What’s with All the Dogs at the Airport? - Sebastian Maniscalco
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.ย. 2020
- Sebastian Maniscalco urges people to let their dogs be dogs and explains the difference between getting the dinner bill when you’re on a first date vs. when you’re married.
Original Airdate: January 18, 2008
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This guys voice and body language are just masterful.
Couldn't agree more!
💯 His material is funny but when you throw in the physical aspect and his mannerisms it’s a whole different level. He sometimes makes me laugh until I cry. His airport check in and Chipotle bits are classics!
Tell Santa what you want🤣
"Ya Cooper...tell Santa what you want." I'm dying over here! 😂😂 I love when he 'whispers'! The sushi...😂😂😂
"Tell santa what you want", can't stop laughing.
Really?
Metoo😂
He is the only one who makes me laugh hysterically. I would love to see him perform in person.
Do it Lydia. Worth tbe money
He is incredible! I’ve seen him twice live, the last one I nearly choked laughing so hard.
He had me crying, when he performed in austin
Saw him a few times. Cried laughing
When Sebastian was not a well known name per-say my girlfriends and I saw him at Zanies in old town after a dinner at Topo Gigio we did not stop laughing, belly laughing for a solid minute!!!
All weekend my abs were in pain like I broke a couple of ribs and I swear my laugh lines started to appear!! What an
AMAZING performance!!
On a complete different comic subject, what happened to Daniel Tosh?
I honestly thought Dog Santa wasn’t a real thing, until I went to the mall last fall/early December and saw the Santa catering to dogs. I laughed my ass off the whole way out of the mall 😂😂😂😂
You mean they're really IS a "Dog Santa"??
I figured there must be because he mostly tells real life things ..
Are you kidding? As soon as he said “In Los Angeles this year….” you should’ve known it was for real.
I absolutely love him!! I sometimes feel depressed and then I start to look at his TH-cam videos he helps me so much!! My mood changes
Me too
I feel you. I'm also really happy that I found him, he is the best comedian out there. Take care
the tj maxx one is his finest work
So North Jersey
So North Jersey
So wholesome. Never crude. Love this man.
Wholesome? Lol. The guy was cussing.
@@Beck-Stein I think "wholesome" today means "not racist". 😂 This dude is kinda funny, but go back and listen to the audiences at shows like Katt Williams, Steve Harvey, etc. The audiences laughed way harder in the past. Now, it's like people chuckle just enough so there isn't any awkward laughter.
@@nckhed my definition of wholesome are guys on “dry bar” humor. No cussing. Clean sets. I think its much more difficult to do.
You clearly haven't seen a lot of his routines.
Yes that part about the dog licking his balls was wholesome like the Andy Rooney show
I love Sebastian bc he talks about real life. What makes us similar. What we have in common. Enough divisiveness. Were all people. And we all have far more in common that what makes us different
Yes! How we r all a bit Crazy !!
Life ins pol to the Table!!!!!!!!!!!! he cracks me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And real life is kinda boring, which is why comedians of the past were much funnier. They mixed fiction in with truth and made things funnier. Why do you think "reality" TV shows have so much drama? It's completely manufactured. Why is that? Because without manufactured drama, those TV shows would be boring as hell. That's because people's everyday lives aren't very interesting at all, so they have to create situations and scenarios to keep people watching.
Nobody does it better than Sebastian! When this pandemic is over, I’m going to go to one of his shows!
kkossor if the pandemic is over. 🤪
Be prepared… I too wanted to see his show. The tickets were $400. Sebastian is fantastic! He is not a comedian that stands on the stage and tells their jokes. He is a comedian who uses the stage and his body to accentuate his storytelling. That is what makes him great. I am in New York so perhaps the tickets are less expensive in other states. The $400 was the least expensive. $800 for me and my husband, plus the taxes and surcharges nobody even knows what that is, with dinner would be $1000. I just refuse to do that. I hope you have better luck.
This "pandemic" was NEVER a pandemic. Please!!!!!!!
Yes! You will love it!
His show in Chicago 2017, a guy in our audience must have been high off his ass because he would laugh and laugh before he could finish his joke or he'd over laugh. He stopped in the middle of his act and told him to laugh on que and for the next couple min, he became the joke and it became extra material we all laughed our asses to. Especially the laughing guy. 😄 LIVE is always the best Especially when its comedians! I hope you get to see him soon! ♡
@@janicedevereux2839 Wow! That is steep but to get decent seating, you need to spend that or more. But it’s not that often one gets to see a comedian of his caliber. Thanks for the info and Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays. 🎄
Talking to his dog: “How you doing? Okay? Get outta here.” Lol
I know the "Ok get outta here" is
what I think when I pet other people's dogs. I mean I like them but I came for your owner. Like, don't bogart my attention.
That's something my husband would say about the bill for dinner, I love Sebastian sense of humor and so does my husband!!!👍🏼🎃🇺🇸
He is HILARIOUS ...honestly presenting the ABSURD realities of our daily living and taking to a new level and making us LAUGH TO THE EXTREME...with that unforgettable New York 'Litlle Italy' style...
Finally someone who says “ It’s a DOG”
Sebastian is the perfect antidote for this sometimes bleak time. We 💕 you!
I agree with the comments. Hes one of the few who make me laugh hysterically. Drove from Florida to Asheville, NC to see him. So worth it.
Yea Cooper you’re going to see Santa today 👏🏽👏🏽😂😂
this guy is hilarious!!
This is our nutty society today. He’s joking but hits it right on the head
That’s what makes his jokes so funny. They’re relevant to our every day lives. Sebastian says out-loud what we are all thinking…
My father said this in the 80s. How fucked up society has become. I get it: love your dog, treat it humanely. But Jesus Tap Dancing Christ.
I just love all you guys reaction. Keep the happening
I don’t think he’s joking, hahaha, he’s making it funny.
Yeah, the animal worship kinda sickens me. I love cats and dogs and animals in general, but I don't hold them above anyone or anything.
My favorite is when he did the 2 legged dog that he saw from the Oprah show and the way he mocked the dog made me laugh so hard I couldn’t breathe
He's good! His demeanor in his story-telling keeps you on your seat! LOL!
"I started sweating... on the inside" I'm still in training
Sebastian Maniscalco is my favorite Comedian!! He makes me laugh so hard each and evry time!!! :-D LMAO
This guy is funny. I love the comedy about his father and getting rid of the pests eating up his tomatoes.
Antifreeze on bologna!!!! Hysterical!
I want the dog bit to be longer. Lots of room to move there. He could hit it out of the park.
Doggy Santa: "I get to sit around and pet dogs all day? Awesome."
Lol, I feel like an idiot now. I thought Doggy Santa was a dog.
And get paid for it… Doggy Santa is laughing all the way to the bank
Dude! That is where the money is. I cater to pet people....they throw money around.
These days you can more selling dog sweaters than real sweaters.
Just like the office; he has us rolling just by reenacting every day life, I think he's a genius for it
Had the pleasure of seeing Sebastian in Phoenix in 2017. I want him to come back. He is my favorite comedian, as he replaced Tim Allen, whom I love as well.
I freaking love this gem! He makes my mouth hurt laughing so much I say proudly!
He has mannerisms like Joe Pesci. They are both brilliant!
He nailed crazy Joey gallo in the Irishman. Scorsese movies like to cast comedians.
He is easily in my top 5 comedians all time!!
Do people not look at the prices on a menu _before_ they order??!! 😂😂😂😂
Some expensive restaurants don't have prices on the menu
Cheapos like you are many...lol 😆😆
If ya have to ask ya can't afford it
Not gunna lie...I would have totally been the lady taking my last dog to "see Santa" if there had been one around! 😂😂😂
Hadn't seen this bit. Sebastian is one of my all-time favorite comedians.
One of the funniest stand up comedians I’ve ever seen.
Absolutely. Also pieces of his material stay with you. Like, "Ok get outta here", to the dog.
You know sure as the sun will rise in the East Sebastian came up with the idea for the dog bit when he was waiting in line with his dog (who HE had dressed up with a Christmas sweater and bandana.)
Dude's really funny.
He brightens up my day..every day..here in Ireland....thank you Sebastian x
That was a good ending.
I started sweating...On the Inside. 😄 How'd i miss this stand up.
He is the only thing that keeps me from my depression too! All time favorite comic
🇺🇸America Needs You🇺🇸Thank You
Love love him his face makes me laugh his stories Crack me up!
Dying laughing 🤣
What the hell did you order for a dinner for 2 for sushi?lol
Alcohol? Nice wines maybe
He's right. People have the insatiable urge to have to take their dog everywhere they go. Leave the dog home.
That's not always a good idea depending on the dog. Some dogs need to be alone for a bit. Others get anxiety and need dog daycare, a companion, or you.
People need to toughen up. Never seen such a weak ass generation
Stop putting clothes on animals! That's nuts!!
@@Eddie-ym1vq That's why kids are so fat and have health issues. The parents drive them everywhere, or they have motorized skate boards.😆
@@kinndah2519 Feeding an animal's (or a person's) anxiety only makes it worse. My dog used to whine when left alone and she eventually stopped because nobody coddled her the second she whined. Maybe not every situation is the same, but I think people tend to make those anxieties worse in their pets because they insist on doing everything they can to "fix" the problem and they only reinforce the issue. Then, they start putting their dogs on medication. It's ridiculous and people are obsessive to the point of destruction.
Love Sebastian's voice characterizations!😄
Haha! My brother does this at a local dog rescue. "Santa Paws"
It's already dumb that people do it but dogs? Come on, you think they know who the guy in the red suit is? Thank you Coca Cola, for nothing.
@@harveyquinn ppp
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I think your brother is awesome. 😊
Thank you for brightening my mood!
He is hysterically funny!!. Hugs
I love him too...he's so real and funny👍😊♥️
Sebastian is hysterical! Do check out his 3 Netflix specials when you have time! ( I mean, you're home anyway, right?)
Yup. Still home.
He is a comedy genius ..
Sebastian I'm hooked. So damn funny I'm dyeee'nnn 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“ Cooper “ a popular dog name on the left coast 🤣🤣🤣😎
"And then I started sweating" 😭😭😭
Recently found him online, he's really good!😆😃
He has 3 stand ups on netflix all worth the watch
@@joshuagorman1259 Awesome, Thanks for heads up!😃👍🏼
Ya, you got some catching up to do my friend!! I sometimes find things and think to myself, how the hell did I not know about this when it came out?! 🤔🤔
I love Sebastian comedy's but my two favorite jokes ever from him is Cooper the dog and Faith the dog
Sebastian you are absolutely HILARIOUS!! Your voices and expressions are priceless!!! I am DYING every time I watch you!! 😂😂😂 Going to one of your shows someday is on my bucket list!! ❤ God bless you!
Please mercy. I can't stop laughing. Amazing
What a great comedian
Santa paws!!! Nothing like that in England, thank goodness. :)))
Groups here do that as fundraisers for rescue purposes. You get a picture of your dog in Santa’s lap. It is wildly popular.
@@arribaficationwineho32 👍🏼
So funny he makes my day I needed a good laugh.
Sebastian is the funniest!!!
Luv his expressions!!!!!!!
Haha my dog has seen santa before 🤣
Proverbs 11:30 The fruit of the righteous is a tree of life, and he who wins souls is wise.
Amen. Thank you for sharing. This is a beautiful verse
@FlamQ Dbltap God bless you
FlamQ Dbltap is someone forfeiting a vacation supposed to change history?
And they say round about that laughter is the best treatment
Hilarious! 🤣😂 Period!
I agree..its a DOG!! Not a person
DOGS are better "Persons" than most humans!!!
Rage.ModelsInc agree 💯
@@ragemodels yeah a dog loves you cuz you fill his tummy and give him a home, if they could find their own food they wouldn't give two hoots about you
@@Jc-hn1ns you have clearly never helped or.adopted an animal.!!!
@@ragemodels had 3 cats growing up. A little different psychology with cats. Pets are fine, animals deserve respect, and they definitely can help certain people with unique circumstances. But, I'm with this guy on people treating animals like their humans, when they're clearly not
I can totally understand...my ex gf had a dog named Cooper.
GAWD
Went to see him at The Saenger Theatre here in New Orleans, in July!! SO excited!!! Wish I were closer though I was on the floor seated.
SM is great because he makes awesome observations LOL albeit very harsh truths that everyone should reflect on! Stop humanizing your animals, because they are precisely that: animals and NOT HUMANS. The posh restaurant bill is also hilarious!
Mall Santa Paws, itching to give Sebastian his biz card 😂🎅🐶🐾🐾🎁🎄
This guy is best I heard in a long. Time thankyou sebastianmanicalco
Love this guy !🤣🤣
There you go again .Making me smile always Don't know how you do it .I guess God gave u a little shove in life .He saw in you a hidden. Gem. And he was right.
Sebastian brings back normalcy.
He says what we are all thinking….hiding when the doorbell rings, check! He is THE best!
every segment is Funny, Love it...
My favorite comedian since Carlin!!!
Just throw the card on the bill and dont even look at it.... cry about it after you get home
“We do dog things. Why’s the dog for socks on” haha
Brilliant!
Besides. Jerry Lewis sebastian maniscalco is my second favorite comedian. He is just awesome,funny as hell. Love him,love him so much.i would love to meet him.
One of the best sets of all time
Agree
I would never ever pay that much for dinner for two people!!!
He’s my favorite forEVERRR
This is the FUNNIEST comedian I have ever seen!!
Made my morning. THANK YOU !
Too damn relatable ahahaha
Hilarious! This comedian is exceptional in his timing & delivery!
Take a gooood look we’re not coming back to dis place! Hahaha! Love it!
I love how he points out American cultural and day to day absurdities...”idiot owners is right”! Dogs are dogs not people!
Well I do agree but also I treat my cat like a person- not the dressing up thing but more like own space..talk to him type
I live in America and I love my dogs like they're my own children and that is my right. I don't hate on you because you don't feel the same way. my Chihuahua the May look ridiculous To other people but I love them and they make me happy and that's what matters the most have a great day.
@@robinwilliams2748 i can appreciate that fully and yes that is your right and they were created to add to our lives .. absolutely
@@robinwilliams2748 We also have the right to make fun of you for it. 😂😂🤡
@@booboobunny5655 lol
This guy is soooooo funny !!!!😆😅😂🤣
Love Sebastian!
Such a talent. Just funny!
This guy is golden whenever I need a laugh I watch him and I LMAF
" Cooper" !! Beer 🍻right threw both nostrils!🤧😆😆😆
So awesome.