How parents portray all kidnappings

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  • @sleepy_koko
    @sleepy_koko ปีที่แล้ว +6391

    Gotta appreciate the kid continuing to let them try

    • @VoidZeroNothing
      @VoidZeroNothing ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wish the kids I kidnap were that nice...

    • @josiahgames2134
      @josiahgames2134 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      respect

    • @DragonstoneWolfe
      @DragonstoneWolfe ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Kid just followed cause the man had his homework. 😂

    • @San-lh8us
      @San-lh8us ปีที่แล้ว +38

      try what? they just wanted to give him a ride home

    • @_cablewastaken
      @_cablewastaken ปีที่แล้ว +5

      sameee@@VoidZeroNothing

  • @morielrorschach8090
    @morielrorschach8090 ปีที่แล้ว +3549

    See, all you have to do is say "no." Kidnappers are not legally allowed to harm you in any way if you just decline their offer.

    • @voidfroze
      @voidfroze ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Best comment 😭

    • @deadlypandaghost
      @deadlypandaghost ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Alright kids. Here's what you need to know about kidnapping. Puts on Sabaton "Resist and bite"

    • @caringegg759
      @caringegg759 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      yeah but they're also not legally allowed to kidnap you so why would that stop them
      edit: some people do not know how to use a woosh but ok

    • @jessg3416
      @jessg3416 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your runining the joke@@caringegg759

    • @CathoDice
      @CathoDice ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@caringegg759 r/wooooosh

  • @eternalcanadiandevyt
    @eternalcanadiandevyt ปีที่แล้ว +3509

    Those kidnappers were actually pretty polite.

    • @brodiebuckingham2846
      @brodiebuckingham2846 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      They're Canadian kidnappers

    • @maxwellquipey1
      @maxwellquipey1 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@brodiebuckingham2846 was just about to comment this 💀💀💀

    • @Alec0124
      @Alec0124 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brodiebuckingham2846 Minnesota nice

    • @segnos
      @segnos ปีที่แล้ว +19

      yea i wish my kidnappers would have been like them

    • @it2spooky4me79
      @it2spooky4me79 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@segnoshey at least you get shelter, hopefully free food too.

  • @ne2ko714
    @ne2ko714 ปีที่แล้ว +2384

    And the lesson is teachers shouldn't give homework anymore, it makes kids susceptible to kidnapping

    • @pricklypear7516
      @pricklypear7516 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pfft, you rube. Don't you know that teachers are IN on it for a cut of the ransom?

    • @You_Ate_My_Soap
      @You_Ate_My_Soap ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Just go to Finland than, depression rates drops to 0.1%
      (That 0.1% goes to taxes)

    • @OZMus
      @OZMus ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There's an island in Canada that barely provides schooling let alone homework apparently

    • @alimbis
      @alimbis 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ⁠@@OZMusim sure there's many islands in canada without a single school

    • @thesockstealingdemon
      @thesockstealingdemon 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@You_Ate_My_Soapfinland is like 12th place with highest suicide rating

  • @Wawagirl17
    @Wawagirl17 ปีที่แล้ว +4208

    Yeah, I also remember my mom always teaching me as a child that kidnappers would be absolutely ZERO help with my math homework.

    • @darkreunion1267
      @darkreunion1267 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      😂

    • @TopLaHats
      @TopLaHats ปีที่แล้ว +139

      What?!?! How am I supposed to pass pre-calc if my Mom's friends just shove me in a room with my hands all tied up. Man, people these days, rude

    • @coisasaqui
      @coisasaqui ปีที่แล้ว +9

      is that fr? lmfao

    • @coisasaqui
      @coisasaqui ปีที่แล้ว +9

      what was the context?

    • @iamcurious9541
      @iamcurious9541 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@coisasaqui Zach Star makes math content

  • @kami8548
    @kami8548 ปีที่แล้ว +4204

    I love how the sequels come before the prequels, it's so entertaining

    • @maverickmissile801
      @maverickmissile801 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ikr

    • @colincheshire6366
      @colincheshire6366 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      That’s kinda how prequels work

    • @crabbyboi9127
      @crabbyboi9127 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      you should watch star wars then lol

    • @starkillersneed
      @starkillersneed ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@crabbyboi9127 It's like poetry, it rhymes

    • @thesong7877
      @thesong7877 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Which means they're not sequels.
      The first thing just exists, it's not a sequel or a prequel.
      Then the follow up is one or the other, depending.

  • @shizuki3354
    @shizuki3354 ปีที่แล้ว +2240

    At this point I think Zach just accidentally uploads his videos in the wrong order and we all think that he's doing it on purpose and giving him credit for it.

    • @Dkgow
      @Dkgow ปีที่แล้ว +55

      No telling with Zach anymore

    • @mukkah
      @mukkah ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Such a genius, inspiring really! To put the videos, in the wrong order, then have us viewership plebs praise him for the baller move... and it was aalllll on accident....
      Love it! ^^

    • @thehalfmoonmirrorsvenus1234
      @thehalfmoonmirrorsvenus1234 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean... It's not entirely implausible. I do that a lot with my dyslexia (people assume I'm being witty, and I just let them).

  • @airplanes_aren.t_real
    @airplanes_aren.t_real ปีที่แล้ว +903

    I wish I had a supportive hype man like that kidnapper

  • @theoverseer1775
    @theoverseer1775 ปีที่แล้ว +1002

    *_Pulls gun on kid_*
    What's a gun?
    *_Explains gun to a kid_*
    What's a death?
    *_Explains life and death to kid_*
    *_Gives himself existential crisis_*
    *_Gives up cus nothing matters and we'll die anyway_*

    • @JabamiLain
      @JabamiLain ปีที่แล้ว +43

      No, no, better yet. He puts the gun on his mouth and shoots.

    • @antonionnam6594
      @antonionnam6594 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Geez bruh

    • @Alec0124
      @Alec0124 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Explaining life and death equals existential crisis? I'd tell this guy "if you stand for nothing you'll fall for anything... so choose something already"

    • @Solutra
      @Solutra ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JabamiLain on his mouth, not in.

    • @NotAraliaceae
      @NotAraliaceae ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Alec0124your comment just reminded me of the quote from Hamilton ”If you stand for nothing Burr what will you fall for?”

  • @BeautyXTwisted
    @BeautyXTwisted ปีที่แล้ว +621

    A stranger actually tried to pick me up from my elementary school saying he was a friend of my parents and he was there to pick me up for them. I had such a bad feeling I politely declined and went inside and told the staff. They immediately notified my family and who said they never sent that guy to pick me up. The staff kept me in the office and walked me out when my actual ride came. The stranger was long gone. :x
    I was never warned about these things but I felt something was very off. I’m glad I didn’t get into the car with that man.

    • @wafflfries4163
      @wafflfries4163 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      You were never warned?! I thought all parents drilled this stuff into kids. They’re lucky you’re smart 👍

    • @plantinapot9169
      @plantinapot9169 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Will add for anyone who looks in the replies- stranger kidnapping is a lot rarer than it being someone you know

    • @plantinapot9169
      @plantinapot9169 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well- except maybe Mexico, heard kidnap ransom is a more common crime there

    • @isitsweet9567
      @isitsweet9567 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      When I was fourteen and waiting for a traffic light while on my daily walk, a stranger got off of a bus, called out to me and approached while casually tucking a large roll of money into his pocket. He proceeded to try to get me to take his hand, and when I stepped back in fear (he was smiling sweetly but I could see something else in his eyes) he got in my face and tried to corner me against a signpost. Luckily the light changed at that moment so I went around him and crossed the street at a brisk walk. He didn't follow me, although he called out more sharply and then I heard him muttering something, probably a curse, to himself. As soon as I was out of his line of sight, I ran. I have an ingrained distrust in humanity and I had that bad feeling that you describe. But we're taught to default to trust, and I've met many a normal adult who isn't even aware that we have one of the highest crime rates in the US, and I can imagine that a young child, or someone with low situational awareness due to autism or something like that, might not have had that feeling.

    • @mikelopez6928
      @mikelopez6928 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@wafflfries4163 alot of parents think one talk when little is enough . a lot are actually incompetent when it comes to understanding children, even with experience.

  • @scientic
    @scientic ปีที่แล้ว +922

    Impressive that the fraction question was 1/3 + 2/7, and the kidnappers added across but the kid solved it properly. Nice detail!

    • @jatloe
      @jatloe ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I was about to comment this lol

    • @fredfredburger5150
      @fredfredburger5150 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I learned how to do that in school but I've forgotten since 😢

    • @a_d3mon
      @a_d3mon ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @fredfredburger5150 you have to find a common denominator when adding/subtracting fractions (in this case, it would be 21) and then multiply the numerator by what you needed (so 1/3 becomes 7/21 and 2/7 becomes 6/21)
      When multiplying you multiply straight across (2×1 and 7×3) and dividing you have to cross multiply first (2x3 and 7x1) THEN divide to get 6/7

    • @tymondabrowski12
      @tymondabrowski12 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@fredfredburger5150Just take it on logic. You have two cakes, cut one in 7 pieces and the other in 3. Take some pieces and try to figure out what proportion of a whole cake you've got. It would obviously be easy if they were both cut into same amount of pieces: 7 and 7, then one pieces and two pieces give three pieces, out of 7. But they're not. But you're the one with a knife. If you cut every piece of the first cake into three pieces and then every piece of the second cake into seven pieces, suddenly you have two cakes cut into the same amount of pieces (3*7 or 7*3, which is 21). Now you only need to think how many pieces you take. In the first case, 1/7, you were meant to take one big piece, and since you cut them into threes, now of course you take three small pieces. Meaning you take 3/21. The same with the other cake, representing 2/3. You were meant to take two big pieces, but you cut each of them into 7 pieces, so you need to take 14 pieces to get the same amount of cake. So you get 17/21. (I just realised I counted 1/7 + 2/3 instead of 2/7 + 1/3. I would change it but I might mess it up and you'd get confused. The same logic applies in both cases. You can try 2/7 + 1/3 now and see if you get 13/21.).

    • @9nikola
      @9nikola ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@tymondabrowski12 Alternatively, since they hold the knife, they can just threaten you to do the maths for them.

  • @WWZenaDo
    @WWZenaDo ปีที่แล้ว +185

    You absolutely nailed the kid facial expression of "You've got to be kidding me. Do these freaking idiot adults think I'm going anywhere with them?"

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen ปีที่แล้ว +419

    He's uploading in reverse chronological order so we have to watch the older videos again to get the full experience. He's a genius.

    • @McTuber42
      @McTuber42 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      double your views with this one simple trick

    • @Name-ru1kt
      @Name-ru1kt ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or… he simply fucked up the release times on them. You know thats another option

    • @daviddow3705
      @daviddow3705 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Name-ru1kt No.

    • @privatefellow6589
      @privatefellow6589 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@daviddow3705yes

  • @okitasoujialter
    @okitasoujialter ปีที่แล้ว +415

    The most unrealistic part of the skit was how cheap that McDonald's was

    • @glory8065
      @glory8065 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      haha

    • @rachelmcdonough1506
      @rachelmcdonough1506 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It’s a period piece!

    • @Frostfern94
      @Frostfern94 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was thinking that. Like damn that’s a great deal

    • @Lucas-vv1jz
      @Lucas-vv1jz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Naw it was those fancy headphones instead of the shitty headsets they give us

  • @Modie
    @Modie ปีที่แล้ว +258

    The rare but always impressive "It was all a prequel" twist.

  • @Hugonche29
    @Hugonche29 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I actually laughed at the "listen very carefully" followed by a mcDonald's order.
    Great running gag.

  • @whatismylife6046
    @whatismylife6046 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    The lore goes deep in the Zach Star multiverse

    • @Berserker3624
      @Berserker3624 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is completely random but after seeing this comment all I think about is the lore lodgers making a video on these kidnappers

  • @프레디khjfreddy
    @프레디khjfreddy ปีที่แล้ว +81

    “Listen very carefully” is quickly becoming my favorite catch phrase

  • @wrathofainz
    @wrathofainz ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The sudden switch to a ransom phone call vibe in the McDonald's drive thru killed me 💀
    And the kidnappers hyping each other up 😂

  • @TheLobsterCopter5000
    @TheLobsterCopter5000 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    It's subtle, but the way Zach responds actually kinda sounds like how a child talks.

  • @briankelly1240
    @briankelly1240 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The fraction bit us so true 'sounds right, but feels wrong'

  • @Michael-vf2mw
    @Michael-vf2mw ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Zach really does have a unique obsession with kidnapping, doesn't he?

  • @colincheshire6366
    @colincheshire6366 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I love how the kid is the same height in the frame, but they still crouch down

  • @pinkpink8896
    @pinkpink8896 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    My education as a child was basically this : if a stranger ever tries to talk to you, it means the stranger is a kidnapper

  • @Ricocossa1
    @Ricocossa1 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I love how you can reverse-engineer the fraction problem at 3:05. My guess is it was to add 2/7 + 1/3. The answer is 13/21, but if you just add up the numerators and denominators, you'd get 3/10.

  • @anthonysmith6413
    @anthonysmith6413 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    When I was younger I actually had elders approach me exactly the way our parents describe it.
    Including "Candy", "we know your mom", "just around the Corner" etc.
    They couldn't fool me though. I can smell Candy miles away. They definetly had non!

    • @Thedarkbunnyrabbit
      @Thedarkbunnyrabbit ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I had someone approach me claiming to be a friend of the neighbor, and my father had some people drive up to him and claim his mother sent them and she'd be angry if he didn't get in the car. It's crazy to think this is how kidnappers work, but they really do.

  • @LivvyBooks
    @LivvyBooks ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I'm sure McDonalds workers have heard far too many adults scream at kids in the drive thru.

  • @antonionnam6594
    @antonionnam6594 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Zach being a kidnapping enthusiast for 5 minutes straight😂

  • @KingcoleIIV
    @KingcoleIIV ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The only one that was missing was the "hey kid I lost my puppy" "can you come help me look for it "

  • @magnus1383
    @magnus1383 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I remember there was a choose your own adventure game with a black background and one of the questions involved a suspicious guy in a car at the playground addressing you. If you chose to just tell him your mom told you not to talk to strangers rather than run home, he would run out the car and kidnap you and you'd be found months later after some dark shit. This short unlocked that memory for me.

  • @FourthRoot
    @FourthRoot ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I like that he gives you just enough clues to figure out what problem #7 must be.

    • @jamespatton42
      @jamespatton42 หลายเดือนก่อน

      2/7 + 1/3

    • @FourthRoot
      @FourthRoot หลายเดือนก่อน

      @jamespatton42 Don't ruin it. Delete this please.

  • @noahtaul
    @noahtaul ปีที่แล้ว +91

    2:57 No one’s mentioning that 3/10 = (2+1)/(7+3) but 13/21 = 2/7 + 1/3? That was clever 😂

    • @3Faidonas3
      @3Faidonas3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bro I have no idea what the clever part is, and I've no idea how I passed high school maths in the first place

    • @a_d3mon
      @a_d3mon ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @3Faidonas3 13/21 = 2/7+1/3 is the same as simplifying the initial equation and adding across
      So think of the denominator and make it the same, so in this case 7 and 3 become 21 while 2 becomes 6 and 1 becomes 7.
      So instead of it being
      2/7 + 1/3 = 13/21
      It becomes
      6/21 + 7/21 = 13/21
      When the kidnappers were thinking you add straight across they, incorrectly, assumed that you add the top numbers together and the bottom numbers together and got the wrong answer of 3/10.
      It's clever because the kidnappers demonstrate that that's how a LOT of people think of fractions because they had trouble understanding them.

    • @unluckystaravia2352
      @unluckystaravia2352 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't know how the fuck I graduated high school man, I still don't get fractions I just managed to be barely good enough at the other aspects of math to make a passing grade

    • @3Faidonas3
      @3Faidonas3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@a_d3mon but isn't that correct sometimes, like when multiplying fractions?

    • @3Faidonas3
      @3Faidonas3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@unluckystaravia2352 exactly the same here man, damn

  • @WEBPMAFIAONYOUTUBE
    @WEBPMAFIAONYOUTUBE ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Kidnappers do be like pokemon crews sometimes

  • @marcberm
    @marcberm ปีที่แล้ว +66

    These prequels that reveal everything get me every time! 😀

  • @lukacunningham342
    @lukacunningham342 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    My mother always told me if I was kidnapped or held for ransom, the people would just give me back 😂

  • @HyperNova808
    @HyperNova808 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I have actually accidentally took a ride with a stranger before when I was young, but some fucking how, they actually just drove me to where I needed to go and let me out, I’ve never really experienced anyone genuinely try to kidnap anyone in real life in my 18 years of living, but I know better than to think it’s completely safe, I was just really REALLY lucky that the person was just trying to help out a stranger I guess

  • @betterlatethannever4529
    @betterlatethannever4529 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I’m imagining that these two are actually his parents, but the kid is actually aware that it’s them. Or even that this isn’t even the first time they did this.

  • @AlphaSeagull
    @AlphaSeagull ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:39 this sounds like a guy who has a lot on his *plate*

  • @florinivan6907
    @florinivan6907 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Actual kidnappings are very rare compared to the moral panic that resulted from them.Most are actually the other parent trying to take their kid after a divorce. But since most parents couldn't admit that maybe they were the problem all along(98% of the time) they blamed these mostly mythical strangers. End result paranoia and fear in society paving the way for 1984 style tactics of control.

    • @nottechytutorials
      @nottechytutorials ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I watched a Wendigoon video on that.

    • @Alec0124
      @Alec0124 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Something about your wording makes me skeptical. 🤷

    • @starfrey
      @starfrey ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Also depends on where you live. I've had a lot of kidnappings where I live along with people trying to kidnap me me twice.

    • @rebeccahicks2392
      @rebeccahicks2392 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Car crashes are rare compared to car trips that go uneventually. But I'm still going to wear my seatbelt.
      It's true that most violence against kids is from family members. But for obvious reasons, that's the hardest kind to protect against.

    • @hollowwoods7130
      @hollowwoods7130 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Do you actually have anything to back this up

  • @fourikaunix5407
    @fourikaunix5407 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    WOW the kidnappers have leveled up after such a long time in the business!
    Congrats, Zack! I enjoy your work!

  • @LeafMaltieze
    @LeafMaltieze ปีที่แล้ว +19

    the least believable thing is that the McDonald's order was only $27.95

  • @ProphecyGaming.
    @ProphecyGaming. ปีที่แล้ว +6

    parents describing kidnappings: dammit... he said no to candy, guess i cant kidnapp him...
    actual kidnappings: I have a f*cking gun.

  • @mosheackman6095
    @mosheackman6095 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Mans really decided he was going to construct a whole ass connected universe of old-style youtube skits

  • @znation4434
    @znation4434 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is exactly how it was portrayed. The dancing and all

  • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
    @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley ปีที่แล้ว +164

    My brothers and I sadly disobeyed our mom and when propositioned with candy while at the park, my older brother actually lead the three of us in going to get it. The guy outside of the park thankfully didn't try to grab any of us (he would've regretted that as, while we were generally decent kids, we'd grown up having seen the 90's movie Bebe's Kids and how bad those little bastards were, lol. We would've gone full hellion if kidnapped), but the candy could've been tainted. The park was right behind our apartment building and our mom actually saw us from her bedroom window and called us back to the house. Trying to still hide it, we stashed the candy under the porch before going in. Yeah, way too late 😂. We all got an ass whoopin for it. Lesson cemented, don't take candy from strangers (unless it's Halloween...?) 😅

    • @dennishallada890
      @dennishallada890 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Remember, if you get drugs in your candy, say thank you, because drugs are expensive

    • @Alec0124
      @Alec0124 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ​@@dennishallada890 Unless it's the kind that makes you dead. Dying is expensive.

    • @PoeticMachineDreams
      @PoeticMachineDreams ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ​@@Alec0124I think about all documented cases of poisoned or tampered candy un-aliving kids has turned out to be done by the parents.
      So beware the people you know when they act out of character.

  • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
    @MinistryOfMagic_DoM ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You know this was shot in the 1990s with how cheap all that McDonald's was and the No breakfast after 1030 thing.

  • @jackreynolds3465
    @jackreynolds3465 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I actually had someone who said that my mom wanted her to pick me up. Surprisingly she was telling me the truth and ended up taking me to jujitsu classes. Years later and I forgot everything I learned there.

    • @aptokro3005
      @aptokro3005 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats horrifying

    • @yazidefirenze
      @yazidefirenze ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aptokro3005 forgetting jujitsu classes IS horrifying

    • @jackreynolds3465
      @jackreynolds3465 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yazidefirenzeStarted taking up karate. Not learning nearly as much as I did in jujitsu though.

  • @queenofcats5255
    @queenofcats5255 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love how concerned the kid looks

  • @kynanvanooyen7250
    @kynanvanooyen7250 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    idk how u were able to to portray the innocence in a child and look like a kid at the same time

  • @DudoC137
    @DudoC137 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:10 bro did the roblox emote irl 💀

  • @thebumblebeemovie3514
    @thebumblebeemovie3514 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:59 2:17
    THANK YOU FOR CALLING THAT OUT!! 🙌🏻common sense!

  • @becominghero9754
    @becominghero9754 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You have some amazing Key and Peele energy with yourself, actually.

  • @Jenifer_R_
    @Jenifer_R_ ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I loved the kidnapper-kiddie conga line.

  • @stonesniffer46
    @stonesniffer46 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    *pulls out a gun and forces the kid to go with them*

  • @acgaming007
    @acgaming007 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    1:32 lol i love how the guy in the background is just doing the macarena lol

  • @CaptainGanu
    @CaptainGanu ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A prequel to sequel? That's what i like about the Zach Star Multiverse, such an exquisite expirience!

  • @mrm64
    @mrm64 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That "Stop forever" killed me lmao 🤣🤣

  • @frostinstant1892
    @frostinstant1892 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    love that his math example actually works
    2/7 + 1/3 = 3/10 if you add straight across but 13/21 if you do it properly

  • @duckINGQUACK
    @duckINGQUACK ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "*listen very carefully, we want a six piece chicken nugget meal with a small fries and chocolate milkshake*"

    • @lizanna6390
      @lizanna6390 ปีที่แล้ว

      Medium meal probably cheaper

  • @thelonewolf7443
    @thelonewolf7443 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    0:41 The Pink Panther kidnapper… is JOHN CENA! 🤦‍♂️

  • @JackMadness91
    @JackMadness91 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    With the offer of candy, it would’ve been interesting to see their reaction if he said he was diabetic and couldn’t have any.

  • @Imaproshaman7
    @Imaproshaman7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It never ceases to amaze me how well written these are. This was amazing.

  • @FatefulMedia3383
    @FatefulMedia3383 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    These kidnappers are just trying to adopt, in very _VERY_ *super duper hardcore way!*

  • @kevkevplays5662
    @kevkevplays5662 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Omg this is a callback to the when they trace your call skit!

  • @Barnaclebeard
    @Barnaclebeard ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love how he's not a slave to pacing

  • @Meddlmoe
    @Meddlmoe ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The interactions between the kidnappers are really well done!

  • @soliexninjax5671
    @soliexninjax5671 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ngl the kidnapper wearing a pink ski mask in broad daylight is kind of insane

  • @domszit.5143
    @domszit.5143 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:38 in what world does that cost less than 70?

  • @symmetricasymmetric9154
    @symmetricasymmetric9154 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the profesional kidnapper Zach Star is blessing us with another video about his profession

  • @CanisoGaming
    @CanisoGaming ปีที่แล้ว +21

    As someone that was in this exact kind of kidnapping, i swear this video is WEARDLY fookin accurate LMAO

  • @gribblegrape6496
    @gribblegrape6496 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’d Honestly love to see a whole comedy movie just like this

  • @TraceguyRune
    @TraceguyRune ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You missed the one where the kidnapper has a puppy

  • @danielj.m5478
    @danielj.m5478 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hats off to this man for cloning himself multiple times just for us 💪🏾

  • @lostonthemoon5074
    @lostonthemoon5074 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When I was in the 6th grade. I was walking home from school and also happened to be alone because my friend who was usually with me stayed home that day. I was approached by a white truck and a guy in sunglasses who urgently suggested I go with him, claiming he knew my dad and that he told him to pick me up. I was this 👌 close to getting in that truck but realized very narrowly that something wasn't right when he started getting really mad when I kept denying him eventually he drove off when he realized I wasn't taking the bait. i don't remember exactly what my dad told me when I finally made it home but he did confirm that guy was a total stranger. I never truly understood how dangerous that situation was at the time... Anyways Thank you for making that memory funny how Lmao be should've tried harder didn't even have candy.

  • @H_U_S_H_O
    @H_U_S_H_O 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love how they just became dads.

  • @Gurem
    @Gurem ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the reverse story telling is carzy

  • @JavierBusquets-o9e
    @JavierBusquets-o9e ปีที่แล้ว

    The way they keep hyping each other up

  • @brandonmills9683
    @brandonmills9683 ปีที่แล้ว

    That transition to another video was amazing 10/10 i already saw the other video but i rewatched it because that transition was so good

  • @prestige_rusher_3500
    @prestige_rusher_3500 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    gotta appreciate that kidnapper doing he french dance lmfao

  • @Sancheroid
    @Sancheroid 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:25 From this very moment, i think i would take a ride, not bcz i wanna play woth xbox, but because i appreciate the dance and they are very convincing. Maybe it is a intrusive thought, but i definitely would

  • @iustinianoantalazar5021
    @iustinianoantalazar5021 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love those prequels and the continuity in your vids.

  • @NeonliteMC
    @NeonliteMC 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "... and that's the story of how I met your mother"

  • @SugarandSarcasm
    @SugarandSarcasm ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Forgot the ones where they ask if you can help find their lost puppy/kitten, and the ones where they have puppies/kittens/something cool in their van

  • @genesismultiverse4896
    @genesismultiverse4896 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Kidnappers: we have arkham batman and spiderman 2 insomniac
    Kid: SOLD

  • @Kirasupporter1
    @Kirasupporter1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wonder if anyone ever tries that " Your mom told us" when the mom is actually dead

  • @RWU3125
    @RWU3125 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The unrealistic part of this skit is the low price for the food

  • @rtbeerzi
    @rtbeerzi ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how you released part 1, 2nd

  • @ashgrun
    @ashgrun ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the prequel we never knew we needed

  • @angelwatcher374
    @angelwatcher374 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In reality, if a stranger approaches you, you run like you-know-what to the nearest place with other people and scream for help at the top of your lungs.

  • @JessePinkman27892
    @JessePinkman27892 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This feels like a Nickelodeon sitcom skit

  • @jlpsinde
    @jlpsinde ปีที่แล้ว +85

    So good

  • @quark1243
    @quark1243 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The lore is getting deep

  • @NoNameNoWhere
    @NoNameNoWhere 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:38 - I can only imagine the reaction of Zach's students as they watch him dance, "Wow. That man tutored me."

  • @darshbakshi1652
    @darshbakshi1652 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For those of you wondering the fractions he was trying to add are 1/3 and 2/7
    I love using my algebra in Zach's videos

  • @Elliandr
    @Elliandr ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I was in early elementary school a girl had a crush on me, but instead of actually telling me decided to kidnap me. So, one day, during a heavy downpour, she sees me alone waiting for my dad to pick me up. She walks up to me and says that her mother is supposed to babysit me and I had no reason to question her so walked with her to her house. Her plan fell apart when her mother asked why I was there. She got grounded, my dad was called, and I didn't realize until years later why she tried kidnapping me.
    Of course in my defense, I wasn't just dense. I had a thing for her a few months prior so one morning on the bus I said I wanted to tell her a secret, leaned in, and took that opportunity to kiss her left cheek. She immediately brought up her right hand to slap my left cheek. I walked away figuring she wasn't interested. In hindsight I think that because I didn't try anything for a few months afterwards that's why she got a crush on me.
    So, basically, we were both into each other but neither one of us knew how to communicate that, I stole a kiss and she tried kidnapping instead, and then we each assumed the other wasn't interested.
    It wasn't until I was 8 that I tried the direct approach with a girl. Anyway, one of the scenarios here reminded me of something that actually happened to me.

  • @crab14
    @crab14 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how they acutally went to mcdonalds.

  • @AlessandroSalerno-j8f
    @AlessandroSalerno-j8f 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Let's hope that Zach from row 12C is able and willing to stop these kidnappers

    • @fuinn9876
      @fuinn9876 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He is not only willing but able to help stop these kidnappers

  • @mattgsm
    @mattgsm ปีที่แล้ว +2

    yeah the kidnappers would just pick up the kid and leave w them kicking and screaming

  • @sillau9
    @sillau9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmao, it also low key kinda reminds me like Dora's "Swiper No swiping..Swiper No swiping!" 🤣🤣😂

  • @Simqer
    @Simqer หลายเดือนก่อน

    It actually happens. I was walking to school one day with my little brother and it was drizzling slightly.
    A guy in a van rocks up and offered us a ride. I was like No, the school is right there. And he said, dont worry, it's raining, I'll drive you up there. I said no again and he left.