Lele Pons' book is unbelievably bad...

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 มี.ค. 2020
  • In today's episode of Bad Book Club, we take a look at Lele Pons' book (fortunately not poetry, unfortunately not in Spanish), Surviving High School. The instagram comedian provides probably the worst book I've read so far in this series, worsened only by her recent ventures into reggaeton music, which I also attempt in this video.
    Twitter/Instagram: @JamesMarriottYT (James Marriott)
    TikTok: @JamesMarriott
    Editors:
    James Marriott
    Cynic Snacks ( / @cynicsnacks )
    Producers:
    James Marriott
    John Swan ( / lapisgamingofficial )
    Guitar:
    Baby Blue
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  • @JamesMarriott
    @JamesMarriott  4 ปีที่แล้ว +6764

    "Adios Lele" is on Spotify now!
    Check it out here: open.spotify.com/track/2wwuxUgvvHaVCQBHsNYB0E?si=JjeBYxYFRvSZ0RfMaeY-iQ

    • @td9543
      @td9543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      Yes King Marriott making music I'm your biggest stan 🤴 👑 ❤️

    • @larrytc5455
      @larrytc5455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      James Marriott YES
      It was on Spotify hours ago and I watched it before watching the Lele pons video
      I was confused when you were speaking in Spanish about Lele Pons and how her career is a tragedy and how bad her book is XD

    • @asjbsbb5196
      @asjbsbb5196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yes

    • @imogen4215
      @imogen4215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Omg this is my new mantra! Stay safe James! Love you!

    • @b1ttersweet869
      @b1ttersweet869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      James Marriott oh my god

  • @reese5437
    @reese5437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7659

    Facts about James.
    1. He has a girlfriend
    2. He is trilingual

    • @randodrick7247
      @randodrick7247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@nesab2671 Portuguese

    • @amandalopes3048
      @amandalopes3048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@randodrick7247 really?? i'd like to see that

    • @Estaaa1306
      @Estaaa1306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      ... I thought he was gay....

    • @sweettt321
      @sweettt321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      abigail flores Watch his video "Danielle Cohn's sister" he read & translates some portuguese

    • @mintleaf8536
      @mintleaf8536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Mac everyone thought he was gay

  • @ronniex532
    @ronniex532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5319

    Lele pons: im a hot latina
    Lily Singh: im a bisexual woman of colour
    James mariott: im trilingual and i have a girlfriend

  • @connor4435
    @connor4435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6709

    I love how “I have a degree” is just a random line in the song

    • @fatseabird567
      @fatseabird567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Nah it’s the I am trilingual

    • @itgirl_1234
      @itgirl_1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same I love that oart

    • @Berilia
      @Berilia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      "TENGO UN DIPLOMA."

    • @B-A-V-K
      @B-A-V-K 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The world of rhyming my friend

    • @JellymanVr
      @JellymanVr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      And he looks so happy when he says it :)

  • @bigmanvika
    @bigmanvika 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4264

    why is no one talking about how his song actually slaps???

  • @---qu3wz
    @---qu3wz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4592

    The worst part about this book is that she’s pretending as if being Latino/a is so uncommon in Miami. The high school she went to is literally in Little Havana.

    • @caridacallico9061
      @caridacallico9061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +364

      -/-/ both my parents are Cuban and we live in Miami like tf 99% everyone is either Cuban, Mexican, Venezuelan, From Honduras, Nicaragua etc... does she know what living in Miami is like?? 70% of the kids in my school are Hispanic including me. This ain’t news in Miami

    • @Ghost-bs7oq
      @Ghost-bs7oq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Natalie Covers legit even in Tampa my school has 60% Hispanics. My parents are Cuban and Puerto Rican, I know a lot of Spanish kids, it’s very diverse in Florida. Why does she act like she’s so special??

    • @caridacallico9061
      @caridacallico9061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Madison Peguero legit almost everyone here in south Florida is latino she ain’t special tf

    • @Ghost-bs7oq
      @Ghost-bs7oq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Natalie Covers she’s like the majority here, I think she’s lost her mind tbh

    • @caridacallico9061
      @caridacallico9061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Madison Peguero Oop conspiracy theory... did she lose her mind 😂

  • @emilyjoyDIYManiac
    @emilyjoyDIYManiac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4879

    Lele: Have I mentioned I'm Latina
    Lily Singh: Have I mentioned I'm a bisexual woman of colour
    James: Have I mentioned I'm trilingual

    • @Monorakun
      @Monorakun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Bruh. I am all of these and i'm not flexing it. '-'

    • @ibillisticsheep3264
      @ibillisticsheep3264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Monorakūn Bella aye you just done did it

    • @lucyperry4627
      @lucyperry4627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Monorakūn Bella you just did it mate

    • @ibillisticsheep3264
      @ibillisticsheep3264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s_Luca_bois ._. yeah she was tryna fool us I think

    • @TheDawnBlush
      @TheDawnBlush 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Gabbie Hanna: Have I mentioned I’m a singer

  • @soup3764
    @soup3764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7870

    killer: "any last words?"
    lele: "I'm latina-"

    • @elmosworld6579
      @elmosworld6579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      Killer: “Any last words?”
      James: I’m Trilingual

    • @zvxoxo
      @zvxoxo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Killer:any last words?
      Me:I love my dog

    • @alivent7902
      @alivent7902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It’s like she’s vegan

    • @rattuscattus8896
      @rattuscattus8896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Killer: "Any last words?"
      That Vegan Teacher: "It's vegan declaration day"

    • @jorja7709
      @jorja7709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Killer: you know what I’m done

  • @Sam-cs1su
    @Sam-cs1su 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5187

    I can't wait for Danny Gonzalez and James Marriott to do a song collab
    I said what I said

  • @aliceduren6542
    @aliceduren6542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8486

    Lele Pons: *Flexs the fact that she's Venezuelan and bilingual*
    James: "Are you challenging me?"

    • @amediocreguy8704
      @amediocreguy8704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Latino*

    • @josh44026
      @josh44026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And she is half Italian many she trilingual

    • @grosebud4721
      @grosebud4721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      He’s like : British and TRIlingual!!!! Aaaaay

    • @thirteenorsomething900
      @thirteenorsomething900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s the reason y he learned- lmao

    • @Tanukibby
      @Tanukibby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      James: Oh dare you approach me??

  • @maggiekeidel185
    @maggiekeidel185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8064

    James is trilingual. He speaks:
    1. English
    2. Spanish
    3. 𝑆𝑎𝑟𝑐𝑎𝑠𝑚
    hi sorry to be that you person but THANK YOU FOR 8K LIKES

    • @patriciah.9632
      @patriciah.9632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      u n d e r r a t e d

    • @FranciscoSilva-ik5cg
      @FranciscoSilva-ik5cg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      I think its Portuguese idk pfft

    • @yinyangedits5846
      @yinyangedits5846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@FranciscoSilva-ik5cg yeah I think it is to

    • @georgedawson5316
      @georgedawson5316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

      M A G G I E wait james is trilingual ????????? he’s never mentioned it

    • @mrlillywhite8374
      @mrlillywhite8374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Portuguese

  • @mellowcloud1279
    @mellowcloud1279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1876

    I wasn't expecting him to start singing-

    • @squish6664
      @squish6664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      It isn't just singing, its a full on blessing

    • @jeroenvanos9653
      @jeroenvanos9653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Back to the book, a bit of a detour

    • @breazy832
      @breazy832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok-

  • @pandonight4522
    @pandonight4522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2788

    Leles book is when your mom says you have diary of a wimpy kid at home

    • @unhingedfrogspawn6715
      @unhingedfrogspawn6715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      LMAO this needs to be a top comment

    • @pandonight4522
      @pandonight4522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanks for the likes this is my biggest comment or post on this platform

    • @maeve9615
      @maeve9615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Dont shame diary of a wimpy kid like that maaann 😭

    • @pandonight4522
      @pandonight4522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@maeve9615 your right this book is to low to even be compared

    • @tokyoo3106
      @tokyoo3106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So honestt

  • @kaas8408
    @kaas8408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4197

    James’ personality traits
    1. Trilingual
    Edit: omg thanks for all the likes I’ve never gotten this many🙏

    • @yoursleepparalysisdemon8216
      @yoursleepparalysisdemon8216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Don't forget the girlfriend part

    • @mattuwu9978
      @mattuwu9978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      2. THICC

    • @aria5124
      @aria5124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      3. Has a girlfriend

    • @HamzaKhan-yp4xg
      @HamzaKhan-yp4xg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      4. Has a THICC girlfriend

    • @valhallajester
      @valhallajester 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Me: Personality traits
      1) Plain African
      2) Can colour inside the lines
      3) over 6 feet
      4)Quadrulingual
      5)sometimes quadrupedal

  • @standout3293
    @standout3293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5370

    He said "moi". It's official. He's leveled up from trilingual to multilingual.

    • @ercERCR
      @ercERCR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      C H A D lingual

    • @idkwhatimdoing9029
      @idkwhatimdoing9029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      P O L Y G O T

    • @warriorcatskid003
      @warriorcatskid003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      T E T R A L I N G U A L G A N G

    • @tj7363
      @tj7363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      D E C A L I N G U A L

    • @giovannamoi3471
      @giovannamoi3471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      i forgot that meant me in french (despite doing three years of french, wow) and I was very confused cause "Moi" is my last name lmao

  • @mcchilde2282
    @mcchilde2282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3454

    Someone: *speaks spanish*
    Me: meh...
    James: *sings a song about lele pons horrible book in spanish*
    Me: 💕👀💖😳💓👏💝👌💕😍
    EDIT: holy shit thanks for 2.3k likes????

    • @MayAHee-yt7dp
      @MayAHee-yt7dp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      It just makes him more hot tbh

    • @toffuart3974
      @toffuart3974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      May A. Hee RIGHT

    • @YMCDeek
      @YMCDeek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nut

    • @kaiwithlove
      @kaiwithlove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      me, a spanish 4 student: wow! this song slaps! i wish i knew what it was saying!
      (i'm literally in a high level spanish class. send help. i have no idea what i'm doing. what is preterite and imperfect? i can't even tell you what those mean in english oh god oh fuck)

    • @snakey6830
      @snakey6830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kaiwithlove bruh I’ve never related more to something 😭😭💀

  • @alexah618
    @alexah618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1062

    As a Hispanic girl I can say that the song he sung was amazing, and that's coming from someone who knows Spanish pretty good. Btw did I mention that I'm Hispanic?🤡

    • @finja_f6220
      @finja_f6220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      You mean...
      You are a LATINA😂

    • @sunnybaudelaire9384
      @sunnybaudelaire9384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Wait are you Hispanic?

    • @celeste3100
      @celeste3100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Do you know Spanish? Are you from Spain, which is in Mexico? I'm surprised that people actually think Spain is in South America, not Europe.

    • @alexah618
      @alexah618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@celeste3100 I read that so wrong, I was like wait what!? Spain is Mexico!?!? Lol also yes I know Spanish

    • @alexah618
      @alexah618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sunnybaudelaire9384 yes

  • @melpomenethemuse
    @melpomenethemuse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3764

    “Welcome to the girl world.”
    Yes, because males can’t feel insecure or self-conscious about their looks.

    • @keyboardwarrior6413
      @keyboardwarrior6413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Lucid Dreamer I have a smol pp :(

    • @serendipity-1907
      @serendipity-1907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Dylan Cumberland lil boi

    • @twitterodammit5082
      @twitterodammit5082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's more common with girls

    • @rob1097
      @rob1097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @@twitterodammit5082 not really, guys just show it less

    • @UKStudiosNE
      @UKStudiosNE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not true

  • @ananya_maz
    @ananya_maz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12141

    Lele: I’m Lati-
    Lilly: But I’m a bisexual woman of co-
    James: BUT I’M TRILINGUAL!

    • @jordancontard2548
      @jordancontard2548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      People with perfect pitch: BUT I HAVE PERFECT PITCH!!!!!!!!

    • @wiktor3905
      @wiktor3905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      DannyDaDuffyDucking Daffer I don’t believe you speak every single language

    • @Amayagma
      @Amayagma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@wiktor3905 last I checked as long as you have working vocal chords and hands you could IN THEORY speak every language

    • @stripesd
      @stripesd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dinosaurs:

    • @nobodycalled
      @nobodycalled 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I-yay an-cay eak-spay ig-pay atin-lay

  • @user-vh9jv8xz3i
    @user-vh9jv8xz3i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1284

    How is no one mentioning how Lele said that spilling her spaghetti was a tragedy worse than THE TITANIC? (4:30)
    Honey... people died

    • @JM-vr1br
      @JM-vr1br 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      She also said it didn’t matter that R. Kelly was a sexual predator.😂

    • @tangytim6699
      @tangytim6699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@JM-vr1br wut

    • @mostafazahid1710
      @mostafazahid1710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It's metaphorical, but yeah I guess.

    • @user-iu4yn4tr1r
      @user-iu4yn4tr1r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It ain’t that deep. She’s just dramatic.

    • @bologna3464
      @bologna3464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      It's hyperbole. Lot of problems with this book but that isn't one of them.

  • @elmosworld6579
    @elmosworld6579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1033

    If you sing in spanish, you’re automatically hot ig.

    • @ivanmunoz7424
      @ivanmunoz7424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hell yeah

    • @peachcandie
      @peachcandie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Okay this doesn't matter but we actually used to have the same name-

    • @gaylord3115
      @gaylord3115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *Danielle Cohn is typing...*

    • @dog4150
      @dog4150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Tater Tot about the language being sexy or not, that's subjective

  • @Ni-boo
    @Ni-boo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4076

    Disappointed she didn't start the book with "I ran out of the house, late for school, one slice of toast hanging from my mouth..."

    • @french.25princess
      @french.25princess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      Niboo She’s not cool enough to rip off Sailor Moon.

    • @syrenvixen1181
      @syrenvixen1181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@french.25princess Yknow, I was gonna be like "AHAH YES but then you made that point and Im beginning to agree. LOL

    • @car0ndelet
      @car0ndelet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      It would be an exponentially better book if she had.

    • @portie323
      @portie323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      She doesn’t have that privilege

    • @shailaadia974
      @shailaadia974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jessica J Im debating if I should actually watch it, does it have a slow start or is it interesting from the beginning? If I start it I just need to know if I need to stick it out until it becomes really good or if it’s just great start to finish

  • @lucydearden5625
    @lucydearden5625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11363

    Chapter One
    “I have a black friend.”

    • @senpapi3622
      @senpapi3622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +468

      get her a Netflix special 🥵

    • @Shizzy5321
      @Shizzy5321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      But I do know his name so I just call him "what's up Jamal" even tho his name is steve

    • @frgwyn3760
      @frgwyn3760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Lucy Dearden I have a enderman and I feel like cool kid.

    • @kj147
      @kj147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Shizzy5321ahhhh I see. Another Bo burnham fan

    • @Shizzy5321
      @Shizzy5321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@kj147 well we had a hell of a ride

  • @kittysharpe5269
    @kittysharpe5269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    "Sure, Lele's house may someday be a museum, but so was Hitlers."
    I-. *hits subscribe button*

  • @wkay827
    @wkay827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1494

    she was even bullied by a ginger girl
    me:
    ELEANOR

    • @tinytara6572
      @tinytara6572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Yesss i love eleanorrr 😭😂❤

    • @laurafreitassantos217
      @laurafreitassantos217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Yessss!!! I love Eleanor so much 🥳

    • @ellie-mae3279
      @ellie-mae3279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Fully 😂 we love her tho

    • @tua3976
      @tua3976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      true crime queen

    • @dorcasmeadowesgf
      @dorcasmeadowesgf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Did Eleanor actually bully her?

  • @mihawk508
    @mihawk508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2036

    “After they realized they’re both Latina they no longer hate each other” it’s true, it reminds me of the time my middle school bully and I both found out we were black. We’ve been friends ever since.

  • @krowkovtuber
    @krowkovtuber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6114

    funny how she writes about being bullied when she admitted in an interview that SHE was a bully lmfao

    • @rowangoodmann3069
      @rowangoodmann3069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Really? 😲

    • @MeiMei-dx3qz
      @MeiMei-dx3qz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Spill the tea

    • @anuwilson9039
      @anuwilson9039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      *FUCKING YEET THE TEA*

    • @XyloMilo
      @XyloMilo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Anu Wilson YES BITCH

    • @alicia2619
      @alicia2619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      But we don’t mention that because it’s not as ✨💖 *_relatable_* 💖✨

  • @azras7200
    @azras7200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    james being trilingual and having duolingo ads doesn’t sit right with me

  • @sindi55
    @sindi55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    me watching with my acne when she says if you don’t have nice skin you’re automatically ugly 👁💧👄💧👁

  • @Junebug0369
    @Junebug0369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4090

    Lily Singh: “have I mentioned I’m a bisexual woman of color???”
    James: lol noob, BuT hAvE I MeNtIoNeD iM tRiLiNgUaL??”

    • @SMarie5541
      @SMarie5541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is My Name Wait didn’t he already upload this video before ? 🤔

    • @Junebug0369
      @Junebug0369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sara Beara I’m sorry what do you mean?

    • @xstrawberry777
      @xstrawberry777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Lele: "bUt hAve I mEntiOneD i'M LaTinA?"

    • @bunda9937
      @bunda9937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lele: "AJAJAJAJAJAJA PEASANTS. HAVE I MENTION IM LATIIIIIIINNNNNNAAAAAA???!!"

    • @Poopoopoopo
      @Poopoopoopo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sara Beara he uploaded a video reviewing her music video if that’s what you’re thinking of

  • @anothertitan5543
    @anothertitan5543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3751

    My psychiatrist: James Enrique Iglesias Marriott doesn’t exist...
    James Enrique Iglesias Marriott: 9:17

    • @TheUKWin
      @TheUKWin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Another Titan hold up can we also talk about that cookie?

    • @baddtripp9140
      @baddtripp9140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ajaja 😂

    • @lolastojakovic5003
      @lolastojakovic5003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Jajaja

    • @smiley6080
      @smiley6080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Another Titan why is this song actually really Good?

    • @SportySkater420
      @SportySkater420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That song is actually so good, like what

  • @megan1785
    @megan1785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    this was randomly in my recommended but i wasn't expecting multilingual BARS

  • @charlottebailey767
    @charlottebailey767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    "I guess I was supposed to be sad, but I honestly didn't feel anything at this point." Now that, is high school.

    • @breazy832
      @breazy832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How edgy

  • @fruitrollup6571
    @fruitrollup6571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7266

    WHY AREN'T MORE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THIS ACTUAL FIRE OF A SONG

    • @endzi1248
      @endzi1248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      Because they are talking about James being trilingual

    • @cunni3tv
      @cunni3tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      Because they don't get reggaeton

    • @flygirl6048
      @flygirl6048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Considering I could never ever write a song and Spanish is very difficult for me, this song is incredible (it's also pretty catchy so A+)

    • @viridia1526
      @viridia1526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      maria toro torres better than most you tubers tho.

    • @viridia1526
      @viridia1526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      maria toro torres in that case you’re right XD

  • @valeriaibarra4583
    @valeriaibarra4583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2548

    James: “Being Latina is not a personality trait”
    Also James: “I’m trilingual”

    • @TheSnyf
      @TheSnyf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Which is supposed to mean hardworking at least.

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@TheSnyf Or that you come from a country with great education. (not the case of James but in general in Scandinavian countries they know plenty languages. Doesn't mean they're super hardworking, they just got a great education system and learn those languages as kids which is way easier than doing it as adult)

    • @grosebud4721
      @grosebud4721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah or it shows that they have good memory and stuff. And the brain space to understand three languages pretty fluently because I know some French but I’m by no means bilingual.... although I agree that it does show where he’s from because of his schooling etc.

    • @TheSnyf
      @TheSnyf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gracious Rosebud speaking of good memory. 97% hard work, 3% talent. Some people got the talent and ability to learn faster than the others, but in any case your memory must be trained constantly in order to keep that skill.

    • @TheSnyf
      @TheSnyf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Laureen Berger let’s dive a little bit deeper and remember that the languages they learn at school normally belong to the same language family. For instance, in The Netherlands majority speak English, their own language, Dutch/German/French. So it might be easier (especially Dutch-German situation), yet you have to maintain the knowledge as an adult, practice on daily basis, etc.

  • @RyubearSaysGao
    @RyubearSaysGao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I hate knowing that this writer stole the scene where Lele spills spaghetti all over herself in the school cafeteria and her crush walks by, straight out of 'Dork Diaries'. When an author who has written more than 10 books about a teenage girl in middle school, is where this book gets its inspiration from. The bar is on the floor.

  • @bubbleubble8944
    @bubbleubble8944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    James- bullies Lele for happily walking into a classroom
    Also James- Was a prefect and asked a teacher for a detention becuase he didnt know what it was like.

    • @oops4724
      @oops4724 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did he actually do that ?

    • @mariac4127
      @mariac4127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@oops4724 yeah lol he tells that story in that video about the principals office with willne

    • @oops4724
      @oops4724 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, lol, I gotta check it out then haha

  • @emreyess
    @emreyess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3038

    Even the wattpads I wrote when I was 11 are better than that...

    • @caprisunsrtastey7714
      @caprisunsrtastey7714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I hate how MEEEEE that is
      (Edit: spelling)

    • @alicia2619
      @alicia2619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Emily Makes Wattpad look like Shakespeare or something

    • @maximorium5455
      @maximorium5455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Emily my current fanfictions are so much better than this shit i-

    • @celiiiiiiiig
      @celiiiiiiiig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@maximorium5455 link? 👀

    • @maximorium5455
      @maximorium5455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TheDiamondRose my.w.tt/PozRTnSgt5 and my.w.tt/6FPPUdVgt5

  • @eMe_peridot_hare
    @eMe_peridot_hare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5181

    THIS SONG IS UNIRONICALLY FIRE
    What a diss track, what a masterpiece of a verbal massacre! You absolutely proved your trilingualness in this one, sombreros off to you 👏👏

    • @NovaLaMason
      @NovaLaMason 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Mwahaha, like #401; HUNDRED BREAKER! Kneel before your conqueror, peasants.

    • @VarietyPirate
      @VarietyPirate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Peridot Hare si

    • @lalaverdecia
      @lalaverdecia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      He needs to put that shit on iTunes for real

    • @dirtyyrat
      @dirtyyrat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@noahkanis8897 Portuguese

    • @eMe_peridot_hare
      @eMe_peridot_hare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@noahkanis8897 Portuguese, he goes on about it in his video on the Brazilian Danielle Cohn

  • @guy2602
    @guy2602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    James mentions he's tri-lingual almost as much as Lily Singh mentions she's a bisexual woman of colour

    • @DarkRubberDucky
      @DarkRubberDucky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      SHE'S A BISEXUAL WOMAN OF COLOR?!

    • @sunsetskye483
      @sunsetskye483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      She’s a WHAT

    • @kmissoni6451
      @kmissoni6451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@sunsetskye483 a wizard, Harry "^^

    • @thelambsauce7152
      @thelambsauce7152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WHAT? She’s not a straight white man?!

  • @elscherix3099
    @elscherix3099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I love the face James makes at the "I have a diploma" line. He looks like a little kid that brought home a test he did well in 🤣🤣

    • @abigailc9322
      @abigailc9322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "look at this, mom!!!"

  • @quinnob7895
    @quinnob7895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2265

    I feel like I should write a book called “Surviving Lele Pons”

    • @ocencat9851
      @ocencat9851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      You got plenty of time. We are all quarantined. So why not? Do it!

    • @b1ttersweet869
      @b1ttersweet869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      baby t3e yes

    • @Project.K
      @Project.K 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Written by high school

  • @heshajogani2045
    @heshajogani2045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    This is how many times he said "big silly"
    ⬇️

  • @ChoppedLiver
    @ChoppedLiver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Someone please explain why I have to watch this every week or two. My husband is very tired of hearing the "Adios Lele" song.

  • @alextommo0501
    @alextommo0501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3680

    Favourite Spanish singer?
    Me: Um, definitely James Marriott

    • @gabb5
      @gabb5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Mine is Raini Rodriguez
      “FiEsTa SaLsA QuInCeAÑeRa bAiLa 🎶”
      Such a bop 😍

    • @olive8146
      @olive8146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Gabby I think you mean “living your dream” from Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 by Raini Rodriguez I’m a TruE StAn

    • @mostlyfunky
      @mostlyfunky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What??? Not Danielle cohns ??

    • @residententiy
      @residententiy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dan James is *500X* better than Danielle Cohns will ever be

    • @nosleep9816
      @nosleep9816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @splash2849
    @splash2849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2750

    “If you’re not Latina u don’t get reggaeton” yeah, not like that music style has been heavily influenced by American hip hop and Caribbean sounds but ard-

    • @anonym1694
      @anonym1694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Music gatekeeping is so cool Lele. No you can’t have the music you like. Cuz you’re not Latino!

    • @conawa7903
      @conawa7903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Fuck, I don’t understand reggaeton, I guess I will change my Mexican nationality

    • @spaceflow1881
      @spaceflow1881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Guess I can’t listen to it because I’m from the Caribbean (DR) ˡᵃᵗⁱⁿᵒ ᵗⁱⁿᵍᶻ ✨✨

    • @benhagood9591
      @benhagood9591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Shhh you know to much

    • @josh44026
      @josh44026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait Puerto Rico Cuba are in Caribbean you mean Jamaican sound

  • @ChannelKeks
    @ChannelKeks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "It's not leviOsa, Ron, it's leviosA"
    Me: *fuming*

  • @greggapologist113
    @greggapologist113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    It took me "like corona, it's an epidemic" to realize this was in fact filmed during quarantine. It feels like I've known this song for at least 1 solid year. My sense of time is ✨️fucked✨️

  • @julie12189
    @julie12189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    As a ginger, and a person in general, I would like to say that Lele Pons is definitely at the bottom of the food chain

    • @chrisp.9385
      @chrisp.9385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Is she even in the food chain?

    • @matt-ek4rz
      @matt-ek4rz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      She's the algae at the bottom of the ocean.

    • @cerving20
      @cerving20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ew. Gingers............ wait a minute........ No!

    • @em-st2kq
      @em-st2kq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Connor Erving ginger hair is class.

    • @cherrybomb2436
      @cherrybomb2436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Julie N Hello fellow member of the Ginger Cult

  • @archanism
    @archanism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2109

    No one:
    James:
    *SOY TRILINGÜE-*
    Edit: 'Aight don't wanna be ''that guy'' But how the fuck did i get 1,8k likes in like 8 hours?

    • @td9543
      @td9543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Shouta Hiroto ngl that part lowkey scared me didn’t realize King Marriott would pop off like that 🤴 👑

  • @Ava-kz7jo
    @Ava-kz7jo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    "why should you, you little ginger brat"
    I've never felt so attacked I-

    • @user-vt8ii4ei9c
      @user-vt8ii4ei9c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me watching that part
      “HA, you got me there”

  • @Meh-sn5kj
    @Meh-sn5kj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    When you’re not latina but you understand the whole lyrics
    *laughs maniacally in portuguese*

  • @nicoleko2335
    @nicoleko2335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2255

    Everyone: dying from Corona
    James: iM tRiLiNgUal

    • @LucasBurrell
      @LucasBurrell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Nicole Kovaks all his fans could be on their deathbeds but he won’t let us die until we know HeS tRiLiNGUaL

    • @DouniaBedboudi
      @DouniaBedboudi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      whats the third language he speaks

    • @fubbypeets7058
      @fubbypeets7058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@DouniaBedboudi Portuguese

    • @artep._.r869
      @artep._.r869 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      666 likes,ur welcome B]

    • @sugarmackb
      @sugarmackb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s the cure

  • @ificouldfly2988
    @ificouldfly2988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5840

    alternate title: James showing off the fact that he can speak in Spanish

    • @Potat0_1015
      @Potat0_1015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      That’s like every video🤣

    • @michaellconticchio7509
      @michaellconticchio7509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@Potat0_1015 alternate title: James is Spain Singer

    • @meenaliyer8724
      @meenaliyer8724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hannah Tovar i love your pfp

    • @Potat0_1015
      @Potat0_1015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@meenaliyer8724 Aw thanks

    • @meenaliyer8724
      @meenaliyer8724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hannah Tovar you’re welcome🥺🤍👉🏻👈🏻

  • @flatlineingcontradiction4999
    @flatlineingcontradiction4999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    3:17 gonna take this as an opportunity to just inform everyone that this is eleanor Neale and she makes quite good true crime content. If that's what you like shes one of the more personal true crime content creators. She seems a lot more friendly and less scripted while still giving the information required. Love the girl, right laugh sometimes.

    • @ed771
      @ed771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss thank you i was gonna comment this

  • @enigma6789ful
    @enigma6789ful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I watch this every week just to hear James say jajajajaja

  • @mothmans_bf_art
    @mothmans_bf_art 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4729

    “Every Hispanic laughs like jajajajaj” I’ve never been so called out

    • @marion.saturn
      @marion.saturn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      I´m glad I´m brazilian. We do kkkkkkkkkkkk lmao

    • @abbiiON
      @abbiiON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      there's always the ones that laugh "hahahaha" but I feel like it doesn't hit as hard as "jajajaja"

    • @akanksha9269
      @akanksha9269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I laughed so hard at this point

    • @thecrusader6354
      @thecrusader6354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      People that speak english and spanish laughing like "jahajahajaha"

    • @arantzap
      @arantzap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      i be like JAJSJSJDJSDBSLWBEHTSAFU2374H4AGSO61+#!3!:#$

  • @d3lilah.
    @d3lilah. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2884

    No one:
    James: “biG SiLlY”

    • @HolidayOffers
      @HolidayOffers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Delilah Holguin why was I scrolling and saw this comment right after he said it

    • @tastdmxrshmw7643
      @tastdmxrshmw7643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HolidayOffers omg same, i was gonna comment that

    • @HolidayOffers
      @HolidayOffers 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      toast Jam lel

    • @aphelionorvoxi
      @aphelionorvoxi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh no! Dont do the big silly!

  • @onionblue968
    @onionblue968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Describing the song as a "bit of a detour" made me die laughing idk why

  • @mrtrashcan4281
    @mrtrashcan4281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I keep coming back to this video. Adios lele is still one of my favorite spanish music pieces.

  • @anyaprado
    @anyaprado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1849

    as a venezuelan, we don't claim her

    • @kacie8187
      @kacie8187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      On behalf of all Americans, we don’t claim her either. maybe the UK will?

    • @man-wv8xj
      @man-wv8xj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Psycho_Gamer Girl
      Bruh if she stepped into James’ territory, she probably wouldn’t last a day

    • @arthurmorgan9449
      @arthurmorgan9449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@kacie8187 On behalf of all UK we do not accept her maybe Russia will?

    • @sirdank2899
      @sirdank2899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      On behalf of Zimbabwe we also don’t claim her

    • @1kheadstartwithnovideos705
      @1kheadstartwithnovideos705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kacie8187 the humor here is shite as it is please dont add to it

  • @flopilla2012
    @flopilla2012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2992

    Lele pons makes 12 year olds on Wattpad look like shakespeare himself.

    • @alisasharnin5157
      @alisasharnin5157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      HAHA, yeaaah

    • @nishinoyuu6064
      @nishinoyuu6064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      i feel called out with my poems ✋😿

    • @somniacpine4402
      @somniacpine4402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      And writers from fanfiction.net like Edgar Allan Poe

    • @Natalia-lw5dl
      @Natalia-lw5dl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Pretty hilarious especially because Shakespeare is considered to have had ghostwriters as well xd. Check Anti-Stratfordians

    • @fyodorbeloved14
      @fyodorbeloved14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      .....its shakespeare 🤩

  • @aryana2951
    @aryana2951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Adios Lele is art. It’s the song I listen to at 3 am. It’s art

  • @BeanieBabyXx
    @BeanieBabyXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    James: "She's even bullied by a ginger girl, come on Lele I know you're low on the food chain but not at the bottom of the barrel"
    Me: I- fair enough

  • @nyaaaraa
    @nyaaaraa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2936

    no one:
    James:
    *uses bachelor degree in Spanish to sing song about lelepons*

  • @jmequeenbee4339
    @jmequeenbee4339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    Not to be that girl, but maybe Lele should've cared more about school so she'd know the difference between a novel and a memoir.

    • @tsunami9544
      @tsunami9544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Remember, speaking and talking are different

  • @JustAyedan
    @JustAyedan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Absolutely need more songs from you in Spanish lmao that was gold

  • @tonythunder6048
    @tonythunder6048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love how his dog just turned to look at him like “Father, are you having a seizure ?”

  • @eurydicefiori865
    @eurydicefiori865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2619

    no one:
    James Marriott: "every hispanic person laughs like this: HAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA" 😭

    • @HappyLarry.
      @HappyLarry. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      It's literally how it is

    • @AFluffyFiend
      @AFluffyFiend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Can confirm I am hispanic

    • @Aye1405
      @Aye1405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I literally cry at that part. JAJAJAJA

    • @valeriaibarra4583
      @valeriaibarra4583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      allie saunders the Mexican moms on Facebook talking to their comadres 😂

    • @juliamadrona7438
      @juliamadrona7438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      allie saunders I mean is he wrong tho 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @blimeyjoe253
    @blimeyjoe253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1379

    "Venezuelans love coffee"
    Along with what? Most of south america, north america, italy, scandinavia, france... pretty much everywhere that isn't already known for its tea

    • @blimeyjoe253
      @blimeyjoe253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Yo come pan Agreed, Boris. I'm from the UK too, but we're still known for tea more than coffee still

    • @maygel
      @maygel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yes but vEnEzUeLa pRoDuCeS lEsS tHaN oNe pErCeNt oF tHe wOrLd'S cOfFeE

    • @bar_pas
      @bar_pas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Lucy Navetta Colombian coffee is great too

    • @mel6623
      @mel6623 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Lucy Navetta colombian as well because we are also known for our coffee

    • @HannahWasNever
      @HannahWasNever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Norwegians are 85 % coffee and 15 % eyerolling.

  • @tassos369
    @tassos369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Hearing James sing in Spanish has made my life complete.

  • @bananaberry5909
    @bananaberry5909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    is nobody gonna talk about how she said "only this tragedy is much worse" when comparing the titanic to embarrassing herself

  • @ren9027
    @ren9027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2415

    i certainly did NOT expect to be served a whole ass music video in the middle of this video holy shit james you're a genius

  • @TRAGICTIDES
    @TRAGICTIDES 4 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    WHY DOES JAMES NOT HAVE A SINGING CAREER
    that latin music SLAPS

  • @usaimeenyoosuff4217
    @usaimeenyoosuff4217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Me being an avid reader, this video was one of my favorite reviews ever. THIS IS JUST PHENOMINAL! LOL

  • @isiewade8662
    @isiewade8662 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    just found your channel!! just having this vid play in the bg while doing other stuff. and then you started singing. bro i am FLOORED.

  • @sanamana1
    @sanamana1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4685

    your song was unexpected
    but I'm not complaining

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

    • @salihapatel8156
      @salihapatel8156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      jams? where have you been, Jimin's been looking for you everywhere!?

    • @valko6615
      @valko6615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      a beautiful surprise

    • @campbellarthurlichtenstein2293
      @campbellarthurlichtenstein2293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      wait so jimin's jams exist 😱
      im an army too and a moa

    • @VaporingSpider
      @VaporingSpider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jimin's Jams the jams joke still exists 😭😭

  • @naimorgan6103
    @naimorgan6103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    All I learned from this was:
    1. Meet a nice looking African American
    2. Drop out
    3. Be famous 😎😎😎

    • @emilyjackson9457
      @emilyjackson9457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      There you go, surviving highschool like a pro!

    • @-Manky
      @-Manky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well you met me,so that's step off your list

    • @RH-xp7ju
      @RH-xp7ju 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You have to find out that your bully is the same race as you then you can be besties!

  • @Captain_Jackass
    @Captain_Jackass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Was I the only one expecting him to say “My favorite part of the book is when it ends”

  • @daveallen2568
    @daveallen2568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What a great wholesome message she sends to her 12-18 year old fan base, that age critical to personal development, learning routines and mindsets for being a productive adult, learning what’s important and what isn’t, but her impressionable fans will be imprinted to think your appearance and (subtlety flexing) about how good your life is on social media is the most important thing that defines you as a person, but the life she portrays is fake and unachievable, because all her pics are edited and brushed so her body is perfect and skin is flawless, and every young girl who won’t know that will look at her and feel bad about themselves because they can’t achieve that, and hate aspects of themselves because they have a skewed understanding of reality, and don’t understand that reality is far less glamorous, even for these Instagram models, every post is set up, and maximised to show the best aspects of their life; but in reality the vision that the pictures show last a second, then it’s back to a more boring, less perfect reality. Even if they are on holiday or in nice cars or restaurants, it is a nice lifestyle, but what’s important is actual happiness and fulfilment, which you can’t buy, and because they’re caught up in their fake life, so engulfed and obsessed with themselves, that they are very far away from the inner questioning and reflection that people need to do, to remove the BS and see what’s really important, and only then you can start working on your happiness. I feel sorry for the young girls that are growing up with this idea of what life is, aiming for an un-achievable goal, and realising that only 1 in millions will achieve a life style like that, and think that the way to be happy is to get loads of followers, and crave attention and thinking that likes on pictures really matter m

  • @annaannaanna354
    @annaannaanna354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1472

    if you wanna get drunk: take a shot every time he says “trilingual”
    if you wanna die: take a shot every time he says “silly”

    • @maxscardanelli6185
      @maxscardanelli6185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I did both. I'm fine...

    • @stephaniemanucha1062
      @stephaniemanucha1062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Max Scardanelli you’re fine? I was in the hospital for 5 weeks.

    • @what13106
      @what13106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@stephaniemanucha1062 thats all? i blacked out and woke up in a 2 year long coma

    • @mxmzzmsiszkxmsm204
      @mxmzzmsiszkxmsm204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      what I was in hospital for 7 years?!

    • @annakwilson
      @annakwilson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      wow. I died, now I'm in hell :)

  • @Axb2774
    @Axb2774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    My favorite part is how she pretends like there were only two Latina girls at her MIAMI school

  • @quaishan5628
    @quaishan5628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    9:42 I UNDERSTOOD THAT! IM BILINGUAL!

  • @seouls_child2086
    @seouls_child2086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    james your songs are bops fr

  • @leodixon2000
    @leodixon2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1131

    Time to promote " Adios Lele " the way Justin Bieber promoted "yummy"

  • @clodaghb2701
    @clodaghb2701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    i still think this should be called abominovels 🤷‍♀️

    • @eMe_peridot_hare
      @eMe_peridot_hare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      The word "novel" is too good for the stacks of manure these TH-camrs shove between covers... But that's a fantastic name for a series!

    • @laykantheealien5722
      @laykantheealien5722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ....sadly, but it's the truth lol

    • @katy7355
      @katy7355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@eMe_peridot_hare haha amazing

  • @rev7503
    @rev7503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    10:17 'My hooman's at it again -_-'

  • @yarabayoumi8012
    @yarabayoumi8012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    honestly at 11:56 i couldn't hear a word James was saying cause i was busy reading the catastrophe she called literature "You know since he loves me and i'm going to have his babies or whatever." WHAT-

  • @bethtate-hill4622
    @bethtate-hill4622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1035

    James: lele being latino is not a personaliy
    Also james: i dont know if i mentioned but Im TrILiNgUAl

    • @ariangelic
      @ariangelic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *latina

    • @Raven-lu5ee
      @Raven-lu5ee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      lol yeah but being trilingual is an actual accomplishment. Being latino isn't

    • @SuperJam56
      @SuperJam56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ioi

    • @HappyLarry.
      @HappyLarry. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      At least being trilingual has to be learnt, and being Latino is just where you're born/where your parents are born.

    • @amphibaphobia
      @amphibaphobia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When he does that ironically 😀

  • @inessa8332
    @inessa8332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +838

    spain and mexico: yeah, we're different countries with separate cultures
    the rest of the world: *well yes, but actually no*

    • @shinobu9537
      @shinobu9537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LMAO

    • @Amayagma
      @Amayagma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      No, they are and the taco is the only thing seperating them.... and an ocean but Hawaii is proof that means nothing
      Edit: aparently majority of people are silly enough to believe I ACTUALLY THINK THIS IS TRUE FOR CLARIFICATION IT IS A FUCKING JOKE JESUS CHRIST I AM FILIPINO SO I AM FULLY AWARE THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE ONCE RULED BY SPAIN IT DOESNT MEAN YOU ARE SPAIN

    • @junkyardjess9360
      @junkyardjess9360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Amayagma lol there is a HUGE difference between Mexicans who typically are a mix of Spaniards and local native Americans in the area. Where as people from Spain or Spaniards are well European or white. Lol huge difference between them actually lol!

    • @keyboardwarrior6413
      @keyboardwarrior6413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dennis Perkins also they have different pronunciations and words for different things. For instance, their words for “there” are different

    • @Amayagma
      @Amayagma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Dennis Perkins I know but the person above was making a joke and I was going with it. Also even the language is different. Mexican Spanish and Spain spanish are very differe dialects. Mexican spanish is more like the spanish from when the Conquestadors came

  • @scarlettletterman2667
    @scarlettletterman2667 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It is amazing to come back to this video seeing where James is at musically now haha

  • @movedchannels5074
    @movedchannels5074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    " I have a diploma" this is my fav line

  • @watchmerising
    @watchmerising 4 ปีที่แล้ว +939

    James' "I'm trilingual" is the only non personality trait but still a personality trait joke that should be accepted

    • @khalidsuleman4124
      @khalidsuleman4124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's a *CHARACTERISTIC* not a trait. Sorry, it's just that distinction was made today in science class for me

  • @grace-pw4kz
    @grace-pw4kz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    why's she writing a book on high school when she's 23?

    • @emmacarlo8579
      @emmacarlo8579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      jihyyo she actually wrote it years ago before vine died

    • @dogelover2944
      @dogelover2944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Emma Carlo the fact that you know that concerns me.

    • @rhysowens1
      @rhysowens1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @jihyyo it's because she just finished he extended education

    • @dogelover2944
      @dogelover2944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rhys Owens nice

    • @grace-pw4kz
      @grace-pw4kz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@emmacarlo8579 ahh ok thank you for the info ! i just assumed she wrote it recently

  • @marytgavalon6902
    @marytgavalon6902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Him mentioning ginger a lot, and even saying ‘ginger Brat’ I’m just there like. 👁👄👁

  • @daviddiaz1282
    @daviddiaz1282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Esto es increíble!! Love your videos

  • @alexandraswisher6260
    @alexandraswisher6260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    The fact that she often puntuated her sentences "?!" in a published novel makes me wanna scream a little bit.

    • @kyliecloud1
      @kyliecloud1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Alexandra Swisher that truly screams “Instagram caption” or “informal text to your friend”, not “best selling novel”

    • @arayko4856
      @arayko4856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alexandra Swisher love the profile pic

    • @montanarose4622
      @montanarose4622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean I hate her too, but why is that a problem? It fits the tone of the book. It’s very informal, reads like “I’m your friend, we’re having a fun chat!”

    • @musickeeper1062
      @musickeeper1062 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alexandra Swisher I mean, I don’t really mind to be honest because.... can we really call this a novel..... it’s garbage HAHA

    • @kyliecloud1
      @kyliecloud1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Montana Rose I just have a feeling that is not the tome she was actually going for. From the many many videos I’ve seen on it, she seems to want to be serious in it lol

  • @sav6700
    @sav6700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    Can we just appreciate that he actually reads the whole book everytime

    • @nataliyanabakova7419
      @nataliyanabakova7419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Poor man... I hope he's getting the help he needs after...

  • @namenotdecided4214
    @namenotdecided4214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Is James trilingual I think I heard it somewhere but I don’t know where

  • @edlalindblom4779
    @edlalindblom4779 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    First video i watched from u and it was one of the best i have seen in a long time