Do Nancy Drew Deception Island, its a Game where YOU a Redheaded Teenage Detective, solves Mysteries and also did I forget to Mention you can Make Sandwiches in this game, As a Teenage Girl..... You can also make a Peanutbutter & Jellyfish Sandwich and get a Game Over, do it for the lols
Everytime i see a video game do "water breaks your fall at a great height" i remember the mythbysters episode where that was the most damage done to their test dummy ever. Like the dummy's body was shattered to pieces and they couldnt find most of it.
They even had a doctor on hand who explained to them how the horrific damage suffered on impact would almost certainly murder you outright. And Link fucking dives in, from the _sky,_ head-first.
That's on earth with earth gravity and earth water. On different planets with different amounts of gravity and different liquids it's a different story.
The fact that Purah was an adult, but accidentally made herself a kid, only to have to gradually become an adult again, is kinda horrifying when you consider that she’s had to go through puberty twice normally, and once in reverse.
@@zyriantel9601Ehh, I feel like puberty wouldn’t be so bad the second time through. Most of the drama is from the psychological aspect of the rapid physical and mental development; as well as having to take on adult roles & responsibilities for the first time without really knowing how best to deal with them. Since she stayed an adult mentally and kept her memories, it would have pretty much just been a physical growth spurt for her. Actually, for someone who had already experienced late adulthood, getting to go back to the body of a teenager/early adult was probably pretty sweet. I’m only in my late 30s, and I already miss how my body was more resilient and limber in my teens & early 20s. No back pain, no hangovers, no muscle cramps, everything healed super-fast, etc.
i love this channel so much because of the quality. the fact that at 19:58 when the field expanded to touch link's feet the text above his head flashed yellow. its insane how much effort when into these
@@moosesues8887Ah yes, a wild Fornite/Valorant player finding a single player story game for the first time. Take a gander everyone, this is a rare sight
"I'm like 98% sure this is not what I'm supposed to be doing, but this is how I'm solving this puzzle" Perfectly encapsulates this entire game for me 😂
From someone who has played Banjo Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts when I was younger; it feels like whatever Sora said in the intro for one of the Kingdom Heart games about a far off memory that maybe was a dream or something
Speaking of goat-f*cking, one of the things they never talk about or show in the game is Rauru and Sonya's kid. They never show them having kids they never say that they have kids we just assume that they're zelda's ancestors. For all we know the true hyrulian line died when those two did or zelda got it on with some random dude before she transformed.
There is confirmation that they have a kid. They literally mention Zelda being their descendant. The details on the kid are nonexistent. We only know at some point they had to have one, and at some point later down the blood line their kid was one of the incarnations of link, and was a Hylian-Zonai hybrid. Its kind of weird how ambiguous they are with it though.
Still it kinda annoying to get to them and sometimes it too late. Either your character are defeated or the enemy is killed before you use the ability. Also one more thing, you accidentally click the wrong companions.
I'm glad you also did the memories out of order...thought that was a weird thing they allowed you to do. One minute seeing Sonia all healthy and talking to Zelda, then boom! Dead.
I think that if you talk to Impa she suggests you which geoglyph you should go to next and if you follow what she says you can go in the proper order. Still I noticed it to late and had the same thing happen to me
I found the ancient temple's hieroglyphs after doing the Zora story (and subsequently going to the final boss) and I couldn't figure out why I couldn't interact with anything because I hadn't done the starting stuff for that subplot.
I haven't played the game yet and tried to avoid spoilers but I couldn't wait to see this video before I played because your videos are too damn funny. Especially with the amazing edits. Totally worth the spoilers. 😂
There's almost a sense of relief... Realizing that i didnt soil my experience playing that first one with playing this soulless cash grab that followed. No offense to the VAs, they gave it their best... It just shouldn't exist.
It honestly just feels like an expansion or revision, not a new game worth $70 (I fucked up and bought it full price). The first felt much more complete, and TotK as a test for the new abilities.
13:41 I've played it. It's actually a decent game, despite not being what most people wanted. The opening acts are slow going, and quite empty... but the worlds are visually interesting and the vehicle building becomes quite open-ended by the end. If it were anything other than a Banjo Kazooie game, it'd probably be a cult classic-- but less people would know about it. It feels more like rare wanted to make something new, but wasn't confident they could keep selling new games under Microsoft without pulling from their past IPs that worked. I actually thought the comparison was flattering. The idea of making contraptions fit for specific tasks or purposes on the fly is the last thing I expected and the first thing I didn't know I needed from BoTW.
16:16 so this is the experience everyone else had with the sandstorm, I just launched out of the tower and glided all the way to Gerardo city main entrance
I never requested games before since i like whatever u made really But u really need to make multiple videos for baldur gates 3 I am really looking forward to seeing your reactions to the quests and dialogue in the game 😂
Is it bad you just make me realize prince Sidon IS a wordplay on poseidon!!! God I'm dumb. But dude your videos always crack me up! You're hands down my favorite TH-cam. I'm not even kidding. UPLOAD MORE OFTEN..... please! But again, another great video. Your collab videos are sooooo funny
do re mi fa so la si do (dorephan) (mipha) (zora) (sidon). it's also wordplay to do with sight reading music notes :) in past games, zora babies are depicted as tadpoles that bear a strong resemblance to music notes! "dorephan" also sounds a little like dolphin.
I remember when Hawke skydived down to Kirkwall with their right arm busted and replaced by a dead guy’s magical arm, therefore making them enemies of the Templar Order on sight.
It’s like he’s reading a script directly from my internal monologue when I first started playing except I didn’t realize I needed the paraglider until Impa was like, “ now that we’re way up in the air in my hot air balloon, you can get lost now. Just yeet yourself and use the paraglider to get down safely”.
Like, I’m not gonna straight up say those are just extra shiny meth crystals, BUT, the way he responds to having one or finding out you don’t have enough is kinda, well…
Link can parry anything. The strongest attack is the talus... which is the equivalent of a car going 60mph down the freeway. The fact that he dosnt sink into the ground with the muscle mass it takes is a miracle. Link could probably freefall from orbit and crack the planet in two and he'd be fine.
7:19 Man, he really doesn't like you showed up empty-handed. I guess games are like movies you get a certain amount of F U's before they increase the age rating.
You have now met someone who has played and beaten Banjo Kazooie Nuts N Bolts... The end credits are a show case of vehicle the staff made and that's it.
Hey pal, are you going to do a Jagged Alliance video one day? You seem like the kind of guy that would play those. Love the Gosling thumbnails, keep'em coming!
Honestly, I ran into that same flashback after doing the first one, so the story order was always jarring to me... Kinda wish the game would just force the flashbacks to play in order no matter which one you do.
Same problem in the first game, they didn’t really improve the storytelling aspect of the game in any way. Although the first game kind of hinted at the order in the camera app.
@@makotoyuki9498 Well, I guess this is Nintendo's harsh response to post-Modern gamers demanding for MORE FREEDOM in their gameplay, so they just threw out every linear idea they had and made the whole game as open as possible to accommodate this new desire for MORE FREEDOM. Ironically the response they get for this is the demand for a more linear experience like the good ol days.
Another speedy turnaround after a game release.
Looking forward to baldurs gate 3 next year!
Such spped wow
Do Nancy Drew Deception Island, its a Game where YOU a Redheaded Teenage Detective, solves Mysteries and also did I forget to Mention you can Make Sandwiches in this game, As a Teenage Girl.....
You can also make a Peanutbutter & Jellyfish Sandwich and get a Game Over, do it for the lols
Gameplay spoiled. Now I must remove it from the backlog 😔@@evanallaire2829
@@Pongsifu damn.....
Do Trail of the Twister
Everytime i see a video game do "water breaks your fall at a great height" i remember the mythbysters episode where that was the most damage done to their test dummy ever. Like the dummy's body was shattered to pieces and they couldnt find most of it.
They even had a doctor on hand who explained to them how the horrific damage suffered on impact would almost certainly murder you outright.
And Link fucking dives in, from the _sky,_ head-first.
@@zyriantel9601And he survives with no harm done, add that to his feats of strength i guess
That's on earth with earth gravity and earth water. On different planets with different amounts of gravity and different liquids it's a different story.
@@gupiwa Miyamoto agreed to say that Hyrule is on Earth (let's pretend this counts as canon and ignore other magical attributes)
@@gupiwa Hyrule is on earth
Water is H2O, it's not like they make hydrogen molecules different over at Rigel 7.
Watching Pong control Link in this game is like watching the special kid hammering the different shaped pegs through the wrong shaped holes
😂
"thats right! Into the square Hole it goes :D"
Hahahaha wow dude you're so hilarious with your edgy middle school humor 😂 you must be the most popular guy at the 7th grade lunch table
@@majestic5727 what? That's edgy to you??
@@DaWelshman Oh boy, here come all the incels to dogpile me for not finding ableism funny
Zelda: “blushes” Link can you please wear protection
Link: “puts on his climbing gear”
More like *puts on swimming gear* or depths gear if qe going ham 😂
@@TheGrossDemon
He needs the climbing gear for Urbosa
@That1Th3rian..
I don't even remember writing this 😭
@@TheGrossDemon he's a manlet so he's gotta do some climbing before he reaches zelda
6:05 "I wouldn't hurt anyone" he says while there's a Korok attached to a board swimming upside-down in the background...
Dont know if "swiming" as much as "struggling not to drown"
@@danyf7429 What do you think swimming is?
@@bjchit That must mean that Olympic swimmers have learned how to make fighting for their lives an art form
@@bjchit Never thought about it that way, very good point! lol
The fact that Purah was an adult, but accidentally made herself a kid, only to have to gradually become an adult again, is kinda horrifying when you consider that she’s had to go through puberty twice normally, and once in reverse.
She didn't have to gradually become an adult again - the game states that she successfully did science bullshit to age herself up back into an adult.
@@lostcursor6518 Ah, well that makes it a bit better again.
Still a shame about the reverse puberty, though.
@@zyriantel9601Ehh, I feel like puberty wouldn’t be so bad the second time through. Most of the drama is from the psychological aspect of the rapid physical and mental development; as well as having to take on adult roles & responsibilities for the first time without really knowing how best to deal with them. Since she stayed an adult mentally and kept her memories, it would have pretty much just been a physical growth spurt for her.
Actually, for someone who had already experienced late adulthood, getting to go back to the body of a teenager/early adult was probably pretty sweet. I’m only in my late 30s, and I already miss how my body was more resilient and limber in my teens & early 20s. No back pain, no hangovers, no muscle cramps, everything healed super-fast, etc.
i love this channel so much because of the quality. the fact that at 19:58 when the field expanded to touch link's feet the text above his head flashed yellow. its insane how much effort when into these
I like to imagine an alternate world where you can’t open that health door and link is stuck roaming the tutorial island forever.
Calm down Satan
Funny story actually…thats a thing that happened in ver 1.0…health door would not open and they had to patch it…LOL
Wouldn't imagine that 💀
That should be an anti-piracy thing. They lock you from leaving the tutorial by making the shrines never unlock.
You know a game is old, rotting and it's flesh already picked by vultures when Pongsifu drops a banger video on it.
This game dead as ell unironically
@@moosesues8887?
@@moosesues8887Ah yes, a wild Fornite/Valorant player finding a single player story game for the first time.
Take a gander everyone, this is a rare sight
@@danyf7429 🫡we do a lil trolling sir yes sir😈
@@moosesues8887Just say hell it's ok bud
Average TOTK Player: SIDON MY LOVE, HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME.
Pongsifu: I didn't even know his name until now.
I was happy for him. Yona is a sweet girl and a perfect match for Sidon.
No its not the average totk player, YOU are just gay
My wife: fuck the fish man (we had some issue in our game with his ai)
So we'll be getting the second half somewhat in 4 years?
Just got off of a 12 hour shift in a steel mill this video is a blessing I needed to unwind at home
Thank you so much for the hard work mister
"I'm like 98% sure this is not what I'm supposed to be doing, but this is how I'm solving this puzzle" Perfectly encapsulates this entire game for me 😂
From someone who has played Banjo Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts when I was younger; it feels like whatever Sora said in the intro for one of the Kingdom Heart games about a far off memory that maybe was a dream or something
Nuts and bolts was the only banjo kazooie game I ever played. It was bundled with that weird viva pinata game.
It was pretty good.
"A far off memory is like a scattered dream, a scattered dream is like a far off memory, I want to pick up the memories, yours and mine"
Speaking of goat-f*cking, one of the things they never talk about or show in the game is Rauru and Sonya's kid. They never show them having kids they never say that they have kids we just assume that they're zelda's ancestors. For all we know the true hyrulian line died when those two did or zelda got it on with some random dude before she transformed.
Maybe Sonia had a sister
I assume that, much like the Spanish, they imported some German prince to be their new king. Possibly a Hohenzollern.
There is confirmation that they have a kid. They literally mention Zelda being their descendant. The details on the kid are nonexistent. We only know at some point they had to have one, and at some point later down the blood line their kid was one of the incarnations of link, and was a Hylian-Zonai hybrid. Its kind of weird how ambiguous they are with it though.
Considering Zelda inherited both their powers I think it's safe to assume they did have children and are actually Zelda's biological ancestors
Well yknow royals rarely took care of their kids so for all we know their children were with the nanny all the time
22:33 for reference if you’re having trouble finding your companions use your horse whistle it will call them towards you
Still it kinda annoying to get to them and sometimes it too late. Either your character are defeated or the enemy is killed before you use the ability. Also one more thing, you accidentally click the wrong companions.
Finally, a mix of my two favorite things. Tears of the kingdom and pongsifu
I thought you'd be thirsting over Purah but pulling the "homo" joke was even funnier.
I imagine the whole being a toddler aspect from the last game has him put off.
I'm glad you also did the memories out of order...thought that was a weird thing they allowed you to do. One minute seeing Sonia all healthy and talking to Zelda, then boom! Dead.
I think that if you talk to Impa she suggests you which geoglyph you should go to next and if you follow what she says you can go in the proper order. Still I noticed it to late and had the same thing happen to me
I found the ancient temple's hieroglyphs after doing the Zora story (and subsequently going to the final boss) and I couldn't figure out why I couldn't interact with anything because I hadn't done the starting stuff for that subplot.
3:22 oh no, we’re all descended from Jackson?! The pongsifu lore deepens
4:35 hey hey hey! run that back son!
Ayo?🤨
I'm sure Jackson will love this game, with the sheer amount of goat this game have
Link as Kevin Bacon is exactly what I needed to see to start my day.
4:35 oh you
seeing link slap the water into a blood cloud was too good, my exact thoughts when I first saw that
Ah, nothing like a good ol' Pongsifu video--
_4:35__ appears_
*AYO?!?!*
lol 4:35 that brief fugtrup
I haven't played the game yet and tried to avoid spoilers but I couldn't wait to see this video before I played because your videos are too damn funny. Especially with the amazing edits. Totally worth the spoilers. 😂
There's almost a sense of relief...
Realizing that i didnt soil my experience playing that first one with playing this soulless cash grab that followed.
No offense to the VAs, they gave it their best... It just shouldn't exist.
It honestly just feels like an expansion or revision, not a new game worth $70 (I fucked up and bought it full price). The first felt much more complete, and TotK as a test for the new abilities.
2 minutes in and every goddamn line is so out of pocket. Brings me so much joy
Pong calling ganon a skibidi toilet is somehow accurate
That ICBM launch was so damn smooth 4:14
"We just really like your vibe."
Slaughtered.
14:49 he hit you with that dream face reveal
1:55
This is actually a META strat known as the "Mysterious Stranger", where you use your numbed hand, or the numbed hand of a stranger, to wack off.
Who tf came up with this shit
Lmaoooooo
@@AHappyCubphub addicts, probably
I feel like Jackson would like this game. He's into goats after all.
Your the only creator to put a video out after I got the game and don't have to avoid because of spoilers XD
you take time and it shows, really good video !
Fuck me, the editing on this video is just top class.
You got my subscription.
13:41 I've played it. It's actually a decent game, despite not being what most people wanted. The opening acts are slow going, and quite empty... but the worlds are visually interesting and the vehicle building becomes quite open-ended by the end. If it were anything other than a Banjo Kazooie game, it'd probably be a cult classic-- but less people would know about it. It feels more like rare wanted to make something new, but wasn't confident they could keep selling new games under Microsoft without pulling from their past IPs that worked. I actually thought the comparison was flattering. The idea of making contraptions fit for specific tasks or purposes on the fly is the last thing I expected and the first thing I didn't know I needed from BoTW.
16:16 so this is the experience everyone else had with the sandstorm, I just launched out of the tower and glided all the way to Gerardo city main entrance
I never requested games before since i like whatever u made really
But u really need to make multiple videos for baldur gates 3
I am really looking forward to seeing your reactions to the quests and dialogue in the game 😂
It'll definitely happen
Another great and hilarious video. Your humor always has me laughing. Thanks for the upload and take care
Is it bad you just make me realize prince Sidon IS a wordplay on poseidon!!! God I'm dumb. But dude your videos always crack me up! You're hands down my favorite TH-cam. I'm not even kidding. UPLOAD MORE OFTEN..... please! But again, another great video. Your collab videos are sooooo funny
do re mi fa so la si do (dorephan) (mipha) (zora) (sidon). it's also wordplay to do with sight reading music notes :) in past games, zora babies are depicted as tadpoles that bear a strong resemblance to music notes! "dorephan" also sounds a little like dolphin.
@@prettyrat.the notes themselves are connected to the character's respective themes.
Pong with that Fugtrup animation… Great minds think alike, I see!
*Link is a threat to the future of hyrulian society change my mind.*
Only reason he’s the hero of anything is because the other bad guys were less subtle about it
I decided to rewatch the breath of the wild video yesterday, I guess I caught myself up to speed at the perfect time
It has always bothered me how no one addresses link having a different arm. Like, people we've met before shake that hand and dont bat an eye
To be fair, it looks like a glove.
Also, a few people do mention it.
Purah
Robbie
And two other npcs that work with the zonai research team.
You and Stimpee are the only channels that I still look forward to new videos from lol
After the shitstorm that was his first playthrough I wont be surprised if pong enters the final boss fight in his starting gear again
So Jackson is Sonia and Rauru is the goat he f*cked in Wasteland 3?
This healed my seasonal depression and is keeping me warm in these chilly months brotherrrrr, thank you! 😂
Love the OOT looking font that you use for text!!
9:01 is perfection
Also I played nuts and bolts as a kid, if it was open world it'd be dope as hell, but it's still lit
You my sir is a gentleman, thank you releasing a new video, without me complaining about it.
I love Pongsifu. Makes my day when your videos drop!
Why is this guy so fun to watch
Oh thank god another Pongsifu upload to save me from the eternal torment of TH-cam content
I Don’t care what they say about your playstyle Pongsifu, you’re still Ken-ough for me
well unlike nuts and bolts we didn´t wait 10+ years for a banjo tooie sequel
Seeing him die multiple times to that Molduga makes me feel slightly better about my stupid deaths in this game 😂
Dragon Age 2.... Lol.
But I love watching you control Link. It's so funny
I remember when Hawke skydived down to Kirkwall with their right arm busted and replaced by a dead guy’s magical arm, therefore making them enemies of the Templar Order on sight.
We're all 10 dollar descendants of Jackson NOOO
Another precious gem to my collection! All your videos are too funny! 😂 good stuff
It’s like he’s reading a script directly from my internal monologue when I first started playing except I didn’t realize I needed the paraglider until Impa was like, “ now that we’re way up in the air in my hot air balloon, you can get lost now. Just yeet yourself and use the paraglider to get down safely”.
there's a whole questline leading up to kohga and you just trip and fall at his feet an hour in
4:35 source: FUGTRUP
"Innate gamer sense that everyone has...Except journalists."
Hope that new sub feels nice, lmao.
7:09 not even close shes like 30000 years old now
And most of that’s in dragon years!
Finally a new video it's gonna be good day
In part two, you need to give special attention to Kolton’s crippling Bubbulgem addiction
Like, I’m not gonna straight up say those are just extra shiny meth crystals, BUT, the way he responds to having one or finding out you don’t have enough is kinda, well…
Link can parry anything.
The strongest attack is the talus... which is the equivalent of a car going 60mph down the freeway.
The fact that he dosnt sink into the ground with the muscle mass it takes is a miracle.
Link could probably freefall from orbit and crack the planet in two and he'd be fine.
I'm just glad I wasn't the only one getting swinger vibes from the fish couple
20:49 pokedex entry: seems to be a regional variation of Venomoth.
So happy this showed up in my feed 😊
Amazing vid as usual
damn i live in Montana and the killing more wild life with a vehicle then a weapon, hits soo close to home it hurts.
I must say i can't wait till Link wakes up in ww2 and starts wielding an overboosted, stolen MP40
Love your videos! Great way to get ready for work
6:05 Lmfao the korok in the water upside down that’s hilarious.
I saw that homer reference with the rupees. You thought I would miss it but I didn't.
That dig at game jurnos caught me off guard lmao
There has to be an award for this... I've never seen anyone get bodied by a Molduga this many times before...
in this life, three things are certain: death, taxes, and the never-ending medieval torture of koroks
Honey wake up, New Pongsifu video dropped
Dude..... I was expecting Ballers Gate 3 video
We are about a quarter of the way through act 1 👌
I know fugtrup when i see it... ❤
Part 2 please!!! Your videos always make me 😂 laugh...
Also a suggestion please. Can you play Fear and Hunger!!!
7:19 Man, he really doesn't like you showed up empty-handed. I guess games are like movies you get a certain amount of F U's before they increase the age rating.
Fun fact: Hylians share about 90% of their DNA with goats.
If they did, they would look way more like goats dude.
You have now met someone who has played and beaten Banjo Kazooie Nuts N Bolts... The end credits are a show case of vehicle the staff made and that's it.
Hey pal, are you going to do a Jagged Alliance video one day? You seem like the kind of guy that would play those. Love the Gosling thumbnails, keep'em coming!
Honestly, I ran into that same flashback after doing the first one, so the story order was always jarring to me... Kinda wish the game would just force the flashbacks to play in order no matter which one you do.
Same problem in the first game, they didn’t really improve the storytelling aspect of the game in any way. Although the first game kind of hinted at the order in the camera app.
@@makotoyuki9498 Well, I guess this is Nintendo's harsh response to post-Modern gamers demanding for MORE FREEDOM in their gameplay, so they just threw out every linear idea they had and made the whole game as open as possible to accommodate this new desire for MORE FREEDOM.
Ironically the response they get for this is the demand for a more linear experience like the good ol days.
14:16 We all come to the same conclusion on the fish women...
I love you Dongsifu!
Honey wake up there's a new pongsifu video!
I loved Banjo Kazooie. Simulate 9/11 with the lads and our homemade airplane on Xbox live.
Oh yes, it's all coming together now
I played through all of banjo kazooie nuts and bolts
Anyone who hasn't is better off
6:37 Basically this game. Legend of Zelda: Somehow Got Sidetracked 10/10