Old Schlatt was actually unnerving. I felt my own mortality with that shit. But old Schlatt looks like the kind of kind old man you could walk up to and hug unprompted and he'd just hug you back
crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy.
This really shows how good “Schlemen” is as a streamer, “he” takes this random ass game about sitting in a chair and turns it into a 2 hour comedy session
@@aidancommenting My favorite video by schlatt is his first fnaf video! Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video! Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video! Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video! Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video! Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video! Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video!
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Schlatt is such a good streamer he can make a chair simulator interesting. Too bad he could hold himself back on that day in 1999. So many people murdered.
Shit, I've run chair simulator (with wheels) a good 6 years of my life! I finally learned to walk again 4 years ago, but still spend a large amount of time in chairs due to pain, so... where's my pay out? I've been gyped!
I love that schlatt is such a chaotic person in videos and streams, but for some reason part of his brand is having chill animal crossing music in the background. Hilarious dichotomy
The last video i saw i had to watch it in 2x, so when i started watching this vod, it was just Schlatt screaming gibberish angryly, i've never laughed so hard
Hey schlock I recently started watching you and I really enjoy your content. Just wanted to let you know I'll get a schlam shirt next week. I'll keep you posted.
Old Schlatt was actually unnerving. I felt my own mortality with that shit. But old Schlatt looks like the kind of kind old man you could walk up to and hug unprompted and he'd just hug you back
The type of old man to put his hand on your shoulder n say “you’re a good kid”
@@rio6653 and also say, "you know, back in my day, I did some terrible things"
@@dennis_s Reminds me of my Colonel back in high school
@@dennis_s @ 29:00 is the face he would make after finally being caught for his heinous crimes in '99
@@Lemon-Bark 😳 uhh, your "Colonel"? what school did you go to?
Watching this at 4am with norvegian internet at 160p was a religious experience, amen 🙏
Mans literally got the Game Boy resolution on
The stream or the video?
@@VOLATILEVOXELS and you know what, the resolution didn't help because it still played like a powerpoint slideshow
@@Leocaspar stream
@@wormicide3651 I do stuff like that sometimes. It's actually entertaining how bad it can be sometimes.
I have no idea how he genuinely made a chair sitting simulator entertaining and kept chat engaged for 2 hours
just watch the video
@@iamvolition3755bro's reply was so matter of fact 😭😭
"this must be a boring stream"
immediately finds game-breaking bug
The fact that “schlatt” played this for two whole hours is terrifying
Yeah, i fear the day when schlatt reaches his full power
The fact that I watched this for two hours is terrifying
28:50 slip up by the editor slats real face I can’t believe he hid that for six years
I fell asleep while the stream was going on. I think he was about to get the electric one. :D
Anyways, stream Alex Unknown.
Schlatt in this hoodie is how I imagine scooby doo would look if he was human
interesting
"We're about to hit critical ass" is something I never thought I'd hear from a game
Thought he was crazy for playing this game but watching it live I could not stop laughing! Leave it to Schlatt to turn anything humorous!
i like,when he says the line 🐣
leave it to schlort.
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Good ol’ Schlubby.
I need to learn his improv techniques
I really played this a couple months ago and watching him play makes me realize how said it is that I unlocked every chair
Who is saying that? I don't get it.
@@kosherre6243 they probably wrote said instead of sad
I did the same thing
...you good? How did you get ALL of the chairs?!
@@CrungusCrungo the infinite money thing
When I first saw this vod title I 100% thought it was just going to be 2 hour long video of just his chair and I was gonna watch the whole thing
This really shows how good “Schlemen” is as a streamer, “he” takes this random ass game about sitting in a chair and turns it into a 2 hour comedy session
The old man shit his editor put in had me crying laughing
The assassination chair was by far the best thing to happen this stream
MSCHF was the turning point of the stream
Honestly it was the attempted TikTok
28:50 slat real face revealed I can’t believe that he has kept it a secret for all these years
I did not sniff the twin towers it was the leg hairs that wave in the pool
looks like Adolf hitler ngl
@@notexisten1 ?????????
@@maorune4975 John madden
The real chair was the progress we lost along the way
"Schylvester Schtalone" really broke a game about sitting within the first ten minutes
Edit: Became God in the first hour
Who the hell actually edits a vod channel? What a madlad
Dementia.
@@aidancommenting What would be my favorite schlatt video...
Ok, The first Fnaf video. The stories he said was so funny.
@@aidancommenting My favorite video by schlatt is his first fnaf video!
Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video!
Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video!
Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video!
Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video!
Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video!
Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video!
@@Thomas_Angelo can i have context on this one?
@@OrphanConsumer context?
Watching this live was the greatest decision of my life
Yes
I lost brain cells watching it
same
that clip strat was genius, it's why I'm watching this vod LMAO
Bro while I was watching the stream I watched as Schlatt slowly descended into insanity because everyone kept telling him to switch characters.
Can’t wait to watch two hours of CHAIR.
*_C H A I R ._****
When Cheetles said “chair” I felt that
I watched this live, and it was such a fever dream
Hmm yes. C H A I R.
C H A I R
C H A I R.
C H A I R
Can we take a minute to appreciate this guy’s thumbnails
Yes, go and follow BucknRift
Yes
nah
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This was a spiritual experience, thanks Schlagg.
Never knew how much I would’ve enjoyed watching a chair simulator game till now, thanks Schat kitty.
the fact he breaks the game in under ten minutes
My girlfriend and I always put your vods on when we bang keep up the work big guy love the content
This is the perfect stream to watch while sitting in a chair
So glad I was able to witness the electric chair downfall live
Don’t think I’ve seen an edited vod before and am impressed by the dedication
If You turn down the playback speed to .25 you will expereance what I can only describe as a both high and Drunk Jschlatt.
I sit in a metal chair all day and have been for only 2 weeks. Also this stream was and is like a fever dream.
He looks like he's an owner of a family pizza place, he's the old dad/grandad, when the editor put the filter on him
honest to god didn't think anyone other than call me kevin would play this but here we are big guy
WAIT U MENTIONED HIM THIS IS FUCKIN POG
@@munchycrunchybread WHERE
Watching this was probably the greatest decision of my life, thank you schlatt
Schlatt is such a good streamer he can make a chair simulator interesting. Too bad he could hold himself back on that day in 1999. So many people murdered.
He's too buddy-buddy with Obama. We all know why he's so interested in Syrian hospitals. What a shame. 😔
Watched this live and I'm still gonna re-watch the VOD
34:00 the way the music syncs up to the sitpoints is incredible
i feel like we are now going to space out the word C H A I R now because of this.
this might be one of my new fav streams, so happy i caught it live
I fell off the front porch on that tragic day. I still have a scar on my forehead. I was one. NEVER FORGET.
If you can dream it, there is a simulator of it. - Genghis Kahn, Art of War.
god this video is so anxiety inducing. why am i so invested in this god damn chair game. ???????
you need to make a shlawn mower, its just a lawn mower but it has your face on it and yells at you when using it
Welp, I spent two hours watching a man sit in a chair. I lost sleep over this, stayed up late. The worst part, I regret nothing
i love the editor for this “schlatt” guy the old man fears me
The old man Shlattapus looked so adorable and huggable. I want him for my granpa. I don't have any granpas left.
Immediately clicked this because I was so goddamn confused by the thumbnail. Great job shlit 👍
I got an ad for “Gaylord Hotels” before watching this at 1am in a Toronto airport
this video was very entertaining legit rewatching rn
there are not words to fully express my disappointment that this is not a two-hour stream of "school" sitting in a chair and nothing else.
The new flavor is water.
It just costs more
im watching this while travelling with 2 camels in Minecraft. just wanted to put it out there.
Finally, I’ve been waiting for this game. I don’t know why people were even asking for DayZ whatever that is… This game has everything!
I was watching the stream and I remember when we all voted for a restart I couldn’t stay around but it was funny
as a MSCHF OG, god I love people enjoying MSCHF drops
Maybe the true chairs were the friend we made along the way
My only peeve with schlatt is that he drinks out of those small water bottles they give you during tests and stuff in school.
That intro, Schlatt really must've loved sitting simulator that he even immersed himself, also he looking kinda hot in that intron aswell...
I’ve made a tradition of myself where every time I eat Costco pizza I watch a jschlatt vod
Let's hope schlatt doesn't find the other chair game
That’s what I thought this was going to be
Do you mean the one where you date chairs and then f-
@@rambblerno its musical chairs
My favorite flavor of chair is red plastic chair, mostly grown in summer or spring.
A very interesting and funny stream for sure
I’ve watched this video so many times over, thank you schemen for this masterpiece❤️
Jschlatt for some reason your my comfort streamer.
The lawn chair is a reference to the Charlie brown thanksgiving special
i am so happy you played this game i have over 2000 hours in chair simulator so fun also i am fuming at mr schlate because he didnt play as bingo bob
You've ran chair simulator for an equivalent of 8 months straight now that's dedication
Shit, I've run chair simulator (with wheels) a good 6 years of my life! I finally learned to walk again 4 years ago, but still spend a large amount of time in chairs due to pain, so... where's my pay out? I've been gyped!
I'm so glad I subscribed to this channel! Where else could I watch a dude sit in a chair for two hours and be entertaining!
this is the most commentating I have ever heard from "Schlatt"
God I love chairs and men
don't we all
amen.
I love that schlatt is such a chaotic person in videos and streams, but for some reason part of his brand is having chill animal crossing music in the background. Hilarious dichotomy
schair
The song he was play at 57:08 was from a game I love. Super Mario bros Luigi dream team. It’s a good one for the 3ds
Should have been bingo bob
This is literally the most insane gameplay I’ve ever seen so intense and graphics are 1 million out of one 5stars best game EVER!!!!!!!!!
This was almost as entertaining as what schlatt did in 1999
Oh, oh he did, he absolutely pulled a fast one.
man i’m so jealous of his hair
The last video i saw i had to watch it in 2x, so when i started watching this vod, it was just Schlatt screaming gibberish angryly, i've never laughed so hard
Watching shlatt sit for hours
I played this back when it came out. Glad to see how it has grown!
0:04 what is this, a slmccl video?
I approve with this and need to buy this game. I am also realizing that I need to hire cheetles for my TH-cam content.
JUSTICE FOR CHEETLES
I love the part where Schlubby sat in the chair
28:32 Good work, sir. lmao
the part where the editor came in was hilarious
i should be asleep right now but i see schlatt upload so i know the priorities rn.
Hey schlock I recently started watching you and I really enjoy your content. Just wanted to let you know I'll get a schlam shirt next week. I'll keep you posted.
Watching this in my bed while petting my cat. Life is good. I love my cat :)
The tragedy of Schlatt saying who tf is Jerry
Old man filter made up for it 10/10 content
proof that jchlatt makes anything watchable
Schlatt thanks for giving the Russian badger his own flavor. Guacamole gamer fart 9000 is delicious
wonderful stream as always, schlatthew
It’s funny because I have a purple bean bag and «Schlubby» didn’t even take it when he ransacked my home😅
I watched this entire stream and omfg I was dying it was so funny
The fact schlatt died on the deck chair immediately after I did the same thing us hilarious to me