Going Dark Side to Impress My Goth GF
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 มิ.ย. 2023
- BD and Freckles go on another adventure to obtain a goth gf (again).
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Somehow Cal forgot all his abilities scene from Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019) GS by @Murdoink
Dancing trooper model and animation by jlwande2
Storm troopers giving up scene from Star Wars Rebels
My back audio from Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Cal low poly model by KerVarrak
Cal falling original scene and artwork by @Worthikids
I'm Mary Poppins y'all audio from Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
Lose one's head audio from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)
Spaceship anime scene from Maris the Chojo / The Supergal
What the- character by @SpindleHorse
Anime healing tank scene from Dragon Ball Z
Companion droid from Futurama
Ben swolo from Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)
Are you batman audio by @TeamFourStar
Acrobactics scene from The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)
Frank Horrigan POV animation by @saurx1116
Brooding anime scene from Space Dandy
I am the one who broods scene from Breaking Bad
Rick the Door Technician boss fight music is Guardians by Evan King
Ear rupture attack scene from Problem Child 2 (1991)
How did I miss audio from Attack on Titan
Beatsaber scene by @omotea1926
Beatsaber scene music is Underwaterbeats - Wonderland
I will spare you scene by @TheInfographicsShow
Falling fight scene from Mortal Kombat vs DC
Outro music is Goth by Sidewalks and Skeletons
Outro music link: • Sidewalks and Skeleton...
The game being played is Star Wars Jedi Survivor on PC (also on PS5 and Xbox X/S)
#starwars #starwarsjedisurvivor #jedisurvivor #Gaming #Pongsifu - เกม
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One day I'll be able to play KOTOR.
And Bloodborne on pc🗿
@@hiccup3.14 Nintendo will put their games on other consoles and PC before we ever get a Bloodborne PC port
When’s the next fallout tactics vid.
@@amadeusazazel9047 Oh god stop,
It HURTS,
It hurts so much
Said the liar
"goth chicks dont let you leave" Pong is signalling help from his wife everyone, the among us videos were just a taste of the real True Crimes happening behind the scenes.
This is the exact same thought I had, she was an unwavering dickhead to Alex in all of those games
Whaaaa?!?!?!
He ain’t need help, he’s set
He's right though. Goth girls are the ones who'll run through a glass patio door because they thought their reflection was another woman in their house
as someone whos married to a goth chick.... Hes absolutely correct.
so in 1 game they hug, in second they kiss, we know what 3 game will be about
*Gasp*, unprotected handholding!
@Aaron Bryan nope. She will be a lesby in the next one and cal will be gay somehow
Merrin sacrificing Kal to the dark gods of Dathomir?
Here's the twist: we show all of it.
So suddenly is a emo child in your ship....
Merrin is a true goth Girl. She sounds pretty dead inside
she grew up on a planet full of bodies what did you expect 😂
@@outrider425 that's true everyone here
@@outrider425 Dawg, how do you think we got oil? Bodies, so many bodies. How do you think we got advances in medicine? Bodies, so many bodies. It's bodies all the way down.
@@picardsolo2471 dead Dinosaurs are one thing growing up with everyone around you dying and you having to bury them is another
You think we understand medicine and anatomy from dinosaurs? The Body Farm is the reason why we understand anything about biology, and that place is literally a dumping ground for corpses in the name of Science.
Also oil comes from organic material. This includes plants, animals, bacteria, and us humans.
Literally our growth as human beings in this age is largely brought forward through morbid curiosity and even more morbid practices.
Bodies. All. The. Way. Down.
So far Cal has killed a fallen Jedi, 2 jedi turned inquisitors, a 200 year old war criminal Jedi, and a blackmailed spy Jedi, you know what happened to the jedi that survived order 66, Cal happened
suprised vader didnt give him a paycheck next time they meet.
"for being a more competent inquisitor than the empires minions."
the sense of humor this guy has, every video has me laughing my ass like no other content creator
His editing is stand out and unique
Really upsetting that Pong only wants to use his force powers on the goth’s neck and never mine. What does she have that I don’t?!?
A chooch perhaps lol
@@tonymetzger6769 cooch
Lines on her face?
Magik
Big tiddies?? No, man tiddies don't count
Ah yes, the ginger Jedi and the goth GF
Tale as old as time.
I mean, Anakin might not have been ginger, but one of Padme’s queen outfits was pretty gothy, just saying
"I had to leave Cal...."
*Cal fighting back the tears intensifies*
They really missed an opportunity to troll the player with the door technician. Should've made him some elite badass under a base trooper model
According to the game stats EA released, like 500 people managed to get killed by Rick.
@@Pongsifu absolute legend
@@Pongsifu Rick, Soldier of God lives on in the Empire
@@Pongsifu Must've been 500 different game review gamers then. So sad
@@anthonyfranklin9664or they died on purpose ever thought of that
That arm regrow editing was so fricking glorious, damn.
"does he even have a daughter? I'll turn this lightsaber red and kill her myself" is the hardest line I've ever heard
That Carl Kestis joke got me, never knew they got freakin mullet.
I love how we learn something new about pongsifu in each new video like how he chose his pfp, how he's been to jail, and now his crazy ass big titty goth ex
the lore is expanding
@@ivanaznar6495 And is becoming ever the more concerning
which video does he talk about jail lol I can't remember
@@lucaserasmus9850calisto protocol
@@lucaserasmus9850 The Dead Space Remake video that has cutaways to Callisto Protocol in it
Saying "clankers" around BD is a vibe I didnt know I needed
Call: “Hey, clankers”
Battle droids: “Aw, HELL no”
666
More to add to the Pongsifu lore, his wife was apparently a goth girl, now if only he'd reveal that he's ginger and that these jedi games are a retelling of his life.
I feel like he's a brunette...Maybe Sarah is a ginger? I've always thought they might have 2 kids, since she has her two minions in Among US. Maybe she from a previous relationship. He seems like he has vast knowledge of firearms, so I wonder if he was in the military for a few years. And if he's a US citizen, then maybe from around the Indiana, Ohio, Illinois, or Missouri region?
I said this about Corpse Husband: if anybody really wanted to know more about these creators, they'd just have to triangulate the IP Address. But...y'know...dOn'T dO tHaT 🥸
My brother, so “brunette” is used to describe woman’s hair color, not a man’s lol. Fyi
@@jasong.willikers umm what does a military background have to do with the midwest? I was an airmen years ago based in California and damn son talk about how many people out there love their guns, thought I was in Alabama or something
“Past tense of ping is pong.”
-Bilbo Baggins
This is isn't the Dunkey try hard comment section
- Gandhi
@@Kronos0999 Dunkey is a cock.
Pongsifu uploads a 28 minute long video, 40 minutes before I need to go to work.
*Mr incredible meme*
"Yeah, I've got time."
Me at work sitting at my desk
"Yeah, I've got time"
Pongsifu yells like his parents are sleeping in the next room lmao.
The normandy killed me right off the bat
Same, I didn't expect that as soon as it happened lol
12:05 god that got me good, thanks for the laughs pong!
Youre genuinely the best editor ive ever seen.
Turning around to see a friend shooting or stabbing another friend? That doesn't Bode well
Hahahaha, bro. How did I not think of this.
I refused to “embrace the darkness” as well and as far as I know all it did was make some fights more obnoxious
Pongsifu: "i dont even remember the one guy whos still alive, Bo or something?"
Bode: "You dont remember me yet, but you will"
The stiff bodied cal clinking around the tube made me fuckn wheeze. Thankyou for all the fun memes. Glad you got the Space Gothussy
(apologies if u know this already BUT) It's a reference to a star wars cartoon from Worthikids called Palpatine's Journey. If you havent, should check them out, hilarious and amazing animations!
" he flies now". that was way funnier then it should have been.
Darth Vader would be proud of you if the thumbnail is anything to go by.
Carl Kestis needs to be a meme.
And the greez staring into cals soul as he wakes up, for sure potential there too lmao
Cal Kekstis
Your editing is immaculate
18:11 "Oh hell nah" that got me dying first time i hear this from them
😂
26:28, When she says, “This is what Bode wants”, she means she knows Cal’s rage and need to punish someone for Cere’s death will distract him long enough so he can escape with his daughter. Cal here has killed or hurt plenty of people, but only to survive or defend himself and others and not out of indulgence or at the expense of his overall objective. 2:02, Cal getting distracted by his desire to avenge fallen allies is how he missed an opportunity to escape, which endangered his remaining allies. This kind of oversight is why Jedi are taught to control their emotions in the first place, otherwise the dark side will drive them insane and make them inefficient and self-destructive.
Also, if I’m not mistaken, revisiting the area later reveals an “echo” point of this officer being throttled to death by Vader, something Cal and the officer himself predicted would happen due to his failures, meaning Cal sparing him wasn’t out of mercy, but just so he could stop himself from letting the dark side in and further influence him like it did Dagan and Bode.
And even beyond that, at this point in the Empire’s reign, the majority galactic citizens (especially the social elite) bought into Imperial propaganda that painted Jedi and Rebels as terrorists, meaning Cal’s actions could easily be used to fuel that propaganda and motivate people to support the Empire even harder in exchange for them getting rid of the people that supposedly threaten their safety.
Normally I prefer this kind of look on goth girls but I think I actually prefer her look in the first game
I read the book that takes place between both games. Cal gets beat to crap at the end of it, and his arm gets slashed pretty good, so I was convinced that the first several hours of this game would be "Cal got injured pretty bad, so he's on light duty and needs PT before he's back to where he was before."
So glad they didn't do that, but it would have been funny.
I'm locked in a goth chick's basement. Don't send help, I'm good boys 😎
Cal tapping into his true potential and using the force technique of Blackface Forceghost, signature move of Sith Lord Juss'tun Troodo
This channel is a true gem. You have a sense of humor that I thought was lost to time. It reminds of how me and the homies would talk as we played a game.
yeah I've always found the whole dark/light side thing like weirdly moralistic. But the general concept is that using the force to harm someone who isn't going to harm you is bad. Even if that guy is a worse guy.
It's why I find the Ronin a compelling character, he uses the dark side to hunt down Sith.
It's also why I like seeing other Force religions because sometimes they hit you with shit like "the force is a spectrum of emotion, there is no good or evil there simply is." and those guys get to use force lightning, so I'm gonna assume they're the correct religion.
0:49 Pongsifus natural instinct is to reach for the officers service weapon
Pongsifu's ability to call back to any reference to any time still blows me away
i'm so glad you did the "hell fucking yeah" bd scream
8:30 You joke, but according to the old myths your hair actually does turn red once you become a vampire.
Does it also _fall_ around your shoul-
I’m so sorry, I can’t finish that, that joke was awful, I’m ashamed
Nothing is too costly to impress her.
13:14 "What's the point of that" Pongsifu seems like the kind of guy that would point out that most lightsaber fights end in somebody losing a hand, and that a cross guard would be a fine addition to his collection
Thanks again for a great video. The dedication to editing and script is always so amazing
2 pongsifu videos in 3 weeks we have been graced by the gods
Merrin doing the splits being the “Most Replayed” part is fucking hilarious
11:15 not gonna lie, those noises and seeing the Silt Strider made me want to play Morrowind again
Yeah, Pong really did us dirty there, didn't he?
that slug with the eye patch is my spirit animal
21:18 that space dandy reference is very classy
I was not ready for the siltstrider, hit me right in the nostalgia.
I like how after Cal killed Kata they dragged her body to the final boss battle to show the body to Bode and just lay her out in 27:56
Actually she's alive, and bode just force pushed her
I have no clue if your making a joke
@@ultradeathboy no….
Yeah I am btw lol
@@hallowedjuggler350I get it. Lol
I never expected to see a Worthikids reference used as a meme
"They gave black one a gun" - Pongsifu subtle as always with his jokes.
Literally the only one who makes me go out and buy games I wouldn't otherwise play.
“Are all gingers vampires” got me laughing
Pong just asking if there would be a boss and then falling is the best timing ever. Had me cracking up! and I don't doubt it was completely coincidental
Gotta say, I only found your channel recently and your sense of humour cracks me up 😂
Keep up the good work dude!
Mate, watch through the whole catalogue. You can smell the quality throughout his history. His Silent Hill memes is pristine.
@@cereskerrigan haha I have done. I don’t think I’ve seen all his vids but definitely watched at least 20 😂
Gold!
The fact he knows about Helluva Boss makes me like him even more.
"Somehow Bode got paid..."
Unfortunately Cal killed him and took the money back. Just like in me in GTA.
Cordova is from the first game, he's cere's master and basically the reason the first game happened, I was surprised to see him in this game. I thought he was dead
They rest on and change deaths and canon so often now it is ridiculous. Cere was beaten and captured by inquisitors before but now can nearly kill Vader apparently.
@@sidecharacter7165 Tbf it's a series staple. One last hurrah from the light side's current mentor figure before they die
@@sidecharacter7165 well to be fair, you didn't see him die the way he did in this game, I assumed he died from order 66, inquisitors, or old age.
@@godisdead4416 You think Vader just keeps a tally board of every wizened mentor figure he’s killed?
@@sidecharacter7165 Well she didn't kill Vader. Also I get the sense like 10 years passed. In that time her force powers grew. Not entirely implausible.
27:28, That meme was too perfect for that...
The classic MK vs DC uni😅👌🏻
Dude you're too good at this hahahahaha you had me dying at the black woman part 😂😂 the live reaction slug was so good too 🤣
This mad lad put a silt strider joke in. I'm a subscriber for life.
That worthikids animation callback with cal was 😂😂😂
6:56 is that Billy from the grim adventures of billy and mandy? lol
I loved that worthi kids visual gag you remade
I very much enjoyed this. :D Incredible editing as usual. Thanks, Pongsifu.
Love the Worthikids reference. Such a good channel
I love it I wake up and you make a video it's a beautiful cycle
I’ve been waiting for this video for a very long time now since I started watching Pongsifu around the time the first game came out and my god has it been an experience
Finally the sequal to Jedi: Emo Girl Order, Jedi: Goth Survivor!
Every time you uploud a new video, I get new reasons to still alive. That's some good content.
Thank you for the vid Pong
Fantastic editing as always.
I've been waiting for this!
This is truly the kestis of cals
Frog dude is Richard Horvitz, and he's voiced soooooo many cartoons. Billy in Billy and Mandy, Dagget from Angry Beavers, Invader Zim.....
Love your videos and your humour is refreshing thank you.
*Pongsifu plays a game*
Pongsifu 15 minutes later...
Pongsifu: Just like donk king kong!
Found your stuff when I was looking for Mass Effect LE tutorials ... needless to say I got side tracked from playing 🤣, and when I did I had to keep pausing cause I was laughing (flashbacks). Your vids have me full belly laughing ... thanks!!!
The editing here is amazing, really made the video all tje better. And Pong would be the greatest Jedi ever, especially with his views on force powers and fighting in general. Hopefully you can play Kotor sometime. It's a great game and I'm sure you'll enjoy playing it.
Well done fren, fantastic as always!
Your video effects are underrated ❤
That worthikids reference was legendary
Seeing this video drop just made my day.
Awesome editing, subscribing today - have a good one and keep up the great content! 😁💯
the omotea beatsaber clip cracked me the frickin heck up
Love that Worthikids reference.
he talks like he's playing the game at 3 am and I'm all for it.
i believe "you have gone too far here and there", quite risky ironic commentary (well deserved btw) about the inconsistent stupidity of the SW lore, loved it!
Also featuring Blitzo and Omotea, thats a Bonus!
Your videos are simply exquisite.
I love that reference to palpatines fall
23:08 This callback/reference had me laughing for some good 3 minutes now.
Amazing! HAHAHA!
HELL FUCKING YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
love the worthikids reference. Awesome!
Thank you for shouting out Duke 3D for working mirrors!!!
I have only watched 3 of your videos so far and in all 3 of them you have referenced Jurassic Park/The Lost world, that is why I subbed!! XD
Love the worthikids reference. Nioce.
14:28 Epic Sax guy dance!
I've been waiting for this one
I was just about to rewatch the Jedi order video 🎉