When you make eye contact with the homeless person
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This man can act with his eyes....and also open a portal to the non mortal realm by making eye contact with a homeless person
Here before this blows up
@@SolarNinja14 same
All that for just 1$ 😂 remember just gave it😂.
Homeless people get telepathy as a gift from god I see
Well he isn't giving them money
Not just telepathy, but spacial manipulation as well
And all this time I thought it was the crack...
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Here before this blows up
Now I want someone to edit this video and have it without dialogue, just two people staring at each other during 4 minutes until the "OH MY GOD HERE'S A DOLLAR" "FUCKING KNEW IT"
It would honestly still hold up, Im more than confident people could understand the gist of the conversation without any dialogue until it's all confirmed at the end.
There’s something better, turning the volume all the way down
@@lazyken6468me realising this after I already edited it
@@lazyken6468 yeah but I mean remove the dialogue but also adding the noise of cars passing, people walking and stuff like that not complete silence, I'm thinking of doing it myself 😂😂😂
@@luisbollain6553 Lemme know if you make it.
Damn this Homeless person has some good vocabulary.
Must be a university degree holder 😂
Physics major
Prolly has a doctorate in theatre history.
english major
Avg humanities major
Honestly I would give him some money for a conversation like that ...
If that homeless person wrote a book on philosophy, I'd totally read it.
Chances are better than not that he does.
Yes but then he'd make a lot of money and no longer be homeless.
Do you really want to do that to an enlightened spirit?
@@timbuktu8069Not if he stays homeless by choice. Kinda like Diogenes
@@igorino1767Diogenes was cracked for any time period
He is a philosophy major and that is why he is poor and homeless.
I'm just imagining Zach sitting alone in front of a green screen for 4:51 seconds, dead silent, and making various facial expressions lol.
I like how the homeless guy went from speaking like jesus to a teacher explaining to a kid why slapping a girl in the butt isn't pog
But it is tho
I have a quarter because I shop at Aldi and have become very protective of that quarter, lol. I hate when some other shopper doesn't have one and they're eyeing my cart as I return it from putting my groceries in the car. As I don't use cash, that one quarter is a BITCH to get, so it's imperative that I hold on to it. No man, woman, child, or homeless person is getting it 😂
I just shop with a bag at Aldi's ;)
@@tranquilclaws8470 I have those, too, but I'm one of those people who prefers to just do my weekly/monthly shopping mostly all at once and then be done with it. So, I need a cart to hold all of my items. And that means keeping up with the one quarter that I have, lol. At times, someone will kindly give me their cart, though I have a quarter in hand, and in those cases, I'm happy to continue spreading the good will and passing the cart along. Otherwise, I've learned to become a little more defensive about getting my quarter back 😅
Only a quarter?? Goddammit here in the UK it's a Pound coin! That's why us regulars use Pound coin-shaped tokens.
@@the_once-and-future_king. Yeah in Australia it's either a $1 or $2 coin, I guess it's because in USA a quarter is essentially their highest coin.
Yep, that's the Aldis Quarter.
Zach really just recorded himself not talking for five minutes 😂
bro, is this homeless man an angel or what, BECAUSE THAT WAS FUCKING INSANE AND I LOVE IT!
This is such funny timing. I’ve been living on the street for a couple of months now, and I’ve been noticing people looking at ME more than the other way around.
I can promise the awkwardness is mutual lol this gave me a laugh, thanks
It’s a miracle that some boomer didn’t slide in here to comment on how you could afford a phone but not a house.
@@artOVtrollingphone is $50, rent is minimum $1500 😛
dude rolled with the joke till reality shifted. respect.
i can relate to this spiritually, literally.
To be honest, Zack could have shown us just the slides of the homeless person and the car driver back and forth and the video would still be equally hilarious.
i like how even in the real that transcends reality, the homeless guy is still homeless, and the car guy is still in his car
"Oh my god, here's a dollar!" "F-ing knew it!"
🤣😆
I can barely make eye contact with a regular person, I’ll be fine
I watched with sound off and I understood everything
Homeless man right here but be some kind of a more special character and not just any ordinary homeless man due to his telepathy ability.
One of those times where I've felt guilty laughing at the skit
Plot twist: he just has schizophrenia
2:55 "Cut off your hand if you think some chick is hot. That one was optional, I'm referring to helping the poor." Boy, this left me in splits!
Accidentally started this muted and wondered why zach was just staring at himself silently for 5 minutes
dude was ready to cross the mortal realm just for a dolar
Damn I thought the Homeless guy was just staring in that direction or kept staring at the guy in the car, and the guy in the car was hearing God's voice who was pulling a prank on him pretending to be the homeless guy
Another skit idea! This should be done next
Where I’m from people will even rotate using the same kid to beg for money. There’s also a few who pretend to be injured, and of course you can always count on some homeless people begging for money outside a church, talking about how god helps, instead of actually being in church where god might actually help them.
When me and my brain are arguing when i'm trying to sleep.
1:07 I love how bro goes from being I wise ass and saying “you must fulfill the prophecy my son” to just straight up saying “what are you, fucking broke”
Bro felt so awkward he teleported to the truth from FMAB☠️
The light turned green 3 seconds after he looked at the homeless guy, he had a heart attack and died, this was all a figment of his imagination.
Man I didn't know homeless people got superpowers. That's quite the trade off there. I'd better consider this new opportunity cost.
The homeless man has stellar vocabulary😂😂😂😂
The facial expressions were top tier😂😂😭
This guy's conversations sound like me making up arguments in the shower
Fricking love the still "images" 🤣
I often carry around Loonies ($1 coins) in my pocket in case someone asks for some change.
I stare down all side-of-the-road beggars until they look away. They never approach because I'm frowning and looking scornful, projecting what I think about them out of my face. The method isn't for everyone, but it saves on money and guilt.
Just turn on the lights in your cars back to flashbang yourself, so he cant communicate.
When the hobo prophet tells you to "leave this mortal plane behind" it is time to run. You have found a murder hobo prophet.
the fact that they dont open their mouths builds to the joke
Bro found Shakespeares descendent
I was once tipped $19 in quarters and literally had that same reaction 😂😭
you sohuldve added 15 minuites of just silence before he drives off
That was officially the longest red light to ever red light in history…
Former homeless person here, not at all offended this is fucking hilarious and great work!
this was probably the funniest Zach video I've watched!
Me going around the whole city to get home after telling the homeless guy “I dont have any money” on my way to buy snacks
Oh shit he wasn't bluffing
That’s when I say “I used to be a man like you once but then I took an arrow to the knee (job at a mega corporation)”
The last time a beggar asked me for money they had a virtual wallet so he told me the ALIAS
Little bro got taken to the shadow realm
You could just smile and wave.
This guy says every penny counts towards his next high
4:16 that "For what!?" Had so much confusion and frustration it killed me
0:05 Literally me. Except, I'm not homeless.
Video hits different without sound
"It is man's currency" 3:55 This was such a good line out of nowhere 😂😂
Watching this without audio and still knowing what's happening>>>>
I’ve waved when I drive by before 💀
bro really said DOMAIN EXPANSION 🗣‼
MO QUARTERS, MO PROBLEMS
The way it’s not “a” homeless person, it’s *THE* one
Before 30 minutes, I do feel special and I refuse to answer to anyone and there judgement
This face right here 0:19
“More Eternal than God?!”😂
@@chrisjackson1889 🤣
Dude. wtf. I forgot you existed. and i been subbed this whole time and like, not once have i seen one video get recommended by you or any notification
This is one hell of a side quest you didn’t want to be involved in
The guys who accept donations for their free CD.
I only have foodstamps.
This needs a part 2
This was amazing. When he made the classic :O?! face I almost died from laughing lol. It's like signature Zach at this point.
I'm so glad my city has no lights.
I worship the Goddess Asphalta, I don't pay for parking.
the prequel we needed
3:32 mad poggers
If you have ever been homeless....this video should be called...the way it dhould work for the unhoused
Maybe you should ask him what he knows
This is how animated shows cheap out on animation lmao
I like to think that he was just imaginning that conversation and the homeless man was watching him do all of that until 2 minutes later he gave him a dollar 😅
That would be funny
As someone who has never made eye contact with the homeless person, I can confirm this is very accuraten't.
I thought John Wick and Bowery King would pop out of nowhere.
This happens everytime I go into town
1:16 Its a new low in your life when a homeless man accuses you of being broke😂
You tell him to get a damn job then you kick his dog
This says a lot about the housing crisis right now, if anything. The guy can transcend space and time but he still can't afford a home.
I could totally see each time cutting to the homeless person just using the same clip of him staring just over and over
Quantum entanglement explained
this viseo is good even without sound
I saw 2 commenters say they're homeless and I don't know how I feel about that💀
I knew he had that dollar.
Wasted eternity over a dollar
This is just homeless professor X messing with people.
Thatvsilent acting is so good
Like Lex Luthor I make Eye contact so they know that I actively Don't Interact with them In any meaningful way
the wise wizard meets the traveling salesman
I NEED to know if the video portion is looped 😂
Bro can manipulate Space and yet still needs a home lol
As someone who also have eyes, I can confirm this is true
The end was wonderful.
Two lines in and i was already laughing my ass off.
i just got home and i’m eating jack in the box while watching this
All that worrying for nothing when a homeless has nothing to worry about and is free