Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 547 w/ Chris D'Elia
ฝัง
- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 เม.ย. 2020
- We know all about NRE but how about some ORE?? Tom has learned how much he truly loves disapproval during a massage. All of the celebrities are doing totally normal videos to calm us down during COVID-19. “Before The 90 Days” has a groundbreaking revelation and where do you stand on hairy legs??
Josh Potter joins the Mommies to tell them all about one of the coolest guys he’s ever heard about, Peter Nygard. Plus, they discuss how Josh can save the world.
Chris Delia is a stand up comedian and host of the podcast “Congratulations.” Chris’s newest Netflix Special “No Pain” is available right now right now right now. How did Chris learn to be all “IDGAF?” Plus Chris loves TikTok as much as Christina so the Mommies go DEEEEEP on the Tok to blow Chris’s mind
SPONSORS:
- Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code MOM20 at Manscaped.com.
- For our listeners, WHOOP is offering 15% off with the code “YOURMOM” at checkout. Go to WHOOP.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15%.
- Download Best Fiends FREE on the Apple App Store or Google Play.
- Go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM for a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND
a digital scale without any long-term commitment.
yourmomshousepodcast.com/
www.merchmethod.com/tomsegura/
/ yourmomshousepodcast
/ yourmomshousepodcast - ตลก
This podcast is the only thing left that makes any sense.
Yeppppp👍
nomadvintageclothing tigerbelly also lol
Chris d'elias special was painful to watch
@@tomvice Why?
I'm right there with ya.
Bert's tongue got caught in his teeth and he ate it.
caught in his *cats teeth and he, and the cat split it, while his family starved , the whole gang
Crazy how much happens in 5 months...
“WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS”
True. One thing is still the same though, D'Elia still isn't funny.
Diddled
I wonder if he'll ever come. Many before him have.
bro you’re fuckin RACIST
Honestly, there's so much to unpack in this episode that it's overwhelming. No one comment does it justice, each one is but a fraction of commentary to a nuanced work of art
The difference between McConaughey and Garth is McConaughey is a fun crazy, Garth is scary crazy
Thats too perfect man
Hit it on the head bro! Fun crazy is kinda cool crazy crazy is scary.
“A hundred percent” -Bert
"It's well documented" Brendan Schaub
“It’s entirely possible.” - Joe
garth is just giving us the slick stuff neat stuff, and the raw stuff, because thats just who he is
I like that.
Lol
Let the conversation begin
I really like that.
God Damn that man is Neat... 🎸 😎
Who's here rewatching it for clues?
Me
@@victorhernandez5749 Like it was a Tu pac record
2:12:45 is on the topic
2:13:26 but you are tho 🤣🤣🤣
Get a life
Chris blocked me like 5 years ago on Instagram because I made fun of his shoes. I did not come correct.
Oh shit lol
Terrible Comedian. Why did you follow him to begin with? :-P
@@Baldmelon Didn't make fuckin dent.
@@boricua1123 what?🤔
d Q umm I don’t see you with a badass log cabin cult so...
Garth and Trish look like an alternate reality Tom and Christina
i was just thinking that
That was a fucking spot on observation!
Glad to see I wasn't the only one🤣🤣
omg I was gonna say they look like dollar store versions or a poor mans Tom and Christina.
I was just thinking this!! Thank god someone else said it too.
How are we still ignoring the fact that we've never seen garth and tom in the same room?
Oh shit, I forgot all about that 😮
I reckon they are one in the same
Are we still gunna ignore the fact that those old man tits have now scarred me for life.
We’ve also never seen titty man and Tom in the same room... coincidence?
The families deserve closure
Josh Potter is so goddamn funny it fucking makes my day when they bring him on
"Four brothers or four brothers like related to each other?"
That was the hardest I laughed this year!
D’elia’s sort of Autism is the best type on the spectrum
@Zah Hall low and loose
Anthoney no actually i did not
country music hits differently when its muted
Only way to listen tbh
Out of everything Tom does, his impression of his disapproving mom tops the list and it's not even close
People think D'Elia is waiting for things to settle down before he makes a statement, but really he's spent the last 3 days blocking thousands of people on twitter.
@Chris Ruiz His career is still over.
@@gubberfuck true
@Chris Ruiz he still used his fame and "power" to be a scumbag to girls. I just seen him in December at a show and I have been a fan. I still don't know how I feel bc I'm a fan, he didn't do anything illegal bc he didn't have sex with an underage girl but he definitely was creepy and not ok.
Chris Ruiz bingo
Amanda Marie girls literally used to line up for him in the comedy store waiting for his set to end hoping he’d show them a tiny bit of attention. he’s far from a scumbag & already proved the girls were lying. sucks that a good guy & hilarious comedian lost his career over this
Sorry Rogan. Mommies first 👖👖
I was halfway through JRE when I saw this. Switched over immediately
Much respect, suwoo
Sorry short bald guy, mommy tina and tommy bunz first
@@znellett yup! Just following proto tbh.
whats up babies
“And he breaks your jaw” *histerical laughter* Tom is a serial killer
I love the easy conversational chemistry among these three.
Chris’s face right here @1:34:52 haunted my dreams for about a week.
lmfaoooo
oh my GOD lol haha
Wtf xaxa
nightmarish
What in the chomo is that, jeeesus christ
I love the Potter segments, he brings a lot of interesting stuff to the table and you can kind of tell he actually cares about the injustices he highlights. Good shit mommies.
...Great shoulder hair.
I like the idea of wanting to film 4 guys cumming into him to save the world tbh
What else do you expect from a highly paid sex worker???
The only good thing about 2022 is Potter isn't on the show anymore and that is great
@@jeremyk_541 who hurt you bro
god damn... the hubris of these celebrities never ceases to amaze me. THANK YOU Matthew Mcconoughy. The public would be so lost without you and your absolute pearls of wisdom.
James M the longer this goes on the more we get to see how out of touch these celebs really are.
Alright, alright, alright.
He’s a great actor, true detective season 1 was amazing, but yeah.....😂
Tom: : "tok'd locked and ready to rock"
Christina: "tok'd and loaded"
Yalls content is 100% my type of humor. Im so glad i found you guys! holy shit
Any other mommies got a Chris D'elia notification from both YMH and JRE at the same time?
The Dominion yeah but I’m gonna watch YMH first
Yup and I’m here first
Yep!! YMH first tho!!
My notifications don't work for JRE, even though I have them on.
The mommies follow proto. End of story. Wash your hands from the ugly inhale Joe Rogan train.
But how can Chris D'Elia be in 2 places at once?
FlokiBoatBuilder he’s like the mythical slash
He has a time machine. How do you think hes so young?
lol waiting for it
His shoulders s' wide he is everywhere at the same time
RobbyRob rob you mean the Dutch fable of Veenterslouch?
1:38:29 "Ehhhhhhhh, WHO ARE YAH!"
Most memorable quote I've heard in a while. I'll be saying it for years.
I bet Bryan Callen does not know who Chris is.
Bryan Callen doesn’t know who Bryan Callen is at this point.
Why hasn't Tom dressed up like Garth and filmed a skit yet? I feel like in the right outfit he would resemble him.
Just Paranormal omgggg
Dude definitely bro. Bbn I'm so excited u said this lol
Maybe save it for a boot scootin' boogy dance off if that fat racist ever pieces together a response.
Just Paranormal Darth Grooks!
Garth looks more like Bert imo
ripping off Josh's jaw to get the fourth one in and save the world was the funniest shit
I was hoping that after they broke his jaw and the fourth one got in there, a fifth dude came and put it in his ass.
Aerosmith playing that song from Armageddon in the background. I was crying real tears lmao, my stomach hurt afterwards. Not unlike Josh’s.
Dude holy fuck that shit was hilarious
Mommy Tina's laugh is a day brightener honestly. Tik Tok's are like her Christmas
Garth Brooks looks like a deep fake of himself.
Actually he looks like some kind of creepy wax figure of himself
That's Steve. He's wearing the Garth-suit.
hmm sounds familiar
He does!!
Joe Rogan and Mommies drop Chris D'Elia same day... Mommies first sorry Joseph.
And Rogan hates Dillon, secretly.
@@rworded
What makes you say that? Just curious.
@@anthonytenkku43 I was joking around.
@@rworded
i see........
Have legit missed Josh's crying-women intro
1:47:19 the excitement on chris face is a childhood christmas suprise face
Nice having a legit Chomo on the show.
D’elia did not follow proto
Fake news
At least let the chick get her adult feathers before you feather it brother
"Stay home if you sick, come over if you thicc" 😂
best bit
I think I got CHOMO-19 watching this episode
This is my favorite.
Gold
I really like thaaaat😂👍
Doesn't chomo mean child molester?
If you follow proto you might pull through, otherwise you're done buddy.
This show is hilarious, but the best part is hearing the sound guys laughing so hard in the background.
I thought I was the only one but I absolutely love hearing those guys die.
The worst part*
@@Pn1251 Now there's a cool guyyyy
He's a natural laugh track
Welcome, new friend!
Crazy that the episode talking about Peter Nygard also featured Chris D’elia
Yeah, it's insane how mountains and molehills have the same shape. Makes them basically the same. Right?
@@karenamyx2205 hey “Karen” it’s called a coincidence. You definitely contribute to the stereotype 😂 Jesus.
Brittney Spears looks like Joe Exotic’s sister.
You look like a cool girl
A+ for Mack Crowell 😂
Piss on me, beat me
Try it out?
She looks like she would turn tricks for a big mac.
hearing Charo say 'dey government is trying to stop you but ju just gotta do ju, daw' restores my faith in humanity and makes everything right
I love all those Charro clips....🤣👍
Your Moms House and JRE are the best! Thank you all
"Oh they had to call it Tiger King because Lion King was taken"
No, Christina, it's called that because they have Tigers lol
That’s a joke I think and it’s a great joke, one of tinas best and if that was unintentional it would make me genuinely sad
I hate when she does that. We need more episodes where she sits quietly with her jaw hanging open in awe the whole time. Todd needs assert his dominance whenever his lady is acting out like that.
Chris looks like you'd hear a crow every time he walks by.
Yes! Hahaha
@Anthoney spell your name like a normal person.
*Caw Caw children stay away Caw*
Sssssooooooooooooooaaarrrrr caw caww 🦅🦅🦅
Listening to this show is you know sorta like breathing in and breathing out.
Its the voice of the common man.
....with the corona virus.
I hear it even when I’m not listening
Anthony Joseph wtf are you talking about?
Anthony Joseph - Bert Crystler?
This is becoming one of my fave podcasts
Lol when Chris sees himself on the Mark Wahlberg clip god damn that was hilarious
If Nadav transitioned to a woman, she would look like a red haired Phyllis from The Office.
Hahahahahhahahaha
Brian how’d you add the ymh to your name like that?
@@metalmanny666 4.99 a month i think
421less1 that’s wild
@@metalmanny666 Yeah, it's a subscription, support your main mommies Tom and Christina. Podcasts are really helping pass the time while we're all stuck at home.
“Instead of topless women, you should have botomless men.” -Josh Potter
#shrinkage
I believe this was a reference to the Harold & Kumar escape Guantanamo Bay movie lol
Started from the bottomless now we’re here
“And then the fourth guy breaks your jaw..” “and then Aerosmith starts playing” I am actually fucking crying right now 😂😂😂
Totally killed me 😂 I had literal tears coming out of my eyes
Man I miss d‘eliah...
Why?
I don't. He honestly isn't really funny to me. Just seems like he tries super fucking hard to be funny and falls flat alot of the time.
#metoo (lol)
@@gerritjakobi solid joke by the way.
Bryan Callens special was so much better tbh. Delia has been overrated.
"Pound this to America" needs to be on merch.
with just a picture of mommy jeans winking ;)
Everything Matthew McConnald says is a monologue, he's like a living monologue.
Derek M he seems reeeeeally high all the time.
McConnald? more like McFeatherin’ it Brother
Tom's new intro words. "What's up D'Elias!"
The background laughter hit me hard in this one 😂
Thank God I'm not the only one who heard it 😂😂
I think why I love this show is that it is legitimately cool while presenting its rigidly mommy exterior. After extensive listening, arguably one of the very best podcast available on the internet. Keep following proto. Keep em' high and tight.
Its very well produced and a ton of work goes into it but its maintained its fucked up core
I really believe that Your Mom’s House Podcast is the, straight up, funniest podcast there is. Ya just can’t beat it..😁👍
Jre and Ymh dropping a double dose of chris at the same time lol
Alexander Kvitrovn technically they dropped a single dose of chris at the same time
To this day Garth's twitter is still overrun with jeans
TO. THIS. DAY!!!
And his Instagram and his Facebook 3/14/22
To this day, 2/9/23
Go jeans
I love that this keeps being recommended.
D'elia looks like if anxiety was a person
D'elia looks like if being a creep was a person.
You should see him now!
I always thought he looked like if hasn't washed for 6 months and cigarette smoke was a person
When you have 6 cases pending
@@a.k.4o
What cases?
Garth's face almost looks like a deepfake, that's how little emotion he expresses. That and the dead eyes.
Tbh I'm starting to think he wears blue-eye contacts, he looks like a G cosplayer.
I like that
It seriously looks like they CGI'd out his wrinkles.
That's how he keeps the twang feathered, his instagram is proof.
Garth looks like upside down Johntra Volta's face.
Crazy story about Man on fire special. That's one of his best!! Super interesting, would have never known
I love this, haven't laughed like this for at least a week 😆😆😆 those markballwherg laughs were awesome
True Mommies watched this before Rogan.
Chris did this podcast & Rogans, after telling Schaub & Callen he was staying inside & not doing any podcasts after they asked him to be on fighter & the kid lmao
Where did you hear this/ where can I hear this
Called was on the show with joe and Chris
Lol nobody wants to podcast with that doofus schaub
schaub is comedy aids, i'd skip his show too
I don’t blame him for wanting to avoid Schaub
Nadav laughing is actually the best part of this podcast, thats when you know the shit was funny
Nadav's laughter could make Hostel funny.
Man fffffffax
I think king of the hill had an episode on this
Gonna miss his laugh :(
"When you have a hoodie, you have another hoodie"
I lost it damn
That reporter lady is lucky AF. The last thing a lot of women see before they die is Garth Brooks trying to tell himself no while pulling back an arrow
potato 4eva i have never laughed at a youtube comment harder then i did for this one thank you for making my day!
You silly
DUDE hahahaha lol
Thank you
2:49:41 "I agree with me. I agree with me. Dude, I agree with me." This may be the most D'Elia thing that D'Elia has ever said haha.
you obviously havent seen the dms he sent to multiple underage girls. that was the most D'Elia thing actualyl.
@@dirtface1274 ehhhhhh....
@@dirtface1274 pretty sure the girls lied about their age no?
@@adambarkham6116 bro, if you’re *42 years old* you shouldn’t be sexting chicks that you think could even have the possibility of being 17…. it’s really not that hard to look at a woman and guess their age range, and if that age range includes women that are 18-19 but look so young they *might* be 16-17, you’re a pedo. Idc if it turns out she was 18 and ‘legally’ it’s fine, that doesn’t change the fact you’re attracted to extremely young teenage looking women. Same as if she’s 20 but is so short and skinny she looks 15, even if you know she’s 20, that doesn’t change the fact you’re attracted to a woman who looks like she’s 15. Let’s not pretend it’s the age that attracts you, it’s the fact that she looks underaged and in Chris’ case although she lied, he was still attracted to her young and underaged look, and it just so happened that’s partly because she actually was underaged whether he wanted her to be or not. Had he known, I’m sure he would have stopped messaging her, but does that mean he would stop because he’s no longer attracted to her? No, it’s because she’s underaged and legally he would face punishment. Any man who isn’t attracted to super young looking women, would end the conversation even if they were 18 and the person knew it, it wouldn’t matter because they’re not attracted to extremely young looking women. I’m 32 and wouldn’t even respond to any sexting from chicks that young looking, even if they said they were 32 too, because they look like they’re in highschool, I’m not in highschool nor attracted to women who look like they are. His defense is bunk, sure, it saved him legally, but he’s still a 42 year old man who’s attracted to women who look like they could be friends with the daughters of half his friends. So imagine yourself having a daughter in highschool, you don’t think it’d be weird for a 42yr old man being attracted to women who look like they’re your daughters age, dress like them, talk like them, and act like them even if that woman turned out to be 30 but physically looked like she’s only 17-18? It’s just like grown men who are into the ‘teenporn’ category..ya, they’re clearly over 18 but they look like they’re 16-17, dress like they’re 17, and try to talk and act like they’re 16-17. Sorry, but that’s f*cking disgusting, legal, sure, but disgusting none the less. If you’re fresh out of highschool, I get it, if you’re in college or early 20s, understandable, but when you’re *Fourty two* that’s waaaaaay more than enough time for you to mature to the point where you should be interested in women somewhat close to your age, in their 20s atleast and certainly not looking like they could even have the possibility of still being in highschool
@@adambarkham6116 Were they?
2:13:13 Aged like milk
Hahahahaha
Whenever I’m feeling down and need a lift, I just come here for a lil Garth injection and before you know it, I’m laughing through tears.
MOMMIES UNITE!
I'm watching Chris D'Elia on YMH and Rogan at the same time. I'm duel wielding D'elias.
D'Elia Akimbo
The only shoulders that could carry the load of two great podcasts simultaneously are D’elia’s.
@@IloveGorgeousGeorge Double Dog D'Elia
That’s what’s UP👍
malkinmalone he’s the only one that can do it😂👍
I really hope Chris is on Tigerbelly tomorrow
I wish, looks like it's a solo video though :/
Nosotrospapaya to you my friend.
Who's Chris
@constantly_winning Chernobyl is my shit
Still getting recommended the only episode I've skipped in 5 years of listening.
The Alan Baldwin one really played out well 😂😂
Hope Garth is managing to keep his murder numbers high during this quarantine.
Half the deaths are garth.
DizzlePup Hunting for humans is a lot like Country music, if you’re good at it, they never gear you coming!
DizzlePup “yeah....I LIKE THAT.”
Shouts out to god and stuff like that, keep garth the butcher doin gods work .
I don't, I wanna see my Grandma again.
'His shoulders dropped, like we thought they would'
28 years of tension released in a minute
TATS ON BOOOBA
Christina's talent to be so able to bring all of the amazing tik "tok"s curations😂😂😂.....I LIVE!!!!!!!! y'all are amazing and I am 100% here for it!!!!! Love love love you all soooo soooooooooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!edit: fully trying to convince my husband to get a vasectomy, and sooooooooooooooo thrilled I have you and Tom's journey to show him!!!!!! Love you, thankful for y'all being there to help change lives!!!!!!!! Xoxxoxooxxoxoxoxoo
Christina is definitely one of the coolest most chilled women alive
She is just the best
Hey guys ? Sorry, thought you knew, but : She's MARRIED. Sorry. Lol.
This is one of the best podcasts, all around (Chris , bits, and conversation) that I’ve listened to in quite a while. Good shit mommies I’m feeling real NRE.
The Garth interview about country music really has a lot of "Tom Cruise on Scientology" undertones to it lol. I remember Tom talking about how if he saw a car crash...he would know that only he could really help.
I would be so pissed if Tom Cruise was the first person I saw as I was bleeding out. I would know death was on it's way.
I blame everything on Carol Baskins.
@@leeannb.725 it's actually Carols Baskin
yea when good ol uncle superstition overtakes your physics riddled scientific mind YOURE SCREWED . i truly believe that .
"can I take your order? I'm getting coffees!"
Man, I love Chris Delia so much. I wish he is my cool uncle. Would learn so much from him.
Chris' reaction to these horrifying vids is the absolute best! I actually feel bad for him 😓😫
Holy hell. The brothers breaking Josh’s jaw bit has me crying
yeckim nosreip same lmaooo
Britney Spears looks like she's just coming down from 2007.
Marvin She is.
I just rewind and watch Christina’s rosemary impersonation over and over! Very offensively accurate!!
Damn I love you guys and I'm glad to see how far you've come!
Nygard wouldnt have been caught if he was just burning clean
I was thinking the same thing! gotta burn clean, bro!
High and tight.
McConaughey for sure has thrown so many women gagged and bound in to a shallow grave and whispered "Alright, alright, alright" to them before shoveling dirt on to their frightened faces.
Garth provided the victims.
I really like that
It’s crazy to think 8 months ago Chris had a career.
Still filthy rich though
That's how it goes when you don't follow proto.
@@christopherbauer9991 ??
What a fricken knuckle head
@@galaxyloki ha you get how they’re fucking with him huh
Man I thought this was a new episode for a HOT second and got so hype
1:46:52 when Chris reacts to himself with Mark’s name, I loved it.
Needed this
"WHO SENT YOU THIS SHIT?!"
Your videos never fail to crack me up guys
Josh Potter is hilarious ! I'm dead
“Just text Nick.” Chris killed me with that
Nadav gets on The Honeydew and all of the sudden he's the hottest chick in the world...
I’m dumping all my clips into female nadav tf you talking about I suggest you start following proto ASAP there chomo
The Garth and trish bits in the first 20 mins are outta control
that josh potter segment of him saving the world from the corona virus almost hospitalized me
Dude, Titcups is by far my favorite cool guy now. Jesus Christ what an ingenious innovator.
Honest Insincerity 2 hell yeah! There’s so many ppl in the comments saying they wish they weren’t eating and they couldn’t handle it but I was just inspired when he came on