“SQUIRTING means nothing like they turn your best friend into a talisman that you have to wear all the time and it’s deliciously yellowed all the time”
Thanks to this video, there was a line I missed from his Cashies videos that I now really appreciate. Like a child waiting to try on a new pair of welding goggles, I couldn't wait to stumble around blindly. It caught me off guard and I love it.
Extended Version V1.2 0:00 - I've lost it! 0:01 - Goodbye dog 0:02 - I hate you all! 0:04 - I'm pretending it's 2006. 0:06 - Not aussie, couldn't understand :shrug: 0:09 - Do we dare to dance ao close to the sun? 0:12 - I don't want fish in my eyes! 0:14 - I'm gonna say that that is untrue. 0:17 - I'm what you call an idiot 0:21 - Little guts everywhere! 0:23 - Otopamahnamaχeχu, E 0:26 - SUPER BASS SOUND 0:28 - Offer friends sliced shoes like an insane person. 0:31 - You're so not ready for what I'm gonna do. 0:34 - AEG aeg ᵃᵉᵍ... 0:36 - Boy, are you switched on this morning! 0:38 - BEZEL! 0:41 - HP-ness 0:43 - Oh look we got a mess. 0:44 - Silver Plated 3.5mm Plug 0:47 - tbh i don't know? 0:49 - Unsu-ffle 0:53 - Samsung Beans 0:56 - That Sounds Villian Like. 0:58 - MTPMSCN 1:00 - "indifferent fish" 1:03 - shrekkle 1:04 - dankpobs DJ 1:07 - pair of shoes?!?! 1:08 - peckish? "Have a poo." 1:11 - Azuuuullllllllllllllll... 1:12 - Frank 1:16 - no. 1:20 - looks like sadness 1:22 - we need some cadavers 1:24 - Homert Extend if you want :3
0:00 - I've lost it! 0:01 - Goodbye dog 0:02 - I hate you all! 0:04 - I'm pretending it's 2006. 0:06 - Fair dinkum aussie 0 : Ozito branded whippersnipper 16 (Thanks @lashlimed!) 0:09 - Do we dare to dance ao close to the sun? 0:12 - I don't want fish in my eyes! 0:14 - I'm gonna say that that is untrue. 0:17 - I'm what you call an idiot 0:21 - Little guts _everywhere!_ 0:23 - Otopamahnamaχeχu, *_E_* 0:26 - *SUPER BASS SOUND* 0:28 - Offer friends sliced shoes like an insane person. 0:31 - You're so not ready for what I'm gonna do. 0:34 - AEG aeg ᵃᵉᵍ... 0:36 - Boy, are you switched on this morning! 0:38 - *BEZEL!* 0:41 - HP-ness 0:43 - Look at this, we've got a mess! 0:44 - Owee, we've got the worst one! 0:47 - There's nothing wrong with it... apart from many things. 0:49 - You can't un-shuff-le somehing! 0:54 - These are your worst nightmare! 0:55 - That sounds villian-like! 0:58 - Mm-t-p-mm-ss-c-n! 1:00 - Gleichgültiger fisch! 1:03 - I'm gonna call it the Shrekle™! 1:04 - You can't stop the Shrek rap 1:07 - A good lookin' pair of "shoes". 1:09 - Have a Poo™! 1:11 - Azuuuuuuuuuullllll! 1:12 - Frank the SNAKEEE!!! 1:16 - Phahahahaha! _slam_ No. 1:19 - Looks like sadness :( 1:21 - We need some Kadavers! 1:23 - We've got Beрt, and Хоmeрt, and Maрg. 1:26 - The sauce gets *SAUCIER*. 1:29 - So many grains of salt you'll have to go to the hospital for sodium poisoning. 2:23 The phone is on the phone! (@Topdowner09-vj3lp) 2:27 Music... and Setting... Music... Setting... (@Topdowner09-vj3lp) Got bored, you're welcome to copy and keep going.
DankPods is like the TH-cam equivalent of Heath Ledger's Joker; he's a dog chasing cars. It just so happens that the cars in that analogy are bootleg iPods
2:24 - 2:29 "There are two things in this world that know how to scream: music, and setting[s]" I mean, Sonic Spinball proved that idea pretty well already
2:14 "this warranty covers products that fail to function properly UNDER NORMAL USAGE" otherwise it gets mad and does a bad job at your taxes or somthing
![[YTP] DankPods Dips His Nuggets](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/A76N6pEi1pM/mqdefault.jpg)
"You wouldn't believe how many babies this baby could baby" is still the best line from any of his videos.
"You're wrong and you owe me an apology" is what he says when you incorrectly guess how many babies this baby can baby.
nahh the phone is on the phone is best one
But what about "Feeling peckish? Have a poo."
@@Calipsopawzz a worthy contender, but ultimately inferior.
@@TheSteinCollector Well what about "Music. Setting. Music. Setting. MUSIC. SETTING."
The dejected "Yes it looks like Amongus" had me absolutely dying
"You're so not ready for what im gonna do..."
*"A E G"*
D E W A L T ☆
"Boy are you switched on this morning."
Okayeg eg
@@Beautiful_Twisted_Fantasy BEZEL
B E Z E L
@@ThinkingCrimson hpenis
People, take notes. THIS is how you make an out of context montage. Nice work!
Feeling peckish?
𝓗𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓹𝓸𝓸
Guys it's the A E G 0:33
*_AZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL!!!_*
Beautiful. But you missed the most out of context thing of all: the mic tests
Nah mate that's not out of context. That's dankpods lore
I deliberately left those out cause if I didn't they'd probably take up the whole video
@@sennalye you should do a compilation of all his mic test stories next
@@thatcarguydom266 YES
"So, like, this one time mate..."
4:57
“yo!! they got the dude its only a dollar fifty for the “
Well I mean it’s called the …….
W-we-well I mean let’s check the barcod-……..
Hey mom! Can I get the ? Please? it's my dream to have the .
5:10 through 5:19 go together so well.
“SQUIRTING means nothing like they turn your best friend into a talisman that you have to wear all the time and it’s deliciously yellowed all the time”
@@Adric101 like an old sandwich!
@@Adric101and it’s DELICIOUSLY YELLOWED OVER TIME
and i realised how with very little effort - *and i mean very little effort* - this is not the product of a proud man
Basically, everythings a nugget. I drive a nugget, I AM a nugget!
Thanks to this video, there was a line I missed from his Cashies videos that I now really appreciate.
Like a child waiting to try on a new pair of welding goggles, I couldn't wait to stumble around blindly.
It caught me off guard and I love it.
I "watched this" on my second monitor while doing something else and it just felt like a regular dankpods vid.
Lmao easily the best dankpods meme vid I've seen, good work.
0:32 “You are SO not ready for what I’m gonna do”
*Surreal **_AEG_** experience*
You’re right I wasn’t ready for that
3:38 perfectly Sums up Dankpods In a good way
3:43 flatflatflat *EUHGHFHF*
"I drive a nugget, I am a nugget" also sums Wade up pretty well.
@@CophinRuinz0rKestra yes it does
"Give a buck, If you give a Fu-"
I am unchonking as we speak
Extended Version V1.2
0:00 - I've lost it!
0:01 - Goodbye dog
0:02 - I hate you all!
0:04 - I'm pretending it's 2006.
0:06 - Not aussie, couldn't understand :shrug:
0:09 - Do we dare to dance ao close to the sun?
0:12 - I don't want fish in my eyes!
0:14 - I'm gonna say that that is untrue.
0:17 - I'm what you call an idiot
0:21 - Little guts everywhere!
0:23 - Otopamahnamaχeχu, E
0:26 - SUPER BASS SOUND
0:28 - Offer friends sliced shoes like an insane person.
0:31 - You're so not ready for what I'm gonna do.
0:34 - AEG aeg ᵃᵉᵍ...
0:36 - Boy, are you switched on this morning!
0:38 - BEZEL!
0:41 - HP-ness
0:43 - Oh look we got a mess.
0:44 - Silver Plated 3.5mm Plug
0:47 - tbh i don't know?
0:49 - Unsu-ffle
0:53 - Samsung Beans
0:56 - That Sounds Villian Like.
0:58 - MTPMSCN
1:00 - "indifferent fish"
1:03 - shrekkle
1:04 - dankpobs DJ
1:07 - pair of shoes?!?!
1:08 - peckish? "Have a poo."
1:11 - Azuuuullllllllllllllll...
1:12 - Frank
1:16 - no.
1:20 - looks like sadness
1:22 - we need some cadavers
1:24 - Homert
Extend if you want :3
0:41 captions: "each penis"
0:06 Fair dinkum Aussie 0, Aussie toe-branded whipper-snipper 16
2:44 - kisiel z kawalkami owocow?
4:10 FOR THE MEMES FOR THE MEMES FOREE
3:40 “song”
This explains why dank is the only TH-camr I pay a dollar a month for extra vids. Fantastic!
Questions does frank appear in the extra vids
@@zacharyirizarry8589 occasionally, but not like the short frank spot at the end of his regular vids.
2:23 I don't think anything is going to beat "the phone is on the phone"
1:24 “marg” had me dying 💀😭😂
"remember this? doesnt come appart. Oh, oh yes it will"
...
"nothing says true love like a divorce fund"
2:25 that was a beautiful transition to the next clip LMAO
"Goodbye dog, i mean- I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!" - Wade
4:33 i cant imagine how long that took him to say properly
the first actually good out of context video I’ve seen
0:42 "HP-ness"
HPenis
@@tudorpiktorul 8=D
@@ComputerBoyTheEntertainer What a nice face
H8==D
I don’t know if I should be scared that I knew the context to all of these. No less an amazing video. Dankpods is a chaos like no other.
The AEG bit is my personal favorite
AEG aeg aeg aeg aeg…………
0:34
crAEG
I love the fact that there are many MANY clips that almost sound like sentences from a video Dank would make.
Close your eyes and you can see why XD
ᵍᵉⁿᵘᶦⁿᵉ ᵒʳᶦᵍᶦⁿᵃˡ
ᵗᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵒᶠ ˡᵘˣᵘʳʸ
AEG Aeg aeg ªėğ
D E W A L T
"100% Original Real Capacity". In other words, MEANS, nnNYUTHING!!!
NO, EARTH SUCKS, DONT LET ME DIE
1:04 probably my most favorite line from him lol
"There are two things in this world that know how to scream: Music and setting. Music? Setting. Music!"
The fact it still feels like a normal video is exactly what I like about Dank.
@1:38 this is the most perfect two things I've seen smashed together
2:05 God I love this part xD
3:19 when he said, that my precious Russian "D" is a capacitor...
That was funny
I love knowing the content behind all of these clips, it's just great
“You are so not ready for what i’m about to do:
*A E G”*
He sounds really defeated when he acknowledged the MP3 player looks like Among Us XD
Wouldn't you?
@@Beefnhammer not really, because I’m not stupid.
1:45 *Zooming into a face*
Dank: *demon screaming*
3:20 that is what I'm gonna say when buying cars from now on. Watch the salesman's face of pure confusion.
"You are so not ready for what im gonna do" *aeg aeg aeg aeg aeg aeg*
0:06 And now, the shipping forecast…
0:23 *(professional gibberish reading)*
He’s worked so hard to make his vids and his personality shines through in every video! Great montage! Great TH-camr.
0:32 The AEG got me laughing so hard LOL LMAO 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I don't know how the fuck this got into my reccomended, but, it's here, and so am I, I love this video, well done
I love this so much with every fiber of my being
2 minutes in and it already feels like an eternity i can;'t stop lauhging
never thought i’d live to hear dankpods say the word *ʼздрасвутяʼ*
"flat flat flat... UUEHGHGU!"
-Dankpods (circa, 2022)
2:25 is a really good cut.
0:00 - I've lost it!
0:01 - Goodbye dog
0:02 - I hate you all!
0:04 - I'm pretending it's 2006.
0:06 - Fair dinkum aussie 0 : Ozito branded whippersnipper 16 (Thanks @lashlimed!)
0:09 - Do we dare to dance ao close to the sun?
0:12 - I don't want fish in my eyes!
0:14 - I'm gonna say that that is untrue.
0:17 - I'm what you call an idiot
0:21 - Little guts _everywhere!_
0:23 - Otopamahnamaχeχu, *_E_*
0:26 - *SUPER BASS SOUND*
0:28 - Offer friends sliced shoes like an insane person.
0:31 - You're so not ready for what I'm gonna do.
0:34 - AEG aeg ᵃᵉᵍ...
0:36 - Boy, are you switched on this morning!
0:38 - *BEZEL!*
0:41 - HP-ness
0:43 - Look at this, we've got a mess!
0:44 - Owee, we've got the worst one!
0:47 - There's nothing wrong with it... apart from many things.
0:49 - You can't un-shuff-le somehing!
0:54 - These are your worst nightmare!
0:55 - That sounds villian-like!
0:58 - Mm-t-p-mm-ss-c-n!
1:00 - Gleichgültiger fisch!
1:03 - I'm gonna call it the Shrekle™!
1:04 - You can't stop the Shrek rap
1:07 - A good lookin' pair of "shoes".
1:09 - Have a Poo™!
1:11 - Azuuuuuuuuuullllll!
1:12 - Frank the SNAKEEE!!!
1:16 - Phahahahaha! _slam_ No.
1:19 - Looks like sadness :(
1:21 - We need some Kadavers!
1:23 - We've got Beрt, and Хоmeрt, and Maрg.
1:26 - The sauce gets *SAUCIER*.
1:29 - So many grains of salt you'll have to go to the hospital for sodium poisoning.
2:23 The phone is on the phone! (@Topdowner09-vj3lp)
2:27 Music... and Setting... Music... Setting... (@Topdowner09-vj3lp)
Got bored, you're welcome to copy and keep going.
ʰᵉᶦᶜʰᵖᵉⁿᶦᶜ
I thought you did the whole thing lmao
0:49 UnShu-ffle
0:06 he says fair dinkum aussie 0, ozito branded whipper snipper 16
@@X91_G31 sorry
I love DankPods. My face hurts now. Thank you very much!
I never realized how often he would crack jokes until this video HAHA
4:38I can't get enough of you Gravey
DankPods is like the TH-cam equivalent of Heath Ledger's Joker; he's a dog chasing cars. It just so happens that the cars in that analogy are bootleg iPods
"You are so not ready for what I'm gonna do..."
AEG aeg aeg aeg...
0:12 I don’t want fish in my eyes! I’m going to say that is untrue.
1:53
"I don't even know who I am anymore"
Mood ;w;
I both hate and love that I know the context for all of these
"Hay-ch Pe-nis" XD
so many of these are great soundclip replies
It feels like DP has his own unique language that you only really begin to understand once you've heavily been drinking
3:04 OYOYO!
Remember this? “Does not come apart”? Hohoh, oh yes it will >:)
Man can’t wait to parody this
4:58 is my favorite ngl
1:23 I had no idea DankPods had the Stivensons in a video
You know you've watched too much DankPods when you know all the context to these clips
Honestly thank you so much for this. It's been a long time since I've laughed this hard :)
"There are two things in this world that know how to scream, music. and setting."
3:15
"That's not a letter that's a capacitor" 😂😂😂
“They spelt AC/DC wrong, mate, that’s meant to be a lightning bolt”
0:24
0:43
1:09
1:17
1:37
1:54
2:05
2:24
2:36
2:56 to 3:34
3:38
3:43
4:12
4:16
4:48
5:00
5:09
5:25
5:47
5:56
6:14
6:28
3:57 reminds me of that Apollo parrot saying "Glass" 😂
1:56 big boy saw
6:17 pepsi man
Cant believe it didnt include the "COffeeEEeeee" quote
Actually out of context good job
3:51 sus
He puts a little bit in his nightstand, gargles the rest, looks ya dead in the eye, and goes “yeah, mate, that’s glass”
3:43 flat flat flat, EAUGH!!!
Probably one of the best compilation’s i have ever laid my eyes on
"There are two things in this world that know how to scream. Music and settings. Mu-sic set-tings"
“If ye wish to obtain from me the one year full warranty” was a sorrowfully missed clip
"Why not grab a deli slicer and offer friends sliced shoes like an insane person"
I have never been more seen
4:28 when someone asks me what my opinion on foreign policy is
_have yellow_
““Bring the world home”, please don’t, there’s not enough room here”
(Idk what I’m doing)
1:37 "FReE mUSicCc"
This really got me rolling
This method is perfectly working with my device. Great job. Keep it up.
2:24 - 2:29 "There are two things in this world that know how to scream: music, and setting[s]"
I mean, Sonic Spinball proved that idea pretty well already
*STOP YELLING PEPSI I GET IT*
I've seen this attempted but this is the only version that fully encapsulates the true glory of dankpods
6:37 “You won’t believe how many babies this baby can baby” Best quote
never thought I would see Dankpods out if context
“Haytch-peenis” LOL
Mate, I want more of this. This is just awesome.
You really wouldn't expect an audio tech review channel to be a comedic genius
2:14 "this warranty covers products that fail to function properly UNDER NORMAL USAGE" otherwise it gets mad and does a bad job at your taxes or somthing
I feel like the best lines are when he's walking around Cashie's looking at all the weird shit.
"now, you're probably thinking 'Why isn't it a craig?'"
"just to add to the 300 billion i now have"
It's like digging up your dog from 10 years ago just to see him again.
Dank would love this video
I DONT WANT FISH IN MY EYES!
4:38 it sounds like he is singing "have I got a girl for you"
Song lyric that it reminds me of:
"bobby come on home for dinner"
When he said “STOP YELLING PEPSI” I was the one who started that lol
3:17 Thinking that the russian (cryrillic) Alphabet has a capasitor
д
Д
:>
1:28 THE SAUCE GETS SAUCIER
-ook, there are so many grains of salt, right, you’re literally gonna have to to the hospital for sodium poisoning
This is the Bone Zone, bones only!