Once I was near L.A for a trip, I managed to see Ted nivison near the Walmart parking lot I was also at so I went up to say hello to him. Ted grabbed his crowbar and broke both my knees, as I cried on the floor in pain he laughed and started stomping on my left arm till the bone snapped.
honestly it hadn’t even occured to me that there was a possibility that before this point, Jschlatt and/or Ted had never seen Eggman’s Announcement. Like it just feels like one of those thing’s that pretty much everyone on the internet has seen, or at least heard of.
The chokehold "There goes Hawaii" has on me now is so strong that I believe Ted has cursed me. I can't stop watching it. Even when I'm not watching it I'm singing it. When I'm not singing it, I'm thinking about it. Send help.
Hi, just found out that this video exists from the comments of a TH-cam upload of a song I already enjoy made from a comedic fandub video i enjoy too, just coming in to say... *THERE GOES HAWAII THERE-E A-GOES HAWAII, OH THERE GOES HAWAII GONE, IS GONE* yw :3
I’ve seen Ted in an unhinged state before… It was back in the Spring of 2005 when I was walking through the hot weather of Arizona. I parked at a nearby gas station to fill up on gas and get some snacks. That was where I saw Ted. He was buying wasabi and spicy peppers for whatever reason I didn’t care to know. Suddenly he jumped over the cash register to break the cashier’s kneecaps (something I now know is his speciality in violence). While the cashier was begging to be spared from more pain, he looked directly into my eyes and took out an unopened staple gun from the gas station. That was when I started to panic for my life. When I tried to run away I heard the clap of his meaty asscheeks against his broad frame. Within an instant I was pinned to the already bloody floor while he forced the spicy pepper he purchased into the sides of my mouth and the wasabi into my eyes and nose. While the cashier and I were screaming in pain Ted took the staple gun and stapled our mouths shut. We were laying there for what felt like weeks until eventually a kind fellow freed us from our terrible binds. During the time when my eyes, nose, and mouth were expelling more mucus than I ever thought possible I realized that if I hadn’t come along to the gas station that day the cashier would’ve suffered much more.
I saw Ted Nivison at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going "huh" "huh" "huh" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical interference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by screaming "what" really loudly.
I was out in the middle of the woods one day and i heard a cracking noise behind me, i turned around and there was ted nivison running full speed at me with a baseball bat. He broke my knees and took my wallet, laughing like a maniac while doing so.
I remember when I was visiting the US, I saw Ted Nivison at a gas station and asked him if I could take a picture with him He winked at me, took out a baseball bat and proceeded to beat an old man (88M) with it. What a nice fellow! I wonder if it was the same baseball bat?
idk why everyone in the comments is like “no he’s just like that” as if he isn’t slurring half his sentences. me and ted are the same type of high lmao he’s fried
@@camistired7216 You too will be consumed if you do not feast your eyes on it’s beauty. It is merely a tribute to the great power that lies within. Soon we will have what’s inside, it is all we need.
Once when I lived in LA, I ended up running into Ted Nivison at Costco. I gave him a friendly wave, and he just glared at me. I just ignored it and drove home. It wasnt until I was a block away from home when I noticed a car following me closely. Turns out, as I parked and got out of my car to bring the groceries in, it was Ted who was following me. I said hello to him, thinking he was here to apologize. I was about to ask for a photo, but something felt off about his expression. Before I could say anything else he grabbed a baseball bat and ran up to me, yelling "THANKS FOR BEING A FAN!" before beating my kneecaps into the ground with the bat. I screamed for him to stop but he ended up knocking me unconscious. The last words I heard him say were, "Hope you like my gift to you." I'm currently writing this post from my hospital bed as a warning to all fans. Ted Nivison can't be trusted.
i once went to a spontaneous trip to mexico with my family a couple years ago. this was before ted the milk man could even produce milk. but i remember seeing his face, we were walking up to the bar and there he was sat. the only other people there was just him and the bartender. my dad gets his drink and asks ted if they can have a chat. “yeah. sure” ted never looked up from his drink, just some olives with milk, but he finally looks at us, face to face, and goes “but only if you recite the history of pizza”. we weren’t blessed to have the knowledge of teds information of the history of pizza. foolishly, my father got it wrong. ted looks back at his glass, drinks all the milk but saves some of the olives. “no you imbecile” teds face is red with anger “do you even know pizza?” my dad is already on the floor crying, just the presence of an angered ted. “i thought i did sir please i have a family”. ted was stood up, over looking my dad sobbing on the floor in the fetal position. the rest of my family and i stood at the corner, crying ourselves. ted looked at us, looked at me, i could never forget those eyes, so angy. he looked at my father again, uncontrollable bc he thought he knew pizza, he read a wikipedia article on it one time. after 5 minutes of silence and staring ted finally goes “how about a pizza my fist on your face buddy” and my dad just fucking died right there he couldn’t even handle the roast let alone the beating holy shit ted you killed him god dammit your fucking joke killed my dad
5:23 I love how delicately schlatt types on the keyboard like he’s treating it well before it’s inevitable demise Edit: okay never mind I was wrong… Ted smashed it up this time lol
Yesterday I was shopping at my local Hawaiian Walmart, and I saw Ted there. He was buying loads of explosives and I asked him where he got them and what his plans were. At first he kept walking, but I kept asking. That’s when I realized he actually had his famous roller blades on, and before I could blink I was on the ground with Ted menacingly pinning me to the asphalt by my hands. He told me to forget that he was there and broke all of my bones with a crowbar. The next day I heard that Hawaii and all of its islands had been brutally blown apart. Only a man of this malice could do such horrible actions. There goes Hawaii, there there goes Hawaii. There goes Hawaii, the island is gone.
I’ve seen Ted in an unhinged state before… It was back in the Spring of 2005 when I was walking through the hot weather of Arizona. I parked at a nearby gas station to fill up on gas and get some snacks. That was where I saw Ted. He was buying wasabi and spicy peppers for whatever reason I didn’t care to know. Suddenly he jumped over the cash register to break the cashier’s kneecaps (something I now know is his speciality in violence). While the cashier was begging to be spared from more pain, he looked directly into my eyes and took out an unopened staple gun from the gas station. That was when I started to panic for my life. When I tried to run away I heard the clap of his meaty asscheeks against his broad frame. Within an instant I was pinned to the already bloody floor while he forced the spicy pepper he purchased into the sides of my mouth and the wasabi into my eyes and nose. While the cashier and I were screaming in pain Ted took the staple gun and stapled our mouths shut. We were laying there for what felt like weeks until eventually a kind fellow freed us from our terrible binds. During the time when my eyes, nose, and mouth were expelling more mucus than I ever thought possible I realized that if I hadn’t come along to the gas station that day the cashier would’ve suffered much more.
once on a trip to LA, i saw Schlatt, so i went to say hello, as i came forward, schlatt scram "don't get any closer,run!" as Ted dragged him into an alleyway with a crowbar, as i ran i only heard screams
This seems like two friends hanging out after they’ve both just woken up from the sleepover, and they’re still trying to recover from the lack of sleep
𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 ❶❽ 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝 *NUDE-DATTING.ONLINE* tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘
I went on a trip to L.A and ended up at a park and there I met Ted and come up to him to ask for a photo and talk. He was super chill and fun to be around, until a women was telling another women about her trip to Hawaii. After hearing this Ted’s eyes glazed over to almost a sold black and started dancing super hard and grabbing every child that was at this park, lifting them over his head and breaking their backs. yelling this is my show now, while talking about Hawaii going away. when adults tried to stopped him he would kick them over with such great force it would send them toppled over. I can only imagine he was brought back to this studio and thought children were keyboards and parents were small tables. He then grabbed a crow bar and knocked me out. Super chill guy though.
I love how youtube tries to make the platform more kid/corpo friendly and schlatt just takes a massive shit on that endeavor and makes the most chaotic show.
Here’s the weird thing, I don’t live in the US but one night as I was sleeping comfortably with my Schlatt Rammy Plushies I got woken up by a strange voice and maniacal laughter It took me a while to guess who it was but my broken kneecaps says it all
I’m convinced Ted is constantly high and this is why he acts the way he does (I know it’s probs just played up for the camera but this is a way more fun reason)
Ever since I watched the first episode of OTK reacts, I've been thinking of how Ted and Schlatt needed to do a collab on this youtube series. Should definitely do more.!
I was on a hike with my dog the other day when Ted jumped out of a Bush and strangled my dog with barbed wire until it bled out, then he winked and said: "what a bitch am I right." Then he crawled up a tree while laughing maniacally.
Please. I cannot stop singing “there goes Hawaii”. This is a cry for help.
There goes Hawaii, there there goes Hawaii, oh there goes Hawaii, the island is gone.
Alfred Coleman as Eggman is a force to be reckoned with.
@@IceInTheSoda true
And I can't stop giggling every time I see it
Good,keep going if you don’t want your wife to get pissed on
Ted is the only one who can out-character Schlatt
So true, he has too much experience with it from reining him in on the podcast lmao
I think Minx can also do it.
and charlie is the only one who can out-character them both
real
He’s the only person “Schlatt” fears
Once I was near L.A for a trip, I managed to see Ted nivison near the Walmart parking lot I was also at so I went up to say hello to him. Ted grabbed his crowbar and broke both my knees, as I cried on the floor in pain he laughed and started stomping on my left arm till the bone snapped.
wtff
Classical Ted!
that's our Ted i'm telling ya
Certified bruh moment
Mulk
ted is built so different in this video and i genuinely cant tell if hes stoned or if he just missed his adhd meds
I think he’s high lol, he’s slurring his words and a bit too chill to be off his adhd meds (if he even has adhd??)
@@CaseyShontz oh no he does have adhd. hes mentioned it in passing before. BUT he also smokes, so he probably was high.
The insanity that is ADHD is comparable to being stoned. As someone with ADHD and ADD I can vouch for this
He's high as hell for sure, just look at his eyes
@@creampielover69dont know if it relates but his face was also red as hell in the opening clip
Eggman pissing on the moon is iconic
Yeah, I can't believe they've never seen that!
@@byrontheusurper6505 That must’ve been played during the CMC try not to laugh
Is that THE patterrz? , poketuber reacts to OTK reacts
@@Fr3ddieMusic nooo it’s snapcube sonic adventure 2 real-time fan dub it’s fucking hilarious
Eggman piss is now canon
honestly it hadn’t even occured to me that there was a possibility that before this point, Jschlatt and/or Ted had never seen Eggman’s Announcement. Like it just feels like one of those thing’s that pretty much everyone on the internet has seen, or at least heard of.
Pretty weird considering slimecicle knows about it, and even watched a bunch of the original channel's stuff
it was actually so surprising bc like how have they never watched those fandubs i thought everybody's seen them at this point
Even if Schlatt blew up Hawaii, it still wouldn't be worse than his actions in 1999
What the fuck are these replies
@@kenthurback2870 I got one under my comment too idk what's going on
@@vizualeater they’re all over this comment section. Truly a sex cult org
@@kenthurback2870 You say what we're all thinking man.
Being born?
The chokehold "There goes Hawaii" has on me now is so strong that I believe Ted has cursed me. I can't stop watching it. Even when I'm not watching it I'm singing it. When I'm not singing it, I'm thinking about it. Send help.
Hi in case you've forgotten or it's somewhat calmed down,
*THERE GOES HAWAII THE ISLAND IS GONE*
your welcome
Hey, just here to remind you about Hawaii blowing up
Hi, just found out that this video exists from the comments of a TH-cam upload of a song I already enjoy made from a comedic fandub video i enjoy too, just coming in to say...
*THERE GOES HAWAII THERE-E A-GOES HAWAII, OH THERE GOES HAWAII GONE, IS GONE*
yw :3
I wanna watch Ted and Schlatt try to build a lego set together
i have a feeling they will build nothing, but surely, they will destroy something
I wanna see them tasked with taking a complete lego set apart piece by piece and see what it turns into
@@Spot_Faceless-Soldier probably hawaii
There's a reason why they haven't, and that's why they call Schlatt Shaky Jones...
Then Ted smashes it! And eats all the parts xD
God bless Albert his dub of eggman never fails to c4 my sides, crush my knees with a steamroller, and snap my neck 2048 degrees.
much like what ted does when he comes into contact with anybody
@@ra_khvc True, my cousin can confirm that one actually. He saw ted at the gas station yesterday!
@@Omnia_ how long does he have?
ROADO ROLLA DA
i've never seen ted in such an unhinged state and thats really saying something
bro have you ever watched chuckle sandwich or lunch club
@@biggestp0ser don't remind me of that
I’ve seen Ted in an unhinged state before…
It was back in the Spring of 2005 when I was walking through the hot weather of Arizona. I parked at a nearby gas station to fill up on gas and get some snacks. That was where I saw Ted. He was buying wasabi and spicy peppers for whatever reason I didn’t care to know. Suddenly he jumped over the cash register to break the cashier’s kneecaps (something I now know is his speciality in violence). While the cashier was begging to be spared from more pain, he looked directly into my eyes and took out an unopened staple gun from the gas station. That was when I started to panic for my life. When I tried to run away I heard the clap of his meaty asscheeks against his broad frame. Within an instant I was pinned to the already bloody floor while he forced the spicy pepper he purchased into the sides of my mouth and the wasabi into my eyes and nose. While the cashier and I were screaming in pain Ted took the staple gun and stapled our mouths shut. We were laying there for what felt like weeks until eventually a kind fellow freed us from our terrible binds. During the time when my eyes, nose, and mouth were expelling more mucus than I ever thought possible I realized that if I hadn’t come along to the gas station that day the cashier would’ve suffered much more.
@@Seissmo i ain’t reading all that i’m sorry for you tho
People say he's always like that when there's other people in the room. When he's recording from home he's a lot more tame
I saw Ted Nivison at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going "huh" "huh" "huh" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical interference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by screaming "what" really loudly.
This is beautifully written
I have seen these exact allegations written against Jerma, Ted, and Joshua Tomar, I can't believe they're working together on this.
@@venloch its a copy pasta
man i didnt see that you beat me to the flying lotus copypasta and im sadge
It's "to prevent any electrical infetterence" in the original copy-pasta
“why don’t you go play with the neighbor’s kids”
the neighbor’s kids:
Mom: "let him play with your toys"
Also neighbors kid: 6:30
I was out in the middle of the woods one day and i heard a cracking noise behind me, i turned around and there was ted nivison running full speed at me with a baseball bat. He broke my knees and took my wallet, laughing like a maniac while doing so.
I remember when I was visiting the US, I saw Ted Nivison at a gas station and asked him if I could take a picture with him
He winked at me, took out a baseball bat and proceeded to beat an old man (88M) with it. What a nice fellow! I wonder if it was the same baseball bat?
@@Capade most likely!!
Fucking chad
I kind of want the 'there goes hawaii' remix to be an outro song for schlatt streams
LMAO I personally would not mind. It would be an honor. Schlatt please use it!
@@EternalSushiMusic you made an amazing peace of art.
Schlatt and Ted not knowing about the Sonic Real Time Fan Dubs honestly baffle me they would love that shit
I live in hawaii i can confirm he has blown it up
@casi what in the fuck is this
@@makoalistman6454 there goes Hawaii
there goes your life
Then how do you live in it
@@TaffySongs i dig hole
Schlatt and Ted have great comedic chemistry. The two of them make good content together. Adding Charlie to the mix only makes things better.
right?? they should make a podcast or something, just the three of them
@@juandirection3751 exactly, by the way do you like sandwiches?
@@rohangarg2468 they're my favorite, flavor's so good you could say it hits like a knuckle
@@juandirection3751 Hey! Knuckle rhymes with Chuckle. Isnt that cool
@@rohangarg2468 wow you're right, almost like you could make a pun out of it
In this video, Ted is much more erratic than "schlatt", which is a big surprise. He is probably high.
could be his awkward-ish style of humor and improv but yeah I think he might have partaken in some lechuga de diablo
Bro since the lunch club days Ted has always been chaos
idk why everyone in the comments is like “no he’s just like that” as if he isn’t slurring half his sentences. me and ted are the same type of high lmao he’s fried
Dude you're 10 years old
Most likely on a 600 milligram edible that looks like a Nerds rope
ted is one of the extremely rare instances of someone who could definitely emit an ear-shattering tyrannosaurus screech at you if they wanted
we just need one more member whose gf likes to stare at the sun to call this a chuckle sandwich reacts. thanks for the vid keep em comin!
I’m pretty sure slimecicle did one of these, the chuckle sandwich has taken over already
@@zachkoehn7603 i meant like the three of em in a vid but yeah i guess you could say all the members has appeared.
After listening to that episode, I have picked up that habit. I cannot stop starting at the Sun. Please send help.
@@unknownplite seek help, you maniac
@@camistired7216 You too will be consumed if you do not feast your eyes on it’s beauty. It is merely a tribute to the great power that lies within. Soon we will have what’s inside, it is all we need.
Once when I lived in LA, I ended up running into Ted Nivison at Costco. I gave him a friendly wave, and he just glared at me. I just ignored it and drove home. It wasnt until I was a block away from home when I noticed a car following me closely. Turns out, as I parked and got out of my car to bring the groceries in, it was Ted who was following me. I said hello to him, thinking he was here to apologize. I was about to ask for a photo, but something felt off about his expression. Before I could say anything else he grabbed a baseball bat and ran up to me, yelling "THANKS FOR BEING A FAN!" before beating my kneecaps into the ground with the bat. I screamed for him to stop but he ended up knocking me unconscious. The last words I heard him say were, "Hope you like my gift to you." I'm currently writing this post from my hospital bed as a warning to all fans. Ted Nivison can't be trusted.
what
Loving the video of OTK’s Ted Nivison with guest Twitch comfort streamer Jschlatt
0:20 I don't know which is better: Ted choking down the urge to laugh, or Schlatt's cold-ass stare as he sees Hawaii explode.
honest to god no one could have picked up this reaction style video from cow chop better than OTK. Kudos Schlatt
thought of chow chop instantly when the video started
I think Trevor edits these videos and he used to edit old cow chop videos
He even got the "James yelling at Aleks to Stop" and the "I don't want to record anymore" just right
TED CAN'T BE STOPPED, THEM DANCE MOVES TOO POWERFUL
WE NEED TO SEE SCHLATT WATCHING SNAPCUBE REAL TIME GAME DUBS SONIC ADVENTURE 2 DARK STORY + FINAL STORY
Ted just looks completely stoned out of his mind and drunk af, and schlatt is not having it whatsoever😂😂
Kicking off the episode with snapcube brought me so much joy :>
i once went to a spontaneous trip to mexico with my family a couple years ago. this was before ted the milk man could even produce milk. but i remember seeing his face, we were walking up to the bar and there he was sat. the only other people there was just him and the bartender. my dad gets his drink and asks ted if they can have a chat. “yeah. sure” ted never looked up from his drink, just some olives with milk, but he finally looks at us, face to face, and goes “but only if you recite the history of pizza”. we weren’t blessed to have the knowledge of teds information of the history of pizza. foolishly, my father got it wrong. ted looks back at his glass, drinks all the milk but saves some of the olives. “no you imbecile” teds face is red with anger “do you even know pizza?” my dad is already on the floor crying, just the presence of an angered ted. “i thought i did sir please i have a family”. ted was stood up, over looking my dad sobbing on the floor in the fetal position. the rest of my family and i stood at the corner, crying ourselves. ted looked at us, looked at me, i could never forget those eyes, so angy. he looked at my father again, uncontrollable bc he thought he knew pizza, he read a wikipedia article on it one time. after 5 minutes of silence and staring ted finally goes “how about a pizza my fist on your face buddy” and my dad just fucking died right there he couldn’t even handle the roast let alone the beating holy shit ted you killed him god dammit your fucking joke killed my dad
11:47 truly this man is aggression given form.
3:23 "Schlatt" actually baaa's like the goat he's allways been
„He“ has a Fursona
If you're looking for a new Ted, I hear that Kaczynski is pretty popular
oh no....
he is the bomb
I've heard bundy takes your breath away
Respect for murasakibara on pfp bro :)
@GABRIELLA u mean boobies? 😳
LMFAO John Cena repeatedly saying “I love ice cream” in Chinese is NOT something I thought would make me laugh
The camera angles and the content are giving me HUGE Cowchop vibes thanks Trevor 👍👍
they just need the couch
Trevor was the spirit of Cow Chop. Glad James' and Aleks' vision can live on through others.
I'm so glad that these two have seen the Eggman Rant from Snapcube's SA2 dub
5:23 I love how delicately schlatt types on the keyboard like he’s treating it well before it’s inevitable demise
Edit: okay never mind I was wrong… Ted smashed it up this time lol
The demise was no less inevitable
Proud to say that my friend made it into this video (the guy wearing the gas mask staring at the camera) great guy
I cant believe Ted Nivison blew up the country of Hawaii. +1 sub
Hawaii is apart of America
@@btgold100 not anymore. It’s gone
@@btgold100 OP is a royalist and denies the occupation of America in the Kingdom of Hawaii. Based
-1.442 billion Subscribers, but +1. I'd say that's a pretty huge net positive for The Milkman himself!
Ted breaking keyboards (while raving to edm) is just an insane and unexpectedly perfect combination and I live for it!!!! :D
I just watched the vid again got fully jumpscared lol
“No.. but you don’t look as handsome as this guy, and this is what I care aboOuUut” -jschlatt
i fucking lost it at that part lmfao
Fun fact: if I remember correctly that island blowing up was from sonic adventure 2 so it goes well with the Dr robotnik clip
Ted is the villain i didnt know i needed
Yesterday I was shopping at my local Hawaiian Walmart, and I saw Ted there. He was buying loads of explosives and I asked him where he got them and what his plans were. At first he kept walking, but I kept asking. That’s when I realized he actually had his famous roller blades on, and before I could blink I was on the ground with Ted menacingly pinning me to the asphalt by my hands. He told me to forget that he was there and broke all of my bones with a crowbar.
The next day I heard that Hawaii and all of its islands had been brutally blown apart. Only a man of this malice could do such horrible actions. There goes Hawaii, there there goes Hawaii. There goes Hawaii, the island is gone.
why does it feel like teds high as hell and schlatts sober while also feeling like thats not true at all
I’ve seen Ted in an unhinged state before…
It was back in the Spring of 2005 when I was walking through the hot weather of Arizona. I parked at a nearby gas station to fill up on gas and get some snacks. That was where I saw Ted. He was buying wasabi and spicy peppers for whatever reason I didn’t care to know. Suddenly he jumped over the cash register to break the cashier’s kneecaps (something I now know is his speciality in violence). While the cashier was begging to be spared from more pain, he looked directly into my eyes and took out an unopened staple gun from the gas station. That was when I started to panic for my life. When I tried to run away I heard the clap of his meaty asscheeks against his broad frame. Within an instant I was pinned to the already bloody floor while he forced the spicy pepper he purchased into the sides of my mouth and the wasabi into my eyes and nose. While the cashier and I were screaming in pain Ted took the staple gun and stapled our mouths shut. We were laying there for what felt like weeks until eventually a kind fellow freed us from our terrible binds. During the time when my eyes, nose, and mouth were expelling more mucus than I ever thought possible I realized that if I hadn’t come along to the gas station that day the cashier would’ve suffered much more.
This is officially a favorite puppy episode of OTK Reacts
7:14 end of ad
Lmao
once on a trip to LA, i saw Schlatt, so i went to say hello, as i came forward, schlatt scram "don't get any closer,run!" as Ted dragged him into an alleyway with a crowbar, as i ran i only heard screams
I love how Ted is BY FAR the best at handling Schlatt
Love Ted and glad to see him again
fyi 冰淇淋 (bing chi ling) means ice cream in simplified mandarian so John Cena in 4:40 ish was just talking anout his ice cream :)
That's so interesting and funny lol
I cant believe Ted Nivison blew up the country of Hawaii.
At least he didn’t blow up the state of Hawaii…
It is very cathartic seeing ted treating "shlatt" like his underling for once
So glad this is Ted’s show now. Big step up.
This seems like two friends hanging out after they’ve both just woken up from the sleepover, and they’re still trying to recover from the lack of sleep
The there goes Hawaii and the twitter announcement are both from snapcubes sonic adventure 2 fan dubs.
𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 ❶❽ 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝
*NUDE-DATTING.ONLINE*
tricks I do not know
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
Dene: '' Muzdak ''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
💗❤️💌💘
@@ikalramag1878 ohhh ok thanks
CANNOT BELIEVE SNAPCUBE FANDUBS CROSSOVER WITH TED AND SCHLATT THIS IS CRAZY
I'm so sick right now, this is gonna make my day
10:45
"WHHAAATTT?!?!........ WHAAAATTT?!?! did he just throw a bag of cement at his friend? yeah you knwo just a jus WHHAAATTT?!?!"
LMAO Thanks for listening to my There Goes Hawaii remix! Madlads.
I didn't even get to say goodbye...
thank you for making that remix, its super catchy and the way ted was dancing to it at the end of the video had me crying from laughter lmao
Its an epic remix
AMAZING
I went on a trip to L.A and ended up at a park and there I met Ted and come up to him to ask for a photo and talk. He was super chill and fun to be around, until a women was telling another women about her trip to Hawaii. After hearing this Ted’s eyes glazed over to almost a sold black and started dancing super hard and grabbing every child that was at this park, lifting them over his head and breaking their backs. yelling this is my show now, while talking about Hawaii going away. when adults tried to stopped him he would kick them over with such great force it would send them toppled over. I can only imagine he was brought back to this studio and thought children were keyboards and parents were small tables. He then grabbed a crow bar and knocked me out. Super chill guy though.
I can't believe schlatt would blow up Hawaii two times now! His actions December 7th, 1941 will live in infamy.
I genuinely forget how chaotic these two (and slimecicle) are until you give them the right circumstances
love how much more confortable ted is in this compared to the last one
i’m in actual shock that they haven’t seen eggman’s twitter callout. i would give all of my money for them to watch every snapcube sonic fandub
I love how youtube tries to make the platform more kid/corpo friendly and schlatt just takes a massive shit on that endeavor and makes the most chaotic show.
The Hawaii clip is from Sonic Adventure 2.
5:40 this was epic
THE BEGINNING IS SO MUCH BETTER WITH THE CONTEXT OF WHERE THE HAWAII AND EGGMAN'S TWITTER ANNOUNCEMENT CAME FROM!!
11:07 Personal and for anyone else who wants to relive this amazing moment-
Thank you 🙏😂
11:43 such a iconic Ted Nivision clip
Here’s the weird thing, I don’t live in the US but one night as I was sleeping comfortably with my Schlatt Rammy Plushies I got woken up by a strange voice and maniacal laughter
It took me a while to guess who it was but my broken kneecaps says it all
I feel the cowchop memeories flooding back man,Trevor is even the recorder
2:43 the sudden 180 to the hesitant gulp is irreplicable.
I’m convinced Ted is constantly high and this is why he acts the way he does (I know it’s probs just played up for the camera but this is a way more fun reason)
wow funny video i especially like the part where
I agree
I always think jschlatt is too wild and then Ted enters the scene and proves me wrong lol
That snapcube Sonic fandub has so many hilarious clips
11:02 he sounds like an old guy that spooked himself awake from a nap
11:22 LOOK AT "SCHLATT'S" FACE BRO
SOMEBODY COME GET THIS MAN
the hand on the knee, really bringing it back into cow chop territory
11:38
the infuriated, desperate, resigned screaming all cat owners are intuitively and instinctively capable of
Ever since I watched the first episode of OTK reacts, I've been thinking of how Ted and Schlatt needed to do a collab on this youtube series. Should definitely do more.!
Holy shit I wasn't even a minute in and it was the best episode yet. This is amazing.
i love it when people randomly stumble upon snapcube clips
Damn 5:50 really gave me a rush of nostalgia. The good old days of trying to get free games because I was too young to have a job
I love how Schlatt yelled “WTF?!” After Ted smashed the keyboard like he wasn’t already going to do it.
I love Ted flipping the script and breaking the keyboard himself
The Snapcube fandubs are legendary. How have they not seen them? I've rewatched them too many times to count.
“This is my show now baby” memories~~~
Thanks to Ted I’ve watched the ten hour version of dance mix there goes Hawaii 27 times
11:52 ted timed that
this may be the best episode of OTK reacts, i just dont know how you can top this.
7:45 yes schlatt, I recorded this with outplayed, I would never take advantage of your sponsor to send you that
Btw came back to say I found out the Hawaii and Egg-man videos are from the “Snapcube” sonic fandubs on TH-cam
I was on a hike with my dog the other day when Ted jumped out of a Bush and strangled my dog with barbed wire until it bled out, then he winked and said: "what a bitch am I right." Then he crawled up a tree while laughing maniacally.
Every time I see a duo video with Schlatt and Ted it feels like the biggest fever dream I’ve ever had
dude i love cowchop good job keep it up
watching this right now with that title is crazy