@F Ù C Ķ • М E ! ! ! • I WĀNT ŞEX • OPÉN MY ĆANÁL ! the battle off Samar, sometimes referred to as the Alamo of the Pacific, was a part of the Battle of the Philippine sea that took place in the Fall of 1944. A Japanese surface force consisting of 4 battleships, 8 cruisers, and 11 destroyers attacked a small, weak American force of 6 escort carriers (which were fitted for shore bombardment, not naval combat), 3 destroyers, and 4 small destroyer escorts. Despite being heavily outgunned, the American screening force of destroyers and destroyer escorts charged the Japanese in a last ditch suicide offensive to save the carriers. Unbelievably, the Americans fought with such tenacity that they forced the Japanese to retreat. Although the Americans endured heavy losses, they held off the attack, and played a pivotal role in the largest Naval battle in the history of the world. Many historians believe this to be one of the most improbable military victories of all time.
@F Ù C Ķ • М E ! ! ! • I WĀNT ŞEX • OPÉN MY ĆANÁL ! Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. Where are your fingers? Seriously. It's a pretty easy question. You should be able to answer it. But how do you know? How does anyone know anything? You might say, well, I know where my fingers are. I'm looking right at them. Or, I can touch them, I can feel them, they're right here and that's good. Your senses are a great way to learn things. In fact, we have way more than the usual five senses we talk about. For instance, your kinesthetic sense, proprioception. This is what the police evaluate during a field sobriety test. It allows you to tell where your fingers and arms and head and legs in your body is all in relation to each other without having to look or touch other things. We have way more than five senses, we have at least twice as many and then some. But they're not perfect. There are optical illusions, audio illusions, temperature sensation illusions, even tactile illusions. Can you turn your tongue upside down? If so, perfect. Try this. Run your finger along the outer edge of the tip of your upside down tongue. Your tongue will be able to feel your finger, but in the wrong place. Our brains never needed to develop an understanding of upside down tongue touch. So, when you touch the right side of your tongue when it's flipped over to your left side you perceive a sensation on the opposite side, where your tongue usually is but isn't when it's upside down. It's pretty freaky and cool and a little humbling, because it shows the limits of the accuracy of our senses, the only tools we have to get what's out there in here. The philosophy of knowledge, the study of knowing, is called epistemology. Plato famously said that the things we know are things that are true, that we believe and that we have justification for believing. those justifications might be irrational or they might be rational, they might be based on proof, but don't get too confident because proven is not a synonym for true. Luckily, there are things that we can know without needing proof, without needing to even leave the house, things that we can know as true by reason alone. These are things that we know a priori. An example would be the statement "all bachelors are unmarried." I don't have to go survey every bachelor on earth to know that that is true. All bachelors are unmarried because that's how we define the word bachelor. Of course, you have to know what the words bachelor and unmarried mean in the first place. Oh, you do? Okay. Perfect. That's great. But how do you know? This time I mean functionally, how do you know? Where is knowledge biologically in the brain? What are memories made out of? We are a long way from being able to answer that question completely but research has shown that memories don't exist in the brain in single locations. Instead, what we call a memory is likely made up of many different complex relationships all over the brain between lots of brain cells, neurons. A major cellular mechanism thought to underlie the formation of memories is long-term potentiation or LTP. When one neuron stimulates another neuron repeatedly that signal can be enhanced overtime LTP, wiring them more strongly together and that connection can last a long time, even an entire lifetime. A collection of different brain cells, neurons that fire together in a particular order over and over again frequently and repeatedly can achieve long-term potentiation, becoming more sensitive to each other and more ready to fire in the exact same way later on in the future. They're a physical thing in your brain, firing together more easily because you strengthen that pattern of firing. You memorized. This branching forest of firing friends looks messy, but look closer. It could be the memory of your first kiss. A living souvenir of the event. If I were to go into your brain and cut out those cells, could I make you forget your first kiss or could I make you forget where your fingers are? Only if I cut out a lot of your brain. Because memories aren't just stored in one relationship, they're stored all over the brain. The events leading up to your first kiss are stored in one network, the way it felt to the way it smelled in different networks, all added up together making what you call the memory of your first kiss. How many memories can you fit inside your head? What is the storage capacity of the human brain? The best we can do is a rough estimate, but given the number of neurons in the brain involved with memory and the number of different connections a single neuron can make Paul Reber at Northwestern University estimated that we can store the digital equivalent of about 2.5 petabytes of information. That's the equivalent of recording a TV channel continuously for 300 years. That's a lot of information. That is a lot of information about skills you can do and facts and people you've met, things in the real world. The world is real, right? How do you know? It's a difficult question, but it's not rocket science. Instead, it is asking whether or not rocket scientists even exist in the first place. The theory that the Sun moved around the earth worked great. It predicted that the Sun would rise every morning and it did. It wasn't until later that we realized what we thought was true might not be. So, do we or will we ever know true reality or are we stuck in a world where the best we can do is be approximately true? Discovering more and more useful theories every day but never actually reaching true objective actual reality. Can science or reason ever prove convincingly that your friends and TH-cam videos and your fingers actually exist beyond your mind? That you don't just live in the matrix? No. Your mind is all that you have, even if you use instruments, like a telescope or particle accelerators. The final stop for all of that information is ultimately you. You are alone in your own brain, which technically makes it impossible to prove that anything else exists. It's called the egocentric predicament. Everything you know about the world out there depends on and is created inside your brain. This mattered so much to Charles Sanders Peirce that he drew a line between reality, the way the universe truly is, and what he called the phaneron, the world as filtered through our senses and bodies, the only information we can get. If you want to speak with certainty you live in, that is you react to and remember and experience your phaneron, not reality. The belief that only you exist and everything else, food, the universe, your friends are all figments of your mind is called solipsism. There is no way to convince a solipsist that the outside world is real. And there is no way to convince someone who doubts that the universe wasn't created just three seconds ago along with all of our memories. It's a frightening realization that we don't always know how to deal with. There's even The Matrix defense. In 2002 Tonda Lynn Ansley shot and killed her landlady. She argued that she believed she was in the matrix, that her crimes weren't real. By using the matrix defense, she was found not guilty by reason of insanity, because the opposite view is just way healthier and common. It's called realism. Realism is the belief that the outside world exists independently of your own phaneron. Rocks and stars and Thora Birch would continue to exist even if you weren't around to experience them. But you cannot know realism is true. All you can do is believe. Martin Gardner, a great source for math magic tricks, explained that he is not a solipsist because realism is just way more convenient and healthy and it works. As to whether it bothered him that he could never know realism was true, he wrote, "If you ask me to tell you anything about the nature of what lies beyond the phaneron, my answer is how should I know? I'm not dismayed by ultimate mysteries, I can no more grasp what is behind such questions as my cat can understand what is behind the clatter I make while I type this paragraph." Humble stuff. What strikes me is the cat. Cats do not understand keyboards, but they know the keyboards are a fun place to be. It's a great way to get the attention of a human, they're warm and exciting, surrounded by noises and flashing lights plus cats love to get their scent on whatever they can, a mark of their existence. We aren't that much different, except instead of keyboards we have the mysteries of the universe. We will never be able to understand all of them. We won't be able to ever answer every single question, but walking around in those questions, exploring them, is fun. It feels good. And as always, thanks for watching.
There's something called "birth control pills" but most people still live in the 60s not allowing their daughters to use them, or worse there are women who think that these pills destroy their future chances to give birth or associate it to weight gain, which is false in both cases.
@@bobobsen Literally any story with a moral could be blamed as a rip off of an Aesop fable, however Aesop wasn't a person so it's hilarious you'd even say he's ripping the man off, when the man never existed
@@finnmurtons8727 Right but the vast majority of stories were spoken from person to person long before being organized and written down. If you've ever played telephone you know that stories change through people, usually because of perspective. All this is to say, while he may have spoken the words first, he did not invent the idea of telling stories with a moral, though the scenery of his stories might've been popularized by him. I feel it's Incorrect to call the fables all his, when many were likely created and slightly altered along the way.
Well, if he got to know that he just caused a socialist country to form in the near future... I mean, wasn't this dude anarchist? Also, great man theory, archdude was just an excuse to start a war.
@@mr.cauliflower3536 he wasn't anarchist, he was in pro-Serb organisation (Young Bosnia). And yes, Ferdinands death was a best thing for Austria-Hungary. They wanted to invade Serbia for a long time, just waiting for spark.
@@taxevasion4870 Austrians are as Germans as Bavarians, Saxonians, and Shwabians. One group, one language, and similar culture. They are separate due to some historical occurences. And anyways, Hitler and his village lived like few km from the German border, so there is really no difference.
@@erenliebert4576 he could have died in ww1, operation Valkyrie, if he's father punished him severely enough etc. Crazy how THIS GUY had to survive all this just so Europe could learn not to use "let's fck up Germany" treities.
@@gnas1897 Yep, he is the lesson Europe had to go through to understand that putting blame on one group is not very good. Especially if that country has high industrial capacity and militaristic mentality like Germany back then.
@@internetdinosaur8810 He did cheat on his wife with his secretary at the time. His wife took her own life after finding out. It’s an extremely messed-up part of Theodore Geisel’s/Dr. Seuss’s biography, but it’s true-look it up, it happened right before he wrote “Horton Hears a Who.” In fact, Dr. Seuss in general was a weird-but-fascinating guy. The “Dr. Seuss” moniker came about because he was banned from his college’s writing club for making moonshine during Prohibition, so he had to hide his identity to get back in. He actually did not like children at all despite writing children’s books and lived in a cliff top home along the California coast at one point to avoid interacting with his own young fans, not unlike the Grinch scowling at the Whos atop his lonely mountain. And of course I don’t need to tell you that most of his famous children’s books were then-controversial Cold War-era political commentary.
He put his friends life and closed one in danger. In an effort to defeat the sociopathic ceo who also share similar autistic interest in yugioh cards. And also he is incarnation of egyptian god cmiiw idk
dhar mann skits summary: man does something wife doesn't like, then wife says "you see" *cuts to flashback of wife helping husband through tough times* then husband apologizes
"I cared about you all these years but you never seemed to look my way" Shallow. Implying you only care because you wanted something in return. That's why niceguys get made fun of, because their actions make them inherently the opposite of nice.
So dude is shallow for explaining why he's turning her down? I'm sorry, I fail to see how it's shallow to let them know that you cared about them romantically and they never looked your way so you moved on. I'm pretty sure that's what he's doing here, since the guy literally says you'll always be my best friend though. He's not taking his friendship back or acting like it's the only reason she had it. He's just letting her know he moved on romantically (basically, she's too late) but she'll always be his best friend. Edit: Would you say the girl was shallow if the situation had been reversed and she moved on from him?
@@embersky3681 well if he cared her to want sth in return, is it really caring? Being nice means you care for someone/something without expecting anything in return. It's shallow for him to do that. It's the same if a girl do the same thing. It's pretty toxic to guilt trip the girl because she doesn't owe anything. The message itself is toxic af
@@aungkyawpaing2865 That is so easy to say. You never want to be in a relationship where you always give and never get in return. How is it wrong for the guy to have romantic feelings and hope of something happening ? Honestly, the way she treated him, even as a friend, was the wrong behaviour then. You basically want him to be a slave to other's feelings and never expect anything for himself? That's a pretty f*d up message to be promoting. I think he did the best thing he could. He tried, it didn't work out as he expected, and he moved on, like wtf is wrong with that ?
@@nemkos7781 bruh, all they’re saying is not everyone is gonna be attracted to you once you be nice. He was a friend for a reason lmao. If she didn’t want him, then that’s fair. Vice versa. You shouldn’t expect something romantic if you know the person doesn’t see you romantically at all. It’s shallow asf. And her behavior before was somewhat normal. They’re adults living separate lives, and she was spending time with her partner. But then Dhar Mann had to make it all dramatic and add the “oh the boyfriend left her and the best friend was the right one” bs. Now it would’ve been different if the two have been discussing about getting together, but one of them weren’t acting on their feelings and leading the other on. Being nice should be something in human nature. For instance, I hold the door open for someone when I leave out the door, do I expect them to get on their knees and lick my feet? No. They just say thank you and go on. That’s it. They’re not saying he should be this giving robot and get absolutely nothing. He has something and that’s their friendship and whatever comes with it. When you care for someone, that shouldn’t mean “well since I did this, then YOU must like me now,” um no, no. Caring for someone means that you respect and treasure them and wanting them to be happy no matter what. It’s called a platonic relationship. Now she couldn’t help that he had a crush on her. What does his romantic feelings have to do with her??? She had a partner that she loved and didn’t see him like that period. No matter what the best friend should’ve been happy and respected that. All he had to do was move on and find somebody who likes him lmao- and his friendship still would’ve been intact.
The tirle of the video soumded like incel propoganda to me. Like bruh, there are plenty of single women out there just practice spittin game at some and find one who resonates with you.
@@alimaniac1959 What are you talking about??? Do you know anything about the history of Austria before WWII??? Austria was Austria WAY before Germany was Germany! They were the heart of the Holy Roman Empire at one point, they WERE an empire! Please study history more. Austria has a rich, an interesting history! Hell, do you know /nothing/ of WWI???????
Hey. You look at me. Look. At. Me! Theres nothing wrong with having weird fetishes and enjoying video games all day. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. #NEETpride
@@shisexee when a friend confesses that they have feelings for you and you turn them down because you only see them as a friend, which is why it's called friendzone. it can also mean the place where people who got turned down by their friends are placed in after being rejected. ("stuck in the friendzone")
@@shisexee its when a beta male doesn't know how to flirt, and doesn't have the confidence to just ask a woman out, so he pretends he just likes hanging out with her doing mundane shit like shopping and talking for hours cause he secretly hopes she'll just suddenly wanna fuck him some day. Instead, she ends up hooking up with a dude who doesn't follow her around like a lapdog and actually hits on her. Then the beta feels betrayed because he's her real knight in shining armor, not just some creep who wants to fuck her (except he 100% actually is), so he gets mad and claims she "friendzoned" him as if he was being lead on or something. It's basically the most pussy drying, sad behavior that any man has ever engaged in since time immemorial.
@@shisexee A friendzone is when someone has feeling for someone else, but the other person doesn't reciprocate these feelings and wants to stay friends. It has 0 things to do with cringe concepts like "beta male" or anything, it also happens to women. The girl in the video was in a relationship so he wasn't even friendzoned. And a nice guy is someone who doesn't have any self-reflection and is usually behaving very toxic. The term is always used ironically. This video is basically shit.
@@kevinshealy7117 Bullshit. Flirting and confidence are just a tiny aspect of initiating a relationship. Women are not objects that you can have when you meet certain criterias. You wouldn't date every person that knows how to flirt and is confident either.
@@Giovfunny help he's at my doorstep he keeps trying to tell me to sign a video contract titled "loser gives dharmann criticism and lives to regret it"
Man i mean it's 2020 don't people use their brains anymore if she likes you she likes if she don't then get your shit together and quite the garbage drama
Exactly. You don't want to be a second choice. If you ask a girl out and she says no, but then "changes her mind", RUN. It's true for all kinds of relationships. If your "friends"talk to you only when they want something, they're not your friends and are just using you.
@@caiomesquita268 They are basically the same, both types of people could have good intentions and think you're just a really generous person. Like Dr. Phil says, you teach people how to treat you. If a girl flat out tells you no, it's fine if she changes her mind later, and it's also fine to help people sometimes. But be aware that people will often take the wrong lesson from those kinds of situations, people are creatures of habit after all.
Nah I reckon there are guys out there who got friendzoned, got bitter and just focused on their jobs cause thats all they will have. Now all the woman want them but they don't care or can't see that they are interested. Bad ending for everyone. That or they blow their brains out and the girl feels bad for the rest of their life, even though she knows she would never love that guy in the first place...shit that got grim hey..lol.
Dhar Mann drinking challenge: Take a shot every time they say "You see," Take a shot every time they tell what happened after a breakup Take a shot every time the person "getting a lesson" says something along the lines of "I don't need it anymore." or "I'm grateful for what I have." Take a shot every time the dude behind it says exactly "Hey Dhar Mann fans!" Take a shot every time they have the blonde haired woman in their video Take a shot every time they say "Now there's something I have to do." Have a fun time making your kidneys fail.
Take a shot the characters new spouse joins in by the end Take a shot everytime Dharr Man says “their entire life fell apart.” Take a shot bullies have cheesy insults or tactics.
No he totally has the best content I can watch days of that mans content it's the light of my day to see what Charissa do to Shawn after he left her for an ice cream cone.
Those parents suck at parenting. Ground her ass, don't reward her bad behavior, that's why she's an ungrateful shit in the first place! Let her live to regret what happens next cos you smacked her.
"Husband dies, lives to regret his decision"
He came back.😳🙏
He came back to life only to know that his wife is married to another man
This is so underrated I’m dying rn
@@isabellajemica Pretty much the plot of castaway.
He woke up dead
"Spoiled teen"
She's 35.
Hey hey, age is just a number!
*hears swat team outside*
Welp, time to go!
@@imab0t274 last time i checked fucking isnt a number
@@big_daddy_joey2358 unless your talking about how many time you do it 😉
Me:0
@@foxprazision1695
MY 0 IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!
@@iaimboti *0* no mine is
"Guy bullies the quiet classmate, entire school comes to regret his decision."
Ur comment was hilarious
"The school shall know pain"- quiet kid probably
Actually a great idea for a dhar mann parody
underrated as fuck, i'm crying
i like how he used 'comes' and not 'lives'
"Jedi Council won't promote Jedi Knight to Master, they live to regret their decision"
"Teacher tries to kill nephew, whole school regrets his decision"
“Art school rejects student, they live to regret their decision”
And not just the council, but the younglings and the knights too
I think mace windu Already regretted it by being thrown out the window by palpatine.
"Man argues with a Karen, lives to regret his decision"
I find it hilarious that there’s probably a good amount of people that watch these and go “awe” and get all teary eyed
Literally the same shit as something you’d see on the CW
nah it's just supposed to affirm chauvinist worldviews and make incels angry or some shit
It can also be meant for people that maybe English isn’t their first language. That’s why it seems like a simple storyline.
I watch this guy's but mostly I laugh at it I like the message but still
My nana watches them
“My mom has a child, lives to regret her decision”
Gosh im wheezing
Yall hav no chill roasting yerselves
@@mahfujulhoque9607 lmfao
I'm crying XD
F
This is literally A. I. generated content for Facebook moms
And Timmy Turner’s Dad.
boomers daily dose of cring
Lol
Good morning brother
@@da14a49 for me I haven't slept
“The nurse gives him the paternity test...only to reveal that he is not the father.”
And the father is
D H A R M A N N
[joinks the baby away]
my favorite part is where the doctor was supposed to sign it, they just wrote "not the father"
kewl pfp
holy shit what a plot twist
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
Please get the reference🥺
“Girl friendzones guy and ‘lives’ to regret her decision.” God I’m glad she lived, cringe can be deadly.
@F Ù C Ķ • М E ! ! ! • I WĀNT ŞEX • OPÉN MY ĆANÁL !Cringe indeed can be deadly.
Didn't know TH-cam replies could go this deep.
@F Ù C Ķ • М E ! ! ! • I WĀNT ŞEX • OPÉN MY ĆANÁL ! BANZAI!
@F Ù C Ķ • М E ! ! ! • I WĀNT ŞEX • OPÉN MY ĆANÁL ! the battle off Samar, sometimes referred to as the Alamo of the Pacific, was a part of the Battle of the Philippine sea that took place in the Fall of 1944. A Japanese surface force consisting of 4 battleships, 8 cruisers, and 11 destroyers attacked a small, weak American force of 6 escort carriers (which were fitted for shore bombardment, not naval combat), 3 destroyers, and 4 small destroyer escorts. Despite being heavily outgunned, the American screening force of destroyers and destroyer escorts charged the Japanese in a last ditch suicide offensive to save the carriers. Unbelievably, the Americans fought with such tenacity that they forced the Japanese to retreat. Although the Americans endured heavy losses, they held off the attack, and played a pivotal role in the largest Naval battle in the history of the world. Many historians believe this to be one of the most improbable military victories of all time.
@F Ù C Ķ • М E ! ! ! • I WĀNT ŞEX • OPÉN MY ĆANÁL !
Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. Where are your fingers? Seriously. It's a pretty easy question. You should be able to answer it. But how do you know? How does anyone know anything? You might say, well, I know where my fingers are. I'm looking right at them. Or, I can touch them, I can feel them, they're right here and that's good. Your senses are a great way to learn things. In fact, we have way more than the usual five senses we talk about. For instance, your kinesthetic sense, proprioception. This is what the police evaluate during a field sobriety test. It allows you to tell where your fingers and arms and head and legs in your body is all in relation to each other without having to look or touch other things. We have way more than five senses, we have at least twice as many and then some. But they're not perfect. There are optical illusions, audio illusions, temperature sensation illusions, even tactile illusions. Can you turn your tongue upside down? If so, perfect. Try this. Run your finger along the outer edge of the tip of your upside down tongue. Your tongue will be able to feel your finger, but in the wrong place. Our brains never needed to develop an understanding of upside down tongue touch. So, when you touch the right side of your tongue when it's flipped over to your left side you perceive a sensation on the opposite side, where your tongue usually is but isn't when it's upside down. It's pretty freaky and cool and a little humbling, because it shows the limits of the accuracy of our senses, the only tools we have to get what's out there in here. The philosophy of knowledge, the study of knowing, is called epistemology. Plato famously said that the things we know are things that are true, that we believe and that we have justification for believing. those justifications might be irrational or they might be rational, they might be based on proof, but don't get too confident because proven is not a synonym for true. Luckily, there are things that we can know without needing proof, without needing to even leave the house, things that we can know as true by reason alone. These are things that we know a priori. An example would be the statement "all bachelors are unmarried." I don't have to go survey every bachelor on earth to know that that is true. All bachelors are unmarried because that's how we define the word bachelor. Of course, you have to know what the words bachelor and unmarried mean in the first place. Oh, you do? Okay. Perfect. That's great. But how do you know? This time I mean functionally, how do you know? Where is knowledge biologically in the brain? What are memories made out of? We are a long way from being able to answer that question completely but research has shown that memories don't exist in the brain in single locations. Instead, what we call a memory is likely made up of many different complex relationships all over the brain between lots of brain cells, neurons. A major cellular mechanism thought to underlie the formation of memories is long-term potentiation or LTP. When one neuron stimulates another neuron repeatedly that signal can be enhanced overtime LTP, wiring them more strongly together and that connection can last a long time, even an entire lifetime. A collection of different brain cells, neurons that fire together in a particular order over and over again frequently and repeatedly can achieve long-term potentiation, becoming more sensitive to each other and more ready to fire in the exact same way later on in the future. They're a physical thing in your brain, firing together more easily because you strengthen that pattern of firing. You memorized. This branching forest of firing friends looks messy, but look closer. It could be the memory of your first kiss. A living souvenir of the event. If I were to go into your brain and cut out those cells, could I make you forget your first kiss or could I make you forget where your fingers are? Only if I cut out a lot of your brain. Because memories aren't just stored in one relationship, they're stored all over the brain. The events leading up to your first kiss are stored in one network, the way it felt to the way it smelled in different networks, all added up together making what you call the memory of your first kiss. How many memories can you fit inside your head? What is the storage capacity of the human brain? The best we can do is a rough estimate, but given the number of neurons in the brain involved with memory and the number of different connections a single neuron can make Paul Reber at Northwestern University estimated that we can store the digital equivalent of about 2.5 petabytes of information. That's the equivalent of recording a TV channel continuously for 300 years. That's a lot of information. That is a lot of information about skills you can do and facts and people you've met, things in the real world. The world is real, right? How do you know? It's a difficult question, but it's not rocket science. Instead, it is asking whether or not rocket scientists even exist in the first place. The theory that the Sun moved around the earth worked great. It predicted that the Sun would rise every morning and it did. It wasn't until later that we realized what we thought was true might not be. So, do we or will we ever know true reality or are we stuck in a world where the best we can do is be approximately true? Discovering more and more useful theories every day but never actually reaching true objective actual reality. Can science or reason ever prove convincingly that your friends and TH-cam videos and your fingers actually exist beyond your mind? That you don't just live in the matrix? No. Your mind is all that you have, even if you use instruments, like a telescope or particle accelerators. The final stop for all of that information is ultimately you. You are alone in your own brain, which technically makes it impossible to prove that anything else exists. It's called the egocentric predicament. Everything you know about the world out there depends on and is created inside your brain. This mattered so much to Charles Sanders Peirce that he drew a line between reality, the way the universe truly is, and what he called the phaneron, the world as filtered through our senses and bodies, the only information we can get. If you want to speak with certainty you live in, that is you react to and remember and experience your phaneron, not reality. The belief that only you exist and everything else, food, the universe, your friends are all figments of your mind is called solipsism. There is no way to convince a solipsist that the outside world is real. And there is no way to convince someone who doubts that the universe wasn't created just three seconds ago along with all of our memories. It's a frightening realization that we don't always know how to deal with. There's even The Matrix defense. In 2002 Tonda Lynn Ansley shot and killed her landlady. She argued that she believed she was in the matrix, that her crimes weren't real. By using the matrix defense, she was found not guilty by reason of insanity, because the opposite view is just way healthier and common. It's called realism. Realism is the belief that the outside world exists independently of your own phaneron. Rocks and stars and Thora Birch would continue to exist even if you weren't around to experience them. But you cannot know realism is true. All you can do is believe. Martin Gardner, a great source for math magic tricks, explained that he is not a solipsist because realism is just way more convenient and healthy and it works. As to whether it bothered him that he could never know realism was true, he wrote, "If you ask me to tell you anything about the nature of what lies beyond the phaneron, my answer is how should I know? I'm not dismayed by ultimate mysteries, I can no more grasp what is behind such questions as my cat can understand what is behind the clatter I make while I type this paragraph." Humble stuff. What strikes me is the cat. Cats do not understand keyboards, but they know the keyboards are a fun place to be. It's a great way to get the attention of a human, they're warm and exciting, surrounded by noises and flashing lights plus cats love to get their scent on whatever they can, a mark of their existence. We aren't that much different, except instead of keyboards we have the mysteries of the universe. We will never be able to understand all of them. We won't be able to ever answer every single question, but walking around in those questions, exploring them, is fun. It feels good. And as always, thanks for watching.
Boyfriend doesn't pull out, lives to regret his decision.
@F Ù Ć Ķ • М È ! ! ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL !
Wtf, how arent you banned in TH-cam?
@Justin Valle
I think the channel got banned
There's something called "birth control pills" but most people still live in the 60s not allowing their daughters to use them, or worse there are women who think that these pills destroy their future chances to give birth or associate it to weight gain, which is false in both cases.
Cool, a story about my dad
@@mahesw9637 Well played, sir, well played indeed.
"husband gets side chick pregnant" had the calmest husband - wife argument i've ever seen
"Have you been cheating on me?" the wife said calmly.
@@karafaulkner36 is this a Harry Potter reference
@@hiddensounds1006 dumbdore
Currently at 666 and it would be sacrilegious to break it
@@ArgentAlapin "funny devil number lol"
“Chinese man speaks out about the government, learns to regret it”
"vanishes to regret it"
Doesn't live to regret it
Must've been the American government.
“Instantly Disappears”
Jesus this needs more likes haha
German art school denies a german *(Austrian)* artist, *Regrets it later.*
Russian Dictator imprisons best doctors, *Regrets it later*
He was austrian though.
@@idontgiveashit5401 Last time I checked Adolf Hitler was German
@@alostbraincell8818 Austrian you dummy
Proceeds to regret to the point were they probably die
"Girl rejects Jesus at GameStop, Lives to regret her decision"
Thats the next video
LMAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOA
lmao
lmoa
Jesus was the one reacting
Charlie: "Girl friendzones nice guy and regrets it later"
Also Charlie: "I called a girl beautiful and ran away from Gamestop"
@@AxxLAfriku the three genders
@@AxxLAfriku what are you doing here? I need your whimsical insight.
Whats with this N-word guy whats his deal I keep seeing him everywhere
The nicest of guys, doesn't even wait for her reaction to preserve her dignity
Charlie: I used to brag about my virginity to anyone who'd listen until one girl felt so sorry for me she offered me a pity bj.
"Japan bombs pearl harbor, instantly regrets it."
More like “instantly counter attacked twice”
@@sauce4897 _prepare for nuclear attack_
"What happens next will shock you!"
"We shot at a couple of boats they sent the sun to us twice" Japan 1945
@@lightlock4 atomic bombs were in 1945 not 1944
Anybody: *makes a mistake*
Persons friend: "You see..."
So true
You see..
I think..
You know what..
Its a..
“I’ve got something to do”
So your see it not about what about the inside it’s about what’s on the inside of their wallet
Darman literally creates solutions for problems that doesn't exist and gets some sort of moral out of it
He rips off Aesop, which is like 2000+ years old
@@bobobsen Literally any story with a moral could be blamed as a rip off of an Aesop fable, however Aesop wasn't a person so it's hilarious you'd even say he's ripping the man off, when the man never existed
@@drewmortenson but aesop is a person from ancient greece????
@@finnmurtons8727 Right but the vast majority of stories were spoken from person to person long before being organized and written down. If you've ever played telephone you know that stories change through people, usually because of perspective.
All this is to say, while he may have spoken the words first, he did not invent the idea of telling stories with a moral, though the scenery of his stories might've been popularized by him. I feel it's Incorrect to call the fables all his, when many were likely created and slightly altered along the way.
@@bobobsen yo Aesop is still pretty based tho!
This is exactly why everyone needs a wise black guy to talk to. “Have you been yourself lately?” Genius!
Have you respeccted whamen today?
Have you helped your stepsister to get out of the washing machine today?
Wise black man is actually a trope in storytelling. It's known by a different name though. I'll let you look it up
@@The_Weasel_ thanks for that i knew i was black ,but i didnt know i was magical
“There’s something i gotta do”
"Man assassinates Archduke Ferdinand, lives to regret his decision"
What a wacky development.
Well, if he got to know that he just caused a socialist country to form in the near future... I mean, wasn't this dude anarchist? Also, great man theory, archdude was just an excuse to start a war.
Archduke Ferdinand's driver took the wrong turn, lives to regret his decision
@@mr.cauliflower3536 he wasn't anarchist, he was in pro-Serb organisation (Young Bosnia). And yes, Ferdinands death was a best thing for Austria-Hungary. They wanted to invade Serbia for a long time, just waiting for spark.
@@Марко109 Yeah ready to go to war but then they couldn't win to 50 year old Serbian farmers
I love how incredibly nonchalant those people are when leaving their families. I have more regret when I buy the wrong kind of yoghurt by accident
I have more regret when I need 9 dollars online and I buy a 10 dollar gift card instead of 9, 1 dollar gift cards
*yogurt
@Cubey 4life dam u gut e der
@@delightfullyjoyfulmiracl3255 can't grammer someone if you can't spell yourself
@@delightfullyjoyfulmiracl3255 both spellings are correct, be quiet
Charlie thinking back to his interaction with the GameStop girl.
Oh
@N-Word N Word
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D
My man
"Priest saves German boy from drowning. He lives to regret his decision"
Most people are unaware how many times Addie could have died if not some lucky circumstances.
He was Austrian
@@taxevasion4870 Austrians are as Germans as Bavarians, Saxonians, and Shwabians. One group, one language, and similar culture. They are separate due to some historical occurences. And anyways, Hitler and his village lived like few km from the German border, so there is really no difference.
@@erenliebert4576 he could have died in ww1, operation Valkyrie, if he's father punished him severely enough etc.
Crazy how THIS GUY had to survive all this just so Europe could learn not to use "let's fck up Germany" treities.
@@gnas1897 Yep, he is the lesson Europe had to go through to understand that putting blame on one group is not very good. Especially if that country has high industrial capacity and militaristic mentality like Germany back then.
Good lord these videos all have millions of views, how have I missed out on this content all my life?
Imma now check out the comment section of all these videos
You dodged them like them fire types be dodging you
I wouldn't watch them if I were you because they don't really give good messages
Cody ko did a great video on dhar man and why he gets so many views.
I think the idea is to watch them ironically.
Moral of this story: date people that you're not attracted to
@Justin Valle all proper jokes are bitter truths coated in honey.
Forcing a relationship when there is no spark is destined to fail.
But what if I start becoming attracted to them!? I don't have the money for that many divorces!
@@futur3ndings651 Don't get married unless you are 100% sure, you might dodge a bullet.
@@Junodragon6780 Tis was a joke, but I appreciate the sentiment. ^^
"Honey, a divorce.
If you don't mind
Of course."
-Charlie 2020
This is what Dr. Seuss said after cheating on his wife.
...What, too soon, still?
@@iwantsexseemyvideo4988 lobster tomato is my favorite vegetable
th-cam.com/video/itELsM1CQnY/w-d-xo.html 🤣
@@JeffreyThrash holy shit I didn't know that
@@internetdinosaur8810 He did cheat on his wife with his secretary at the time. His wife took her own life after finding out. It’s an extremely messed-up part of Theodore Geisel’s/Dr. Seuss’s biography, but it’s true-look it up, it happened right before he wrote “Horton Hears a Who.”
In fact, Dr. Seuss in general was a weird-but-fascinating guy. The “Dr. Seuss” moniker came about because he was banned from his college’s writing club for making moonshine during Prohibition, so he had to hide his identity to get back in. He actually did not like children at all despite writing children’s books and lived in a cliff top home along the California coast at one point to avoid interacting with his own young fans, not unlike the Grinch scowling at the Whos atop his lonely mountain. And of course I don’t need to tell you that most of his famous children’s books were then-controversial Cold War-era political commentary.
“Thieves kill a mans dog, lives to regret their decision.”
lol they didn’t live to regret it
@@melissafreed5903 they died shortly after they lived to regret it
@@-JaggedGrace- It was a joke
@@melissafreed5903 I could tell, but it cheated the narrative so it wasn't funny to me
Is this Jon Wick 4?
“Not the father” written on the signature line
It went like this.
"Sign your name here."
"I'm not the father"
It was his first and last dad joke.
It’s a European name
Just like Maury
@@dexis9412 Sounds more like a blq name.
“Gorilla kills wife, lives to regret his decision”
Ride wife life good
Kill wife
@@anonblk2967 think about wife
@@williamlux regret
@@chinmayathapa8671 Get a new wife, Ride wife life good
Dislikes a Penguinz0, lives to regret their decision
@Zouthth lmao
Ban the freaking bot
“You see, when i disliked the video, some people from the internet found my IP address and broke both my fucking knee caps”
I caught a hobo going through my trash yesterday... why did he look like Penguinz0?
jesus christ how many Penguinz0's are there
Purple guy starts rock collection, Half of universe instantly regrets decision
Oh. Took me a minute lol
Lol
i fr thought you were talking about purple guy from fnaf for a sec
Purple guy murders children, lives and dies and lives and dies and lives and dies to regret it.
"Guy addicted to Yugi-oh card. You cannot believe what happened."
He put his friends life and closed one in danger. In an effort to defeat the sociopathic ceo who also share similar autistic interest in yugioh cards.
And also he is incarnation of egyptian god cmiiw idk
@@inactivechannel6365 Right ! Should have done that.
Guy addicted to Yugi-oh cards, send rival to shadow realm.
@@bobbyfirmansyah8580 yugioh in a nutshell basically
also don't forget every Egyptian somehow reincarnated into a Japanese teen
@@senryokuu_yuno I'm wheezing😂😂😂😂
"guy gets a yee yee ass hair cut regrets it later"
lmao
Lmaoooooo
Guy Refuses To Let Friend Come Up To His Home, Lives to Regret It
@DmDx bruh its like 2am and I almost laughed so loud just now
John Oliver
When do we get: “doesn’t live to regret their decision”
Dhar Mann commits homicide in order to get a powerful motivational story
I mean ive gotten to the point of that really. I couldn't regret anything in life because it wouldn't matter anyways because we all will end
Whenever we watch “Stalker cuts Jesus’s hair in his sleep, doesn’t live to regret it”
@@georgewashington8097 what are you doing here? IMPOSTOR!!!
dhar mann skits summary: man does something wife doesn't like, then wife says "you see" *cuts to flashback of wife helping husband through tough times* then husband apologizes
Lol
🤓
It’s legit the worst thing u can do too
I just noticed that every time the main characters went on the correct path, they were guided by black people, every time
The morale is - find a local black dude, get some wisdom
Its almost like the media has been on a crusade the last ten years to portray whites as always inherently bad and blacks as always inherently good.
@@squigin3380 Alright man
@@squigin3380 more like black people are just seen as tools and white people use them as character development
@@squigin3380 Magical Negro is a trope you know.
Crying woman: "You cheat on me and get another woman pregnant?"
Charlie: "I know, right? So it clearly wasn't me with the fertility issues"
Lol that made me do a double-take
Plot twist: it WAS his fertility issues!
@@joinsideke double plot twist the Charlie's fling was asexual and reproduced with herself
double triple over 9000 plot twist the girl was dead
@@LooferMoofer 😮
“All I ever wanted to be was a dad and you’re just not breeding material”
Turns out it was him that wasn’t breeding material
@Censor Me censored
@Censor Me don’t we all?
@@jayce-__-_-_- Well I do watch but just not enough to know a pornstar by just looking at their tits. Too much would be knowing too much
"I cared about you all these years but you never seemed to look my way"
Shallow. Implying you only care because you wanted something in return. That's why niceguys get made fun of, because their actions make them inherently the opposite of nice.
So dude is shallow for explaining why he's turning her down? I'm sorry, I fail to see how it's shallow to let them know that you cared about them romantically and they never looked your way so you moved on. I'm pretty sure that's what he's doing here, since the guy literally says you'll always be my best friend though. He's not taking his friendship back or acting like it's the only reason she had it. He's just letting her know he moved on romantically (basically, she's too late) but she'll always be his best friend. Edit: Would you say the girl was shallow if the situation had been reversed and she moved on from him?
@@embersky3681 Yes I would say a girl is shallow if she did the same.
@@embersky3681 well if he cared her to want sth in return, is it really caring? Being nice means you care for someone/something without expecting anything in return. It's shallow for him to do that. It's the same if a girl do the same thing. It's pretty toxic to guilt trip the girl because she doesn't owe anything. The message itself is toxic af
@@aungkyawpaing2865 That is so easy to say. You never want to be in a relationship where you always give and never get in return. How is it wrong for the guy to have romantic feelings and hope of something happening ? Honestly, the way she treated him, even as a friend, was the wrong behaviour then. You basically want him to be a slave to other's feelings and never expect anything for himself? That's a pretty f*d up message to be promoting. I think he did the best thing he could. He tried, it didn't work out as he expected, and he moved on, like wtf is wrong with that ?
@@nemkos7781 bruh, all they’re saying is not everyone is gonna be attracted to you once you be nice. He was a friend for a reason lmao. If she didn’t want him, then that’s fair. Vice versa. You shouldn’t expect something romantic if you know the person doesn’t see you romantically at all. It’s shallow asf. And her behavior before was somewhat normal. They’re adults living separate lives, and she was spending time with her partner. But then Dhar Mann had to make it all dramatic and add the “oh the boyfriend left her and the best friend was the right one” bs. Now it would’ve been different if the two have been discussing about getting together, but one of them weren’t acting on their feelings and leading the other on. Being nice should be something in human nature. For instance, I hold the door open for someone when I leave out the door, do I expect them to get on their knees and lick my feet? No. They just say thank you and go on. That’s it. They’re not saying he should be this giving robot and get absolutely nothing. He has something and that’s their friendship and whatever comes with it. When you care for someone, that shouldn’t mean “well since I did this, then YOU must like me now,” um no, no. Caring for someone means that you respect and treasure them and wanting them to be happy no matter what. It’s called a platonic relationship. Now she couldn’t help that he had a crush on her. What does his romantic feelings have to do with her??? She had a partner that she loved and didn’t see him like that period. No matter what the best friend should’ve been happy and respected that. All he had to do was move on and find somebody who likes him lmao- and his friendship still would’ve been intact.
“Man breaths oxygen, lives to regret decision”
Oh no, I didn't know we got a psychic in this comment section
Did you know 99% of people who breathe oxygen will DIE?!?!
Man breathes oxygen. Here's what happened to his brain.
"Man breathes oxygen, he doesn't live to regret his decision, for he got covid"
"Man breaths oxygen, here's what happened to his brain"
Girl doesn’t date someone she doesn’t love. Regrets her decision
But he was the one for her1!1
lol
The tirle of the video soumded like incel propoganda to me. Like bruh, there are plenty of single women out there just practice spittin game at some and find one who resonates with you.
@@deathserpent9747 whats a spittin game
oh my gosh lmao
"Man eats Taco Bell, lives to regret his decision."
Man eats Taco Bell, his toilet lives to regret his decision.
Man eats Taco Bell for dinner, this is how his brain shut down
You take that back
This is some Chubbyemu shït lmao
I legit laughed at this
“Dhar Mann hits his child in public... lives to regret his decision.”
Charlie: "you see"
Actor: "No, I don't think I will."
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@N-Word don't care, didn't ask.
@@riskyy2657 OMG no way! Who gives a fuck?
@@riskyy2657 who needs a second channel when you have daily videos from cr1tikal on his main one
“she lives to regret her decision”
she was one of the lucky ones
@N-Word pointless edge is just annoying. just stop.
oh god
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@@riskyy2657 no
@N-Word My favorite video is when you said it in fortnite and they got so mad for no reason
Pewdiepie goes to a bridge in Pubg. Lives to regret his decision
@Monkey D. Luffy Yes, it is quite funny
@Monkey D. Luffy lmao you can forgive someone and still make jokes about them.
@Monkey D. Luffy Bruh :~|. Tf are you even on about.
BEST COMMENT EVER 😂😂😂
"I lost the chance to win 1 billion"
"A German artist gets rejected, the school lives to regret their decision"
You mean Austrian
ACTUALLY! 🤓☝️ HES AUSTRIAN
@@chad7523 Yeah, I'm a nerd, what of it? XD
@@JadeMau Austria is Germany. They exist because of WW2. Or else there would be no independent Austria
@@alimaniac1959 What are you talking about??? Do you know anything about the history of Austria before WWII??? Austria was Austria WAY before Germany was Germany! They were the heart of the Holy Roman Empire at one point, they WERE an empire! Please study history more. Austria has a rich, an interesting history! Hell, do you know /nothing/ of WWI???????
I was the nice guy, now I'm a 22 year old degenerate who plays video games all the time.
Those girls missed out
Hey. You look at me.
Look. At. Me!
Theres nothing wrong with having weird fetishes and enjoying video games all day. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
#NEETpride
@@revolverocelot1380 cringe
@@revolverocelot1380 I play games most of the day and yet I have a good job and am in university. You don't need to be a NEET to enjoy games.
I'm sure you're fine. Playing video games all day is pretty narmol
@@bobobsen You’re spitting facts.
"Girl Friendzones Nice Guy and Regrets It Later
"
Reddit Moment
@Le Homou Pog
Me when the
Edit
Thanks for the updoots!
Edit:
Thanks for the gold kind stranger
@@dogmaw373 Wholesome (pro)
Disney tried to buy “The Dhar Man Cinematic Universe”
It was too expensive
I wouldn’t be shocked if they did lol.
Disney is becoming a monopoly if it isn’t already one at this point.
No, the DMCU bought Disney
...*they lived to regret it*
th-cam.com/video/itELsM1CQnY/w-d-xo.html 🤣
“Man stubs toe getting out of bed, lives to regret his decision”
Underrated, bro.
"Man gets out of bed, lives to regret his decision"
Usually ends with “lives to regret the decision” or “ending will shock you”😂
Middle-aged man shocked by ending. Lives to regret his decision.
@@caveshlin How is this not a title yet
@@Floobsie dhar mans already made about 300 of the same exact videos so why go out of his way to put effort into it 😂
Boy questions the word of Dhar Mann, he lives to regret his decision
This made me crack up. Thanks
"you see..."
Boy questions the word of Dhar Mann, brutally murdered by Dhar Mann and his Dhar Mann Fam.
Nice pfp
Charlie's gamestop girl must be real pissed after rejecting a future Hollywood actor.
Watching Hunger Games carried some serious extra emotional weight for her.
Timestamp
She is pissed cause she is going to hell, she literally rejected Jesus.
Plot twist: After being rejected several times the NICE guy friend realized he was gay and got with the girls Ex boyfriend
@Mclefkeiwdisido to be fair he did say you want me hold his D for you because it big weight
“But you’ll always be my best friend”
Top 10 anime betrayals
@N-Word and who the hell asked?
@@blackswan8219 La feces
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@@riskyy2657 so crazy omg
The real shocking truth is actually that Charlie is not tall enough to go on space mountain.
Depressing tbh.
Bruh
She didn't even reject him. He just never shot his shot
What does friendzoned even mean? I don't understand it..
@@shisexee
when a friend confesses that they have feelings for you and you turn them down because you only see them as a friend, which is why it's called friendzone.
it can also mean the place where people who got turned down by their friends are placed in after being rejected. ("stuck in the friendzone")
@@shisexee its when a beta male doesn't know how to flirt, and doesn't have the confidence to just ask a woman out, so he pretends he just likes hanging out with her doing mundane shit like shopping and talking for hours cause he secretly hopes she'll just suddenly wanna fuck him some day. Instead, she ends up hooking up with a dude who doesn't follow her around like a lapdog and actually hits on her. Then the beta feels betrayed because he's her real knight in shining armor, not just some creep who wants to fuck her (except he 100% actually is), so he gets mad and claims she "friendzoned" him as if he was being lead on or something. It's basically the most pussy drying, sad behavior that any man has ever engaged in since time immemorial.
@@shisexee
A friendzone is when someone has feeling for someone else, but the other person doesn't reciprocate these feelings and wants to stay friends.
It has 0 things to do with cringe concepts like "beta male" or anything, it also happens to women.
The girl in the video was in a relationship so he wasn't even friendzoned.
And a nice guy is someone who doesn't have any self-reflection and is usually behaving very toxic.
The term is always used ironically.
This video is basically shit.
@@kevinshealy7117 Bullshit. Flirting and confidence are just a tiny aspect of initiating a relationship.
Women are not objects that you can have when you meet certain criterias.
You wouldn't date every person that knows how to flirt and is confident either.
"My dad didn’t pull out, lives to regret decision"
the guy behind this literally looks like an oldschol runescape bot
I saw his videos, I call him Triangle Mann
2:41
Dhar mann do be looking like a dude that makes story on problems only happens in movies though
He's actually a felon, no joke.
@Isaac Phillips We'll never guess what happens, it's shocking.
Charlie: "The shocking twist is that the Honda has a Ferrari inside of it"
This is Gold!!! Lol!!
@ agreed but by replying, you're acknowledging them
🍉🦞
@ shut up
CHARLIE GOT ROBBED :(
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Man verse machine
hello everyone, this is YOUR daily dose of internet
Yes
Pog
@@georgewashington8097 o
Cool
It's the same ppl
"Hitman kills guy taking the wrong corner, entire world lives to regret it"
"She lives to regret her decision" don't we all?
As a non bot we all regret everything even this fucking shit bot
No regrets
@MrBeast ✓⃝ wow it’s totally not a bot
@MrBeast ✓⃝ no
@MrBeast ✓⃝ OMg iTS mR BeAST
"my mom gives birth to me, she lives to regret her decision"
Ummmmmmm...... Funny Haha?
I mean it’s true
"She lives to regret her decision"
"She lives", like friendzoning some dude is a life threatening thing.
it's a recurring title in the channel
I mean it kinda can be a lot of the time
I mean with the wrong person....
its not whats being emphasized is living is a life threatening thing per se
I don't think that's the implication 😅
Man literally pulls a reverse card on her with the "you'll always be my best friend."
Dhar Mann's future video idea :
"Roman empire defeat Jesus, they regret their decision three days later" (ft. Cr1TiKaL)
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Holy crap I'm dying!
Lmaooo
@@riskyy2657 cool
lmao he walks out with 2 moby huges over his shoulders like RPGs
These stories are like that one scene in Simpsons where Flanders' kids don't go to the church because it turns out to be Saturday.
i dont think dharmann has ever heard of the saying "show don't tell"
GKPOO posted criticism for dhar mann, he lives to regret it
@@Giovfunny help he's at my doorstep he keeps trying to tell me to sign a video contract titled "loser gives dharmann criticism and lives to regret it"
You're right. Now I've got a comment to go write.
GKPOO should combine forces with dharman and become the greatest story tellers in history.
I do not have the strength to watch this in it's entirety
"Australians engage war with birds, live to regret their choice"
Let me guess: Oversimplified and the ridiculousness that is the Emu War?
@@alexandergodfreykleinhans8059 yup
Legit, emu tried to attack our car once, it was terrifying
@@randomperson8571 bro I’m Australian, watching this comment at 2:30am. Nearly woke up the entire house laughing
the title says "lives to regret" as if the nice guy was gonna assassinate her otherwise
Penguinz0 drifts his Honda Civic while high on ketamine, Then learns the shocking Truth
@@hasanpektas756 so is ur mom but that doesnt mean she cant DRIFT
@@hasanpektas756 oh im sorry did i make you cry?
He lives to regret his decision.
Never heard of a drifting civic
@@NightcrawlerNC not only could you mod a civic to do that with rwd but you could still technically drift a fwd, it’s just really difficult
one of the only youtubers i can watch that dont get boring after 3 mins
Dhar Mann’s titles are the funniest thing lmao
The titles are normal, but the content itself, its so bad its good
@@polyphonydigital it’s like “Mother abandons child,She lives to regret her decision” and its so bad it’s funny
@N-Word please stop
Dhar man titties
Indeed
"Are you the same person you used to be?"
"Yeah dude, we JUST got married! She knew what she was in for!"
You hear about the food item that completely kills a woman's sex drive? ....yeah it called Wedding Cake 🎂
@@keyman1969b She already caught the fish. No need to use anymore bait.
@@gorgefood9867 i thought the worm was the bait
@@R1ckr011 good one
This is like reading an incels fanfiction they wrote about themselves
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@N-Word that's so accurate to an incel I thought u were just playing along with the original comment until I realized ur a spam account lol
@@riskyy2657 this a rick roll probably is but whatever
@@riskyy2657 I’m actually surprised it wasn’t a rick roll
@@61936 what was it?
"She Lives to Regret Her Decision" sounds so much more threatening than "She Regrets It" like what the hell lmao
“Nothing, we play games together. She’s in my halo clan, GET UPSTAIRS!” 😂 straight gold.
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@Riskyy Dude you’re everywhere!
@@riskyy2657 Pretty fuckin pathetic you have to spam every comment with replies just to gain traction
🦞🐞
@@SirKrigeon 😂
*”Spoiled white girl learns her lesson after observing poor minority once”*
🥺 I love when this happens
@Nova Flares 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Nova Flares yeah they just tweet it on twitter
“I am helping society by existing because I am so blessed”
@Nova Flares quite a shame, but that is how it is
@@mrizal4233 "just buy a car"
When someone unironically uses the term "friendzone" you know it's gonna be good
What
No that doesnt have to do with anything
Man i mean it's 2020 don't people use their brains anymore if she likes you she likes if she don't then get your shit together and quite the garbage drama
"Girl friendzones nice guy and lives to regret it" is just a funny sentence in itself.
"American soldier visits vietnamese village rudely, What the farmers do will shock you"
One day Dharman is gonna make a short about a character based on Charlie, you won't believe how he responds.
this would be interesting, I can't imagine Charlie and Dharr Man shading each other
Man grows Jesus hair, lives to regret his decision
Man makes video goofing me, lives to regret his decision
You won’t believe
But they've already had a homeless character on Dhar Mann's channel. Lol
If a girl is only interested in you when shes desperate you were never her first choice.
Thus very likely to be exchanged for someone better, shall an occasion present itself.
Nice profile pic
Exactly.
You don't want to be a second choice. If you ask a girl out and she says no, but then "changes her mind", RUN.
It's true for all kinds of relationships. If your "friends"talk to you only when they want something, they're not your friends and are just using you.
@@baph0met I don't think those Two examples are equivalent
@@caiomesquita268 They are basically the same, both types of people could have good intentions and think you're just a really generous person. Like Dr. Phil says, you teach people how to treat you. If a girl flat out tells you no, it's fine if she changes her mind later, and it's also fine to help people sometimes. But be aware that people will often take the wrong lesson from those kinds of situations, people are creatures of habit after all.
Video: “Girl friendzones Nice Guy, She later regrets her decision.”
Me: Why do I get the feeling that these titles belong to porn videos
friends-with-benifits-zoned
Lmfao
Or in the news after a school shooting
Lmfao
Bruhhhh
She broke up with a man that cheated on her and moved on. How shocking.
Dude did you even watch the video? i could smell the god complex from here
@@rickygutz8427 sniff sniff
@@pureintellectualbeing3575 snifffffff, pure god complex on that one
He now lives to regret
@@tonybalony1871 sorry i thought it said Tony Balcony
"Child doesnt stop playing video games when mother tells him to, what the mother does will shock you"
*sandal intensify*
@@brandbruv8462 umm yea ofc it can be innocent can't it
la chancla
*Croc intensifies*
*wakes up in orphanage*
"damn."
George Lucas sells Star Wars to Disney, he instantly regrets his decision.
From the title “regrets it later” we already know it’s a godly Dhar Mann video
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“Girl friend zones nice guy and lives to regret her decision.”
*Like that’s ever gonna happen.*
He brings a gun
@@saintriley6702 well that was unexpected.
@@user-gk5vw4in8w not if its America
Nah I reckon there are guys out there who got friendzoned, got bitter and just focused on their jobs cause thats all they will have. Now all the woman want them but they don't care or can't see that they are interested. Bad ending for everyone.
That or they blow their brains out and the girl feels bad for the rest of their life, even though she knows she would never love that guy in the first place...shit that got grim hey..lol.
Yeah right...! Like thats ever gonna happen!
SOMEBODY ONCE
Poor girl... Now she doesn't have a person she feels good about friendzoning.
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@@georgewashington8097 thank you Mark Zuckerberg, very cool
@N-Word This is based and dare i say further more, and for what it's worth, i do in fact dare. quite redpilled aswell.
Wtf is this too many bots
@@dccxxvii_ LoL, too good to report ngl
Dhar Mann drinking challenge:
Take a shot every time they say "You see,"
Take a shot every time they tell what happened after a breakup
Take a shot every time the person "getting a lesson" says something along the lines of "I don't need it anymore." or "I'm grateful for what I have."
Take a shot every time the dude behind it says exactly "Hey Dhar Mann fans!"
Take a shot every time they have the blonde haired woman in their video
Take a shot every time they say "Now there's something I have to do."
Have a fun time making your kidneys fail.
Take a shot the characters new spouse joins in by the end
Take a shot everytime Dharr Man says “their entire life fell apart.”
Take a shot bullies have cheesy insults or tactics.
You feel like killing somebody today huh?
I will do you something better, drink water instead of doing shots so that will wash away all of the shit shown in those videos!
I need your details my lawyer will be in touch im nearly dead
Dies of cirrhosis
“I love this lore, the extended universe of Dahh Man” 😂😂😂
DMCU
DAHH MAN CINIMA UNIVERSE
Dar mann is literally trashcan content. The fact that he talks like he's asking a question with every sentence is the icing on the cake
He also sounds incredibly arrogant when he says he changes lifes.
No he totally has the best content I can watch days of that mans content it's the light of my day to see what Charissa do to Shawn after he left her for an ice cream cone.
Most of the messages are so shit that it's comical.
"Hey Dhar Mann Fam?! I hope you loved that video? About how you should never give up on someone you love?"
Damn, you're right.
At least spell the name correctly when it's plastered on screen multiple times.
This is what the kids these days call
"Based"
Take your pills, gramps.
You have an anime profile picture so I refuse to believe that you are over the age of 18
@@flaxentaster41 ok
@@flaxentaster41 ok
charlie doesn’t go on space mountain and lives to regret it.
Franklin won't let Lamar up in his crib, lives to regret his decision
Lamar says he has a yee yee ass haircut lives to regret his decision
this should be top comment XD
@@fglucky8489 huh
What Lamar does next will shock you
*parents get you a Honda* “ew, gross, I want a REAL car”
*parents get you a BMW* “nah, I’m good”
@Nicolasa fr
Those parents suck at parenting. Ground her ass, don't reward her bad behavior, that's why she's an ungrateful shit in the first place! Let her live to regret what happens next cos you smacked her.
I also like how this extremely spoiled girl watches someone get a bus pass as a gift and now she's turning down BMW's and acting like a saint.
@@joinsideke i think we have a boomer moment here
Im having a comrade moment. Take both honda and bmw and give it to bus pass girl