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  • @loveisaburningthing
    @loveisaburningthing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    jack: "we are going to get SO healthy"
    jack: *gives up on diet*
    jack: "yEaHhhHhH"

    • @sussybuster
      @sussybuster 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @S T Yes we don't B(

    • @salty1124
      @salty1124 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ellie 666 likes

    • @missenvygames
      @missenvygames 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I saw that xD

  • @blue_flame_art
    @blue_flame_art 3 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    Can we just appreciate how paddy's sis was always there for him, even in prison? rip

    • @mousepat9256
      @mousepat9256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I know right? So sweet 😭

    • @zs24689
      @zs24689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fayee

    • @lovelysophxox
      @lovelysophxox หลายเดือนก่อน

      she was such a sweetheart 🥺

  • @MoonMelodyArt
    @MoonMelodyArt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    "paddy is unstoppable"
    Paddy: "I'm thinkin a bit o' death taday."

  • @WrFisk
    @WrFisk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    I love how noones mentioned that literally as soon as he says "he's unstoppable" he dies of a stroke

  • @GamersUniteY2T
    @GamersUniteY2T 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3045

    I love how he’s so sad when his character died. Yet I go through 100’s of lives every 5 minutes

    • @user-vk7ul1mz7h
      @user-vk7ul1mz7h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      So true, I click that age button like it’s nothing

    • @henryR2006
      @henryR2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Gamers Unite I find I go ten years every week so I connect to the character

    • @Misakimeianother
      @Misakimeianother 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I’m surprised they haven’t run out of ideas for me

    • @panman-yc4hp
      @panman-yc4hp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ikr XD

    • @tokki5253
      @tokki5253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @I love XXXTENTACION Rip x I also love XXXTENTACION

  • @abghen2323
    @abghen2323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    "He gave up the Hitman spree" he didn't give it up he ran out of victims lmao

    • @voterpro9607
      @voterpro9607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was thinking the same thing. I wonder how many people he actually got killed

    • @Katojana
      @Katojana 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly what I wanted to say xD

    • @Shyrkos
      @Shyrkos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not really....He ran out of victims he would have known, but he could still hire a Hitman for random people if he wanted to

  • @vijaysinghgrewal9627
    @vijaysinghgrewal9627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    Jack: paddy has outlived everyone
    Also jack: hires hitmen to kill everyone paddy knows

  • @chicken7972
    @chicken7972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Gemma: Dies
    Paddy: attends funeral.
    all the under cover cops attending it as well: hmm..

  • @dylancook7732
    @dylancook7732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1459

    Jack: He's in hell, actually.
    Next episode of animal crossing: Paddy Fitzpatrick is in the visitors' tent.

    • @starblast-2246
      @starblast-2246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      It’s the jacksepticeye cinematic universe

    • @nubbobubbo5225
      @nubbobubbo5225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that would be hilarious tho

    • @nubbobubbo5225
      @nubbobubbo5225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Gamer Rellex most likley

    • @StrangerForever85
      @StrangerForever85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Robin ought to make a second character named "Paddy" and visit Hel.

    • @BamesNondHavingStronk
      @BamesNondHavingStronk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Gamer Rellex nah he's the grand Duke of Hel and Tom Nook quickly became Paddy's servant after his army of hitmen were taken down with him

  • @sweendiesel3149
    @sweendiesel3149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    Jack: "anyone thats a character isn't trustworthy"
    also Jack: picks a hitman from the godfather

    • @mikealot
      @mikealot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I love your profile pic, its daz black, when he made a video my fans roast me

    • @EndlessSummer888
      @EndlessSummer888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And the very first hitman he hired was from Silence of The Lambs.

    • @purpleqt
      @purpleqt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      but to b fair, a character from the godfather is kinda a more trustworthy choice than maybe a character name from like ScoobyDoo

  • @hellothere533
    @hellothere533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Jack: "Paddy is one of my favorite characters we have had on this channel"
    Toss Boy: *Cries in Chaos*

  • @manuapplejuice
    @manuapplejuice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    His sister is the only one Jack has no thinked on murdering the whole series xd

  • @konradberg669
    @konradberg669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    Gemma: breaks up with jack
    Jack: MY HIT MAN FINGERS ARE TINGLING

    • @TheRealBossB
      @TheRealBossB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She deserved it ! LOL

    • @rezaulkreza
      @rezaulkreza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She Broke Up With "Paddy"
      Not Jack.

    • @acerarden6634
      @acerarden6634 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      She didnt break up with him till he was in jail. He said his fingers were tingling when she turned him in

  • @LizziferLizard
    @LizziferLizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    ““Execute will” who’s will?” Was probably my favorite part

  • @phxmaell1338
    @phxmaell1338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Jack: "Paddy's unstoppable"
    Paddy: "aight Imma head out"

  • @silascastaneda4924
    @silascastaneda4924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    People in this game: "Does something to Patty"
    Seán: MY HITMAN FINGERS ARE TINGLING!

  • @demonicfoxx1169
    @demonicfoxx1169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1772

    "Execute will?"
    "... Who's Will?"
    *He's already making dad jokes*

    • @Mr.PugGaming
      @Mr.PugGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Welllll my name is will

    • @noone_important4738
      @noone_important4738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Will? Will? (only strange things fans will get it)

    • @demonicfoxx1169
      @demonicfoxx1169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@noone_important4738 YES, WILL IS MY FAVORITE

    • @WilhelmWilder
      @WilhelmWilder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Padd jokes 😢 rip paddy

    • @misocompilations1044
      @misocompilations1044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dragon TH-cam i thought ur name was is. haha- i’ll go home

  • @raccoonwithaccordion2214
    @raccoonwithaccordion2214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1726

    Another character in BiLife Jack should do: Toss boy
    Please, Jack, another one

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yes. Toss Boy in Hel, and BitLife would be amazing. I can see him bringing the world to ruin.

    • @raccoonwithaccordion2214
      @raccoonwithaccordion2214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@camerondon3712
      He should also do a random character and fuck shit up as much as he can

    • @chantelegulbranson5439
      @chantelegulbranson5439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@raccoonwithaccordion2214 Omg yes

    • @jacobcurry1388
      @jacobcurry1388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes!! Jack should make Toss Boy a long lost and distant relative of Paddy's.

    • @happyjellycatsquid
      @happyjellycatsquid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Another absolute psycho

  • @ruthannd.6250
    @ruthannd.6250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1135

    Jack: "TAKEN SO YOUNG!!!"
    Paddy: *90*

    • @AngelGacha-xo1yj
      @AngelGacha-xo1yj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      True

    • @vampirethespiderbatgod9740
      @vampirethespiderbatgod9740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      90 is young. wth you talking about? He wasn't even an adult.

    • @ruthannd.6250
      @ruthannd.6250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Vampire The Immortal God your name makes this better

    • @TheLilDookletGuy
      @TheLilDookletGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      90 is too young he's still a toddler like he was in the first ever episode

    • @ruthannd.6250
      @ruthannd.6250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Monkeh Second Channel a newborn baby

  • @jessicaqian7527
    @jessicaqian7527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Jack: "Let's go on a diet"
    Proceeds to end a diet he was on for 19 years.
    Jack: "Hell yah, time to be in the best shape"

  • @ButterflyColors
    @ButterflyColors 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1247

    If he makes another bitlife character I would like him to go in his settings and view Patty’s grave

  • @DarknovaMusicOfficial
    @DarknovaMusicOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Gemma: This car is stolen!
    Paddy: So you have chosen death....

    • @skythunder1964
      @skythunder1964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That memes a bit dead

    • @nozie677
      @nozie677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thunder and Lightning Warrior really Fuckin dead

    • @-Strike
      @-Strike 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HItman : but you chose jail!

    • @somerandomgamer8504
      @somerandomgamer8504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She was a cop, wasn't she?

    • @DarknovaMusicOfficial
      @DarknovaMusicOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@skythunder1964 just because something is not used as much doesn't mean I'm not allowed to say it, that's the beauty of freedom of speech

  • @mcadventurer1533
    @mcadventurer1533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2358

    “Paddy has died of a stroke.”
    Press F to pay respects...

  • @MatthewV114
    @MatthewV114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I like how of everything that has happened in Patty’s life he died of a stroke

  • @anthony-vp3dq
    @anthony-vp3dq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    "Suffering from anxiety? It's fine. Suffering from depression? It's fine."

    • @crybaby-wo7tt
      @crybaby-wo7tt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thats what my parents would say-

    • @vampiregarfield8949
      @vampiregarfield8949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me

    • @SurotaOnishi
      @SurotaOnishi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He just needs a meme a day to keep the depression away

    • @dylanmyers2910
      @dylanmyers2910 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s what my ex-friends used to say

    • @vinnytheyeen
      @vinnytheyeen 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But Bunions are completely different.

  • @piercem.5143
    @piercem.5143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    "I might need this plane to sneak drugs across the border."
    Sean... its Australia

    • @flaccidpeemes527
      @flaccidpeemes527 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What r u saying about australia

    • @Nnexialist
      @Nnexialist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True Triathlon there is no borders in Australia.

    • @imad_kazmi
      @imad_kazmi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      well if it's Australia then sugar sweets, because everything is upside down in Australia

  • @seatbelt05
    @seatbelt05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Paddy: *cries*
    Other prisoners: hey man, you alright?

    • @Nyx_The_Phoenix
      @Nyx_The_Phoenix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      We love that support

    • @WSV125
      @WSV125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "You need someone to drop the soap"

    • @darthmaul2580
      @darthmaul2580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the_suicidal_seatbelt because paddy is their role model and they loved him
      May he R.I.P

  • @dominicjackson6122
    @dominicjackson6122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I really hope Jack plays this again. It was really enjoyable.

  • @Boboplaz-ei7iq
    @Boboplaz-ei7iq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    Jack: paddy is unstoppable.
    Mr reaper: imma bout to end this whole man's career

  • @alterinam6791
    @alterinam6791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    "Time to get in great shape"
    Also Jack: Gives up the weight watcher diet.

    • @booga9584
      @booga9584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Excuse me F.B.I you're supposed to be doing your work.

    • @magolor152
      @magolor152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@booga9584 let them goof off, more lolis for me to lewd if they're not paying attention😏

    • @DaydreamStars
      @DaydreamStars 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you FBI very cool

    • @alterinam6791
      @alterinam6791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@magolor152 STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW! PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE, YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT.

    • @magolor152
      @magolor152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alterinam6791 I will resist arrest.

  • @rhettgranning3502
    @rhettgranning3502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    Jack's hitman taking out his girlfriend with a screwdriver
    Me: Jack's Hitman 2 series flashbacks

    • @catastrophegaming8327
      @catastrophegaming8327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Legit

    • @user-uj7zb7hw3x
      @user-uj7zb7hw3x 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *_DO NOT READ MY COMENT_*
      Zd

    • @comske8111
      @comske8111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@user-uj7zb7hw3x you can't even spell comment. No one cares about your stupid channel. Try next time

    • @DpLynel
      @DpLynel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CAPTAIN SCREW DRIVAIR

    • @jizzrag6079
      @jizzrag6079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      plot twist-jack isn't patty but he was the hitman assassinating the girl in hitman 2

  • @MattMann-cr2nj
    @MattMann-cr2nj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Jack: "It's time to go on a diet"
    Also Jack: gives up on diet.

    • @Tht1Dude
      @Tht1Dude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like me

  • @Riley-hi4fo
    @Riley-hi4fo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Sean: Can't find love again
    Also Sean: Finds his love for murder

  • @thenarrator9204
    @thenarrator9204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    "In the latest news, the surprise crime spree in Australia has petered out due to unknown events, but the new peace and quiet is being enjoyed by all, old and young.
    In further news, beloved immigrant and Fortnite fanatic Paddy Fitzpatrick recently passed away. He left several tens of thousands to charity in his passing and will be remembered for his kind charity and short prison sentence."

    • @Lady0Grayson
      @Lady0Grayson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If your goal was to make me snort and laugh like a mentally retarded seal...
      You Sir achieved it!!

    • @nmtrotman2011
      @nmtrotman2011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Toss boy should give it ago

    • @thenarrator9204
      @thenarrator9204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Lady0Grayson excellent! Glad to hear it's "Mission accomplished"! Captain Price would be proud.

    • @thenarrator9204
      @thenarrator9204 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nmtrotman2011 now that I would like to see as well!

    • @Only_gainz_official
      @Only_gainz_official 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      amen

  • @NannyCorz
    @NannyCorz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    *Paddy's getting so strong, he's coming out of prison and he's gonna be ready to fight back and bite skulls.*
    Oh thank you sister Faye, thank you so much

  • @MKfireandice592
    @MKfireandice592 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I've never seen a series on bitlife where its just one life for multiple episodes, and it was amazing, i wish he'd come back to this game

  • @Carter121301
    @Carter121301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    Jack: "Patty is out living everybody"
    Bit life: "I'm about to ruin this whole man's career"

  • @TheNewGuy69s
    @TheNewGuy69s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +936

    21:25
    Jack: he's outliving everyone else
    Me: probably because you killed them all Jack

    • @IT-sx8gq
      @IT-sx8gq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      by BITING THEIR SKULLS

    • @leanflounder7158
      @leanflounder7158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fax

    • @palontryys
      @palontryys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Javon Strover: 21:25
      Jack: he's outliving everyone else
      Me: probably because you killed them all Jack
      Me: This format is useless like this because its a comment

    • @CaptainSnek8468
      @CaptainSnek8468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @yogirlkiki8935
      @yogirlkiki8935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAO

  • @OfPeaceMind
    @OfPeaceMind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    My dog’s name is Jemma. The entire time Jack is sitting there chanting “Gemma must die” she’s staring at me with her head tilting as if to say “Mom why?”

    • @ethanwachsman9765
      @ethanwachsman9765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Poor doggo

    • @belowzer04231
      @belowzer04231 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @OfPeaceMind
      @OfPeaceMind 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Mighty Narwhal thanks for the insight?

    • @Jetstreamsammy
      @Jetstreamsammy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sokka969 wtf u so in-depth dipshit 😂

    • @sokka969
      @sokka969 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jetstreamsammy sorry ill delete it

  • @claral3550
    @claral3550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    sean! you would have SO much fun playing bitlife again. theirs been so many crazy updates since you last played. but if this was really the end, i have to say how much i enjoy rewatching this series. it's so much fun to watch :)

  • @housesports000
    @housesports000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    “Lets diet? yes hell yeah”
    *_Cancelled Weight Watchers diet after 19 years_*

  • @inaudible3381
    @inaudible3381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Every elder man ever: Buys a boat
    Paddy Fitzpatrick: Takes flying lessons and buys a plane

    • @JubbaBubbaJR
      @JubbaBubbaJR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ever heard of Trevor Phillips

  • @mariobuha1644
    @mariobuha1644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2116

    Do Toss boy in bitlife like what happened before he got to hel

    • @bbguns-mb3ef
      @bbguns-mb3ef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Doing that is like putting yoshi in a sonic game.

    • @mikayla783
      @mikayla783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      bbguns1234 Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games... Iconic Crossover Series

    • @bbguns-mb3ef
      @bbguns-mb3ef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mikayla783 in a sonic the hedgehog game...

    • @bbguns-mb3ef
      @bbguns-mb3ef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mikayla783 not Mario and Sonic at the olympic games. did I say that game? NO

    • @vic_x
      @vic_x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      cool idea

  • @kyleashtonyoungalvarez
    @kyleashtonyoungalvarez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love the at the end the moment is very sad and then all of a suddenly his outro starts playing

  • @shadowrose7033
    @shadowrose7033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +825

    DEFINITELY WANT A NEW CHARACTER!!! Why don’t you try to be the hit man this time!
    Also maybe just say yes to everything and see how long you can survive

  • @Noah-gv6zj
    @Noah-gv6zj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    "You've been sentenced to 13 years in prison..."
    Jack: Maybe this is where Paddy was supposed to be all along

    • @braydenbrown8930
      @braydenbrown8930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well at least hes got step number 1 of recovery down

  • @bipl4309
    @bipl4309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Jack: "Let's diet, YES."
    Patty: "I gave up on the Weight Watchers after 19 years"

    • @ashtrop3951
      @ashtrop3951 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Been looking for this comment xD

    • @bradengrandy8838
      @bradengrandy8838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Paddy
      I'd fix this before the hitman comes

  • @pandainnit4416
    @pandainnit4416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    19:45
    He said almost that EXACT thing on one of his Among Us videos when he was playing with Corpse Husband! I know that this one was written down and he came up with the other one but was a coincidence!
    For anyone who is confused, on one of Jack's Among Us videos they were playing Hide n Seek. When he FINALLY became 'it', Corpse accidentally disconnected from the server. Because of that they left the game and made a new lobby and Jack said, "Of CORPSE that happened."

  • @lilyrivera3112
    @lilyrivera3112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    “He gave up his hitman spree” did he tho? I feel like he just ran out of people to kill.😂

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    "He is outliving everyone!"
    Well yes, but actually no. Many of them died of -screwdrivers- _not_ old age.

    • @drereisetter4725
      @drereisetter4725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @bhartijha8417
      @bhartijha8417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      f to "many of them"
      don't forget to pay your RESPECTS

    • @Jiamil
      @Jiamil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Still technically outlived them

    • @totally.not.autumn
      @totally.not.autumn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      exactly 690 likes, nice

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@totally.not.autumn nice

  • @lukepoma6579
    @lukepoma6579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Anyone else remember when Jack was playing hitman 2 and his favorite weapon was a screwdriver XD

  • @BoosterSLC
    @BoosterSLC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Jack: "We want to live a serious life."
    2 seconds later: "CRIME!"
    Jack "I want to love my wife properly and go slower."
    2 seconds later: "PROPOSE!"
    Goodbye Paddy Fitzpatrick. Ya had a good run.

  • @WeebShinobi
    @WeebShinobi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I like the fact that’s he the only person who takes like 10 episodes for one life when every other TH-camr can do multiple in one episode

  • @alextproductions1118
    @alextproductions1118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    "I was just walking to a cemetery, and now I'm at a sex toy store?!"
    I'm beginning to see a pattern and I don't like it.

    • @Maripytta
      @Maripytta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your train of thought is brilliant 🤣 That made me laugh so bad

    • @ironbarkpotato
      @ironbarkpotato 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      im beggining to see a pattern i do like

    • @antoniocorsetti3222
      @antoniocorsetti3222 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was about to say this then I found your comment

  • @lovinarts1670
    @lovinarts1670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Paddy: *Suffering from anxiety*
    Sean: It's fine
    Paddy: *Suffering from depression*
    Sean: It's fine

    • @viupcake8062
      @viupcake8062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like my parents--

  • @moofusthedino9161
    @moofusthedino9161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I like how Jack gave up his diet while talking about getting in shape

  • @thedragon8989
    @thedragon8989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    "I want to buy a cello, but they're like $8000 dollars for a crappy one"
    I got my cello for $600 USD and my teacher says it sounds amazing, but it was also a local maker so it might be different. I dunno, maybe money conversion is different.

    • @SoupBrigade
      @SoupBrigade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ikr, my friend got her first cello from someone else fairly cheap too, like 300 bucks. It was a used one (that's why it's so cheap), but it was in prime condition and sounded great

    • @lukestoehr5315
      @lukestoehr5315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have a violin that costs 9,000 dollars all instruments are extremely expensive if you want a good one

    • @charli9289
      @charli9289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Luke Stoehr nah you can get a good one for a minimum of $800, in my country an instrument at that price is already high quality.

    • @SoupBrigade
      @SoupBrigade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lukestoehr5315 a good new one, from the store - sure, and idk even how much were all the accessories for it. But I don't think anybody would spend so much money on their first instrument. There's not a lot of point in paying for a grand piano or an expensive cello in the very beginning to only practice few hours a week unless you specifically have money for it and want it.
      I was playing a crappy piano for almost a decade before I finally had enough to get a brand new one, same for my friend. You don't need an expensive instrument your first year of studying although it sure is nice to have one.

    • @SoupBrigade
      @SoupBrigade 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@charli9289 lets let the guy flex his pockets depth :D

  • @EAZZEE
    @EAZZEE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    Paddy's in Hitman heaven, he's where he wants to be

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Would that not be Hell? Or in Jack's case, Hel?

    • @EAZZEE
      @EAZZEE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@camerondon3712 it would be Hel, yes.

    • @jaydenrogers8783
      @jaydenrogers8783 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for the spoiler warning
      ..

    • @bennydoesstuff7429
      @bennydoesstuff7429 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      icon shut up

    • @harrishealy8340
      @harrishealy8340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      foot fungus
      Read the title of the video
      Also don’t look at comments before you watch and not expect spoilers

  • @dancing_dementor
    @dancing_dementor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    “Paddy was my favorite character on the channel”
    Toss Boy: Am I a joke to you?

    • @nataliab4417
      @nataliab4417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Connor: am I a joke to you?

    • @Puppee101
      @Puppee101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My hitman fingers are tingling

  • @markpower2005b
    @markpower2005b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Paddy: Works out in prison to get buff so he can get revenge on his ex
    Also Paddy: Hires multiple hitmen to do it

  • @dylancook7732
    @dylancook7732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Just to think that this man started off making an honest living as a farmer.

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Jack: oh no Paddy’s in jail
    Me: first time?

    • @uptopz
      @uptopz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      69 likes

  • @gxnelxl
    @gxnelxl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Jack: makes a several part series each consisting of more than 10 minutes worth of Bitlife footage each
    me; goes through 8 lives in 3 minutes

  • @wolfasesina2293
    @wolfasesina2293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    *Life lesson: never date a cop*

    • @Eciujfossalg
      @Eciujfossalg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thx for some life advice

  • @JoaoquaviusRoonz
    @JoaoquaviusRoonz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Jack if you want to have more episodes of BitLife you can:
    1) Spend more time in prison, there are some pretty cool stuff to do there like joining a gang, starting a riot, trying to break out, earning respect (by attacking inmates) etc.
    2) Become famous. If you are really good at a job like graphic designing or something you can be famous and it gives you a “Fame Bar” next to your other bars (I mean your health bar and Smarts bar etc.)
    3) You could also add people you know into the game by clicking Main Menu then scrolling down to add Custom People. These people appear randomly in the game and it can be quite funny to see who they turn out to be (e.g. finding Felix as your boss or dad or adding Toss Boy in the game)
    4) If you have a child then if you die you can carry on as them! And when you die as them you carry on as their child etc. In short your journey on BitLife never ends! You have to be a BitiZen to do this tho but I think you are one already? Not too sure
    5) You can add your own custom city in the game (you can do this from the main menu) and its pretty cool. You could live in Hel for example!

  • @Termina_
    @Termina_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    “Could there be aliens in the game? That would be cool.”
    _Little does he know..._
    Edit: To everyone asking, yes, if you fly in an airplane there is a small chance that you can get an encounter with a UFO and get the Roswell achievement about encountering an alien.

  • @ethieboi
    @ethieboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    Jack: Commits several crimes
    Also Jack: Goes to prison
    Also Also Jack: _surprised pickachu face_

    • @hellointernet6849
      @hellointernet6849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheEnchanted: Makes A Fucking Dumbass "Comment."
      Also TheEnchanted After I'm Done With Her: *_DEAD MURDERED FACE._*

    • @donovanchan3749
      @donovanchan3749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Matei Coromelci too far

    • @henrygrey7857
      @henrygrey7857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also jack:CRIME CRIME CRIME HITMAN CRIME CRIME CRIME BITE SKULLS CRIME CRIME

    • @claytonseary7407
      @claytonseary7407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hellointernet6849 oooo ur hard

    • @jenniferharkin3023
      @jenniferharkin3023 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Hello Internet sheesh

  • @benjaminhaley3780
    @benjaminhaley3780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Not gonna lie Paddy started out bad, when him and Ciara married, he was the best he ever was, miscarriage, well... All went down.
    Also Jack, be a druggie next time.

    • @Eciujfossalg
      @Eciujfossalg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He also hired a hit man to kill Ciara like nothing

  • @magicisrealxoxo2030
    @magicisrealxoxo2030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    *You are suffering from depression*
    Seán: It's fine
    *You are suffering from anxiety*
    Seán: It's fine
    *You have a fever*
    Seán: OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO

    • @Geeeeeeeeeee814
      @Geeeeeeeeeee814 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      MagicIsReal xoxo just bite other peoples skulls and you’ll feel better😂

  • @theminifirefly546
    @theminifirefly546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    *the piano music starts playing in the background*
    Me: **crying** *no..not the damn piano again..*

    • @thepuppet1529
      @thepuppet1529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      BURN THAT DAMN PIANO BURN IT

    • @theminifirefly546
      @theminifirefly546 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Muhammad Azhari I don't know but it's known to be played at sad moments, mostly in Chase Brody related videos

  • @Winny-fc9su
    @Winny-fc9su 4 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    He should make a custom character and do stuff with himself. That’s the most ridiculous person I can think of.

    • @barendvanderwesthuizen73
      @barendvanderwesthuizen73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I agree 100% hope jack is still going to do this series. Think paddy could of have gone to the age of 100

    • @unku21
      @unku21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He should call him Juh-sean

    • @mysticspark2694
      @mysticspark2694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Challenge Singers I agree with you just imagine jackspecticeye as a criminal or a lawyer just screaming objection like Phoenix Wright

    • @Winny-fc9su
      @Winny-fc9su 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brian Van Der Westhuizen He could have... its all juh-Sean’s fault

    • @BlueMahDreams
      @BlueMahDreams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@unku21 YESS

  • @over_the_counter
    @over_the_counter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how he saved his live for 5 or 6 episodes.

  • @hazelbasil7404
    @hazelbasil7404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    "Execute will. Who's Will?" His hitman fingers are tingling and he doesn't even know it.

  • @Tomn8r555
    @Tomn8r555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I love how he said, “let’s diet”, then have up his diet

  • @dylancook7732
    @dylancook7732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Jack: Diet, Yes!
    Also Jack: gives up diet
    Jack: Hell yea

    • @Kyrajade12
      @Kyrajade12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I came to the comments just to see if anybody else noticed that lmao

    • @christianmcbrearty
      @christianmcbrearty 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @soapy3956
      @soapy3956 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kyrajade12 me too 😂

  • @dawndoesart
    @dawndoesart ปีที่แล้ว +2

    After all the beatings that paddy took in this series. All the illegal activities. He has a STROKE and THATS how he dies.

  • @masonbernheim7629
    @masonbernheim7629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    When jack doesn’t get the reference to godfather
    “Look how they massacred my boy!”

    • @sabbath222
      @sabbath222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mason Bernheim when luca brasi went over his head i wanted to Scream, such a good movie

    • @plasmasnake4774
      @plasmasnake4774 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mason Bernheim I know, he just realized all of the hitmen have been references. Lots of other good ones missed along the way!

  • @charlieslawnik3284
    @charlieslawnik3284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I think the moral of the story is Evelyn, don’t convict Sean of Grant Theft Auto and then dump him while he is in prison

    • @texaswilliam
      @texaswilliam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What if he's taking it in the bean slot?

    • @habeebhamood9021
      @habeebhamood9021 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      texaswilliam join him

  • @Mr.Gates12349
    @Mr.Gates12349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Luca Brasi was a mobster in the movie "The Godfather"
    Edit: RIP Paddy

    • @magus2508
      @magus2508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ik its the fuckin godfather lol

    • @liamclark6560
      @liamclark6560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There also a famous Australian band

    • @TheOOrtboy
      @TheOOrtboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      May your first child be a masculine child

  • @richardornblischkeoddsson3434
    @richardornblischkeoddsson3434 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    😪padi my main man

  • @sirjeffersREBEL
    @sirjeffersREBEL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Jack: Kills all of Paddy's relatives
    Also Jack: "Wow, nobody is outliving Paddy..."

    • @avachang8269
      @avachang8269 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Sklounse 😂😂😂

    • @sokka969
      @sokka969 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @leleslayss7021
      @leleslayss7021 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Sklounse 😂

  • @erikwoodruff5643
    @erikwoodruff5643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Jack: "Unstoppable"
    Paddy: "I'm about to end my whole career"

  • @kathrynglor1324
    @kathrynglor1324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    “I’m suffering from anxiety, it’s fine. I’m suffering from depression, it’s fine.”
    - Sean 2020 story of my life

  • @julianshepperdSOAOBR
    @julianshepperdSOAOBR ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:27
    Anyone catching any nostalgia from that?

  • @Yipyipyay
    @Yipyipyay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "Paddy was my favorite character on this chanel"
    RIP Nugget

    • @CyberBlastoise
      @CyberBlastoise 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And Toss Boy.

    • @Yipyipyay
      @Yipyipyay 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CyberBlastoise Ah yes how could I forget XD

  • @Blaise_T
    @Blaise_T 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Sean: makes will
    Bitlife: execute will?
    Sean: wHOs WiLL

    • @DeadShot-ce6bx
      @DeadShot-ce6bx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      R/woooooosh

    • @crabtoast5370
      @crabtoast5370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@DeadShot-ce6bx the hell are you woooshing

    • @SupSammyy
      @SupSammyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crabtoast5370
      The people who didnt understood the joke.

    • @Fizz-Q
      @Fizz-Q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@crabtoast5370 it's called the i eliminated my comment so u look like an idiot

    • @Blaise_T
      @Blaise_T 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SupSammyy I did understand the joke I was just highlighting it

  • @cheslocked9036
    @cheslocked9036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    "i'm suffering from anxiety?"
    "it's fine"
    "i'm suffering from depression?"
    "It's Fine."
    if that aint the story of my life

    • @narendrad4347
      @narendrad4347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its Fine

    • @user-uj7zb7hw3x
      @user-uj7zb7hw3x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *_DO NOT READ MY ICON_*

    • @zeddiehtooswe3768
      @zeddiehtooswe3768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      These “don’t read my...” channels

    • @SoldierMan1557
      @SoldierMan1557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's basically my life in a nutshell

    • @Flash4ML
      @Flash4ML 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THIS IS FINE

  • @TheLeyakMan
    @TheLeyakMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    22:13
    Jack: Unstoppable
    Paddy Fitzpatrick: Immediately dies

  • @nadinelawlor4247
    @nadinelawlor4247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1999

    Paddy at the start of the series: so ugly his parents got a divorce, had a first shift at 14, asked a girl to marry him at 16 and got rejected, got married to ciara.
    Paddy after ciara had a miscarriage: turns into a murderer, robs multiple cars, hires about 9 hitmen to kill people who fart on him, gets stabbed, bites people in the skull to kill them. Moves to Australia and marries a bean guarda at like 50 and continues crime
    Paddy at the end: turns into a millionaire, takes flying lessons and buys a plane, then watches stuff about corona
    I love this series

    • @clipsio11
      @clipsio11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Same

    • @jamesrobert2131
      @jamesrobert2131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      and becomes a fortnite fanatic!

    • @hxneyedbellsss
      @hxneyedbellsss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This is one of my favorite series😂
      Seán was the one that made me download BitLife and now I love it!

    • @lostsoul2625
      @lostsoul2625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hmmmmmmmmmmmm HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @nadinelawlor4247
      @nadinelawlor4247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pablo Hernandez I forget 💀

  • @cherylvollen8426
    @cherylvollen8426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Paddy: *hires Hitman*
    Hitman: *kills Gemma with screwdriver*
    Hitman before murder: you know I just got done killing an entire town with a newspaper and flooding the sewers with bodies

    • @sundigest1121
      @sundigest1121 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      bodies*

    • @cherylvollen8426
      @cherylvollen8426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sundigest1121 Grammer Nazi*

    • @sundigest1121
      @sundigest1121 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cherylvollen8426 No need to capitalize the first letter of "nazi"

    • @cherylvollen8426
      @cherylvollen8426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sundigest1121 ever heard of auto correct?

    • @sundigest1121
      @sundigest1121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cherylvollen8426 Yes I have but how was I supposed to know it was autocorrect? (Autocorrect is one word not two by the way).

  • @tobionabanjo1176
    @tobionabanjo1176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Jack: *reads* "Execute Will"
    *A pause*
    Jack: Who's Will??
    I cant BREATHE!!

  • @girlsalways9131
    @girlsalways9131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Rest In Peace Paddy Fitzpatrick.

    • @cheeryrozetea
      @cheeryrozetea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We Should Make A Tribute For Him

  • @finbarrdarcy5929
    @finbarrdarcy5929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    “Conspiracy to murder”? Conspiracy? You must have the greatest lawyers ever.

  • @benjaminketchup8710
    @benjaminketchup8710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Jack: **goes to start a diet**
    Juh-sean: **instead stops his current diet**

  • @jjgutierrez286
    @jjgutierrez286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Jack: im really into cellos lately
    Every cello player ever: hE diDn'T SaY bIg vIoLin

    • @purplepickle6921
      @purplepickle6921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ahem
      *MORBIDLY OBESE VIOLA*

    • @zoedixon9737
      @zoedixon9737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes I am a very happy cellp player!

    • @JM-tc3zq
      @JM-tc3zq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Violins are just tiny cellos
      ~ a cellist

    • @the3idiots36
      @the3idiots36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Big Lion I play violin and I can agree

    • @JM-tc3zq
      @JM-tc3zq 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@the3idiots36 Wait for the double bass player to destroy us all

  • @AutumnColoursYT
    @AutumnColoursYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really want to see more!
    It was a great series.
    Ideas-
    1. You should do a Lady who's really mean and famous.
    She's addicted to cats and snakes Lol 😆
    2. Your a Royle and you are selfish. 💳
    3. A woman who's crazy. 🥴🤡🤬
    4. Your successful in life and have the perfect life. Wife, Two kids, dog, good job.

  • @Thegeekedgymguy
    @Thegeekedgymguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Jack:"sniffles": whyyyyy, he was so young
    Paddy: I'm like ninety bro

  • @13s3rd
    @13s3rd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Jack: do uou want another gameplay of bitlife ?
    Me:YES

  • @jeffsabados8075
    @jeffsabados8075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    “Execute Will” “Who’s Will?” Well then...

  • @aidenkennedy3044
    @aidenkennedy3044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He should do this series again. One of my favorites