Hermitcraft 10: Episode 19 Grian is back on Hermitcraft where some strange things are happening. No I do not wish to elaborate further on the cursor. #hermitcraft #minecraft
Grian putting the audience on hold. Me: You know we could just skip ahead and not wait. Grain: Would You though ? Me: Yeah I guess I will wait. Grian: *smirks. That's what I thought
Knowing that Grian has a biology degree makes him explaining the tree segment more interesting and more silly to me. I just think it’s neat, as a biology nerd myself
Grian, get the post office to issue a stamp for the permit office for all complaint mail to be sent to. You shouldn't be receiving work mail at home. Then don't build a mailbox for the permit office.
Pollarding can refer to both the removal of all a trees leafy branches, or all of its branches and limbs entirely, leaving only trunk. In neither circumstance does it form a crotch or cause multi-stemming, that's just natural tree formation. Pollarded trees have chunky trunks and limbs, and wispy thin new growth sprouts, but lack mid level scaffolding branches. Your tree looks absolutely awesome, but as a normal, natural tree, tbh. It's technically okay for certain trees, but it still causes some amount of stress for them. Stress the engineering term, trees obviously don't have an internal experience of distress or discomfort.
I have a pretty good idea who is the PO HQ imposter, and I think Grian does too. Hint: it's why Grian pulled out the hold music, this person HATES it with a burning passion.
Grian for your next life series when you die you lose a heart like the life steal amp but reds get two hearts per kill and you can find hearts in stutters and and when you get 3 kills as a red
16:06 Now I love Grain. But when he explains something such as "Give the leaves space." And he says "Give the leaves a space to breath." Just makes it that bit harder to understand. 16:15 and also negative space what is that PS: I love grian dont take this as a hate comment but I just find it confusing he says this
@@recurvestickerdragon although that might sound good, you actually catch fish/other stuff faster if it's raining, and the rain must be hitting you. Oh dear I just realize that you were talking about the cat... Anyways, I'll still send this, since it took time to type out, and it would be a waste of opportunity too.
“I bet you never thought you’d be put on hold” Yeah I was about to say I never thought I’d be put on hold on my own couch whilst eating a popsicle, but yet, here we are
16:20 -- I heard somewhere that someone's art instructor told them to make sure their trees had space for birds to fly through, because that's how real trees work.
Grian watching sugarcane grow Grian: "I feel like I've been here before." Me remembering season 7 Grian made a "big" sugarcane farm that was activated by 1 sugarcane growing and he had to wait forewer for it to grow to see if it worked.
As a manager of an ancient woodland, I'm very proud to hear Grian talk about coppicing and pollarding. You can also propagate coppice-capable trees by layering them, which allows small branches to form new roots and become its own tree a few years down the line.
@personperson.7744 Layering is a specific way of cutting a branch, where you leave a layer of bark intact. You can then fold that tree down to the ground and peg the end, so it stays in contact with the ground. This is what allows them to regrow and help rejuvenate older trees. In theory, a tree can live indefinitely so long as it is coppiced every so often. Hazel likes being coppiced every 7 years. Willow can be as short at 5 years. You can also coppice oak, but that works on a 60 year cycle.
@@loIa_B is that why the oldest trees are actually sprouts of original trees, or two trees that are “the same tree”, they got so big that their branches reached to the ground?
@personperson.7744 Mm, yeah! Some big trees start sprouting branches that droop to the floor. Trees know how to keep themselves in balance naturally, and especially in Beech trees, this will involve bringing branches down to form more supports and roots, or dropping limbs entirely. After a certain point in a trees life, when they get too big, it's more efficient for them to grow a branch downward and develop more roots than it is to grow more of the canopy. As Grian said, when branches split, they're usually roughly even and make up the thickness of the parent branch. At least that's the general idea in most trees.
The question mark _absolutely must be_ worn for any future "what doin" segments PS the tree is beautiful and lovely, though I've heard top-cutting trees is bad for them (I'm assuming it's an archaic practice)
Not sure about better or worse for them, but most cases I've seen it has been natural (hurricanes do as hurricanes do) so it is a survival mechanism. In other words, I don't know if it makes them better or worse off, but it isn't bad, per se. And it also helps with safety, as shorter trunks are less likely to blow over and take a chunk off your house.
It is used where I am but we don't let the new branches grow big. The new branches are pruned as closed to the trunk again and used to build tools. That means we have very big trunk with something looking like spiky hair on them 😂
@@Akhulnir That's fascinating. I'm guessing you must prefer a certain type of tree for tool handles? In the Northeast US, I think white oak was preferred.
@@eledatowle8767 If my memory serves me well I believe several kind of tree can be used for it. We have several name for them but the one I know is "trogne". Maybe you can find picture of it to see what it looks like. You may even found other uses for them 😊
Its a pretty little tree :D And I appreciate the knowledge share, I didn't know any of that. Also I lost it at "your video is important to us", dying over here. xD
“sick of tree content?” Not to beat around the bush, but stickly speaking this arboreal affair has been a crowning achievement, a top topiary tangent. If one were to branch out into designer dogwoods, I might be sappy. But Il'l leaf it at that many such as myself would happily log in for a trunk or two while you root around in the shade.
Quite the coniferous quips you have there! I suppose I'll stop beating around the bush, and nip this in the bud. after all, it wood be a shame to not partake in a little pun pruning myself! in fact, I believe that these fibrous frivolities are just the tree-t to brighten anyone's day if they're willowing in despair! because it is acorn-ucopia of delight that remains evergreen! But I'll quit my barking, time to make like a tree and- **Leaves**
Imagine the whole HQ thing drives Grian into becoming an overlord of the shopping to where he is the one who must be rebelled against. That would really table the turns.
Hermitcraft education at it finest. Grain teaches you about specialized tree cutting all while there's Mumbo teaching you about money laundering. Lol 😆
More tree facts: some species of trees maintain spaces between both their own branches and those of their neighbors. This is called crown shyness, and is thought to protect the trees from damage when wind hits them together, and reduce spread of disease/insect infestation
I have no idea if this is intentional or not but the fact that Grian put text on the screen while putting the audience on hold is SUCH a clever move. He's essentially trapping the audience with their own curiosity (because it's easy to skip two minutes of a blank screen, but skipping two minutes of text that you'd miss if you skipped is a lot harder). The Permit Office truly IS powerful XD
the 14:30 segment is especially funny when youre currently writing your bachelors thesis about coppicing and you just wanted to take a little break from that to watch some hermitcraft... looks like i cant escape that topic lol. that tree looks amazing btw!
I like how on the same mountain you can go from one side having Joel's advanced cybepunk area to another side where you have Gem's pirate cove and Grian's little fishing hamlet. It's a really nice polar opposite that really makes each unique area stand out.
So we got 2 Cyberpunk cities, a mysterious pyramid maze structure, a pirate village, a fishing village, a town of run down local businesses, and a steampunk train with dubious cargos all in 1 mountain. Neat
didn't fully register that there were 7 people on that same mountain... Joel: cyberpunk japanese city Impulse: cyberpunk city (american style) Gem: Dredge inspired Grian: Fishing village Mumbo: run down businesses Skizz: Pyramid maze Scar: steampunk train
Honestly i was skipping ahead but then i saw the text and started pausing to read them. I was genuinely scared he was going to end the video on hold. Say something like. Office hours are over. Have a lovely day. BEEP.😅🥲
God damn it, I've already been put on hold multiple times on tiktok becasue of that damn music 🤣 though here as there, at least it wasn't the unhinged version. 😅
I’ve been brainwashed by lore at this point, every time a video ends with a black screen I sit until the last second to make sure I don’t miss something important or just a clue to something, I’m always waiting for a post credits scene lol
The entire build up for the enlargement of cursor enchant only to not mention it until the very end when I had forgotten about it so I had to go back and LOOK... well done, best brick joke set up since Impulse's escape room.
2 things I've gotten from this video: 1. Grian and Joel have been having convos by renaming tools 2. Poultry Man needs to meet Fisherman Grian, start the supergrian team
and go to the aid of permit office grian who will soon start fighting against the server to strictly control the shopping district imposing heavy fines like hes a HOA on a power trip i especially hope he fines shops for having chickens on the lawn the minute after poultry man stops throwing eggs
@@andrewwebb917i’m not sure what the full conversation is but grian’s pickaxe at 5:45 says “hi joel. i’m good. want to watch euros at mine?” and by the end of the episode, it says “hope joel says yes” so it looks like they’re naming their tools to communicate. very odd, those two
Grian, just a little wee bit of a tip: Mud allows for hoppers to collect 100% of the output of the sugarcane farms., since sugarcane can be planted on top of mud. That allows you to compact the design even more.
The white text on a black background saying "Hang in there" came across quite menacingly, so if you'll excuse me, I'll be off hanging in there, in fear of the alternative.
I am absolutely not tired of tree content. Building custom trees (and other organic things) is the area of my building where I am weakest, so learning more about the thought process is gamechanging.
This episode Grian:
- Went back to fishing
- Taught us about pruning trees
- Put the audience on hold
Brilliant
I waited the entire time too😂
@@charityehlers It's a great formula for a great video
Grian is a true genius
I actually have heard the word before
It would've been hilarious if he just ended the video after the hold. Just like in real life. Wait for an hour and get disconnected.
I like your 'silly little' tree
"0 replys let me fix that"🤓
"Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS"🤓🤓🤓
Edit:"100 likes wha-🤓🤓🤓🤓"
Hi pearl!
Trees my belothed
@@FURINAAAAAAAAAAAAA3 replies? Let me fix that. 🤓🤓
Pearlooooo
Grian putting the audience on hold.
Me: You know we could just skip ahead and not wait.
Grain: Would You though ?
Me: Yeah I guess I will wait.
Grian: *smirks. That's what I thought
We would not
Who's Grain????
Ew
“imma go for a second mending book” - famous last words from grian
The real flex was when Grian somehow managed to make me sit through the end instead of skipping ahead.
Grian about to become the green goblin with the "You know how much i've sacrificed!?" (about 5 solid minutes)
By the end of this season... It'll be incredible if both, poultryman & the fisherman have a meeting
And then they make out
@@matilda4204ummmm NO
@@smile2k2 coward
@@matilda4204Now that’s some hermitcraft shipping I can support
Thus, Namor was born.
I can't stop imagining the visual representation of the watchers being put on hold and I find it so hilarious
HELP I JUST CHOKED ON MY SPIT
Knowing that Grian has a biology degree makes him explaining the tree segment more interesting and more silly to me. I just think it’s neat, as a biology nerd myself
Grian, get the post office to issue a stamp for the permit office for all complaint mail to be sent to. You shouldn't be receiving work mail at home. Then don't build a mailbox for the permit office.
grian: please hold.. me: Grian don't you do it.... *screen turns black and then i get an ad*
The most scary thing to a wild Grian is a sugarcane farm
Whether it was intentional or not, an ad playing immediantly after he says please hold made my day
First minute reminds me of the Batman speech you did for Poultry Man lol
I REALLY thought for a moment that the hold would last until the end of the video just to leave us on cliffhanger 😂😂
I've been rewatching season 7, good to see the sequel to Grian vs sugarcane!
Pollarding can refer to both the removal of all a trees leafy branches, or all of its branches and limbs entirely, leaving only trunk. In neither circumstance does it form a crotch or cause multi-stemming, that's just natural tree formation. Pollarded trees have chunky trunks and limbs, and wispy thin new growth sprouts, but lack mid level scaffolding branches. Your tree looks absolutely awesome, but as a normal, natural tree, tbh.
It's technically okay for certain trees, but it still causes some amount of stress for them. Stress the engineering term, trees obviously don't have an internal experience of distress or discomfort.
FISHERMAN GRIAN IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW I really like that you had a large cursor.
Did he just keep me on hold??😂😂
I love this series and your silly little trees
I have a pretty good idea who is the PO HQ imposter, and I think Grian does too.
Hint: it's why Grian pulled out the hold music, this person HATES it with a burning passion.
Grian for your next life series when you die you lose a heart like the life steal amp but reds get two hearts per kill and you can find hearts in stutters and and when you get 3 kills as a red
16:06 Now I love Grain. But when he explains something such as "Give the leaves space." And he says "Give the leaves a space to breath." Just makes it that bit harder to understand.
16:15 and also negative space what is that
PS: I love grian dont take this as a hate comment but I just find it confusing he says this
the cursor must have eaten some of the mushrooms.
Next episode title: istarted a war over permits!
THE TREE PUNS ARE KILLING ME
He put us on hold
Really grain
Grian complaining about prices is really funny because he effectively gave every shop a monopoly with the permits.
switched to pearls video while on hold lol
"What are you doing on TH-cam???"
"I'm on hold with the Perrmit Office."
"Why?"
"... I don't know."
“Because I’ve lost all control of my life” Stu pickles.
while we will answer your question just wait while I put you on hold!
@@TheSquishySnail Your message is important to us. The Permit Office employee will be with you shortly. Please hold.
Because you're still waiting for the release of the out-of-tune-with-whisteling-version of the hold music?
I nearly cried at this. Had me snifflin and reaching for tissues
"Sorry mother I won't be able to make it to dinner tonight, I was watching a TH-cam video and got put on hold by the Permit Office..."
"Mother! It looks like i won't be able to make it to tomorrows breakfast, either."
@@BooTheEater Hey, mom. I, uh, had to take the last few days off work. I-I'm still waiting for the Permit Office to open. This'll take a while. . .
Mother I don't think i'll make it to anything I'm STILL PUT ON HOLD AT THE PERMIT OFFICE
@@Pinkdolphin0421 AAAAAGGHHH!!!!!!!
. .Anyways. .
"Sorry death we have to delay my passing I'm still put on hold by the permit office"
I love the visual of someone from Permit Office HQ trying to fire Grian but they keep getting put on hold and told to fill out forms
😂😂😂😂
💀💀💀💀
I guess it’s time for a war. Grian vs. Permit Office HQ. Except this time it’s a war of the minds.
I'm dying laughing now
@@WangXianLanGirl WARIORR OF THE MINDDDDDDD I'm so sorry it was a reflex
“Are you sick of tree content?”
No, it’s growing on me
Lol
Nice one
This made me LOL
or at least snicker, but still.
Well i think personally that hes barking up the wrong tree, i do!
ohhh, GOOD ONE xD
At 24:26 I was genuinely convinced the last two minutes was just gonna be hold music
Same
Me too-
Im reading the comments while I'm on hold
i literally had to check to make sure there was something at the end 😂
@@_Pixelatedsame, I was looking for this comment right here
You're right Grian, I didn't think I'd ever be put on hold in a youtube video. It was lovely though. I danced and ate pizza.
I found a second one!
(To dance while on hold.)
🥳🕺
This is worse than a Rick roll, he genuinely put 1 million people on hold.
bro what?
I was just jamming to the sick beats
@@ZXNM566 my eyes linger but ive passed
@@CesaMephibosheth jamming
1.2 million...
9:11 "whAT KIND OF COST OF LIVING CRISIS INFLATION IS THIS??" has got to be a horn LOL
YES it's perfect!
It needs to if it doesnt I will be so mad
please! Someone get this to Cub!
I think there is a reddit for submitting clips
Did you put the timing on purpose
Imagine putting over a million people on hold. The audacity of the Permit Office. I want to speak to your manager.
Please hold.
@@Mar10K0ng It's been a day ;-; How much longer? 😢:'(
@@usmanhaider8490 Sorry, I'll have to send your call to the Human Resources department. Please hold.
@@usmanhaider8490 the permit office is on hold for as long as it wants to be
@@Mar10K0ng ITS BEEN EIGHT DAYS
“Quiet You” instead of “Silence Me” sounds like the localization for a Stand name because it violated copyright.
Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price energy
@@erher1433 Dimes 4 Crimes
Thankful death instead of Grateful Dead
Flippin Flaccide Pancake over here
Slimy fidgets [(zipper man)sticky fingers]
I'm just glad he didn't use the "Please Hold (out of key version)"
I forgot that even existed. What if he does it again but with that version?
@@roryandbro1561stop giving him ideas!
shhhh, don't tempt him
@@jennynevers4811If they don’t I will.
Same here :\
Grian's side tangents about biology, geometry, architecture, etc. always make me happy.
Same! I love learning new things outside of school, because then i actually get interested in the topic
Grian should get a cat to sit on the dock and accompany him while he fishes.
under a drip leaf in a planter, so she's safe from the rain 🥰
Adopt a cat and name it Suicune.
@@recurvestickerdragon although that might sound good, you actually catch fish/other stuff faster if it's raining, and the rain must be hitting you.
Oh dear I just realize that you were talking about the cat... Anyways, I'll still send this, since it took time to type out, and it would be a waste of opportunity too.
@@Mr.ChaosPollensAllAroundthis is a based commenter 🗿
@@Mr.ChaosPollensAllAround I appreciate you still commenting because I did not know this
Grian is the only one capable of having thousands of people willingly listen to hold music, and I thank him for not putting on the worse version of it
What do you mean, it would be fun for that to happen
i was genuinely hoping for that version to come on
I was kinda expecting that version tbh just for the extra torture 😂 maybe ive been too much of Joel's vids tho
I can’t believe he brainwashed me into listening to that for like 3 whole minutes
I was just vibing
“I bet you never thought you’d be put on hold”
Yeah I was about to say I never thought I’d be put on hold on my own couch whilst eating a popsicle, but yet, here we are
When it said please hold I got a add right after lol
@@alexibear2599omg same here 😂
@@alexibear2599 same
I didn't get a ad though
I was sitting on my couch eating carrots.
16:20 -- I heard somewhere that someone's art instructor told them to make sure their trees had space for birds to fly through, because that's how real trees work.
hahahah
pretty sure that was a Mumbo video
@@starboygamer8231it was
That was a painting instructor though
@@iseeyou1067 Ah, yes. Thank you! I couldn't quite remember.
it takes a bold man to put an entire episode on hold while he checks that he isn't crazy
(edit: 1k likes, what on earth?!)
I’m still shocked/confused that he would put all of us on hold… I was dying laughing the whole time time tho so it’s cool
@@Vee-the-eevee same I was too xD
@@Vee-the-eevee I was just vibong to the lobby music, vibing my Grains out :)
Such commitment to the joke
Could be worse... He could have used the cursed hold track.😂
Grian watching sugarcane grow
Grian: "I feel like I've been here before."
Me remembering season 7 Grian made a "big" sugarcane farm that was activated by 1 sugarcane growing and he had to wait forewer for it to grow to see if it worked.
"I feel like I've been here before."
Yeah you certainly have, Grian. Remember? Season 7? THAT ONE SUGAR CANE??
FR
THE O N E SUGAR CANE
No 😭 I forgot about that ahhhhhhhh
@@Shortnamesareoverrated same 😭
Also remembered
I love how "neck kisses" has become an appropriate send off XD
Yeah, what was once a misuse of words is now that😂
Joel did not mean to say that XD
Joel forgetting that one wasn't for Etho
Omg i was waiting for someone to point it out 😭😂
Skizz shouting "Dangit!" needs to be a goat horn!
S9 referance?
As a manager of an ancient woodland, I'm very proud to hear Grian talk about coppicing and pollarding. You can also propagate coppice-capable trees by layering them, which allows small branches to form new roots and become its own tree a few years down the line.
What do you mean by layering them? That sounds really interesting and I’d love to learn more
@personperson.7744 Layering is a specific way of cutting a branch, where you leave a layer of bark intact. You can then fold that tree down to the ground and peg the end, so it stays in contact with the ground.
This is what allows them to regrow and help rejuvenate older trees. In theory, a tree can live indefinitely so long as it is coppiced every so often.
Hazel likes being coppiced every 7 years. Willow can be as short at 5 years. You can also coppice oak, but that works on a 60 year cycle.
@@loIa_B is that why the oldest trees are actually sprouts of original trees, or two trees that are “the same tree”, they got so big that their branches reached to the ground?
@personperson.7744 Mm, yeah! Some big trees start sprouting branches that droop to the floor. Trees know how to keep themselves in balance naturally, and especially in Beech trees, this will involve bringing branches down to form more supports and roots, or dropping limbs entirely.
After a certain point in a trees life, when they get too big, it's more efficient for them to grow a branch downward and develop more roots than it is to grow more of the canopy.
As Grian said, when branches split, they're usually roughly even and make up the thickness of the parent branch. At least that's the general idea in most trees.
This is how I clone my * ahem * “medicinal trees”
What season 10 promised: Closer bases, more interactions
What we got: Hermits step up their tree game 1000%
Oh no Grians addicted to fishing again
Don’t translate...😠
එය පරිවර්තනය කළ ඔබට ශාප වේවි. සතියක් ඇතුළත මරණය පැමිණේ. ශාපය ඉවත් කරන්නේ කෙසේද. මගේ නාලිකාව. දැන්ම ලියාපදිංචි වන්න.
らなあな
He never stopped…
oh god
Not a bad thing tbh
😭
the smallishbeansification of Grian is exactly what I needed. the intros, the hidden tool names, its all perfect.
The question mark _absolutely must be_ worn
for any future "what doin" segments
PS the tree is beautiful and lovely, though I've heard top-cutting trees is bad for them (I'm assuming it's an archaic practice)
Depends on the tree! Some species can even only be cut during specific times of years/after a bloom like hydrangeas!
Not sure about better or worse for them, but most cases I've seen it has been natural (hurricanes do as hurricanes do) so it is a survival mechanism. In other words, I don't know if it makes them better or worse off, but it isn't bad, per se.
And it also helps with safety, as shorter trunks are less likely to blow over and take a chunk off your house.
It is used where I am but we don't let the new branches grow big. The new branches are pruned as closed to the trunk again and used to build tools.
That means we have very big trunk with something looking like spiky hair on them 😂
@@Akhulnir That's fascinating. I'm guessing you must prefer a certain type of tree for tool handles? In the Northeast US, I think white oak was preferred.
@@eledatowle8767 If my memory serves me well I believe several kind of tree can be used for it.
We have several name for them but the one I know is "trogne". Maybe you can find picture of it to see what it looks like. You may even found other uses for them 😊
"Are you sick of tree content?”
No, I'll stick around for more
Worthy of the first secret life episode
Yeah, I don’t feel like leafing, this is pretty cool.
ahahah I see what you did there
Wood you believe it! I’m not the only one who roots for tree content!
ALL YOU GUYS' TREE PUNS,😭
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that Fisher Grian was accepted into the Grian Counsel.
ooo you think so?? :D
Look again at the Grian Council from the previous episode, far right.
For anyone else who asks, the intro music is Only human by Phillip Ayers
You legend.
I was going mad looking for this thankyou
Danke
0:26 Grian definitely spent hours trying to get that shot with the lightning 😂
Practically speaking wouldn’t you just need a channeling trident and a thunderstorm?
Either that, or he just rang up Xisuma for a touch of stage magic.
He couldve literally just copied the world and used commands
He's gotta be making a reference the the dark knight returns comic cover with the lightning
Nah, world download with commands, he's not that dumb XD
Gotta appreciate the silly lore for this season
It's erol
我快要达到 5 万订阅者的目标了。
Yessir
@@SuperlexPlaysThat would be cool if you weren’t typing in Grian’s comment section for no reason.
Gotta love the random snail shenanigans
Its a pretty little tree :D And I appreciate the knowledge share, I didn't know any of that.
Also I lost it at "your video is important to us", dying over here. xD
AIEAIAO
@@hanspetrov4343according to TH-cam, this translates to: “Credit”
@@hanspetrov4343why does this translate to « credit »
how to become memeber in want to pay this man $$$
@@OutrageousIsEpiclook it up
Grian, please, don't stop with the tree facts. It legit makes me so happy. I love learning about plants :)
hermitcraft 6: civil war
hermitcraft 7: turf war
season 8: war of BOATEM and the ads
s9: live,laugh,love
s10: *fish and permits*
Season 6: *WATER*
Season 6: Sahara@@CharaMcUnderswap
@@CharaMcUnderswap season 6: CIVIL WAR
s10: Fishcraft
Season 10: *Fishy business*
“sick of tree content?”
Not to beat around the bush, but stickly speaking this arboreal affair has been a crowning achievement, a top topiary tangent.
If one were to branch out into designer dogwoods, I might be sappy. But Il'l leaf it at that many such as myself would happily log in for a trunk or two while you root around in the shade.
Ur comment was quite rooted in silly tree puns. Probably needs pruning.
{Edit: hope u have a really leafy day}
@@ChaoticFrostie your a freak
Quite the coniferous quips you have there! I suppose I'll stop beating around the bush, and nip this in the bud. after all, it wood be a shame to not partake in a little pun pruning myself! in fact, I believe that these fibrous frivolities are just the tree-t to brighten anyone's day if they're willowing in despair! because it is acorn-ucopia of delight that remains evergreen!
But I'll quit my barking, time to make like a tree and-
**Leaves**
25:03
"You can't do this to me!"
"I started this company!"
_"DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED!?"_
At least 5 minutes!
Grian goblin
Underrated comment
@@dukeslytalker1192 new movie confirmed???
So you refered to Spider-man and I refered to Revenge of the Sith with "I am the Permit Office" (instead of "I am the Senate")
PLEASE PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THIS SONG IS CALLED. I'VE BEEN BROWSING FOR SO LONG LOOKING FOR THE WHOLE SONG 😭😭😭 (sleep deprived) 0:01
Only Human by Philip Ayers
Ty, I will live another day
🫡🫡🫡
Imagine the whole HQ thing drives Grian into becoming an overlord of the shopping to where he is the one who must be rebelled against.
That would really table the turns.
Grian starts a war (yet again)
@@Zaire82 With a Twist!
I want that to happen
Hopefully this happens
Grian starts a war Season 4: episode 1: unknown higher ups
Hermitcraft education at it finest. Grain teaches you about specialized tree cutting all while there's Mumbo teaching you about money laundering. Lol 😆
underrated comment
Grian Apparently has a background in Biology. And Season 8 CEO Mumbo has a background of Finance Crime, so I guess that all checks out.
Leaving this here to remind me that I can in fact, pay attention to a black screen for several minutes and solely vibe
[as]
I had to see if it lasted the entire video. I missed the 5 min part.
My boss: Why are you late for work?!
Me: *sniffling* the Permit Office put me on hold...
That was the funniest thing ever 😂😂
The fact that "Permit office HQ" mentions doing things quickly 3 times is big give away to them being imposters.
FISHER GRIAN IS BACK, RUN FOR YOUR FISHY LIVES!
NOO DONT ENCOURAGE HIMM
I welcome our fishing overlord. I'm a mending book. He will either never find me or make a shrine to me. I'm not worried
Uh oh! this is fishy
Don't you mean swim?
For a second I thought this comment had 16 trillion likes (it had 166)
The pure cinematography just to make an in-universe excuse for a weird glitch, love it
20:30 ”i feel like ive been here before” yes grian in season 7 we all went thru this before
More tree facts: some species of trees maintain spaces between both their own branches and those of their neighbors. This is called crown shyness, and is thought to protect the trees from damage when wind hits them together, and reduce spread of disease/insect infestation
trees are really interesting
I have no idea if this is intentional or not but the fact that Grian put text on the screen while putting the audience on hold is SUCH a clever move. He's essentially trapping the audience with their own curiosity (because it's easy to skip two minutes of a blank screen, but skipping two minutes of text that you'd miss if you skipped is a lot harder). The Permit Office truly IS powerful XD
that music is too good to just skip it
Idk I found it kinda grounding lmao. Like it reminded me that I exist for a moment it was weird
Can confirm, rewound the video to read all the little text.
ngl i was vibin too much to the song to realize it was only 2 mins like wut?!
I thought that was the outro bro, I was not paying attention 😭
Joel: starts making funny cinematic intros
Grian: “Hold my beer”
No Grian's been doing this since season 6
I think you mean “Hold my Rodney”
Hold my Mending Book
@@EmotionalButton grian actually lsot rodney tho
Hold my vodka
20:29 "I feel like I've been here before"
Hermitcraft S7 episode 46 - 2:17
Also a good horn
Lmao, you found the exact moment 😂
Can't not like this comment, that is dedication 😂
I was thinking the exact same thing😂😂😂😂
bro 💀 tbh that's kinda impressive
it's him...
the myth...
the legend...
poultry ma-
wait...
no...
it's...
fisherman grian!!!
Underrated comment
YES. I was waiting for this comment (also thought the video would be about poultry ma-). Here is my official Cod of Approval.
THE FISHERMAN FELLA
I didnt know I needed a reminder of poultry man
Better hope he finds that mending book or chaos ensues.
the 14:30 segment is especially funny when youre currently writing your bachelors thesis about coppicing and you just wanted to take a little break from that to watch some hermitcraft... looks like i cant escape that topic lol. that tree looks amazing btw!
Did... He get it all right?
@@onetruetreetree yeah pretty much!
2:44 And if you listen very closely, you can hear Empires s1 Jimmy *_SCREAMING_* from the other side of the space time continuum.
I like how on the same mountain you can go from one side having Joel's advanced cybepunk area to another side where you have Gem's pirate cove and Grian's little fishing hamlet. It's a really nice polar opposite that really makes each unique area stand out.
You forgot about Scar’s train/zoo and the cyberpunk city at the base is Impulse’s.
So we got 2 Cyberpunk cities, a mysterious pyramid maze structure, a pirate village, a fishing village, a town of run down local businesses, and a steampunk train with dubious cargos all in 1 mountain. Neat
didn't fully register that there were 7 people on that same mountain...
Joel: cyberpunk japanese city
Impulse: cyberpunk city (american style)
Gem: Dredge inspired
Grian: Fishing village
Mumbo: run down businesses
Skizz: Pyramid maze
Scar: steampunk train
Grian’s base is just, chaos without a back.
That question mark is perfect for the "What Doin'?" game
Foolish Grian. You must have forgotten what my kind is capable of. For we cannot be put on hold; we, who control the fast forward button.
Ah yes but then you miss the text! And the amazing hold music
Honestly i was skipping ahead but then i saw the text and started pausing to read them. I was genuinely scared he was going to end the video on hold. Say something like. Office hours are over. Have a lovely day. BEEP.😅🥲
i stayed the entire time. made up a little dance
Bro im so dumb I completely forgot that i could skip it
God damn it, I've already been put on hold multiple times on tiktok becasue of that damn music 🤣 though here as there, at least it wasn't the unhinged version. 😅
I’ve been brainwashed by lore at this point, every time a video ends with a black screen I sit until the last second to make sure I don’t miss something important or just a clue to something, I’m always waiting for a post credits scene lol
The entire build up for the enlargement of cursor enchant only to not mention it until the very end when I had forgotten about it so I had to go back and LOOK... well done, best brick joke set up since Impulse's escape room.
Definitely an F-tier enchantment, though.
So do you know what this all was about? :o
huh, you forgot about it?
"The permit office shall decide your fate."
"I am the permit office!"
exactly what I was thinking of
I love democracy.
Not yet.
@@EGJMoorington It's treason, then.
Underrated comment.
2 things I've gotten from this video:
1. Grian and Joel have been having convos by renaming tools
2. Poultry Man needs to meet Fisherman Grian, start the supergrian team
and go to the aid of permit office grian who will soon start fighting against the server to strictly control the shopping district imposing heavy fines like hes a HOA on a power trip i especially hope he fines shops for having chickens on the lawn the minute after poultry man stops throwing eggs
Well we got the council of Grians in a recent episode, let's see where it goes
What's the conversation?
@@andrewwebb917i’m not sure what the full conversation is but grian’s pickaxe at 5:45 says “hi joel. i’m good. want to watch euros at mine?” and by the end of the episode, it says “hope joel says yes” so it looks like they’re naming their tools to communicate. very odd, those two
disgusting pfp
Also also, with regards to the permit office "HQ" ......doesnt sound like they have a permit for that
Grian, just a little wee bit of a tip:
Mud allows for hoppers to collect 100% of the output of the sugarcane farms., since sugarcane can be planted on top of mud. That allows you to compact the design even more.
Not to mention observing the base of the sugar cane instead of the top.
@@RyanEglitis how, the piston would put it in a loop
@@KingJAB_ the bottom sugarcane gets a block update whenever any part of it tries to grow higher. The piston is at the second level, not the bottom
Very expensive
@@RyanEglitis huh interesting
The question mark will be perfect for the next iteration of “What doing?”
the sound of grian talking as the water flows in the sugar cane farm. that's so interesting
20:27 Yes you have. In season 7 episode 46 "GRIAN VS 1 SUGARCANE" it currently has about 4,4 millon views.
I remember that lol
Me to!
GRAIN VS 1 SUGARCANE 2!
@@vanessagrosser6002fr this is the Sequel
It was a tough battle and they both lost
If anyone's wondering what the song in the opening is, it's called Only Human by Philip Ayers (and it's on Spotify!)
Thanks!
I will definitely find that, thank you :)
I was very confused because "Only Human" is a song from the Death Note Musical that never happened.
PHILLIP!
Thank you so much 😊 I liked the song
being a true fans mean you will NOT skip and stay on hold
TRUE
It’s a great song! If you skip you hate music!
Me that puts myself on hold to focus: 🥳
I’m here. Stuck in the void day number 378, still waiting for the light at the end of the tunnel
@@CrystaIDrag0n jokes on you, there was no tunnel, only disappointment
The white text on a black background saying "Hang in there" came across quite menacingly, so if you'll excuse me, I'll be off hanging in there, in fear of the alternative.
“HELLO THERE AND WELCOME BACK TO A DAY OF FISHING FIR MENDING! TODAY IS DAY 1264-“
Isn’t that 4 years or so???
I love the way how he watched sugarcane grow and put the “gotta work”theme in the please hold theme from season 7
I am absolutely not tired of tree content. Building custom trees (and other organic things) is the area of my building where I am weakest, so learning more about the thought process is gamechanging.
24:50 I desperately want to see the retention curve for this part of the video