What's so funny about this is that while it's 100% true that Burnley just turn up all the time against him, he also gets frustrated and drags defenders out of position constantly lmaooo
It's not even just against mark that Burnley turn up, it happens to me when playing as United as well. I can beat City 6-0 in both league games and then get shafted 3-0 by Burnley 😂 against other clubs I do sometimes lose, sometimes I win, but it's like Burnley are scripted to beat United
Seeing him go 2 behind and pull it back 3-2 in one of the most compelling redemption stories ever only for him to concede 2 in a matter of minutes to lose the game is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
I've nicked leao for man utd & he makes haaland & mbappe look rubbish. He's got me to division 3 & 4 in 2 accounts. Raphael is just amazing to watch!! Wicked player
@@uncle7215 Lockets is a brand of throat sweets in the UK. Sean Dyche always sounds as if he has a sore throat as he just has one of those husky voices.
"HES GETTING DONE FOR PACE BY CABRAL NOW, OH MY GOD! ITS GONNA BE SIX! ITS SIX! I CANT *slams hand on desk* BELIEVE IT! ITS BLOODY 6! 6-1! WHATS GOING ON?! CABRAL SOUNDS LIKE A CHOCOLATE BAR! PUTS HIM ON HIS ARSE!" 😂😂
Dyce was born in Kettering and by all accounts was raised there. As someone from Northampton myself I am just wondering where he got the Lancashire accent from
What’s even funnier than the very amazing Sean Dyche impressions, is the fact that Burnley actually got Weghorst in real life and now he plays for United😭 Mark’s Burnley nightmares actually happen
9:52 to 10:30 I like how he’s blaming the players for playing bad passes and making red card challenges, completely ignoring the fact that he’s controlling them 😂
Tbf the players still might not be responding to him. Sometimes there are delays between pressing the button and the player responding, or the player will tackle the attacker and the ball goes straight back to the other team
Well, not talking on the tackles but it's quite obvious that the game sometime just don't want a player to have a good run and completely ignores and rejects the controller input for a random pass in the opposite direction.
There is a bunch of domination in sports such as LeBron vs the Toronto Raptors, Bayern vs Barca, and Tom Brady vs the AFC East, but Burnely vs Goldbridge is total domination.
To be fair, when you turn on competitor mode it’s so hard. You can go up against Grimsby town and all there players will have 5 star skill moves near enough and fucking dominate
goldbridge’s rants are hilarious but let’s be real: the scripting in Fifa is an absolute joke - it’s ridiculous how EA gets away with it year after year
I Remember in FIFA 16 took Millwall to the Premier League and then I went to Manchester City because I was tired of never having money to sign new players, it was simply impossible to beat that Millwall, they never managed to get into the top 10 but they always managed to deny me at least 4 points, as well as eliminating me in the FA Cup 3 seasons in a row.
I appreciate his calmness! I go nuts when this shit happens. I keep restarting it when it seems dead set against me, then on the third or fourth restart, suddenly I can beat them 3-0!! How about some realism!? You can't get the ball off them and your defensive midfielder goes away, the CM goes away from the ball and opens up a gap to make my defenders one on one with the attackers that can not be tackled or dispossessed... then relying on stupid positioning they'll slide the ball past my 3 at the back very tight formation settings and score!!
There can’t be any better love story than mark
Goldbridge and Burnley.
Ever seen the Titanic 🤔
@@Priyanshhh1189 exactly his point
@@Priyanshhh1189 titanic close 2nd
😂😂😂
And what about mark goldbridge and Maguire
“I can beat Man City. I can beat Liverpool. I can’t beat this Burnley team” one of the greatest things ever said by anyone 😂
We all have that one team that makes us bust one.
@@shis1988 for me, it was malaga in my Barcelona career in pes 2014
@@natsudama4604 for me in fifa 14 lfc career mode it was Sunderland
@@salahszn4031 for Me totenhem in fifa 17 in wycombe career
For me it's Newcastle I was routinely sat down by them especially in fifa 19
"Burnley are a team I'd love to see get relegated"
Literally a second later
"OH SHIT THEY'VE BLOODY SCORED"
Legendary sentence
He’s got that wish now lol
Aged amazingly
LiTeRaLlY
🤣😂😂😂
The greatest duo of all time
Goldbridge and Burnley
which couple name we goin with? Burnbridge or Goldley
Weghorst and Ajorque lololol
Nah It's Goldbridge and Kevin not your Friend.
Like Tom And Jerry
What's so funny about this is that while it's 100% true that Burnley just turn up all the time against him, he also gets frustrated and drags defenders out of position constantly lmaooo
He also isn't thinking quickly. He takes too much time on offensive plays.
He also plays stupidly risky long balls which get intercepted all the time.
@@ondrej1112 I like how he blames the players for poor passes when he is the one controlling them.
It's not even just against mark that Burnley turn up, it happens to me when playing as United as well. I can beat City 6-0 in both league games and then get shafted 3-0 by Burnley 😂 against other clubs I do sometimes lose, sometimes I win, but it's like Burnley are scripted to beat United
@@laggynuisance5084 yh the low ovrs always get some rating boost in higher difficulty
“Burnley are a team I would love to see go down”
Seconds after bloody hell !!
Oh shit. They’ve bloody scored, not when I’m saying that
he cursed himself when he said that 😂
Words said before disaster
What time did he say that
Iconic Weghorst actually signs for Man United in real life. Amazing.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
After going to burnley
His Sean Dyche impressions crack me up.
“COME TO BABY, WHOS YOUR DADDY SEAN DYCHE”
Comedy gold😂😂😂
😂😂😂
13:17
"Hes just tapped me on the bottom" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"It's always bloody burnley"
Seeing him go 2 behind and pull it back 3-2 in one of the most compelling redemption stories ever only for him to concede 2 in a matter of minutes to lose the game is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
He just sucks against Burnley, and I don't even know how in the hell...
Just like against Chelsea this weekend.
@@danielnewman4472 I was gonna say this game just happened in real life 😂👌😭
This is the Chelsea game in real life💀
Ikr its fckin hilarious 😂😂😂
“Who loves ya baby, who loves ya it’s Shaun dyche and I’ve got the lockets”😂😂😂😂
That made me die 😂😂😂
Im Sean dyche and I've got the lockets 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
He's got the lockets he can beat goldbridge
“A cabral sounds like a chocolate bar” 🤣😭
haha thts brilliant
😂😂😂 i was looking for this comment
It was too funny💀💀
8:19 are we just gonna ignore the fact that Raphael Leao is playing for Burnley 🤣🤣💀
Kokcu as well 😭
I've nicked leao for man utd & he makes haaland & mbappe look rubbish. He's got me to division 3 & 4 in 2 accounts. Raphael is just amazing to watch!! Wicked player
He really is awesome. Not only in the game obviously. I love watching him play irl@@petev8726
> signs for Burnley irl
> no good
> about to sign for United irl
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mark has to do a Burnley career mode
He’d get them relegated on purpose
I got 6th in a burnley career mode
@@kinyitom7637Depends on what level you play.
Doing it at ultimate difficulty is great but otherwise nothing to brag.
@@timtim8644 i did it on semi-pro
@@kinyitom7637 it’s ok bro try with higher difficulty
Ultimate difficulty is non sense tho it’s impossible to defend almost
The fact this is half an hour long and you could still make a part 2 amazes me
They’ve bloody scored. I can’t believe it, not when I’m saying that!!!
As a Burnley fan, I absolutely love this!
Ok
You got relegated
@@xxlyoussefcooltv8015 and?
Lol
How’s the championship
27:25 The way Dwight McNeil flies backwards in the OPPOSITE direction of the tackle 😂
''Come to daddy! it's Sean Dyche an i've got the lockets'' Bloody brilliant.
Can anyone explain this to me?
@@uncle7215 Lockets is a brand of throat sweets in the UK. Sean Dyche always sounds as if he has a sore throat as he just has one of those husky voices.
@@NorfolkEnchants thanks🤣🤣
"HES GETTING DONE FOR PACE BY CABRAL NOW, OH MY GOD! ITS GONNA BE SIX! ITS SIX! I CANT *slams hand on desk* BELIEVE IT! ITS BLOODY 6! 6-1! WHATS GOING ON?! CABRAL SOUNDS LIKE A CHOCOLATE BAR! PUTS HIM ON HIS ARSE!" 😂😂
The fact you can get 30mins of content out of gold ridge getting thumped by Burnley is incredible
"It's always bloody Burnley!"
-Mark Goldbridge
13:18 it cracks me up everytime lol
🤣🤣🤣
Dyce was born in Kettering and by all accounts was raised there. As someone from Northampton myself I am just wondering where he got the Lancashire accent from
What’s even funnier than the very amazing Sean Dyche impressions, is the fact that Burnley actually got Weghorst in real life and now he plays for United😭 Mark’s Burnley nightmares actually happen
9:52 to 10:30 I like how he’s blaming the players for playing bad passes and making red card challenges, completely ignoring the fact that he’s controlling them 😂
Tbf the players still might not be responding to him. Sometimes there are delays between pressing the button and the player responding, or the player will tackle the attacker and the ball goes straight back to the other team
Well, not talking on the tackles
but it's quite obvious that the game sometime just don't want a player to have a good run and completely ignores and rejects the controller input for a random pass in the opposite direction.
AHAHHA someone hasn't played FIFA in a while
This is what I pay my internet bills for.
Marks been motivating the real Burnley team for years with these uploads 😆😆😆
This, now this is the pinnacle of youtube
I never thought I'd find so much enjoyment watching a United fan rail against playing Burnley in Fifa, but I do.
There is a bunch of domination in sports such as LeBron vs the Toronto Raptors, Bayern vs Barca, and Tom Brady vs the AFC East, but Burnely vs Goldbridge is total domination.
Imagine if Goldbridges kid says to him that hes now become a Burnley fan😂😂😂
And then gets Weghorst on the back of a shirt! 🤣
Guys, Burnley have just signed Wout Weghorst in real life! WHAT WERE THE CHANCES OF THAT?!
Now a united player
@@harshalhosany2unbelievable
*"Some donkey from Burnley..."*
Can't stop crying 😭
“Turns into Bobby fucking Moore” 😭😭😭😭😭😭
that dyche impression gets me in tears everytime 😭😭
31st January 2022: Burnley actually signed "Harry Potter character" Wout Weghorst 😂
OMG that scene where Dyche get’s his asking price for Pope has me in tears. He gave a tap on the butt just to show his dominance
Forget Romeo and Juliet, Goldbridge and Burnley is the greatest love story.
Burnley the goldbridge killer 😂😂
Laughing my ass off watching this, classic Goldbridge.
No idea why this is so funny but I've just woken my wife up giggling like a child!! Brilliant
This made my day 🤣🤣 “it’s always bloody Burnley”
22:08 "I'm not controlling Varane." Actually, you are, but too busy smashing your desk; and like always, Mark's trash defence screws him. Hahaha
dont try to defend this game. defending is shit even when ur good. the last decent fifa was fifa 15.
@@daeusuntpinza1296 FIFA 17
@@daze77gaming agree 17
Nah it’s the script mate
As soon as the script goes against u you’ll concede no matter how good u are
@@Guffcdr That’s why pros lose to shit players all the time? 😂
Amazing video, you can feel the rage and frustration.
Who's here after Weghorst's move to Burnley
22:06 Love how he starts smashing his desk mid counter attack 😂😂😂
Then says that he can't control his players when he literally has 1 hand on the controller
I love how he blames the players every time😂😂😂
What a beauty of a video to come back to from time to time.. it’s all about goldbridge vs dyche, it’s a CLASSIC! 😂
Weghost now is a United player 😂😂😂😂
Weghorst - I've never bloody heard of him. He's a Harry Potter character.
2023 real-life Man Utd - Weghorst leading the line.
12:22 literally made me cry from laughter.
This is just delightful, nothing like watching a man suffer against prime Barca Burnley, you just cannot belive it!
Honestly last night I was Burnley in career mode and nick pope was unbeatable then Chris Wood was like a prime ibrahimovic
I could honestly watch goldbridge all day the guy is a legend
Mark is an absolute treasure. He just makes your day every time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Pep's Barcelona on redbull" How did he actually come up with this lines 😂😂 genius
name a better trio
dyche
goldbridge
burnley
Mark must get an interview of Sean Dyche on That's football
Kevin friend
@@rohanrai7320 the kevin friend ones get old fast though, these three are classics
"Im not getting bent over Dyche"
After I've just watched him get bent over by Dyche for 24:33 minutes is outrageous...
*Sean Dyche liked this video.*
Who's here after "harry potter character" signed for Burnley in real life? XD
The entire Pepper pig bit is amazing. Always gets me! 😂😂😂 ‘bloody pepper pig, no one wants pepper pig’
Burnley buy the same forward that's on the thumbnail 😭🤣🤣😂🤣👏 you can't tel me Burnley don't watch Goldbridge vid 😂💀
BURNLEY!!!!
Markgoldbridge's kryptonite
This man get recommended to me for a few weeks now and I've come to realize that he is the Epitome of a United Fan.
Take that how you want ;)
The similarity in his game is amazing. United lose 6-1 at home and Martial is sent off 😳
in fifa 20 he lost 6-1 to spurs as well as irl wegworst has signed for burnley
Mark: WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT PLAY ON. Also mark: yes play on
6:38 bro gave us an ad
I thought I got an ad 😂
"one of the crappest teams in england"
*burnley are in the prem and have been for a while now mark*
Just a beautiful love story
To be fair, when you turn on competitor mode it’s so hard. You can go up against Grimsby town and all there players will have 5 star skill moves near enough and fucking dominate
Haven't even started watching yet but the fact it's half an hour long pahaha
,,WEGHORST? I've never heard of him. He's a bloody Harry Potter character,,
This aged like fine wine.
I play career mode with Chelsea and I can vouch for this. There’s always that one team you cannot beat. It’s Bournemouth for me 😂
It’s Wolves for me with United, it’s alwys that 1 bloody team lol🙈
Sunderland (in my career mode they got promoted) and I just cannot beat them
Burnley turn into prime barcalona only when playing goldbriges team
😂 Had to come back and watch this after Burnley got relegated. End of an era.
goldbridge’s rants are hilarious but let’s be real: the scripting in Fifa is an absolute joke - it’s ridiculous how EA gets away with it year after year
End of an era
Weghorst to Burnley would be amazing a 6 ft 7 striker who can head a ball
To be fair 12:12, genuinely isn't offside.
THE EDITOR KNOWS WHAT WE WANT
Who is here after Weghorst has been signed for Man Utd
As a Burnley supporter, this makes me happy
And just like that, the Harry Potter character is a united player 😂😂😂
Ron Weghourst
12:10 literally wasn’t offside at all there is a good 3 Burnley players keeping him on 😂😂
It wasn’t offside I think it was a foul bc when the foul committed the flag didn’t go up
@@ronniewoods6936 but what foul?
@@212go I meant offside sorry lol
@@ronniewoods6936 no no you're right! it seems the game was stopped for a foul and not an offside, but don't know what foul
Coming back to this the video saw something we never Weghorst at Burnley👀👀
Usually when you watch rage compilations it's about laughing at the ridiculousness of the rage, well this one just gives you 'nam flashbacks
I Remember in FIFA 16 took Millwall to the Premier League and then I went to Manchester City because I was tired of never having money to sign new players, it was simply impossible to beat that Millwall, they never managed to get into the top 10 but they always managed to deny me at least 4 points, as well as eliminating me in the FA Cup 3 seasons in a row.
Man, now thats an interesting story
Laughed so hard man, Goldbridge + Burnley is gold!
"We been very good coming from behind lately. That's what she said "🤣🤣🤣🤣
ITS ALWAYS BLOODY BURNLEY
I think the funniest thing is that he’s absolutely correct about the game cheating and making some teams unbeatable lmao
It's like watching myself playing fifa. It absolutely can ruin your day
I love how Burnley are actually playing like this irl now
The fact there is half an hour of content is magical 😂
Man Utd's rival
Man City ❌
Liverpool ❌
Leeds Utd ❌
Burnley ✅
I appreciate his calmness! I go nuts when this shit happens.
I keep restarting it when it seems dead set against me, then on the third or fourth restart, suddenly I can beat them 3-0!!
How about some realism!?
You can't get the ball off them and your defensive midfielder goes away, the CM goes away from the ball and opens up a gap to make my defenders one on one with the attackers that can not be tackled or dispossessed... then relying on stupid positioning they'll slide the ball past my 3 at the back very tight formation settings and score!!
As soon as you see goldbridge and Burnley in the title you know it’s comedy gold
I needed this today..on a long and slow wednesday at work. Ty. OOOOZE UR DADDAY! IVE GOT TARKOWSKI!
I love that he hates on Weghorst, calls him a Harry Potter character, and now he has him in the team.
There is nothing better to watch rn