“SQUIRTING means nothing like they turn your best friend into a talisman that you have to wear all the time and it’s deliciously yellowed all the time”
Thanks to this video, there was a line I missed from his Cashies videos that I now really appreciate. Like a child waiting to try on a new pair of welding goggles, I couldn't wait to stumble around blindly. It caught me off guard and I love it.
Extended Version V1.2 0:00 - I've lost it! 0:01 - Goodbye dog 0:02 - I hate you all! 0:04 - I'm pretending it's 2006. 0:06 - Not aussie, couldn't understand :shrug: 0:09 - Do we dare to dance ao close to the sun? 0:12 - I don't want fish in my eyes! 0:14 - I'm gonna say that that is untrue. 0:17 - I'm what you call an idiot 0:21 - Little guts everywhere! 0:23 - Otopamahnamaχeχu, E 0:26 - SUPER BASS SOUND 0:28 - Offer friends sliced shoes like an insane person. 0:31 - You're so not ready for what I'm gonna do. 0:34 - AEG aeg ᵃᵉᵍ... 0:36 - Boy, are you switched on this morning! 0:38 - BEZEL! 0:41 - HP-ness 0:43 - Oh look we got a mess. 0:44 - Silver Plated 3.5mm Plug 0:47 - tbh i don't know? 0:49 - Unsu-ffle 0:53 - Samsung Beans 0:56 - That Sounds Villian Like. 0:58 - MTPMSCN 1:00 - "indifferent fish" 1:03 - shrekkle 1:04 - dankpobs DJ 1:07 - pair of shoes?!?! 1:08 - peckish? "Have a poo." 1:11 - Azuuuullllllllllllllll... 1:12 - Frank 1:16 - no. 1:20 - looks like sadness 1:22 - we need some cadavers 1:24 - Homert Extend if you want :3
0:00 - I've lost it! 0:01 - Goodbye dog 0:02 - I hate you all! 0:04 - I'm pretending it's 2006. 0:06 - Fair dinkum aussie 0 : Ozito branded whippersnipper 16 (Thanks @lashlimed!) 0:09 - Do we dare to dance ao close to the sun? 0:12 - I don't want fish in my eyes! 0:14 - I'm gonna say that that is untrue. 0:17 - I'm what you call an idiot 0:21 - Little guts _everywhere!_ 0:23 - Otopamahnamaχeχu, *_E_* 0:26 - *SUPER BASS SOUND* 0:28 - Offer friends sliced shoes like an insane person. 0:31 - You're so not ready for what I'm gonna do. 0:34 - AEG aeg ᵃᵉᵍ... 0:36 - Boy, are you switched on this morning! 0:38 - *BEZEL!* 0:41 - HP-ness 0:43 - Look at this, we've got a mess! 0:44 - Owee, we've got the worst one! 0:47 - There's nothing wrong with it... apart from many things. 0:49 - You can't un-shuff-le somehing! 0:54 - These are your worst nightmare! 0:55 - That sounds villian-like! 0:58 - Mm-t-p-mm-ss-c-n! 1:00 - Gleichgültiger fisch! 1:03 - I'm gonna call it the Shrekle™! 1:04 - You can't stop the Shrek rap 1:07 - A good lookin' pair of "shoes". 1:09 - Have a Poo™! 1:11 - Azuuuuuuuuuullllll! 1:12 - Frank the SNAKEEE!!! 1:16 - Phahahahaha! _slam_ No. 1:19 - Looks like sadness :( 1:21 - We need some Kadavers! 1:23 - We've got Beрt, and Хоmeрt, and Maрg. 1:26 - The sauce gets *SAUCIER*. 1:29 - So many grains of salt you'll have to go to the hospital for sodium poisoning. 2:23 The phone is on the phone! (@Topdowner09-vj3lp) 2:27 Music... and Setting... Music... Setting... (@Topdowner09-vj3lp) Got bored, you're welcome to copy and keep going.
DankPods is like the TH-cam equivalent of Heath Ledger's Joker; he's a dog chasing cars. It just so happens that the cars in that analogy are bootleg iPods
2:24 - 2:29 "There are two things in this world that know how to scream: music, and setting[s]" I mean, Sonic Spinball proved that idea pretty well already
a quick compilation of the phrases that, when edited together like this has been, create some funny (yet coherent) storylines: "There are two things in this world that know how to scream: Music...and setting." "I know what you guys are thinking: Why isn't it a Craig? Just to add to the 300 billion I have." "*slams hands on iPad* DAMMIT! It's a freakshow! I don't know what to believe in anymore. Ooh, it comes with a nipple, which makes you happy." "You see this right here? 'Does not come apart.' Oh yes it will. Nothing says true love like a divorce fund!" "I'm spilling the beans: It's only been kicked really hard once, so get it quick before someone kicks it again. I'm sorry for dropping your husband, but I didn't sell or lose the ring. That's a personal question mate and I really don't appreciate you asking it. This is a love story now." "SqUiRtInG?!? MEANS. NOTHING!!" "This is how they keep the weaklings off Wall Street: Ugg Nuggs."
"You wouldn't believe how many babies this baby could baby" is still the best line from any of his videos.
"You're wrong and you owe me an apology" is what he says when you incorrectly guess how many babies this baby can baby.
nahh the phone is on the phone is best one
But what about "Feeling peckish? Have a poo."
@@Calipsopawzz a worthy contender, but ultimately inferior.
@@TheSteinCollector Well what about "Music. Setting. Music. Setting. MUSIC. SETTING."
The dejected "Yes it looks like Amongus" had me absolutely dying
Beautiful. But you missed the most out of context thing of all: the mic tests
Nah mate that's not out of context. That's dankpods lore
I deliberately left those out cause if I didn't they'd probably take up the whole video
@@sennalye you should do a compilation of all his mic test stories next
@@thatcarguydom266 YES
"So, like, this one time mate..."
People, take notes. THIS is how you make an out of context montage. Nice work!
"You're so not ready for what im gonna do..."
*"A E G"*
D E W A L T ☆
"Boy are you switched on this morning."
Okayeg eg
@@Beautiful_Twisted_Fantasy BEZEL
B E Z E L
@@ThinkingCrimson hpenis
5:10 through 5:19 go together so well.
“SQUIRTING means nothing like they turn your best friend into a talisman that you have to wear all the time and it’s deliciously yellowed all the time”
@@Adric101 like an old sandwich!
@@Adric101and it’s DELICIOUSLY YELLOWED OVER TIME
Thanks to this video, there was a line I missed from his Cashies videos that I now really appreciate.
Like a child waiting to try on a new pair of welding goggles, I couldn't wait to stumble around blindly.
It caught me off guard and I love it.
Feeling peckish?
𝓗𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓹𝓸𝓸
Guys it's the A E G 0:33
*_AZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL!!!_*
Lmao easily the best dankpods meme vid I've seen, good work.
This explains why dank is the only TH-camr I pay a dollar a month for extra vids. Fantastic!
Questions does frank appear in the extra vids
@@zacharyirizarry8589 occasionally, but not like the short frank spot at the end of his regular vids.
4:57
“yo!! they got the dude its only a dollar fifty for the “
Well I mean it’s called the …….
W-we-well I mean let’s check the barcod-……..
1:24 “marg” had me dying 💀😭😂
I "watched this" on my second monitor while doing something else and it just felt like a regular dankpods vid.
Extended Version V1.2
0:00 - I've lost it!
0:01 - Goodbye dog
0:02 - I hate you all!
0:04 - I'm pretending it's 2006.
0:06 - Not aussie, couldn't understand :shrug:
0:09 - Do we dare to dance ao close to the sun?
0:12 - I don't want fish in my eyes!
0:14 - I'm gonna say that that is untrue.
0:17 - I'm what you call an idiot
0:21 - Little guts everywhere!
0:23 - Otopamahnamaχeχu, E
0:26 - SUPER BASS SOUND
0:28 - Offer friends sliced shoes like an insane person.
0:31 - You're so not ready for what I'm gonna do.
0:34 - AEG aeg ᵃᵉᵍ...
0:36 - Boy, are you switched on this morning!
0:38 - BEZEL!
0:41 - HP-ness
0:43 - Oh look we got a mess.
0:44 - Silver Plated 3.5mm Plug
0:47 - tbh i don't know?
0:49 - Unsu-ffle
0:53 - Samsung Beans
0:56 - That Sounds Villian Like.
0:58 - MTPMSCN
1:00 - "indifferent fish"
1:03 - shrekkle
1:04 - dankpobs DJ
1:07 - pair of shoes?!?!
1:08 - peckish? "Have a poo."
1:11 - Azuuuullllllllllllllll...
1:12 - Frank
1:16 - no.
1:20 - looks like sadness
1:22 - we need some cadavers
1:24 - Homert
Extend if you want :3
0:41 captions: "each penis"
0:06 Fair dinkum Aussie 0, Aussie toe-branded whipper-snipper 16
2:44 - kisiel z kawalkami owocow?
4:10 FOR THE MEMES FOR THE MEMES FOREE
3:40 “song”
3:38 perfectly Sums up Dankpods In a good way
3:43 flatflatflat *EUHGHFHF*
"I drive a nugget, I am a nugget" also sums Wade up pretty well.
@@CophinRuinz0rKestra yes it does
"Give a buck, If you give a Fu-"
I am unchonking as we speak
"remember this? doesnt come appart. Oh, oh yes it will"
...
"nothing says true love like a divorce fund"
the first actually good out of context video I’ve seen
2:25 that was a beautiful transition to the next clip LMAO
I love the fact that there are many MANY clips that almost sound like sentences from a video Dank would make.
Close your eyes and you can see why XD
2:23 I don't think anything is going to beat "the phone is on the phone"
I don’t know if I should be scared that I knew the context to all of these. No less an amazing video. Dankpods is a chaos like no other.
The AEG bit is my personal favorite
AEG aeg aeg aeg aeg…………
0:34
0:42 "HP-ness"
HPenis
ᵍᵉⁿᵘᶦⁿᵉ ᵒʳᶦᵍᶦⁿᵃˡ
ᵗᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵒᶠ ˡᵘˣᵘʳʸ
AEG Aeg aeg ªėğ
D E W A L T
"100% Original Real Capacity". In other words, MEANS, nnNYUTHING!!!
NO, EARTH SUCKS, DONT LET ME DIE
4:33 i cant imagine how long that took him to say properly
"Goodbye dog, i mean- I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!" - Wade
0:32 “You are SO not ready for what I’m gonna do”
*Surreal **_AEG_** experience*
You’re right I wasn’t ready for that
1:04 probably my most favorite line from him lol
2:25 There are two things that know how to scream...music and setting. Music and setting. Music and setting.
PERFECT TIMING!!!
2:05 God I love this part xD
The fact it still feels like a normal video is exactly what I like about Dank.
@1:38 this is the most perfect two things I've seen smashed together
He sounds really defeated when he acknowledged the MP3 player looks like Among Us XD
Wouldn't you?
@@Beefnhammer not really, because I’m not stupid.
0:00 - I've lost it!
0:01 - Goodbye dog
0:02 - I hate you all!
0:04 - I'm pretending it's 2006.
0:06 - Fair dinkum aussie 0 : Ozito branded whippersnipper 16 (Thanks @lashlimed!)
0:09 - Do we dare to dance ao close to the sun?
0:12 - I don't want fish in my eyes!
0:14 - I'm gonna say that that is untrue.
0:17 - I'm what you call an idiot
0:21 - Little guts _everywhere!_
0:23 - Otopamahnamaχeχu, *_E_*
0:26 - *SUPER BASS SOUND*
0:28 - Offer friends sliced shoes like an insane person.
0:31 - You're so not ready for what I'm gonna do.
0:34 - AEG aeg ᵃᵉᵍ...
0:36 - Boy, are you switched on this morning!
0:38 - *BEZEL!*
0:41 - HP-ness
0:43 - Look at this, we've got a mess!
0:44 - Owee, we've got the worst one!
0:47 - There's nothing wrong with it... apart from many things.
0:49 - You can't un-shuff-le somehing!
0:54 - These are your worst nightmare!
0:55 - That sounds villian-like!
0:58 - Mm-t-p-mm-ss-c-n!
1:00 - Gleichgültiger fisch!
1:03 - I'm gonna call it the Shrekle™!
1:04 - You can't stop the Shrek rap
1:07 - A good lookin' pair of "shoes".
1:09 - Have a Poo™!
1:11 - Azuuuuuuuuuullllll!
1:12 - Frank the SNAKEEE!!!
1:16 - Phahahahaha! _slam_ No.
1:19 - Looks like sadness :(
1:21 - We need some Kadavers!
1:23 - We've got Beрt, and Хоmeрt, and Maрg.
1:26 - The sauce gets *SAUCIER*.
1:29 - So many grains of salt you'll have to go to the hospital for sodium poisoning.
2:23 The phone is on the phone! (@Topdowner09-vj3lp)
2:27 Music... and Setting... Music... Setting... (@Topdowner09-vj3lp)
Got bored, you're welcome to copy and keep going.
ʰᵉᶦᶜʰᵖᵉⁿᶦᶜ
I thought you did the whole thing lmao
0:49 UnShu-ffle
0:06 he says fair dinkum aussie 0, ozito branded whipper snipper 16
@@X91_G31 sorry
I love knowing the content behind all of these clips, it's just great
1:45 *Zooming into a face*
Dank: *demon screaming*
He’s worked so hard to make his vids and his personality shines through in every video! Great montage! Great TH-camr.
"You are so not ready for what im gonna do" *aeg aeg aeg aeg aeg aeg*
I don't know how the fuck this got into my reccomended, but, it's here, and so am I, I love this video, well done
0:06 And now, the shipping forecast…
0:32 The AEG got me laughing so hard LOL LMAO 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
"There are two things in this world that know how to scream: Music and setting. Music? Setting. Music!"
3:20 that is what I'm gonna say when buying cars from now on. Watch the salesman's face of pure confusion.
4:58 is my favorite ngl
2:25 is a really good cut.
DankPods is like the TH-cam equivalent of Heath Ledger's Joker; he's a dog chasing cars. It just so happens that the cars in that analogy are bootleg iPods
I love this so much with every fiber of my being
2 minutes in and it already feels like an eternity i can;'t stop lauhging
never thought i’d live to hear dankpods say the word *ʼздрасвутяʼ*
3:19 when he said, that my precious Russian "D" is a capacitor...
That was funny
“You are so not ready for what i’m about to do:
*A E G”*
"Why not grab a deli slicer and offer friends sliced shoes like an insane person"
I have never been more seen
never thought I would see Dankpods out if context
4:38I can't get enough of you Gravey
1:23 I had no idea DankPods had the Stivensons in a video
1:37 "FReE mUSicCc"
This really got me rolling
I never realized how often he would crack jokes until this video HAHA
I love DankPods. My face hurts now. Thank you very much!
3:51 sus
He puts a little bit in his nightstand, gargles the rest, looks ya dead in the eye, and goes “yeah, mate, that’s glass”
3:15
"That's not a letter that's a capacitor" 😂😂😂
“They spelt AC/DC wrong, mate, that’s meant to be a lightning bolt”
so many of these are great soundclip replies
Cant believe it didnt include the "COffeeEEeeee" quote
6:37 “You won’t believe how many babies this baby can baby” Best quote
I both hate and love that I know the context for all of these
Actually out of context good job
"You are so not ready for what I'm gonna do..."
AEG aeg aeg aeg...
These are perfectly edited together
Man can’t wait to parody this
3:17 Thinking that the russian (cryrillic) Alphabet has a capasitor
д
Д
:>
2:25 *"There are two things in this world that know how to scream. Music and Setting....Music......Setting......Music."*
Alternative title: Dankpods has a mental breakdown.
3:04 OYOYO!
Remember this? “Does not come apart”? Hohoh, oh yes it will >:)
I am the proud owner of a billy goat named Nugget thanks to this channel.
*STOP YELLING PEPSI I GET IT*
It feels like DP has his own unique language that you only really begin to understand once you've heavily been drinking
2:24 - 2:29 "There are two things in this world that know how to scream: music, and setting[s]"
I mean, Sonic Spinball proved that idea pretty well already
a quick compilation of the phrases that, when edited together like this has been, create some funny (yet coherent) storylines:
"There are two things in this world that know how to scream: Music...and setting."
"I know what you guys are thinking: Why isn't it a Craig? Just to add to the 300 billion I have."
"*slams hands on iPad* DAMMIT! It's a freakshow! I don't know what to believe in anymore. Ooh, it comes with a nipple, which makes you happy."
"You see this right here? 'Does not come apart.' Oh yes it will. Nothing says true love like a divorce fund!"
"I'm spilling the beans: It's only been kicked really hard once, so get it quick before someone kicks it again. I'm sorry for dropping your husband, but I didn't sell or lose the ring. That's a personal question mate and I really don't appreciate you asking it. This is a love story now."
"SqUiRtInG?!? MEANS. NOTHING!!"
"This is how they keep the weaklings off Wall Street: Ugg Nuggs."
"приветствие! It is privilege to introduce to your face... привет котенок!" Who knew aussies were so good at russian.
4:28 when someone asks me what my opinion on foreign policy is
_have yellow_
““Bring the world home”, please don’t, there’s not enough room here”
(Idk what I’m doing)
A wonderful little taste of the dank, thank you.
“If ye wish to obtain from me the one year full warranty” was a sorrowfully missed clip
This method is perfectly working with my device. Great job. Keep it up.
"There are two things in this world that know how to scream, music. and setting."
4:38 it sounds like he is singing "have I got a girl for you"
Song lyric that it reminds me of:
"bobby come on home for dinner"
“Haytch-peenis” LOL
Honestly thank you so much for this. It's been a long time since I've laughed this hard :)
0:24
0:43
1:09
1:17
1:37
1:54
2:05
2:24
2:36
2:56 to 3:34
3:38
3:43
4:12
4:16
4:48
5:00
5:09
5:25
5:47
5:56
6:14
6:28
Dank would love this video
2:25 There are 2 things in this world that know how to scream:
MUSIC
AND SETTING
Music
Setting
Music-
"Hay-ch Pe-nis" XD
A E G
I feel like the best lines are when he's walking around Cashie's looking at all the weird shit.
1:56 big boy saw
6:17 pepsi man
1:28 THE SAUCE GETS SAUCIER
-ook, there are so many grains of salt, right, you’re literally gonna have to to the hospital for sodium poisoning
This is the Bone Zone, bones only!
I love this guy as he is just funny and amazing.
3:57 reminds me of that Apollo parrot saying "Glass" 😂
"WHY CAN'T THEY GET THIS FONT RIGHT, ITS FREE!!!!"
I've seen this attempted but this is the only version that fully encapsulates the true glory of dankpods
Probably one of the best compilation’s i have ever laid my eyes on
"There are two things in this world that know how to scream. Music and settings. Mu-sic set-tings"
It is *almost* perfect. I only wish you added *"DEWALT"* somewhere after *"AEG"*