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  • @jz4163
    @jz4163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20846

    "Dont worry Im not stalking you"
    -every stalker ever

  • @cucumberjane9916
    @cucumberjane9916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4635

    “YOU CANT STOP OUR LOVE” best sarcastic line in the whole video

    • @LeWildSister
      @LeWildSister 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I also loved the "I'm ovulating" part by cuddie

    • @rob3326
      @rob3326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      If you watch the actress that plays Cuddy shes fighting a smile during that line.

    • @rulisa1131
      @rulisa1131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@LeWildSister"The frisky, it went away."

  • @alphaone6902
    @alphaone6902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13087

    “She’s called you 15 times, your mother isn’t even as interested in you” oooooh damn sick burn

    • @Anonymouscomment691
      @Anonymouscomment691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I laughed when she said that. I was like “DAMN, smart woman” lol

    • @Emanresuadeen
      @Emanresuadeen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @John Smith
      😄

    • @eklhaft4531
      @eklhaft4531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Emanresuadeen Oh lol where does my penis apply for Ph.D.?

    • @shinkaiatsuya950
      @shinkaiatsuya950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Is this about the carpet? Do you think I'll back out if you take away my fun?

    • @elias9746
      @elias9746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@shinkaiatsuya950 you better not be having fun

  • @SnuffIt
    @SnuffIt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4927

    “YOU CAN’T STOP OUR LOVE”
    8 Seasons, 177 episodes and I never got tired of how chaotic he was 😂

    • @jas9729
      @jas9729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Where did you watching it????

    • @NvmImdone
      @NvmImdone 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jas9729it's on Netflix

    • @Suragamer2024
      @Suragamer2024 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What"s name of the series?

    • @Yanatscrolls
      @Yanatscrolls 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Suragamer2024 House MD

    • @Suragamer2024
      @Suragamer2024 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Yanatscrolls Thanks a lot💗💗

  • @brianmo2965
    @brianmo2965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7036

    "She's called you 15 times, your mother is not that interested in you"

    • @SerenityFeueropal
      @SerenityFeueropal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Well I might be better adjusted if she was!

    • @alm9655
      @alm9655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I'd like the comment, but it's at 420 likes

    • @tdevil101
      @tdevil101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Average Joesson id kill to have my
      Mother call me every 2-4 months rather than everyday.

    • @Cnrle
      @Cnrle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow " " something get likes lol

    • @davidsirmons
      @davidsirmons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She might have attachment complex/trauma.
      Might be worth having her talk to a psychologist.

  • @Doom8810
    @Doom8810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6737

    They cut out my favorite interaction
    House: "if I forget about her, can I get my carpet back"
    Cuddy:"no"
    House:"if I forget about the carpet can I have her?"

  • @rougarou3716
    @rougarou3716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16900

    She's so cute that House actually forgets to act like a jerk towards her

    • @soonamisapphire2425
      @soonamisapphire2425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      I no right 🤣 I love it

    • @bermanmo6237
      @bermanmo6237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +593

      That is because House acts like a child who can't follow rules. The girl is a child who can't follow rules. That is why she like him. Even said so.

    • @mohammadfarooqi6255
      @mohammadfarooqi6255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@bermanmo6237 She is a child? Are you f... Blind

    • @mohammadfarooqi6255
      @mohammadfarooqi6255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @@bermanmo6237 Does a child have a curvy feminine figure like a young woman? Explain how she is a child when the actress was around 19 or 20 herself.

    • @Frankya92
      @Frankya92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@terrywhyte6281 very true. I used to have a crush on this 16 year old when I was in high school that was more curvy than this chick

  • @TheGuitarded1
    @TheGuitarded1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2509

    Fact: "Loss of inhibition or judgement" isn't one of the symptoms.
    She's infected, but House simply used it to convince her that her attraction wasn't real, so she'd go away.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      well it worked that's all that matters

    • @stayxskzleebit6030
      @stayxskzleebit6030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      That's what I thought...I didn't study about this symptom for my step 1🤔

    • @jakhongirsaydmuratov9819
      @jakhongirsaydmuratov9819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@raven4k998 if it worked, then it wasn't the true love she was having.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jakhongirsaydmuratov9819 so so what I said it worked didn't care if it was true love or not are you lonely?

    • @jakhongirsaydmuratov9819
      @jakhongirsaydmuratov9819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@raven4k998 not interested in what you care what you don't, man

  • @kateiams9271
    @kateiams9271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16383

    “You can’t stop our love!” That’s KILLED ME😂😂

    • @Dante02d12
      @Dante02d12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

      Don't forget House's little smile after he said that, xD.

    • @JohnSmith-wx9wj
      @JohnSmith-wx9wj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      That's his defense mechanism for feeling uncomfortable.

    • @frankt1956
      @frankt1956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      the fact i read this at the exact same time i saw it made me laugh more😂😂😂

    • @St-ef9ru
      @St-ef9ru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LO-
      :o
      :I
      :)

    • @madkilla707
      @madkilla707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I Notified You Dr. House
      -FBI

  • @squamish4244
    @squamish4244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10455

    "It can't be because she finds me interesting and attractive. It has to be because she's insane." AHAHAHAHA

    • @shaamaan
      @shaamaan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Jokes on him, because in the end that was sort of it. :P

    • @vishalchidambaram1064
      @vishalchidambaram1064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      @@shaamaan nope, it looked like he was lying to get rid of her.

    • @NOVACNOURY
      @NOVACNOURY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@vishalchidambaram1064 HOUSE KNOWS BETTER...AND WONT LET HER...HE IS TRYING TO AVOID "LAW SUIT / CHILD RESPONSIBILITY /FATHERHOOD...HES KNOWS..(THROUGH HIS INBORN "INSTINCT"...)....SHE IS UP TO (NO GOOD) SOMETHING HAPPENED IN HER YOUTH + EARTH QUAKE MIND DISEASE... MORAL OF THIS "HOUSE /BLOUSE EPISODE ....................................... BE LKIE HOIUSE WHEN BEING LURED BY FALSE BLOUSE .......................................... KEEP IT IN THE POCKET ....NOT IN THE SOCKET... ...ANOTHER WORDS...NEVER LET INSTINCT BE EXTINCT ..... NOVAC NOURY "RAINBOWLAND EXHIBIT" IN NYC AND ON YOUR TUBE

    • @bermanmo6237
      @bermanmo6237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Note he kept waiting for Cuddy to show up so there would be a reason to throw the girl out of the hospital.

    • @bermanmo6237
      @bermanmo6237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You forget Chase slept with a minor at the wedding party. The minor was the other girl in the threesome with her more older adult female friend. Luckily that girl did not press charges against Chase. Could have got the hospital in a lot of trouble.

  • @therealneal3034
    @therealneal3034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11872

    “You didn’t return any of my calls.”
    “I plan to... in a couple of years.”
    Genius

    • @shanayazaveri2620
      @shanayazaveri2620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      They acted in a movie together a couple of years later, it's called the oranges

    • @therealneal3034
      @therealneal3034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@shanayazaveri2620 I saw the trailer last night. Def gonna watch sometime

    • @terrywhyte6281
      @terrywhyte6281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@shanayazaveri2620 lol really?

    • @ahmadalghamdi8896
      @ahmadalghamdi8896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fucking genius

    • @taekwondotime
      @taekwondotime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @2:22 God I miss the whale tail. Somebody please bring that back. :)

  • @z0mbietiger27
    @z0mbietiger27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1400

    Something about a man with a cane yelling “You can’t stop our love” fucking has me dying!!!!

    • @thatonechick33
      @thatonechick33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol seriously the cane comment sent me

  • @wolfgirlinfinity9412
    @wolfgirlinfinity9412 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2789

    "22 weeks is enough for an embryo to grow arms and legs" new favorite line.

    • @lrmcatspaw1
      @lrmcatspaw1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I prefer "not as good as you think I am".

    • @SHAWNEESKYWALKER
      @SHAWNEESKYWALKER 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@lrmcatspaw1
      😂😂😂

  • @justsomeguywithoutamustach9775
    @justsomeguywithoutamustach9775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16562

    Seeing Blair Waldorf in peasant clothes makes me uncomfortable.

    • @sofiaguerrero0969
      @sofiaguerrero0969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      Liana Storm
      Lol honestly what is she doing in those rags (they’re clothes I’d probs wear tbh)

    • @dawahawa
      @dawahawa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Is that yoongi?

    • @padijeff5675
      @padijeff5675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He’s one lucky doctor!☺️

    • @حسنعسيري-ح2ق
      @حسنعسيري-ح2ق 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      The stalker girl was in Selena Gomez’s movie “Monte Carlo” ????

    • @justsomeguywithoutamustach9775
      @justsomeguywithoutamustach9775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dawahawa Ho! Tyo Yoongi nai ho 😂 Malai Suga ekdam manparxa

  • @crusherconi
    @crusherconi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9907

    YOU CANT STOP OUR LOVE **disturbed looks from staff**

    • @VN3wton
      @VN3wton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Iosif Dzhugashvili I LOVE THAT PART SO MUCH LMAO

    • @everythingwithava6862
      @everythingwithava6862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      And then he proceeds to smile 😂

    • @senseikeo3958
      @senseikeo3958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      His voice is hilarious

    • @kyanaquintero8272
      @kyanaquintero8272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I haven't laughed that hard in forever lmao

    • @ozzywalker609
      @ozzywalker609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Not to mention that Cuddy wasn’t pleased.
      Either she was embarrassed, or...
      She has an interest in House too. 🤔

  • @xxxx85
    @xxxx85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1210

    I have to keep reminding myself, "she's 21 when this was filmed, it's okay that I find her attractive, it's okay"

    • @yrsruby5396
      @yrsruby5396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Depends how old you are though lol

    • @altafkalam2716
      @altafkalam2716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @@yrsruby5396 No, it doesn't. There's an age of consent for a reason.
      Stop gatekeeping.

    • @yrsruby5396
      @yrsruby5396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@altafkalam2716 😂😂😂😂 you're so ignorant...and creepy.

    • @proudgary2228
      @proudgary2228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No. He's not. He's truthful. You're jealous.

    • @mydogsioux
      @mydogsioux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @altaf karam- 1- clearly they're implying if the person desiring the actress is under 18. 2- you don't know what gatekeeping means, it didn't apply to what they said.

  • @Jinisinsane
    @Jinisinsane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5859

    "Hes too old and weak" always gets me.

    • @FaithCeil
      @FaithCeil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Had to scroll a long time to find this.

    • @FlashakaViolet
      @FlashakaViolet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      brilliant 😆

    • @inxj5915
      @inxj5915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Cameron’s hilarious.

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      1:21

    • @saudude2174
      @saudude2174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      it always amazes me how talented the show writers were, house md is a timeless masterpiece and ambiguous scenes like this one prove it every time, and there's thousands of them!

  • @d.i.y.carley
    @d.i.y.carley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2875

    He looks simultaneously interested and also scared... 😂😂😂 His reactions are so funny... and the. He kinda rolls with it to troll his coworkers 🤣🤣🤣

  • @chrissycurtis4152
    @chrissycurtis4152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10423

    The fact he kept saying dammit when he realised she wasn't actually in love with him cracks me up 😂😂

    • @justanothergabs4710
      @justanothergabs4710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1376

      I think he made it up to get her away from him

    • @bermanmo6237
      @bermanmo6237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      It is like every other sci fi where a character loses his or her inhibition due to a presence of alien pheremones or parasites. I guess this is suppose to be a real world example where this can happens. It is like why men and women wear perfumes and colognes on dates or in public to make themselves more attractive to other people. The other difference here is that a third party source is creating that attraction to others. Although we often thing it is the female that make themselves pretty to attract others, in most of the animal world, it is the males that does that, ex. the peacock with its bright feathers to attract the female pea hen with rather dull color feathers. The male mallard duck with the bright red feather to attract the female with the rather dull brown feathers.

    • @smurfyday
      @smurfyday 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@justanothergabs4710 You're not very bright. She had milky tears. Guessing an earthquake. Etc, etc.

    • @luigimasiello5708
      @luigimasiello5708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +510

      ​@@smurfyday dude what he talked about is just a funga infection that could possibly make the eyes more sensitive to light and cause some mental confusion. NOT the kind of mental confusion to make you fall in love with someone. And the tears didn't come because of the infection. House caused the tears himself with his words. By conventiently putting the blame on a patology he is just trying to take care of her feelings. also why do u need to tell someone he is not bright? r u okay?

    • @Nicole-se8qz
      @Nicole-se8qz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait she wasn’t ?! How did he find out

  • @brandondavidson4085
    @brandondavidson4085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    Even with teenagers, House treats kids so well. He would have been the best pediatrician.

  • @yasminprosser4085
    @yasminprosser4085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4600

    Leighton Meester is actually that gorgeous

    • @plumdutchess
      @plumdutchess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @BlueJayRobin Her name is dutch and is actually pronounced Mayster. I've never heard her name pronounced in english, so your comment confused me. I always read it in the dutch pronounciation.

    • @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodvue
      @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodvue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Facts

    • @AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult
      @AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@chaist94 so what, she might have Dutch blood. Immigrants usually have a pronunciation for the family and one for other people

    • @ArcDevErik
      @ArcDevErik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chaist94 No...it wasn't.

    • @ManoleitorArg
      @ManoleitorArg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would be more concerned not for the dutch but for the USA part... Probably the worst part...

  • @FizzyFizze
    @FizzyFizze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2516

    “Your mother isn’t that interested in you” damn cuddy lol

    • @MadoBruh
      @MadoBruh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      FizzyFizze House: *makes a joke on the outside silently cries on the inside*

  • @lookinglassentdirector3x761
    @lookinglassentdirector3x761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6728

    Anybody else find themselves unable to watch just one, and ended up going on a whole mini marathon of house clips? 😂

    • @kenmclemore523
      @kenmclemore523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Yeah, there is that; must be a medical condition. lol. KDM

    • @rorschac009oo8
      @rorschac009oo8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      House: chances are this quarantine left a psychological need for there to be a possibility that somewhere out there there is a capable person who has an answer for everything, who knows all, a longing for superman. It is a childish thing mostly but chances are people have more disposable time since the average person isn't that busy.
      Me: eh?
      House: you're bored at home, what else do you have to do?

    • @sharronkaur6890
      @sharronkaur6890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's true I came to watched the girl who can see the afterlife and now I ended up here lol

    • @leeman27534
      @leeman27534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's also generally the nature of youtube, wikipedia, etc
      click a thing, it leads to interest in clicking another thing, and down the rabbit hole we go.

    • @sarajelen5263
      @sarajelen5263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm on day five.

  • @elenasiasiou6762
    @elenasiasiou6762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +911

    Spotted Blair Waldorf with a blonde new hairstyle running around chasing a man who certainly looks like her daddy, but its certainly not
    You know you love me XOXO gossip girl

    • @micaiahphillips5238
      @micaiahphillips5238 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your a pretty girl

    • @kimmyisgreen2929
      @kimmyisgreen2929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think house is more like chuck’s dad.

    • @ruthie8844
      @ruthie8844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh Blair.....

    • @iamsam9503
      @iamsam9503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I was searching for THIS!!

    • @kouizumi9484
      @kouizumi9484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shut up, Dan! XC
      (Lol, I only watched the tv show)

  • @nigeriancrowbar6584
    @nigeriancrowbar6584 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14722

    "...just six months. Until I turn 18."
    *FBI, OPEN UP*

    • @Cashout95
      @Cashout95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Nigerian Crowbar Meanwhile in the rest of the world

    • @NickBLeaveIt
      @NickBLeaveIt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Remember the episode where Chase thought he had hooked up with a minor? The age of consent in Jersey is 16.

    • @arseniypavlov6783
      @arseniypavlov6783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@alwaysbynina where do u live

    • @furioussherman7265
      @furioussherman7265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@alwaysbynina 16 in mine.

    • @thotpatrol6701
      @thotpatrol6701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm concerned

  • @MathStringInputOutpu
    @MathStringInputOutpu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3960

    I can't be the only one who is most impressed by the people acting as the patients. Showing all those symptoms can't be easy

    • @solidmoon8266
      @solidmoon8266 7 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Jesse Feng its like little kids tricking the thermometer to get out of going to school for the day... just smarter

    • @headlights-go-up
      @headlights-go-up 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Medical consultants tell them how to portray illnesses

    • @volgax3646
      @volgax3646 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      headlights go up still impressive

    • @Starmadien2019
      @Starmadien2019 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jesse Feng it's called Make-up

    • @frankdobbs7862
      @frankdobbs7862 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jesse Feng u r so smert

  • @Wombats-1
    @Wombats-1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5695

    can you imagine anyone else in this entire universe playing house other than hugh? god he was built for that role

    • @anthonymendez1997
      @anthonymendez1997 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      ROUSH4203 lol and the producers didn't want to cast a British actor

    • @sarizonana
      @sarizonana 7 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      You mean born for that role and yes he was Born to play House just Like Robert Downey Jr for IronMan, Heath Ledger for the Joker and Sean Connery, Pierce Brosnan and Daniel Craig for James Bond.

    • @sarahfranks9533
      @sarahfranks9533 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      yes he was ine of the most brilliant characters in tv history no one but hugh laurie could of done this role justice

    • @nombreespablo
      @nombreespablo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Brits are awesome at acting. I.e Andrew Lincoln as Rick Grimes. You would’ve never known he was English if it wasn’t for his interviews. lol.

    • @sarizonana
      @sarizonana 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Joe Budden that’s so true it can’t be a coincidence that my three favorite actors are Brits
      1 Hugh Laurie
      2 Daniel Day Lewis ( too sad he just retired)
      3 Ralph Fiennes.
      Ralph is a little typecast as villains actor but he is amazing at those characters

  • @thisbevibhor
    @thisbevibhor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    Did someone realize when he said: "We'll always have Fresno" and " Here's looking at you..". These are dialogues from Casablanca 1942 Movie.

    • @jessearenas1395
      @jessearenas1395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Finally, I was reading the comment to see if anyone would pick this up. It was the funniest part for me and yes I am old enough to remember Casa Blanca with Bogart

    • @thisbevibhor
      @thisbevibhor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@jessearenas1395 I'm 21, but I like old movies, started with Gone with the wind and now we are here.

    • @jessearenas1395
      @jessearenas1395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@thisbevibhor all great movies, I'm 57 and also very partial to old westerns as well.

    • @NB-ig8zi
      @NB-ig8zi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Of course duh. The whole point of it he is self deprecating.

    • @hd-xc2lz
      @hd-xc2lz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You would hope so, probably top 5 all time of most (over) repeated movie lines.

  • @danielsmith225
    @danielsmith225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3807

    Who tf walks in on a doctor with a patient

  • @0neAmongBillions
    @0neAmongBillions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6931

    "I'm ovulating, let's go"
    "My frisky went away" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nicholasalicea1364
      @nicholasalicea1364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      I wouldn’t have denied cuddy

    • @rammtastic
      @rammtastic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I would've fell all over that

    • @ashwinchander1837
      @ashwinchander1837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @YesbutNO Ovulating is when new ovum or egg cell gets produced in the ovaries of the female body for fertilization . it occurs monthly in a female body you can always google for more accurate information.

    • @someguyfromarcticfreezer6854
      @someguyfromarcticfreezer6854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      That's is the best way to seduce any guy(if woman that pretty as Cuddy).

    • @shelldie8523
      @shelldie8523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Condoms.

  •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1751

    _shouting_ "You can't stop our love!"
    It's settled. I want to be House when I grow up.

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Vicodin popping wise ass doctor who steals his best friend's food at lunch?

    • @snack881
      @snack881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Think the idea is that if you're House, you don't grow up

    • @rosiepestel7836
      @rosiepestel7836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Charles Dinkins Yes...he is so difficult...that's why I love him!!

    • @kushalam1129
      @kushalam1129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seriously when you grow up ?
      What are you like now 😁?

    • @MrMatijas16
      @MrMatijas16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As a narcissist with antisocial component like House, I tell you right now. Unless youre a genius at what you do Its a sad miserable existence. And even then its lame. This show does a great job in presenting him as an intricate and human and that maybe attractive but trust me deep inside we see ourselves as pathetic and terrible people and hate ourselves for it.

  • @AstonishingSodApe
    @AstonishingSodApe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    1:33 - The door closes and her hair gently sways. Beautiful shot.

    • @bionmccool
      @bionmccool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You're overthinking things

    • @AstonishingSodApe
      @AstonishingSodApe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@bionmccool No I’m not

    • @Someblokefrom91
      @Someblokefrom91 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@bionmccool No, he isn’t.

    • @all-caps3927
      @all-caps3927 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      I had the biggest crush on the actress when I was younger, don’t blame myself 😂

    • @Chris_Cross
      @Chris_Cross 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It's a beautiful shot because she's in it lol

  • @JeffreyGillespie
    @JeffreyGillespie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2719

    I love how he lays Casablanca on her and she's too young to get it LOL

    • @lehic8712
      @lehic8712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      That was def the best part lol

    • @Fakeslimshady
      @Fakeslimshady 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      im the only one among my friends who watched that show :C

    • @MetalHeadManic612
      @MetalHeadManic612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I was born in 96, and I saw Casablanca when I was 15. No one is "too young" to watch anything.

    • @Fakeslimshady
      @Fakeslimshady 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@MetalHeadManic612 exactly. Great movies remain great no matter the time. Only idiots limit themselves to whatever's trending lol

    • @LizziesLukas
      @LizziesLukas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MetalHeadManic612 I was born in 1996 too and the oldest film I ever saw is Dr. Strangelove (1964)

  • @BeastTheMadness
    @BeastTheMadness 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4400

    'She's dangerous!!'
    'She's not dangerous.'
    'She's prettyyyy.'
    'She is pretty.'
    'Men are stupid.'
    'I'm with you so far.'
    Hahaha best love-hate convo ever.

    • @zdelacruz6296
      @zdelacruz6296 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      "she's not dangerous......she's insightful!"

    • @CptPhilippnes
      @CptPhilippnes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "Men are stupid."
      Yeah we have our moments of...insight.

    • @greatest_bumble_bee_dude
      @greatest_bumble_bee_dude 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      She's kinda desperate while she's got a crush though, house should have put in her place so she doesn't continue to get the wrong idea and she doesn't attract the attention of law enforcement agency officers

    • @greatest_bumble_bee_dude
      @greatest_bumble_bee_dude 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think she was really was suffering that earthquake illness
      I think her dad was as well as I've copped the common cold on multiple times and the flu is even worse

    • @greatest_bumble_bee_dude
      @greatest_bumble_bee_dude 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also people often forget that she's also a persons who let her thoughts and feelings get the better for her

  • @emiliebailey5417
    @emiliebailey5417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3441

    She wants him because she knows he’s dating Serena.

    • @TeaSesh
      @TeaSesh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      xoxo gossip girl

    • @AshleyNB
      @AshleyNB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Lol this was the icing on the cake. Let me finish watching Gossip Girl

    • @ΜαρίαΣαλτού-γ2δ
      @ΜαρίαΣαλτού-γ2δ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Its actually the other way round

    • @emiliebailey5417
      @emiliebailey5417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Μαρία Σαλτού thats something Blaire would say.

    • @ΜαρίαΣαλτού-γ2δ
      @ΜαρίαΣαλτού-γ2δ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@emiliebailey5417 and the truth😉

  • @evilectric5109
    @evilectric5109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    4:06 I love the head turn when he says "interesting".

  • @klauserji
    @klauserji 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5601

    Men who walks around with cane, rides a sporty motorcycle.

    • @Mister_Smith_YT
      @Mister_Smith_YT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      he was going through a phase.

    • @klannstyle
      @klannstyle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      there is no issue with cane & motors, it can be only if you need to step on it more, but in the big view its not important

    • @klauserji
      @klauserji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@klannstyle i ride a small but manual bike (only 250cc) but you need foot to change gears and braking. I can only imagine that the hurt foot only hinders that.

    • @kian8203
      @kian8203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@klauserji nope, only if youre standing and theres pressure, house doesnt have a debilitation that stops his motor function in his feet.

    • @bladadidoblah
      @bladadidoblah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's a stick shifter

  • @floyd5688
    @floyd5688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2344

    Did anyone else find Cuddy adorable when she said "She's preeeety"

    • @darkinferno4687
      @darkinferno4687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      no

    • @MillaHenest
      @MillaHenest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yes I love herr

    • @FlashakaViolet
      @FlashakaViolet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Cuddy/Edelstein is freaking adorable, I loved her character but then they had to ruin everything

    • @darvisdones01
      @darvisdones01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @alsocupcakes8885
      @alsocupcakes8885 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FlashakaViolet I mean, she did leave the show

  • @ahyoung5628
    @ahyoung5628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7420

    He would be perfect for ‘Rick’ if ‘Rick and Morty’ were to be in live-action.

    • @caracara300
      @caracara300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +561

      And Michael Cera as Morty

    • @bladex264
      @bladex264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Yes and Yes!

    • @aniekanabasi
      @aniekanabasi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And Rick Blaine in Casablanca.

    • @absoluterunnergb
      @absoluterunnergb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Just imagine him saying I'm a pickle Morty, pickle Rick!! Pickle rick!

    • @datavalisofficial8730
      @datavalisofficial8730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@caracara300 OMG YES PERFECT

  • @JomarSullivan
    @JomarSullivan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    I love this because he really hit her with the Casablanca and she had no idea. Proof age matters sometimes lmao

    • @kyrawilliams7497
      @kyrawilliams7497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you!!

    • @NoClifengerZero
      @NoClifengerZero ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only when you not adult, like below 20+.

    • @BarelloSmith
      @BarelloSmith 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      She's just ignorant, that has nothing to do with age. I was far younger than her character is supposed to be at the time when the episode aired and I got the reference, even though I never even watched Casablanca.

    • @mrwassef
      @mrwassef 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It’s funny because she responds with the same lines as Ingrid/Ilsa though haha. So I’m not sure if she actually doesn’t know, or is accidentally unknowingly quoting it

  • @wilsontheknight
    @wilsontheknight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1403

    “You can’t stop our love” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ghostaccountlmao
    @ghostaccountlmao 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2357

    It triggers me to no end that Foreman just opens the door without knocking. Trash conduct

    • @solidmoon8266
      @solidmoon8266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Probably cause House normally doesn't give a shit and knows he wouldn't be bothered unless it was serious. Foreman and House have that work relationship.

    • @rfcdgaf
      @rfcdgaf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      TRIGGERED

    • @Ridgwaycer
      @Ridgwaycer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@solidmoon8266 House's opinion is irrelevant. The patient would be well within their rights to get annoyed over it.

    • @scottvelez3154
      @scottvelez3154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@Ridgwaycer In this hospital no one really cares about patient's rights.

    • @ThePatrickis
      @ThePatrickis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Ridgwaycer The patient would get annoyed at a doctor looking at her? isnt that why she is at the hospital?

  • @hannahdivic28
    @hannahdivic28 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3112

    “YOU CANT STOP OUR LOVE!” 😂😂😂 best line ever

    • @cassandramartinez7050
      @cassandramartinez7050 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hilarious when he said that lol 😂

    • @lisamitchem3763
      @lisamitchem3763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hahahhahha

    • @angelaengle12
      @angelaengle12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That made me laugh out loud so bad! x'D Not only was he referencing what Cuddy was mad at him about, he also ruined the meeting she was about to have with officials.

    • @henrydorval2223
      @henrydorval2223 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @THEdjpluto
      @THEdjpluto 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Every. Time. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Shreendg
    @Shreendg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    "YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LOVE!" Live gives House a lemon and he just squeezes it in Cuddy's eyes.

  • @gamemight1028
    @gamemight1028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +982

    That, “you can’t stop our love” made me laugh so hard.

  • @JOrtiz-gc2dl
    @JOrtiz-gc2dl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1228

    I died when he said "We'll always have Fresno"

  • @Jackie-McCann
    @Jackie-McCann 6 ปีที่แล้ว +854

    _“YOU CAN’T STOP OUR LOVE!”_

  • @alastairbeaumont9578
    @alastairbeaumont9578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    I do love the Casablanca references near the end, almost as if to emphasise their age/maturity/pop-culture references.

    • @63DW89A
      @63DW89A 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was reading the comments wondering if anyone else had caught House borrowing the Casablanca dialog almost verbatim, adapted to his situation. Now I don't feel so OLD.

    • @commandingnationsintl7792
      @commandingnationsintl7792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The Casablanca references fit perfectly to emphasize many things about both Hollywood love stories. Great bit of writing.

    • @ricochetVendetta
      @ricochetVendetta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@63DW89A The only excuse for not getting that dialogue reference is ignorance of youth

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      House: Casablanca references
      Leighton: The Rhino Thing

  • @HaseebKhan-ov3qq
    @HaseebKhan-ov3qq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2276

    the funny thing is that later hugh laurie and this girl later star in a movie where they have an age inappropriate relationship (the oranges)

    • @sandy1029
      @sandy1029 6 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Jualin joe It’s true, the girl has a relationship with herDad’s bestfriend (house)in it

    • @proverbialking3452
      @proverbialking3452 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Holy cow...and all her milk that is pure! It is??!!!

    • @priscmoi3382
      @priscmoi3382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      My god, it really did happen.

    • @I_am16
      @I_am16 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      So that's the good ending..Got it

    • @wmcleod93
      @wmcleod93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Brb looking up a film

  • @cait5731
    @cait5731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3822

    shes so pretty with blond hair it suits and enhances her face much better wow

    • @julia-ex7im
      @julia-ex7im 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      i know omg she looks stunning

    • @valeriesweekofwonders1067
      @valeriesweekofwonders1067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      lolruby it makes sense that it suits her cuz it’s her natural color

    • @k.i.d8442
      @k.i.d8442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@valeriesweekofwonders1067 bs

    • @EmmaKilpinen
      @EmmaKilpinen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      K.i.D Lol she’s really blonde.. you can literally Google it

    • @k.i.d8442
      @k.i.d8442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@EmmaKilpinen no I'm trying not fail no nut november

  • @daltonfarris
    @daltonfarris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    The fact he pulled every cliché piece of breakup dialogue out for his breakup all because he assumed shed not heard it before killed me.

    • @peachydarl
      @peachydarl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      he's quoting casablanca

  • @pmarreck
    @pmarreck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    “YOU CAN’T STOP OUR LOVE!”
    is possibly the funniest House moment ever

  • @breonawarren1507
    @breonawarren1507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1935

    She plays the crazy stalker so well, who remembers The Roommate

    • @selenafan9100
      @selenafan9100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hella Rebecca vibes

    • @alexdehn100
      @alexdehn100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or only mine.

    • @3rd-Wave_Rebel
      @3rd-Wave_Rebel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      She was sooooo damn good in her role as the stalker in the "House", and years later when she moved out to get an apartment, she had a "Roommate" that she could later taunted with!

    • @colelockhart1021
      @colelockhart1021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And she was fucking her brother in That's My Boy... played a lot of weird roles pretty well

    • @electrictroy2010
      @electrictroy2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actress was topless during filming which requires 18. Also her true age was probably 21 because she looked more “college girl age” than high school
      .

  • @kokoth
    @kokoth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2971

    3:38 lol wtf? A doctor just bursts into a room during an examination? He would probably get fired.

    • @mikhail9607
      @mikhail9607 6 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Chris Thompson He would. That doesn’t happen.

    • @SimbaBrank23
      @SimbaBrank23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +553

      Yeah but haven't you noticed how in that hospital everyone just does whatever the fuck they want? Also I think he didn't know there was an examination going on. I think it wasn't scheduled.

    • @lillym8624
      @lillym8624 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LMAO exactly what I was thinking

    • @templarkiller2926
      @templarkiller2926 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      S Brank Especially considering how House liked to go into exam rooms and watch tv or sleep and stuff

    • @chriswilliamson9030
      @chriswilliamson9030 6 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      On a show where the lead character once gave a co-worker speed in his coffee as a prank. But opening a door during an exam. That's what's supposed to get him fired. Gotcha.

  • @Spartan11117777
    @Spartan11117777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2733

    The Cougar just established her dominance over a kitten.

    • @adambreezy251
      @adambreezy251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I like that. You should write a Book. 👌

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      I imagined Morgan Freeman reading that line. 😂

    • @ledzep22100
      @ledzep22100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@hawkeye5955 god dam now did I

    • @lkcdarzadix6216
      @lkcdarzadix6216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Great line lul

    • @annusyapipii
      @annusyapipii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The grisly hag established her GARBAGE personality to everyone because she's jealous of a pretty girl who can actually have babies.

  • @VideoGameAutopsy
    @VideoGameAutopsy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    “Age is just a number.”
    Yeah, and prison is just a room.

    • @WizelBalan
      @WizelBalan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Not when the law called age of concent allows it.

    • @Dannymart_88445
      @Dannymart_88445 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Age of consent is 16 in New Jersey

    • @bloodysuperstar8
      @bloodysuperstar8 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Dannymart_88445y’all are sick, if the age of consent was 5 years old you guys would justify it

    • @bloodysuperstar8
      @bloodysuperstar8 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@WizelBalan y’all are sick, if the age of consent was 5 years old you guys would justify it

  • @michaelhwang6025
    @michaelhwang6025 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3802

    "She's pretty"
    "She's pretty"
    "Men are stupid"
    "I'm with you so far"
    -Our gender in a summary~

    • @lrmcatspaw1
      @lrmcatspaw1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Probably the best summary:
      Men are simple, S E X, Simple.

    • @Nexus974
      @Nexus974 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Michael Hwang there is a cure. Google ‘The Rational Male’.

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      We guys just want to spread our seed in as much fertile ground as possible.
      And young attractive women, represent the BEST fertile ground available ^^

    • @agirlwithdreams15
      @agirlwithdreams15 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      dosduros nah.
      Also, women do like sex as well.

    • @lrmcatspaw1
      @lrmcatspaw1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ronnie og sure. Just not mostly and not as often. Rather large difference.

  • @chipwhitley3207
    @chipwhitley3207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2467

    "You are over 10 years younger than me".. he's like 50 lol

    • @KJC21793.
      @KJC21793. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +391

      That’s kinda why he said OVER 10 years.

    • @dylangsw3039
      @dylangsw3039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      "I said over"

    • @MsAJ92
      @MsAJ92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      He said over

    • @biazacha
      @biazacha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I don't think the character us that old, he and Cuddy studied together on college right? He looking this busted is because of the life he have and his addiction, not his age.

    • @Ayush_BP10
      @Ayush_BP10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Kyle Collins could have said 20 years older

  • @caseyaulbach7693
    @caseyaulbach7693 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2521

    It's funny how he screams, "You can't stop our love!" Because in The Oranges (2012), Hugh Laurie & Leighton Meester are lovers. So in a way he was right, they couldn't stop their love.

    • @JamaicanRain
      @JamaicanRain 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I'm doing an edit of that where their love in the Oranges isn't stopped! (if you've watched the movie, you get my comment)

    • @lepredator189
      @lepredator189 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      JamaicanRain it's been done already, somewhere here on YT, I watched it.

    • @JamaicanRain
      @JamaicanRain 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ooooh, link, please, or vid title! But I'm still making mine b/c definitely no two people can have the same take on a movie warp!

    • @lepredator189
      @lepredator189 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Here: th-cam.com/video/Fo4NHtoCDME/w-d-xo.html

    • @JamaicanRain
      @JamaicanRain 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm from the United States, which means I can't watch. :-/ I am getting a sense of deja vu from the video title, though, but that may not mean anything. Welp, c'est la vie.

  • @hajramirza5168
    @hajramirza5168 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1176

    House has smiled so many times in this episode naturally and not sarcastically. So cute☺☺

  • @HWDragonborn
    @HWDragonborn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4146

    Gotta respect House for not taking advantage of the girl, dude really have a sense of morality.

    • @noorthesultan
      @noorthesultan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +963

      Nerevarine the Last Dragonborn wow he did the absolute least in being a decent human being by choosing not to have sex with a minor 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @blueshoes5145
      @blueshoes5145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +672

      That's normal behaviour mate. If you gave in then you are weak.

    • @littledicholas6131
      @littledicholas6131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      @@noorthesultan Age of consent in NJ is 16 🤷🏿‍♂️

    • @JayK108
      @JayK108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Cuz he dint want to go to jail.

    • @SrirachaPichacha
      @SrirachaPichacha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      hendrahendra I can’t tell if I’m amused or disturbed

  • @firefighterstation3
    @firefighterstation3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4721

    I wonder if there’s people currently suffering from this and are stalking some random guy and he thinks he’s a total badass

    • @omega5040
      @omega5040 6 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      firefighterstation3 he made it up

    • @Haiwhattup
      @Haiwhattup 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Wait really? So she doesn't have a condition from the spores?

    • @Ruukas9
      @Ruukas9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Youngsurfer Yes xD he lied . It is too big convicidion xD

    • @jaycomic9108
      @jaycomic9108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Dam

    • @jaycomic9108
      @jaycomic9108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Wish she could’ve realized it

  • @logicaldude3611
    @logicaldude3611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Why wouldn't you return any of my calls?"
    "I plan to, in a couple of years." lol

  • @han6276
    @han6276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3413

    i dont blame her he's hot

  • @ganjamozart1435
    @ganjamozart1435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4259

    Despite House's inappropriate jokes and sexual innuendos in the supermodel episode, he is a responsible and ethical doctor rejecting her advances 😂.

    • @leonamay8776
      @leonamay8776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +637

      I mean, not sleeping with your underaged patient is sort of the minimum... Calling him responsible and ethical is a bit of an exaggeration.

    • @olivinator
      @olivinator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@leonamay8776 what are you talking about? it's perfectly responsible and ethical to test your diagnosis by giving your patients potentially harmful substances.

    • @rorschac009oo8
      @rorschac009oo8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      A lesser man would have said come back in 6 months

    • @sairamr6886
      @sairamr6886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Prolly the only ethic he stood up for

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He understands the legal system

  • @ghostfrequency6920
    @ghostfrequency6920 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1915

    cranky and sarcastic yet decent in the midst of his flaws by not taking advantage of the young girl.

    • @uchihahikaku1630
      @uchihahikaku1630 7 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      He wouldn't be that good a doctor if he didn't know right from wrong

    • @DTreatz
      @DTreatz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      implying it would be wrong.

    • @DTreatz
      @DTreatz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yeah, he's a real dumbass

    • @isham2044
      @isham2044 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Uchiha Hikaku He's a drug addict... not sure what point you are trying to make

    • @Bala_Niranna
      @Bala_Niranna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      DKrypt she's underage sooo yeah

  • @jimmithedean4433
    @jimmithedean4433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LOVE!" lol takes me out everytime! 😂🤣

  • @IlRovina
    @IlRovina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1068

    The thing that cracks me up in the last scene is that she's completely moved by the Casablanca nonsense House is throwing at her. xD
    "We'll always have Fresno." I'm dead.

    • @redskullz1249
      @redskullz1249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I dunno about her but him quoting Casablanca made ME fall in love with him. xD

    • @r5t6y7u8
      @r5t6y7u8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And unless she's a film buff, she has no idea what he's talking about.

    • @inessa5923
      @inessa5923 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@r5t6y7u8 Casablanca is one of the biggest classics in the history of American cinema. I'm 18 and most if not all of my friends know of it. Even if you haven't watched the film you'll recognize that iconic piece of dialogue anywhere.

  • @IronLegionnaire1
    @IronLegionnaire1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    "after that look I'm feeling a little frisky, you're up"
    "I'm ovulating let's go."
    "... The frisky... It went away."

    • @glengub
      @glengub 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂

  • @sniperhunter6838
    @sniperhunter6838 6 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    "she's called you 15 times, your mother isn't even that interested in you"

  • @cuentaoficialmentesinnombr3613
    @cuentaoficialmentesinnombr3613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    4:39
    I can see Cuddy and House trying so hard not to laugh

  • @GabrielKnightz
    @GabrielKnightz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4206

    "You Can't Stop Our Love" :D
    Self restraint thy name is House

    • @HABO2210
      @HABO2210 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      "Yeah, who cares what judges think"

    • @SakuraMoonflower
      @SakuraMoonflower 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      My Lord, that's my favorite House quote: "You cannot stop our love!"

    • @alectrent9769
      @alectrent9769 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      You could tell he was having a rough time holding back the laugh there, too

    • @cjcalloway6087
      @cjcalloway6087 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      GabrielKnightz I love the smile he has after he says that.

    • @ItsCrayon
      @ItsCrayon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      GabrielKnightz that was the best scene

  • @gracieg7055
    @gracieg7055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1622

    Oh come on Blair!!! Old men aren’t *always* the answer!

    • @amieton9937
      @amieton9937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Gracie G
      Blair:
      “ *thats cause they are the only answer* ”

    • @Eva-bt3re
      @Eva-bt3re 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Finally a Gossip Girl reference

    • @Real_SkyRipper
      @Real_SkyRipper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Chuck vs Dr. House who wins?

    • @anikkaferrer2245
      @anikkaferrer2245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Finally I’ve been looking for the references

    • @maryroseangelieblancas9746
      @maryroseangelieblancas9746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Best comment

  • @passionfruitjello
    @passionfruitjello 6 ปีที่แล้ว +959

    *You cAnt stOp our LOVE*

  • @callmeswivelhips8229
    @callmeswivelhips8229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "She's dangerous."
    "She's not dangerous!"
    "She's pretty."
    "She _is_ pretty!"
    "Men are stupid."
    "I'm with you so far!"
    I just had to fix the details everyone else has gotten wrong with these quotes here. Yeesh people, it's all in the details! Also...
    "YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LOVE!" *Press face up against glass door*

  • @InstallaFriend
    @InstallaFriend 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3099

    "I'm ovulating, let's go"

    • @MrUndersolo
      @MrUndersolo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      And the friskiness is gone!

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Install a Friend
      XD

    • @zabaoth
      @zabaoth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      In all fairness, that made my dick soft too.

    • @zabaoth
      @zabaoth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Always, my boy. Always.

    • @MrAdamske
      @MrAdamske 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      She is so fine!!!

  • @helengu
    @helengu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    Blair: “you’re saying this only to make me go.”
    House: “I’m saying it because it’s true. Inside of us we both know you belong with Victor.”
    Blair: ???
    I burst out laughing

    • @nurlindafsihotang49
      @nurlindafsihotang49 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "Here's looking at you, kid"🍹

    • @antswearingpants19
      @antswearingpants19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bird pas oiseaux Gu haha “Blair”

    • @msmilano7091
      @msmilano7091 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Luke Griffith Everyone knows :)

    • @stunningbeaute1037
      @stunningbeaute1037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Funny how you still named her "Blair"... GossipGirl4Ever

    • @SafwanNet
      @SafwanNet 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who is Victor ?

  • @marexvanburen
    @marexvanburen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3480

    She's dangeorus!
    She's not dangerous!
    She's pretty!
    She's pretty!
    Men are stupid
    I'm with you so far (confused look to the side)
    YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LOVE (through glass yelling)
    House is just hilarious !!!! LEGEND

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      marexvanburen why does this have no comments of encouragement

    • @bmveBOY
      @bmveBOY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Used to be , now Mgtow

    • @14reasons58
      @14reasons58 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      MGTOW is subversives and destructive, just like feminism. They are both meant to destroy the individual

    • @krystalclark4742
      @krystalclark4742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My favorite scene

    • @snicker_s
      @snicker_s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, i watched the video to

  • @ultimatebasses
    @ultimatebasses ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Every episode peels back another layer of House. And we are powerless to stop watching. Brilliant on so many levels.

  • @nmcginty14
    @nmcginty14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    7:15 he’s literally just saying the script from Casablanca lol

    • @endersdragon34
      @endersdragon34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Well other than Fresno

    • @tacticalministries3508
      @tacticalministries3508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Because he knew shed be too young to get it

    • @FordPrefict42
      @FordPrefict42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You have no idea how far I scrolled down to find someone else that got the reference! LOL

    • @LizziesLukas
      @LizziesLukas 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      because the movie was old asf and she was too young to get it

  • @lyricbronzegold4506
    @lyricbronzegold4506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    “I’m ovulating. Let’s go.” One of my favorite Cuddy quotes...she can always match House’s wit!

    • @frozzle
      @frozzle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      w r o n g

  • @meenakshimalhotra6143
    @meenakshimalhotra6143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1501

    I've never seen House smile so much in the space of 10 minutes 😂

  • @FireFoxHunts
    @FireFoxHunts ปีที่แล้ว +21

    You Know what I like? The fact when she took off her shirt he still was respectful and kept looking into her eyes the whole time until she covered up. I Liked that. Good Job House

  • @jordanfrendo9930
    @jordanfrendo9930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    Th-
    "Why is there a shirtless teen in an exam room"

    • @GoldenSpinxz
      @GoldenSpinxz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      dragonborn just like any japanese porn fake doctor...

  • @kirklandtran4911
    @kirklandtran4911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3694

    She makes me so uncofmortable and its not even real

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Uncomfortable at how hot she is 🥵

    • @ClaiomSolis
      @ClaiomSolis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      You should watch the roomate, shes good at doing disturbed characters

    • @NienNienNien
      @NienNienNien 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      What's also disturbing is that she has something in her brain or something which makes her like this

    • @EclipseSeth
      @EclipseSeth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@InVinoVeratas You can see her in Gossip Girl, the whole 6 seasons as Blair. Probably one of the best characters there.

    • @jsounds535
      @jsounds535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You do know what's between females legs right?

  • @lukusblack6442
    @lukusblack6442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    "She's dangerous!"
    "She's not dangerous."
    "She's pretty!"
    "She's pretty."
    "Men are stupid."
    "I'm with you so far."
    God, I love this show. rofl

  • @janefonda3749
    @janefonda3749 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I like how he made up this lie to get rid of her without hurting her

  • @michaelsong5555
    @michaelsong5555 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1072

    4:40 There's a pretty girl in a skimpy clothes in a seductive pose on your motorcycle. And yet, all I felt was chills and creeps. Apparently, so did House.

    • @ShredPenguins
      @ShredPenguins 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I'm with Nick on this one.

    • @michaelsong5555
      @michaelsong5555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you say so.

    • @cougarhunter33
      @cougarhunter33 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The problem with a broad on a motorcycle is that they are facing the wrong way.

    • @michaelsong5555
      @michaelsong5555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Huh? So they should be looking backwards? Huh?

    • @dphorgan
      @dphorgan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sir James W. V. Savile, OBE Where in the 3rd world do passengers on motorcycles ride backwards?

  • @ify1279
    @ify1279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    Leighton Meester has got to be one of hollywood's underrated tv stars ever. She played her part so well. And lets not even start with Gossip Girl.
    She literally has the same face here, Gossip Girl and Single Parents. Doesn't need any makeup because she's got that natural beauty 😍🙌🏾

    • @MA-yc7pz
      @MA-yc7pz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Preach I always found her much better actress than Blake Lively.... And not to mention much more attractive

    • @katesmith854
      @katesmith854 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I kept looking at her thinking “is that Leighton Meester? It’s gotta be her!” But I’m so used to seeing her as Blair Waldorf and dark brown hair when she was on Gossip Girl. It’s difficult to tell, but she may actually be more beautiful as a blonde.
      I agree too how underrated she’s been as an actress. It’s funny that Blake Lively/Serena van der Woodsen was supposed to be the gorgeous blonde bombshell in the series that every viewer was to be obsessed with. Instead, Leighton/Blair steals that title, first with her amazing acting skills and witty/clever comebacks, then with her own beauty and significantly better wardrobe (sorry if there are typos, I have but one contact lens in, I’m typing in the dark, and Siri loves to change the normal words I write into ones no one uses.

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I just realized that she actually looks really similar to Drew Barrymore.

    • @Primus54
      @Primus54 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@NexusKin There is a resemblance, but she’s MUCH prettier than Drew.

    • @jewelseng9900
      @jewelseng9900 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MA-yc7pzthere is no way this girl Blair is more attractive than Blake Lively Serena’s top notch hottest 😌

  • @chapter4444
    @chapter4444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    "Hello girl whos name I don't remember"
    ,😂

  • @SwapnilGusani
    @SwapnilGusani 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    That look Foreman gave in exam room while leaving: Priceless.

  • @superbrownbrown
    @superbrownbrown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    "After that look, I'm feeling a little frisky. Looks like you're up."
    "I'm ovulating. Let's go."
    "The frisky went away."

  • @thefuhrer5873
    @thefuhrer5873 7 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    "I'm ovulating lets go"
    The one thing House fears: kids.
    Only the ones without whale tails, at least

  • @MeepMeep88
    @MeepMeep88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    LOLLL "The frisky, it went away" hahaha

  • @Cheezy006
    @Cheezy006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “You can stop are love!” (Huge holding back laughter)

  • @nonyabiznes266
    @nonyabiznes266 7 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    She wants to put a down payment on House

    • @ThisLifeNow1
      @ThisLifeNow1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      grumpy grandpa the kind that Quagmire would approve of...

  • @Sheriff_K
    @Sheriff_K 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1860

    Kind of ironic, they mention the Icelandic Age of Consent, yet they don't realize that the age of consent in New Jersey, WHERE THEY ARE, is actually 16.. She was legal that entire time.

    • @hurt12398
      @hurt12398 7 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      that is only legal if she is married.

    • @lunalimi9798
      @lunalimi9798 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Yeah if they did this with a 15 year old that would be really creepy.

    • @DTreatz
      @DTreatz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      just gotta play it more cautious.

    • @timcarder2170
      @timcarder2170 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      used to be 14 in ontario many, many, moons, ago. but has been 18 for a few decades now

    • @macrick
      @macrick 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sheriff K , and I have to omnnm

  • @Panwere36
    @Panwere36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Watching House handle the situation with more delicacy and tact than many other moments is a reminder that he had a lot of help getting to being the curmudgeon we know and love.

  • @Wowaniac
    @Wowaniac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "You Cant Stop Our Love!" and then he quotes Casablanca such a great movie!

  • @thecoach7698
    @thecoach7698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2143

    I’ve watched House deliberately kill patients, just to bring them back to life and cure the mystery condition that a hundred other doctors couldn’t identify. But him resisting the temptation of that girl has to be the most unbelievable thing on the show!

    • @shadyatem
      @shadyatem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      This girl was a minor, House still has some morals and isn’t in a hurry to go to jail, but if it was a legal adult woman you would be correct

    • @shadyatem
      @shadyatem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@natewind well that’s a yikes 💀

    • @alanparsonsfan
      @alanparsonsfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      I submit that home boy IS fond of his medical license...

    • @emn2375
      @emn2375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@natewind 👁👄👁

    • @catharticmemefairy2088
      @catharticmemefairy2088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alanparsonsfan exactly