the phrase "bottom surgery" with the accompanying imagery of a blacksmith performing corrections with a hammer is one of the most glorious things I've ever witnessed.
I held on that for a third of my game bcuz I forgot about it. Then I had to get that 5% back to beat Astel and get through Siofra. But by the time I wanted more mommy hugs because Volcano Mano and Altus hurt my feelings Fia killed D and went to the Deeproot Depths. 😂😂
Get ass kicked Hug mommy for support Finally transition Learn to ask for help from others Come back marginally stronger Get kidnapped Bleed to death Find new weapon Succeed with friends and preparation What a journey
04:48 *Gatekeeper Gostoc* the NPC that advises you to avoid entering the Stormveil Castle using the main gate because he says it's tightly guarded. He's the one that traps you in this dark room. On top of that, every time you die in Stormveil he actually gets 30% of your runes for himself. Killing him rewards all those runes back. When you reach the site of grace right after you meet him, look to your left on top of a small edge. He's waiting for you to go in.
As always, amazing editing Pongsifu. I love your videos, their quality and the work you put into them. Made me laugh more than once, thank you and can't wait for another!
"Coveted Quadruple hand Gawk Gawk 5000 ~ Witch Dome" You actually convinced me to do Ranni's questline with this uhhh professional and brilliant phrasing. ;)
The video I'm most looking forward to from you is DOS2 with the other dude you play multiplayer games with. I love watching you two mess about. I've watched your Nioh 2, Baldur's Gate 3, and DOS1 videos so many times now I can recite them off by heart.
I've been waiting with bated breath for you Elden Ring content! and you always deliver, man. Your editing and humour is top notch as always. This game seems like a goldmine for your conent and I hope you share your whole ER journey with us. P.S. 12:41 that Stronghold Crusader soundbite brought so many memories lol. At least I think it is from that game, unless it's just a stock sound used in other games as well.
Pong, I know you only upload because you like doing it, so I just want to say I *LIKE* watching your content as well. I'm a new sub, but I've seen all your videos at least 2x already. Thank you for making content; people like you remind me why TH-cam used to great.
3:15 is how I feel every time I have to pass through Caelid, especially if I have to go near those damn T Rex dogs kaiju crow monsters oh and let’s not forget the Iron Maiden’s
Omg I wasn't expecting much but this video is hands down the funniest video I've seen on TH-cam in a while 10/10 good sir I am now subscribed from one video
6:26 Golden Sun JRPG sequel Best James Bond ever 007 Goldeneye Gold Sarcophagus YGO spell card Golden Graham cereal Golden Retriever Golden Globe Golden Axe beat em up Jeff Goldblum Golden Gate Bridge in San Fran Cali Pkmn Gold Version Golden Tee golf arcade game Gold Frieza Golden Girls Idk what these are tho: some mario flower thing, golden armor, gold birb statue Gold teddy tophat freddie thing **shrugs** For 2 sec audio i love this edit so much ⭐️
I have 50 hours in this game and it was a Pongsifu video that showed me what was causing that godamn debuff all this time. As always, kudos to you, sir. Please tell me a Part 2 is coming!
@@neogranzong Leaks? You mean the interview from 2017 where they didn't confirm anything and the extremely sketchy screenshots with a gazillion filters on top?
I knew this was going to happen...i gotta finish the game before watching this but already gave the like... You OWE us though the Bloodborn and Dark Souls playthroughs...
Simply become the maiden.
Won't torrent be confused?
Stonks
Interesting method
What a Tim thing to do.
you are the best maiden
There better be a part 2, I'd love to see more maidenless behaviour
start liking this comment so he knows we all mean it.
I'm more excited to see about this festival. I have a good feeling about this one
OMG A BRI’ISH GET OUTTA HERE YA BLOODY WANKA.
H left a cliffhanger so this us def gonna be a series
Pongsifu: "Cheesed to meet you?"
Giant rat: "...and I took that personally."
Should've just said "Rats..."
@@doihavetobeg we're rats...
Best comment👑
@@doihavetobeg Like..."Cong Rats"?
“finger maidens? they’re called lesbians where i come from”
that has to be the funniest thing i’ve heard all week. take this sub.
“465 LiKeS aNd No CoMmEnTs? lEt mE fIx ThAt” -🤓
What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a dinosaur? A lickalottapuss!
@@benoawhitmarsh well, we are what we hate.
"Thou can be a finger maiden...or be fingering a maiden.
Choose your destiny!"
As a lesbian, I approve of being called a Finger Maiden
the phrase "bottom surgery" with the accompanying imagery of a blacksmith performing corrections with a hammer is one of the most glorious things I've ever witnessed.
ikr lol
I found it as a gif on reddit, came here for context and laughed for a solid minute from that joke
Ar-tist!
"Elden Ring, but I'm a degenerate"
You're *aways* a degenerate, Pongsifu
We all are....
Always have been…
Always will be...
Forever more
Don't we all?
Make a woman, still maidenless.
There's just no escaping reality
Not even in 2D, huh
Unfortunately, even as a lesbian, thou art maidenless
That fucking edit with the Kenshi HUD over Caelid is just a bit too perfect.
ITS SO GOOOOOOOOD
the amount of editing and your humor is right up my alley for god sakes why I just found your channel recently
i envy you, getting to discover all of pongsifus videos for the first time
It actually is the most underrated channel on this site
@@funinscale2892 He's got such a goldmine of videos now, too.
This channel need to blow out ngl
Well look at it this way, now you have a backlog of stuff to watch whenever you want!
Just got the game this Friday. Can't believe iv'e been doing bosses with a fucking debuff smh.
This video will now serve as a PSA
I completed her questline before I figured out what it did
A debuff worth a 1000 deaths. Pretty soon you will miss her debuff because those hugs aren't unlimited; that's all I'll say.
It's like 5 health.
@@portalmanHUN I believe it’s one point of vigor
"I'm gonna put a elden ring on that finger baby"
How little you know
Wait we're getting a part 2 right
Yeh
The debuff that Ranni gives you is crippling depression at the end of her quest, with a glimmer of hope
that debuff doesn't stack right? cuz if it does I'm in for some TurboDepression
@@synphilia4776 no, just use the goddamn item
@@Anargnos what’s the name of the item?
@@bruh-uw6xj rope
@@bruh-uw6xj I'm guessing therapy?
11:07 bro predicted it, you can actually marry Ranni if you complete her questline
Always got me cracking up.
Hope there's a part two!
The amount of humor packed into just 6:27 has made Pongsifu among my top 3 favorite TH-camrs
Since this game seems to have no end, I’m hoping for a part infinity.
I expected Pong to just end it at Fia giving a never ending stream of Std hugs and that would be the video
Try motor, boat
I love that we both came to the same joke when she said: "Finger Maidens."
I'd give 5% of my life essence for no-questions-asked hugs. I'm a proud red box down arrow holder.
Its only 5%? I thought its more
completed the game without even knowing i had a debuff🗿
I held on that for a third of my game bcuz I forgot about it. Then I had to get that 5% back to beat Astel and get through Siofra. But by the time I wanted more mommy hugs because Volcano Mano and Altus hurt my feelings Fia killed D and went to the Deeproot Depths. 😂😂
Get ass kicked
Hug mommy for support
Finally transition
Learn to ask for help from others
Come back marginally stronger
Get kidnapped
Bleed to death
Find new weapon
Succeed with friends and preparation
What a journey
The small edits were AMAZING my guy, especially the kenshi and "lord of all that is golden" ones, bravo!
in dire need of part 2
04:48 *Gatekeeper Gostoc* the NPC that advises you to avoid entering the Stormveil Castle using the main gate because he says it's tightly guarded. He's the one that traps you in this dark room. On top of that, every time you die in Stormveil he actually gets 30% of your runes for himself. Killing him rewards all those runes back.
When you reach the site of grace right after you meet him, look to your left on top of a small edge. He's waiting for you to go in.
this was a good laugh, captures the experience of Elden Ring wonderfully
I've been waiting, looking forward to this, perfection.
1:18 pong predicted the dlc from the beginning
This is the third time I watch this and realize when the "praise the moon" part is the Renna's ass lmao
Underrated channel like for real ! this is the funniest videos I've seen in a while
this is my first time watching you. Love the editing, and your sense of humor so much.
I've been waiting for Pongsifu's take on this game. Can't wait for more. Hell yeah brother. ❤️👍🏻
I always wait for his take and Dunkey's
As always, amazing editing Pongsifu. I love your videos, their quality and the work you put into them. Made me laugh more than once, thank you and can't wait for another!
4:56 I love how you edited that, just perfect.
0:05 My man you called it even without knowing !
1:13 Hugh neutron simply saying, "Oh, Elden Ring", and then proceeding to jump down like Margit does is brilliant.
I say this out loud every time I boot my PC and will probably be single soon
I've been waiting for this. Pongshifu makes my day soo much better♥️
Can't wait for the next part man. Thanks for the video.
"Coveted Quadruple hand Gawk Gawk 5000 ~ Witch Dome" You actually convinced me to do Ranni's questline with this uhhh professional and brilliant phrasing. ;)
7:19 I need an extended version of that part lmao
I need the source
@@memeconni553ur3 what is the source
@@wyvernn11 artist is ytrall
I was already grinning ear to ear and then the blurring of the hand touching cracked me and I paused laughing to like comment and subscribe.
I was waiting for this. Thanks man.
"I am actually good at video games."
-Pongsifu, 2022, literally steps away from the single most obnoxious bullshit enemy in the game.
That's what I thought too, until I fought the invisible assassins on the way to Malenia. Seriously, I think they were worse than her.
“This is me… puzzled”
11:05 you don’t know how right you are about that ending
Amazing!!!! Incredible content tarnished one, thanks!
Waiting to see part 2
Was just thinking
„When will Pongsifu make a video on this game?“ when the notification rolled in
Nice one, man
"Elden Ring, made by the devs who made a very similar game, Armored Core"
*WELL.....*
That bottom surgery joke was really fucking good, lmao.
The video I'm most looking forward to from you is DOS2 with the other dude you play multiplayer games with. I love watching you two mess about. I've watched your Nioh 2, Baldur's Gate 3, and DOS1 videos so many times now I can recite them off by heart.
4:54 Just hearing Pongsifu say what he said and then the dramatic cut to the sounds muffled on the other side...
I love your editing style bro
I love the thought of you and your bud enjoying the festival together :)
I've been waiting with bated breath for you Elden Ring content! and you always deliver, man. Your editing and humour is top notch as always. This game seems like a goldmine for your conent and I hope you share your whole ER journey with us. P.S. 12:41 that Stronghold Crusader soundbite brought so many memories lol. At least I think it is from that game, unless it's just a stock sound used in other games as well.
8:16
Now that’s what you call an AM-BUSH!!!😂
We really did end up going to the shadow realm.
We definitely need more of this
Been waiting for this one. Keep up the great work man
I can't even begin to explain how entertaining your content is
i think this is your best work yet
Accidentally equipping your shield is a life style. Keep on grinding king!
“Invaded by Millicent……..
You look like a dork!”
Cuts*
“MILLICENT WHY”
Pong, I know you only upload because you like doing it, so I just want to say I *LIKE* watching your content as well. I'm a new sub, but I've seen all your videos at least 2x already. Thank you for making content; people like you remind me why TH-cam used to great.
And that other guy is very cool too, the one you play Nioh and Baldur's Gate and DOS with.
First time viewer and right off the bat. Not many people know that. They also made the legendary Tenchu games. Good on you!
3:15 is how I feel every time I have to pass through Caelid, especially if I have to go near those damn T Rex dogs kaiju crow monsters oh and let’s not forget the Iron Maiden’s
I love ur timing of ur edits
5:50
obligatory "that's what she said" moment
;D
Such a Spider-Man joke vibe: 4:18
you had me at "cheesed to meet you" I'm subbing right away
Omg I wasn't expecting much but this video is hands down the funniest video I've seen on TH-cam in a while
10/10 good sir I am now subscribed from one video
"Finger maidens? They're called lesbians where I came from." Subscribed.
Please make more, enjoyed every minute of it.
6:26
Golden Sun JRPG sequel
Best James Bond ever 007 Goldeneye
Gold Sarcophagus YGO spell card
Golden Graham cereal
Golden Retriever
Golden Globe
Golden Axe beat em up
Jeff Goldblum
Golden Gate Bridge in San Fran Cali
Pkmn Gold Version
Golden Tee golf arcade game
Gold Frieza
Golden Girls
Idk what these are tho: some mario flower thing, golden armor, gold birb statue Gold teddy tophat freddie thing **shrugs**
For 2 sec audio i love this edit so much ⭐️
Banger of a video brother, one after another, youre on the right track for sure
I have 50 hours in this game and it was a Pongsifu video that showed me what was causing that godamn debuff all this time.
As always, kudos to you, sir. Please tell me a Part 2 is coming!
I learned it from Fia's dialogue cuz like the 3rd thing she does it say she'll take your health and asks for consent lol
I have been waiting for this!!
This video had me dying, but 10:50 sent me straight to the gulag
2:37 it took me an embarrassing amount of rewatches to finally understand what he meant by this.
That shout out to Armored Core was great, love that series. Great video!
My man, let's pray for the leaks to be real.
@@neogranzong Agreed, I want a new, good entry in the series so bad
@@neogranzong Leaks? You mean the interview from 2017 where they didn't confirm anything and the extremely sketchy screenshots with a gazillion filters on top?
Mad I just found this channel and you only have 300k? My guy, I shall see you at the millions.
Why need maiden’s when pongsifu is all the maiden you need
looking back at this video i'm surprised someone remembered armored core existed before they announced armored core 6
9:56 to be fair to Pong, those enemies are imsane
A new upload from pongsifu always makes me happy, consistent top tier content
3:54 I literally said the exact same thing when I picked up Elden Ring. I actually started another oblivion play through after I beat the game
I've been waiting for this, WOOOH
good job pongsifu im proud of you
"Oh for god sakes the butterflies got me!"
-Pongsifu, 2022
11:36 🤣🤣🤣
I knew this was going to happen...i gotta finish the game before watching this but already gave the like...
You OWE us though the Bloodborn and Dark Souls playthroughs...
I"m the only person left that hasn't played Bloodborne because I'm stubbornly waiting for a 60FPS port.
@@Pongsifu nah dude I'm waiting for hte PC version... and that's more impossible than the 60 fps version
@@TheFeri PC port ain't happening any time soon unfortunately. Unless...
@@TheFeri For real. Bloodborne and Fable 2, as well as a decent baseball game, are my dream games for PC.
@@cryomaniac3217 I know... We'll get a working PS4 emulator sooner than an official PC port...
Killin it Pong great new video
I'm gonna need that Ranni fanart for... maidenless purposes.
Is this our yearly video? Seriously though your content is too darn good pong👍
When pongsifu uploads its a good day
love your style man!
Sifu's constant "I'm actually good at videogames, even if it does look that I'm not" gives some uncanny Jolly Wangcore's vibes.
This is awesome. Hope you make this a series!
The most truth filled segment anyone will EVER see 1:50
I'm pretty sure the way you find Alexander was based off of some video Miyazaki just so happened to watch on his off time.
I died laughing literally the entire time. Helluva video.
Please make this a series, i loved the vid!!!
Every maiden is a woman, but not every woman is a maiden.
Friendship with the Sun has ended. ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY BLUE MOON!
Waited a month for this, worth every second of waiting.
“That was a pain in the ass”
“Mr hands is dead”
Hopefully that was intentional 💀