Sure glad my travel plans on Thursday consist of walking from my bed to the bathroom, then to my kitchen, then the living room couch. Eventually further trips back to the kitchen, bathroom, and couch throughout the rest of the day....
Don’t overdo. Getting onto and up off the couch can be hazardous to your wellbeing. Take it from a pro. Plan well to limit the trips. [The risk is in the word-“trips!”]
Ummmm 4 years passed of hell, high gas prices, shelling out billions of our dollars to help other countries with their trafficking and hidin from Biden! No I didn’t blink once in these past 4 years! I could hardly sleep being run by sloppy joes who likes sniffing lil girls hair! CreepOOOOH!
How many thinks Biden should nominate Jack Smith as a Judge before leaving office ? Or imagine, one day Judge at the Supreme Court. Maybe Kamala also ?
President Biden’s final Thanksgiving pardons show a meaningful gesture of mercy, while the excitement surrounding Gladiator II hitting theaters is thrilling for movie fans. The video covers both important moments with great balance and insight. Well done!"
I think it's cool that the bit ended with a suggestion for a meal for those who can't afford flights to anywhere and have no cars. Options we them here.
This show has had 20 minutes of shameless self-promotion on each episode for two months straight. The book, the haunted house thing, and now the Christmas album. It's going to continue through December, too. It's kind of a bummer.
That’s funny I come out w/smack it up flip it rub it down , ohh no… out of nowhere. Alot.Lmao. And the stand ins😂wtf. That guys just to much.🤣You don’t have to be a star baby.To be in my show. Really it’s ok🙃😊❤
That strange no comedy jokes about the dropping of the case against Donald Trump you know the one that I could have incarcerated him And What's the lead story on all the newscasts it was the news of the day and yet there were no jokes about it strange that isn't it, It could have helped with that bulk you so needed in the ratings
Sure glad my travel plans on Thursday consist of walking from my bed to the bathroom, then to my kitchen, then the living room couch. Eventually further trips back to the kitchen, bathroom, and couch throughout the rest of the day....
😂😂😂
Trade ya 😅
Good plan
Don’t overdo. Getting onto and up off the couch can be hazardous to your wellbeing.
Take it from a pro. Plan well to limit the trips. [The risk is in the word-“trips!”]
We LOVE you Jimmy....Happy Thanksgiving...thanking God for you, too.
Pretty sure the turkey we just pardoned, is Donald Trump, when we handed him back power and dismissed all of his criminal cases.
Lol are you from Florida?
@@JuanEnriqueFloresJrFlorida don’t claim this leftie loosie 🤣
Baw hahahaha …. Snort snort.
@@thisoldnurse1521 Lol what? 😆
Wow 4 years passed by in a blink of an eye
Ummmm 4 years passed of hell, high gas prices, shelling out billions of our dollars to help other countries with their trafficking and hidin from Biden! No I didn’t blink once in these past 4 years! I could hardly sleep being run by sloppy joes who likes sniffing lil girls hair! CreepOOOOH!
Just hope that Kimmel and Colbert could continue in Trump’s wrath for 4 consecutive 😢Years
Were they not able to do so before? What’s different?
How many thinks Biden should nominate Jack Smith as a Judge before leaving office ? Or imagine, one day Judge at the Supreme Court. Maybe Kamala also ?
Ooooooo and Chutkan! 🎉 could die happy
The world waits breathlessly while the comment board on a Tonight Show video figures this out.
Absolutely 💯
That would require some forethought from the Democratic party
Right after Jimmy is done hawking an album of jokes about a horny Santa. It's gonna be awhile
I want to print out those travel tips for my family and hand them each a copy lol
Lets see how many " Turkeys" Trump pardons!
They'll all be in his cabinets.
Jimmy. Thank so much 💕
Jimy, YOU HAVE BEEN WIRKING SO HARD!!!.TI GIVE U S ALL A MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!🎄🎄🎄🎄🎀🎀🎁🎁🎁
Didn't have "being on The Tonight Show" on my 2024 Bingo card, very useful travel tips though!
Steve is so hysterical.
My favorite Jimmy
President Biden’s final Thanksgiving pardons show a meaningful gesture of mercy, while the excitement surrounding Gladiator II hitting theaters is thrilling for movie fans. The video covers both important moments with great balance and insight. Well done!"
Love You Jimmy! ❤
Absolutely hilarious show Jimmy!!!💕🙏🤣😂🤣
Congrats super happy for you
Love Joy Peace 🌺🍃🌸🍃🌺🍃🌹✨✨✨✨✨✨💫
They pardon the biggest Turkey this Thanksgiving Trump🙄
Hey!!..he's not that big
So true
Who is best president to US ? 🇺🇸
Well it surely isn't drumpf
Probably Lincoln or FDR
TRUMP baby just ask any hard working American
@chaser7236 drumpf is THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER!!! You're a lazy American.
@chaser7236 We call it STINKY. YOUR SLOB DRUMPF WEARS A DIAPER 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 YOU JUST MADE A FOOL OF YOURSELF LITTLE GIRL 💥💥💥..
We love your show jimmy fallon
Haha why is steve so funny i crack up everytime. 😂😂
Who's Steve?
rewatched band of brothers. I had no idea Jimmy Fallon was in it!
I cant say it enough, I love Higgins innocently dirty humor it cracks me up every time.
Jimmy: #5 Come on a sleigh ride
Higgins: Oh, thats dirty! 😂😂🤣
Just hope that Kimmel could continue his wrath for 4 consecutive 😢Years❤
Thanksgiving travel trips was great comedy relief 😂.
I think it's cool that the bit ended with a suggestion for a meal for those who can't afford flights to anywhere and have no cars. Options we them here.
I love it when jimmt said coquito yeahh baby 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷
More Likes For Jimmy Fallon 👍
What about the plot? If I'm right, how is the plot? That's my eyes!
Jfc, Jimmy Fallon is so humble. God forbid he discovers mirrors.
Seriously. I remember when the show wasn't 80% self promotion
Jimmy takes it in the back door. A real ATM...Gobble Gobble Jimmy
💞 Peace & Life Everlasting with Jesus 💞
💞 Pray for guidance and wait Patiently 💞
I am very uncomfortable with the rubbing of the swords!
I keep a large collection of vhs and dvds to keep up distracted. 😂
The Roooooooods!! "But how RUDE?!"
Love The Monlogue, Love The Album, Can't Wait Next Wednesday, Love Jimmy! 🥳
What about(( TAKE OFF !! )) by Geddy Lee and Bob & Doug McKenzie?!
👏👏👏❤ Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃🥧
I get my news from the Jimmys, Colbert and SNL.
Echo chamber for sure. I bet you think trump is hitler lmao
Real food best for life
This show has had 20 minutes of shameless self-promotion on each episode for two months straight. The book, the haunted house thing, and now the Christmas album. It's going to continue through December, too. It's kind of a bummer.
Wrap me up is still my favourite ❤
70 million people!!! Where are they going?
Just enjoy yourself at home. We need ready turkey to eat.
I love jimmys self pep talk ❤
We get it. You have an album out. :|
Just think of how many Turkey are going to get a pardon next year...
Woo hoo
Do what you are good at... You will live longer!
When will these segments stop being mostly Jimmy plugging his other side gigs?
Got my family to stop eating at #McDonald's, which supports apartheid & is over-processed, leading to foodborne illness.
what is up with that movie and youtube?? i've seen that trailer/commercial 100 times by now!
And the last possible thanksgiving Pardon of the US.
To the person reading this, even though I don't know you. I wish you the best of what life has to offer 🙏 ❤😊👋
Lies!
Will you stop youre becoming really annoying…..
Post something that is related to the video
In Jesus's holy, precious & powerful name. AMEN ✝️🙏🏾🕊️🛐📖💪🏾👑⚔️🛡️🙌🏾👏🏾👍🏾😇🙇🏾
shut up
I'm getting tired of him using the show as an infomercial for his stuff....
This was really good😂😊
Yawn.
Gobble Giggity Gobble Giggity
Thats stupid 3 weeks away here thanksgiving is in october. Thank god. 2:36
Oooooooh ❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉
It's Jimmy Fallon
This is no longer a show. It's turned into a grifting infomercial for a bunch of Jimmy Fallon junk!
Thanks Mr president
damn😊
Pardon your son, jive turkey!
Wow, this is the first time I have been the first to view any video! First comment too!
💙
He forgot to pardon his son
That’s funny I come out w/smack it up flip it rub it down , ohh no… out of nowhere. Alot.Lmao. And the stand ins😂wtf. That guys just to much.🤣You don’t have to be a star baby.To be in my show. Really it’s ok🙃😊❤
what is a mcrib?
HUNTER'S A TURKEY
Its strange. I used to see Jimmy unleashing jokes to demoralize Trump, but now it seems to be eased down. I'm barely recognizing it.
No one want to eat no more with so much care for those animals. We may all become veggies.
The pro Biden bots are slacking in these comments 😂
Joe needs Trump to grant Hunters pardon. They'll get it done Jan 19 but CNN and MSNBC won't have the story 😢
F- the Mcrib and F- McDonald's!! They gave me ACID REFLUX for Life!!!! 😡
Please more commercials for you! Less show!🤗
🥰💋🫶🏻love it
JIVE TURKEY
A really cool song by the Ohio Players.
Check them out!!
Yay Jimmy, the king of self-promotion, but maybe Drumpf wins that one...
gladiator g
The monologue lately is so much of Jimmy promoting his album. Starting to get old…
Do not foget the kids books and other show
That's made of emerald... 🙄🤭🤣🤣🤣...🔆
This guy is so un-funny. How is this still on the air?
Pardon Diddy 😂
Nobody records shows anymore, boomers find it all on TH-cam and everyone else does not care 😅
2:45 not too much…
Christmas quarrel 😂
I love Jimmy, I do...but hes a dork.
What an idiot. One long commercial for a stupid record
What a weak monologue. He needs better writers.
It wasn't even a monologue...it was an infomercial for a bunch of Fallon junk!
That strange no comedy jokes about the dropping of the case against Donald Trump you know the one that I could have incarcerated him And What's the lead story on all the newscasts it was the news of the day and yet there were no jokes about it strange that isn't it, It could have helped with that bulk you so needed in the ratings
Biden pardoned two turkeys.
Hunter ..... "Seriously?!?"
Jimmy kimmel, Seth Meyers, Stephen Colbert ❤❤❤ Nice try Diddy/Fallon
Fallon is not funny at all
..
Get lost with your lame merchandise, it sucks so much, you uncritical capitalist greedos. 🤮🤮🤮
How can Quest and his mates go with that even?
Paul and Denzel ??🤣🤣🤣
Impolite 😂😂
What happened to you?? You're not funny anymore. 😮
You are not funny.
🤣