Came looking for this
Theo brought Christina's stuff back in a garbage bag.
OMG 🙆🙆🙆🤣🤣
KWIKWS6 😂😂😂
Lol
😭
Same bag her humor came in...
Theo’s entire memory is on the same level of me trying to remember a dream after I woke up
Downsky 46 spot on analysis
He's making up a story on the spot.
Well he used to do a lot of coke so 🤷🏽♂️
I think he was just super nervous.
The look on Theo Von's face after Tom introduced him as the "Rodent Boss" had me dying!
Terry Guerra 😂 that shit was hilarious bro
Hahaha
Wow.. Theo's intelligence/ emotional intuition is very underrated. Very sweet guy
Theo: It’s ok.
Tom: No, it isn’t.
Theo: No you’re right, it’s not, but it’s also ok.
Dude snapped 😂
Kartik Chainani time stamp
@@danktanuki3978 th-cam.com/video/Wal1akWPEyE/w-d-xo.html
He seems simple af
Theo saying that numbers are organized made me LOOOOOOOOOSE it. This is the best.
I killed mine and it's all Christinas fault!
Yes bro! "It seems like they know what they're doing"
That last 30 minutes was the best part of the podcast. #TheoGate part 2 has begun. We need more answers!!! Wikileaks if you are still out there we need your help.
1:34:20 for the “Sleep in the same bed?” Question
Bro i just spent 20 minutes looking for this in her after seeing the Tik Tok. You a real g for real for real.
😂😂😂you are a legend 👏🏽👏🏽
I agree with him 100%, but I also don’t one night stand
so crazy, i came here knowing a good person like you would deliver. gang
Dude, Blueban getting that serial killer stare from Tim. I was scared for him for a second. I could hear his voice tremble. RIP Blueban
Where's at goddam timestam at boi?
@@Humblemumble7 Find it yourself lazy bitch
king shit of fuck mountain 5:30
“What was that?”😂
Tom should've gone full Garth! Is that supposed to happen!?
Tom looks like he's going to murder everyone after that short intro lol
Conor Morgan his face at 4:20 hahaha
Short intro is better
@@scubasteve663 No
Blueban goes "omg, can you say something" ahahaha I'm dead
I shamelessly skipped to Theo coming on.
I shamelessly want a timestamp
1:15:52
@OriginalDrDeLeon hey goof
Jesus Tapp dancing Christ I put my phone down to order food pick it back up and we’re still in the intro?! It’s been like 12 minutes!
Aw shame, you missed Tom's hella awkward reaction towards the short intro. Oh noooooooooooooooo
Trying to fall asleep to one of these is a challenge
you made a mistake for sure.
This is the first time I’ve ever watched this podcast. I’m like 10 minutes in and I can’t tell if they’re being serious about anything. I think I love them though
Yo same lmao
That's why I love them 🤣
I'm wondering that now lmao. I feel like the kids in the car watching the explosion were both certainly black teenagers, and Theo acts like they were white kids and everyone plays along. Not sure what's real anymore
Watch the Andrew Tate, and Joey Diaz episodes. They had me nearly pissing myself 😂
Oh my god the story with the fucked-up-lady-leg... one of the best moments in this podcast
TV ...and I went to the gym...
TS What kind of workout do you do?
TV Just stretching...
Patti legit lmfao’d at this part
Outplayedx 😂😭☠️
I’m guessing you didn’t know how to spell someone’s name?
WTF🤯 Its really happening. Rat King and the Jeans are trying it out finally🙌, I came before I hit 4 strokes
Any neuropathy?
No neuropathy, brother. Rub rub
“I’ll put on 40 pounds and get my wife to do half of my job” DAYUMMMM THEO
The only bad thing about this is, that I am going to miss those absurdly hillarious #Theogate stories.
Same! They brought me so much joy!
I wanted to like this so bad but it has 69 likes and I couldn't bring myself to do it
Billy Conforto now we gotta get it to 420
lets get this hitter
I like how Tom strategically wore the LSU shirt
Remember guys, if you are unemployed or are about to be unemployed, make sure you buy multivitamins.
Thanks
trust me that's gonna help you in the long run
I just have a shitty job so ima get some
Thanks
Do they help?
I know this episode is old, but I love Theo so much. On this show Tom and Christina feel like his parents and I love this. ❤❤❤❤ He’s like a precious baby angel.
Man Theo's such a genuine guy you could see him getting emotional near the end before they gave him the shirt
Tom is acting exactly how I act whenever I talk to my girlfriends ex
Mik Donalds 😂😂😂
@@mikdonalds3956 said the low and loose pot to the kettle. When will you r-words learn that only insecure pussies use terms like cuck and beta from the safety of their keyboards?
@@Dudemeister-id9mw never lol just scroll through the comments on any YMH vid
@@Dudemeister-id9mw There are Alphas and there are Betas. Its a fact, not an opinion.
@@Dudemeister-id9mw relax!! holy shit man!
Great podcast guys. This largely pre-planned exchange did a lot to clear the air and make it obvious that nothing, absolutely, definitely nothing weird is or was going on here. Yep. For sure.
@@RRRRobbbb nope. Its Tarded
@@RRRRobbbb you use the ah word.
@@blkntanta holy fukk the under talk that whole time was amazing
Sentences wrong or right. Words. Retarded . Retarded. RIP. Susan.
Bunch of dumb, worthless cunts with low and loose jeans.
Toms feelings about his intro song are the same feelings a middle-aged man has about the grass on his lawn, love it
"I can't believe I've never been here before"
*tom immediately changes subject*
#GATESOPEN
this is such a big episode. first off, the intro NEEDS to be longer, an exclusive with try it out guy, also #Theogate came gracefully to an end. i mean what else could you want?
Do they actually address the conspiracy?
TastyChevelle yea at the end
This episode really drove #Theogate into a podcast embankment. RIP.
Thank God! People drove that shit to far. Ganggang!
Hehe it was fun though. I still smell fishyness. Segura musta been feeling the h8 hahahaha
Segura banged theo caught feelings but theo is about poke and float life so Tom lashed out w/ the wall joke. Now they are healing :)
no it didn't, the tension is obvious as i watch this episode, they played into it to fool everyone into believing there was nothing
R. I. P to all those who lost their lives to those Goddamn embankments!
Something unique about Theo is just how genuine he is. He's the same guy 100% of the time and is so open about stuff. He's funny just being himself.
Christina: Now after your dad died, did your mom date?
Theo: Not really, she dated this one guy that used to take us over to that Holiday Inn a lot...
I'm so confused yet intrigued by that statement.
Swimming pool
Look up how to be charismatic with theo von, it's a technique ha
holy shit i felt like tom was mad at ME that intro part was traumatic and that tension
Hahahahaha
"This haircut says 'Ok I can still be a man but im not, like, raping anyone' you know?"
LMAO Theo kills it every time
The amount of times the topic was strategically changed because it got awkward 😂😂😂 i love this guy
Theo makes me sad for some reason but he’s easily my favorite comedian right now. He’s always gonna be trying to figure himself out.
He's come so far personally but I still feel bad in a sense.
just cause I think he's so worth a loyal companion and so worth the recognition that he has yet to tap into.
Theo to Christina - "Do you have any tattoos?"
Christina - "Yeah I have one, it's a tramp stamp."
Theo - "Yeeaheahea!"
Tom - "*Loud burp*"
😂😂😂😂
Herbivore 710 screw you for spoiling any part of this podcast
marcus ramirez you deserve it for reading comments
I took a bunch of pills and drove into an embankment when this video dropped
Onward
Osvaldo Rico rip Billy Conforto
Gang bruh
I saw that happen and crashed my truck full of hamsters.
@@Taj_Rahine he was a homosexual
the main mommie has such a peaceful calm voice that I'm now starting to use this site to sleep to and I get off my rogan /von kick. but still use Trussel here and there .
So this is actually a huge compliment because I can only listen in my sleep to certain peoples voices.
I can't sleep without someone talking ... been that way all my life.
YMH is not boring , its interesting with a bonus sleep_
to function.
thanks guys . I'm glad i found your podcast!
stop please get some help
Has hell froze over???? Did pigs just fly by my window🤔🐷
No please fuck me
Not a single podcast with Theo that doesn’t have a porn addiction conversation
It's a subtle, not subtle cry for help.
@Deee S if they're fucked why are they beating off so much?
@@Alistair haaaa
@Deee S thanks for your opinion doc
@Deee S mv
Theo has an issue parking his car in the lot before he comes in and then tells Tom he sold his car and is ubering everywhere 😂
Oh fuck that's weird I didn't catch that
Theo has an issue parking an uber
#theogate2?
Prob a rental car
@@zeekyboo891 don't start.
"Theodor Capitani von Kurnatowski. So...
...they used to call me the N-word all the time"
😂😂😂😂
For real, though, that's a legit powerful name.
LOL. I was so happy when tom got mad about the hand holding video! Whether he was faking or not, cherry on top.
Theo is nervous. hopefully there's a next time. It will be better
He mentioned a while back, he's on xanax or something, that shiiit will destroy you.
Crypto Chanakya really? Do you remember where he mentioned it
@@CryptoChanakya You sure cause he says he's sober
@@hamishdoak777 yeah hes on stuff prescribed to him. All those pills will fuck u up in the head a lil eventually
Crypto Chanakya man xanax will steal your soul bruh
The one thing you’ll notice with Theo is he cares so much about what people think of him. It’s quite sobering to see someone so real.
The maniacal laugh Tom has when they turn on the equipment after those idiots lock themselves by the neck had me crying laughing 😂😂😂that shit was so fucking funny
I had to play the intro at 0.25x speed to really enjoy it. I really wish they would figure this shit out.
dude, side note, your display pic took me straight back to spending the entirety of my waking hours playing Baldur's gate 2 shadows of amn lol well done!!
@@earthrot666 You must gather your party before venturing forth.
@@22thevoice22 GO FOR THE EYES, BOO!!!
actually had to re-read the title and check who uploaded to make sure this wasn't fake
Facts!!! Lmao
Trust no one #TheoGate
Yeah! Me too!
“I’m going to be probably dead at some point” - Theo Von, 2019
1:34:20 "do you guys sleep in the same bed or not?"
Shouts to the dude laughing hysterically in the background
Some people are afraid of spiders, some are afraid of heights...my biggest fear is getting seriously injured and Tom Segura is the only person around.
I feel like we owe you something for this jewel you gave us
Seen his basketball career ending injury yet?
Oof, that karma, though.
Tom went full Garth after the short intro 😂
"Is that supposed to happen?"
I just died 😂😂😂 "full garth"
I feel like Theo is really depressed, i hope he gets better. Take some time off man, you owe nothing to us
i see that too man. A lot of these comics fly low, at least he's trying to take care of himself
He definitely struggles with depression, it’s really easy to see. At least he said he’s going to therapy and stuff.
Yeah this is what his retarded fans should be worrying about. Not letting their mentally ill apophenic minds look for any connection that two people fucked when it didn't happen.
@@antediluvianspy1708 no you
@@antediluvianspy1708 100% accurate..theo held onto Christina's hand when she was probably just trying to be playful and he probably tried to get with her and she denied him...we do stupid shit when we're drunk
It's cool that Theo is so open with his anger issues.
Theo needs to be protected at all costs. He is such a sweet man.
It's just too bad theo quit comedy to be a TH-cam star. Then again, where does someone from jersey shore make money after their reality show tanks.
Has the "be protected" meme really not died yet? Jesus...
@@Dudemeister-id9mw then it's great cuz he didn't quit comedy at all, I don't know what are you talking about
@@madnomad2246 I know right. Theo is always doing gigs. Hell all these comedians nowadays have youtube channels. Theo is hilarious and unigue af too.
This brightened an otherwise dark day for me and I really appreciate it, thank you for the always amazing content
Solace Fraud I watch Chris D’elia on Hot Ones when things are feeling bleak for me. 💕
Do you know how much weirder you made Theo-Gate?
I want more Theo-Gate. I love the Theo-Gate. It's the perfect blend of shit posters having fun and legitimate R-words.
Finding Theo is the first step to finding yourself
I love how Theo goes along with the way people baby him. He knows how they really feel. And doesn't care.
How come?
The guys way smarter than people think. He graduated from LSU.
@@jackielegz8689 lol. Ha. This is funny right here.
You're right, hes playing the dumb guy in the room all the time. I think they actually hooked up and this is just damage control but idk.
@@cameronguilbeau5888 totally
Robert Paul gave Mommy Christina a "PEARL NECKLACE" for her birthday. Gotta be Tommy Bunz's turn tonight!
Theo's brain is like a very busy intersection and Bobby Lee is working traffic control because all the stop lights are on the fritz.
footytang christines brain is a dark room playing elevator music constantly.
Tom's brain is Charles Manson butt fucking Ted Bundy in prison
Bobby uses his beautiful pink asshole as the stop light
Omg this analogy is perfect
Sounds like my brain
Was wondering when Theo would call out Tom for the Wall around Louisiana bit.😂😂