Agreed! The look on their faces when you say you want to check in, also. Are you sure? Really? Wouldn't you rather stay at the Holiday Inn down the street? And that's just the valet when you pull up in the rental car. Rolling eyes, deep sighs, YUP, been there, seen that! TOO TRUE! ❤😮❤
I just lost my mind because I couldn't find my credit card. Turns out, the 115 year old cashier at my local grocery store forgot to give it to me last week. You have to be the strongest bitch in the room, at all times.😏
That actually happened to me, except the person who signed me in was the one who tried to come into my room while I was on the crapper. Then they called my room and were like "who are you and what are you doing in there?" and I was like "This is the room you signed me into (ya morons)" and they were all "Oh, sorry (not sorry)" - Holiday Inn Express Putnam CT.
Or for example you book a room for 5 nights. 4th. day your room key doesn't work, and when you go to the front desk you discover they had it set for 3 nights. SMH
Greetings Jim, just wanted to say I'm dealing with parkinson's disease and watching your videos makes living with my hardships more bearable. Thank you so much for bringing light to my days. Have a good one and take care of yourself.
You're not just a great comedian, you're a great story teller too. The "slow- motion/rapid fire" delivery you unleash with jokes on horses, for example, is just one of the crushing elements you present with complete confidence, that doesn't go unnoticed. Thank you for decades of lol's I'm a fan for life. ❤
I worked in hospitality for over 20 years including many years in Front Office... And I totally relate to this ! 😄But try to imagine what it's like to check dozens if not hundreds of people in every f***ing day and being asked the same stupid questions evey singlt time... ("Is it a quiet room ?", "can I get an upgrade ?", "It's our honeymoon -my arse-, do we get free champagne ?")
I do love him and he's gotten me thru some bad times, but fyi, he's not always clean. For totally clean and hilarious comedy, check out Nate Bargatze :-D
@elflingskitten They're both clean-dirty comedians, it's just Nate doesn't cuss ever because of his upbringing. Nate will still occasionally cover a dirty subject, he just does it cleanly. Nate uses little to no theatrics or vocal changes, whereas Jim does. They're both the things you want in a relatively clean comedy act.
I loved watching this live! You are my favorite comedian and you bring my family together so we can all laugh and spend time together. Thank you for being so funny! 😂
I'll admit that most of the time his routine is the way things are. Back when the tornados whipped through the area I left home (no power) to get closer to work. I pulled into the Hilton Garden Inn Houston West Katy around 11:30pm and I have to say the person at check-in was wonderful, cheery, and knew what he was doing. While he was checking folks in he was still aware of and acknowledged and welcomed others as we entered the area. I was very impressed with his customer service.
dude youre a kind of comedic genius i swear. ive been watching you for years. the stuff you did with Conan, all your first specials...your tv show....but this kind of bit about hotels, you always shine at expanding and magnifying a situation into a stream of jokes, youre brilliant..what can i say. I worked at hotels before so I can totally relate to what youre saying. You have endless abilities bro, great writing. love you.
As a person that travels almost every week for work I’ve experienced all those things in one form or another. But the awesome genius that is Jim Gaffigan is that he can make it funny. I’ll have to remember this next week
Years ago, I drove three hours to see him live... it definitely worth the six hours round trip. I would do it again in a heartbeat although, I'm fifteen years older. 😅
Jim is a comedic genius! The storytelling, delivery and his funny presence just cracks me up that there have been many nights of me spending watching only his clips and specials. Thank you, Jim for all the laughs! 🤗
This guy is funny and also a clean comedien. This is the first time I have laughed at a comedien’s jokes. Hope to hear him again, have subscribed actually.
I remember checking into a hotel and when I opened the door, the entire ceiling had crashed on the floor. Went back up front and the desk clerk said, "oh, sorry. We've been replacing the roof." To which I replied, "I hope you didn't pay up front because clearly something's amiss." 2007, Chillicothe Ohio.
He is SO TRUE! Especially about getting a room in the building with the ADDRESS of the hotel!!! I stay in a place where 2 things must occur to be correct: 1, In the Sat/Nav, you MUST specify North (for the road) or you end up 30 minutes away. There are TWO roads with the same name except the magin "N" - There is NO "S" for south; 2. You have to go to address 403 to check in, but in Sat/Nav and common knowledge, the address of the hotel is listed as 410. My first trip was f u n to say the least, lol!
As a night auditor, I always put the key on the counter as soon as it was made. 20% of checkins left at that point, saving me from the pool/breakfast spiel.
Hilarious! 😂🤣😂..."Let me turn on this computer..." 😂🤣🤣
Greatest comedian in my opinion 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I have more than 1,000,000 Hilton points. Jim’s stories are sooo true.
Agreed! The look on their faces when you say you want to check in, also. Are you sure? Really? Wouldn't you rather stay at the Holiday Inn down the street? And that's just the valet when you pull up in the rental car. Rolling eyes, deep sighs, YUP, been there, seen that! TOO TRUE! ❤😮❤
The funniest guy that will ever live!!! 🎉
I love you Jim Gaffigen! ❤😃😄😁😆😅🤣🫠
And I'm not "tryin too get with you" 🙄
One of the greatest comedians ever!
This is why I love Jim. This was up there with when he was attacked by a bear 🤣
One I snort laughed when camping he needs a padlock for his tent. Next to tent is ma pa dalmer 😂
And the Pope in Philly!
„He had a cookie and a bottle of water.“ Hilarious, Mr. Gaffigan. Perfectly build up.
I can watch anything Jim’s done over and over. He’s an “everyman” who taps into the human experience.
The 'I need to watch him' resonates so deeply with me
I just lost my mind because I couldn't find my credit card. Turns out, the 115 year old cashier at my local grocery store forgot to give it to me last week. You have to be the strongest bitch in the room, at all times.😏
I just LOVE this guy and the way he looks at the world. Always makes me feel better if I'm down."
This man brings so much joy
thanks
@@jimgaffigan Jokes on you In November.
He's basically Santa Clause.
@@jimgaffigan 😃
@@hoppes9658wait whats happening in november?
That actually happened to me, except the person who signed me in was the one who tried to come into my room while I was on the crapper. Then they called my room and were like "who are you and what are you doing in there?" and I was like "This is the room you signed me into (ya morons)" and they were all "Oh, sorry (not sorry)" - Holiday Inn Express Putnam CT.
Or for example you book a room for 5 nights. 4th. day your room key doesn't work, and when you go to the front desk you discover they had it set for 3 nights. SMH
😂😂😂
I've been following Jim's acts for years. He got me through some tough times. Great material and delivery.
Agreed. 😊
Greetings Jim, just wanted to say I'm dealing with parkinson's disease and watching your videos makes living with my hardships more bearable. Thank you so much for bringing light to my days. Have a good one and take care of yourself.
I understand exactly what you are saying.
I love your dead pan delivery Jim ❤❤❤
You're not just a great comedian, you're a great story teller too. The "slow- motion/rapid fire" delivery you unleash with jokes on horses, for example, is just one of the crushing elements you present with complete confidence, that doesn't go unnoticed. Thank you for decades of lol's I'm a fan for life. ❤
You're always thinking about your fans, and it doesn't go unnoticed! Love to you and the family! Have a great weekend!
Let me turn on this computer 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The perfect anchoring gag for this entire bit! ❤🎉
THIS is a too relatable, well crafted comedy bit. I laughed out loud hard. Very nicely done.
Best I’ve heard in a while 😊
I love stories with happy endings! 🥰
I worked in hospitality for over 20 years including many years in Front Office... And I totally relate to this ! 😄But try to imagine what it's like to check dozens if not hundreds of people in every f***ing day and being asked the same stupid questions evey singlt time... ("Is it a quiet room ?", "can I get an upgrade ?", "It's our honeymoon -my arse-, do we get free champagne ?")
One of my favorite comedians! Listen to him every day.
I love when they try to make small talk and you can tell their doing it because they have to😂
Same in any store: "How are you?" They do not care.
Exactly.. I hate when salespeople try to make small talk with me. They do not care about me. They just want my money!!
Best possible ending given the circumstances 🤣🤣
You’ve been my favorite comedian for years man keep up the good work 😂
Observational comedy master and all-around standup comedian champ! 🏆👑🎤
Good story.
So funny. One of the best at his craft.
I absolutely love Jim Gaffigan. Imo, he is the funniest comedian out there. I'm sharing this with all my friends and family. Its pure gold
Jim. The only wholesome Comic that brings the LOLs. God Bless you, Mr. Jim!
I do love him and he's gotten me thru some bad times, but fyi, he's not always clean. For totally clean and hilarious comedy, check out Nate Bargatze :-D
@elflingskitten They're both clean-dirty comedians, it's just Nate doesn't cuss ever because of his upbringing. Nate will still occasionally cover a dirty subject, he just does it cleanly. Nate uses little to no theatrics or vocal changes, whereas Jim does. They're both the things you want in a relatively clean comedy act.
@@elflingskitten They're quite similar, yes?
What a great way to start the day....LAUGHING! I watched this video and could not stop cracking up! Thank you Jim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I loved watching this live! You are my favorite comedian and you bring my family together so we can all laugh and spend time together. Thank you for being so funny! 😂
Jim Gaffigan is hilarious 😂😂😂
Love the ending, it was the only way to go 😂😂 😂😂😂😂
Man, Jim can make anything ridiculously funny!
I stayed in that hotel . . . in two different cities!
WOW, they MOVED the hotel for you?! What a nice bunch of people. 😊
Ive loved' him since seeing him on Law and Order .I watched him over Covid with his family on TH-cam...he's the best.
"Let's get cookin'!"
God bless jim gaffigan! the funniest guy around!
I'll admit that most of the time his routine is the way things are.
Back when the tornados whipped through the area I left home (no power) to get closer to work. I pulled into the Hilton Garden Inn Houston West Katy around 11:30pm and I have to say the person at check-in was wonderful, cheery, and knew what he was doing. While he was checking folks in he was still aware of and acknowledged and welcomed others as we entered the area. I was very impressed with his customer service.
dude youre a kind of comedic genius i swear. ive been watching you for years. the stuff you did with Conan, all your first specials...your tv show....but this kind of bit about hotels, you always shine at expanding and magnifying a situation into a stream of jokes, youre brilliant..what can i say. I worked at hotels before so I can totally relate to what youre saying. You have endless abilities bro, great writing. love you.
I love this so much.
We love you Jim. My son and I saw you at the Paramount,Long Island a few years ago. Thank you for the years of laughter,even during Covid!
Jim I always want to listen to anything you want to talk about.
As a person that travels almost every week for work I’ve experienced all those things in one form or another. But the awesome genius that is Jim Gaffigan is that he can make it funny. I’ll have to remember this next week
I love your comedy, and you have got me through Covid 3 times now. So, thank you very much for your troubles.
He's still got it.
PHENOMENAL!
I let out a long guttural sigh because that last line was so relatable 😂😂
Years ago, I drove three hours to see him live... it definitely worth the six hours round trip. I would do it again in a heartbeat although, I'm fifteen years older. 😅
Jim.............you should do a pop up comedy show at Bucee's in Georgia like KIETH URBAN did in Alabama❤😅😅😅
Jim is a comedic genius! The storytelling, delivery and his funny presence just cracks me up that there have been many nights of me spending watching only his clips and specials. Thank you, Jim for all the laughs! 🤗
Great skit👊
What a sweet ending to the story.
Greatest stand up comedian
Whelp at least you were prompt for that zoom call 😆😅
Best ever!! Hysterically funny and your wife helps with your material? She’s so talented too. ❤🎉
I love that story, its so true.
This is just what I needed. Thanks Jim.
Keep making us laugh. 😂
We love the Gaff, priceless!!!!!
I love this guy
Love your stuff, it's always great this one was no exception.
Saw him live at the Hampton Beach Casino. I was in tears! From laughter, not sadness...
"walks in with his rollie bag." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love you Jim Gaffigan, so funny! 🤣🤣
The Jim Gaffigan I use to listen too still would have taken the cookie 😔
Hahahaha Jim you are hilarious. Thank you for this.
Like the new low energy style
The Greatest....
Excuse me while i "turn on this computer". Hilarious.
Retired now but in my career I spent more time in hotels than my own bed. Everything you talked about has happened to me plus a few.
Lmao a little different but I feel this way about breweries, the people pouring the beer are ALWAYS seemingly annoyed for some reason
Although very funny, I would call that experience, "totally normal". In fact, I'm amazed at the speed of service you got.
Hilarious 😂😂
This guy is funny and also a clean comedien. This is the first time I have laughed at a comedien’s jokes. Hope to hear him again, have subscribed actually.
He is the essence of PandaHumour! Which is exquisite!!
Jim is underrated
😂😂 rofl, he's hilarious...you FEEL his frustration....and still laugh 😂😂😂❤
i like new Jim. dark humor is the new norm.❤
Yes like the side voice...Jim your a monster❤
The part when the guy came in with a cookie and a bottle of water😂😂😂😂
I have worked in the hotel industry.
OMG this is so true at some places!! 😂😂
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Let me just turn on this computer. 😂😂😂😂
Lol that ending. Hopefully he also checked out and said, “I will not pay you. I will go find a competently run hotel now.”
You're my favorite comedian!
You know you want the cookie Jim 😂
Happy Friday!!
Same to you
Thanks, I need to just do an hour of work today and then unwind with a burger and a crackpipe.
I remember checking into a hotel and when I opened the door, the entire ceiling had crashed on the floor. Went back up front and the desk clerk said, "oh, sorry. We've been replacing the roof." To which I replied, "I hope you didn't pay up front because clearly something's amiss."
2007, Chillicothe Ohio.
I love Jim 😂
You always come up with great material. I seem to be able to relate to all of it, especially the food stuff.
That’s why I like Airbnb - nicer and you don’t hear other people in the hotel.
another triumph!
I don't normally listen to comedians but I happened to come across you on the TH-cam shorts. You're actually FUNNY! 🤣👍💋
We offered a cookie. I liked my job. It was at the center of the Oregon Coast! Way cool! * Cav *
😂😂 Oh, wow, that is so true! Nobody cares!! Great story! 🙌❤
I was there and was thinking (under my breath) "He complains about everything! Someone should get him a cookie! Maybe some water, too!"
He is SO TRUE! Especially about getting a room in the building with the ADDRESS of the hotel!!! I stay in a place where 2 things must occur to be correct: 1, In the Sat/Nav, you MUST specify North (for the road) or you end up 30 minutes away. There are TWO roads with the same name except the magin "N" - There is NO "S" for south; 2. You have to go to address 403 to check in, but in Sat/Nav and common knowledge, the address of the hotel is listed as 410. My first trip was f u n to say the least, lol!
thought he was gonna say housekeeping walked in which happens all the time.
That's every room in Vegas (espically the Hilton)
As a night auditor, I always put the key on the counter as soon as it was made. 20% of checkins left at that point, saving me from the pool/breakfast spiel.
I feel you