if there's ever gonna be a sequel to that they HAVE to get charlie (slimecicle) and Moistcritical on there too... imagine the immense power of surpreme content creation that these people have together
MeatCanyon made the turtle into an absolute absurd monster, “Schlatt” just tortured and abused a whale, Swagger turned a stingray into a hype beast, Ted tore off the octopus’s entire brand by taking away it’s main feature, Jaiden turned a bird into an electric scooter, and I’m not even sure what the fuck William did.
I love how you have swagger and jshlatt right, cause people will think like “oh, jshlatt is morally worse” or the reverse about swagger. But then you just hear meat canon say “push your finger though their soft temple”
It is really great to see Ted producing still even better content and it really shows over the past year and a bit of already banger videos being honed into even better content. Kudos to you for your dedication. As a side note if you go to the channel's videos page and keep scrolling the videos endlessly repeat past the colorado river trip and loop indefinitely hahaha wtf
Technically, Jaiden did solve the being shit on problems, because with a bird that can't fly means it can't get above you meaning it can't shit on you, unless of course the bird rolls on your feet and shots on your shoes, then again with renewable energy, it means that the birds don't digest anything which means the birds don't produce waste
Meatcanyon was great, he was quiet and chill and then when it was time for him to speak he would say something outlandish lmao. Quite, calculated and funny
One of the funniest parts of this is that there have been no fatal attacks on humans by wild orcas in recorded history, but captive orcas kill and injure humans a lot more frequently.
She’s done collabs with these people before, I think she knew exactly what she was getting into And she WAS the one who decided to point out that the uno-pus looks like a sperm.
My heart simultaneously skipped and gained a beat when I saw Meat Canyon and Jaiden Animations pop up together. Those two are literally polar opposites when it comes to animation.
love the bling ray, my one critique is that personally i think “i drop bars harder than i dropped steve irwin” would be better than “dropped barbs in irwin”
I love how the majority of these designs rely on the creatures eating trash in the ocean, thus not discouraging the act of littering in the ocean, but ENCOURAGING IT. 😂
Schlatt, Swagger, and Meat Canyon made an absolutely hilarious chaotic trio that had to be balanced out by the straight men of Ted, Jaiden, and William. The chemistry here was gold. X'D
Fun fact about sea life Lobsters have the capability of being immortal. The only reason why they die is because they get too old to shed. They then sit at the bottom of the ocean, unable to move, and starve to death Also sea turtles have spines in their mouths. They eat stuff, along with a ton of sea water. They regurgitate the water and the spines keep the food in
this is literally a project i had to do in primary school. We made our own animals and stuff, there as a bear with wings, a checker-colored dragon, ect and i made an ostrich with sharp teeth and ram horns that ran around in this super hot desert
During this video, I created my own creatures for each of these (yes there are sketches, no you can't see) OCTOPUS: I don't like tentacles, I know some people do, I don't. No more tentacles, just 8 really jacked arms STINGRAYS: I like these guys, they're cute. Now they have superhero powers and can shoot rays of sting to all the enemies of the sea. Also they're practically a living superhero capes. ORCAS: or killer whales, these guys kill everyone just for fun, not cool. now they have no teeth but they do have strong acid that can only be satisfied by plastic. Win-Win! Also they have katanas now so they can keep "killer whale" status and PROTECT the ocean, not kill it. (not cool guys, we can do better.) WHALES: once wolves from land, these animals evolved to the animal we have today. TOO FAR. Whales need to take a step back, they need the puppy eyes and toe beans genetics got rid of. BRING BACK THE TOE BEANS. SEA TURTLES: some people say the turtles are dumb for eating plastic in the first place, well jokes on you they're smart now! turtles now have massive brains and now, not only can tell what is plastic, they just solved world hunger! you wouldn't kill the guy who solved world hunger, would you? I thought not, and so did the turtle SEA GULLS: the world would benefit from the loss of seagulls. these rats-with-wings need to go! ...I'm cooking them, that's the plan. it probably won't SOLVE world hunger but, hey, can't hurt to try! (I'm pretty sure that seagulls are the direct cause of our socioeconomic issues and possibly started the first World War)
I love how Jaiden, probably the sweetest of them all got the seagull, where it would've been completely appropriate and justified to make them stop existing
@@deiadied No, no. The capitalization of "Schlatt" was fine, you just forgot the quotation marks. It's now company policy to put them. Surely you got the memo from corporate.
the William effect, it’s where you want something when you do something but you don’t get it (like when spinning a wheel) but the next person doing the same thing gets what you want
This is the greatest group of people to be put together. This is like the Avengers.
if there's ever gonna be a sequel to that they HAVE to get charlie (slimecicle) and Moistcritical on there too... imagine the immense power of surpreme content creation that these people have together
“There was an idea... The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable people to see if they could become something more...”
i agree
what are they avenging
This comment right here officer. Give him an award
William: So I have this whale that eats plastic
MeatCanyon: *I MADE THE TURTLE LOOK LIKE A BABY*
Somehow MeatCanyon's drawing is NOT the fucked up one?
Anyone gonna notice that jaiden cursed
Jaiden: Rollerblade Seagull
That's all you have to say
@@asiangarlic409 we noticed, we just don't care
@@asiangarlic409 holy shit, im heartbroken 😐
“Remove wings (too much freedom)” Had me rolling with laughter
Tatakae
As well as the seagull, maybe not laughter but they most certainly will be rolling!
@@lisastylegirl9510 Eren Freedom
Yes, rolling just like those bois stealing your chips.
Tatakae
Thanks for having me Ted! :)
Thanks for having me Ted! :)
Thanks for Tedding me have! :)
Thanks having Ted for me! :)
Ted having me thanks for :)
What have I done.
MeatCanyon made the turtle into an absolute absurd monster, “Schlatt” just tortured and abused a whale, Swagger turned a stingray into a hype beast, Ted tore off the octopus’s entire brand by taking away it’s main feature, Jaiden turned a bird into an electric scooter, and I’m not even sure what the fuck William did.
The whale is pregnant with trash and shit and then it explodes and we all die. Boom summary
Schlatt is in quotes because that's the name he uses as a cover-up for what happened in 1999.
William played god.
"Schlatt"
Its* main feature.
I love how "Schlatt" was concerned about the Bladegull having to eat to charge itself or it will die as if that isn't how eating works.
“Schlatt” always thinking ahead that business man
i think he was more concerned about forcing it to eat TRASH specifically
The dynamic of MeatCanyon and "Schlatt" is one of the most entertaining things I have watched
"Schlatt"
“Schlatt” bros existence is being questioned
I agree, "Schlatt" is great with MC
“ Schlatt “
i'd like to see a chuckle sandwich episode with him on
The irony of MeatCanyon calling Schlatt's presentation haunting.
whos Schlatt? ive only heard of "Schlatt", dunno what you're on
I believe you mean “schlatt” I’m not mad, it’s an easy mistake to make.
schlatt?????
Sorry I think you commented on the wrong video. I don't recall anyone being called schlatt
you mean “schlatt”
As a marine biology major this video physically hurts me, 10/10
There are many benefits to being a marine biologist
I’m tempted to share this with my marine biologist professor… but I don’t think it’d go over well
@@galestral there are, the pay is certainly not one of them
@@Peterdudedebaz *DO IT*
As a marine biology i believe we should be studying this in lectures
5:27 I love all the different answers being given simultaneously
"Hundreds of years"
"Not very long"
"With PLASTIC in their systems?"
I love how you have swagger and jshlatt right, cause people will think like “oh, jshlatt is morally worse” or the reverse about swagger. But then you just hear meat canon say “push your finger though their soft temple”
You know it's a good, dense video when the guests range from Swagger to Jayden and it's only 15 minutes.
Thanks! I did my best to make it as well cut together as possible. I think it turned out quite well :)
@@TedNivison It did, had me lmao-ing at various intervals of the video where the guests interacted and talked
@@TedNivison Ted, if you can get this all down to 15 minutes, can you edit my essay so that it goes from 3100 words to the suggested 2000?
@@juliannolastname2442 you got ghosted
Fr dude
I cannot imagine what kind of chaos Ted is bringing upon us.
Chay ose*
@@LessTh3nThree chaeose
@@thebestdanjan what the fuck is this translation
@@thebestdanjan chæs
@@snoom3350 thank you, youtube 🗿
Meat Canyon is truly a specimen far beyond any of our understanding.
I believe you can say the same about “schlatt” as well
-Schlatt-
@@gonkdroidgaming6984 ttalhcS
The fact that MEATCANYON OF ALL PEOPLE called Schlatt's thing "haunting" genuinely makes me terrified of Schlatt.
It is really great to see Ted producing still even better content and it really shows over the past year and a bit of already banger videos being honed into even better content. Kudos to you for your dedication.
As a side note if you go to the channel's videos page and keep scrolling the videos endlessly repeat past the colorado river trip and loop indefinitely hahaha wtf
I didn't realize "Jschlatt" and MeatCanyon would be an entertaining interaction but now I need more
It was indeed "funny"
"funny"
Makes sense honestly.
This bring the joy.
I agree wholeheartedly
Not gonna lie I sometimes hate collabs cause it’s so awkward but this was sooooooo funny.
There's nothing awkwark when you have a collab with Ted! Nothing strange at all! No forms of embarassment or silence in a voice call! Never!
Ted does fantastic collabs across his entire channel
Well it helps when all the awkwardness it edited out
The irony in MeatCanyon calling Schlatt’s drawing a “haunting experience”
schlatt?????
who is "Schlatt"?? i dont know him :/
u just stole the other guys comment
@@QuirkyMaster didn’t even realize. We were just thinking the same thing I guess🤷🏾♀️. Sincerest apologies
11:40 the quick cut to ted absolutely dying over the interaction between meat canyon and schlatt had me rolling
You know it's bad when Meat Canyon calls it haunting 😆
"The ocean isn't being marketed correctly"
Had me dead-
Ted just wanted to redesign these ocean animals so that he can murder them more easily. Just like he did to "favorite puppy"
typical.
@@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 thank you FEMINIST vlogs
hmmmm it appears that ted nivsion really is goosing to give us the content that his loyal viewers need.
least favorite puppy😔
Whatever group of neurons in Swagger's brain that created this deserve a goddamn Nobel Prize.
13:13 I mean Schlatt, love ya to death, but my brother in Christ that’s how living things work, that’s how YOU work
Technically, Jaiden did solve the being shit on problems, because with a bird that can't fly means it can't get above you meaning it can't shit on you, unless of course the bird rolls on your feet and shots on your shoes, then again with renewable energy, it means that the birds don't digest anything which means the birds don't produce waste
tbh seagulls would probably learn how to do sick flips just to shit on people
What happens when their batteries get old?
Unless manages to get itself onto a roof and twirls, getting extra style points after shitting.
@@northpenguins they die 🤸
@@ch3ck_mat3 Is changing the battery necromancy then?
"He is bleeding profusely!"
"That's not my fault!"
"THAT IS _DIRECTLY_ YOUR FAULT."
I need more chaos from Schlatt and MeatCanyon
i think u mean “schlatt,” idk who this schlatt guy is
who the hell is schlatt????
Who's Schlatt?
“Schlatt who that?”
Schlatt fans are so deprived they are pretending he doesnt exist 😭
Words cannot describe how happy I am that MeatCanyon didn't get the octopus.
I'm fairly certain that MeatCanyon not getting the octopus disproves atheism lol
@@ryansullivan3085 Huh??
They mean that MeatCanyon not getting the octopus is evidence of divine intervention to save our sanity from the horrors he’d create.
Being called a germ by Ted is so gender affirming
The two genders:
1. Female
2. Toxin
That's valid, happy pride
What
@@AdminAbuse huh?
Meatcanyon was great, he was quiet and chill and then when it was time for him to speak he would say something outlandish lmao. Quite, calculated and funny
One of the funniest parts of this is that there have been no fatal attacks on humans by wild orcas in recorded history, but captive orcas kill and injure humans a lot more frequently.
Lol
Ted may be a little confused as to the reason of the sea pollution, but he's got the spirit to save it, so for Gods sake keep doing ted!!!
Poor Jaiden. She had no idea what she was getting herself into.
She’s done collabs with these people before, I think she knew exactly what she was getting into
And she WAS the one who decided to point out that the uno-pus looks like a sperm.
That’s exactly what I thought
I raise you "roller blade seagull" as a counter argument
13:08 says otherwise.
Why is one of her arms ripped
8:21 bars straight bars
It takes a lot of courage to commit assault and battery against an octopus.
i love how "schlatt" just...didn't change the animal at all
he just put it in a fucking cage
what the hell is a schlatt? are you trying to say “schlatt”??
@@camhulett1609 right right-sorry lemme edit that
@@DylanofScreenTime good job
Work smarter not harder
why "Schlatt" and not Schlatt, I'm completely missing the joke, somebody help
such a dynamic group of people lmaooo, i need more with them
My heart simultaneously skipped and gained a beat when I saw Meat Canyon and Jaiden Animations pop up together.
Those two are literally polar opposites when it comes to animation.
Everyone on the video was a pretty eclectic mix of personalities. meat canyon and will Osman are an odd combo too.
@@snesguy9176 It worked surprisingly well tho
I always forget how funny Jaiden is without a script
I'm glad everyone was comfortable with talking to each other. Which makes or breaks a collab.
I love having Meatcanyon be a part of this cus it’s like Schlatt has finally met his match for dark comedy
schlatt?
@@camhulett1609 schlatt
@@bloopledoopdoop6200 are u trying to say “schlatt”??????
@@camhulett1609 dude please read this whole interaction
@@bloopledoopdoop6200 u dont get the joke
I just feel Ted's heart sink every time Schlatt speaks
uh who? u mean “schlatt”?
whose schlatt? dont u mean “schlatt” ?
What the hell is a Schlatt? Is it “Schlatt” you mean?
I believe you're referring to "Schlatt", correct? If so, then I please ask that you get his name right. Thanks :)
u mean “schlatt” right?
I like how with Meatcanyon’s drawing everyone is horrified and he’s just so chill ab it.
"Mr Beast Seaworld 2"
From all the new information we've gotten about MrBeast and how the conditions of his show were, this is lore accurate.
That “OH SHIT” from Swagger is likely the most genuine I have ever hear SwaggerSouls sound in my entire viewing experience.
Ted: "we've got a business man" aka jschlatt.
First thing he says:
Jschlatt: "I know what animals need, BIG FAT NUTS"
Well they do
You say that like he’s not correct
@@bumblebeerror9019 Well he isn't loll
@@LewisTheBatHe is though ya frickin dweeb
@@LewisTheBat s
I’m so happy that ted is giving attention to these small youtubers
Small TH-cam’s?
@Harvest Commands yea she’s such a small TH-camr with 10 million subscribers
Yeah like William osman, my favorite doxer.
@Harvest Commands he has less subs than jaiden
GiNa RoSe Sᴇx Cʜᴀɴɴᴇʟ 21 I think you mean “schlatt”
The gods have finally blessed us with a Ted nivision upload
WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide. Take the hint, dear ava
facts
amen
Fucking love your profile pic
@@lucianamorden8609 I love it myself
love the bling ray, my one critique is that personally i think “i drop bars harder than i dropped steve irwin” would be better than “dropped barbs in irwin”
schlatt and Jaiden interacting is something that i didn't know I needed in life
11:25 I find it funny how MEATCANYON of all people was complaining about something being a haunting experience
‘Steve Erwin’s death, practically 9/11’ had me choking on my food
WEVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE.
No I hate you though
oh yeah we have
@@expiredwarhead993 +1
@@expiredwarhead993 Clanker.
TURN IT UP
I love how the majority of these designs rely on the creatures eating trash in the ocean, thus not discouraging the act of littering in the ocean, but ENCOURAGING IT. 😂
You've gotta be a special kind of person for MeatCanyon to be the one calling you "Haunting"
I believe this team of geniuses could do anything
The skinwalker that has been portraying "schlatt" didn't get the killer whale due to randomness, it infact fit right in.
this funny
Schlatt, Swagger, and Meat Canyon made an absolutely hilarious chaotic trio that had to be balanced out by the straight men of Ted, Jaiden, and William. The chemistry here was gold. X'D
you mean “schlatt” right?
I was just gonna say that
who tf is schlatt??!!!!!
I'm very confused. Is this an inside joke I'm missing?
@@LMC_Jarred we start putting “schlatt” in air quotes. this funny
13:08 schlatt learns how food works
i love how in every montage that includes schlatt on this channel, everyone’s doing actual work and schlatt is just messing around and has fun
If *THE* Meat Canyon becomes the voice of reason in a certain situation, you know it's bad.
I agree.
The way ted nivison thinks and forms sentences is the penecle of timeless humor.
*pinnacle
4:21 I knew when Jaiden said she “tried her best” that her drawing was gonna actually blow everyone else’s out of the water.
(no pun intended)
Clearly you skipped over Papa Meats presentation
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmpppppp
@@chxicelxrd yea
_and?_
@@alexsiemers7898weirdo
A seagull being able to go the speed of a tesla at will is absolutely terrifying and this video has cost me an hour of sleep. 10/10
Fun fact about sea life
Lobsters have the capability of being immortal. The only reason why they die is because they get too old to shed. They then sit at the bottom of the ocean, unable to move, and starve to death
Also sea turtles have spines in their mouths. They eat stuff, along with a ton of sea water. They regurgitate the water and the spines keep the food in
meat canyon and jaiden animations are quite possibly the most polarizing opposite set of people I've ever seen
"The ocean isn't being marketed correctly" caused me to like this video immediately. It was impossible to not immediately reward this genius.
this is literally a project i had to do in primary school. We made our own animals and stuff, there as a bear with wings, a checker-colored dragon, ect and i made an ostrich with sharp teeth and ram horns that ran around in this super hot desert
we did too i made a red panda owl... fyi i didnt have friends
During this video, I created my own creatures for each of these (yes there are sketches, no you can't see)
OCTOPUS: I don't like tentacles, I know some people do, I don't. No more tentacles, just 8 really jacked arms
STINGRAYS: I like these guys, they're cute. Now they have superhero powers and can shoot rays of sting to all the enemies of the sea. Also they're practically a living superhero capes.
ORCAS: or killer whales, these guys kill everyone just for fun, not cool. now they have no teeth but they do have strong acid that can only be satisfied by plastic. Win-Win! Also they have katanas now so they can keep "killer whale" status and PROTECT the ocean, not kill it. (not cool guys, we can do better.)
WHALES: once wolves from land, these animals evolved to the animal we have today. TOO FAR. Whales need to take a step back, they need the puppy eyes and toe beans genetics got rid of. BRING BACK THE TOE BEANS.
SEA TURTLES: some people say the turtles are dumb for eating plastic in the first place, well jokes on you they're smart now! turtles now have massive brains and now, not only can tell what is plastic, they just solved world hunger! you wouldn't kill the guy who solved world hunger, would you? I thought not, and so did the turtle
SEA GULLS: the world would benefit from the loss of seagulls. these rats-with-wings need to go! ...I'm cooking them, that's the plan. it probably won't SOLVE world hunger but, hey, can't hurt to try! (I'm pretty sure that seagulls are the direct cause of our socioeconomic issues and possibly started the first World War)
I love how Jaiden, probably the sweetest of them all got the seagull, where it would've been completely appropriate and justified to make them stop existing
Everyone: diligently designing their animals
“Schlatt” : Dancing chaotically.
sorry but you probably meant to type "schlatt" instead
@@why3994 wait the spelling is the same I stared for a whole minute… oh you mean the s?
@@deiadied No, no. The capitalization of "Schlatt" was fine, you just forgot the quotation marks.
It's now company policy to put them. Surely you got the memo from corporate.
@@PineberryLive my mistake, I have rectified it and will repent my sins in hell. Thank you.
This funny.
"Schlatt" getting the killer whale is not lucky, it's fate
LITERALLY
this funny
Only Jschlatt can give MeatCanyon, the creator of many eldritch horrors, a haunting experience.
The Blingray can rap about murder and get away with it because you can't dry snitch when you live underwater
The line "Steve Irwins death is basically sting ray 911" will never leave my head😂
Jaiden is so family friendly... I can't wait to see if she can get this PG enough to upload
jaiden animations dog days
This is legit the best collab in the history of collabs
There needs to be a group channel for this group
3:12 OMG I JUST REALIZED THIS WAS MEAT CANYON. AN ICON.
12:13
2019: Team Trees
2021: Team Seas
2023: Team Breeze
I'm ready for it.
2022: am I a joke to you?
14:17 I know you would Swagger, we haven’t forgotten the Carp incident
This was one of the funniest things I've seen in ages. Schlatt's take on Killer Whales had me crying laughing
Swagger and schlatt together is dangerous they’re too powerful
I can't believe Jaiden and Meatcanyon we're in the same project and that I literally never heard of it until now.
12:37 thats the most adorable laugh jaiden must be protected from all evil
No
Simp
Meatcanyon is possibly the only person who could ever rival the absolute chaotic, dark humor that “Schlatt” emanates.
Love the dynamic editing style in this video. Gives everything a very energetic and professional feel
I really liked Meatcanyon's involvement in this group, I hope there are more collaborations in the future.
Blingray is for sure something im putting in my d&d game
meatcanyon doesnt look like i thought he would but im actually happier with reality than what i had imagined in my head
WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH THIS
Swagger and schlatt is the absolute most chaotic team up ever
i never thought i would see jaiden animations and ted Nicison in the same video
Schlatts gritty reboot of free Willy looks dope
Bro, Swagger Souls and William Osman in one video together just confuses my brain and it's amazing.
“That’s something Fauci would do”
Holy shit I’m on the floor 💀
Forget actually removing the trash, where do I go to donate to getting the Judgement Obelisk stationed on a pylon in the middle of the ocean?
dear god William Osman, Jaiden, and Schlatt are in one video together how will the earth survive this.
the William effect, it’s where you want something when you do something but you don’t get it (like when spinning a wheel) but the next person doing the same thing gets what you want
It’s really cool seeing all these people together again, reminds me of the Epic SMP😔