@@deadstarjoker Haha, and then the moment the player and agent got out of that office, "Oh my god, can you believe how much they just agreed to pay you?!?!?"
Does he not understand the concept of making a save before you even enter negotiations? Even just to feel out what region the price would be, never mind all the bugs, glitches & possibilities for mistakes like this. Am I the only one who makes a backup and a new save before doing literally anything? It's not exactly cheating to go back and NOT give a player 7m a week lmao. That just down to FIFA's stupid ''let's make transfer negotiations an analog thing and not a D-pad thing like literally any competent football game making brand would.'' Happens to the best of us, probably even more if you're concentrating on streaming too, I imagine.
Done the maths here and so here it is - 3 years equals 1,095 days - 7 days equals one week - 52 weeks in a year - earns 7.4 million a week - means in a year he'll have 2.701 billion a year - contract runs for 3 years - so 1,095 x 7.4 million - equals 8,103 billion by the time contract ends
3:49 Ref being a man utd fan be like: Ronaldo: "Why you booked me?" Referee: "Your my fav player and you missed a shot? Nah get into my book." Ronaldo: "Bruh"
"Do not look at me, Sterling!" This line had me in tears 😂😂
the way he said it and his body language are so feminine he look ike a girl who's in the middle of arguing/fighting with her boyfriend..🤣
yeah, that sassy hand was hilarious while saying that
Same😂
Maguire's bicycle goal line clearances had me in tears🤣
“Oh Fuock off”
I was surprised he hadn't scored an own goal like that
5:05
Same I was in tears
Imagine the reaction if slabhead did that irl
Mark actually tried to give that player 60 million Pounds a week, LOL.
Mbappe in 2030
You can tell he's a fan of manchester United with that kind of offers
@@maskediddle_6984 Mcrappe is a fraud.
"That's a reasonable offer. My clients happy with that"..... 🤣🤣
@@deadstarjoker Haha, and then the moment the player and agent got out of that office, "Oh my god, can you believe how much they just agreed to pay you?!?!?"
£7 mil a week
"That's seems reasonable"
Lmaoooo😂😂😂
For mbappe
@@garethbale8286 even the turtle man would’ve scratched his head in disbelief
Al Nassr moment
@@LaVaZ000 even al Nassr pay Ronaldo less like way less
Maguire doing a bicycle kick clearance is the most fifa thing you'll ever see 🤣🤣🤣
5:10 😂😂😂😂😂
Inserting a £1 release clause in Bellingham's contract was top tier FIFA management
I did that when I got esonerated
i did that with de bruyne when I first played cause I didn't know what a release clause was
1000th like
Does he not understand the concept of making a save before you even enter negotiations? Even just to feel out what region the price would be, never mind all the bugs, glitches & possibilities for mistakes like this. Am I the only one who makes a backup and a new save before doing literally anything? It's not exactly cheating to go back and NOT give a player 7m a week lmao. That just down to FIFA's stupid ''let's make transfer negotiations an analog thing and not a D-pad thing like literally any competent football game making brand would.'' Happens to the best of us, probably even more if you're concentrating on streaming too, I imagine.
I loved the part when the ref gave Ronaldo a yellow card for missing lmao 😂😂😂
Ikr
😂😂
I mean if you miss bad enough irl you should get one
it was because of previous foul lmfao
If you do a bad foul but play continues (advantage is played) you’ll receive your card when play ends
Lost it when Sterling scored, and from then on I couldn't hold in the laughter
Get a grip
@@Kieron762 no need to get pressed
@@ace3146fr 😂
Goldbridge the gift that keeps on giving
I made it all the way to "We've done it! First round of the Europa League knockout stages... Ya sad twats!" 😂😂😂☠️
Europa CONFERENCE league lol
“Standards are so low sack me” 😂🤣
“Don’t even look at me sterling” 😂😂😂😂😂
"Standards are on the floor. Sack me, sack me now." I don't know why thats so funny.
8:09 that Ben Forster part is just top notch
"Do not even LOOK at me Sterling!" I am crying!!!
5:35 that was a deliberate cut 🤣😂😂😂😂
HOW DO YOU HAVE NO REPLIES. LET ME FIX THAT!
Celtic for life ☘️🇮🇪🥳
Mon gers 💙💙💙💙💙
There is nobody else on this planet that I would watch play FIFA.
Except goldbridge
That Sean Dyche impersonation was gold 😂
Always has been
I lost it straight away at £7m a week. Started laughing and then everything else just hit me more.
The conference league one cracked me up bro.
“Look at the shit in there!!”
😂😂😂😂
The Matic part always has me in tears lol
Mark can always cheer me up, even when my mother is dying.
Hope you are well keep on living
@@t_money7982 yeah im at the hospital right now.. She only has few days left to live. Im gonna stay strong
Hope you're ok Mac
Holy sh*t??? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? mark Goldbridge can cheer you up EVEN IF YOUR MOTHER IS DYING??
@@macgruber952 hope u doing OK mate keep staying strong in prayers bro 🙏💪❤️
“Donny stop cutting the grass. You’re in”
Bruno bit is the best bit 😅😅😅
12:57 is my favourite, ‘I didn’t even click anything’ you can hear him pressing the buttons
14:09 mark got personal with matic
"You can duck and dive all you want it's still there mate" had me in tears lad. Bloody brilliant
The world needs a bit of fifa rage therapy right now
"Donny, Donny! Stop cutting the grass you're in!" Had me in tears lol
Maguire’s goal line clearance was beautiful 😂
7:19 love you mark never change 😂
I swear Goldbridge is life 😂😂
Mark is a bloody treasure 😂
5:42 I love how the abbreviation of the opponent team's name is "cry" lmao
This the hardest try not to laugh ive ever done. every clip is hilarious
GoatBridge doesn't even need to try make you laugh 😂🔥🐐
8:38 “Like the receiver in a porno” 😂😂😂
5:43 even the scoreboard is telling him to cry after conceding. 😂😂😂
Then you realise it's McTominay as well, omfg I can't. 😂😂
It's crystal palace
7:18 that's what she said 😂😂
‘Arsenal can’t even qualify for the Conference League!’
*seconds later Goldbridge in the conference league after losing 3-1 to Molde at home*
1:17 got me tearing up 😂😂😂
I discovered this guy like 2 weeks ago and is the best thing that happened to me 😂😂
Youre in for a treat mate, i wish i could discover him for the first time again
4:54 “don’t even look at me sterling” 😂
“He’s booking him, because he’s missed” I’m always in tears hearing that
No wonder he accepted the contract quickly 😂
11:32 😂I’m dying
3:20 This is a classic 🤣🤣🤣
I was almost there without laughing…then “skill move with Phil is like doing a dump in your own hands” got me.
11:46 laughed so hard when I watched that bit of the original stream 😂😂😂
11:58
10:46 I love how he acts like he’s not literally controlling the players
3:51 IM DYING HAHHAA
9:28 Predicted Ronaldo
3:15 imagine getting an easy group just to get down to the conference league
I died on the first clip. With every “how” and “why” I couldn’t hold it 😂😂
5:02 "im fYOoOoOming"
10:36 😂
“There’s more bloody shit in my defense than cows in a field with laxitives" 😂😂😂that got me
whenever i see your thumbnail on youtube u always make me wanna play fifa even after ive played for 10 hrs straight and getting a rest. thank you sir.
The £1 release clause 🤣
anyone wanna talk about the fact bellingham was happy being on a £1 release clause
Ah yes, "prime Spain", my favorite holiday destination
4:53 my favorite😂🤣😭
I still die at him raging 7:19 😂🤣🤣
4:04 Who does he think he's? Pele 😂
It got me off guard 🤣
Donny, stop cutting the grass, you're in🤣😍
8:15 „Ben Foster‘s in the mud…get on your bike…“ 🤣🤣🤣
"Oooh it gets worse scooby doo!!!" This is content diamond
3:52 LMAO
"dont even LOOK at me sterling" LOLOLOLOL how can you not love goldbridge
Funny Moments:
1. 0:00
2. 3:49
3. 5:03
4. 6:55
5. 12:58
Don't look at me Sterling 😂😂
Jorge Sanchez on a crispy 387,418,980 a year
The graphics on FIFA 22 would have been good 10 years ago.
No
5:55 got me choking 🤣🤣🤣
Ronnie got booked for missing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I lost at the Scooby Doo part 😂😂😂
Now that’s the yearly thing I’ve been waiting for!
“Donny stop cutting the grass” broooooooo💀
Goldbridge's United in fifa is just like united in real life 😂
The classic “ swivel on it “ 😂
yess I love these vids
Scoooby doooo! And hes the captain of palace 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@8:40 that is wild😭
He spent ages dissing the conference league so UEFA taught him a lesson 😂😂😂
Donny stop cutting the grass 😂😂😂
Literally 16 seconds in:😂😭couldn't control it
You soiled yourslef?
😂😂😂😂😂Keeping it Real.....Just like Man Utd n the glazers.
U can duck and dive it's still there mate to Cavani had me weak😂😂😂
i’m french and i just found this youtube channel, this is awesome he’s so funny 😂😂
“In the first round of conference league”😂😂😂😂
" Bournemouth till we die "
" Hurry up and die " 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
The bournemouth one was the best
The bomouth fans: bouthmoth till we die mark: hurry up and die
Done the maths here and so here it is
- 3 years equals 1,095 days
- 7 days equals one week
- 52 weeks in a year
- earns 7.4 million a week
- means in a year he'll have 2.701 billion a year
- contract runs for 3 years
- so 1,095 x 7.4 million
- equals 8,103 billion by the time contract ends
Seems reasonable
that's not even close to correct math
@@l1ghtning334 who cares
The maths isn’t mathing in this comment
“More shit in my midfield then a field of cow’s that have been fed laxatives” I fully choked on my coffee
Mark for the New Man Utd manager!😎
"Cannot afford release fee" 😭
1:24 come here tony...come to goldbridge 🤣🤣
😂😂😂
love how he rages in lower case
“Bournemouth Till You Die”
Mark: Hurry up and die
😂
Brent, the gift that keeps on giving
3:49 Ref being a man utd fan be like:
Ronaldo: "Why you booked me?"
Referee: "Your my fav player and you missed a shot? Nah get into my book."
Ronaldo: "Bruh"