My shower is an event. How long do you take?

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  • @kingkungu
    @kingkungu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    "I shut the shower off .. no need for water right now." 😆🤣🤣

  • @thejoeyd9207
    @thejoeyd9207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    Being Italian, the level on which I relate to this is frightening. Truly.

    • @truthteller4442
      @truthteller4442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Same here. Lol. All my showers are “marinating” ones, and I wear dress pants, no matter where I’m going. 😂 Hey, they look better and are more comfortable than jeans.

    • @alvessail4718
      @alvessail4718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joe D Italian born in the US?

    • @thejoeyd9207
      @thejoeyd9207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alves Sail oh yeah, second generation

    • @GoddessLuna23
      @GoddessLuna23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@truthteller4442 Which makes sense, jeans are tight and I never understood how guys feel comfortable in them if they are not riding horses! Nice quality fabric is loose and feels good on the skin.

    • @cocokaka8183
      @cocokaka8183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm moroccan i relate to him so much

  • @andymeier5498
    @andymeier5498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    "go get the loofuuuuhh, the exfoliating glove, it's time to work"

    • @sashadzura
      @sashadzura 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lmaoooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭 OMG this freaking guy!!! 😂😂😂

    • @Naymichelle76
      @Naymichelle76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I loooooove my exfoliating gloves 🧤

    • @biguprochester
      @biguprochester 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You warsh your car wit your hands?

    • @thecastle09
      @thecastle09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @debrawise8400
      @debrawise8400 ปีที่แล้ว

      😄

  • @joanies6778
    @joanies6778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "Drop the tabloid. Get one of these Altoids. Will you please?" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @callmeishmael4659
      @callmeishmael4659 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      thought he was going to go with grab some listerine maybe but the altoids works too

  • @connergates9605
    @connergates9605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    “9 hours later, when she’s got a mouthful of Acqua Di Gio.......who’s happy?”

    • @billydee4272
      @billydee4272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I wet myself...😂

    • @Allansmix
      @Allansmix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ugh... no class ...he should have said.. ok...too far

    • @JBruceAlmighty
      @JBruceAlmighty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Allansmix no class? Right... then why aren’t you on stage making millions being a stand up comedic if you know how to be one so well.

    • @valerie4912
      @valerie4912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Trust me, we don’t like a mouthful of cologne! 😂😂😂

    • @danielfields5600
      @danielfields5600 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He made me smile and i don't want to smile alone, Mr Scott changed my story. My friend connected me to him and I gave it a try. His platform is very easy and simple to understand. If you really want to trade and earn profit you should contact him on Instagram @Bitminelitetrade and thank me later

  • @Adventures_with_GEOFFERY
    @Adventures_with_GEOFFERY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    *“Four sprays and a walk through” ☠️😂 same man same*

  • @PaulCabannes
    @PaulCabannes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    This "let the soap work" gets me all the time

    • @katelyncalvo
      @katelyncalvo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      “I sit there, 8-9 minutes, just marinating”

    • @pricillaheyliger357
      @pricillaheyliger357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Why are we rinsing so fast? He's right! 🤣 😂🤣😂

    • @rhyno8644
      @rhyno8644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I believe in long showers. Two full body lathers. Dont let me miss a spot..You need a good q tip to dry your ears out really slow.

    • @privateuser4179
      @privateuser4179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did someone take a crap in your mouth???? is the most on point question for some of life's passengers. Ugh! I hear him on THAT ONE!

    • @stipitza
      @stipitza 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It gets you all the time? How often do you watch this video?

  • @channelforwhat
    @channelforwhat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Then i am ready to go buy milk. 🤣

  • @PLOttawa
    @PLOttawa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    This is the "dirtier" Sebastian I'm not used to seeing. And I love it. Brilliant.

    • @joannemp6786
      @joannemp6786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      PS I was thinking that too 🙌

    • @andyblake9673
      @andyblake9673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Joke wise i prefer his first 3 specials compared to his last 3, hes super big now, and he's really upped the physical comedy, still great but man his earlier stuff is fucking hilarious!

    • @bettyboo1927
      @bettyboo1927 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andyblake9673 I agree, takes s bit of getting used to but he’s great!

    • @ladylamb7742
      @ladylamb7742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't

    • @GrannyJB
      @GrannyJB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes, he is much better now. I bet he isn’t crazy about this old stuff.

  • @rayfinkle1891
    @rayfinkle1891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I tried this routine. Changed my life forever.

  • @lauracabe
    @lauracabe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    “Whos still washin w their hands, whaddaya doin?”

    • @laaastplaaace
      @laaastplaaace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You wash your car with your hands?

    • @Protectobot
      @Protectobot 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reminds me of that Italian character, George Constanza (Seinfeld) joking with someone about how he prefers to eat a candy bar with a knife and fork. ‘How do YOU eat: with your HANDS?! 🙄’ 😝

  • @YONCE8701
    @YONCE8701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "WHEN SHE GOT A MOUTH FULL OF ACQUA DIGIO" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❣❣

  • @rachelgarber1423
    @rachelgarber1423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    “I’m ready to buy milk”

    • @widetrackerinkazoo6559
      @widetrackerinkazoo6559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rachel Garber What kind, did you want it pasteurized, "oh no no, just up to my tits". Ba-dah-bump! (Punch line from an age old Mrs. Johannsen Milk Man joke....)

    • @sydneywebbe7737
      @sydneywebbe7737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That made me laugh 😂 too.

  • @stuartstogdill2406
    @stuartstogdill2406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "You wash your car with your hands?!?!?".... fucking hilarious!!!!

  • @donnac6466
    @donnac6466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Marinate in shower 🚿 lol
    Sebastian is the best! 🙂

    • @geraldruiz2437
      @geraldruiz2437 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How are you doing today Donna C? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...

  • @Tjstevens_
    @Tjstevens_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Drop the tabloid and pick up a altoid"
    That was a a bar.

  • @chrishoffer1665
    @chrishoffer1665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    They're not gonna come back if it smells like seaweed. Lol

  • @scotts6596
    @scotts6596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    This stuff is so funny, it turned my bad news from my doctor into a few minutes of laughter. Great Medicine.

    • @chalfontelark9882
      @chalfontelark9882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      God bless you. No matter what, God is with you.

    • @GORILLAROB
      @GORILLAROB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      God speed!!!

    • @FrxmTheNxrth
      @FrxmTheNxrth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rip

    • @flickfilms3603
      @flickfilms3603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dont care

    • @Greatergood3
      @Greatergood3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@flickfilms3603 imagine needing to say that a year later

  • @amyntut
    @amyntut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Funny story... growing up in the 80's my older brother and I loved (and still do) our " hair bands". My brother was a marinater and serenader in the shower. So me being the goofy little sister, I got every stuffed animal and doll that I could find in the house, even the family pets, 😂, and put them outside the bathroom door like an audience 🤣. So as he's finishing up marinating and singing his lungs out in the shower, I waited on the steps by the bathroom. He gets done, opens the door and I started cheering and clapping ecstatically. He looks around in total confusion 😂 then starts laughing hysterically. If we only had cell phones back then 😂🤣.

    • @tinaperez7393
      @tinaperez7393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Awesome. I didn't have a brother but that's the kind of thing my sister and I would do. 😂🤣

    • @Protectobot
      @Protectobot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I used to sing in the shower back in the college days. I also have a loud voice so my hallmarks in the forms could hear me easily. The girls would cheer and clap and later my roommate laughed and told me ‘You’ve got quite the voice.’ 😂

    • @albertross8547
      @albertross8547 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was better before cell phones tbh.

    • @jeanmarielieb2929
      @jeanmarielieb2929 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So funny!!

    • @PeteDain6725
      @PeteDain6725 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Funny story, I grew up in the 80s too! Luv that decade, it was my boyhood.

  • @cocopublicnews6766
    @cocopublicnews6766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Why have I not heard of this guy thanks corona for introducing us

  • @callmeishmael4659
    @callmeishmael4659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    his face as he's talking about his shower routine... classic! love this guy

  • @lorabetts8317
    @lorabetts8317 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I am crying - laughing so hard! He’s precious God bless all of us

  • @teloxy6579
    @teloxy6579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    He also likes to prepare his body in various ways...

    • @totalyfoxy
      @totalyfoxy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hahahaha jordan style hahaha

    • @ilangilang7185
      @ilangilang7185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @okcivicx693
      @okcivicx693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jordan Schlansky!

    • @tinaperez7393
      @tinaperez7393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg. We are a tribe. It's the only explanation. My people! 😂🤣😁

    • @luisfed97
      @luisfed97 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And he also has a asshole-washing toilet

  • @ambershaw374
    @ambershaw374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Thank you for keeping us laughing!

    • @Damaged262
      @Damaged262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed, thanks Sebastian, some daily mirth helps keep the insanity away.

    • @x...CrankyOldMan...x
      @x...CrankyOldMan...x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      check out Pete and Sebastian show podcast... its funny every time.

    • @AttilatheThrilla
      @AttilatheThrilla ปีที่แล้ว

      You’re welcome 😁

  • @lindamartinez3283
    @lindamartinez3283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I laughed so hard my side hurt, I love you and your act.

    • @geraldruiz2437
      @geraldruiz2437 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How are you doing today Linda Martinez? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...

    • @JimmerJoMoore
      @JimmerJoMoore ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@geraldruiz2437 what the heck are u talking about???

  • @rejubi-minkaokose6836
    @rejubi-minkaokose6836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    😂😂😂 that damn skip of his!

  • @petes2feet
    @petes2feet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Brilliant, and the physicality just takes it to a whole nother level, cheers.

    • @raoufhd8268
      @raoufhd8268 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We might sound like saying "nother" but it doesn't exist in English we either have other or another. We say a whole other level.

    • @petes2feet
      @petes2feet 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@raoufhd8268 na, I say nother good sir.

    • @raoufhd8268
      @raoufhd8268 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@petes2feet k, suit yourself homie.

    • @DesertlizzyThe
      @DesertlizzyThe 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Big deal. Its slang and that makes it funny.

  • @diegooliveirabenjamin
    @diegooliveirabenjamin 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “My eyes are watering” is a great funny addition to the punch

  • @lizagates6252
    @lizagates6252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "the walk through"

    • @geraldruiz2437
      @geraldruiz2437 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How are you doing today Liza Gates? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...

  • @cogean
    @cogean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Drop the tabloid, pick up an Altoid".
    Now that's good writing right there!

  • @1purplerose
    @1purplerose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I think my Walmart stopped carrying the Lever 2000 antibacterial. I used to use it too a long time ago. You are a genius in comedic skills!!!! 🥰

    • @geraldruiz2437
      @geraldruiz2437 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How are you doing today Gorgeous? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...

  • @jchati8680
    @jchati8680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Effing ❤ LOVE ❤ this guy!!! Hands down one of the most brilliant comedians that ever lived. Pure talent.

  • @annafraser
    @annafraser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Baby Powder and Cologne, LOL! That’s some old school moves! Haha!

  • @Titunka
    @Titunka 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Nobody makes me laugh like Sebastian... I can watch the same videos again and again and I always laugh......

  • @alkiebythesea
    @alkiebythesea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Only Sebastian can describe a shower so brilliantly 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnykash6856
    @johnykash6856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    😭🤣😂 eh stay in there for a bit😭😭😭😭

  • @annabeachell2714
    @annabeachell2714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I wish all men were like that! It's funny how he presents it right? but, I wish our men would take a HINT lol love how you tell stories Sab

    • @geraldruiz2437
      @geraldruiz2437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How are you doing today Anna Beachell? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, God fearing, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner, So crucial to provide balance.

    • @annabeachell2714
      @annabeachell2714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@geraldruiz2437 I'm doing great Gerald thank you for asking. I find myself commenting on Sebastian's stuff a fair bit. I hope you're doing well and that someone is treating you the same way you would treat them. I am so Sicilian lol I guess that's why I can relate to a lot of what he says and we love to give our 2 cents worth even if not asked for it, I guess I always think that what I have to say is important and someone out there must want to see it! I don't really think that celebrities read any of the posts because there are so many of them but I believe I comment because I like to be heard, but that doesn't mean anyone really wants to hear my opinion hehe. Hope you are having a good Monday ciao!

    • @geraldruiz2437
      @geraldruiz2437 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@annabeachell2714 🥰, You sounds absolutely fantastic and brilliant. Yours words are lovely 😍, Thanks so much.
      I’m not antisocial due to the nature of my job for a long period of time now. I don’t get the chance to travel sometimes. Well I’ve had to overcome many things in my life and would not be where I’m at today if I did not speak my mind. So the answer is yes, I have no problem speaking my mind. To be an advocate for myself. There is a right and wrong way to approach every situation so I am very careful when I do need to stand up for myself keeping others in mind.
      I will love to know more about ourselves via Cellphone number or an Email address to text you more better.
      Wish you a great, wonderful weekend 💜💜💜, and stay safe always 🙏

    • @goodbyemr.anderson5065
      @goodbyemr.anderson5065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@geraldruiz2437 heres her number for you bro, i know you are very thirsty.
      615-555-4567

    • @Protectobot
      @Protectobot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Creepy, eh?! 😵

  • @maxiepattie85
    @maxiepattie85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i'm not even listening anymore.... I LOVE THIS DUDE!

  • @judifrank6682
    @judifrank6682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Love him, hes hysterical. Drove from Florida to Asheville to see him.

  • @oqvp
    @oqvp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    That's what I'm talking about, funny, smart, real great.

  • @anleverlfixedlmark
    @anleverlfixedlmark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Every. Single. Time. Love him!!

    • @geraldruiz2437
      @geraldruiz2437 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How are you doing today Kadãsu? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, God fearing, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner, So crucial to provide balance.

  • @sambuvca22
    @sambuvca22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Guys a stud. Broads love him. Lol

  • @raysn3
    @raysn3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm gonna take a quick shower. No, take your time. IT'S TIME TO WORK! We at N.Y.C. love Sebastian Maniscalco 😅🤣😂😂

  • @lenoresullivan850
    @lenoresullivan850 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Omg. He’s a baby here! Love to see his early years! He’s (ALMOST) laid back!

  • @silviazamora2859
    @silviazamora2859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Sebastian.....Can’t wait for your next special .....was watching you with my earphones in the living room at two in the morning....crying my eyes out, woke my husband up with my laughing and thought I had gone crazy laughing by myself.
    I’m sure you’ll have lots of material with this COVID , again, cannot wait

    • @mariai9549
      @mariai9549 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol happened to me at the gym.

    • @navagnaes4225
      @navagnaes4225 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is this from a special? I’m just surprised I’ve never seen it so if someone can please tell me which one I appreciate it.

  • @gladiator7746
    @gladiator7746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love him! One of the best comedians out there!

  • @juliamihajlovich
    @juliamihajlovich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a woman...OMG this is amazing! A man who cares🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

    • @geraldruiz2437
      @geraldruiz2437 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How are you doing today Julia Mihaj? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner, So crucial to provide balance.

    • @KL42596
      @KL42596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@geraldruiz2437 bruh

  • @DiandraStarShine
    @DiandraStarShine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    oh no he *di'int!* Sebaaaaastiannnn!!,😮my Italian brotha!!🤦🏾 hahahahahaha!!😄😃😁😂

  • @Pasan34
    @Pasan34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Honestly, this guy probably thought of this skit as he was marinading with some Lever 2000, just before the show.

  • @tommytaylor2084
    @tommytaylor2084 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He's got a point. When you go out and see the world, the world sees *you.* Make an effort 😂

  • @silverbullett6684
    @silverbullett6684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I get stuck in a mouth cloud" 🤣

    • @raygamma36
      @raygamma36 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😅😅😅😅

  • @treasure2behold282
    @treasure2behold282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sebastian looks like a young John Travolta in this video.

  • @DehkiaSK
    @DehkiaSK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Somebody crapped in your mouth?" 🤣😂

  • @joesmith2505
    @joesmith2505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I was laughing my head off during his whole routine. Oddly enough....That's exactly how I shower, with some modifications. No fragrance of ANY kind...I'm fragrance sensitive. Thankfully I don't stink. What follows is absolutely true.....You can go and check yourself. This book..... "My House Is Killing Me! The Home Guide for Families With Allergies and Asthma....2001 - By Jeffery May" I own a copy, get one NOW .The guy is an indoor air quality specialist. In one chapter of the book, he talks about Germs, NOT using Antimicrobial soaps, and showering. What follows is a paraphrase of what he said....which, apparently, not just myself, but Maniscalco does as well. ( only he does it longer ) Jeffery May - " When taking a shower, lather up really good from head to toe. ( with the shower off, of course )...leave the soap on your body for 2 minuets. Let the soap do, what it was designed to. This will kill any germs and bacteria on your skin. " I kid you not , that's what he wrote. No talc or cologne for me thank you.

    • @annieothername
      @annieothername ปีที่แล้ว

      Always a pleasure to find the odd helpful comment on random youtube videos. Thanks for the book recommendation!

  • @Valoop
    @Valoop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of the best comedians. Love him.

  • @lou6337
    @lou6337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Stay in there for a bit! 😂😂😂

  • @mariai9549
    @mariai9549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Used to work with a really funny guy. He was on a roll one morning. During a meeting he made a joke about another co-workers' bad breath.
    He said his breath is so bad when he talked his teeth ducked. LMAO!
    OMG it was soooo funny!!! Everyone was laughing so hard. We had to cancel the meeting. lol

    • @chasep86
      @chasep86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sounded more like a dick, Maria.

    • @brucejohnson9696
      @brucejohnson9696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Unfortunately, I've smelled breath even worse than that.
      It was so bad it would knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

    • @supahotfire655
      @supahotfire655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dude musta hung himself after the meeting lol

    • @slantdwave
      @slantdwave 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lesson learned!

    • @adamski6312
      @adamski6312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Breath like a shit-smuggler’s rucksack

  • @annmarieknapp
    @annmarieknapp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Washcloths are essential. You know your pretty dirty when you whip out a loofah!!! Love this guy!!

    • @lisa9867
      @lisa9867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm old school. I was raised using wash cloths. Used once and then put in the wash. So every time you shower you had a clean washcloth. I still do that today. I think I'm the only person I know that uses washcloths.

  • @melissaszarka5718
    @melissaszarka5718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lever 2000 antibacterial body wash..... his walk thru after he sprays cologne! So funny 😆

    • @geraldruiz2437
      @geraldruiz2437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How are you doing today Melissa Szarka? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, God fearing, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner, So crucial to provide balance.

  • @lacherieana1125
    @lacherieana1125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lmao this was hilarious! “Stay in there does a bit” hahahaha. I love you Sebastian!

  • @xeropunt5749
    @xeropunt5749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Upper inner earlobe stubbornest greasiest part of my body. 4-5 latherings...till squeeqy.

  • @marchmadness76
    @marchmadness76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I miss your stand ups Sebastian!

  • @bonbon2355
    @bonbon2355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Genius comedian. I love him💜

  • @don8535
    @don8535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you algorithm I love this guy

  • @teresadiservio761
    @teresadiservio761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hilarious!! The Baby powder & Aqua di Gio got me!! Dude!!

  • @starshine6363
    @starshine6363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So funny I almost dropped my ph as I was watching. Thank you a millions Blessing to You.

  • @rjdoodles8337
    @rjdoodles8337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sebastian needs to be the lead cast member in Steve Martins classic Movie “My Blue Heaven”...Remake.

  • @user-fc5dn2jo1e
    @user-fc5dn2jo1e 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My favorite line of his.... when she's got a mouthful of "aqua de gino"... OMG...peeing my pants laughing!!!

  • @marie91511
    @marie91511 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He’s a very funny man! 😂

  • @oneofgodschildren
    @oneofgodschildren ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It takes me awhile. I have Foo Fighters blaring in my bathroom and I’m washing and head banging and singing lol 😆

  • @andriadebose3403
    @andriadebose3403 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣🤣🤣 "who's still washing with their hands"🤪...true!

  • @MzMary801
    @MzMary801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Put down the tabloid and pick up one of these Altoids. 😄

    • @geraldruiz2437
      @geraldruiz2437 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How are you doing today M V? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, God fearing, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner, So crucial to provide balance.

  • @samifolio950
    @samifolio950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If he wasn't a comedian he would be makin infomercials

  • @kennethfagan9738
    @kennethfagan9738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @2HellWUtube
    @2HellWUtube 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahahahahahahaha Aqua Di Gio 😂😂😂😂😂 I haven’t heard of this perfume since 2001 man!! I still remember it’s smell, everyone was wearing it

  • @goodvibrations2751
    @goodvibrations2751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🤣😂 the man is clean and funny

  • @alh2664
    @alh2664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:17 that was my uncles getting ready to go out in the 90s

  • @JL-pq4rl
    @JL-pq4rl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "they're not going to come back if it smells like seaweed"

  • @Lori5564
    @Lori5564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    🤣😂🤣 I just watched this show last night on Amazon. Freaking hilarious!

    • @geraldruiz2437
      @geraldruiz2437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How are you doing today Lori Weinfurt? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...

  • @tinaperez7393
    @tinaperez7393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg. This might be his funniest bit yet. 😂🤣😁

  • @user-fc5dn2jo1e
    @user-fc5dn2jo1e 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My favorite video...by far... crying laughing!

  • @wyattrussell318
    @wyattrussell318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm in the shower listening right now 😂

    • @WildwoodFern
      @WildwoodFern 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And apparently commenting

  • @wickedboody9868
    @wickedboody9868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I want to see Sebastian!

  • @fayeb.5855
    @fayeb.5855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My family is ItalianCatholic Jewish mix. I relate! 🤣

  • @Sandra-et5vc
    @Sandra-et5vc 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My favorite video of all!

  • @michaelisidorospinelli3433
    @michaelisidorospinelli3433 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love this guy

  • @donnadepascale15
    @donnadepascale15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's just too funny!

  • @carbonator100
    @carbonator100 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this man, fuggin hilarious. Thank you sir

  • @MikesOrganicVideos
    @MikesOrganicVideos หลายเดือนก่อน

    That was hilarious. Don’t know how I’ve managed to not hear this bit before. As a fan of the Long shower, myself, I related to some of this. Have an exfoliating brush, not a glove, and I never shut off the water because it takes too long to get it the perfect temperature And I’m not gonna go through all that twice for the same shower. But I do stand back away from the water for a minute or two to let that body wash sink in. The Aqua Gio line was funny, but I’m not so sure women want to be tasting cologne. Just saying… But hilarious stuff. One of the best comics out there right now. Just binge watched all eight episodes of Bookie over 2 nights. Dark but funny. Left me wanting more. Which I guess is what all the greats do.

  • @mgfan81
    @mgfan81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    You want em coming back here, they're not gonna come back here if it smells like seaweed!

  • @SreeFromAfrica
    @SreeFromAfrica ปีที่แล้ว

    Ohh god!!!… drop the TABLOID pik up the ALTOIDS🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣… too good👌👌👌👌

  • @EcoSnakeTV
    @EcoSnakeTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I've been at a cash register taking a guy's order and you would think the smells got switched from the other hole.

    • @lisa9867
      @lisa9867 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep. I used to work at the post office and we had air freshener to spray after the anti shower people walked away. Their stench stayed in the air. Disgusting.

  • @jacquelynn2051
    @jacquelynn2051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I take short showers, but I also shower 3 to 4 times per day as per peri menopause. And no thanks to the cervical cancer causing baby powder. To each his own, just be clean.

  • @bobholden9011
    @bobholden9011 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of my favorite bits

  • @rudysavelli483
    @rudysavelli483 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    😉 guy's an absolute genius funny as hell I was raised in New York City and he reminds me of a lot of the friends I had when I lived there at one time I'm always entertained well when I watch his performance

  • @thermant8452
    @thermant8452 ปีที่แล้ว

    Interesting to see his progression

  • @molink3123
    @molink3123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    He kinda has a point about the rinsing lmao

  • @AustinChurch95
    @AustinChurch95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Mouthful of Aqua Di Gio.” I died 😂

  • @lizagates6252
    @lizagates6252 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this guy

  • @Sandra-et5vc
    @Sandra-et5vc 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My favorite...so far